Skyrim, But It's Badly Translated

[@FormerlyBlue]

The adventure continues in Episode 2! kzbin.info/www/bejne/eqOkY4WonbV9bdU

[@Lyreute]

👌

[@MrOrchidion]

not a big fan. you picked the empire from the go.

[@immagonko4261]

​@@MrOrchidion the right way

[@detectivemadoka69420]

Tibet is not a place apparently lmao.

[@Curlyheart]

Hey, hi, that's LOOG HOUSE, I'll beat it a little When I walked through the open yo Hey, you drive me to your face with a gun they do not want to call ... I feel so hard that anybody in the world can not do that ...

[@coffeecrispy2673]

"It is a misconception that people should not smoke" that one is hilarious

[@cona1432]

"You must drink! You must drink!"

[@arkadiuszkaczmarek5229]

Bro became Andrew Tate

[@Marquploads]

Imagine you get knocked out for a moment, get back up by another prisoner like you. Run for your life inside a watch tower just to see another prisoner hit you with life-changing advice in the middle of a death scenario. "You should drink, you should drink." Alfredo, Stormcook. Jarl of Breezecoiff.

[@styrofoam4637]

dads from the soviet union be like:

[@justanotheranimeprofilepic]

I feel like Alfredo stormcook is trying to justify his destructive lifestyle

[@AtomicFlounder42]

"We are here, and we should not be here, windows needs a command prompt" is such a flashbang of a line

[@Hello_star-shine]

True, the last bit made me go “well then-..”

[@wlflz2394]

"Anxiety should only be considered a friend, so why is it dangerous? "I do not agree with that" 😂😂

[@horriblyhonestchinchilla]

Alduin's name being traffic makes perfect sense, traffic can happen anywhere at any time, it is the source of all evil and corruption and must be eliminated.

[@FormerlyBlue]

Traffic is rather awful, I do agree.

[@Leto85]

It also has a, tendency to devour worlds.

[@XohjaiSbarkeater]

On a certain philosophical level, constant traffic is the harbinger of the end days.

[@GirolamoZanchi_is_cool]

And you will seek Me and find Me when you search for Me with all your heart. -Jeremiah 29:13 “For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. -John 3:16 Repent therefore, and turn back, that your sins may be blotted out. -Acts 3:19 .

[@GirolamoZanchi_is_cool]

@@XohjaiSbarkeater🦜

[@gmodderr]

"I hope the snake sleeps for you" is a quote I'm definitely gonna be using instead of "good luck"

[@FormerlyBlue]

lol I didn't realize that was the original line, even more astounding then.

[@Ryu1ify]

​@@FormerlyBlueOg line was Hadvar saying he hoped Traffic took the Stormcloaks to Sovngarde. I'm assuming Sovngarde somehow got confused for some word for sleep?

[@gayusschwulius8490]

this sounds like a badly translated east Asian proverb, lol

[@ilari90]

@@Ryu1ify at least in swedish "sova" is "to sleep", so it means "place of sleep" kinda

[@Ryu1ify]

@ilari90 I knew that had to be it. Cuz Ralof saying "Sovngarde awaits" is what got translated to "I stopped at a gas station," by which I assume they meant like a rest stop

[@lorkh4nn]

"This world is beautiful. I have no hope; I am very tired" same dawg, same

[@rustyhowe3907]

I felt that in my very soul.

[@gadgetboy4717]

Those 3 statements each represents a stage in the human life cycle. This world is beautiful- Childhood. I have no hope- Early adult hood. I am very tired- 40 and up.

[@LordDeathAku]

@gadgetboy4717 not really, all 3 of them are always present the entirety of one's life

[@lorkh4nn]

@@gadgetboy4717 corny bastard

[@Ze_N00B]

The three states of human matter. Admirance. Despair. Struggle.

[@ohkittyohcat]

"This world is beautiful. I have no hope," is such a hilariously raw line. And "Connoisseur, call the police," absolutely sent me.

[@pholy98]

King of Rice is what got me rofling 🤣🤣🤣

[@Jonas_æ]

@@pholy98 He is before us. Come see it.

[@GirolamoZanchi_is_cool]

And you will seek Me and find Me when you search for Me with all your heart. -Jeremiah 29:13 “For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. -John 3:16 Repent therefore, and turn back, that your sins may be blotted out. -Acts 3:19 .

[@GirolamoZanchi_is_cool]

@@pholy98🦫

[@molassesman4066]

​​@@GirolamoZanchi_is_coolwhy did you throw a beaver emoticon after ad posting your religion

[@MoonMoverGaming]

"I have a bad idea and I need to buy a new game." Very relatable.

[@Thunderhawk51]

We have all been there I bet 😂

[@homoe7976]

Music in Todd's ears.

[@Rxanne28]

I can totally relate 😂

[@Mordecai02]

"I'm thinking about going with Skyrim."

[@gameaddict11707]

"Listen, slow down king, we need people like you." inspirational af

[@stellachimpson]

Homie has our backs Fr

[@ladyalicent705]

It is absolutely CRIMINAL how they aren’t more people talking about the fact that ‘Torturer’ was translated to ‘Education’

[@FormerlyBlue]

lol there was another comment or two about it I think

[@MementoMori7777]

That's just accurate to real life.

[@theviewer7262]

He literally laughed at everything less funny than what he barely giggled at. Bedroom door? Bro there all trying to peer pressure you to smoke...nah humorless that is :/

[@MementoMori7777]

@@theviewer7262 Didn't know you were the God of Humor.

[@theviewer7262]

@@MementoMori7777 misunderstood everything and anything

[@Lore1.0]

"Listen, slow down King👑, we need people like you" -Feet

[@NovaProspekt19]

"The police chased the suspect." -feet

[@BlazingFire12]

You know that you're played skyrim too much when you here a badly translate line and immediately know the real line

[@SnakeKoRn]

When you hear*

[@Erythrium]

When you hear*

[@lordgoatofthememeisles3808]

Play too much Skyrim? Heresy!

[@UbyVictor]

Helgen: * gets absolutely obliterated * Hadvar/Feet: It's like Christmas right now! 😊

[@ChouhouinNeko]

i mean it is Decemember

[@AnarchicArachnid]

​@@ChouhouinNeko"You are technically correct! "

[@goraziogundos4906]

Feet is my best friend

[@MrDerpy-ns6sy]

Feet

[@Mordecai02]

@@AnarchicArachnid "The best kind of correct!"

[@PersephonesWrath_]

“Extreme cold can damage plants, girl 💅” this mod is a gift, i hope this becomes a series!

[@FormerlyBlue]

I wish he said it in a sassy tone lol

[@mist-valley-modz]

How To Write Good Video Game Dialogue 101

[@Ntwister]

honestly i could watch the entire game like this xD

[@Shoebil]

23:08 timestamp

[@ZK-ib2wp]

I especially like how he awkwardly paused before he said girl 😂

[@POTUSJimmyCarter]

"How old are you?" is actually a perfectly reasonable question to ask of a potential rescuer in a crypt filled with the awakened ancient dead. "Twenty-nine" is a good answer and they'll probably help you. "Eight hundred" is a bad answer and they probably won't.

[@ItsYaBoi129]

One of the best comments I've seen in quite a while!

[@Niobesnuppa]

I keep coming back to this comment to chuckle.

[@mithogui]

calling coins "dreams" sounds like some distopian world's currency Also love calling novice spell book "Abc: sparks" like it was written by some sassy wizard

[@CrazyGaming-ig6qq]

I just can't stop laughing at this, it's gotta be close to the most hilarious stuff I have ever seen, there's so many golden dialogue lines and names here it's killing me

[@juliannamf7683]

Sparks for Dummies😂😂😂

[@JB-xl2jc]

It actually makes decent sense, they're also called Drakes in universe (after the Imperial Drake/Dragon depicted on it) and Dreams is kinda on brand

[@vitorsossaibatista3154]

Looks like those scam cryptocurrencies, lol

[@dr.bright6272]

Potatoes are called Fathers. You can sell your Father for a Dream.

[@Violettheconfuzzled5766]

Alternate universe where Sheogorath had some fun.

[@shinymainespoon]

Skyrim but the dialogue has been Wabbajack'd

[@thekaiser3815]

It was a slow weekend 😅

[@GenericUsername-qp1ww]

a.k.a Oblivion

[@IulianCaraus]

Was looking for that comment :D

[@VidralliaArchives]

I love how Ulfric's name changes every time he's mentioned: 1. Alphyric Stormcook 2. Ulrich Wyndham baby 3. The demon Ulfrik Mr. Windlam 4. Count Alfred 5. Alfredo's shirt 6. Jarl Alfred And Stormcock 7. Mr. Alfred 8. Ulfrich Sturmeck

[@FormerlyBlue]

Just wait until you get to J'zargo lol. He has no idea what his own name is.

[@majornougat5207]

Ulfric Stormcloak turning into Alfredo's Shirt is perfect comedy

[@Gio_Panda]

Feet turning around and saying "Slow down king" hits so hard I got goosebumps

[@5PctJuice]

That's the start of some great advice, tbh

[@zyriantel9601]

@@5PctJuice I can’t imagine escaping Helga with Ralph, Feet literally thinks we’re kings

[@nat3199]

When the feet kiss *you*....

[@Gio_Panda]

@@nat3199 What a horrifying concept

[@nat3199]

@Gio_Panda pffft 😂😂😂... yeah.

[@ArmundJay]

"Times are tough in Skyrim, folks," -Feet, formerly known as Hadvar

[@music0cool]

"We dont need to tell them"

[@dyanaprajna4556]

Felt that

[@Folfah]

lol furry

[@BiggusNickus]

"Get a gun, boy! I must stay with General Tully" does sound like a line straight out of an action movie.

[@stashio8697]

That line is so underrated

[@liamflynn6929]

"It is a misconception that people should not smoke. You must drink! You must drink!" Had me rolling

[@Head-Comrade]

"there are many opinions, you must smoke"

[@nagilooH0]

Please make an entire playthrough with this stuff. I couldn't stop laughing!

[@3LastSon]

I second this.

[@Viliuxa5]

I third this

[@cookiebunbun1046]

I fourth this

[@Mistwolfss]

Fit dis!

[@jaybirdjargon]

I haven't laughed so hard in weeks

[@12fishcake]

I love that Bonemeal turned to "eat the bones" really took the "meal" part literally huh 😂

[@silvercandra4275]

The fact that Olfrid Battleborn turned into Olf Gray Man is so funny, given the bad blood between the Battleborns and Greymanes.

[@FormerlyBlue]

Oh fair point, lol!

[@guitarandcomedy]

Wine being called “this is my choice” is so damn funny to me 😂😂😂

[@shinymainespoon]

I mean it's not wrong!

[@riyankoto]

reminds me of that tiktok with the drunk girl spilling wine "WHERE IS MY CHOICE?!" lmfao

[@themudpit621]

@@Alysana2604 way to kill the mood. :(

[@nathanlarson7408]

What are you drinking? THIS IS MY CHOICE!!!

[@WirableCrown1]

Sounds like you are whining

[@DjUn1versal]

"Ride the white train". Sounds like the npc is a coke dealer lol

[@TheBackyardChemist]

This mod is datura deluxe

[@Pluggedinmusic206]

I had the same thought! LMAO

[@lukeh5325]

I think it's a sexual innuendo, he sat down as he said it

[@Candlemancer]

​@@lukeh5325I'm glad I'm not the only one

[@glebkorniyenko1084]

"He is not afraid of death or life" Such bravery

[@shinymainespoon]

Honestly a mood

[@Ojyh]

Omg they said it exactly when I read the comment

[@wtfppl]

"Give me ice and Arcadia will reward me." This mod makes alchemy sound like drug dealing.

[@MrChristianDT]

Are we paying with dreams or bitcoin?

[@AwesomeCandy244]

right after he says he's born to dance lmao

[@feiradragon7915]

To be fair, alchemy is drug dealing when you're messing with moon sugar.

[@1three7]

If you wanna ride the white train, come here. You can save it here.

[@zyriantel9601]

To be fair, early alchemy was basically “Let’s mix this shit together and drink it and see if we unlock immortality,” so there’s nothing saying drugs WEREN’T involved.

[@DanteYewToob]

“Everything is garbage… we must overcome the dangers.” Agreed. Same, bro.

[@Maxxx_Power]

Feet turning around to face you and saying “Listen, slow down king 👑” was a stellar moment xD This was incredible stuff! I would love to see you make another one of these 😊

[@FormerlyBlue]

Glad you enjoyed! There will be more!

[@Mordecai02]

@@FormerlyBlue You should bring this mod to Deadwater Gaming's attention. Their playthroughs of mods like these are legendary. In fact, they've even done *voicework* for some of them!

[@Shoebil]

They just wanna smoke, drink cocktails, and watch a movie. What a chill bunch of folks.

[@skyattraction7695]

"There are many options here. You can smoke".

[@zyriantel9601]

Makes you wonder how they worked up the energy for a civil war in the first place

[@dr.bright6272]

The chill Stormcooks vs the Legion who want nothing more than, white clothes for the emperor, guns and phones.

[@Donbros]

@@skyattraction7695pros

[@realdragon]

We all can relate

[@1995JediMaster]

Man that guard brought up everyone Heller from Starfield, Ceasar from Fallout, and Dragon from Skyrim. He successfully referenced every Bethesda franchise in one voice line.

[@zyriantel9601]

And he’ll kill them all!

[@liamsaxbury]

​@@zyriantel9601 he can't he took an arrow to the knee

[@zyriantel9601]

@@liamsaxbury Aw, bummer :(

[@Raoul.]

@@liamsaxbury that line most likely doesn't exist in this version of the game so he totally could

[@Fatih-ut7xr]

Very educational video. Things I learned: Your responsibilities heals you It is a misconception that people should not smoke. Anxiety should be considered a friend. Skeevers produce electricity Its obvious that you should wash your hands before eating but you should also speak with Jarl Big Ball Before You Wash Also this comment is sponsored by Raid in Skyrim.

[@FormerlyBlue]

lol good rundown! Yeah I considered making a Raid Shadow Legends joke but decided not to...

[@dtimmm]

So pikachu was a skeever

[@Bluyiia0]

JARL BIG BALL 😭

[@AzureLlama]

In conclusion: a greek philosopher possessed google translate to create this mod.

[@wastrelperv]

​@@dtimmmPretty sure that is already a mod.

[@StormEagleCH]

“I have a bad idea and I need to buy a new game” Funny, that was my exact same thought when I bought the anniversary upgrade

[@FormerlyBlue]

lol too real.

[@JSmooth2691]

"if you do this to me, you owe me." Bro is gaslighting you for doing shit for him, into doing more shit for him 😂

[@Jonas_æ]

The priestess going "Alhamdulillah" freaking killed me 🤣

[@younousyoutoube]

This got me good this was so fucking unexpected 😂

[@michaelhayes1609]

"What is this gibberish?"

[@tylerdavis3]

God that shit was so funny😭😭😭

[@matthewkendrick8280]

Allah is the one true divine

[@thealmightyuntensil2368]

​@@michaelhayes1609Racist af

[@speedyhomo]

Recently lost a family member and "you chose a wrong time to lose a loved one" made me laugh so damn hard. Really needed that unexpected line lmao

[@timhammond908]

To be fair, I think that was foreshadowing, considering his dear friend was at the end of the cave.

[@strogonoffcore]

I know how that is, yesterday it marked 7 years since my mom passed away, be strong ♥

[@JB-xl2jc]

It's so good, it's a translation of "You picked a bad time to get lost, friend!" LOL Also, sorry for your loss

[@CrazyAbdul1000]

I cant believe the priest actually went "Alhamdulilla" xD

[@Paarth1660]

The fact that Fly Amanita was renamed to American Airlines was amazing😂

[@bosniagaming2708]

There’s a zero percent chance they didn’t manually do that themselves but whatever

[@statoilbensin2190]

Yes because it feels like flying after using it XD

[@fiendishbean]

@@bosniagaming2708 right because they went through millions of text lines just to make one thing a bit more funny than what google translating it over 40 times would

[@ryanocallaghan8833]

@@bosniagaming2708 Strongly doubt it is manual.

[@transsnack]

​@@bosniagaming2708Google translate auto correctes words it doesn't understand. It probably didn't have a word for Amanita, so it assumed it was supposed to be America. Fly getting translated to airlines isn't that far off, so it's more likely this was just a fun coincidence.

[@TheEmeraldWeirdo]

Best lines in the whole thing: "Windows requires a command prompt." "You are the fire. Where is the alcohol?" "So try calling. This number wants to talk to you personally." "He led the black bear to a hidden table in the great room and took me. Quite Simply."

[@sepelchurparadise4785]

"You are the fire. Where is the alcohol?" Can also be interpreted as a threat that he wants to set you on fire

[@crispykalechips]

Windows requires a command prompt got me so good

[@StrangeScaryNewEngland]

@@crispykalechips I feel like that was ana accident because of some unfinished modding code. Lmao. If it was an accident, that is even better

[@urmom-w9r]

When "Dolphin" walked in and just said "Biology." I lost it

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

13:22 "There are more important things to me than hearing your dreams" DAMN! HARSH!😂

[@Hayley-sl9lm]

"These people don't like the way I talk to my friends" every torturer's defense 😂😂😂

[@mialuthen]

"salt pile" becoming "there is a lot of salt" is so funny actually

[@consolemeerkat]

I love the small stories that somehow are created by this mod. It's amazing how random things connect because of the translations

[@FormerlyBlue]

Yeah it's so fun how the brain makes connections between different bits of nonsense!

[@RepeatedFails]

Crying laughing at the Bear part in the intro, I was anticipating what he'd say about us sneaking past the bear and he dramatically declares "before us is the King of Rice"

[@powersonic0123]

"You are the fire. Where is the alcohol?" Sounds like a pretty great pickup line

[@StrangeScaryNewEngland]

For a pickup line it should be "You are the fire. I am the alcohol." Lol.

[@TryHardCentral]

I interpreted it as a threat

[@MagisterialVoyager]

@@TryHardCentralIt’s both. 😂❤

[@jackweaver1846]

“Get a gun boy. I must find and save General Tully.” -Chadvar

[@FormerlyBlue]

Excuse me, his name is Feet.

[@RhysBartlett-xp5fe]

Chadeet

[@Ghost_In_a_Sock]

I can't believe I heard "you are better than me" coming out of farengar's mouth 😂😂😂

[@jexcampbell4557]

that’s the exact same thing that came out of my mouth when I watched this video

[@HighPriestFuneral]

"Do you go to Yuncheng often?" Is actually genius. In Chinese, Yun is "Cloud", Cheng can be "Municipality", (so district). So good ol' Name: is still giving his same spiel about going to the Cloud District often and mocking the player.

[@KweenSchnitzel]

spiel?

[@HighPriestFuneral]

@@KweenSchnitzel I had to look this up to see if this was even a real word or if it was local slang. Spiel: a long or fast speech or story, typically one intended as a means of persuasion or as an excuse but regarded with skepticism or contempt by those who hear it:

[@ghostsuru8429]

​@@HighPriestFuneralI was today years old when I realized I was very old. Didn't know people don't know what spiel means. 😂😢😢☠️☠️☠️

[@hazeltree7738]

​@@ghostsuru8429I know what spiel means, you're fine

[@firstgatemusic]

I love how Privacy On Firefringe's nonsensical AI voice still sounds more human than original Farengar's

[@FormerlyBlue]

lol yeah the AI is hit or miss, but sometimes it's surprisingly good! I like the Female Child voice.

[@VortexKiller2]

XD secret fire got translated to privacy, I love it😂

[@cianmoriarty7345]

Come to Dragon's Reach to discuss the ongoing hostilities like all the other great warriors?

[@peterlewis2178]

@@cianmoriarty7345 You forgot the period: "Come to Dragon's Reach to discuss the ongoing hostilities. Like, the rest of the great warriors?"

[@trippbond41]

This actually feels more realistic for an alternate world. Even if you could understand the words they speak, you'd be unlikely to understand their syntax, idioms, and metaphors. Akin to really good futuristic fiction where the protagonist wakes up in the future and there's an entirely different dialect, set of idioms, slang, etc.

[@ellie-za-bif]

The draugr deathlord being renamed dear friend has me DYING omg-

[@FormerlyBlue]

Such an emotional first boss fight lol

[@RealDeadBird]

The Sleeping Draugr named "A Short Break" tho......The feels..... powernaps ain't easy ya'll.

[@UndeadScience]

Being a big fan of languages, it’s so fun to see things like ‘eat the bones’ figuring out how that happened (bonemeal, obvi meal means food- so it switched around with a bunch of different terms for bones being food and being eaten and became “eat the bones”)

[@samuellund1377]

Or "You chose the wrong time to lose a loved one!" From "You picked a bad time to get lost, friend!"

[@voltapony75]

don't forget about your "father", potato.

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

I think "potato" was translated to "father" because in Spanish, potato is papa.

[@CrazyGaming-ig6qq]

The misconceptions of a real AI is many times more hilarious than I could ever have imagined.

[@ZK-ib2wp]

Delphine is Dolphin because that's literally what the name means 😂

[@kellirandoja]

I have never played Skyrim or even watched playthroughs of it, so I have no idea what the original lore is, and I am loving whatever the heck is going on here lmao. I havent laughed like this in a while. On to watch the second part now!

[@FormerlyBlue]

Welcome, glad you found it!

[@Andyjoe522]

OK, Jarl Big Ball fucking killed me.

[@FormerlyBlue]

Yeah I wasn't expecting that...

[@CommanderCentauri]

Jarl Ballin'

[@shinymainespoon]

So THAT's why he's called Jarl Ballin'!

[@mysticalacer94]

Knew the Jarl has big balls to rule Whiterun.

[@dancinswords]

There's never been a bottle labeled so powerfully. "This is my choice." "You are the truth that saves my life" is a pretty beautiful sentiment

[@butterbun7033]

"They serve cocktails" dude is just giving us a tour like we just moved to town?

[@baron3904]

Wild Garden had 4.8 stars before it burned down

[@sepelchurparadise4785]

Man named Opportunity said "Im late." I have never seen a meta joke be accidentally told by google translation.

[@KingGoobus]

"It is a misconception that people should not smoke" that sent me flying off my chair lmfao

[@cleverman383]

You must drink.

[@samuellund1377]

You must drink

[@gregdancz2108]

it IS a misconception

[@Swordsoulreaver]

Go see a movie!

[@Alysana2604]

You must drink.

[@Shoebil]

19:00 i got whiplash from just how serious she is, i genuinely thought she would have said a proverb. "My stomach rocked like my grandmother's basket."

[@DarkPoint46]

That is some vivid poetry right there🤣🤣

[@aniixgaming]

This is like having Skyrim themed sleep paralysis and I love it

[@sanfransiscon]

"You are the fire. Where is the alcohol?" A multi-layered pickup line!

[@50zezima]

That breaks my brain lol. In that case they would be saying that the girl or boy is the fire for the alcohol, not sure who the alcohol would be. God maybe? Consciousness? DEEP.

[@sanfransiscon]

@@50zezima The most simple way to read it is, "You're hot, let's get drunk." :D

[@akogi1987]

"Ride the white train"; bro he invited you to sit down and do some lines of coke with him😂

[@eternald6708]

13:55 "Anxiety should only be considered a friend, so why is it dangerous?" I ask myself the same thing every day!

[@dima_keller]

Considering how often I'm struggling to find levers in dungeons in this game they might as well be named "I don't see it" 😅

[@FormerlyBlue]

lol yes, true!

[@MrBrezelwurst]

I totally lost it at the "the king of rice" monologue

[@NotaCamelReallyImHuman]

Please, Please do this with the quest Journal as well. This would be the most hilarious way to play skyrim. You could genuinely feel like a foreigner with only a tenuous grasp of the local language.

[@FormerlyBlue]

What do you mean? The quest names were already translated

[@BelowAvgBarney]

@@FormerlyBlue I think he meant the quest objectives and descriptions were also translated

[@FormerlyBlue]

@@BelowAvgBarney Gotcha, yeah maybe we can cover those too!

[@atticusaurelius8474]

​@@FormerlyBlueand the player's dialogue please!!!!!!

[@NotaCamelReallyImHuman]

@FormerlyBlue Yes, apologies for the unclear communication, I meant the quest objectives. I also like the idea of the player dialogue being converted. I would love to play: Skyrim Stroke Edition™: Delirium of the Dragonborn A Skyrim in which you have no idea what is going on, anytime, and your choices are wholly unpredictable, despite your best intentions.

[@aidanrandom7689]

Delphine saying that she has a bad idea is terribly accurate considering that she wants to kill Paarthurnax 🗿

[@y3tti627]

The "Its the king of rice" part made me half think the bear was gonna get up n say HALLO NIECE AND NEPHEW ITS UNCLE ROGER

[@MagisterialVoyager]

🤣🤣🤣

[@helpimtrappedinikea6975]

this is like if oblivion npc behaviour was embodied into an english dialect

[@kevinthefabulous1118]

IMAGINE THIS WITH OBLIVION I would die

[@boat378]

Ulfric being the Tamriel ambassador for Marlboro had me in stitches.

[@CandyHatsuneWolff]

11:14 "It's like Christmas right now." Yikes, Feet, Christmas at your family's place must have been messed up!

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

How come?

[@BreadApologist]

I need this to be a series, I haven’t laughed so hard in months.

[@FormerlyBlue]

It will be!

[@Azazeyl]

especially skyrim content,this such a masterpiece XD

[@puppetfae]

"I have no hope; I am very tired." Me showing up to work every morning

[@ladislav-galgoczi]

When you played trough this game so many times that you already memorized all the words of all conversations it makes it even more hillarious.I was laughing so hard .Great job of making this.

[@eternalsummer8409]

“Skyrim is great until you get there, this world is beautiful, I have no hope and am tired” is definitely better than what he actually says ngl

[@Kings_Gambit_24]

I think we need a full series of this.

[@FormerlyBlue]

Glad you want to see more!

[@kuramathewolf]

if he does i want to see translated ,,i new hand touches a beacon XD"

[@eddieray]

YES!! This is a very unique series and way funnier than any other skyrim challenges.

[@soulmare333]

"I would give my life for Athelio. Alhumdulilah..." that actually kicked me in the teeth with how hard my head threw back in laughter. 😂

[@zak7an2]

i already lost it at "Windows requires a command prompt", this is gold

[@RachDarastrix2]

Like a snake.

[@Kai.CRoleplaying]

Have not laughed this hard to a youtube video in a long time, amazing content. All praise Jarl Big Ball

[@Rxanne28]

Ralph:" Hello. Get up!!!" Wow. So pushy. 😂

[@MariaSky7579]

12:33 Blue: "is there paperwork?" Feet: "yes"🙂. Blue: *disappointed sigh*😓 Feet's immediate response was so good🤣

[@sordidcrypt]

Them calling dragons snakes throughout the video, and then finally determining them to be, in fact, snake dogs absolutely slaughtered me

[@FormerlyBlue]

Oh people are SUPER confused about what dragons are in this game. And what animals in general are, apparently.

[@baron3904]

On a very base layman's eye level are they even wrong though?

[@TheAzrai]

Reminds me of people calling alligators "swamp puppies."

[@CallofFreaky]

Is that a big snake

[@siimsoasepp9031]

The item names are way too funny, oh my lord. The rags + wooden spoon is the best combo - "Greasy spoon" "and a wooden spoon". Marvelous.

[@cretexus0605]

For everything that you consider holy, please continue this series i couldn’t stop laughing

[@FormerlyBlue]

Good to hear it!! I'm pretty confident there will be more :)

[@lilium9361]

i love how delphine's name turned into dolphin lol

[@FormerlyBlue]

Yeah that's perfect lol

[@LnmHive]

I wonder how Parthunaax turned out

[@lilium9361]

@@LnmHive god i hope it becomes partysnacks lol

[@brialapoint2608]

Delphine does mean dolphin though

[@Ryu1ify]

I don't even want to guess how it got "goblin attack" from Orgnar

[@RachDarastrix2]

I haven't laughed this good in 200 years.

[@zonule_]

This is pure gold. I think this mod could very likely give Skyrim an extra hundred years of playability, not that it even needed the help. Thanks for developing the mod!

[@FormerlyBlue]

lol a hundred sure is a lot, but I'm so glad I could bring badly translated fun to my favorite game!!

[@MrFlyingLamma]

Fighting a dear friend as a final boss of a dungeon is so thematic it's almost avant garde. Like, even in the lore the fact that you are a dragonborn, and they used to be high priests that worship dragons, like come on that's awesome.

[@stoopidapples1596]

24:10 he says 云城 (yuncheng) which literally translates to cloud district

[@Shoebil]

Nazeem...sorry, i mean Name: never wastes an opportunity in any universe to mock us for not visiting Yuncheng often.

[@Wheelchair_Sam551]

@@Shoebilhe’s actually Talos’s evil counterpart

[@makipom]

I love how stamina potion was translated to "More Than Medicine". The guy from Markarth with a "Stallion's Potion" can tell you that for sure, wink wink

[@margusiraptor9729]

This language mod is a gift that keeps giving. It gets more and more hilarious 😂😂😂

[@xNightOwlzZz]

I think this is the longest time I've ever smiled and laughed in literal years. Gonna send this to my mom so she can laugh too since we both love Skyrim!

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

I've never played Skyrim so this is my first experience...😅

[@Alysana2604]

Wholesome af. Wish my mom liked videogames lol

[@macrons593]

How did she like it

[@xNightOwlzZz]

@macrons593 she liked it too, we kept sharing lines we thought were funny. Now we have more inside jokes

[@2thatonegirl16]

idk if it's because i'm feverish or not, but this had me laughing so hard i got light headed. i would love to see more of this lmao

[@FormerlyBlue]

Glad you enjoyed lol

[@bagofbags4315]

*panicked* “you are talking to someone on the phone!” 😂😂

[@MashupsByMandy]

Imagine how awful it would be to travel to a universe where people speak the same language as you but all the words mean different things. It is like the most mildly annoying dimension.

[@CallofFreaky]

We have no way of knowing

[@Jay3up]

Iv always wondered what playing Skyrim while high on bath salts would be like and this video perfectly showed it

[@jinnturtle]

22:22 Mushroom called "American Airlines"? I guess it makes you... fly xD

[@CallofFreaky]

Sure does

[@laurettadelmar2781]

I love back-translating these and figuring out how the translation got there. Like ‘eat the bones’ came from bonemeal. Makes sense really

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

I think "potato" was translated to "father" because in Spanish, potato is papa.