MSSP - Matt's Proprietary Dong Wax

[@scorpionz982]

I like how the blend never got more complex than just straight coconut oil

[@TiltvikLHS]

Be careful dawg, the shamans west coast legal team might come after you for spreading the proprietary blend without consent.

[@gordona7081]

It’s proprietary

[@cornelionsqween8028]

what about the chocolate magic shell dip?

[@charliec2966]

Where do I buy?

[@VaanshLakhwara]

He’s got a real slick dick thought

[@peanutarbuckle2980]

matt is a real life "its always sunny" character

[@fallout3freak360]

Matt as regular at Paddy’s is a great idea

[@GlassofAIDS]

I like Shane, but as I've been getting into MSSP it's incredible how much Matt's brain is what drives the pod.

[@marcusrussell3716]

This is the greatest description of Matt.

[@hungry6012]

Dong wax sounds like a sunny plot device

[@rudiguliani4243]

@@hungry6012 Fight milk, kitten mittens, and dong wax belong together

[@jimmyrustler8983]

"The oily bird gets the ringworm" - Sun Tzu

[@scozzbaggs9224]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@catfishvodka6668]

Top kek

[@Manhandle730]

Malcolm X said that bro!!

[@mikeyeee]

Good one😂

[@sl1ck557]

That deep sigh from Shane whenever Matt has an insane idea gets me every time.

[@mikumonsoon]

“i’m doing exercises to get my foreskin back” LMAO

[@WalkingPaceWP]

stolen valor on us foreskinned dawgs

[@CapcomGod]

unironically works tho can confirm from experience kek just not in the r*tard way explained here

[@junior1388666]

He's culturally appropriating south americans

[@TimmyMcGowan]

“my yeast infection *might* have something to do with my foreskin reconstruction exercises” just on another planet lmao

[@MattH-wg7ou]

"Dude! Youre a fucking space cadet!" Is the most accurate description of Matt that I could imagine lmao

[@padtully95]

@A Z when you call someone a space cadet that basically means they're off In space, or eccentric or just a weird dude

[@zerocool5395]

@A Z What does "Out to lunch" mean?

[@zerocool5395]

@A Z Super crazy gay dudes are fun.

[@jacobs1047]

@A Z I hear this in Canada, it means that your body is there but your brain is out to lunch

[@Pneubeteube]

The more I watch this podcast the more I realize that Matt is a modern day alchemist, in philosophy and practice

[@marshallblansett9254]

With the state that America is in it's a good sign that people like Matt are getting into these practices.

[@B.C.101]

​@@marshallblansett9254 And dong wax is only the beginning.

[@TheSpagheti]

Philosophy, practice, and proprietary.

[@Deeplycloseted435]

There is something about Matt, that makes him seem like a smart 14 year old. Like he’s smart and dumb at the same time.

[@T_D_B_]

Curiosity plus naivety

[@wsoares89]

Fr. He is simultaneously one of the greatest philosophers to ever live while also being one of the stupidest humans to ever exist

[@FreddieJ65]

Legit!

[@margaritaandthemasters]

​@@T_D_B_ plus a huge dose of teenage confidence

[@ithinkimarealboy2402]

Don't besmirch Matt. He is wise beyond his years. The Shaman guides us Dawgs.

[@Supreme_Sals]

0:13 That initial huff exhale from Shane is so hilarious

[@John_Notmylastname]

That exasperated exhale from Shane right after Matt said men can get yeast infections. LMAO

[@jwoahlnt]

Lmao matt is the funniest human being on earth I swear. Shout out manhood shout out jelking Shout out dong wax

[@peanutarbuckle2980]

Used to be. Before he had kids and got married. This is five years old.

[@nickinskeep]

@@peanutarbuckle2980 that'll happen

[@rudiguliani4243]

Lurk more newphag. The shaman is an expert in Jelqing not jelking

[@jwoahlnt]

@@rudiguliani4243 lurk more? Smd pussboi

[@melodydantalionmellowastar1990]

@@peanutarbuckle2980 I'm glad to hear he's living the dream

[@stickynicky8908]

Maybe my favorite arc throughout the whole cast is Matt’s messed up dong

[@booognish]

What about Tybalts messed up hole?

[@BennyHueENT]

What about Shane's sliced p?

[@etbearflags8046]

Same

[@JrLv38944]

0:00 Genesis of Mccusker’s Dong wax 5:35 Matt’s clinic visit 16:48 Shamans long road to recovery 18:45 More Dong shenanigans / Doctor Mccuskers 25:25 Dong Wax side effects

[@freddymeisner]

Bless up

[@T_D_B_]

What a saga

[@zacharychristy8928]

Shane's sigh after Matt first said "Dong wax" said everything you need to know 🤣

[@deanatkins7568]

😂😂😂

[@sapermader2198]

Shanes reaction to hearing matt was back to applying homemade dick wax to his bird was like someone hearing a friend who is an ex alcoholic took back to the bottle 😂

[@milesshirley6251]

Shane breathes heavy in the beginning like “my friend is about to say some insane shit”

[@lw3894]

Shane reminds me so much of my late best friend. He would always be so shocked at my weird ideas and conspiracies and would always try to be the voice of reason but i was not having it lol Thanks for bringing back my fav memories boys

[@chocktaebolanca757]

“Dong wax, think about it.” This is the funniest man on Earth

[@rangeEater]

I’ve started syringing this stuff directly in my sensitive bellend and it’s working wonders. Not only is my yeast infection gone but my urethra is also permanently closed

[@T_D_B_]

Do you use a hot water bottle to get your crums out?

[@goofygoobergod1666]

Tic tac

[@KinoTechUSA69]

Doc McCusky's dong wax has saved my life several times over.

[@T_D_B_]

It's also delicious on toast

[@tbug50]

“Tell us the ingredients” “It’s a proprietary blend dude”

[@retrodadstl]

😂😂😂 its proprietary😂😂

[@quainejohnson4808]

It's so funny how they talk to each other in mortal kombat terms "the black dude stood behind me and Shao Khan'd the whole thing"

[@johnnyhammersticks88]

“Rx-stop touchin your bird” 😂😂

[@Dingleberrycrunch36]

For proprietary blends you still have to disclose all the ingredients, you just dont have to display the amount

[@T_D_B_]

Thanks for that info no one asked for bud

[@Dingleberrycrunch36]

@@T_D_B_ any time p.a.l.

[@Dingleberrycrunch36]

@@T_D_B_ stands for Personal Ass Licker, in case you’re wondering

[@strongbongus]

so you don’t have to put “100% coconut oil”, it’s just “coconut oil”

[@Stealth_boy]

My brother calls my schizophrenic sister a space cadet and I’m finally getting it

[@nickkerr5714]

1:22 and Shane cracked the secret ingredient lmao

[@Disc0-Delta]

Shanes so prophetic about what will happen about the dong wax

[@finster6266]

Matt’s the funniest man on earth I swear… fuckin dong wax lmfao

[@gunkanjima3408]

Who knew that Matt makes Shane look normal

[@Dom-mw8gk]

"dries your bird to kingdom come"

[@NoPe-n1j]

“You think they were taking a knee on me?” 😂😂😂

[@cullenshaver106]

I like how they keep referring to it as a rash despite it clearly being ringworm

[@thundercockjackson]

i mean it aint a worm

[@hugosabato7662]

This is one of the best pod clips you guys out out, holy moly I lol’d almost the entire time

[@tookie36]

2:06 Shane predicts the future

[@sethrobinson28]

Literally a concoction

[@paulfroelich1024]

Concocktion

[@T_D_B_]

Nice

[@smokyprogg]

Matt is the wikipedia "[citation needed]" tag manifest into a human, and I'm all for it

[@dalemcdade3010]

I love the subtle “join or die” in the back

[@geoff9905]

As soon as Shane asked, how did they conduct the std screening, every girl he's ever bagged screamed in unison.

[@yourdashingheroidol7909]

.....or every girl he DIDN'T bag......HEYOOOO!!!

[@910rado]

Or every boy

[@MichaelBrown-wx6zq]

​@@910radoor fucking not

[@Truffle_Pup]

8:33 Jesus Christ Shane... That really is how you get yourself shot in public 🤣🤣🤣

[@rodrigocarrillo3663]

One of the greater sagas in history

[@T_D_B_]

An epic tale for the ages

[@charliec2966]

McCuskie's Diamond Dong Wax. "Shine Bright Like A Diamond"

[@nvrted4809]

i am absolutely crying in the gym rn i cannot bench😭😭😭

[@RocketCityGardener]

Coconut oil, old spice, and tendy grease

[@1X2Y3Zk]

It is actually super common for people to catch ringworm from dogs…..

[@toshi7429]

he does wrestle naked with his dogs too. i remember matt saying his wife told him that his as5 was dirty once or something while he was doing it

[@trip4923]

If you go doggystyle on enough pups, you're bound to catch a rash or two.

[@T_D_B_]

Yiiiiiikes

[@Ballsandcheese19]

What about dog girls? Asking for a friend

[@SqueaksUofA]

That’s how I got one on my knee when I was little. Playing with beagle puppies in a dog pen.

[@AgentZ3R0.]

Can someone please get Theo con and Matt together for a podcast. I’d love to listen to them co-sign each others shit for 2 hours haha

[@Chibears1523]

Did you watch the one recently?

[@ChasingFin]

Got a HEP C ad at the end of the video 😂 thanks Matt for battling!

[@Initial__B]

saziraph hit me like a 432 flute

[@everyvillainislemons7583]

“Reconstruct my bird”

[@NoFlu]

Porn parody of the post-bellum south...

[@aanntthhoonnyy]

Shoutout to all the dawgs waxing bird

[@jrector04]

Hell yea, I’ve been waiting for someone to splice the before and after episodes

[@Nomadestra]

Dong Wars: Return Of The Foreskin

[@Kyrosfam]

Nothing kills me like matts unorthodox rants, Jesus

[@traviscoates6878]

It's Proprietary...

[@SqueaksUofA]

Incredible. Matt talking about his ashy bird and I immediately thought of a Phoenix reference and without skipping a beat - in comes Shane with the same reference. I’m home fellas!

[@Vers16]

When he said it helps bring the fat cells to his dick to increase the girth made me piss my pants

[@tyca659]

"pet friendly" got me 😂😅

[@DerangedTrapper]

Your channel is the best, keep it up homie

[@GP-ch9ys]

Shout to all the uncirc’d dawgs that don’t give into the female aesthetic.👊🏼

[@mr.bidnessman2469]

Never give up your foreskin like all those other mutilated freaks. The Good Lord Jesus Christ didn’t make a mistake when he made our dicks.

[@tomik6537]

shout out to having feeling in your dic during sex 👍

[@tomik6537]

shout out to not partaking in a tradition based around sanitation practices thkusand years ago

[@Bran_Flakesx7]

@@tomik6537 shout out to the long-term health benefits of chewing on your own smeg 🦾🎓

[@tomik6537]

@@Bran_Flakesx7 Hey idiot, take a bath and WASH. youre not 5 anymore

[@philgiordano7715]

This is the most Matt thing ever, it’s almost like someone imitating him

[@tomik6537]

but is it propriatary?

[@davidwouldntyouliketoknow2166]

when you take into consideration Matts romantic proclivity - of course it is coconut oil

[@cesartapia610]

@@T_D_B_ It works? Wait, it does what exactly?

[@T_D_B_]

​@Cesar Tapia it's just natural lube... general use multi purpose type of this... brown folks ❤ the stuff 😂

[@bnizzle8500]

Matt is doctor dong M.D.! Doctor Doogie trouser snake M.D.!

[@bobbosnap1693]

I laughed so hard I had to stop at 3min to catch my breath... why do we still not have dong wax!

[@halfpint90]

The fact that he got ring worm a few weeks after this is great

[@kylebardin4786]

“Dead man walkin” 😂😂

[@AU-pu9vl]

i dont know if this was urgent care hahahahaahahahahah

[@screechweiner2921]

snake oil shaman

[@seanmatthewking]

his dong wax is literally oil for his snake

[@John-mf1sz]

The fact that he got ringworm from this shit is so insanely hilarious.

[@Cobbido]

you don't get ringworm from coconut oil

[@aspiringnormie9499]

It's a proprietary blend.

[@fallout3freak360]

I could totally see Matt working on some stuff with Will Blunderfield

[@geo8367]

Side effects of Dong Wax©may lead to ringworm

[@johnnyhammersticks88]

Calling your d**k your bird is just so funny. Where tf did that even originate? Why bird? Lmao

[@T_D_B_]

I don't know the origin but it's def widely used Philly area slang

[@johnnyhammersticks88]

@@T_D_B_ well they are the eagles?

[@WaffleHouseBandit]

I feel like there may be a connection between the term "bird" and "the old twig and berries"

[@peepas2633]

It kinda looks like a bird

[@SqueaksUofA]

I think the term bird for your dick originated with The Rat Pack. They had their own slang language and bird was one of them. Could be wrong though.

[@maximeb190]

Matt is the goat for this. Anyone else restoring?

[@codyb1909]

MSSP needs to be in gta 6

[@some-replies]

Shane shitting on it the whole time is great

[@whitebroccoli694]

These two should have a tv show. Matt is like the funny nutty guy and Shane the straight guy.

[@T_D_B_]

If you mean broadcast TV, unfortunately, that is a dying medium. As a result, they are in a death spiral of lesser quality output. So I would say a network or cable show would never be a good a the podcast. Subscribe to the boys Patreon. Watch the entire cast in long form. If you like these clips, you'll love the full cast. That is the show you seek.

[@kevina8858]

Goes away and comes back??? MATTYS got the herpiederpies 😂😂😂

[@toatsmagoats72]

that nurse had ring worm on her worm ring

[@jmsmith1767]

“Dong Wax & T-Shirts dude”

[@T_double_U]

Lmao proprietary blend

[@NDRonin1401]

Forget coconut oil. 100% pure almond oil is where it's at. Been using it through 8 years of dating and marriage and it's Shrek 1 ! Perfect for bird and puss.

[@jimmyrustler8983]

Jojoba oil is good for those with nut allergies, too. 👍

[@NDRonin1401]

@@jimmyrustler8983 if your woman has a nut allergy, you have a bigger problem than lube 🤣

[@MichaelBrown-wx6zq]

On the beef tallow train myself. Highly reccomend

[@boi4369]

I would pay so much money for a McCusker’s Dong Wax shirt

[@reneromero829]

I feel like matt just didn't wash his hands before application

[@JamieBrennan]

proprietary blend hahaha he is fucking brilliant.

[@adamhoward7221]

I wish they sold a dong wax shirt

[@anthonyrose2232]

Matt is 100% correct on circumcision. It was the 90s so I don’t hold my parents too morally responsible but good grief, imagine your child is born into a crazy new world, and one of the first things you do is mutilate his unit 🤢

[@paulgallagher5092]

Glad my parents never touched me bird

[@fuckcensorship69]

​@@paulgallagher5092 DT

[@slynt_]

The Js fucked us up good

[@whyshouldibeats]

I remember when I first heard the ep with dong wax. Incredible saga

[@loopeygoopey]

there’s something different about Shane‘s voice in these early episodes can’t quite put my finger on it

[@Nickl920]

in the morning, and at night if you want.

[@neekbot]

Lmaoo imagine if instead of massage parlors it was janky doctors offices and the doctors wack you off

[@boosted_spirit]

They used to for women back in the day. Wife complaining too much or sad? Hysterical. Doctor would fingerblast her to cure it. If that didn't work you could have her lobotomized. Simpler times

[@Buelr]

I’m in dyer need of dong wax

[@MrJayheller]

Okay I didn’t have my glasses I looked at tittle real quick… Thought said Matt doing wax… Complete different subject to my surprise

[@viktorsincic8039]

"war torn dong" noice.

[@bradyhale6191]

“DoNg wAx???”

[@John_Notmylastname]

Did you hear Shane’s exhale right after Matt said men can get yeast infections?

[@bradyhale6191]

@@John_Notmylastname i swear Matt makes Shane confused if he’s the weird one sometimes😂

[@adamburdock1020]

It’s proprietary dude 😂

[@chuckseasel9505]

-McCuskers Dong Wax- Organic, Pet friendly, Vegan

[@lCurbstomp]

I have a soft shiny and loved bird....and above average. Stop shining your red breasted Robin

[@Macktr0n]

Dr. Donzo's World Famous Dong Wax

[@mattf8479]

I had the same experience at that urgent care on city ave

[@somarvitor]

Dongwax would go well with the Manhood

[@CinoThoughtExperiment]

Matt’s right I got a coco oil hj and it was probably as close to head as it can get 10/10 would recommend