EGYPTIAN MYTHOLOGY song by Mr. Nicky

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Egyptian Mythology Song
By Mr. Nicky
To the Tune of “Despacito (Remix)”
by Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee, ft. Justin Bieber
Backing tracks property of Karaoke Version/Tency Music.
When I’m mummified, I’ll live forever
My heart will weigh lighter than a feather, yeah
They’ll drain my brain out then they’ll put my organs in canopic jars
They’ll leave food for my Ka to eat
and my Ba’s personality
must recognize my body that’s why they’ll embalm me, embalm me
Osiris will accept my soul down in Duat
Because I obeyed the cosmic order of Ma’at
I honored the Great Pesedjet
So I’ll avoid a second death
Do it or Ammit will eat your lead heart
Shu is the air god, Tefnut is the moisture goddess
Nut and Geb are sky and earth their kids are
Nebet Hut, Seth, Osiris, Isis and Horus the Elder
O yeah, Ra
He’s our sun and light
He’s our creator god
He controls the seasons and he grows our crops
His eye is a goddess and his tears made humans
Seth, Ra, Nit, Sobek, Horus the Younger, Elder, Hathor
Imhotep, Bastet, Geb, Tefnut, Shu, Nut, Anubis, Osiris,
Sekmet, Khnum, Nebet Hut, Isis, Thoth
Sekmet’s lethal
Taking all her vengeance out upon the people
Imhotep has been deified but once was real
Seth cut up Osiris, he’s a source of evil
Thankfully poor Isis put her husband back together
Before Osiris went under
She conceived Horus the Younger
(Not the Elder, he’s the Younger, baby)
He defeated Seth, now he’s our god of war and battle
The question that we have to ask now
Is Seth an aardvark, fox or jackal?
Our gods can be portrayed as combos
of human forms and animals
If they’re like snakes they’re scoundrels
If they have horns they’re powerful
Many gods are similar to others like Atum
He's like Ptah or Amun-Ra in the New Kingdom
Yes over time our gods would absorb into one another
Many villages had myths that seemed to conflict with each other
Is Hathor the wife of Ra, his daughter or his mommy?
Or is his mom Nit? She’ll knit me my mummy
I see a funerary boat
bringing me to see Thoth
He is writing down
All the deeds of deceased souls
Magic spells can take you
down to see his face, he’s got
a baboon or an ibis bird for a cabeza (head)
I see a funerary boat
bringing me to see Thoth
he is writing down
All the deeds of deceased souls
Get some amulets and
a Book of the Dead then
You will have some underworld journey protection, oh yeah
Seth, Ra, Nit, Sobek, Horus the Younger, Elder, Hathor
Imhotep, Bastet, Geb, Tefnut, Shu, Nut, Anubis, Osiris,
Sekmet, Khnum, Nebet Hut, Isis, Thoth
Cats are sacred
Bastet is their patron and mummification
Is handled by Anubis he uses natron
Sobek is a crocodile but Seth’s more dangerous
Thankfully poor Isis put her husband back together
Before Osiris went under
She conceived Horus the Younger
(Not the Elder, he’s the Younger, baby)
He defeated Seth, now he’s our god of war and battle
He is incarnated as our Pharaoh
But the kid is Greek to me now
Death’s so sweet, no?
You’ll be granted entrance to The Field of Reeds
Opening up your mouth’s our last ceremony
Go take you’re grave goods with you to eternity, go! (vamanos)
I see a funerary boat
bringing me to see Thoth
he is writing down
All the deeds of deceased souls
You’ll be safe in your sarcophagus
We’ll bury you in the necropolis
I see a funerary boat
bringing me to see Thoth
he is writing down
All the deeds of deceased souls
You get a mastaba or pyramid
Thankfully you can afford it
Death’s so sweet, no?

[@kylajanz1128]

Despacito? Nah. I only know Seth, Ra, Nit, So (Bek)

[@biscuitsandbricks3666]

What is Despacito?

[@kylajanz1128]

Corona Killer, the song that this was based off of. (Idk if ur joking or not lol)

[@killerkalebgaming9870]

So true

[@AChristianFellow]

Deaths so sweet, no?

[@NympHology-sh2np]

The original song ​@@biscuitsandbricks3666

[@katherinephilippakis1270]

History teachers be like: Hippity hoppity this now my property.

[@gamingwithprosper4069]

Faxx

[@legendairycow8001]

Your songs are what my teacher showed me when I was in 6th grade. Now I look back at them and they are still just as good :)

[@babygrindonme1883]

my teacher just showed us this song today in ss (im in 6th)

[@rabi005]

So am i

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[@davids1854]

Same I'm being taught with these

[@au_adam7588]

On Friday my teacher showed it to us

[@verylostdoommarauder]

What Oscar Isaac watched to prepare for his role in Moon Knight

[@Indie_Animation_Guy]

Yes

[@shoukierose3008]

Me: *eats* Mr. Nicky: "They'll leave food for my Ka to eat." Me: *slowly hands orange chicken to king Tut*

[@azelfdaboi5265]

Fuck that, no mummy getting my orange chicken

[@shoukierose3008]

@@azelfdaboi5265 How about grapes?

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I love King Tut and Orange Chicken why do I have to chose?

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Yes Give me the chicken

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[@samantha35-1]

I know I’m super late, but I just started middle school a few months ago, and my history teacher plays your songs in class. They’re so good, we love them! Outstanding work!

[@higg6571]

U in sixth that’s when I used to here them

[@isabela_6148]

Yeah I just finished 6th and my S.S teacher played these so much and we all loved them

[@Higgjibib]

This year I listened to that in third period w.h in 6thgrade

[@Sanji_Kun66]

same

[@MycatLoki22]

Yep

[@jfk1000]

This is the version that deserves more than a billion views.

[@pho._]

ikr like i was so surprised to see it only had 700,000

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Hi jfk

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[@noahali-origamiandmore2050]

BETTER THAN DESPACITO

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Noah Ali it’s from the gosh darn tune sighs

[@rabi005]

I agree

[@Sam31707]

Agreed

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You right

[@artkongara]

yup

[@RapOperaCentral]

And he's back. Good stuff Mr. Nicky.

[@shoukierose3008]

Rap Opera for Kids Ye

[@Sir_Alaskan]

When you and your 6th grade class starts Ancient Egypt today

[@bug3695]

My teacher showed my class this 2 years ago, and we had to learn the whole thing and we loved it... Even now I remember all lyrics, this is just an absolute hit.

[@trinomollo9269]

My teacher showed us his Ancient Rome song, Mesopotamia, Ancient Greece and also India

[@tarynmiller45]

PLEASE CONTINUE MAKING THESE VIDEOS. I AM LIVING RIGHT NOW. MY 7TH GRADE SOCIAL STUDIES TEACHER PLAYED THESE FOR US ALL THE TIME THROUGHOUT OUR STUDIES OF THE ANCIENT CIVILIZATIONS

[@mata218]

Same

[@harrisondavis3203]

Same

[@pho._]

same

[@kendall2291]

My teacher played this in history class and everyone loved it..

[@elvisjcorrales9570]

OMG SAME

[@heartmasaru2952]

“NOT THE ELDER HES THE YOUNGER BABY” is the best part I swear

[@starmoalitiny]

It always starts rough but ends up being an absolute bop🤣🤣🤣

[@urosdelic4490]

1st: Like. 2nd: Watch. 3rd: Watch. 4th: add to list favorite songs. Good job Mr Nicky! Greetings to all historycans and history lovers from all around the world! Greetins from Serbia, Europe.

[@guad_]

Back at it again with the cool parodies, thanks to this ill get an A+ on my egypt test.

[@shoukierose3008]

Guad Toons I got all A's on my Egyptian quizzes

[@freethinkersoftheworldbysh4769]

I literally just stumbled upon this artist! I freaking LOVE this whole channel! 😂😂😂

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Yes! Glad you are back on KZbin mr nicky!

[@crow345]

Yes me too

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Me too

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Neon_Tigerr 8

[@starloegalletta6049]

You have rad skills. I jam to this even when not in class.

[@alexs5814]

Amazing! i'm a at a loss for words. This was absolutely stunning. The singing, history as well as the wonderful writing!

[@dracomalfoy2881]

I added all your songs to my AP World History review doc 💀💀

[@daylight137]

As you should

[@iloveEdward22]

This is so fun! My students will be so excited that there's a new song!

[@tankann]

Didn't need dis but still watch cause it's fun I read the Kane Chronicals

[@nav7495]

this song slaps

[@mariatcontreras1]

This is AMAZING!!! Keep making these awesome videos! My students LOVE your videos!

[@BelcantoLola]

My son Josias will be in a Connections Academy Social Studies lesson with you next week. I clicked the link the teacher sent. I'm a fan now. Well Done

[@Mo-gr9oc]

Those thumbs down are from people who failed their Grade 6th test in social studies.

[@TamiyaRC]

Keep up the great work! My teacher showed this a few years ago and here I am now doing another Egyptian unit. I am using this to study...keep up the awesome work!

[@karymecruz5680]

I love these songs they help me remember stuff for class during test

[@user-qs8gq5bc9n]

My sixth grade teacher play this every thing of history we learn

[@nicholasneuman1587]

i have to watch this in class, and im fine with it. you make learning fun

[@themobilegamer4093]

OMG WHY DO I LOVE THIS SO FREAKING MUCH?!?!? (The accent makes it like, 1000000K times better.) I LOVE IT!!!

[@user-re3zu1yj3z]

So well synched! Original Despacito can't pass us that much info tho...

[@wmtdude]

My kids at school keep playing your songs at home. Thanks for all you do.

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Fra P I thought this was a hate comment but ok.

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THIS IS A GOLD!!! And I search for this from nowhere 😅😅😂 Shiiittt!!!

[@djburdine]

He killed that. I'm so pissed I'm just seeing this. You are amazing.

[@shibasquad7059]

GOOOD JOB I HEAR THIS EVERYTIME I STUDY and umm whatever... Good

[@tabz1352]

This is so good

[@localpedestrian7894]

one of my history teachers played a mr nicky song every time we learned a new topic and now every time i hear the original versions of these songs or and instrumental version i can’t unhear the mr nicky cover. 10/10.

[@Aidensan11]

The image of Justin Bieber as a mummy is forever ingrained in my mind

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Aidensan same here buddy....same here.....

[@patraciousyt2412]

Hello Mr. Nicky if you are reading this hi! I was in TECCA and was in the assembly when you came as a guest for our ancient history class.

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MY TEACHER SHOWED US THIS CHANNELBAS A TREAT FOR THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL AND NOW I CANT STOP LAUGHING

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cupcakes galore My Teacher Showed Us The Last Day Before He Left The School

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This is perfection 👌👌

[@lucistudios5699]

YAY! FINALLY another song by you! And it's to my favorite song!😃

[@jerzieethurau3101]

Love your songs listen to you last year in class and out of school

[@cobbvanthdilf]

I'm learning about Egypt in class and this was really helpful

[@christinehope7426]

The phrasing for the chorus is brilliant

[@iifairryii]

Teacher’s sheet of the beginning of the year: favorite song? Me: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm what do I puttttttt Teacher: what is “ancient Egyptian mythology” song?

[@brothistookmesolongtofindn8836]

I love this song im obsessed my history teacher showed this to me im in 6th grade

[@kingkahan123]

I found this on my own (My teacher showed me the ancient Mesopotamia one) I love all of them but this one is my favorite

[@MycatLoki22]

Me too!!

[@gatorgrey1]

"Oh Yeah, Ra" sounds like you completely forgot about Ra

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Love this channel. PLZ DO SOMTHING TO THE TUNE OF THE REAL SLIM SHADY!

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Yay! Love the new song! Thanks for coming to my school last year!

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This is brilliant! What a way to start a year

[@LilyJarmusz]

Mr. Nicky! Art teacher here and would LOVE art videos!!!

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HE’S BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER

[@shoukierose3008]

Lord Tachanka Agreed from one year

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Agreed

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Hell ya!!! I love this!!!

[@heasne1738]

Never clicked on a notification so fast

[@patrickjurrienabrigo1468]

We love your songs Mr. Nicky, specially the Ancient Rome song. It helped us a lot during our discussion in The Roman Republic and Empire.

[@nobodysbusiness6796]

I was watching jeopardy one night and I got the answer right to a question because I sang this in my head “Bastet is their patron in mummification is handled by Anubis he uses natron”

[@zzzaethelred01]

"Get some amulets and a Book of the Dead then You will have some underworld journey protection, oh yeah." That is just the best line.

[@GIBBEH]

Despacito 6

[@masonkelley2367]

My teacher showed us these in 5th grade and I still listen to them as a freshman!

[@skyew5925]

I HAVE A TEST TUESDAY AND THIS IS SO HELPFUL THANK YOU!

[@gray8485]

Yay Mr Nicky is finally back this is a really great video like if you are glad he's back

[@liamvermeer6914]

Thank you haha My year 7 will love this.

[@ngrayson]

MR NICKY IS BACK BAAABBBBYYYYY

[@logancook5261]

Egypt when something exists "let's make a god out of it

[@Soulkingbrook-79]

People may call this cringe but I learned so much from this song

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This is the best thing I'll ever hear

[@Splintered_Orion]

Go Mr. Nicky!!!!!!!!! :)

[@AngelArc420]

Still impressed Mr. Nicky!! Keep on teaching!!

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So f-ing good!

[@lilhollow1543]

This do go hard

[@Jadan-1]

My 6th grade teacher showed me this and I love it! 😍

[@morgana8806]

We just watched this in class it’s a bop

[@ishraqahmed4596]

Me:eats fries and enjoys Mr nicky:ra he is our creater god Me: gives food to ra

[@lukasherr641]

I just found about your Songs this year in 7th Grade and your songs are amazing

[@elise7491]

My reading teacher had auto play on and this came up LOL She just started dancing 😂

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this was make make my night :} thanks LMAO

[@thegoodlifechoices9309]

More useful than my history class

[@yuma4683]

R.I.P last despacito we have a new despacito today.

[@krulsietepes6234]

Nah “Thankfully poor Isis put her husband back together, before Osiris went under” just hit different

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Somehow i convinced my social studies teacher to play this for EVERY SINGLE CLASS SHE HAS

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This mans best at making these songs #learned in class

[@zuqlfy571]

My history teacher plays this and I swear it's better than the real song

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This goes hard af👏👏👏

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THIS IS EPIC. i hope my teacher plays this.

[@themotleyone3475]

mr nicky i would do anything to meet you my friends and i think you deserve a grammy

[@nicolewholovesstories]

I found these out by my self but only the other egyptian mythlogy one I miss my theacher of last year. I MISS YOU MS JUNIPER . right now I am in grade 9

[@deanna3630]

I used Thai song for my 7th graders but really I’ve just been listening to it on repeat on my own…

[@asimpleton9579]

Last year, my class showed these and helped us study. I pray for the new kids, this song is much harder to memorize than the others. So many new names and fast lyrics.

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Annoying Giraffe the more you hear it the more you get it

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On a mr Nicky VIDEO YAY YES

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Henry Cooper same lmao

[@pyro_dragonslayer6590]

My teacher just showed my class the song in ss today (I'm in 6th) and the class and I just started to dance🤣

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This helped me pass my test

[@thatkid_noor9684]

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