Bro Is Delusional. | Honkai: Star Rail Account Review

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MrPokke

MrPokke

Күн бұрын

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@jeffeyL
@jeffeyL 5 күн бұрын
Bro is actually a tourist
@Osprey1994
@Osprey1994 5 күн бұрын
Nah this isn't even a tourist, Tectone is a tourist, this guy is the type of person who satisfies his travel bug by watching videos of foreign locations on YT, but never actually goes anywhere. My ex had a worse account than this by the way. She wouldn't farm gear because she waited too long, and she refused to lower the difficulty.
@firdausnajhan2835
@firdausnajhan2835 2 күн бұрын
@@Osprey1994i think this guy just pull too many unit. Then half ass every unit build. Losing alot 5050 is bad. But come on. That fiexio with robin skill did less dmg then my aventurine basic without robin.
@justjuniorjaw
@justjuniorjaw 2 күн бұрын
He's a meta chaser because he's lived his life chasing the meta and never lived in the meta.
@kumapoppu
@kumapoppu 5 күн бұрын
>Whale >Self-proclaimed metachaser >Has all the best units and some great lightcones >Can't clear MoC, PF, APOC >DOES NOT LEVEL CHARACTER, LEVEL 5 TRACES, SHITTY FUCKING RELICS Gee, I fucking wonder why. Maybe because it's POWERCREEP and not because players does not actually do any work on his goddamn account?
@mattmateo5730
@mattmateo5730 5 күн бұрын
The delusion is alive lol
@wraith2882
@wraith2882 5 күн бұрын
this is honestly why I really don't understand the power creep argument sometimes. For those who actually invested (maxed out traces, good relics) and complained, fine, your argument is valid. Then there's people like this who complain about power creep, saying the game only caters to the brand new units and the rest are immediately overshadowed, peep into their account and the discovery is...this.
@gabiblack
@gabiblack 5 күн бұрын
This is proof that you can have money but still be braindead
@Morkins324
@Morkins324 5 күн бұрын
I've noticed this with a LOT of gacha players. It genuinely seems to me like many of these players don't actually like playing these games and try to spend as little time doing so as possible. A story quest that takes 10 hours? Community is fucking livid and cannot stop complaining about how the game takes too long. Half of the events in the patch are just glorified daily login bonuses? GOATed. Event that includes any sort of story and time investment, even when it is good? God, when is this gonna end? Feedback for half of these events generally boils down to "Did it give me as many pulls as possible with as little time investment as possible?" If yes, then good event. If no, then shit event. God forbid you actually have to play the damn game sometimes.
@gabiblack
@gabiblack 5 күн бұрын
Wait, this guy isn't a whale bruh, he's mostly a light spender
@blazikenfury8852
@blazikenfury8852 5 күн бұрын
He was right about being a meta chaser, he's still 'trying' to chase the meta but can never catch it. He's chasing a rooster while being on a wheelchair.
@tazyjump5377
@tazyjump5377 5 күн бұрын
Bro definitively got some meta characters too bad he made them essentially homeless
@Bleis6947
@Bleis6947 4 күн бұрын
The meta is faster than bro
@pokefanxerneas5800
@pokefanxerneas5800 4 күн бұрын
What chase? He is not even trying
@ch1dd
@ch1dd 4 күн бұрын
It's not his fault, the devs gave the rooster crocs in sports mode. Totally someone else is responsible for what's happening to him, for sure
@pokefanxerneas5800
@pokefanxerneas5800 4 күн бұрын
​​@@ch1ddIs that sarcasm or r u ragebaiting? It is his fault. Edit: Can't tell from just words so yeah
@tejendrachettri5970
@tejendrachettri5970 5 күн бұрын
Theres always been this discussion of wanting more tougher endgame. At least in Genshin cuz in terms of endgame the devs dont give a shit. But then you realise that a majority of players are like this who half the time have no idea what they're doing. It kinda makes sense why they hesitate in making harder stuff. Its dumb yeah but makes sense sort of.
@andrinaleong4079
@andrinaleong4079 5 күн бұрын
Genshin has to cater for young teens (is it 12+ ?). Usually people who goes after meta do not really use their brains and time to figure things out. They pull for whoever other people deem meta, without understanding. I have a meta-chasing F2P Genshin friend who skips her favourite characters and pulls only meta teams although she may not like the characters.
@catanaoni
@catanaoni 5 күн бұрын
They can always do it like FGO, make several actually challenging - but optional - encounters. Instead of gating weekly quest rewards behind it, put wishful resins or something.
@narvelletuck6198
@narvelletuck6198 5 күн бұрын
@@catanaoni Sadly, there is no such thing as optional content in a gacha game when there are ANY rewards involved.
@xenefoster-if9wz
@xenefoster-if9wz 4 күн бұрын
@@catanaoni Also, there is such content available in the form of local legends, several of them. Optional and hard. People may do it once and move on. So without a reward incentive, game modes just wont get attention or engagement.
@LieutenantMerks
@LieutenantMerks 5 күн бұрын
"I pull for meta chars" "yeah, but do you play the game?"
@FrEnZyfoX42079
@FrEnZyfoX42079 5 күн бұрын
Its accounts and videos like this that make me feel like my account was blessed by God
@eliospokefan1386
@eliospokefan1386 5 күн бұрын
Same lmao
@HashuHachoo
@HashuHachoo 5 күн бұрын
you mean players.... its players like this that makes you feel like you are blessed by god
@Buddabread2004
@Buddabread2004 4 күн бұрын
You are blessed with a brain that functions unlike this guy.
@WiredNerderino
@WiredNerderino 5 күн бұрын
Seeing this account, kinda justifies the kind of guides Mtashed made back then: "Increase your attack power by 10x!" or something like that, which just tells you the basic stuff like leveling up your traces or whatever.
@pokefanxerneas5800
@pokefanxerneas5800 5 күн бұрын
Don't get why ppl don't do that. Not like it requires money. Just some stamina which is free unless u recharge. I think that is the bare minimum man
@Amaso1747
@Amaso1747 5 күн бұрын
I never 10/10/10. I have to have a 9 somewhere lol​@@pokefanxerneas5800
@alexny04
@alexny04 4 күн бұрын
​@@pokefanxerneas5800Yeah it's kinda crazy sometimes how people don't level up LC, Character, and Traces first. Some just think Relics matter most or just have a stopping point early for levels.
@pokefanxerneas5800
@pokefanxerneas5800 4 күн бұрын
@@alexny04 Maybe these players just lack common sense. They rather spend stamina on a maybe rather than a GUARANTEED STAT BUFF which are the traces. For LC, they are also GUARANTEED so yeah. I can't understand these ppl. They keep complaining the fuck out of the Honkai Universe but not trying to think Hmmm, what shit I can improve? NOPE, JUST FUCKING COMPLAIN AND COMPLAIN and blame on the P word. Yes, very accountable take. Slow clap Slow clap Sorry for the rage. I just fucking hate those people
@xenefoster-if9wz
@xenefoster-if9wz 4 күн бұрын
Actually the dude does know that it can be upgraded. He did it for his other characters. It feels a little stupid to say that "he's lazy", especially in a gaming space, but there's barely any other explanation.
@SirePuns
@SirePuns 5 күн бұрын
Now see, this is the point where I'm almost inclined to agree with Pokke about someone being stupid *and* complaining about powercreep. This account shouldn't struggle to clear anything, yet here we are.
@alexseloterio8720
@alexseloterio8720 5 күн бұрын
Yeah, it's hard to empathize with powercreep complainers when some of the most vocal in that group also end up either crucially misplaying the game or/and bricking their account. Like, there are many valid arguments about the current difficulty of endgame and its connection to pulling newer units, but people that can't properly invest in their characters through relics/traces/pulls aren't in a valid place to complain about it. Unfortunately, this is just a symptom of Hoyoverse making games that capture a wide audience: there's a large chance the average player would be completely clueless about these things, and as we've seen for Genshin and HSR, this is currently the case.
@nphirea3172
@nphirea3172 5 күн бұрын
Yeah, this is exactly what he meant when he called those people stupid and greedy. Given, this one might actually be worse (or better?), because this one actually spends money, but somehow doesn’t play the game and blames the archetype of dot for not clearing, when the account barely has a DoT set.
@quqi-po3qy
@quqi-po3qy 5 күн бұрын
absolutely, someone spending money to pull characters and then deciding to not even raise their talents is greedy… A unit can be broken all you want, but if you don’t build them to perform at their best, they won’t perform at their best. Shocker…
@pokefanxerneas5800
@pokefanxerneas5800 4 күн бұрын
@ The take is Powercreep exist BUT you can keep the Powercreep effects to the minimum if you invest your stamina and jades properly. I am a day 1 battle pass buyer and I just beat every endgame content. Yeah meanwhile these whales can't clear their shit. What says about them? SKILL ISSUE MOFOs
@wildcarx
@wildcarx 5 күн бұрын
i guess this can reflect 80% of the playerbase. most people are just dumb and delusional in the game
@BmanZeroBlank
@BmanZeroBlank 5 күн бұрын
No, not 80% ☺️
@nopputhihk848
@nopputhihk848 5 күн бұрын
You mean 90%
@wildcarx
@wildcarx 5 күн бұрын
@@nopputhihk848 i mean ,80% dumb ,10% average and 10% cracked .make sense
@hashimina_
@hashimina_ 5 күн бұрын
I guess i am part of 10%
@pokefanxerneas5800
@pokefanxerneas5800 5 күн бұрын
@@hashimina_ Which 10%? Kek
@yuriell_7011
@yuriell_7011 5 күн бұрын
Seeing this account makes me realize that I am consistent on my account, like you know how much time you spent on learning the game and not relying on swiping your credit card just to flex that you got characters thats on the meta
@ninthfriend3347
@ninthfriend3347 5 күн бұрын
Dot main but pulls for almost every unit. This is probably a scenario where they pull for almost every unit but can't keep up. The issue gets exacerbated where they don't consistently spend stamina to further invest their current unit build. If you were a dot main, you would do everything in your power to invest them. Even as far as going for their eidolons.
@SirePuns
@SirePuns 5 күн бұрын
Honestly, I can't imagine being a dot main and not having eidolons on BS and Kafka. Mind you, I'm not talking your average "pull e0s0 for every new meta unit" but a self-proclaimed dot main.
@ryujin5944
@ryujin5944 5 күн бұрын
And to be fair after Acheron’s debut, DoTCheron proves to be future proof even at all e0 lol. I cleared svarog in only 3 Cycles with a 7 cost DoTCheron Team (e0s1 acheron, e0s1 kafka, e0 bs [with jq lc], and e0 huohuo) Traces and proper relic stats matters indeed lmao and that’s not even acheron’s best team at e0s1 (i don’t have jiaoqiu)
@nphirea3172
@nphirea3172 5 күн бұрын
Literally what mr pokke meant when he said “stupid and greedy.” They blamed the archetype of dot when many dot mains clear just fine albeit not the top cycle speeds because they know their priorities in investment
@lHuTao
@lHuTao 5 күн бұрын
@@SirePuns bro don't even mention the Eidolons, BRO HAS A PURPLE RELIC ON KAFKA AND HE IS A DAY 1 PLAYER ??
@flatdefgod2960
@flatdefgod2960 5 күн бұрын
​@@ryujin5944my E0S0 ACHERON,pela,JQ and aven got the same 3 cycle 😂 If I had acheron Sig LC maybe 2 cycle 😅
@infamouslybadbro9497
@infamouslybadbro9497 5 күн бұрын
Just pull silverwolf
@patheticseal
@patheticseal 5 күн бұрын
and remember, go all in for silver wolf, don't just pull, get her signature lightcone as well
@QMS9224
@QMS9224 5 күн бұрын
post buff SW is gonna go crazy
@Why_AreYou
@Why_AreYou 5 күн бұрын
That's what I'm saying. This guy should pull SW atleast all SH would gave his account some value 😭
@Altered1995
@Altered1995 5 күн бұрын
​@QMS9224 i keep seeing people say "Yanqing buff, Seele buff, or Sw buff" i don't get it. Can someone explain?
@testingabc6207
@testingabc6207 5 күн бұрын
​@@Altered1995 dev note said old characters will get a buff but we don't know how they going to do it and how big is the buff .. will it changes the characters from bad to relevant.. who knows
@kazukinowa
@kazukinowa 5 күн бұрын
I cant bro, this is like....one of THE worst accounts i've ever seen. Whenever i see people say "POWERCREEP MADE ME SUFFER", this is the types of account they probably all have. Its not even FUNNY BAD, its just....bad. Edit: AND IT ALMOST CLEARED 3*s TOO, its just a huge skill issue on the account user 🤦
@pokefanxerneas5800
@pokefanxerneas5800 4 күн бұрын
U know what Marvel Rivals voiceline I would do for this guy? Mantis voiceline. My anger is healthy and You made me angry
@ch1dd
@ch1dd 4 күн бұрын
Pretty much, then you have creators not only not teaching the community but also steering them away from looking at what the real problem is.
@haznaz107
@haznaz107 5 күн бұрын
guys look its an actual CHEAP firefly vs feixiao showcase
@maksymslonov4561
@maksymslonov4561 5 күн бұрын
damn accurate
@imfalling4433
@imfalling4433 5 күн бұрын
Yeah lol 😂 E0 Robin vs E1 Robin is night and day my Feixiao barely deals 250k Ult, Feixiao might have a higher damage ceiling but only try hard content creators can achieve that, the difference in investment between Firefly and Feixiao is a lot
@acewing3889
@acewing3889 5 күн бұрын
Replace fugue with HMC and lingsha with Gallagher and it becomes even cheaper. Literally plug and play.
@ungabunga1124
@ungabunga1124 5 күн бұрын
Wow, we have the same pfp
@T3hS14ppy
@T3hS14ppy 5 күн бұрын
What's so hard about upgrading your stuff? The game tells you what to do with your unit now. Bro pulled yunli too. He definitely power creeped himself, stupid and greedy.
@HehehexDD
@HehehexDD 4 күн бұрын
People don't couple times a week then complain that their can't kill shit
@ch1dd
@ch1dd 4 күн бұрын
The pulls are not the problem when the team is complete, especially when paying. People are just this ignorant and think it's the devs robbing them
@scriptlessfoe
@scriptlessfoe 5 күн бұрын
Bro probably came from genshin, level 6, level 9, skills/traces are common stopping point in genshin lol
@scriptlessfoe
@scriptlessfoe 5 күн бұрын
Also probably doesnt know much about stat breakpoints and stuff cuz thats not very important in genshin beside maybe energy recharge and even then, everything clears anyways as long as your dps numbers are big enough
@sawmyname
@sawmyname 5 күн бұрын
He is not a genshin player, weapon levels are giga important in genshi . Lvl 6 traces are where it starts costing purple, it's a very common stopping point midway in investment.
@laughingd4518
@laughingd4518 4 күн бұрын
Nope, 8 is the avg breakpoint in genshin and weapons should always be maxed otherwise ur trolling.
@aimbot357
@aimbot357 4 күн бұрын
Yes, look at his stats - 50% CR is common in genshin and quite enough, here you need 70+ at least
@xenefoster-if9wz
@xenefoster-if9wz 4 күн бұрын
Just to understand a bit more, are there any other places where HSR players came from. Its gotta be about 90% player base of HSR came from Genshin.
@kirby69813
@kirby69813 5 күн бұрын
Bro is not a Meta Knight
@pokefanxerneas5800
@pokefanxerneas5800 4 күн бұрын
Bro is Meta "Special" forces
@nickn5419
@nickn5419 5 күн бұрын
I just have to wonder if these are the same players that cry HP inflation when RUAN MEI TRACES ARE LEVEL SIX
@cepillito99
@cepillito99 5 күн бұрын
This really made me appreciate my account.
@thebeowulf4851
@thebeowulf4851 5 күн бұрын
I understand if someone is just asking for advice to improve their account but why tf are you paying a streamer to put you on blast if you refuse to put time into the game. I feel like so many of the last few account reviews are of people who don't even play the game. They just drop $50 to hear "You tried" but in most cases apperantly they dont even try. Idk anymore this guy is the definition of greedy and stupid.
@void2920
@void2920 5 күн бұрын
I can't believe a day 1 player looks so miserable. It's been nearly two years! With so much time even a F2P account should be maxed out with full clears on everything.
@pokefanxerneas5800
@pokefanxerneas5800 5 күн бұрын
I am day 1 player too. Battle pass buyer only. Only one time cash in for Firefly becos I lost 50/50 and ran out of jades. I cleared every endgame max reward today. Yipee
@dcakadark
@dcakadark 5 күн бұрын
​@@pokefanxerneas5800f2p week 1 always full star since 1.6 hehe
@TheShadowMonarch23
@TheShadowMonarch23 5 күн бұрын
This "day 1 player" is not that accurate tbf. I have almost day 1 account, but really started to play only 4 months ago(though my acc is anyways better than bro's in video, I clear all endgame since past month with no troubles), I just tried the game on release and leaved, but my DH will still say that it is day 1 acc.
@haquo
@haquo 5 күн бұрын
@@TheShadowMonarch23 agreed man, we have to check their days played on hoyolab to know whether the guy play their acc or not, instead of using this day 1 acc stuff
@thescorbunny9511
@thescorbunny9511 5 күн бұрын
Thanks to this guy i get to hear Robin's full song for the first time in a while
@Buddabread2004
@Buddabread2004 4 күн бұрын
I think this is the guy CosmosZR referred to. Bro just pulls every new character he can and fails to build the previous character because of the lack of stamina and cries about powercreep. I started in 1.6 but 7-8 months is all it took for me to beat endgame and consistently til now 1 year later.
@pokefanxerneas5800
@pokefanxerneas5800 4 күн бұрын
Common sense will tell you to invest on 2 to 3 types of teams. I said 3 in case of 3 team content or one of your 2 invested team does not work. You have LIMITED RESOURCES. So what does that tell you? Yeah. Powercreep is the culprit. Very insightful take. (I was being sarcastic here in case there are people like Sheldon who cannot understand that)
@note5068
@note5068 5 күн бұрын
Guys, remembered, he is a meta-chaser not a meta-player he just wants with the title "meta" player
@123FireSnake
@123FireSnake 5 күн бұрын
This, ladies and gentlemen, is what the lower half of the bell curve looks like. Honestly probably a good part of the middle as well....
@patheticseal
@patheticseal 5 күн бұрын
2:18 losing 8 50/50s aint even that bad, I've got 21 standard 5 stars, 1 came from that free gift and assuming half came from standard banners, I've lost 10, and I can still clear stuff reliably I kept watching, I now see why bro complaining he can't clear end game. He aint playing the game at all 14:57 look at Pokke's face, he's not making jokes anymore, he looks like my asian parents when I said I didn't want to be a doctor
@Bivan_o
@Bivan_o 4 күн бұрын
This is how I imagine so many people complaining about power creep online. They regurgitate everything content creators say, and truly believe it's the game's fault they struggle when they put so little effort into building characters
@norgedout
@norgedout 5 күн бұрын
How do you play from launch and still don’t level up your shit or even learn how to build a character lol?
@adams2886
@adams2886 5 күн бұрын
i refuse to believe this is not bait, i'm an F2P and a day one player, and i have been clearing all content since i got Seele. i swear everytime i saw an account review, it makes us HSR players look stupid, i should just ask for my account review, it should be at least relatable for F2P players who play the game.
@namieblinker5922
@namieblinker5922 5 күн бұрын
You gotta pay to have the account reviewed, and depending of the country you live in, it's not cheap.
@albertazotova
@albertazotova 4 күн бұрын
This is not bait sadly. I have so many day one players in a friend list, and believe me, they can’t clear moc 10 because their builds and tracers are so bad i’m actually crying looking at them
@weimii__
@weimii__ 5 күн бұрын
The only thing bro is meta in is spending his savings and SURELY THIS IS NOT BECAUSE OF GREED AND ITS ALL POWERCREEP
@TheSnackThatStrikesBack
@TheSnackThatStrikesBack 5 күн бұрын
The man powercrept himself by chasing the Whalefailure meta, Absolute Cinema.
@SeaSerpent.
@SeaSerpent. 5 күн бұрын
I need to see how many days this guy logged in, cuz it looks like it’s 1 week per patch or something
@FatalGaming250
@FatalGaming250 4 күн бұрын
These are the types of players who piss me off the most. You expect to be able to full clear all content in the game but can't because YOU PUT NO EFFORT INTO PLAYING THE DAMN GAME AND YOU EXPECT TO PERFORM AS GOOD AS PEOPLE WHO GRIND THE GAME DAILY?!
@renorzeta
@renorzeta 5 күн бұрын
this brought me back to Iyo incident.
@pokefanxerneas5800
@pokefanxerneas5800 4 күн бұрын
It is worse, man. Iyo at least had it like level 7 and the LC is max iirc
@Bulkynemesis4534
@Bulkynemesis4534 5 күн бұрын
Bro never won the meta chase
@nickarooroo6397
@nickarooroo6397 4 күн бұрын
Player’s whose accounts look like this cannot complain about “power creep”
@bryannn2515
@bryannn2515 5 күн бұрын
in indonesia, we called those kind of player a "SDM RENDAH"
@salty_5907
@salty_5907 5 күн бұрын
Dont bring ts outside vro icl 💔
@Vondular
@Vondular 2 күн бұрын
Vro we don't talk abt ourselves ts hre
@GokuBlack-qf6sl
@GokuBlack-qf6sl 5 күн бұрын
27:09 the 1% man strikes again
@ferdgerbeler8494
@ferdgerbeler8494 4 күн бұрын
I'm just beyond sick of the artifact storage limit, like, no, i don't want to delete them because you might release a charterer that uses those stats and if i delete them they win and i have to grind for something i may never see again..
@F2PGeo
@F2PGeo 5 күн бұрын
Iyo in disguise 😂
@varg1192
@varg1192 5 күн бұрын
On the note of losing 50/50s, my friend was blessed with E8 Clara… E8 🙈 He be dropping hundreds though so I don’t feel too bad lol
@bjornnilsson2941
@bjornnilsson2941 5 күн бұрын
This showcase is giving "Iyo's alt acc that he gave to some guy who hasn't played much since". I don't normally triple 10 my characters expect DPS and a few supports, but level 6 is diabolical. I'm sure there are lots of casuals with accounts that look like this out there which is fine, but blud called himself a "meta chaser" 💀
@iamkevib9718
@iamkevib9718 5 күн бұрын
No attendance, no farms, expect billion pulls... Absolute cinema 🤗
@mRm20057
@mRm20057 5 күн бұрын
Bro 2 vedioes in one day chill
@Temzilla2
@Temzilla2 5 күн бұрын
8:45 I feel like the iron cavalry set just loves rolling crit. My firefly has 15/41 crit/dmg from substats. Also just now realized that my firefly has been using a fire dmg% sphere since release oopsies.
@arumicyak
@arumicyak 5 күн бұрын
TL:DR: Level up your traces and relics.
@stormwager9340
@stormwager9340 3 күн бұрын
I also pulled for the DOT meta and can confirm its just a skill issue. As a f2p I've full cleared all game modes every rotation (post-DOT meta). Sure my DOT units are useless for 90% of those unless they get buffs but not a valid excuse. Still use kafka and black swan for my acheron so not a complete loss. I skipped a lot of meta supports (i.e. Robin and Sunday) and my old supports work good enough.
@spankymcmillan
@spankymcmillan 5 күн бұрын
I figured this must be Iyo's account based on the thumbnail.
@shadowrom8296
@shadowrom8296 5 күн бұрын
hilarious video, thanks
@plant675iop
@plant675iop 5 күн бұрын
He's a metachaser, but he thought running the opposite way is faster.
@beckham3533
@beckham3533 2 күн бұрын
chasing the meta but the meta is faster
@Rivarchive
@Rivarchive 4 күн бұрын
bro didn't chase the meta, the meta run after him
@pokefanxerneas5800
@pokefanxerneas5800 4 күн бұрын
Only in Russia kek. It is a joke
@ulrikruby
@ulrikruby 5 күн бұрын
This is what happens when you chase Meta, instead of actually building your current characters.
@pokefanxerneas5800
@pokefanxerneas5800 4 күн бұрын
Further proving Mrpokke point on greed and stupidity
@ulrikruby
@ulrikruby 4 күн бұрын
@@pokefanxerneas5800 It’s quite impressive that even before he made a F2P account, his understanding of the situation was so good.
@kinabaru4913
@kinabaru4913 5 күн бұрын
I have not laughed this much in account reviews in a while bro 😭
@BlueeCatss
@BlueeCatss 5 күн бұрын
Somone could have 1 TB reserve energy and he would say that they don't play the game
@redrovaeden5143
@redrovaeden5143 3 күн бұрын
New way of evaluating whether you play the game or not: is your remembrance MC completely E6? Cause it's so easy to E6 Remembrance MC, that there's no excuse not to do it. It's so easy, even a casual like me is able to do it right after finishing the story.
@Yasuke001
@Yasuke001 Күн бұрын
a tourist who pulls for the gamba rush 😂 that’s it!!
@ogmechsftw
@ogmechsftw 5 күн бұрын
this gave me as much pain as watching Brick2 lose 4 50/50s on stream
@FatalGaming250
@FatalGaming250 4 күн бұрын
You know your account is screwed when Trotters do more damage than your main DPS
@Zafkiel9
@Zafkiel9 5 күн бұрын
the most reliable account i've seen (talking about the 5050 wr)
@Awesomedefenders
@Awesomedefenders 4 күн бұрын
Bro is representing Iyo 💪🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
@noire3935
@noire3935 3 күн бұрын
What makes me so confused about this account , is our damages arent that diferent ,with that exact same team without c1 robin im able to clear in 3 cycles while this guys is +5 , then the important part is the speed?
@Sunny-qs2ru
@Sunny-qs2ru 4 күн бұрын
Hello MrPokke, after using my brain, I was able to 3 star Apoc Shadow by switching the order of my team. Thank you for causing my brain to expand.
@pokefanxerneas5800
@pokefanxerneas5800 4 күн бұрын
Me 2. Mrpokke gave me an insight to make me see what I could do with my account with minimal pulling for new toy
@laiaswatan
@laiaswatan 5 күн бұрын
bro is absolutely clueless
@twistedsword8612
@twistedsword8612 4 күн бұрын
Never thought I would ever witness a Fei Xiao ult boosted by Robin ult do 120k damage How..........
@pokefanxerneas5800
@pokefanxerneas5800 4 күн бұрын
This is what non-maxed traces do to your character. Best living example for those who do not max the relevant trace
@ravenstvg
@ravenstvg 4 күн бұрын
Seeing accounts like this actually frustrates me. 😭
@pokefanxerneas5800
@pokefanxerneas5800 4 күн бұрын
It makes me lose hope in humanity
@sahil00001
@sahil00001 5 күн бұрын
3:42 wrong You really need to level up everything except some support weapon when support give buff from himself
@tp_slk4123
@tp_slk4123 5 күн бұрын
Whoever told you that you don't need to level your weapon to 90 in Genshin lied badly to you
@kevinemiliohernandezgil9820
@kevinemiliohernandezgil9820 5 күн бұрын
hey mr poke, I have a question where can I send my honkai account, so you can give me a review or is it random? Thank you and I'm LATAM, greetings
@pumpalin8661
@pumpalin8661 4 күн бұрын
I just pulled Therta recently and she has a pretty mid build with 100 cr 110 cd, all correct relics lvl 9 talents and s1, and she legit clears faster in moc PF and apoc then my e1 s1 Acheron with 100 cr 170 cd max talents but no jq, kinda crazy lol
@Enarch
@Enarch 5 күн бұрын
Mr.Pokke was right about greed and stupidity for some cases.
@pokefanxerneas5800
@pokefanxerneas5800 4 күн бұрын
Tbh. It think it is in all cases. You could still make old characters work witht the right investments. I am not saying eidolons
@simpleman9889
@simpleman9889 4 күн бұрын
This game's powercreep is beyond the reason. Jokes aside hoping hoyo actually fix the jank in their older characters.
@tomyosef2143
@tomyosef2143 2 күн бұрын
hello how do i also get my account checked? i think i bricked mine for 3.0 :p
@TheRealKingTGP
@TheRealKingTGP 4 күн бұрын
Damn and I thought my account looked terrible as a returning day one very light spending player. No joke if I spent as much money as him and my account came out looking like that I'd legit cry and quit gachas forever.
@tryhardr2658
@tryhardr2658 5 күн бұрын
Bro claimed to be a meta chaser but everyone's traces are at level 6 😭
@dunk7073
@dunk7073 3 күн бұрын
bro just wants to get em all lol.
@parttimelazy4593
@parttimelazy4593 4 күн бұрын
Which meta could this person possibly be chasing with an acvount like that
@akashinisshoki74
@akashinisshoki74 5 күн бұрын
Repost? I feel like I already watched this several weeks back
@gwterror
@gwterror 5 күн бұрын
My 50/50 luck is probably worse but end game isnt an issue, bro just didn't build his units
@djskittle4
@djskittle4 Күн бұрын
Oh god... That feixiao damage really hurts my soul. Even tho my feixiao is not perfect atleast she deals 15k+ for each follow up she hits. BRO HAVE ROBIN and I don't,
@callmemoon5465
@callmemoon5465 3 күн бұрын
I have a friend that isn't too great at games, and she's generally busy, so her account isn't too great. Like, 2400 spare energy type not great. And somehow she could do better than this account because she actually has a coherent team and actual leveled traces. Insane shit.
@catanaoni
@catanaoni 5 күн бұрын
ain't no way bro's feixiao clears the first wave of the first half in the same cycles my QQ clears the whole thing he is the aeon of defeating powercreep
@haquo
@haquo 5 күн бұрын
3 mins into the vid and pokke just clicking pela LC 1 by 1, KEK that aside, i think the account owner is one of the relic gambler, chasing those 30+ cv by feeding prev relic to new one. that would at least explain why he have no max trace and still barely have lv 15 relic for their chars even after playing the account since day 1 (beside probability the guy not playing the game in here and there)
@silentfeekz2163
@silentfeekz2163 5 күн бұрын
Damn im not chasing meta unit but even my kafka speed was 154 😂😂 with 3 month hiatus over early 2.0 patch
@qiqimane8348
@qiqimane8348 5 күн бұрын
Ok, how the hell bro feixiao ult with a freaking ROBIN on, hit the same as my Feixiao ult and I don't even have robin on my account
@pokefanxerneas5800
@pokefanxerneas5800 5 күн бұрын
Bro, I have no adventurine and use Fu xuan instead. I clear first wave of first half within 1 cycle
@whatgrammar9420
@whatgrammar9420 5 күн бұрын
Just pull emanator and occasionally their support,you cant go wrong with that
@sunnyhelloguy
@sunnyhelloguy 5 сағат бұрын
This FeiFei misplays are killing me ☠️☠️☠️
@ch1dd
@ch1dd 4 күн бұрын
I won't even ask for word of the day after the ordeal that this was, just get me out too
@elcrest1536
@elcrest1536 5 күн бұрын
Gosh. As DoT main I am tilted.
@AlterAce
@AlterAce 5 күн бұрын
13:50 my e0 s1 Aventurine does more damage with no buffs 😭 this is painful to watch
@rafavi5604
@rafavi5604 5 күн бұрын
Considering the characters pulled and teams this guy has, this is the WORST account I have ever seen. He has all the tools to have a comfy life, has more characters than I do (I have nearly the same characters, except I didn't roll for Acheron, Yunli, and Linghsa) because he's also a spender, and is struggling because of IQ issue.
@MihaiCornean
@MihaiCornean 5 күн бұрын
It is clearly a troll? Right? Right? No one complains about not clearing end game stages, but uses lvl 60 cones, lvl 5 traces and purple relics. Right?
@khairilanam3020
@khairilanam3020 5 күн бұрын
@@MihaiCornean sadly there are people like this i saw worse than this before, he claimed himself as f2p, complaining endgame too hard... when i asked the characters he had, yeah you guess it right, all limited dps with 0 limited supports, the only good thing he have aventurine (this is before 3.0 released). I was like, well that's gonna be hard, possible, but hard. Then i asked his build and traces.... yeah almost same as this account. I was like, NOPE, i aint gonna guide you... NOPE, figure it out yourself
@user-uknown-456-d6w
@user-uknown-456-d6w 4 күн бұрын
I lost 9 out of 12 5050 and lost 7 consecutively 💀💀
@rajataryan9549
@rajataryan9549 5 күн бұрын
Bro his account is way better than mine
@eszterfodor1136
@eszterfodor1136 4 күн бұрын
5:50 I can't watch this longer.
@ch1dd
@ch1dd 4 күн бұрын
First G tier account. For "God help his soul"
@pokefanxerneas5800
@pokefanxerneas5800 4 күн бұрын
Or God take him away
@ch1dd
@ch1dd 4 күн бұрын
@@pokefanxerneas5800 valid, any kind of appeal to religion because at this point only jesus saves
@callummoran6497
@callummoran6497 5 күн бұрын
Bro has been donating to Hoyo for 2 years
@monobrow538
@monobrow538 5 күн бұрын
Im really wondering how bro considers himself a whale while even most f2p accounts have more...
@neruryuu
@neruryuu 5 күн бұрын
This account just like mine, having a lot lost to 50/50 also poor on materials 😭
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