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Mr. Terry History

Mr. Terry History

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What if you put the headlines of World War 2 in a language translator? This viral video by StarvHarv will show you! You won't believe the results! Mr. Terry shares the REAL headlines along the way!
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@82dorrin
@82dorrin Жыл бұрын
"Eat salami and bravely declare war on Finland!" Russian strategy in 1940 in a nutshell.
@trent800
@trent800 Жыл бұрын
All Soviet forces were destroyed, many of them armed. The entire winter war in a nutshell
@Eruza9306
@Eruza9306 11 ай бұрын
Finland: PERKELE!
@ChaffyExpert
@ChaffyExpert 10 ай бұрын
This is the best description of the winter war. If anybody asks me about the war I'm describing it exactly like this.
@BloodyBay
@BloodyBay 10 ай бұрын
Russia: "Eat salami and bravely declare war on Finland!" * Simo Häyhä happens * Russia: "So...just eat salami, then." 🤣
@crescent_sun482
@crescent_sun482 10 ай бұрын
​@@BloodyBayand capture the narrator's wife.
@jdenton1337
@jdenton1337 Жыл бұрын
You need to show this to your class, let them know that everything they've been taught is a lie and this is actually what happened lmao
@MrTerry
@MrTerry Жыл бұрын
Yes. The lying ends now.
@lucaslyng2875
@lucaslyng2875 Жыл бұрын
Yeah you should use The tactic ✨confusion✨
@askamikaze3936
@askamikaze3936 Жыл бұрын
@@lucaslyng2875 its super effective
@lucaslyng2875
@lucaslyng2875 Жыл бұрын
@@MrTerry but seriously you should show this to your class One day And ask them what’s the correct answer
@brookebaucom7555
@brookebaucom7555 Жыл бұрын
I would use some these mistranslations as dummy freebie answers on a test or homework assignment.
@anm10wolvorinenotapanther32
@anm10wolvorinenotapanther32 Жыл бұрын
"The Luftwaffe conquers Scotland" "German guns capture Dover and lay siege to the sea" "British soldiers attacking planes. A London factory crashed into the radar" "My aunt bought me a plane for 50 cents" "He prevented Hitler from invading Britain" The Battle of Britain is a lot more intense and unhinged than I remembered damn...
@outrider425
@outrider425 Жыл бұрын
sounds like the average non historical hoi4 game
@Jobi.
@Jobi. Жыл бұрын
@@outrider425I loved the part where my aunt bought me a plane for 50 cents
@jacthing1
@jacthing1 Жыл бұрын
​@@outrider425exactly what I was thinking lol.
@t0r1no69
@t0r1no69 Жыл бұрын
“He summons the Estonian Army to destroy the Soviet Empire”
@Mentelgen-1337
@Mentelgen-1337 Жыл бұрын
50 cents bringing down hitler?
@Dabadi4834
@Dabadi4834 Жыл бұрын
HE deserves to be taught in schools Such an under appreciated dude
@karyote1929
@karyote1929 Жыл бұрын
*HE* is a hero we need but don't deserve
@LordBovyn
@LordBovyn Жыл бұрын
He
@truesosense7722
@truesosense7722 Жыл бұрын
His story is taught in history (his-tory) books.
@blackman5867
@blackman5867 Жыл бұрын
he is british
@LordBovyn
@LordBovyn Жыл бұрын
@@blackman5867 Spanish
@Taldaris
@Taldaris Жыл бұрын
A real shame, "He/Him" is so neglected in history books. A underrated legend, imo.
@carlosmpsenyorcapitacollon6977
@carlosmpsenyorcapitacollon6977 Жыл бұрын
Wtf
@midorithefestivegardevoir6727
@midorithefestivegardevoir6727 Жыл бұрын
They are afraid that another man of high quality will pick up where He left off of.
@OkayCool1
@OkayCool1 Жыл бұрын
I disagree it's called HIS-story afterall HE is the past, the world government is trying to cover it up
@Alex11V
@Alex11V Жыл бұрын
The Buddha
@blackman5867
@blackman5867 Жыл бұрын
what about they/them? 🥺
@ChaffyExpert
@ChaffyExpert 10 ай бұрын
"try not to go to court and look like Hitler" Thats a quote i live by
@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation
@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation Жыл бұрын
*HE* deserves to have a movie
@RogerLackman
@RogerLackman Жыл бұрын
You could do a whole series of movies about He.
@samuelpinder1215
@samuelpinder1215 7 ай бұрын
​@@RogerLackmanHe 2 invaded the world
@joybragg6838
@joybragg6838 Ай бұрын
I mean technically there is a He movie
@masterjunk9227
@masterjunk9227 Жыл бұрын
The worst part is: Somewhere in the multiverse, this history actually happened, and this is all realistic.
@AquaFan1998
@AquaFan1998 Жыл бұрын
​@lu0z9_the_Ithey captured your wife, so thats not a waste 😂
@sicklymoonlight
@sicklymoonlight Жыл бұрын
he is actually real in that universe
@GregoryMom
@GregoryMom Жыл бұрын
what kind of godless hyperinflation results in a fighter plane costing ¢50 & will we ever end up living in that timeline
@masterjunk9227
@masterjunk9227 Жыл бұрын
@@GregoryMom I would certainly hope not. I wouldn’t dare even pay c25 for such a thing! c50 for a plane of that shoddy work?! OUTRAGEOUS!
@truesosense7722
@truesosense7722 Жыл бұрын
@lu0z9_the_I I do that everyday
@ACE234dm
@ACE234dm Жыл бұрын
The best part of this was finding out what He was up to. The types of stuff that He did like establishing a Cretian kingdom were absolutely ridiculous!
@huldanoren951
@huldanoren951 Жыл бұрын
So sad he was captured on Freedom Rock 😞
@maltemejlstrup4746
@maltemejlstrup4746 Жыл бұрын
@@huldanoren951 That was Himmler, not HIM.
@saccorhytus
@saccorhytus Жыл бұрын
Tune in next time to see more of His wacky adventures
@deleetiusproductions3497
@deleetiusproductions3497 Жыл бұрын
My favorite HE moment was when he led the army from Alexandria to Moratus.
@HappyBeezerStudios
@HappyBeezerStudios Жыл бұрын
@@deleetiusproductions3497And not for war or to attack anyone, just because HE wanted to go there with an army.
@jdenton1337
@jdenton1337 Жыл бұрын
We will never forget HIM.
@carpevinum8645
@carpevinum8645 Жыл бұрын
HIM for MVP
@PAINNN666
@PAINNN666 Жыл бұрын
Also Rasmus
@AquaFan1998
@AquaFan1998 Жыл бұрын
The time traveler wishes to keep his name and appearance hidden
@Alex11V
@Alex11V Жыл бұрын
The Buddha
@AquaFan1998
@AquaFan1998 Жыл бұрын
@@Alex11V Son Wukong!
@haon7272w
@haon7272w Жыл бұрын
Funnily enough, Neville Henderson was actually a real person separate from Neville Chamberlain. That part of the video is partly accurate as he was an ambassador for the UK that they sent to Germany between 1937 to 1939.
@jacthing1
@jacthing1 Жыл бұрын
Expect apparently he was the ambassador for just Berlin. Not Germany, he's just for that one city
@haon7272w
@haon7272w Жыл бұрын
@@jacthing1 very true! Good clarification thanks!
@Sniperboy5551
@Sniperboy5551 Жыл бұрын
Glad I’m not the only WWII history nerd to know that. I’m not even British!
@BigDaddy115
@BigDaddy115 Жыл бұрын
@@Sniperboy5551 You calling yourself Sniperboy is just....
@gidi3250
@gidi3250 Жыл бұрын
​​@@BigDaddy115you sure you want to complain about it? Big daddy? Or do we need to involve the police this time?
@melody._.3251
@melody._.3251 Жыл бұрын
Misteries we'll never know: Black Holes Infinity The brain The universe Who is 𝘩𝘦?
@guywhodoesstuff3314
@guywhodoesstuff3314 Жыл бұрын
He is He, simple as.
@gabrielqian9936
@gabrielqian9936 Жыл бұрын
I thought He might be Bernard C. Freyberg, New Zealand Lieutenant General, commanded defense of Crete, and had a British uniform (cuz he was part of the commonwealth)
@Ex-memegodita
@Ex-memegodita Жыл бұрын
​@@gabrielqian9936he's the best
@mattynek2
@mattynek2 Жыл бұрын
"Oh who is she, a misty memory?"
@indecision3835
@indecision3835 Жыл бұрын
He is the youngest son of the soviet Revolution, he owns a british uniform, he was born 200 years ago in spain in the Ottoman empire.
@electricgiblets
@electricgiblets Жыл бұрын
Based on his skills as a warrior and intelligence on the battlefield "He" is clearly the Daneslayer and Kingmaker himself, Uhtryd son of Uhtryd, lord of Bebbanburg.
@matthewanderson2351
@matthewanderson2351 Жыл бұрын
Or he's Thor.
@raul-aurelianserban8295
@raul-aurelianserban8295 Жыл бұрын
He isnhigh demon elgrim
@RainbowManification
@RainbowManification Жыл бұрын
He’s the player character.
@saccorhytus
@saccorhytus Жыл бұрын
He can be whatever He wants!
@knighthunter1791
@knighthunter1791 Жыл бұрын
DESTINY IS ALL.
@HunterZeGreat
@HunterZeGreat Жыл бұрын
StarvHarv is too frickin hilarious. I wouldn't be surprised if this one video grew into a series of reactions!
@MrTerry
@MrTerry Жыл бұрын
I’ve been trying to contact him, but I’m not getting a response ☹️
@Rainlex
@Rainlex Жыл бұрын
@@MrTerryhopefully he responds, it’s entertaining to watch
@linkfreeman1998
@linkfreeman1998 Жыл бұрын
@@MrTerry to be fair tho, he's not really have any contacts in his videos' description...
@NSO.The.I
@NSO.The.I Жыл бұрын
​@@MrTerryHE denied it
@wayward5219
@wayward5219 Жыл бұрын
​@@MrTerryHe now has a cold war one
@JP12345
@JP12345 Жыл бұрын
I love how he tried to correct the mistakes at first but just gave up eventually
@FranzlLangJr2024
@FranzlLangJr2024 10 ай бұрын
No. I think he forgot the whole purpose of the video
@o07t28
@o07t28 Жыл бұрын
StarHarv is such a legend, he made a bunch of other funny videos as well
@ItalianStarAnimations
@ItalianStarAnimations Жыл бұрын
He violated Laotian Wikipedia 😂
@nestalker117
@nestalker117 Жыл бұрын
​@@ItalianStarAnimations"Laotian? What ocean?"
@flook6009
@flook6009 Жыл бұрын
The Buddha
@reza4795
@reza4795 Жыл бұрын
@@flook6009 the Buddha
@josephgoforth9722
@josephgoforth9722 Жыл бұрын
i suspect the ones where "He" appears is probably translation to english from japanese as it is very common for japanese to leave out personal subjects in sentences. the context prior to the line translated more than likely indicated what it was supposed to mean but often the auto translate looses it's mind with japanese because of this.
@HappyBeezerStudios
@HappyBeezerStudios Жыл бұрын
To be fair, that can also be done in english. It can work well enough with context, as I just demonstrated. Another fun thing are gendered nouns and the fact that english has only "the"
@himejoon8005
@himejoon8005 11 ай бұрын
I think it could also be because in Vietnamese, the UK is called "Anh Quốc", which is usually shortened to just "Anh". And "anh" is also a word used to refer to other man, so something like "Anh tấn công Đức" could be translated as either "Britain attacks Germany" or "He attacks Germany"
@katiekawaii
@katiekawaii 11 ай бұрын
Yeah, it's called a "pro-drop" language-a language where you can leave out the pronoun in some (or, in a few languages, most) cases. There are quite a few "pro-drop" languages, like a lot of Asian and Slavic languages, and when they get machine translated into English, which grammatically requires pronouns in most cases, it usually inserts a masculine pronoun. So you're totally right, that's absolutely what's going on; they either used Japanese or they used another of the pro-drop languages (or both!).
@mrturtle5161
@mrturtle5161 Жыл бұрын
He is basically the ww2 equivalent of Doomguy.
@GigiBranconi
@GigiBranconi Жыл бұрын
He deserves a game
@gameragodzilla
@gameragodzilla 11 ай бұрын
BJ Blazkowicz
@DarkwolfRedsoul
@DarkwolfRedsoul Жыл бұрын
I love how you went from trying to decipher what the articles originally said to just commenting on the imaginary timeline.
@jixdl
@jixdl Жыл бұрын
I am glad more people are exposed to HIM
@thatprotogen2456
@thatprotogen2456 8 ай бұрын
69 likes... nice 👌
@cervanntes
@cervanntes Жыл бұрын
One reason these are so messed up is not just because of normal translation errors but the fact he probably translated it twice -- first from English to a language known to have poor translation quality as he stated in the intro and then back to English. This creates two opportunities for mistranslation to occur. It's sort of like the "telephone game" only much, much worse! Since he mentioned he used the Google timeline, I checked that and it helped clarify what some of these were supposed to mean which helps when trying to figure out some of the more garbled responses.
@MrTerry
@MrTerry Жыл бұрын
I hated the kid that intentionally ruined telephone by changing the phrase on purpose. I loathe him.
@tcg1_qc
@tcg1_qc Жыл бұрын
I thought he translated it to all the languages shown, i.e. English to Thai to Korean to Vietnamese to Japanese to Lao and back to English
@jamescheddar4896
@jamescheddar4896 Жыл бұрын
I did that to a metal song I wrote about burning someone at stake when I was 16. Thought it was a thesaurus. Came out as some sort of ode to lung cancer
@cervanntes
@cervanntes Жыл бұрын
He wasn't completely clear but that also makes sense if a bit overkill. Just translating to one and back is often enough to totally scramble things in my experience.
@jimgorycki4013
@jimgorycki4013 Жыл бұрын
David letterman did that on his late night sow. Had 3 or 4 languages from English back to English "a hard day's night"
@_theknighthawk_7018
@_theknighthawk_7018 Жыл бұрын
Britton: Invades most of the world for their different spices Also Brit: doesn't use ANY of them
@MrTerry
@MrTerry Жыл бұрын
Which bad translation was your favorite? Make sure to subscribe to StarvHarv! kzbin.info/www/bejne/nX3XgGymlKhqrM0
@B1lguun4
@B1lguun4 Жыл бұрын
HE
@turanturkistan
@turanturkistan Жыл бұрын
he carried ww2 for the allies
@iKvetch558
@iKvetch558 Жыл бұрын
My favorite was the one for Coventry at 11:44 when a magic night leaves the city center destroyed...and they put a pic of Meteor Crater in Arizona. Oh gosh...the LULZ 😂😂
@ChrisPGaming78
@ChrisPGaming78 Жыл бұрын
HEEEEEEEEEEEE
@fuseblower8128
@fuseblower8128 Жыл бұрын
Hitler and Eva moving to Belgium. I never trusted those Belgians ever since they seceded from the Netherlands 😆
@neroticobsession
@neroticobsession Жыл бұрын
"How did you have a monopoly on spices and not use any?" Everyone knows a good dealer is one that doesn't dip into their own supply.
@CreamyGoodness
@CreamyGoodness Жыл бұрын
11:19 It's Jack Churchill. No question about it. He is absolutely him with his longbow, sword, and bagpipes
@kabob0077
@kabob0077 Жыл бұрын
HE truly is a Legend, this Unhinged Timeline does him justice.
@podemosurss8316
@podemosurss8316 Жыл бұрын
21:48 Fun fact: the Mongols did fight in WW2 as allies of the Soviets (Mongolian Republic) or as part of the Chinese United Front (Mongolian soldiers in the Chinese armies), though their participation was overshadowed by the larger countries back then. Mongolian cavalry and armoured car units took part at the battle of Khalkhin Gol against the Japanese. Some Soviet units were of Mongolian origins, such as the 112th "Revolutionary Mongolia" Tank Brigade, which fought against Guderian's attack near Tula during the battle of Moscow, or the Mongolian Arat squadron. In 1945 a big chunk of the Mongolian army fought in the Soviet Invasion of Manchuria as part of the "Soviet-Mongolian Cavalry-Mechanised Group".
@placeholder4206
@placeholder4206 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact. There actually was a battle between America and Australia in Brisbane. It lasted two days and one Aussie was killed.
@ItalianCountryball11
@ItalianCountryball11 Жыл бұрын
yeah, rip to the 1 Aussie.
@emiyashirou1858
@emiyashirou1858 Жыл бұрын
Thats funny for no reason
@briancallaway1690
@briancallaway1690 10 ай бұрын
Wasn't it due to miscommunication? I think I heard about that before.
@placeholder4206
@placeholder4206 10 ай бұрын
The “battle” started when Australian soldiers attempted to defend an American sailor from US MPs. Eventually it escalated into a two day riot. The Australian soldier was killed when a MP fired a shotgun into a crowd of Australian rioters. Other MPs proceeded to follow suit, injuring many others.
@n-boom
@n-boom Жыл бұрын
Maybe someone already said it but 'He' is probably just a passive or a impersonal tense that got screwed up in translation and became an active tense (not a native english speaker, don't know the technical names in english) but things like 'He founded london' were probably like 'London was founded' or 'He summoned the Estonian army' maybe was something like 'The Estonian army was summoned' I know that one of the most varied thing in languages is if certain expressions need an explicit subject or if it can go implicit, especially for concordance and stuff.
@MrTerry
@MrTerry Жыл бұрын
Are you doubting HIM? How dare you.
@n-boom
@n-boom Жыл бұрын
@@MrTerry 'Him' is a force of nature When He appears He creates change Almost like that greek philosophy god that is the cause of all movement 'He' is the cause of all actions in the world
@pdraggy
@pdraggy Жыл бұрын
As a confederation has a dictionary definition, the word 'confederates' is not only used for the Southern US. I'd heard the Germans termed as 'confederates' before.
@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit Жыл бұрын
Before Germany united, it was a series of confederations(Holy Roman Empire followed by the German Confederation followed by the North German Confederation).
@Thephillips-dj1po
@Thephillips-dj1po 8 ай бұрын
Well, the Union rejected our suggestions. “Jackassistan” “Dixie-Sux” “Assholes.” but they told us to take it seriously.
@bodan1196
@bodan1196 Жыл бұрын
The "aunt bying a plane for 50 cent", is likely a headline about the donation drives held in villages to help fund the building of Spitfires.
@theeternalsuperstar3773
@theeternalsuperstar3773 Жыл бұрын
21:10 The funny thing is that Gobbles did almost become a priest irl. Same with Stalin.
@Shantari
@Shantari Жыл бұрын
Other translation traps are homonyms and false friends. False friends are words from different languages that look close enough that you believe they mean the same thing. Like how the Swedish word "svimma"(= faint, swoon) is similar to the English word "swimming", which makes one of my favorite Swenglish jokes possible. (Yes, there are enough false friends between Swedish and English to create an entire genre of jokes that require a degree of bilingualism.)
@drq_seed
@drq_seed Жыл бұрын
and you are not gonna tell the joke?
@podemosurss8316
@podemosurss8316 Жыл бұрын
You reminded me of a very funny false friend in my native language: the Spanish word "embarazada" means "pregnant".
@TrolledBy
@TrolledBy Жыл бұрын
Finnish and Estonian also have some funny false friends despite being very close languages. For example, in Estonian "having a wedding" sounds in Finnish "having a problem".
@SuprSBG
@SuprSBG Жыл бұрын
Embarasado and a few others in Spanish are common
@GregoryMom
@GregoryMom Жыл бұрын
@@podemosurss8316...and Vestido means something along the lines of "dress" not "vest"...
@paddypleiner5518
@paddypleiner5518 Жыл бұрын
The sun is stronger at night might have been a reference to the Battles of Savo Island and Tassafaronga where the IJN despite a lack of Radar has shown superior nighttime fighting capabilities (at that time) due to their long-range torpedoes
@kulot-ki1tu
@kulot-ki1tu Жыл бұрын
it was also due to excellent night time training and extremely good short range night optics
@JamesTrifolium
@JamesTrifolium Жыл бұрын
Ah yes, Roosevelt “Hit” the bucket because he couldn’t use his legs.
@lancey_e
@lancey_e Жыл бұрын
I LOVE YOUR CONTENT SO MUCH I'm so jealous of all your students you really seem like a wholesome guy and your content is amazing
@MrTerry
@MrTerry Жыл бұрын
Thank you for the support!
@lancey_e
@lancey_e Жыл бұрын
@@MrTerry ❤
@TheMisslite
@TheMisslite Жыл бұрын
I love how he is just going along with it
@felixgutierrez993
@felixgutierrez993 Жыл бұрын
HE is gotta be my most favorite dude in all of history. HE was just an absolute gigachad bringing destruction and new kingdoms wherever he walks the POWER HE HAS
@what_the_fuck731
@what_the_fuck731 Жыл бұрын
I WAS HOPING YOUD WATCH THIS LOL
@doggygamer2296
@doggygamer2296 Жыл бұрын
Same!
@newwaveinfantry8362
@newwaveinfantry8362 Жыл бұрын
StarvHarv is an amazing channel! You should watch his other bad translations videos. They have history-related material in them.
@bookaufman9643
@bookaufman9643 Жыл бұрын
In the middle of all of this perfectly accurate history the narrator let it slip that he was secretly a murderer. You cannot ignore the fact that he definitely said " I killed a man (28:05)" That's enough for a conviction in Texas.
@aramos3639
@aramos3639 Жыл бұрын
HE lead the allies to victory in those difficult times
@norcatch
@norcatch Жыл бұрын
Britain did use spices. Basic curries had been common since the Victorian era, what really made British cooking bland was the war itself.
@ninjakalla4361
@ninjakalla4361 Жыл бұрын
"He" is obviously Mad Jack Churchill, the only guy to get confirmed kills in WW2 with a longbow. That is the least unusual thing about him.
@nicklas2476
@nicklas2476 Жыл бұрын
I actually have come to the conclusion of "He" being Winston Churchill, he established the capital in belgium, And the aunt thingy i believe is his aunt, and sealion was basically a plane fighting which aswell brings us to the conclusion when "He" prevented the german occupation of the UK. 🤔 Aswell as fighting in africa, Very interesting i have to say!
@gabrielqian9936
@gabrielqian9936 Жыл бұрын
Though for the defense of Crete, I thought it might be Lieutenant Gen. Bernard Freyberg. I don't quite know about the rest tho.
@HappyBeezerStudios
@HappyBeezerStudios Жыл бұрын
With how powerful "He" was in person, Jack Churchill might be closer. No relation to Winston.
@briancallaway1690
@briancallaway1690 10 ай бұрын
HE was Hercules
@Idoexist._.
@Idoexist._. Жыл бұрын
Terry casually reacting to EVERYTHING great!! Literally best history reaction channel
@norcatch
@norcatch Жыл бұрын
One thing that is true is some merchant marines believed early in the war that the Germans might be able to track ships if they listened to their radios.
@vaiyt
@vaiyt 5 ай бұрын
Is that where radio silence comes from? (no)
@drunkeldian3150
@drunkeldian3150 Жыл бұрын
3:38 Neville Henderson was the British ambassador to Germany, not the Prime Minister. You're thinking of Neville Chamberlain.
@DrXtermin8r
@DrXtermin8r Жыл бұрын
HE, is the most interesting man in the world. He doesn't always drink beer, but when HE does, he prefers dos equis.
@kabob0077
@kabob0077 Жыл бұрын
Stay thirsty, my friends.
@Hadmin
@Hadmin Жыл бұрын
15:53 Winter is indeed a choice! I used to work at a callcenter for the prominent telecommunications company here in Sweden. Once a week, at mondays 9am to be specific. Soeone would get a call from an old demented military officer giving his report on how russians bombarded us with negative degrees (you don't have a word for minusgrader i do believe) It was quite hilarious
@bobbuilder6761
@bobbuilder6761 Жыл бұрын
I believe the one about Donitz lifting the ban on radio attacks on small allied vessels, was referring to the ban on targeting merchant and non-military ships heading for Allied (French, British, etc) ports. The radio attacks refers to the wolf pack tactics the German submarines used. I'm not sure about all the specifics but that should be the basic gist of what was trying to be said!
@DeerJerky
@DeerJerky Жыл бұрын
"He" is, of course, James Bissonette. The almighty God of history itself
@thelearningmethod
@thelearningmethod Жыл бұрын
History Matters reference!!!
@DeerJerky
@DeerJerky Жыл бұрын
@@thelearningmethod 🤝
@g22l87
@g22l87 Жыл бұрын
I think HE was Kelly Moneymaker
@Dystopia1111
@Dystopia1111 Жыл бұрын
He sees Crete, narrows his eyes, and says "Soon...".
@Hand-in-Shot_Productions
@Hand-in-Shot_Productions Жыл бұрын
Hey! I didn't expect a History Matters reference here! Considering all the James Bissonette lore I've read in HM's comment section, it's quite conceivable that this loyal patron was also the founder of a kingdom in Crete!
@mrfancygoat
@mrfancygoat Жыл бұрын
I died laughing when I first saw it.
@pegasushd2421
@pegasushd2421 Жыл бұрын
that was really funy please do more of this, love your content and greetings from germany
@MrTerry
@MrTerry Жыл бұрын
This was awesome. Props to the creator putting it together!
@everynamewastakenomg
@everynamewastakenomg Жыл бұрын
This is brilliant. If only we knew who He was. He seemed like the coolest of guys!
@samuelblack7314
@samuelblack7314 Жыл бұрын
Also fyi the "Big Three" referred to Churchill, Roosevelt, and Stalin, the 3 leaders of the major Allied powers during WW2.
@Just4FC
@Just4FC Жыл бұрын
Weirdly enough, some of these headlines make sense. I guess to those speaking only english it won't, but I speak a couple of other languages, and in the Foreign Legion, when you speak French to non French speakers, you tend to simplify and "idiotize" many phrases to help others understand. Think about it this way, you don't speak to an infant the same way that you do to an adult, now mix in other languages and you get the drift. Still hilarious though
@annafirnen4815
@annafirnen4815 Жыл бұрын
I'm so honored to see Naruto appreciating my country.
@NIDOKING
@NIDOKING Жыл бұрын
9:25 I think it's really simple here, as the translator may have wanted to say "by the British government" and failed horribly :D Anyways, yep, it seems all of these translations used stuff straight from the early 00s, where the quality of the web translator were so very worse than what we have today. Cracking video!
@krisfrederick5001
@krisfrederick5001 Жыл бұрын
Honestly, Germans speaking English has always ruined World War 2 movies for me. Or at least left a bad taste in mein mouth. That's one reason why I love Downfall. I can read subtitles just fine. The fact that it was made by the Germans themselves, is almost an admission of guilt. Sometimes you forget you're even watching a movie and not a documentary, or in the room yourself.
@podemosurss8316
@podemosurss8316 Жыл бұрын
You reminded me of an excellent Spanish time-travelling show called El Ministerio del Tiempo, in two episode the Nazis are the bad guys (the first one is about preventing both Spain's entry in WW2 on the side of the Axis and the fall of the Ministry into nazi hands, the second is about making sure that Operation Mincemeat succeeds) has the German characters speaking German. Fortunately, one of the protagonists (Ernesto) also speaks German. In general, all the foreign characters speak on their own languages: the protagonists are lucky that the leader of their squad is a poliglot.
@jdenton1337
@jdenton1337 Жыл бұрын
Operation Barbarossa 3: this time it's personal
@BelgorathTheSorcerer
@BelgorathTheSorcerer Жыл бұрын
He-Man! He's the only one who I know of that has the power to get around that quickly and do all those things while remaining semi incognito in that pose.
@kokofan50
@kokofan50 11 ай бұрын
I’m sure the robot army thing is from translating it into Czech. The Czech word for peasant worker is robot. The word was introduced to English by a Czech SciFi novel, so in English it replaced the word automata. However, the word kept the same meaning in Czech. So the program probably translated to Czech, but then when translating back it didn’t translate robot not knowing the words mean different things in the different languages
@corwintipper7317
@corwintipper7317 Жыл бұрын
Churchill is he.
@yhgbggtbytt3910
@yhgbggtbytt3910 8 ай бұрын
As a Lithuanian, I can confirm that the chaos at Hogwarts still affects our capital tragically to this day.
@Solar-em2ld
@Solar-em2ld Жыл бұрын
"The Germans actually raided some weeb village" has me laughing more than it probably should 😂
@plasmakitten4261
@plasmakitten4261 Жыл бұрын
Everyone talks about the legend that is *HE* but can we talk about the guy with what has to be the best military officer name ever, John B. Operations?
@vaiyt
@vaiyt 5 ай бұрын
A worthy opponent to Staff Sergeant Fightmaster. (Real person)
@calilikescats
@calilikescats Жыл бұрын
ive been waiting for you to watch this !!
@panzerjagertigerporsche
@panzerjagertigerporsche Жыл бұрын
The funny thing is that for some reason, this feels like something that would actually go down in Hearts of Iron 4. Especially the Finland declares war on Finland and the Soviet Union and the Great Britian and Nazi Germany alliance
@kabob0077
@kabob0077 Жыл бұрын
The Historical Focus was definitely off in this Timeline, another example is the apparent Japanese Civil War on top of the War in Asia.
@userofthetube2701
@userofthetube2701 Жыл бұрын
How well would this compare to an average person if you'd ask them to write a short summary of WWII?
@jason3357
@jason3357 Жыл бұрын
When you turn "Historical AI" off
@anzaca1
@anzaca1 Жыл бұрын
3:46 You're thinking of Chamberlain.
@wrath908
@wrath908 Жыл бұрын
Legend says that He is still out there and that one day He will return.
@GigiBranconi
@GigiBranconi Жыл бұрын
I know, we all love HIM, but lets also mention how much Rommel got up to. So many titles. Defeats death. Family man.
@kabob0077
@kabob0077 Жыл бұрын
12:50 Since the British attacked Athens and the Italians decided against Greece that means the Axis's currently known members are Greece and Germany with Italy being either Neutral or currently not in the war proper. This insane timeline is going to make my brain explode at this rate.
@Eboreg2
@Eboreg2 Жыл бұрын
The funny thing about the November 17, 1939 incident is that the translation is actually pretty accurate. "The IRA is blamed for bombs set off in London."
@kabob0077
@kabob0077 Жыл бұрын
So that was actually true? How did THAT headline manage to somehow make it through the Translation Gauntlet most intact?
@ryand1214
@ryand1214 Жыл бұрын
"My aunt bought me a plane for 50 cents" is probably related to the destroyers-for-bases deal!
@sunnysidesofblue
@sunnysidesofblue Жыл бұрын
Are we just going to skip over the fact that 150 miles = 62 feet at 15:47? XD This was absolutely hilarious!
@MulletDestructur
@MulletDestructur Жыл бұрын
I can’t remember the last time I laughed this hard at anything. I’m only 17:15 in and I have legitimate tears streaming down my face. 😂😂😂
@ashleydowney1222
@ashleydowney1222 10 ай бұрын
I was laughing so hard.
@82dorrin
@82dorrin Жыл бұрын
"German guns capture Dover and lay siege to the sea." HOI 4 with historical AI focus disabled.
@LourdessApekatt
@LourdessApekatt Жыл бұрын
First time seeing this video too and oh my, I laughed so many times xD
@Otokichi786
@Otokichi786 Жыл бұрын
The "bad translations ruin World War II" video reminds me of a TV sketch where ordinary people listened to high school students talk about History, Geography, etc. (This was the "early MTV generation.") That was on the level of current KZbin "person in the street" interviewers ask simple questions and get hilariously bad answers. Using Google Translate! is "a roll of the dice," since you can't tell if, say, a translation of a Soviet pilot's manual is accurate.
@pyronuke4768
@pyronuke4768 Жыл бұрын
25:33 I think its refering to the time that Rommel was being driven through France when his car got strafed by an fighter plane and he was hospitalized.
@ezraabbadon5082
@ezraabbadon5082 11 ай бұрын
I believe that "he" is the spirit of jack Churchill. Dude's a legend
@ThatLemonGuy
@ThatLemonGuy Жыл бұрын
This “mistranslation” comes from translating the script about 20 times to various languages and then back into English.
@kevinhicks1108
@kevinhicks1108 Жыл бұрын
US Airforce at this time was actually the US Army Air Force. And HE can only be the one and only Chuck Norris!
@Hyper_Blue358
@Hyper_Blue358 Жыл бұрын
You have to show this to your class for sure
@MrTerry
@MrTerry Жыл бұрын
I’m trying to think if I would get trouble for it. 🤔
@Josep_Hernandez_Lujan
@Josep_Hernandez_Lujan 11 ай бұрын
This should be the plot for Saving Private Ryan: Part Deux
@anlydaly5726
@anlydaly5726 11 ай бұрын
I feel like I just lived through a fever dream.
@Lightman0359
@Lightman0359 Жыл бұрын
Most of those weird lines are probably transliteration of place names. Cher is sick is probably Cherbourg. Bourg in whatever language they used as intermediary means sickness or similar. An example of bad translation IRL: A K-pop band [Boyfriend I think] came to my venue. None of the crew spoke any English, and the translator they hired didn't speak theater. One of the band was having issues with the keyboard. The translator asked for a piano tuner [an expensive technician that adjusts the strings on an acoustic piano]. The keyboardist just wanted to change the keyboard from organ to piano and couldn't read the menus. You see in Korean, the same or a very similar word means: note, tune, music, sound. He said "change keyboard sound", she translated as "I want a piano tuner". Also some languages don't have a distinction between things like 'have the permission to do', 'have the ability to do', 'begin to do', 'currently doing', 'completed in doing', 'will do later' and 'have done similar in the past'. Instead they have 'I do' and maybe 'I did', so things like pretense, or the order in which things occur, and 'who did whom in the what?' get mixed up.
@anthonyminimum
@anthonyminimum Жыл бұрын
3:42 Neville Henderson was a real guy, he was never prime minister, and he factually was the British ambassador to Berlin. He looks nothing like Chamberlain
@DoorThunder.
@DoorThunder. Жыл бұрын
I woke my entire family up last night watching this and dying
@Shantari
@Shantari Жыл бұрын
9:30 Probably means that he was recognized as a leader of France by the British, which he wasn't at first because of a lack of a clear mandate. As I remember it anyway. I don't know enough about the guy or why he even got that leadership recognized. I'm going to read up on him, guy was a bit too influential of 20th century history not to know more about.
@oliversherman2414
@oliversherman2414 Жыл бұрын
YES! I was hoping you'd watch this 😂
@Karagianis
@Karagianis Жыл бұрын
Speaking as a Brit, if we want to eat spicy food, we eat Indian food. If you're gonna take the spices, why not take the recepies using them too?
@IkeaSquid
@IkeaSquid Ай бұрын
I'd love having you as a teacher! You seem like such a chill guy
@belalabusultan5911
@belalabusultan5911 Жыл бұрын
now I need a whole series discussin who (HE) is, his life, achievemnts, death, and all the conspiracy theories discussing him.
@RobertEWaters
@RobertEWaters Жыл бұрын
Doenitz lifted the ban on sinking neutral ships. I think.
@jeffking4176
@jeffking4176 Жыл бұрын
DuGaul was recognized as the leader of France IN Britain - something along those lines, I’m guessing. And “the State of Israel being conquered by Germany, I’m guessing has something to do with the Holocaust. - 3/4 of this is just completely wacko ‼️ Great video. MUST show this to your class❗️ 📻🙂
@susch7466
@susch7466 Жыл бұрын
never ask dumbledore what he did from 1938-1945
@Paltse
@Paltse Жыл бұрын
16:30 You could also consequently mean it chokingly.
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