MSSP - Sending Desperate Messages

[@TimeGallon]

I wrote a short story after my ex broke up with me where she was a flower and I neglected to water her. My face is burning just thinking about how corny it was

[@chilliwraslin2510]

Yo dawg I might have to steal that one lol

[@TimeGallon]

@@chilliwraslin2510 you’ll regret it lmao

[@jwallguitar]

My soul hurt just reading that.

[@bonkerzisgood]

God damn but it’s kind of sweet

[@flowerpowerj485]

Lmao

[@tonyreyes3780]

When I was 19 and home from college, I went to a house party and saw my HS crush hanging out. I ended up getting black out drunk and lecturing her for 20 minutes about how her boyfriend in high school was a loser and how superior I was in every way. She just stared at me the entire time and said nothing. I still hate myself to this day when I think about it. I’m 35

[@bane8257]

She got wet bro

[@ajax_999]

I can feel the cringe😭😭. Alcohol is the worst lol

[@Lake6373]

She was probably soaking wet for you dude

[@BboyCorrosive]

Oh man. Welcome.to the team dawg

[@heboottoobigforhegotdamnfeet]

Ew

[@leeraines7821]

I audibly scream and cover my eyes when I'm home alone and I think of my behavior in the past, cring PTSD is real

[@deadarmd]

Reading these comments seriously makes me feel better about doing something similar. I'm not joking it's funny but not a joke

[@leeraines7821]

@DeadArmed You're not alone dawg stay up player

[@phanatic215]

I've done that too. 😂 Glad to know we're all in this together. I remember writing some poem when I was 17-18 to some girl, and it had a line about hoping the night would end sooner so I could see my sunshine the next day. Ugh. I just shuddered thinking about it again.

[@mouwersor]

You have to make friends with the dark brah

[@HankPBFord]

Thanks this made me lol, I do the same thing

[@A6Legit]

The worst thing you can hear on an MSSP: "Where are we at time-wise?"...

[@drunkensenseiii]

Seriously

[@fernandoflores6136]

"We're at an hr? Alright well let's wrap this up."

[@kyanrinel5898]

That means there’s about 20-30 mins left on the OT episodes.

[@DeepNightSounds]

When I was deployed a few years ago I got a bit of the desert madness and started convincing myself I was still in love with my former high school sweetheart. Got to the point I was even dreaming about how I messed up ending it with her years ago. I eventually ended up sending this super cringe message saying that I still had feelings and wanted to try again if she was willing. She apparently wrote out a very long and thoughtful response, but it remains unread still almost 4 years later because the sentence preview was enough to know it was a definite no- something like “no, but I know you will find someone for you who…..” Man. Seeing anything that wasn’t a “yes me too” instantly snapped me back to reality and the cringe whiplash took a decade off my life. Immediately though “what the fuck am I doing?” And never thought about her like that again lmao. God it still kills me to think about that misstep.

[@tonyreyes3780]

I’d get absolutely hammered drunk alone at my house and read it near blackout. Take the sting off that way

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

desert madness is real as fuck dawg

[@Chaunders]

In an alternate timeline she responded positively and y’all got back together, and now you’re a father of 2 with a decent paying job as an hvac technician. You’re secretly depressed and addicted to opioids and constantly fantasize about pulling a Chris Benoit

[@Brett101792]

Joining the military was a bigger misstep

[@scumbaggo]

@@Brett101792 You sound like a giant pussy, LOL

[@samrigney9598]

I once wrote a girl I loved a poem and emailed it to her. When she didn’t reply I sent it again thinking she hadn’t got it….

[@CatnamedMittens]

That's bad

[@ashchaya7676]

How old were you? I'm more curious about the "she didn't get it" conclusion.

[@TimeGallon]

That’s the mind of the dawg at work

[@Crying2Comets]

i audibly gasped

[@JimmyJamesJimbo]

😂

[@Dapryor]

What’s more embarrassing is NOT having a story like this. Get out there and take some risks.

[@memoryhero]

full respect for mentioning the other side of the coin, bro.

[@jpk9902]

You're coping hard. Just admit you regret it

[@Dapryor]

@@jpk9902 depends on which time we’re talking about…

[@ianprescott7924]

Whatever makes you feel better

[@tracym8952]

​@@ianprescott7924sleeping at night is important

[@Rsurect]

Reminds me of the time when I was 16 and I got broken up with for the first time so I very emotionally rode my bike to her house and placed a rose I spray painted black on her front porch. Gives me heartburn thinking about it.

[@victorwikked8590]

kindа cool tbh

[@miketrujillo3677]

I think this qualifies as pure naughty b

[@poon_don]

When I was 19 and living on a deflated air mattress in a house with three middle aged alcoholics, I used to get hammered and send "yo what up?" to damn near every single girl I was Facebook friends with. It only worked once; hundreds of messages, one time. Every time I come back to this clip I remember a new one, goddammit

[@leatherman180]

That's not that bad

[@scottr291]

But if it works it works…

[@jamesrush5367]

That's a good move bro, I mean I respect the hell out of that grind. Stay up king, you'll get some snizz eventually

[@ongobongo8333]

You were / are an alcoholic also

[@carloscjr23]

At 30 I'm always depressed that I wasted so many chances with women because I am a coward and never had the balls to even send them a fb text. Thanks to you now I get that I would have gotten the same sad response you got, maybe worse, and that makes feel less suicidal, I might not even think about it today, thanks

[@longtermgains8253]

A friend of mine was drunk and got in a fight with the bouncer. As the police pinned him to the ground, he looked up and saw a co-worker of his and confessed his undying love for her. He quit the next day. There was no other choice.

[@georgezuniga6298]

No looking back.

[@jackwebb3757]

So gay dude

[@rrchicken117]

​@@jackwebb3757while on the ground 😂 So gay

[@monadamus42]

Lol

[@jakw97]

That is fucking brutal dude. You have to change city and everything

[@redacted702]

When my highschool sweetheart broke up with me, she did it at Target on one of those outside benches. FF to the crying and I said something along the lines of, " I hope you find someone better" then ran off into the parking lot sobbing. Ran past my car and had to awkwardly walk back to it.😂

[@TimeGallon]

Were you slowly running with open palms; purse swinging from the speed?

[@vulturett]

im sorry dude

[@murkartik]

That was a gallant and dignified thing to say!

[@VARVIS_]

😂😂

[@5poopy]

thats gay as shit u love it

[@mikumonsoon]

we’ve all been there dawgz, no worries you’re not alone dude. also i love how Shane’s only admittance about his poems is “mechanical hound” LOL

[@Derek_Keenan]

fahrenheit 451? lol

[@limabeats2389]

@@Derek_Keenanhas to be

[@fellowgamer5363]

@@limabeats2389 451 in the love letter is honestly wild he really must be a wordsmith to make that make sense

[@notjoshmerkle]

Pinned for this is the biggest compliment and burn at the same time lol, props

[@beanburrito2775]

It’s weird until you get head might be one of Matt’s best quotes

[@nemsimic]

he has so many but this one always makes me laugh and think at the same time

[@theskyizblue2day431]

It’s okay, dawgs. Men truly are the romantic ones. Men are romantics pretending to be realists and women are realists pretending to be romantics

[@shutout951]

Truth

[@jiggycalzone8585]

Men try

[@LateNightRewrites]

Well said my dawg, very true.

[@SquareNoggin]

Truer words my man

[@dambirtrogech3976]

Men wrote 95% of all poetry and music in the world. Women write lists.

[@barnzy2725]

I’m 30 and like 3 years ago I had a few to many brewskis and sent a Hawthorne heights song to the emo girl I dated through high school .. she’s Married with 2 kids .. took me a while to come back from that lol

[@poon_don]

Lmao, as a former scene ladyboy I feel you. It was Ohio is for Lovers wasn't it?

[@barnzy2725]

@@poon_don bingo lol

[@Khan.WrathOf]

Ffffuuuuuuhhhhhhck, dude

[@deadarmd]

My hs sweetheart and I are still great friends, she has 2 kids and a divorce. Even though we would speak all the time somehow I got drunk and said I'd marry you blah blah. Started crying. Oof. Tough one to think about.

[@RickyWatter32]

Fk them kids bro and her husband, go get your queen. Lol

[@nikjones317]

Oh we admitting embarrassing things? One time a girl dumped me and I sent her a link to a Bruno Mars song🤣🤣

[@mikumonsoon]

bro… i would be more embarrassed that you listened to bruno mars at all

[@nikjones317]

@@mikumonsoon... thats the point bud. You should look up sometimes might miss things flying over your head.

[@festivetouch]

I’m glad you didn’t keep this thought bottled up.

[@eiscue2601]

Similar ... I tried to confess my love to a girl by sending her a link of the song "with you" by Chris brown (or I think it's the name of the song lol) and she was like why you sending me this ? And I was like it remind me of you and she said ok and kept on talking to me like nothing happened I was crushed

[@2nick9]

Should have sent that boys2men joint

[@poon_don]

Sent my high school ex-girlfriend a Killswitch Engage song + a heartfelt plea as a public Facebook post right after we broke up for the second time. Several people we both knew saw it. Boy did I hit my dad's johnny walker extra hard that night, damn near wet my girl jeans

[@DemoAccount0001]

Dawg. That is the best thing I’ve heard. You’re such a champ.

[@yesman9792]

My guy literally can't love any harder.

[@poon_don]

​@@DemoAccount0001 thanks homie, the gay seed still unfortunately lies within me but I don't water it nearly as often

[@poon_don]

​​@@yesman9792 it's true, both my heart and loins still burst with fervency and fury

[@CatnamedMittens]

The worst part about it is making it public.

[@BigFarts0]

Hahaha if you haven’t been here before…you haven’t been in love…so embarrassing and equally hilarious in hindsight

[@FourthExile]

Exactly hahaha

[@jacobmaxey6588]

I don't cringe anymore, I say to myself "This is why Jesus had to die for me"

[@Manhandle730]

One thing my Dad taught me a long, long time ago was, Never write or record anything that you don’t want other people to read/hear. Shit like that you say it in in private. This was before smart phones and everyone filming everything, always. I’ve always tried to stick to that one though. It has prevented me from experiencing a decent amount of humiliation.

[@drunkensenseiii]

Wise man

[@TimmyMcGowan]

Great advice. The move if you absolutely can’t help it, is to send it to yourself first and then wait a bit. I guarantee it won’t be long before the cringe becomes apparent

[@ZeranZeran]

Smart dad

[@brucewayne2255]

Nothing worse than crying on a drunk voicemail

[@bardsamok9221]

There needs to be an AI to prevent this. "Embarrassing voicemail detected, your future self may regret this, are you sure you wish to send?"

[@ajax_999]

@@bardsamok9221youre drunk selfs definitely hittin yes 100% of the time

[@SlowMoMofo]

@@ajax_999100% … which is why it should make you type the alphabet backwards on the number pad before you can send anything ..😂

[@wesspect]

@@ajax_999”she needs to hear this”

[@qwerty6574]

"Mechanical hound" *Bbg melts

[@Black_Rock_Studio]

“…Pounding your mound.”

[@notkevinacid]

I was talking to this girl for about a month when she asks me to go to this get together with her and her friends. I get drunk for the first time and become unbearable. I had some goji berries and repeatedly kept asking her if she wanted gooch berries, that’s when I heard her say under her breath in the most annoyed voice “Jesus this was a mistake”, and my response was to talk to her in private and apologize while crying. I’m cringing as I type this.

[@Revparadise]

It’s ok soldier

[@laurencezemlick1979]

We have got to get these Shane poems at all costs.

[@rudyj8948]

My guy Shane writing love poems about Farenhight 451 💀💀💀

[@cloudbloom]

Shoutout to all the bbg's 🐺🧠

[@T_D_B_]

🐶🧠 love a hungry 🐱🐷 wweeeEEE!

[@guydutoit61]

Oh dude the dawgs get me so f**king fired up.

[@robert9016]

Duuuude I love my BBG

[@freddyfootstomps6557]

Wolf brain alpha status

[@ajones5683]

🐶 🧠 ❤️

[@Thrashman-ye4cf]

Man…when I was in like 8th grade I sent a love poem I wrote for a girl through the MySpace messenger thing. I still think about that when I’m trying to fall asleep sometimes lol

[@deadarmd]

How'd it go you remember?

[@chancehuff3857]

​@DeadArmed she responded in kind and that night he got the name thrashman3000 for what occurred between them

[@jkake2434]

They probably laughed, the entire group of girls who read his message

[@Thrashman-ye4cf]

@@deadarmd she just never responded and we didn’t acknowledge it at all lol funny enough we ended up “dating” a little later in the school year tho

[@Thrashman-ye4cf]

@@jkake2434 I’m sure they did lol. That’s the point of being embarrassed by it.

[@FitnessFiendsYTS]

I wrote a girl poetry one time and read it to her. This was way too recently. I ended up marrying her but it still keeps me up at night.

[@cpresto2]

Best thing about Shane is he says he's mortified of something he's done in the past, would be mortified if the world found out, and then tells us exactly what it is

[@sandworm9528]

It's like the gay dream "I will literally never divulge", then he immediately told us the dream 🤣🤣

[@bertiesaurus]

It’s the super SECRET podcast. He tells us but we are dawgs and won’t snitch

[@Smoothjazzsundays]

I wrote this super fine BBG in my creative writing class a poem back in the day. I asked her to prom at the end of it, I asked her to read it and give me some feed back. I felt like a baller when she said yes😎 she texted me later that night saying no actually lol

[@sandworm9528]

Oh my god 😂

[@CatnamedMittens]

That's not terrible

[@Smoothjazzsundays]

@@CatnamedMittens it wasn’t a good time though lol

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

buddy was on top of the world for those few hours

[@CatnamedMittens]

@@iCookCrystalMeth he was feeling himself Shakespeare

[@kodysykora5725]

Glad I’m not the only one that Googles people I vaguely knew 15 years ago 😂😂😂

[@davidswanson5669]

I once wrote a hate comment on KZbin and it got on the local news, each of the state news sites, and the national news. What I hated most about the public shaming, the losing of the job, the losing of friends, is that I never was given a chance to explain what I meant.

[@kcasto-ze3pm]

Seriously?? You mind sharing?

[@14jlewis1]

Need the news story link

[@davidswanson5669]

@@14jlewis1 just google my name and add “KZbin threat” to the search. Ask me anything.

[@14jlewis1]

That's crazy. Wow

[@NJHC21]

@@davidswanson5669I’ll ask then… what did you mean?

[@peterpontzer4006]

“Mechanical hound” neat to know one of his fav books is Fahrenheit 451.

[@zacpennace8990]

Keep feathering it Shane

[@mikehoncho8433]

He’s following protocol

[@cleech74]

At the Falcon Car Wash.

[@kristianrider]

ahahahaha

[@AJordan44-]

I wrote a "you're a princess and I want to have you in my tower" message in middle school.

[@JackSchitt-p9t]

That is the worst one I have ever heard. I feel like it has infected my psyche and now I have lived that experience and will take it to my death bed.

[@AJordan44-]

@@JackSchitt-p9t at least you weren't the one who said it. I'm pretty sure my bestie still has a copy

[@Alex-kq4le]

My face burns with embarrassment even thinking about how gay I was

[@Lsone350]

Well this just made me remember all my horrid middle/highschool poetry, I'm sick to my stomach now, thanks guys lol

[@cartercartercartercar]

honestly i think that whole thing about girls being more sensitive and thoughtful is just a myth. if anything, the opposite is true. you rarely hear about girls doing this type of shit. meanwhile, every guy in here has a story like the ones you see in this comments section

[@orlog3343]

So true but they are sensitive and thoughtful in the “I will keep this man” way not the “I will court this man” way

[@poon_don]

Bruh I've been saying this shit for years. I believe even Matt once said there's nobody as romantic as a 17 year old boy

[@RickyWatter32]

Women were sensitive until feminism lol

[@phanatic215]

Apparently every dude has some Maya Angelo inside of them. I've scrolled past at least 20 "I wrote this poem..." posts. It's all part of growing up and out of boyhood ignorance. That's a good spin to avoid saying I was a douchey kid with love filled eyes.

[@ziggi4553]

Girls only do this before they get their heart broken

[@chilliwraslin2510]

in college i wrote a hand written poem for my bbg once and put it as my MySpace background picture 😆😂

[@timc4765]

Holy fuckin cringe haha

[@WalkingPaceWP]

down bad

[@MyNameIsBVD]

bbg what’s that?

[@benzoindigo1109]

@@MyNameIsBVD babygirl

[@murtaugh1761]

The fact that I immediately knew what bbg stood for makes me sick

[@zacpennace8990]

Matt should join the next save your parks

[@williamhenderson2661]

I think Joe would spend a good amount of time letting Matt’s genius go over his head.

[@sirmungus7113]

@@williamhenderson2661 for sure

[@__M738]

@@williamhenderson2661 a constant stream of “Wait why” “what do you mean” “Why is that funny” from St Rogies

[@Dom-mw8gk]

Matt needs to go in solo or with Eddie bravo

[@A6Legit]

YAAAAS 🤓

[@ZeranZeran]

"It's weird UNTIL you get head"

[@aluminumelon]

I was on me knees in the tub while the water was hitting me praying she would come back. Everytime I think about it I cringe sooo hard

[@jessejive117]

I like the idea of Matt tracking down these ex-girlfriend and they’re found the notes and they’re laughing at how embarrassing is about to be recording it and they start to read it and as they go through you see them holding back tears by the time they’re finished they can barely talk from holding back tears from how beautiful the poem was. Then mats like “yeah that was totally gay I thought it would be.”

[@barricusbear6769]

After 25, if someone is doing coke around you, the proper response is, "Get the fuck away from me."

[@kyanrinel5898]

lol, as Shane literally got into coke as a 30 year old comedian moving to New York.

[@YaKi509]

Bruh I fuckin wrote raps to girls about what our life was gonna be while on triple c’s. Embarassing

[@poon_don]

Goddamn this got me good, I'm gonna robotrip and think about babes right now

[@bertjedi8010]

Off the triple c's writing love raps is GREMLIN behavior boy 😂

[@dirkdigler2995]

My ex had trust issues with me…at least that is what she scribbled in her diary

[@cbappa2]

Where'd you steal that from

[@joelglanton6531]

@@cbappa2 Drake Sather stand-up from 40 years ago lol

[@dangielfrauk8484]

I have left that same message but I just had a cold and I was leaving a voicemail for my dawg

[@dangielfrauk8484]

Ok I didn't have a cold.

[@Butchzillaa]

God damn I’m dying laughing at Shane’s shame of the love poems. Mostly because it’s so relatable, ohh my

[@jamokerson]

When was 24 and I sent a text to my ex telling her I want to be with her forever and just play halo with her all day... I want to go back in time and kick the shit outta myself.

[@H56Nooc]

Ok that's pretty bad at 24. I'm so sorry lol

[@skitzotyler]

I wrote a girl a song. She was in a relationship... and I wrote her a song to convince her to give me a chance. Physical pain

[@deaconblues77]

Doesnt it seem like such a good idea at the time lol

[@ghfudrs93uuu]

Eric Clapton did this and got the girl

[@miketrujillo3677]

​@ghfudrs93uuu he lost something tho

[@ghfudrs93uuu]

@@miketrujillo3677 his son?

[@miketrujillo3677]

@@ghfudrs93uuu well now that you said it I feel bad haha, seriously though what a clumsy little fellow

[@mack_hein]

1996 in 6th grade, I gave a girl handwritten lyrics to “Love Bites” by Def Leppard. I had no idea what in the fuck I was doing, and she never brought it up.

[@VARVIS_]

😂😂😂😂 based

[@2TonTonyGalento]

Godlike thumbnail game

[@AgitpropPsyop]

“Internet dating is weird until you get head and then it’s like ‘whoa, this is sick’“

[@MaoMoney]

My handwriting was so embarrassing to me i had an Asian girl write out my feelings for my girlfriend it was a long beautiful soliloquy but all she wrote was "me love you long time"

[@chilliLRK]

Good one lol

[@jiggle_nuggets_6921]

Ruv* Rong*

[@jarnold1789]

Lmao this got me

[@trevordrexler5652]

....Niceee

[@fabianocaruana8622]

Lmao, im dead. I want this to be real so bad hahahah. The only thing that would make this better is if she wrote ``i ruv you`` instead.

[@Hodl69]

This podcast is happiness for some of us in the most miserable situations. God Bless America 🇺🇸

[@twentydixoncider7443]

Do the thing that's gonna embarrass you so you develop leather skin, it sucks when it happens but you get to a point where you find it absolutely hilarious lol

[@JackFlash771]

You joke about Anne Frank being in a love poem, but Neutral Milk Hotel has a thing or two to say about that.

[@MM-qi5mk]

Dude by the end of high school I was so good at it I had a PHD in FriendZone

[@VeritasMediaHistory]

FAHRENHEIT 451 LOVE LETTERS ARE CRAZYYY😭😭😭

[@HawkYUNGINMusic]

When my first girlfriend of 2 weeks dumped me in 8th grade I changed my Myspace page song to “Gives You Hell” by The All American Rejects….Im sure that really ripped her up inside

[@Pete_Finch]

I went out and got hammered last night for the first time in ages, took a few Xanax and don’t remember much. Waking up and reading the things I said to people this morning was among the most embarrassed I’ve ever felt 😂 one person I haven’t talked to in a while literally said “I’m embarrassed for you right now”

[@MayorWilliesSideChick4prez]

Omg nothing in the world compares to the embarrassment of blacking out on benzos like Xanax and the things you say or do. It’s so much worst then drinking 😂

[@GinandGrapefruit]

there’s nothing worse than reading ANY old messages when you’re flirting . anytime i come across them i absolutely hate myself 😂😂

[@christiantyler1483]

I dated this Indian immigrant for a few years and I remember showing her To Catch a Predator and she was a little offended by it lol She was like, this would not fly in India. She said there would probably be riots over it 😂😂😂 I can’t even begin to understand what that’s about.

[@sandworm9528]

😮 whaaaaaat 😂

[@Redrash12]

as in, they fuck kids on the regular over there? XD

[@RecoveryAndLife]

I dated this Indian chick once and I know what you mean they’re over hype about something’s yet act like it’s normal for their men to smack the shit out of them 😂 weird ass country

[@Aarohnn]

This is one of my all time favorite mssp clips 😂

[@jamiepalmer5691]

The dogs are on the trail now 😂

[@kyanrinel5898]

The “To Catch a Predator” bit with Shane pretending to read the messages sent by the perverts is possibly their best moment from the Pod.

[@Blunderson]

Mechanical hound gotta be a reference to Fahrenheit 451

[@tombystander]

I've listened to this prolly 5 times this week. Absolute peak mssp

[@alexcoyg3281]

Every one of those poems ends up making crinkly noises as she rides the new bull😄

[@floridaboy3213]

“Get the fuck outta here im about to score dude” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Dinckelburg]

I wrote a poem for my first gf about the night we met (we were very drunk) and I compared it to being on a sinking ship (foreshadowing).

[@antonlifer4449]

In 5th grade I wrote a love letter to some girl. It was bad. Im still friends with her to this day and she brings it up when hanging out and I just say ..STOP. I'm a grown ass man now ..I can't have people out here knowing about that shit.

[@C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13]

God damn, I cannot listen to this and smoke bongs... Fucking bong water everywhere out the stem 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@_1jay]

"Listener, do you have any gay poems?" Too many, Shane, too many 😔

[@surflasal]

"It's weird until you get head. Then it's sick." - Matthew 4:20

[@noneyabusiness915]

A "Line" coach. It was right there!!

[@hiimharvey4191]

fun fact he’s now the Offensive line coach for the 49ers

[@roondog9965]

As always, lord peepoPog serving up fresh photoshops and clips. Love from the dawgs

[@ajones5683]

ghey

[@wacopaco2099]

On my way to my football game, but had to squeeze in the fellas on the bus ride 😎

[@MattH-wg7ou]

Us dawgs are on the trail already dont worry bud.

[@FumblsTheSniper]

I never wrote poetry but I did write a Minecraft fanfiction when I was 13. I wish I had it just so I could destroy it.

[@dorianearnest4648]

Peepop with the hot trax once more god bless the good dawgz

[@yujiruffhanma3095]

Man, I had a bad impression of Shane at first, but he seems like a good dude

[@louisedgewood9839]

13:10 I had a poem that was published, credited for[ this book that had all these poems from different schools and grades from like 4th-6th graders.

[@efc061]

"Mechanical Hound"- Shane Gillis...with love 😂😂😂

[@svenp6504]

Thank *GOD* there was no Internet when I was in high school to eternally save my shame...

[@bRikNmortar]

"Does this get your power back on Puerto Rico?" 😂

[@akchris8092]

Giving 'Line' coach a whole new meaning.

[@CypressExotix]

11:40 was bro talking abt fahrenheit 451 i had to read ts in sophisticated year 😭😭

[@eqx7168]

These were the best days of the pod

[@28gs28gs]

mechanical hound hahahahahhahahahah

[@colderman]

Broke into an exs locker and left flowers and a love letter😭😭😭i was a senior in highschool. Im still embarrassed.

[@robf4605]

"Is weird until you get head" hahaha

[@colleenann772]

I think Shane’s poems are so Romantic. What a sweet guy. 🥰

[@vampmode9132]

Shanes about to puke moms spaghetti dude, you only get one shot 😂😂😂

[@GeorgeWBush-gx3zy]

When I was in middle school I was the kid that smoked weed at wayyyy to young of an age and thought I was cool af. I have probably done something like this but luckily my brain has buried it

[@scruggs6633]

Shane wrote some "pomes" lmao

[@silvermint2080]

Dudeeeee at the end 😂 the ive made career of calling people gay then going into how he could only dress that way and not do things😂😂😂 I lost it. I’ve found this a week ago Binging the content 💪🏻🤙🏻

[@Utopian1234]

I was only in 4th grade but I always think about this, I wrote a poem for a girl and gave it to my friend to give to her. The poem had a note at the end where I told her to meet me at a specific spot in the recess yard, I was hiding behind a tree and I was gonna come out and confess my love to her but she brought her friends to the spot and I had no clue what to do. With my incredible decision-making skills, I decided that running away and screaming was the best choice to make.

[@RackEmRack]

In Detroit during the Kwame Kilpatrick days, the news was gold. “The mayor responds: “hell yeah””