Poker Night 2 - Best of GlaDOS

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[@mechatech]

Claptrap: "I might as well say it now - I've always loved you, baby." GLaDOS: "Were I outfitted with a dry-heave subroutine, I'd activate it now." lmfao She really know how to salt a wound.

[@Monunga]

+mechatech Her background's actually REALLY depressing, though.

[@AshleyBonilla]

+mechatech Claptrap: Those are butterflies in your stomach! It must be love! :D The cutest quote to GLaDOS from Claptrap. :)

[@vincentmarcellino7183]

Krieg: YES! SALT THE WOUND PSYCHO ROBO!

[@Grimreaper67778]

Goliath: where is crank? Little robot? Or....Giant robot, tell me where crank is in the inventory

[@deadmanarmy5854]

Whets a dry-heave sub-routine I don't get it

[@eveningdim7167]

Glados is best interacting with people who respond back.

[@Asmodeus426]

lol i love her

[@Barnasmi]

okamimaster1 k

[@GmodSolutions]

AubrentheJack too bad chell can't

[@foundationsoversight8479]

You're SOO right

[@greatsageclok-roo9013]

@KidIronCollins If they ever do a Portal 3, they should at least *consider* having the playable character say stuff... Pity Valve are too busy raking in the money with TF2 to do anything else.

[@sablebranwen2539]

So you're telling me I can sit down and play poker with Ash, Claptrap and Glados, Sam and some huge guy in the seediest casino imaginable while smooth jazz plays in the background? Screw Avengers, this is the best crossover of all time.

[@DoubleOhSeven68]

That's Brock Samson from Venture Bros.

[@sablebranwen2539]

@@DoubleOhSeven68 Thank you. I never watched that.

[@BayOfWulf]

that’s exactly what i first thought seeing the game

[@pteridixon3380]

Actually you can't. The game is no longer purchasable.

[@DoubleOhSeven68]

@@pteridixon3380 Wait, what?

[@5crungo]

"Your money went to a happy currency farm with its happy currency friends": Glados

[@AshleyBonilla]

+frankie palmeri "Hey, where'd my money go?" / Claptrap :/

[@pixelpirate2222]

bOb R0ss

[@TrevorTiger]

But.....Glados........you're supposed to get mad with those lemons.

[@user-ik5cj9kr3g]

TELL YOUR ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTABLE LEMON!

[@RBTD-bn6us]

Exactly

[@GorgSpinnens]

@kevin willems WITH THE LEMONS!!!!!!!!

[@skiller5034]

Make life take the lemons back! I don't want your damn lemons!

[@olbradley]

*c o m b u s t a b l e l e m o n s*

[@beachsurf]

"If I were killing you, there'd be a lot more screaming and irony." WHAT ABOUT NEROTOXIN

[@lorenzpacis3249]

I'm pretty sure GLaDOS would hack into Ash's arm & make himself punch himself to death.

[@Puppy_Puppington]

“Neuro”

[@dippy1]

@@Puppy_Puppington Your'e correcting someones spelling... 6 years later.

[@defalttheloner]

@@dippy1 7 now basically

[@dianeaishamonday9125]

@@dippy1 why not? Never too late to learn some thing new.

[@GuyWolfGaming]

so this is what happened to GLaDOS after chell left aperture science

[@bof8850]

she beceam betch sauce meow bark olf deh dragon king

[@CrazyGunMan100]

Aron Brian what the actual fuck is that comment

[@internetkumquat4542]

@@CrazyGunMan100 Ironically I know the content of his comment.

[@ChatterGaming]

This is what happened. How much can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

[@zerocrashmurilo]

this is like one of the experiment rooms GLaDOS was actually interested in enough to not kill everyone the first second

[@claratinoxtkc7740]

3:56 If GLaDOS had been on the Titanic : **the Titanic hits the iceberg** *The captain :* Wow, I uh... really didn't see this coming.. *GLaDOS :* I did. But I didn't want to ruin the suprise. Suprise.

[@endoskel9262]

I love how I can honestly see her doing that

[@deadmanarmy5854]

OH SHI

[@crystalwinterfeld]

*Brock leave the table*

[@curtisleblanc5897]

I feel like if Glados were an AI in the 2001 movie series, she would bully the other AIs

[@spongebobfan78]

@@curtisleblanc5897 I mean, her interaction with HAL 9000 in LEGO Dimensions was just so good. Although, it was more like Glados getting frustrated with HAL.

[@andodide]

"I didn't see this coming" "I did. But I didn't want to ruin the surprise. Surprise" **disappointing blowout** GLaDOS is such an asshole and I love it

[@themaccave08]

GLaDOS' moments are so… GLaDOS. Everything she says is either hilariously condescending, a reference to herself, or anything that a Portal fan would know.

[@fauzanaziz6365]

"or you're just too cowardly to turn lemons into lemonade"

[@endertronicinc.7463]

and this is why GLaDoS is my favorite villain 😂

[@mysteryskullthebighaterofc8352]

same xD

[@liopleurodon2000]

She will never be a match for the master of masters, the deliverer of darkness, the Shogun of sorrows, AKU!

[@Cat_Snacks]

Also protagonist in portal 2

[@I_8_your_doorframe]

Dont leave poor wheatly out... ;_;

[@cawareyoudoin7379]

She's not even a villain, she's an antagonist. And later even deuteragonist I would say.

[@lupusdracoaquila5257]

Too cowardly to turn lemons into lemonade? But... what about the combustible lemons?

[@taimereblackston9891]

I read this exactly when she was saying this

[@v8wr]

You know how brave you have to be to turn combustible lemons into lemonade?

[@liopleurodon2000]

No, you see, those are lemonades. Lemons + grenades. You want the drinkable lemonade. Know the difference. I could save your life

[@MichelleW870]

Liopleurodon 2000 *MY GOD-*

[@PentaromaLMA0]

Its plan b

[@goingcommando2]

Her best joke was the last one. Surprise!

[@useraccount333]

The pissed-off look Brock has is great!

[@diemandtheanimatronicwolf]

1:16 GLaDOS raised a good question.

[@akumahimeotaku]

"I'm afraid I can't do that" HAL 9000?

[@opsoc777]

First thing I thought

[@cawareyoudoin7379]

Definitely a reference.

[@MetaFanWing]

Gaja Well, we got her humming “for he’s a jolly good fellow”.

[@thewoollyviking5928]

All I'm wondering about is how GLaDOS is still able to keep her facility's nuclear reactor from overheating while dealing a poker game. I knew girls were better at multitasking but that is impressive.

[@praetorisprime2888]

Josey Kaiser maybe that's why she keeps leaving.

[@thewoollyviking5928]

Godzilla that's a good point.

[@KajoFox]

I think the reactor only overheated in the game because *wheatly* was running it, and turned off all the safety protocols. It's probably not even directly managed by her most of the time anyway.

[@scrubscrub4492]

@@KajoFox A bit late, but Wheatly was *designed* to make bad ideas.

[@Alegriacaptions]

@@KajoFox AFAIK it's just that the controlling core has to do some crucial maintenance operations once every x time. GLaDOS knows what it's about, but Wheatley doesn't, is lazy, and tried to make the announcer shut up... Which was a stupid decision.

[@spinningninja2]

I need more interactions between GLaDOS and Claptrap in my life

[@Lars-ze2xf]

I didn't know GlaDOS was into poker.

[@olegoleg258]

Well, she's nit into that robot for sure

[@cawareyoudoin7379]

She has the pokerface down already. And she's a powerful AI, so it's probably easy for her to calculate probabilities.

[@Vanlifecrisis]

She hints that this is just another test she keeps forcing them to run forever 😅

[@kayokay1155]

I didn't want to ruin the surprise.... Surprise

[@Hambrack]

I literally laugh at that one everyone I see it. And I mean literally.

[@IronHawk96]

GLaDOS: You don't know what you're doing do you? Around 70% of the players agreed with her XD including me. Well for the first 30 days then I got the hang of it

[@tryhardgamr3262]

It took me like ten minutes to understand the fundamentals. Ive only got 4 hours on the game and i already have all the items

[@bighatchad1234]

3:19 damn this is a fat mood

[@GhostPlanetFilms]

(After Brock is eliminated) This is a joke, right? I'm not very good at jokes, but here's one. What's yellow and black and red all over? What? Brock Samson if he doesn't leave this table. Heh, good one.

[@GhostPlanetFilms]

I don't remember posting this.

[@trodeno6305]

"I'm suprised you remember anything for longer than 10 seconds. Your brain is hardly bigger than a goldfish''s" - A Would-be GLaDOS quote

[@AbsoluteRatBastard]

(In the distance) OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[@darklex5150]

@@AbsoluteRatBastard tf are you doing here?

[@Apotheosister]

@@GhostPlanetFilms Do you remember posting that?

[@SlugyTinky21]

2:18 The slight giggly tone she had at the beginning is too cute

[@CrazyGunMan100]

They could've thrown in a reference of how the 'mute' player reminded her of a certain 'mute' test subject, could go somewhat along the lines of "your stubbornness will leave you walking away empty handed, but like you I've felt with stubborn mutes before, several times in fact..."

[@abandonedchannel8319]

When GLaDOS appeared Claptrap: HUBBA HUBBA!

[@romiarkan450]

Now I'm trying to imagine GLaDOS fighting against the illuminati.. She seems to know what she's doing with the experiment and the pun..

[@AngelCakes1997]

No one is going to the overlord of humanity but her. The Freemasons would tremble with fear.

[@leongashwig]

glados is based

[@trevevern6788]

GlaDOS is perfect when it comes to humour. Who knew sadistic robots were a great source of comedy.

[@a.k8185]

1:25 "alot of questions from a psychotic robot" *Stares in pre robot glados*

[@bitesizedhero8030]

Get Claptrap, Wheatley, Clank and Bender to fight for GLADOS in the sequel!

[@dr.nefarious2132]

Mr Hero SUPER VILLIAN TEAM UP!

[@DrawinskyMoon]

Yes please

[@TellEmB290]

I can't put my love of GlaDOS' snark into words. I recognise her as honourarily British on account of her sarcasm alone.

[@SylvesterSoul]

3:32 cave johnson reference

[@Duskaria]

"What's black, yellow and red all over? Brock Samson if he doesn't leave this table." -GlaDOS

[@StinkyPoopyMcFartFace]

I swear GlaDOS is amazing! The ending was just how the freaking confetti and partyhorn sounds miserably is perfect XD

[@Lux_the_Lost]

Throw in Brock's face and that moment pretty much sells itself XD

[@michaelgonzalez3010]

like how the robot falls in love with GLaDOS

[@gabemerritt3139]

That's claptrap springtrap

[@Jackonian]

that ending was perfect. Brock's god damn face makes it

[@Reysan7]

3:52 my favorite

[@juliusschannelindeeditis7754]

“And that’s why you will never GET humanity,” Sir Glados used to be a human

[@smashster1787]

She technically deleted Caroline from her systems.

[@juliusschannelindeeditis7754]

Smashster 1 But she was still a human once

[@Vanlifecrisis]

@@smashster1787 That was a lie though, she retained her. Hence the songs after that.

[@smashster1787]

VanLifeCrisis. Never realized that. Thanks.

[@SamuSeen]

GlaDOS know how to burn with highest efficiency.

[@royliber3824]

3:38 "Or maybe you're just too cowardly to turn the lemonds into lemonade." Oh GLaDOS... You would know the best about LEMONS wouldn't you?

[@eviI12577]

burn someone's house down with the lemons?

[@prometheanrebel3838]

GLaDOS makes the best sarcastic, savage, sassy announcer ever. Especially when she woke back up in Portal 2, that sass is just beautiful.

[@SkitariusNoKD]

3:12 I'm gonna use this one next time I stumble with a flat-earther

[@Artist-my5dw]

0:34 I don’t know why but is funny seeing Sam smile all of a sudden 😂

[@andrewolson3224]

I want my google home to have the voice of Glados

[@matthollands7771]

Oh God me too!!!

[@countersphere2924]

Samee

[@SamhainRegen666]

I had no idea how much I wanted to see Ash (Evil Dead) and GLaDOS (Portal) interact but now I do and I want more!

[@KalaschniKlown]

0:03 just... Wow!

[@kajetus0688]

Glados is best at telling worst things in the most calm voice

[@daniellclary]

I always love hearing Glados and always want more of her.

[@chancerbox1935]

People: GLaDOS was the meanest during Portal 2! Me, an intellectual:

[@WhiteBladeZero]

That last one is my favorite one, especially with Brock's face at the end if it. XD

[@CaptainTransit]

0:49 Go home GLaDOS, you’re not HAL

[@glados2201]

That dog just looks funny

[@AshleyBonilla]

+GLaDOS Tee hee. :)

[@Jemv1]

You mean Sam! You say 80% of people is going to lose. Me, is 20% of us is going to win!

[@Alegriacaptions]

+GLaDOS what were you doing there though? Science won't solve itself without you, you know?

[@Rev-RN]

The lighting seizure thing, "say cheese" I died.

[@enk335]

I've loved GLaDOS since I was little. I'm pretty sure I picked up her sense of humor. Still my favorite.

[@Big_Box]

Glados is so scary, you can never truly figure out her mood, motive, or if she's joking 😂

[@scrp6638]

I’d imagine the only reason GLaDOS isn’t actually playing is because she’s so ridiculously intelligent that she’d win within 5 turns. Or when she kills everyone else at the table.

[@littlezorkie9311]

“Avengers has the most ambitious crossover-“

[@Alex-ib6mh]

I love claptraps "hubba hubba!" When he sees Glados

[@sleepyhollowo]

“If I had a dry heave subroutine I’d activate it now” me too GLaDOS

[@stryc9fuego]

Oh, absolutely. Brock's look at the little party horn sound and confetti is just brilliant.

[@magicmanscott40k]

Now I want to play this. I love these characters growing up

[@yourneighbour5738]

Glados: Ma'am your son is dead, he was hit by a drunk driver. Just thought I would let you know that.

[@saamjaza1742]

You gotta love when it's just the player and Brock and he's clearly going insane from what Glados is saying.

[@peridot675]

Even if GLaDOS is Psychotic beyond Human Measures. I still Love GLaDOS.

[@Alegriacaptions]

Peridot loving GLaDOS? My new headcanon.

[@willeodsson]

Awesome set of references!

[@brunomartin4928]

"...Or maybe you are to cowardly to turn lemons into lemonade" OMG GLADOS

[@drsladic101]

3:49 and neurotoxin...

[@Randomyoutuber-4831]

The confetti was a nice touch on that last one.

[@mas8705]

I recall seeing one where Claptrap and GLaDOS got to share a nice conversation when she tried to stun all the players. Best of luck if you are able to find that one.

[@meowass1455]

0:18 when someone wants to cheer you up and then they fuck up on purpose

[@probanana4749]

Thanks recommended, very cool.

[@rufocs686]

The surprise line got me really good

[@rudolfsteihelm3128]

"It's appears you have lost all your chips. Oh well, it's only money. Your money"

[@RYFT0R]

GLaDOS is only reason id play this game

[@swordsmancs]

“If you’re folding because you’re too embarrassed to admit you’ve forgotten the rules, just nod your head.” Sam: _nods head_

[@lfd2fancentral347]

XD the lemons reference

[@No_Named_Nobody]

Holy Hera i have to get this game!

[@krupskoi]

9 years ago but i still love this game

[@TheAdvertisement]

2:48 So that’s where Fidough went!

[@BlueCollaredK9]

I love glados's sarcasm

[@ChrofonicPlague]

Rip this game, I never played it but what I can see, this is very good

[@ShadeMeadows]

This game NEEDS a third one~

[@spacekid9680]

2:59 XD BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAASDFGHJKHGFSAA

[@laylover7621]

Most people are bound by the conventions of probability and common sense. _But you're special_ Everything about GLaDOS is amazing.

[@Jaxvidstar]

My favorite gladdos quote at 3:47

[@brilliantarrow4125]

The way Brocks face sours when she starts the confetti

[@palemourningrose2463]

I love her so much

[@RacingSnails64]

I love her so much.

[@blazeofglory4053]

Make lemonade? That isn't happening! Quick, let's make a stupidly overused combustible lemons joke!

[@theminiyosshi2901]

An illuminating experience

[@fishum6483]

The last one is by far the greatest.

[@nziom]

Peak passive-aggressiveness I love it

[@ghost_ship_supreme]

Glad I still have the game! Even though it’s no longer for sale...

[@kirapon]

I did, but i didn't want to ruin the surprise *confettis falling* surprise *low sounding horn*

[@Reaperlevii]

0:17 I love how she does a sort of shrug.

[@HTWW]

Ah, GlaDOS! My love!

[@Spitfire-Acid]

2:08 I don’t know why but GLaDOS talking about cheese is really funny to me

[@mitchelljulius5875]

"... and I like my jokes!" Lmao

[@darkie1832]

So u want to make lemonade now glados? Your the one who wanted to burn people with the lemons

[@jafetmejia8119]

GLaDOS that's cave Johnston

[@Jemv1]

So she-Bot, What's is happen to Cave Johnson in Portal 2?

[@scrungobeepis5443]

GLaDOS, you should know this: you're

[@morshuthemerchant5558]

How did I never heard of this game until now.

[@deadc0d368]

that last one made my day