Star Wars: Modern Lightsaber Battle

Truly epic lightsaber battle in Star Wars!
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[@MrTVCow]

Who's here after watching the new trailer? :D

[@ShadowDragon-cw7wb]

Swiss army lightsaber! Somehow Disney managed to go even further!

[@italyanisa1821]

That nunchuk lightsaber looks dope and weird

[@Model_BT-7274]

Me

[@theofilos9942]

Me

[@--Paws--]

You read our mind

[@TGG104]

2:52 The fact that it’s singing the Imperial March song is adorable.

[@Tmtrnr22]

😍

[@tenryuta]

i think some of combat ready LS come with bluetooth nowXD

[@noblenormie1179]

Lost Halo weirdo

[@Dropdeaddonuts]

Lost Halo they said it was cute, not that they're the only one to have noticed the reference. but hey whatever strokes your ego dude. just know you look like a jackass on that high horse of yours, cause this is just a comedy video about star wars.

[@RyanLeanardoe]

@@losthalo428 do you feel important yet?

[@sharms_silly]

yes

[@OnlyL3G3ND]

Darth Jar Jar this is awesome

[@berzerk9488]

Aren’t you a little young to be trained in the ways of the Jedi

[@ab-do7li]

Darth Jar Jar YOU FORGOT TO SAY YOUSA

[@Xenon-yx8lb]

Qui Gon Gin hello my masters master

[@vd6070]

@@dwad8710 Yes, Master.

[@_grievous_the_epok_gamur_7140]

*Now imagine General Grievous finding out about this..*

[@themostbritishpersonalive868]

Noooooo

[@_grievous_the_epok_gamur_7140]

Yes

[@overlordb1989]

*(Heavy coughing)*

[@enderthedark5843]

Right Back At You Buckaroo A FINE ADDITION TO MY COLLECTION

[@radude4763]

Thibson34

[@leyrua]

I love how even the Jawa's rifle has winter gear on.

[@DarthKiller456123]

Well you cant have these metal parts starting to freeze

[@cara-seyun]

Camouflage too

[@yoshikagekira2311]

"Oh, we're allowing modifications, huh? Gimme a sec..."

[@calebadcock8262]

Graham Smith phineas and ferb Star Wars special

[@demon_xd_]

It’s been two months, what are you making, a cylindrical, bladed space station with the capacity to flail, so it can rapidly slice moons, planets, and stars?

[@nikolasEMT]

me: BOW SHAPED LIGHT RIFLE (?)

[@alexphotiou3607]

So how the modifications going? What are u even making? A penis shaped blade?

[@JonathanTheTrombonist]

It’s a Phineas and Ferb special citation. I watched that film like 20 minutes ago, then searched for this lol

[@kamieaston3016]

"Old school wins!" *Gets shot in the back* Sounds old school to me.

[@mistamysteriuh]

Jawa shot first

[@sadchild9478]

PhantomKiller76 Star Wars Theories new video.

[@Triunity4]

more like got shot in the front

[@XionXIV243]

So uncivilized

[@apotato5757]

Ok

[@grogonator5485]

Star Wars 7: The Force Awakens Star Wars 8: The Last Jedi Star Wars 9: From His Sleep

[@nobodycares6817]

Star Wars 10: To Eat Some Cereal

[@kissingfrogs106]

Star wars 11: and go to the bathroom

[@YanosProductions]

Star Wars 12: then takes a shower

[@sleepyf3827]

Star Wars 13: to get out of the shower

[@lamarkP22]

Star Wars 10: Take a poop

[@jw201144]

I love how he sings the empire theme as he walks away so cute

[@Haydenlax_34]

Everyone gangster until jedi pull out a Minecraft lightsaber

[@GattToDaChoppa]

Lmaoooo

[@RoProReal]

*insert revenge here*

[@someonesomewhere8869]

[REDACTED]

[@lvbboi9]

that happened, this vid has earned It self a dislike

[@DiamondHoe]

LVBBoi no u

[@nickirmen6671]

I thought they were speaking hutt-ese until i remembered starwars fans exist in russia as well

[@BlueRitter]

He doesn't say anything on german , it's all because of his voice

[@enterthehyuver4747]

They are speaking Minions not russian

[@mo-s-]

@@v-Lex-v lol. Do mean the word that sounds a bit like *Scheiße!* ?

[@sirskitariibush5570]

@@v-Lex-v can you tell me exactly when he says "sheiße"? I can't hear it

[@sharpener3864]

@@v-Lex-v He said "Чёрт..." [ch'ort]. That translates as "Damn". As Russian I can say, that there was no German language at all.

[@melonlord7443]

the dark side of the force is a path way to many abilities some consider to be unnatural

[@sumdud2129]

Have you ever heard of the tale of Darth plagueis the Wise? It's not a story most Jedi would tell you

[@Salieri01]

Eli Babad could you guys atleast quote it right

[@sumdud2129]

@@Salieri01 sorry

[@thatdude3230]

Right you are,

[@kvolmVID]

Эмммм... согласен... Я: чо это

[@battlelord9253]

Not gonna lie, the Sith’s costume is amazing.

[@CaptainFordoAlpha-77]

Yeah, and the jawa's outfit is unironically an awesome idea for a jawa operating on a cold planet.

[@FrancescoDondi]

Hey, remember when we thought a silly lightsaber design was the worst thing they could possibly do to Start Wars? Those were good times.

[@alexeiharp7676]

Now it's part of what can happen best.

[@marlonaleman1036]

But the war has been going on for years

[@koopagrandfleet]

Glenn Merkle I do too

[@MrJerichoPumpkin]

you know that in the expanded universe they used lightsaber WHIPS? Also do you understand that lightsaber is a silly concept per se and that those Jedi morons use a weapon meant for stabbing as a bokken?

[@jnoirj3124]

@@MrJerichoPumpkin Yep, but the new Star Wars is still shit.

[@SDesWriter]

LMAO....I love when they had laser people on the end of their blades fighting each other.

[@kairyavila9401]

Love. Love. Love. 10000000000000000000000

[@codychambers3311]

There called stick men NOT laser people

[@thanhdanhvu5886]

Cody Chambers Laser men since they’re made from laser

[@theredpillneo2296]

Dan Velman HOW DO U ALL KNOW THERE MEN

[@thanhdanhvu5886]

OH NO

[@strangevision99]

When he said old school wins, I thought the camera was going to pan up and reveal a lightsaber Death Star.

[@kennethpolk8565]

jason bourne

[@fot6771]

+Landale Star same

[@xinfinity8532]

Light saber Death Star?

[@UsernameXOXO]

+Landale Star I was hoping it would just go on forever, cleaving the whole planet in half when he swung... can't always get what we want!

[@samufinland5765]

+KingZub That was exactly what I was thinking

[@zerombr]

I love how careful the jedi is, spinning that minecraft sword

[@schlenderman1589]

We need more snow jawas. This needs to be a thing

[@SickVoid]

Snow Jawas ARE a thing. They arent much different from the Jawas on Tatooine tho.

[@jedediahgordon4064]

the snow jawa was badass, so wanna see that

[@stevenkimdmd]

(In Christopher Walken's voice) Guess what? I got a fever, and the only prescription is more Snow Jawas!!

[@daffygoose784]

With a purpley red long lightsaber and a a BFG gun

[@priestly8164]

Snawa.

[@vsGoliath96]

"What's in the box?" "A weird knife that lines up with the wreckage of the second Death Star, but only from a very specific angle, with a ruler attachment that points to one room where you can find a poorly written mcguffin that helps you fly through glowing red space cancer to reach a hidden planet where a zombie who shoots lightning lives." "That sounds fucking stupid. I don't want the box anymore."

[@BusinessWolf1]

Is that the new movie plot?

[@thetimebinder]

@@BusinessWolf1 Yes

[@evandevore2627]

That might be the best summary of it I've ever seen

[@SaintVakos]

Wasnt it mcmuffin?

[@calamatuz]

Why u calling palpatine alightning shooting zombie lmaooooo

[@bullsquid42]

No, what's in the box? WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING BOX?!

[@unlimitedbreadsticks885]

His baby pictures.

[@johnconnor654]

bullsquid42 trainload of coke

[@mikhailkirichkov66]

bullsquid42 You don't need it.

[@knallpistolen]

bullsquid42 no, no ,no . .. :P

[@brobra4752]

bullsquid42 vodka

[@mistertwister2000]

Oh yeah, back when everyone thought Kylo’s crackling blade was what all the lightsabers would look like in the sequels

[@danydady6851]

In their defense, that's what half of them looked like

[@aguy7566]

All the lightsabers? Wdym there’s only three😂

[@guacamoledolphin]

The Joke when the force awakens came out they thought every lightsaber would be all crackly

[@aguy7566]

4 - lom yes I am aware haha. I wasn’t exactly an infant when it came out.

[@guacamoledolphin]

The Joke ok i am sorry have a good day or night

[@Lots17]

In soviet Russia you don't fight with a lightsaber. The lightsaber fights with you!

[@andrewsheridan612]

lame...

[@thevoid3246]

just two glowsticks smacking eachother with some fleshy meat sticks

[@lilholm9446]

The lightsaber fights with *US*

[@IsabellaaaRider]

In soviet Russia you don’t fight with a lightsaber. You can’t afford a lightsaber..

[@dsennack7792]

Bandit Da Lil Drug Dealer ak 47 much better anyway

[@FrostAzgori3167]

Blaster fire is red The death star is round It's over anakin I have the high ground Edit: 1 year later and thx for the likes. Nice poem guys. Also i know it was copied but why do u care? I doubt the guy i copied it from even made it. Edit: 2 years later and 18k likes, damn.

[@thegamemaster479]

Toxic Frost hahahahahahaha

[@FrostAzgori3167]

man of culture

[@jacquelineoleary8132]

What...

[@kingquality1484]

Roses are red I wanted to be a father Obi-Wan you fool You underestimate my power

[@alanhiding1471]

Beautiful

[@avoughtf4u-4corsair19]

I bet that box has an embarrassing photo of Spongebob's Christmas party.

[@randommemerguy5070]

Jaminator it does

[@user-kr6uj9zh5t]

I'm really Rassiun Comunist

[@garrettsattem4799]

MERRY CHRISTMAS, SPONGEBOB!

[@MiloMcCarthyMusic]

Nice pfp

[@TheguyfromJurassicpark3]

No, it's Marecel Wallace's soul

[@dutchvanderlinde2531]

6 years later disney be like: LET’S DO THIS BUT IN ANIME

[@omaygot5331]

Also Disney: I also don’t give a fuck about legends

[@cantthinkofaname5046]

@@omaygot5331 legends ain’t that great; it had some good stuff, but I don’t mind that it got scrapped

[@celex1341]

Lol

[@brodybrown6921]

@@cantthinkofaname5046 yea a lot of stuff in legends was pretty wacky. I did like the force unleashed and some of the boba fett comics tho

[@Firemast]

@@brodybrown6921 Matter of taste I guess. I liked Thrawn and the Yuuzhan Vong.

[@freakycookie101]

WHAT'S IN THE BOX

[@OmniRadio]

some stuff what kind cool stuff get loot crate every month

[@wetyewruyrtsutrdhjfg]

+freakycookie101 Spongebob's embarrassing photo taken during christmas.

[@freakycookie101]

Sumgai I like you. ;)

[@Firestar4041]

A better question would be: who was he taking the box to? also I NEEEEEEEEEEEED IT!!!!!

[@Zerpderp0]

Vhat's in the box? How much of vhat's in the box is worth? Storage Vars. heheh

[@MrJellyton]

When the sith spoke i was like "oh wow an alien language!" then i realized that... I was the alien all along..

[@atomikaI]

he was speaking russian...

[@allright21654]

@@atomikaI so, alien, yeah

[@kirikg1618]

Этот язык зовётся русским

[@HexterXD]

(clacking sounds get louder in the distance) (coughing gets closer) Jedi: “Oh lord not agai-“ General Grievous: *”THIS IS A FINE ADDITION I SEE!!”*

[@AJLord]

A fine addition to my collection.

[@kater2310]

A FINE,FREAKING,ADDITION TO MY *cough cough* COLLECTION

[@Kriz10010]

A fine *cough* to my collection indeed

[@tomatogenesis]

"proceeds to slaughter the jedi"

[@c3por2d29]

"I will deal with this Jedi slime myself"

[@literallyeverybody1809]

1:40 Social Distancing Lightsaber Battle

[@schrufix5567]

underrated comment

[@_Killkor]

They knew in 2015, they have prepared in advance.

[@DavidRay39]

The phrase "social distancing" needs to die already. Physical distancing is much better. We as humans socialize a lot. It's quite impossible not to.

[@bruhjustreadmychanneldesc.5131]

Nobody: Disney trying to impress the SW community:

[@pudimjogando1198]

Technicallythetruth

[@akam9919]

*SJW

[@micaha.9756]

The only thing is, Disney didn't create the cross guard lol. It's been in the EU and legends.

[@Theycallmethek3]

Fuck off

[@sketchydude8431]

@@micaha.9756 What's the point in a lightsaber Cross guard if there's that gap exposed between the blade and the actual cross guard?

[@soundwave8466]

Cold War in a nutshell

[@JohnDoeKek]

And the US, won! :)

[@ethanmouloudj8750]

John Doe Neither won, despite the US saying it won, but yeah, kinda, I suppose...

[@flameconvoy7424]

John Doe neither really did anything

[@JohnDoeKek]

@@ethanmouloudj8750 Why neither?

[@creditsunknown7974]

@@JohnDoeKek because Peace, a truce happened, no need to use those 10000 missiles america, go for korea, we only have like 100, ....... please

[@chase1146]

the battle axe saber is fucking epic

[@overaptordude6161]

+chase1146 Don't swear

[@chase1146]

Overaptor Dude ill swear all i fucking want dude

[@khorndemon6077]

+chase1146 it looks ridiculous .But not so ridiculous and stupid like garda on lightsaber.

[@Wirelord]

+Khorn Demon Wtf, it's not used as a guard, it's used to balance the lightsaber man.

[@Wirelord]

+Neg Ative It's not there to be a guard, it's there to balance the lightsaber.

[@netfan7117]

My favorite part is when the Jawa takes the saber, looks at it and says "Old school! Just like Darth Vader's"! Suddenly, my heart feels warm.

[@wwlb4970]

In Soviet Russia force awakens YOU!!

[@sadplatinum6786]

XD

[@ZTFProduction]

+Valdemar Butor HAHA !

[@TotalRookie_LV]

+Valdemar Butor Don't know about being awaken, but people there are mostly *forced* for pretty much anything, that right.

[@wwlb4970]

SwineNahNah Well, I live in a deeply post-soviet country and that's mostly true.

[@TotalRookie_LV]

Valdemar Butor I was born and grew up in USSR, but at least I don't live in Russia, what they have done in recent years was really surprising and unexpected, why would anyone want to return to 1990s or even earlier. It's insane! Perhaps the answer is - that's not what they want, but their leaders are too stupid to evaluate the consequences of their own actions. Besides, likely we should have expected it, like in Germany of 1920s and 1930s in current Russia revanchism is a strong driving force.

[@singleproppilot]

The music is the “Mars” movement from “The Planets”, by Gustav Holst. This symphony was a huge inspiration for John Williams when he composed the music for Star Wars.

[@robbparker805]

Emerson Lake and Powell did a cover of this one their only album together.

[@123mickymouse123]

Holst has had huge influence on modern symphonies and music in general. Parts of the Star Wars soundtrack are near identical for example, and Lost woods from Zelda is based on parts of Jupiter I believe.

[@jesseholywood1161]

WHAT'S IN THE FUCKIN' BOOOOX?

[@galelululu]

Porn.

[@ourtube4266]

Oh shit, this is turning into a sex thing real fast. Pack your bags kids, we're leaving the Internet

[@AWSOME91000]

Embarrassing photos of spongebob at the Christmas party

[@Karv3r]

PUT THE GUN DOWN DAVID!

[@Charlgun]

You don't want to know what's in the box

[@fishecllub3652]

i like how he put on protective eyewear and the other guy stands there, chivalry and bill nye levels of safety, i must say that this is worthy of an oscar

[@aydon1276]

I liked the bad CGI ship landing. Really reminds me of the prequels.

[@breakfestbacon7159]

Uhh reminds me of ot

[@bonkobonko6707]

+breakfestbacon How, there wasn't any terribly animated CG ships in the Original trilogy. The only CGI in the films was the Death Star computer plans.

[@chrise76776]

no! the old movies are so bad the new ones r way better! thats what my cousin said unfortunately she was hit by a car i also lost my drivers license weird

[@minecraftmalaysyamim5559]

Minion voice

[@Mr33500]

Chris Purple Why would you get pissed at her for telling the truth?

[@carsonkacirek4612]

In soviet russia, lightsaber fights lightsaber.

[@mrjukeboxparty4563]

Arcorior in Soviet Russia you don’t fight with lightsaber lightsaber fights with you

[@wryb7507]

In America you fight with light saber * Brody clip * in Soviet Russia light saber fights with you * another Brody clip*

[@primedesiree]

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. John 3:16❤️😍 🙏Say this quick prayer: Dear Jesus, I admit that I am a sinner deserving of Hell. I am guilty for breaking your holy commandments. I believe that you died on the cross to pay for my sins, were buried, and bodily resurrected three days later. Please forgive me of my sins and take me to Heaven when I die. I now believe upon You alone, apart from all self-righteous works and religion, as my personal Savior. Thank you. Amen.🙏❤️😍😘🛐✝️

[@thanos_6396]

Arcorior INCORRECT IN RUSSIA LIGHTSABER FIGHTS YOU!!!!!!

[@Julianicos]

@@DifferentVid yes we are

[@iimarxii]

Disney do be making toy lightsabers look like this

[@electric_creeper]

There's a mix and match lightsaber i bought. I can mix different lightsabers with special connectors.

[@Egtard]

@@electric_creeper Blade Builders

[@electric_creeper]

@@Egtard Yeah, Starwars Blade Builders.

[@A_HollowSoul]

i legit would by the minecraft lightsaber

[@edgemaxxer1573]

Looking at you blade builders

[@leyrua]

This is reminding me of how the Jedi Corran Horn had a trick where he could triple the length of his lightsaber... except for that time he did it and accidentally shorted the whole thing out and nearly died because he had disarmed himself. 😂

[@claudius3359]

oof 😂

[@leyrua]

@@claudius3359 Yeah, the only reason he lived is because he was REALLY good at that trick Vader used to absorb blaster bolts.

[@vettelfan17]

Okay but the dual saber was pretty cool though, Corran used it brilliantly in the first Dark Tide book (goads a Vong to charge at him then increases the saber's length to kill him)

[@adamdaniel1704]

Never get in the way of a jedi's new pair of shoes.

[@tanningbed4bred]

*Yes* 😂

[@jabberwocky1707]

Doc Martens?

[@TheBoozer1975]

StormJordans

[@Bapll]

Have you ever seen the Phineas and Ferb Star Wars movie? They do the exact same thing XD Nice visuals btw. They look really good. Also the sound design.

[@omegaoverl0ad]

I know right!

[@ItsADud]

first thing i thought of after i saw the thumbnail

[@diffdimgamerseven9986]

A lot of fine additions to my collection tbh

[@hplaserjetprom501dnprinter5]

The box contains a stash of prequel memes.

[@tsonava4223]

Its over Anakin! I have the high ground!

[@mr_lucif3r823]

*Aggressive Yoda MMMM*

[@hoogis]

It contains a bunch of embarasing photos of Grevious in a Japanese schoolgirl outfit

[@liar2k5]

Linctonamor ....

[@GothamKnight-hsw4vx526430]

Many Bothans died for those memes

[@ReincarnatedGhost1]

You know I half expected him to activate the lightsaber that extended to the of the trees. When he dances around with it, he inadvertently cuts a branch from the tree and it crushes him. I can see I’m disappointed lol but great video!

[@spiderjerusalem4009]

plot twist : modern lightsaber battle is showoffs, there is no spinning or even fight

[@superp1904]

What r u talking abt? 1:40 there was a fight

[@kraxusgaming9483]

@@superp1904 like for a second but your not wrong

[@user-df7px1tg4b]

It’s a battle of who can out flex the other

[@RoboBlue2]

This ended up being better than the new movies.

[@hassaneeen]

HAHAHAHAHAHA best comment

[@l0sts0ul89]

True.

[@catoboyproductions7098]

Not really...are you just so nastolgic of the classics that your blind to the new? There was a few dumb things like the purple hair bitch but the new movies are fantastic.

[@PS3SniperDude1998]

Catoboy Productions 😂😂😂, no, the new movies are not fantastic.

[@catoboyproductions7098]

@@PS3SniperDude1998 LOL yes they are

[@vicctorree500]

When the 2 smart kids have different answers:

[@Valentina-uc2sr]

Then the teacher tells them they're both wrong

[@vicctorree500]

2:27

[@immersegrafx]

Ratatubies XD you straight up copied the top comment on the “duel of the fates” video smh

[@vicctorree500]

Immerse Grafx ?

[@immersegrafx]

Ratatubies XD kzbin.info/www/bejne/rp28dKuYd7-Iebs scroll down until you see a comment by “Wyattblue”

[@neptune-op4dj]

"Your lightsabers will make a fine addition to my collection"

[@irefusei9716]

What inside the box? Its an embarrassing picture of spongebob at the christmas party

[@Oizio606]

Refuse | Gaming Channel lol I watched that episode

[@19TheFallen]

+Refuse | Gaming Channel Wanna know what's inside the box? The cut of the first three star wars movies where Anakin Skywalker is actually a competent, skilled and lovable Jedi up until the moment of his fall instead of the cut where he is a whiny, wimpy idiot who was ripe for turning to the Dark Side right off the bat that we got!

[@CRAZY-M6641]

YUP

[@cmderfox5396]

Refuse | Gaming Channel it's next month's lootcrate early.

[@finhudson2938]

This reminds me of the phineas and ferb star wars special

[@Ouch.3]

Fin Hudson yes!

[@brunobrx3599]

Ah yes, the best Star Wars thing Disney has done

[@saswhodareswins1621]

Me too

[@KurtDoesStuff]

Tf are you talking about isn't this the special right here? Shorter then I remembered

[@Mr_Storm_22]

@@Ouch.3 Rouge One?

[@viktorrhee6149]

That was actually pretty good. I have had REAL low expectations going in.

[@obamagaming1270]

The guy working on his saber at the beginning is like when Phineas skywalker had the battle that decided the fate of the galaxy with darth ferb

[@kiwirageleedong9247]

177013

[@darthvader7375]

I wish we had those lightsabers back then...

[@ProjjectDelta.]

Back when you were Anakin so you could protect your wife or...well I assume that

[@gaushaus]

Or rule the galaxy...

[@MrX-ok3jq]

Would it of been .... wizard?

[@kyloren6258]

I agree

[@_DuongNamKhanh]

You can always teleport to modern dayXD

[@Shrekfromthehitmovieshrek]

They literally made toy lightsabers like this tho lol

[@dujeanhickling61]

Oh yea I remember

[@jacidstorm2592]

@Anon Commenter those are still a thing

[@bakurasplanet4502]

*It's dangerous for a lone Jedi to transport his new NIKE LeBron 17 shoes through the woods nowadays.* That Sith Lord and Jawa were Jay & Silent Bob *"What's In the Box?"*

[@josephge4223]

Mind trick worked on that Jawa

[@BalroomBlitz715]

Holst’s Mars really ties this together, considering The Planets is where John Williams got his inspiration for the Star Wars ost

[@user-nf3kz9ee2n]

It puts together Mars and Venus. This is a musical masterpiece!

[@BalroomBlitz715]

@@user-nf3kz9ee2n Oh, dang, you’re right! One word for it: *nice*

[@MultiNaruto900]

1:31 That's literally just a large fan.

[@Farcry5AttackersGamesLegacy]

Lmao

[@BLUEYOCEANOUTUBE]

So.... what's in the box?

[@miguelisaurusbruh1158]

*You don't need to know what's in the box*

[@user-tr5rl9kc5i]

@@miguelisaurusbruh1158 ты не хочешь знать что в ней.

[@miguelisaurusbruh1158]

@@user-tr5rl9kc5i understandable, -have a great day-

[@user-tr5rl9kc5i]

@@miguelisaurusbruh1158 Удачи.

[@reliant1701]

LootCrate, probably

[@itsalinz8646]

How the hell did this guy craft an emerald sword i want one

[@mo-s-]

How the hell did he craft the lightsaber??

[@Nevshl]

1 iron 4 emeralds

[@DriverNeku]

Mods

[@Nevshl]

@@DriverNeku Just craft them in survival

[@user-bv8gi5qo6x]

Говорят, что в коробке лежит нормальная трилогия сиквелов

[@Евгений_Пилявский]

Не, сынок, это фантастика.

[@G0rguleR]

Годная шутейка...

[@Alg0r]

Мало нам загадки, что лежит в чемодане из "криминального чтива", так теперь это))

[@mehrunesdagon3906]

А этот ситх похоже дарт маус

[@rebeccacummings6697]

ummmm I don't speak russian

[@jasonkeats931]

0:51 so we're allowing modifications huh? gimme a sec

[@goodblueblox]

Lol, Phineas and Ferb Star Wars!

[@Jezzibolt]

Star Wars RPG characters after the DM says you can use mods

[@GSCBrowning]

But what's in the box?

[@OJtheModerator]

You don't want to know.

[@Zichfried]

You really do not want to know what is inside the box. But I think it is a pizza.

[@euphoricbacon]

Its a loot crate

[@charliegodwin3607]

Oh. youre verified

[@Tracer_Krieg]

A head... Of Cabbage!

[@Draug0]

Hilarious! I thought the light saber in the movie trailer was kind of ridiculous, especially considering that the metal part of the cross guard sticks out from the pommel, making it functionally useless. This is a great parody of that.

[@Proterragon]

it isnt used as a hilt, it's an exaust vent where the unused energy from the blade goes out. Lightsaber form the trailer for SW VII is used as a regular lightsaber it just has more power (wihch im not sure what that exactly means,i mean should it cut trough ,,usaual''sabers or what :P ) trust me after endless disscussions on 9gag SW nerds finally came to an agreement :P

[@Draug0]

David Janjic I don't care how you explain it or try to rationalize it, it still looks ridiculous and unnecessary.

[@Proterragon]

hey i just tried to help u understand...it's ur opinion and i respect it u can worhship unicorns if u prefer it idc. but also-it's their universe and they can do whatever they like it and bunch of ppl seem to go with the crowd on hating new star wars,just like they did with prequel's... and that's sad

[@Draug0]

David Janjic I'm not hating on Star Wars because it's the in thing to do. I simply think that light saber looks ridiculous and this video parodies that perfectly. I know a lot of people are complaining about the black storm trouper, as they are all supposed to be clones of Jango Fett, or the R2D2 head playing soccer, but I really could care less about those things. That light saber just looks ridiculous, simple as that. And people didn't like the prequels because they were poorly written and directed and just shitty in general compared to the original series.

[@Proterragon]

i think that nostalgia is the problem but w/e also black stormtrooper is balck bcs empire started recruting ppl into their army cuz clones aged too fast and kamino was destroyed (not featured in movies i think,not sure)

[@Theonetruewonderfly]

I'm looking at when this came out, and I actually consider this a lovely snapshot of a moment in time: Back when we had the promise of new Star Wars, all we had was a teaser trailer, and the biggest complaint was the look of the bad guy's lightsaber. Lots of fun speculation and no bad plot twists to ruin our memories. This was good times, in January 2015.

[@FangsofYima]

This reminds me of the one intro scene in Worms Armageddon where they try to out-do each other in weapons

[@yagzyigitgursoy7873]

Fangs of Yima

[@joshkaminsky9772]

Fangs of Yima p

[@bestworldolive8384]

Fangs of Yima k

[@tick1691]

Fangs of Yima it's a dick measuring contest

[@johnperez4556]

Fangs of Yima kk

[@alagaan0]

Nobody: Man I wish I had an extra camera Apple:

[@Jab-lx1xf]

The new light saber pro x that doesn't do anything different than a regular light saber and only has 52 other ends that don't do anything only for a price of 69,420,420.69$

[@TheKonch]

WHATS IN THE FUCKING BOX

[@hoatangnhu4091]

Feferffere

[@ThePowerfullEnergy]

It's my dick in a box

[@Wistbacka]

The cake from portal

[@timomastosalo]

You don't need to know.

[@FR4NzIT]

Marco

[@horrible15]

The fact this video 7 yrs old and looks this good

[@quillette4130]

Me and the boys when we find sticks in the woods

[@commandercody7594]

Jawas on an ice planet? Seriously?

[@MrShackleforth]

Hell yes

[@commandercody7594]

Johhny Shackleforth Dats what I like to hear B)

[@liamtzinch5225]

Its russia

[@commandercody7594]

Лиашер Тзинч lol its RP so it is not Russia :)

[@AlexzeyAbebrus]

Maybe on Tatooine's now winter))

[@EnderHero]

Darth Vader: **takes out an entire hallway of rebels** Darth Maul: You should get an upgrade **ignites double bladed saber** Kylo Ren: 3 in 1 **ignites crossguard saber** General Grievous: You fools! 4 beats them all Darth Thumbnail guy the wise: *I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you*

[@notseki404]

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Thumbnail the wise?

[@nr-5usrrobot802]

ur local greedy green cat No?

[@rebeccacummings6697]

Kylo Ren's crossgaurds are for defense not offense

[@joshthehollow5254]

The inquisitor: haha spinning lightsaber go brrr

[@mrzirak792]

@@rebeccacummings6697 Kylo Ren actually use crossgaurds in offensive way in The Force Awakens, in duel with Finn

[@thenutstealer]

1:32, ok, you had my curiosity, but now you have my attention

[@SuperZez]

(Needs goggles to use small tool that gives off sparks) (Doesn’t need them to use searing hot pillar of burning death)

[@SuperZez]

Mongolian Dutch Oven So imagine how much worse a lightsaber must be.

[@justchopstick9898]

SuperZez lightsaber is only bright if you place it into your eye

[@whatthefuck5398]

these glasses were useless in his situation btw, he would've needed a welding mask

[@user-uz2bk1hs4c]

They could just make a light wall around the person. Then easy pesy run into the enemies killing evryone.

[@thehale_]

2 2 look out for explosives. Also, how would it be projected 🤣

[@spankenbacon]

KingFin 6 put lightsaber above head and helicopter blades to fly around in just a giant ball of lightsaber

[@marvin25310]

Be careful not to fall or drop it cause else it's collateral damage

[@IskandarTheWack]

Lightsabers are hard to make and the crystals are rare, the one kylo has is just one that wasn't properly refined so it's got that issue.

[@binksedumacation7141]

@@IskandarTheWack only rare for the Jedi because they have to get natural crystals the sith can easily mass produce if they wanted

[@lotusluminance5872]

*"Your lightsabers, shall make a fine addition to my collection."* - General Grievous finding out about this, probably

[@soplet6121]

This one is far better than the new Star Wars trilogy.

[@bernardoheusi6146]

But gayer Rainbow lightsaber? WTF dude?

[@kingleyhobo5193]

I mean you dont know that. The 9th isn't out yet

[@LayerZlayer2000]

Wtf bruh 🤣

[@metaljacket8128]

THIS GUY HD Uh...you okay, bruh?

[@herozilla5458]

@@thisguyhd6591 no u

[@awkwardmoments1539]

Id pay 500 for that lightsaw By 500 i mean 5.00

[@mutoss2450]

Minecraft lightsabers are better

[@Jrlomay]

How about 40k?

[@veerpanchia1899]

"Best I can do is five bucks"

[@triplehomicide666]

Hi fat piggy how are you?

[@reinhold1616]

Enderdragon Huang American pidr idiot

[@lemonface_seal442]

This is not the Loot Crate you’re looking for.

[@tygo9504]

Are you talking about Fortnite?

[@quinncaie2593]

@@tygo9504 you can't get loot crates in Fortnite

[@lancetheking7524]

Remember when Disney made the umbrella Saber that blocks minigun blasters

[@curtismcpsycho8212]

That sounds disgusting but how did it look?

[@Verg887]

@@curtismcpsycho8212 I dont remember correctly, but it looks like 4 sabers spinning on a special handle which looks like umbrella. To be honest its looks disgusting.

[@curtismcpsycho8212]

@@Verg887 I hope I don't ever see it

[@sukhjot3992]

Kills sith then asks whats in the box. Jedi uses mind trick Walks away singing.

[@boktai10]

Ironically it was singing the empire theme aka Darths Vaders theme aka the clone troopers theme from attack of the clones

[@speedyflames7106]

This Video: Published January 19, 2015 The Force Awakens: Published December 18, 2015

[@impervas5801]

@@user-fh8tw1yt5g Че ты такой грубый?

[@ohyeahyeahohyeahyeah6771]

The trailer was out then.

[@user-xz8id3ob8x]

И?

[@arbetor12]

this is brilliant so funny

[@lslamshui]

Is true

[@user-dp3hb3qw7q]

응?

[@Adam-vo6tv]

calm down, it wasnt that funny.

[@Sir-Raph]

[Shifty Hooded Guy]: "What's in the box?" [Sketchy Jedi Dude]: "My new pair of *_Jedi Nikes-_* I mean, piss off! Go eat a _deathstick_ and rethink your life..."

[@samgamgee6508]

Death Pocky

[@imanalien3733]

It seems the force of the KZbin recommendation algorithm has once again brought us together brothers

[@justas423]

I think they're speaking Russian...

[@Ni999]

@Julian Hen Yes. It's a space language called Russian.

[@Ni999]

@Julian Hen Using a doll, can you point to the exact spot on the butt where the internet hurt you?

[@Ni999]

@Julian Hen Goodness. Snarky remark that backfired, failed attempts to cover it up by claiming you made a joke, and now this, trying to deflect your problem on others. You have my complete sympathy. _Poor Rosita. Poor, poor Rosita._

[@Ni999]

@Julian Hen Oh no, now you're annoyed that you still can't sell it! _Poor Rosita!_

[@zurabsiradze7822]

@@Ni999 what is your problem dude? Why so salty?

[@shirosocool2938]

Everybody gangsta till he pulls out the quandruple lightsaber

[@user-zq1tc2yh4l]

Приятно, что соотечественник или товарищ с постсоветского пространства (страна в описании канала не отражена) делает такую годноту!

[@xxKuro1]

Hah that Axe lightsaber looked pretty badass xD Tho its funny to see everyone overreact at the new lightsaber design when they have light fucking whips haha

[@Sergeilol20]

the funny thing is that those lightsabers with handguards werent even new, they had already been in some comics

[@JediEternal]

***** It's also funny the reasoning people have for why it's stupid, like the crossguard just getting sliced off instead of blocking a lightsaber. Which makes no sense if you know how they work. =P

[@xxKuro1]

Exactly The only downside i see with the design is that you'd have trouble using this sword if you are a master of the classic saber, because you would be prone to slicing your wrist off with the movements. So the thing here is that this sword would use different techniques than the regular lightsaber, thus cutting yourself problem solved Im really looking forward to see if the 2 extra exits are actually what others speculate they are ''Vents to eliminate some of the power so that even non jedis could use them'' or something along those lines You know like a rebel badass saying fuck you ill use a light saber even if i have to drill holes in it haha

[@JediEternal]

You don't have to be force-sensitive to wield a lightsaber, neither Han Solo nor General Grievous are Jedi/Sith. Further, lightsabers esentially emit a condensed beam of plasma, there's no reason to have to 'vent' anything to keep it stable. The two extra ports are exactlywhat they look like: a crossguard. :)

[@xxKuro1]

JediEternal I see o: Intriguing, intriguing indeed. Thanks for sharing the knowledge Eternal Jedi *bows*

[@rubinaeric86]

What's in the box!!!!!!!!!

[@quakeroats5103]

MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!

[@Minib31]

LOL!

[@Minib31]

nice

[@kyanos-asteras]

It may be Luke's lightsaber.

[@tentro9059]

Loot crate !!!

[@xXReimuHakureiXx]

Axe saber was alright. Minecraft saber was gay.

[@legitsniper3211]

Actually The Minecraft Saber Was Pretty Cool!

[@glaciere-sama3529]

+phjon87 A sword can't be happy, silly ^^

[@xXReimuHakureiXx]

ılıllı Turles is lost in the internet ılıllı You're the silly one. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Wirelord]

+phjon87 Saltyboy.

[@xXReimuHakureiXx]

Ronald Bakunin Do you want fries with that?

[@matthewlee8667]

2:02 That Jedi is insane! He's channeling the power of The Dark Side of the Moon!

[@soldier_6641]

Jawas... on a snow planet? Why?

[@masonsykes2240]

BILLY MAYS

[@soldier_6641]

I don't get it.

[@OldieWan]

Did it subvert your expectations?

[@captainbirch9835]

It's not snow, it's white sand

[@OldieWan]

Billy Mays did a lot of cocaine. Snow as the kids called it back in the day.

[@projectkraken-agario3013]

2:20 *To Be Continued*

[@leslieshipman6075]

Lol

[@meteor710]

2015-Awesome 2016-Awesome 2017-Awesome 2018-Awesome 2019-More Awesome

[@Itosalix]

This was better then the entirety of the last 3 Star Wars trilogies.

[@thing1240]

0:43 box: clearly important Jedi: throws box on ground Box:

[@RonaldStepp]

at 2:00 what was so fascinating about "Old School Wins!?" They kept looking up and I wanted to see what he made. But they never showed it.

[@JoaoPedro-tp7bl]

Ronald Stepp Perhaps the saber began to grow infinitely or was giant

[@RonaldStepp]

They just seemed so fascinated by it that I thought surely the view would pan up for one final awesome joke.

[@creeperboss3247]

İt was a normal lightsaber

[@creeperboss3247]

+Creeper Boss hence the saying; "old school"

[@TheJagger85]

+Mr_Doofus And the sound effect was old school too i think. :D

[@weaponizedpizza8825]

I still don't know why everyone takes the piss out of the crossguard lightsaber.

[@breuzgarcia3190]

Superb Temminator because its shit and retarded design?

[@MusicMcMania]

Breuz Garcia it's not it's actually an old design that was in the star wars comic books but the saber whip is way better

[@weaponizedpizza8825]

The saber whip sounds impractical, but at the same time awesome.

[@MusicMcMania]

Superb Temminator it's very hard weapon but very practical the only problem was that if you didn't master it there would be a chance that you could hurt yourself look up these things the history of Star Wars is pretty cool

[@dwiatas8106]

Because THEY THINK disney invented the crossguard lightsaber lol when you hate, everything seems wrong

[@ElisonTheDuck]

We need a 2022 edition where the duelists stay 2 meters from each other at all times