Catching Hazamada! (Part 2)

[@isuruFO]

“you’re gonna kill jotaro by stabbing him in the head” oh no if only star platinum has a fast reaction speed

[@manuelmateo3392]

Not like Hazamada knows that.

[@panhandlenev]

Manuel Mateo that was the point of the joke

[@panhandlenev]

Manuel Mateo btw almost all of ur comments in this vid are “not like hazmada knows that” that was the point dumbass

[@alex_9949]

He got rekt by a Rat's ricocheting darts. He'd be dead

[@undead-kun1185]

@@alex_9949 yes, he did not expect the bullets to ricochet, but part of the reason he lost was because those darts melt flesh. Do you seriously think Surface/Show-off controlling Josuke to stab Jotaro with a ballpen will do anything? Do you think ballpens are as strong as flesh-melting darts?

[@mercuricchow]

I love how Jotaro doesn't question Josuke taking his pen lmao

[@kaiserwave5977]

I don't think he even noticed him take it

[@juliiju0484]

@@kaiserwave5977 a guy who can stop time? I don't think so

[@odod2898]

@@juliiju0484 What does stopping time have to do with it

[@Jo-Wilbe-Dina]

@@juliiju0484 What makes you think he would stop time just to check what Josuke is actually holding? He only uses it whenever his life is at risk, not for inspection.

[@shend2992]

"Josuke what is that screw on your forehead ?" "Uuuuh....." "ORA ORA ORA ORA" *Mission Failed, we'll get em next time*

[@PrincessPeach4206]

You need more likes 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@ilovememes3919]

LOL

[@flowey389x5]

Yeah.

[@user1173y]

Im the 666th like and it october😈😈😈😈😈

[@wasiplayseverything]

"Josuke what is that screw on your forehead ?" "Uuuuh....." ""Your SCREWED" notice the pun? "ORA ORA ORA ORA" Mission Failed, we'll get em next time

[@Eisenbison]

"Let's take a little trip behind the restroom" ...Oh my God.

[@susiemccallister9352]

eventually, Hazamada stopped thinking.

[@bruhwhatsthat7812]

"Oh... Faster... Ohhh"

[@ee5142]

Bruh what's that no no no no

[@bruhwhatsthat7812]

@@ee5142 "nooo you guys can't put it in the same time!!!"

[@mrmrmr672]

@@bruhwhatsthat7812 "Haha, funny human stick go slap!"

[@channelgoingthroughdevelop1668]

This just goes to show one good deed will always lead to another.

[@saladspoonami4563]

69th like

[@aqrmzzn]

dirty deeds done dirt cheap

[@snackboxone364]

Dirtier deeds done dirtier cheap

[@temptemp1192]

Filthy acts done at a reasonable price

[@Snifie880]

Do a dangerous crime,get a dozen dimes

[@Tuxita99]

Josuke just takes Jotaro's pen right in front of his eyes and he doesn't care. I find it funny lel

[@suedecadet9211]

omg omg omg ahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@netherdominater9960]

Jotaro can probably afford a case of 100 of those pens, so he has no real reason to care that Josuke took it

[@JohnyMiko]

he didnt even ask "josuke why the hell you got my pen, i need it for writing" and josuke be like: no answer and jotaro go like ora ora

[@Nightlingbolt]

He just got done listening to how a copying Stand takes control of its victims. He probably had Star Platinum ready to go the second Josuke took the pen.

[@shahidjamil7087]

​@@Nightlingbolt Damn i never thought of that. He has experience dealing with stands.

[@Mobilizes]

Jotaro, 10 years ago, he got stabbed with knife to his entire body, yet survived. Got his hand eaten by eating flesh stand. And got shot by a car stand with gasoline and burned. And you thought you could stab him with pen to kill him?

[@manuelmateo3392]

Hazamada doesn't know that.

[@panhandlenev]

Manuel Mateo that was the point of the joke dumbass

[@MrBuinhubinh]

@@panhandlenev it was not really a joke because it actually happened lol

[@panhandlenev]

@@MrBuinhubinh the joke i was pointing at was brotato's comment

[@MrBuinhubinh]

@@panhandlenev oh ok

[@lapotato9140]

i like how the bar is clearly up in that shot and there's no train, it's purely just the noise and not even the viewer notices anything wrong on the first time around

[@HoutarouOrekiOsu]

Except when you fully expect it

[@PKFIORE]

"why did josuke take my pen?" Jotaro Kujo 1999

[@lapotato9140]

"whatever. just as long as he gives it back later, i like that pen."

[@theworlddio2477]

"Yare Yare"

[@FrostyWhite]

yare yare daze

[@Sora-ui9qt]

Min0rity Report nO Doki Doki flashbacks

[@404User-Not-Found]

@@Sora-ui9qt Yare yare daze... why did you had to ruin this with ddlc?

[@AceBattleStorm]

Even if hazamada hadn't gotten attacked, star platinum probably would have stopped josuke from stabbing him

[@biggiecheese9533]

Probs not cus if the death is instant like hazamada said then star plats ts wouldent work cus jotaro would die and the ts isnt long enough its only 0.5 secw

[@trout9610]

@@biggiecheese9533 That doesn't really matter. Star Platinum stopped a gun shot point blank, and I'm pretty sure SP has protected Jotaro when he was unaware before.

[@riddlerthediddler4392]

@@trout9610 as long as it isn't more than one thing attacking him hes fine (that's how he lost in deathbattle it was like dio's knives but each one was a clone of someone who can kill humans with one hit)

[@PillsHere69]

@@trout9610 Except that Jotaro knew exactly where the bullet was coming from. The issue isn't that Jotaro couldn't stop the pen, it's that he simply had no idea the attack was even about to happen.

[@vladtheimpaler9577]

Thing is that both Star Platinum and Jotaro have lightning fast reflexes so the moment Jotaro feels slight pain in the back of his head he will have star platinum stop the pen while its still penetrating the skin. Yes Star is defiantly fast enough to do that.

[@TBrizzle01]

4:14 One of the reasons why Part 4 is my favorite. I love these short, dry-humor moments with the narrator.

[@myanuss908]

3:43 okuyasu's dad

[@teedoes]

SPOILER ALERT I think that's his uncle His dad is,you know... An immortal pickle chicken

[@sidneymendoza3153]

The Doge of Serbia wtf dude😂😂😂😂

[@Deros_]

Its a cmoon hairstyle look at Fungami Yuya

[@jarrellpets]

Dio turned him into a pickle Funniest shit I’ve ever seen

[@watergamer6446]

@@jarrellpets that's so funny imagine if he called himself "pickle dad," that would be the only way to make it better

[@humanwreckage4563]

Star Platinum always reacts to danger. Subconsciously, Jotaro knew he was totally safe.

[@Danielgil28893-x]

Always... Whitesnake wants to talk with you

[@MatheusSantos-xp5lb]

I love how the guys say that Josuke is a good guy and he has the same appearence of the guy who fucked they up

[@nittayoshifumi8252]

Probably said it was a similar face or smth

[@ddhdhshshshs3532]

Poor Jotaro... he lost his $200 pen

[@juliiju0484]

They can get it with their stands

[@sliceoflife7582]

1:07 Jotaro:"Oh yo"

[@burneshortliver2161]

Gotta love how Jotaro didn't notice Josuke taking the pen from his pocket

[@buiucminh6668]

Hazamada: Knows about Jotaro’s stand and its stop time ability *Also Hazamada: Don’t know Star Platinum can catch a bullet at closest range *

[@internetduck1114]

Jotaro: has faced unimaginable injuries from his adventures and has a stand that can stop a bullet or an unexpected knife attack. Bad guy thinks he can kill him with pen

[@SnailSnail-lo4pm]

Bad guy WHO KNOWS ALL ABOUT HIM thinks he can kill him with a pen

[@Nehfarius]

Those thugs are so considerate. Taking Hazamada behind the restrooms so that, after they're done beating the shit out of him, they can flush it.

[@DoctorFail]

you know you dont need to open ur mouth to scream. a "MMMMMMNHNNN" woulda worked too.

[@mercuricchow]

Imagine that situation tho lol

[@tartartaglia4839]

R.I.P. Jotaro Kujo 1972 - 1999 Was murdered by his 16 y.o. uncle with a $200 pen

[@vladtheimpaler9577]

Could Josuke have Crazy Diamond stop his own arm? Or couldn't he just use Crazy Diamond to break the glass and show Jotaro the fake Josuke.

[@dallama2616]

I dont think he can use his stand while being controlled

[@vladtheimpaler9577]

@@dallama2616 Yes he can. We saw it earlyer in the episode in the looker room. When Show-off/Surfface paralyzed Josuke he sent his stand to destroy Show-off but it was barely out of range. So we already saw Josuke use his stand even while controled.

[@dallama2616]

@@vladtheimpaler9577 oh right. Well Araki just didn't think of it at the time

[@manuelmateo3392]

By the time he realised he's being controlled, Surface is bringing down the pen on Jotaro. Josuke was unprepared for Hazamada's counterattack, but he was banking on the bikers showing up to get him.

[@feivellazuardi1867]

Josuke: *takes jotaro's pen* Jotaro's mind: why is josuke taking my favourite pen jolyne gave me? Well, as long as he give it back to me

[@psl6145]

And people said Shigechi deserved to die because he was annoying. Hazamada literally manipulated a guy into stabbing his fucking eye out with a pen just because he didn't like the same manga that Hazamada did. He should've been incinerated by Kira instead.

[@runbutonjapan5567]

Koichi: We made it in time! Meanwhile in Morioh, but some time after. Jotaro: I made it in time!

[@りんか-x1f]

4:24 ねえ！レッドホットチリペッパーおらん！？電灯光ったの絶対音石やよね！

[@gesame_ame1211]

ダッセェって言いに現れたよ このあと

[@ProjektTaku]

josuke: oh no how will I warn jotaro? if only my stand had the ability to speak.

[@Tunasos]

3:44 oi jouskeeeee. I got ur back

[@jasperc6101]

As you can see, Jotaro was standing still, so he was already ready.

[@WeaponXSigma]

Stand User: Hazamada Status: Out of commission

[@bathtubbarracuda2581]

0:17 2:04 that DIO reference though

[@Gazing-09]

Bathtub Barracuda What reference?

[@bathtubbarracuda2581]

The soundtrack is a variation on his theme.

[@يحيىعبدالحليم-م7ص]

Jojo serie in a nutshell: plot twist of plot twist of plot twist That's what makes it a great serie, just one episode is enough

[@mimi-jk4zz]

コートのポケットからボールペンを出されて気づかないのか？承太郎よ✒️

[@gesame_ame1211]

何となく回避されそう で、オラオラオラオラオラオラ

[@もこうめんたん]

身内だから相当油断してたのでは？

[@quintara1131]

Hazamada: I stab jotaro in the head with this pen!!! Star Platinum: HAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHQHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@يحيىعبدالحليم-م7ص]

Joske got the peace ☮️ and love sign 💜 That's what makes his costume great lol 🤣🤣

[@romerobert2981]

Josuke is lucky that breaking surface doesn't damage hazamada

[@Gazing-09]

0:28, Cookie when you're happy? I thought you make Cookie when you're pissed of! LEL

[@xnyzcyz]

Everybody Hazamada until Okuyasu's dad takes you to the restroom to beat you

[@ProjektTaku]

3:32 wow josuke's such a great guy.

[@リーリーリーボーイ]

サーフェイス別に性格悪いわけじゃ無いんだよなぁ

[@mrinfinity5557]

I feel like josuke could have used crazy diamond to shove jotaro out of the way, since he should still have control over his stand

[@hypermaeonyx4969]

kinda funny but weird to see a stand user get thwarted by normal people

[@noctarin1516]

Jotaro probably would have probably Ora'd the pen before it got to his skull.

[@g4ken1130]

1〜2分で開かずとかw

[@AraAra-pw7tl]

So, that doll isnt his stand? Or else he would've been dead

[@CrystallizedBlackSkull]

Pot Of Greed It just posseses dolls

[@GaleHUN]

It's like love deluxe. If the stand gets hurt, that doesn't effect the user.

[@deadaccount5238]

3:11 *he's the true hero*

[@flowey389x5]

Man i love josuke and jotaro.

[@DJ-po4mt]

0:29 the moment Hazamada fucked up

[@underray19]

We all know that star Platinum would of stopped the pen anyway right?

[@deleted4913]

Yeah

[@zawild-berd9306]

2:29 jotaro survived a road Roller falling on him . And if he would die by stab wound he would have died from the knife which was thrown by dio and hit jotaro in the head in part 3 . Hazamada should have researched about jotaro before trying to do a fools game.

[@Mark-tq7bf]

He literally has a long ass hat with a book under and the knife is shown to not stab his head just graze him. So yeah he would die. Although I think Star Platinum can react to that shit fast enough

[@BIONGAFT_PHIGHTING]

4:25 why is that lamp flickering RED HOT CHILLI PEPPER

[@MatheusSantos-xp5lb]

Jotaro would be so fucking confused of why the fuck did Josuke take his pen just to trow it

[@Handsome_PolyGon2]

紫の服着たやつ億泰みたい

[@照屋愛弓]

愛らしいスライム それな

[@山口昌子-n5w]

3:44アーーーーーーーー♂

[@照屋愛弓]

松本死刑囚 wwwwww

[@クーガー-r6s]

ちょいと便所裏まで....

[@waluigist]

even if he did attempt to stab Jotaro, sp would protect him from the pen

[@TEA-w5h]

Josuke stabs jotaro with a pen Jotaro: huh Jotaro turns around: the wind is strong today

[@TheEarthdeity]

Did Josuke just forget that he could still use Crazy Diamond while under possession? Or was his own hand outside his range XD

[@SageTKYO]

I think it's because it won't do anything due to how the puppet kind of gives him super human strength like when he hit Koichi so hard he both hit him at a far distance and also broke a door without his stand so his crazy diamond probably wouldn't be able to stop it, but who knows. I think it's due to certain range due to how he was able to use it when he wasn't in range but like I said who knows

[@anhdinhlamduc5700]

He aslo don't know how to use Stand jump like Jotaro (he used that in his fight with DIO).

[@ennyuiui]

@@SageTKYO no its because of araki forgot, his stand range is 5m, he couldve used it to push jotaro away but yeah.

[@manuelmateo3392]

@@ennyuiui By the time he realised he's being controlled, Surface is bringing down the pen on Jotaro. He also wasn't close enough to Josuke was unprepared for Hazamada's counterattack, but he was banking on the bikers showing up to get him.

[@kyuunaka6338]

ボールペン「解せぬ」

[@beirbhandari5112]

0:53 Buddies!

[@virusgaming1365]

Even if copy josuke tried to stab jotaro, star platinum would have just yeeted him

[@_YourFlyIsOpen]

Wait, if you break a stand like that, shouldn't it's injuries also happen to the user? (Hand breaking off, getting punched to pieces)

[@manuelmateo3392]

No, the entire point of the "I am wood, stupid" scene is to showcase that Hazamada does not get damaged when Surface does. He punches it, and he doesn't receive a punch in return. Surface is one of several exceptions.

[@sol8449]

Stands that possess physical objects ( Like Yukako’s hair and Hazamada’s doll ) don’t reflect the damage back to the user. So, if Yukako’s hair is cut, she won’t die. In the same vein, destroying Surface wouldn’t kill Hazamada.

[@MrJedroi258]

That plan was dumb anyway. SP could catch a bullet shot from point blank.

[@quag6989]

Couldnt have josuke have used crazy diamond to knock the pen away?

[@manuelmateo3392]

By the time he realised he's being controlled, Surface is bringing down the pen on Jotaro. He also wasn't close enough to Josuke was unprepared for Hazamada's counterattack, but he was banking on the bikers showing up to get him.

[@Link9058]

@@manuelmateo3392 He knew he was being controlled the second he saw Surface in the mirror. It’s just an anime plot thing that doesn’t matter too much anyways

[@runbutonjapan5567]

Josuke: "freacking trying to kill Jotaro." Hazamada: "gots kicked in head" Jotaro: *H M M.* Somethink wrong, Josuke? Star Platinum TW what watch at Josuke since he got pen: ._. XD

[@zedsoin2761]

I like are the stand was permanently deactivated by being punch to shreds

[@TheGamingBatmanNPC]

Funny thing is thise guys who just beat up hazmade were the bad guys hazmade was the good stand user thhis episode cuz those guys were making fun of him so he got them back

[@matthewhamilton2913]

They made fun of him because he scuffed his bike? And the then would've brutally attacked them were it not for Josuke intervening

[@buggarific]

0:37 bruh who gave him the pass?

[@Wildcard-Jack-47]

Why didnt joskue just tell jotaro to get away from him he tried to do it with koichi and this time hazamada was taking his time with the attack

[@manuelmateo3392]

By the time he realised he's being controlled, Surface is bringing down the pen on Jotaro. Hazamada also wasn't deliberating all that much. Hazamada was also having Surface hold Josuke's mouth closed. Josuke was unprepared for Hazamada's counterattack, but he was banking on the bikers showing up to get him.

[@vergildante8947]

ボールペンとるとき、コピーの方右手あるよな

[@照屋愛弓]

Vergil Dante 再生できるのかな？

[@瑠璃-q7p]

鏡合わせとかに調整できんじゃない？

[@shrek696]

At the end you can see red hot chilli pepper in the light

[@megahylian72]

[Perfectly Cut Red Hot Chili Peppers]

[@津軽じょんがら節]

4:08スタンドを粉々に破壊してしまったら、本体である間田君の肉体にフィードバックされるのでは⁉️

[@東山源次-y4g]

確かこの話の前半でスタンドを木の人形に憑依させてるから一般人にも見える的なこと言ってたので多分この時点ではスタンドが取り付いてないと思います

[@カオス-k5h]

ボールペンで条太郎倒すのは無理筋

[@sheerheartattack359]

3:06 "STARFISH"

[@wenniemarielobitana5702]

Wait so hazamada still a stand user after josuke broke that doll?

[@wenniemarielobitana5702]

@Nick Gurr thx

[@dawgthehell]

wait if josuke if jouske breaks show of how is hazamada not dead

[@hellatze]

Josuke really steal.

[@ukognos1169]

Show Off: Josuke looks like Indian version of actual Josuke

[@ivythay4259]

*Surface

[@ukognos1169]

@@ivythay4259 eh, tbh I don't care about the names at all

[@BA__NO]

バイクの2人いなかったら負けてたような…

[@ダイソン-q7u]

そうだなw

[@plastic0995]

And then he becomes a good guy

[@bluestormpony]

surface be at 3:23 be like "fuck this shit im out"

[@watergamer6446]

0:49 *_expand_* -dong- *_stand_*

[@bruhsky9134]

jotaro took a knife to his hat how do you expect him to die to a pen

[@manuelmateo3392]

It's not like Hazamada knows that.

[@Z組の田中]

ちょいと便所裏でやらないか？

[@Tamagotopia7]

3:47 ﾝｧｰｰｰｰｰ！

[@蜜ハチ-u8s]

サーフィス右手無くなったのに、なんで、ペン持てんねん笑

[@dadandsuesreactionsreviews7943]

What happened to tamamai?

[@manuelmateo3392]

He got put in the hospital.

[@spoons2562]

He got pummeled tf out

[@arctohru]

why josuke no use his stand?

[@manuelmateo3392]

By the time he realised he's being controlled, Surface is bringing down the pen on Jotaro. He also wasn't close enough to Josuke was unprepared for Hazamada's counterattack, but he was banking on the bikers showing up to get him.

[@LaryanJackson-eg3be]

I don't know how hazamada lived

[@X_Zangetsu_X]

Serves him right

[@oppaiking7869]

so does hazamada just not have a stand anymore or what

[@Mark-tq7bf]

I think he just needs to buy another wooden Doll or some shit. That or it regenerates after some time like what happened to Yukako. I mean her hair went white and she lost a lot of it but it still got fixed her next appearance

[@fritzdqmillennialantipolo4787]

Anyone got hooked on this episode

[@smartyboi7848]

Couldn't josuke just use crazy diamond to warn jotaro

[@manuelmateo3392]

By the time he realised he's being controlled, Surface is bringing down the pen on Jotaro. He also wasn't close enough to Josuke was unprepared for Hazamada's counterattack, but he was banking on the bikers showing up to get him.

[@gakvunumb1fan]

josuke would be a great doctor

[@ggwp9317]

he's attend to kill jotaro? 😂😂😂 what a sick joke is that?

[@dontcareaboutmypfp2768]

Is it Shining or Crazy diamond?

[@mercuricchow]

Crazy

[@ivythay4259]

Crazy Diamond...as you can plainly hear him say.

[@mercuricchow]

kooreiji deeyamoundo

[@piramidasukcesu9417]

It's part 4, not 2.

[@aaronxd6891]

It was part 2 of a two part video

[@piramidasukcesu9417]

@@aaronxd6891 Ah, alright.

[@aruka4573]

最後に何でか、電球が、、、

[@もちますじんと]

仁人あのフラグ

[@ソーセージレジェンド-f3j]

玉美治してやれw