How A Spy Thinks #69 [Stalking]

[@MrPaladin]

This is a clean video talking about spy tips in tf2. If anything else comes to mind, that is the product of your own active imagination!

[@UnusualAndStrange]

MrPaladin let us trade pls?

[@theconductoresplin8092]

MrPaladin This is I think my new favorite video on this channel

[@tqit0210]

It wouldn't be as awkward to watch this video if your tone didn't change when you make dirty jokes...

[@MrPaladin]

SirTaylor1011 - this video contains no dirty jokes. I don't know what you are talking about...

[@TesseoTime]

I mean, you seem to have convinced yourself at 2:12 when you thought you were talking about seduction... But its all in my head. Must be the spy's newest invention.

[@the_redpyro4906]

I am dearly sorry for anyone whose first experience with Mr. P happens to be this video

[@MrPaladin]

Me too

[@tinkant5210]

MrPaladin Savage.

[@NechtanGeibhendach]

no kidding

[@gameknight3104]

I showed a friend who was learning to play spy. He didn't ask for tips again. Lol he didn't know that Mr p role plays all the time.

[@thecommenter9937]

SPYYYYYYYYYYÝ

[@mintrekii]

I had the most amazing honor of making the thumbnail for this here video, episode 69.

[@yousefghuniem5575]

This video is also life advice for stalking

[@logang1228]

Nice

[@ThatNoobKing]

Mint Rekii 5:47

[@darrylthebarrel9350]

How to stalk:episode *69* I fell like this should be searched on pp.hub

[@zombieslayer1082]

Nice

[@paninthedada]

"I'm not here to save the day, I'm here for murder. And seduction. But mostly murder." - MrPaladin, 2018

[@purpleskittlzz5040]

"Today, I wanna teach you about how to be a stalker" *FBI OPEN UP*

[@MrPaladin]

Illusion Zorua - hello NSA watchlist!

[@CashForCodeFortniteMore]

lmao.

[@nhanthanh5630]

It’s just a matter of time now

[@darrylthebarrel9350]

Episode: *69* Me realizing: *OH GOD*

[@william_brobrine8975]

9:02 They fall right in to your lap... *Pyro falls right in front of you*

[@marlonbarreto1132]

Wow hes a wizard

[@nopurposeotherthanwasteoxy5986]

@@marlonbarreto1132 he does gameplay and voices it over (thats what i think)

[@rejask448]

Someone: "Hey, what's the next episode?" Mr.P: *"69."* Someone: "... what's it about?" Mr.P: *"Stalking."*

[@Aiden-vq9mm]

When i go to mr.p's channel I dont watch every video, but when I need help on something as spy I know he's got my back

[@MrPaladin]

Sneaky pun

[@gamertv1782]

He’s Got Your Back. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAYAYYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@emeraldgun6327]

haha thats FUNNY

[@emeraldgun6327]

im not being sarcastic

[@ikanderson]

-His Kunai- He has your back.

[@rabbishlomo6908]

I didn't know that Bob Ross played TF2

[@MrPaladin]

No mistakes, just happy little face pokes

[@laffy134]

Oof

[@plssmellmycheese]

...ah there's the cream of all comments...great call, it's like gentle therapy 😄...until I try and do what he does and then it's all stumbling nonsense-fails....I'll just watch*

[@jamesdevine02]

I didn't know Bob Ross was a stalker.

[@Fionnafire]

I didn't know Bob ross was so horny

[@KatherynneF]

One thing I love about these videos as someone who spent over 1k hours as a spy main is being able to agree or disagree with whatever you do/say, and learning what other spy mains are thinking as they pass by, because for me I'm trying to notice everything at once. -Where's that annoying scout that keeps killing me? -Is the pocket medic at uber yet? -Oh, there's the demo, easy pickings. Just various things like that, and watching your How a spy thinks videos help me learn more about what to do.

[@fluffymage2020]

9:03 “pretty soon you’ll just have enemies falling down on your lap!” *pyro falls in front of him*

[@talobridko8691]

#69-stalking MHMHMHH AM I SENSING THAT MR PALADIN IS TRYING TO CONVEY A MESSAGE?

[@user-nu3sd7zb2j]

tal ob uhh hmmm

[@spasticswitcheroo9004]

I know I'm late, but... 69 likes

[@RoadMC2]

@@spasticswitcheroo9004 i know im late but... 169 likes

[@audreydelaughter4320]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@GasBLOX-The-Spy-Crab]

this is a bucket

[@paninthedada]

ok mr p - time to find my new engiefriend with your stalking methods. it looks like it works!

[@zmanjace1364]

Dont worry guys, I've called the police. It's being handled. If you dont hear from me again, assume he got me but at least I got started the ball rolling.

[@MrPaladin]

This is the police... nothing to see here... Move along

[@zmanjace1364]

MrPaladin seems lagit. Welp, time to keep my back to everything and pay zero attention to the death screams of friends and family.

[@CasuallyVocal]

30min video!? Gosh this morning just gets better and better! :D

[@emeraldgun6327]

i know right!!

[@floydy8359]

Just hit 12 am for me when this vid was uploaded

[@FinnKid1]

sexy times

[@MitchellMushroom]

With mr p

[@Risemonger]

There is one thing that is worse than a Spy, and that is a yandere Spy. On a different note, this episode was everything I had hoped for and more, nice job MrP :)

[@MrPaladin]

Dammit, you made me Google a word

[@Risemonger]

XD instant regret I'm guessing?

[@itsglitchy5423]

What about a smart yandere spy

[@luiginator8050]

jbox1 what about people with no mains?

[@Fighter11244]

Yup a yandere spy would be terrifying, just don't get in between the spy and its target and you'd be fine... Probably...

[@gioschannelofrandom8641]

God this sounds like some serial killer's plans to kill me. Um.... I think i need to keep myself alert from now on :P

[@tinkant5210]

Gio We Spy mains will find you.. And we will Hug you and give you cookies.

[@danielsteger8456]

"... the extra cloak will sap your metal faster then seeing the announcer in a bikini" - MrPaladin, 2018

[@TheeLeTonzy]

3:38 I'm that Medic! I remember these games because Palm Drain was so annoying.

[@MrPaladin]

Sorry about that! Just doing spy stuff!

[@TheeLeTonzy]

MrPaladin spies gotta spy

[@comradeskipper5232]

Lol i saw mr paladin in a game once and i didnt know he is such a shpee pro and i said to myself: "man who is that mrpaladin??? he is damn good" after a few months i saw his channel and i was amazed from how good he is and then i felt dumb that i didnt know him

[@Nightflyermike]

Jesus christ, That intro legitimately made me think I was getting tips for stalking people in real life. You could write a seriously good book about a stalker

[@Malleo_3232]

This is the CLEANEST video I’ve ever watched in my life!! I can guarantee, there are no references or jokes to be made here! Edit1: HOLY CRAP!! 133 Likes?? How did that get there? And a heart from Mr.P!? Thank you!

[@jadedninny3212]

I mean just look at the title! Absolutely pure

[@SentryWill]

"How a Spy Thinks #(this part doesn't exist)"

[@mrhatstyl1066]

🧐

[@cbros5977]

No on cares about your edits

[@cbros5977]

WOAH, OMG I GOT 2 FREAKING LIKES?!?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME! THIS IS THE MOST AMOUNT OF CLOUT I HAVE EVER RECEIVED AND IT MAKES ME FEEL SOOOO VALIDATED!

[@zayd9971]

yess another banger from my favourite youtuber mr paladin my man and its 30 minues long! (im a happy person) nothing better then grabbing snacks and watching ur videos man

[@MrPaladin]

I usually let the footage I get determine the video length. Being one of my fav sets there were many fun moments

[@azseal2669]

"the extra cloak will sap your cloak meter faster than seeing the Announcer in a bikini" I really needed that mental imagery. Thanks. :|

[@thesurvivalistpotato3117]

6:52 dear god the way he said it...

[@moonlord3218]

its the 69th episode too ;)

[@doommaker4000]

> #69 > "Stalking" Absolutely, magnificently genius

[@UnusualAndStrange]

Mr Paladin inspired me to become a spy main.

[@bacchus2342]

Grand Golem same

[@mgthesomeguy486]

Same

[@ziggyl7339]

im always too flustered to actually pick Spy when i go casual but whenever i watch his vids it gives me a big confidence boost

[@hijeatsdirt]

nobody cares

[@stormalexandrioz4308]

@@hijeatsdirt I do Well not really

[@Leadhead]

Just realized Mr Paladin killed my friend playing on my account. The sniper at 11:50

[@8willman]

"I'm here for Murder...and seduction...but mostly murder..."

[@LucaMassaroitsIelt]

2:37 I love how his calm and mellifluous tone contrasts with the chat "were you diagnosed with autism or is it just a thing you're trying out?"

[@z1pline487]

can’t wait to get my new autism it’s only 1 scrap!!!

[@MMW1299]

6:48 when your dealer finally calls you back

[@TheAnnoyingF2P]

"Last thing I want to do is touch head in the stairway." - Mr. P on advanced stair evasion tactics. "UNCOMFORTABLE." - Me upon hearing of such superior tactics.

[@GluttonyBiscuits]

Episode 69 is finally here, and it didn't disappoint! Thank you for making these amazing videos MrP 😁

[@MrPaladin]

*takes a bow*

[@moreuggaduggas]

Oh my god, my friend Seven was ingame with you, wow

[@MrPaladin]

Regular games with regular people

[@moreuggaduggas]

MrPaladin Yep, every day stuff, it's still cool though, maybe someday I may see my name up there

[@vappycat]

Instructions unclear- got arrested.

[@marlonbarreto1132]

His voice while he says " know who they love and who they trust" It just creeps me out

[@andreighitescu3993]

#69+thumbnail .. I see what u did there

[@chiefbazookax1189]

0:16 "A yeti with real big ..." *nipples? NIPPLES?* "... growl." *:'(*

[@MrPaladin]

Chief Bazooka X - I considered it but it is better too let it be an inside joke for the real fans ;)

[@chiefbazookax1189]

I hope I got some jimmies scrambling to understand the reference as well :P

[@niko1773]

This makes me less uncomfortable than you would expect

[@TwistedSquid_YT]

7:30 honestly never considered using that tree for cover, genious MrP strikes again

[@joog1n]

one of my favourite things to do while watching mr paladin is to like at the chat after he gets a kill. the amouunt of rage in this game is funny lmao

[@mitzapper2]

"Ooo covered in urine... I am not into that" That is somehow the best and worst sentence in this video

[@notfortune598]

Yo that me 20:35

[@MrPaladin]

I noticed my old alias during the game :)

[@mrchoco4605]

heavy scout or pyro

[@Phelan666]

22:00 Lookin like a double wide surprise... _God Damn_

[@Testsubject276]

2:21 **Yandere-Chan's inner dialogue**

[@soylent_brown4456]

@24:30 Ah... reminds me of when I turned the corner on a map and just encountered 4 heavies, all spun up, waiting. That was the one time a spy moved as fast as a scout to my knowledge.

[@nbdy6585]

*5:57** w... wtf was that ??* ps: nvm, he does that the whole video

[@TesseoTime]

"It's much better dominating than sub..." -Mr. Paladin 2018

[@PBCSandMarci]

I dont feel safe listening to this one

[@gameknight3104]

Lmao

[@wyattperkinsauthentic]

9:03 "pretty soon you just have enemies falling on your lap" within 5 sec a guy falls right in front of him

[@habibichad986]

Literally in my time its 12 am in the night And i am awake watching this video And i am supposed to sleep

[@orangefox6029]

My first experience with Mr Paladin was this video Subscribed

[@draxxin282]

Thanks mr.p for this video, my week has been horrible since my laptop died. This just makes me want to watch all ur spy epsiode videos 3>. -drax from ur discord.

[@SaadKhan-go1pn]

That frame tranfer to badwater to upward got me shook. Keep up the good work

[@galal7087]

That's why he says "I made quiet a mess" He stabbed someone on his period (probably a heavy) Edit: After further examination I found out that the father is Pyro The brother is Medic The step-brother is soldier The boyfriend is Engie

[@pootrizz]

Episode 69 - Stalking The stars have aligned.

[@PeaseMakerYT]

Heh, nice

[@MitchellMushroom]

Pp

[@nolanlehman45]

Mr. Paladin is usually so professional all this innuendo really surprised me 😂

[@HelloThere-os3ev]

7:14 look the chat xD

[@heartfelt_hero]

Heavys are like the Spy's own personal dopamine.

[@zisiskatsaros9050]

mr p, can you make a video on underused weapons and the "meta". I resently picked up a strange ks liberty launcher , which is considered an underpowered weapon, Sure it might be not as good as stock ( or any other primary) , but trying something new was actually fun. I think people shouldn't be a victim of the "meta" and try out weapons and loadouts that they haven't used before.

[@MrPaladin]

Zodiac tf - already got ya covered fam... video is in the pipeline with the black box

[@doctorhumor2549]

0:22 when she invites you over but her parents come back home

[@gidster192]

Ohhh Yaaaaaaaa 6:53 lol

[@MrPaladin]

i.gifer.com/CHEf.gif

[@gidster192]

MrPaladin thanks for replying to my comment! :) You’re the only big KZbinr who’s replied to me! 😀

[@gidster192]

Thanks for Favoring it!!! Just made my day! :D

[@jay-fn3nm]

Your probably the best spy main ive ever had the pleasure of seeing. Your not like most spy mains which just go for epic trickstabs. You do your job as the spy which he was made for.

[@stieger_fx1862]

episode 69????

[@Phelan666]

12:00 premium Himalayan rock salt.

[@matthewsimone8774]

Hello, I’m new to TF2 and wanna be a spy main. However, I keep failing and end up with 4 kills and like 30 deaths. I can’t pull off trickstabs and can barely do anything right. How long did it take you to get this good, and how much practice until I can reach that level too?

[@fishchips8824]

He probably has around 1000 hours as spy, maybe 2000. I have 50 hours and I can already get some stabs and do basic spy stuff. It depends on your learning speed tho. If you're a slow learner then it may take you a few hundred hours before you can be somewhat fluent as spy. Hope this helps.

[@matthewsimone8774]

Fish Chips it does help, thank you for the help :)

[@matthewsimone8774]

Maxwell Hu thank you, how long does it usually take to understand the classes?

[@tinkant5210]

Matthew Simone I have about 100 hours in Spy and I got some advice Don't overestimate or underestimate the speed of the target while trying to do a trickstab, mostly matador or corner stabs. If disguised, you will be slower unless you choose to disguise as Spy or Scout. So if you are chasing something a bit faster than your disguise, then you are at a big disadvantage. Disguising as an Engi will make you JUST a bit slower. Mr. Paladin said this in another episode, don't expect any disguise to work and be prepared. It helped me a lot and it might help you. Just because you have another weapon doesn't mean you have to use it. Find the weapon you can use the most, and fits the solution of your problem and you might no da wae. And the last tip I have is actually 2 tips kind of mixed. This is very important.. USE THE REVOLVER Seriously, all new Spy mains i see always go for stabs, getting theirself killed. So if you are not in a good condition or range to knife the target then use your pistol to scare enemy just enough to get away or finish them off. The 2nd one seems very weird and useless but it helps a bit. If the enemy is going to kill you for sure and you can't get away don't just accept your fate. Try to either run away or get them to lower amounts of HP. Your team can finish them.

[@kaedenparten9126]

Matthew Simone biggest tip i can give (only 400 hours on spy, 1300 on tf2) is learn to use your revolver. Itll be your best friend when your knife backstabs you and misses.

[@drywallgrass]

6:50 the sniper hopped out like a grasshopper

[@ajarofpickles2826]

This guy stalks people more than my ex girlfriend stocked me XD that was not a fun time... she was pretty to shame she turned out to be such a psycho. Life goes on as they say

[@w35toff39]

A jar of pickles of course she was crazy. What sane person dates a jar of pickles?!

[@No-Me3]

Well those jars weren't going to stock themselves! Someone has to keep those shelves filled! If she was a stalker, though... that would have been bad.

[@ajarofpickles2826]

Nick TF2 I KNOW RIGHT!!!

[@baconnoodel6946]

Wow she must really want that long juicy pickle if you catch my drift ;)

[@YouCheekyMinx69]

Bitches are like bad clothes. Once ya bought em ya never wish ya got em

[@titotortuga151]

9:02 "Pretty soon you'll just have enemies falling into your lap." Scout falls from sky

[@hippitydog7002]

your the best spy i have ever seen and you method is a great method

[@speedangel0692]

-I am here for murder. -Oh. -And sudduction... -Yeah, I love it... -But mostly for murder. -Im out..

[@gidster192]

He sounds like a creep in this video lol

[@braydenanderson5682]

*Mom walks in* "putting his balls on the walls... slapping them all over the place" 😬

[@riganman6955]

yes he talks a bit weird in this video.

[@danielivanushkin338]

Mr. P is scarily accurate...

[@cameronharvey9142]

Nice

[@Kyronea]

Those whiffed stabs when you had clear back were painful to watch, because I've been having that happen to me way too often lately too. It's something up with the melee hit registration. They might've tweaked the code a bit and that resulted in us spies missing stabs we should've had.

[@simplyspenser887]

Somehow, i feel uncomfortable in entire video

[@ComposerChronos]

Its amazing how I often come back to the core basics of spy. Just accomplishing the very basics of spy is enough to break the mentality of team and start to get them on tilt. No other class can really create mind games as much as spy which is why it's incredibly satisfying to kill paranoid targets

[@nhanthanh5630]

The thumbnail...la number...ze stalking...Dis is Art!

[@nunoosorio3832]

The creepy way you were talking, plus the stalker name, plus this being the 69th episode... Odd combination...

[@chickencow7593]

5:46 was my favorite part

[@cheezemonkeyeater]

12:03 - damn, that's a salty sniper.

[@soupham8156]

Ive watched your videos alot, and I think I’ve learned ALOT from them. I’ve been playing too aggressively ever since I’ve seen your “How to trickstab” video. But when I saw ur “How a spy thinks” I’ve learned ALOT, from knowing what knife / cloak to use on the right situation, to knowing how to act, to knowing when to strike. Thanks for helping me play like a 10k hour player with only 1k hours of spy :P

[@MrPaladin]

Glad I could help!

[@janreiafrica]

1:42 *The extra cloak will sap your cloak faster than seeing the Announcer in a bikini* Me: Oh right. It's Ep. 69

[@bloodymoron8819]

It's 2 am in the morning and I'm watching a Mr. Paladin vid... Best way to start the day.

[@toon5052]

Mr. Paladin you're so sinister, I love it.

[@MrPaladin]

You're welcome ;)

[@soldierofkazus]

...they need to make a Spy cosmetic that's a constantly waggling pair of eyebrows. They could call it the Spybrows.

[@HumanTooth]

13:37 look at the chat (Time is coincidence but really) The only thing I have to say to that is 'ow the edge'

[@alphadeathdust]

30 minutes of Mr.P's calming voice? aw yisss

[@mysticmidgit6795]

MrPaladin why is listening to you talking about the most effect ways to murder your fellow man so goddamn relaxing?

[@BunnyVapor]

Then Mr Paladin has overdosed on his obsession with backs

[@tinkant5210]

I just want to say thanks and even that won't be enough. You inspired me to play Spy and be efficient. Although I still change classes if my team needs it, I mostly play Spy after finding this channel. Thank you.

[@MrPaladin]

Glad I could help!

[@vahidki]

Mr.p you talked like a real professional hitman 😂

[@randomuser5359]

9:12-9:15 *Gravelly moaning*: Ohhhh....that's the stuff.

[@sandhanitizer1990]

29:51 you know, I don't think I've ever seen a spy with that hat cosmetic do the conga and now I'm S H O O K

[@fakevirus3705]

"I'm here for murder.. and seduction but mostly murder."

[@chess43m]

Stalking is actually my favorite strategy when it comes to be an affective spy. I like to stalk my enemies while invisible, and once they come across a teammate, I take a big step back to decloak and give em a good back massage while they are distracted in fighting my teammate(s)! EDIT: And the best part about it is when there's a bunch of ememies at the payload/control point all distracted by your teammates, and you just sneak up behind them and boom! Back stabbed!! 😈😈

[@clapton4541]

When you like whispering and you say “right in the back” and “so satisfying” I just like ........