MSSP - Open Relationships

[@atrain2158]

Remember fellas, if your girl asks you for an open relationship she's already cheating or has a guy in mind

[@imageword5576]

It should be the guy asking for an open relationship, otherwise that's f*cked up

[@gbeach85]

@@imageword5576 What a dumb, sexist comment 😂

[@FunkSoulBubby]

Also if your girl is cheating and you do down on her you might just be ingesting another man's semen.

[@Bill87762]

100

[@Rowsy91]

@@imageword5576 its fucking weird either way bro lol you guys different breed then me if you down for the open shit, either side.

[@Avengerie]

Matt talking about getting strapped: “I couldn’t do it. It all depends…” Matt talking about voting for Obama: “Get the fuck outta here”

[@peterortiz1160]

Do you blame him?

[@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns]

Lol.

[@MDP112]

He’s fucked either way 🤷‍♂️

[@jebediah4780]

You could get strapped once or get strapped on a daily basis.

[@Kevin-r2n]

why would you need a condom you're fucking me with a strap on@@jebediah4780

[@DanielWood-v6y]

If a girl wants an open relationship, go for her sister.

[@ShawnFX]

Then the mother

[@briancomforti3890]

Why would her sister automatically agree with that. Cope and seethe. Matt literally said that this whole clips

[@rustyshackelford7121]

❤

[@mrscruffles801]

@@ShawnFX Then the father

[@booates]

@@briancomforti3890 probably why he said "go for" and not "fuck her sister". and you going for it at all is going to be an issue even if there was no chance of it happening

[@OLDPEDOJOE]

"Open Relationship" is just code for: "I cheated" or "I want to cheat on you"

[@KarazolaX]

It's a soft breakup

[@NothingHereForYou]

I saw a story on Reddit that was a girl who brought up wanting to get into an open relationship. When she brought it up the dude stood up and walked out. He was completely moved out of their apartment by the end of the week and she was confused on where she went wrong

[@nnnickkk]

Dude was a king for leaving the dirty girl.

[@NothingHereForYou]

@@nnnickkk Yea everyone in the comments was grilling her on

[@mon0theist_tv]

I saw one where the dude just straight up disappeared, changed his number and everything lol

[@liyuche2695]

King of kings

[@TimmyMcGowan]

⁠@@mon0theist_tv man that’s so sick. Just pulling a Jack Reacher

[@andrew2272kag]

Ex asked for an open relationship after 3 and a half years. I said no, and while I sat reconsidering the entire relationship, she revealed that she had cheated anyway and her logic was if we opened it, if she slept with anyone else it wouldn't be cheating. She was then confused, and subsequently livid, that I ended things there.

[@TonyKingOfTheOzone]

Thanks for not being a cuck g

[@rianwestling115]

Rough

[@jakej2680]

Sorry brother. At least you didn't start a family with her!

[@nicog7975]

Sorry bud. Your peener was probably too small for her. My condolences

[@_DMNO_]

Same for mine but she never actually cheated. She just had weird fuckin fantasies of it. Shit like wanting someone else involved for a threesome. She shut up real quick about it once I mentioned if she thinks she'll get fucked by another dude, I'll fuck another girl. She realized she wouldn't be able to handle that. Relationship saved.

[@votuhtx]

I had a girl pull this with me once. She "let me know" one day that she was not only dating another guy, she was dating another girl. The way she told me was super nonchalant too, a very "this is what's happening now and that's that" Immediately dumped her. 3 months later She got dumped by the new couple and called wanting me back after her other options were spent. Hail no

[@mixedmedianetwork2896]

This happened to a buddy of mine, got engaged and then she said it was cool if he wanted to hook up with other girls. They separated shortly after because she had been cheating.

[@guffbucket]

If u listen to everything your girl says she won't like you anymore

[@JonLundgren]

Yep. Who listens to the chick? Pussbags.

[@TyroKith]

1,000,000%

[@PreacherJenkins]

Patrice brought the good word to many

[@magicknight13]

What kind of logic is this 😭😭

[@guffbucket]

@@magicknight13 it's true

[@Sprite_525]

3:39 *Matt* : “it goes back to my classic bit of ‘why 50 shades of grey isn’t about a plumber’ “ Matt’s nonchalant way of just BLOWING past ideas that could get a whole podcast ep is unsurpassed lol 😆

[@detacheddad3396]

9:46 “let your woman make all the decisions for a year and find out where your at.” So true

[@RockSmithStudio]

"If you don't care about the chick, then I'm sure it's a great deal" My thoughts exactly

[@alec6948]

Anytime I hear Shane say "I live in New York now" I die all over again

[@bryanpinto4051]

he will be back. they ALL come back to the greatest city on the East Coast

[@some-replies]

Read this as he said it

[@sirjimssirjims9047]

​@@bryanpinto4051new York is so dirty. Maybe explore a city outside of that concrete jungle you call home befre saying that lmao

[@johnf.hebert1409]

I ran into him at a coffee shop in Astoria and it was like when you're a kid and you see your teacher outside of school.

[@brandnew3225]

How did you die the first time?

[@5unny5ide]

Yoooo. MATT is dropping bars of wisdom in this.

[@pokeman5000]

His statistic in paternity fraud is WAY off. It's legitimately around 30% of infants are the result of fraud. Not even joking. This is corroborated by the U.S blood bank, and sites like 23andme. Unironically the United States D.O.D put out a memoradum to soldiers back in 2018 telling them to stop getting online genetic testing done for "security reasons" More like stop finding out she cheated and going postal back home.

[@archierok9907]

Need the ep

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

@@archierok9907ep 91. he puts them in the description

[@ceilingleak]

Dude god damn, realest shit I’ve ever heard, “something more respectable about a straight up piece of shit, then someone pretending to take the moral high ground.” The amount of gaslighting I’ve experienced has rattled my brain, there’s such a toxic tactical trait in woman that constantly leaves me confused and at unease. At times I really find myself convinced “I’m the problem” when I’ll be absolutely, justifiably, pissed about something, only to then somehow be the reason for why anything bad is happening. Even in times taking accountability on my own part, it BARELY goes both ways. They have some fucked up super powers, that’ll cause you to lose hair before you know it.

[@jebediah4780]

You need to realize that this is specifically women who are on the sociopath/anti social spectrum. Unfortunately, this is starting to become a BIG chunk of our population. Almost no one knows this, but the amount of sociopaths is SKYROCKETING in this country, just like all other diseases and mental illnesses are. You need to find someone who believes in morality, and that is only consistently found among religious circles.

[@robf4605]

Sounds like me exactly. Lol. Good luck dude.

[@ceilingleak]

@@robf4605 you too man, truly ♡

[@littlejackalo5326]

"gAsLiGhTiNg"... the buzzword of 2022/23.

[@stephaneelee1466]

Yup. Only women do this shit 🙄

[@dslkjvoxicuyhgl4554]

Matt's right. To be scientifically frank, women are attracted to status. That's what it is. Everyone thought it was money. It isn't. It's status.

[@nurgle-j5n]

very true. status and confidence seem to big the biggest factors

[@Roberto-de8xv]

I got laid when I was a broke undergrad student & then bartender. Zero status. How does that work?

[@SexyTCAPdecoy4Hansen]

@@Roberto-de8xv You’ve got the rizz. You’re a “Rizzly-bear”.

[@hopoff9968]

Well money is an undeniable part of status, not the whole thing but it counts for sure.

[@Originalchili]

​@@Roberto-de8xvyea but how was the quality of the girls you were getting? Thats also a factor, anyone can bag crazy ass mid chicks

[@joelglanton6531]

"I took the J, then I transferred over to the N." Hahahahaha

[@Gojeto346]

If she ever asks, she’s already cheated

[@6DCNostrada]

That was actually solid advice, anybody can hear "Follow your gf's ideas for a year." and think "That's a horrible idea."

[@Ryan599187]

Loool “you crazy for this one”

[@Youtube304s]

Women are attracted to guys above them, not equal to them.

[@nimmha6708]

So to all men? höööhöööhöööööö...

[@Jdb63]

@@nimmha6708 Ba dum tssss

[@solaireastora5394]

They are attracted across and up their social standing, mainly across due to ease of access.

[@samir6047]

People who don't agree with this should check out hoe math. That guy rules

[@Youtube304s]

Theyll settle for across but theyll never be satisfied until they think they leveled up. Its not women, its biology. ​@solaireastora5394

[@DigitalGringo]

My ex fiance of 7 years came in and asked if i thought about an open relationship and i said no but you have kicked that broad to the curb

[@sethberry58]

BEST FACESWAP YET. Keep ‘em comin peepop

[@floriannijenhuijzen9136]

Who is the woman

[@wte_lifts_417]

Looks like Jada Smith and Will Smith?

[@AlphanumericCharacters]

Open relationships are evidence of the shallowness of our society.

[@KevinCapolino]

Great point. At no other time in human history have humans had open relationships, cheated on each other, or been mostly focused on sex.

[@TheChupacabra]

Like Chevy said, it’s unnatural and highly irregular to have an open relationship. Now to look out a window at the natural world and millennia of procreation by all species. Each of the progeny created only after the blessing of their parents and an appropriate courting period.

[@AlphanumericCharacters]

@@KevinCapolino I never said it has never happened before. The societies that it was rampant within and accepted to an extent were also shallow. Open relationships are shallow. You fail to commit to each other the most private of yourselves. You devalue your intimacy with transactional meaningless sex. Your partner gets no special standing in your life and you do not in theirs. Anyone who would engage in this is damaged and shallow. Incapable of feeling and living a truly deep bonding of souls that is true love. Even worse they hold the concept of true love in contempt. Hold the concept of true intimacy in contempt and reduce it all to an animalistic, momentary physical pleasure detached from any deep emotion. Which makes it….inherently shallow.

[@teejay1646]

Are they? Seems like hurt men will use strong emotional language like this to declare society "morally bankrupt and evil" and it tends to just be about women doing what they want with their bodies and literally never anything that actually warrants that kind of emotional response. Hurt men who can't handle grown ass adults doing what they want on their own time with their own bodies are far more of an issue in society than couples existing who don't have the same rules you have about sex

[@AlphanumericCharacters]

@@teejay1646 or perhaps “doing what they want with their bodies” while stringing some hurt man along is simply narcissism? Playing manipulative games with him. Talking of respect and boundaries while you simply use him for whatever you are after. Why must it be hurt men? No women believe in monogamy? Why must it be some patriarchy bullshit? Are you claiming that all women would be into open relationships if not for the patriarchy? (True question. Not putting words in your mouth.) Something you probably will never understand is that an open relationship is actually not a relationship at all. People have emotional needs. The need to feel loved and special. Those who don’t are rigid, un-empathetic narcissists. You may say this shows “neediness”. Yes it does. We need each other. We need comfort and love and commitment on a deep level. Not to be just some other dick she jumps on or hole he plugs. In an open relationship one would presumably have platonic friends, friends who are also sex partners, and acquaintances who are sex partners only. What is unique about the “main partner”? Nothing. So all you have is a bunch of people fucking. You wanna do that, fine. But you are missing out on the most valuable thing in life. Love. You are sad.

[@tibbsmcfish3056]

The add before this clip was for poly couples

[@tidigimon]

Good to know since they’re targeted

[@bougiebum9138]

Doesn't poly inherently mean they're more than a couple?

[@boofe7206]

​@@bougiebum9138 yeah I guess, they're a few

[@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns]

My problem wouldn't be the sleeping around. My problem would be having to work long hours knowing that she's going to take it all in the divorce courts.

[@DrGibbby]

pretty cucked thing to say

[@JustaLocalLLC]

Prenuptial contracts bro, Protect yo'self

[@judecohen5368]

You guys are the fucking best! Thanks Dawgs nothing like a good laugh and puffco peak hit after a bootyhole ass day of work. Thanks fellas

[@MrJohnmartinez21]

God bless you bro hope shit is good

[@mon0theist_tv]

"open relationship" is an oxymoron

[@brasshouse-og]

One of my buddies in the 90s we found out his dad was a cross-dresser. The dude was a pest control technician and we found a shoebox full of Polaroids of that dude dressed up Rocky horror picture show style. I honestly honestly felt really bad for my buddy.

[@oswaldomayberry9260]

Adam 22 should’ve listened to the boys before it was too late…

[@jamiemccormick8259]

I'm tripping my balls off

[@DGRwill22]

Lmao

[@MattH-wg7ou]

I recommend every man just by default demand a DNA test when their kid is born. Every time. Just standard. Make it the norm.

[@Avengerie]

They are illegal in France, so guys have to send the samples to Spain.

[@ShinFahima]

​@@softjones3128 Yeah screw a sample, just send the whole kid.

[@jaredk748]

My gf and I got laid off around the same time so we were together literally 24 hours a day during the time frame that our baby had been conceived. I still insisted on a paternity test just because of all the fucked up stories you hear about guys raising kids that turn out not to be theirs 💯💯

[@MattH-wg7ou]

@@Avengerie paternity tests are illegal in France? So they just ALWAYS go on the chick's word 100% of the time?!

[@Avengerie]

@@MattH-wg7ou apparently. You either disown the kid or sign up as the father.

[@lucassepulveda3158]

Peepop can’t be stopped

[@lachlanmclennan2188]

1 in 200? It's like 1 in 5 in my book

[@imageword5576]

I think the statistic is around 10%

[@TheSlackerebel]

“I live in New York now…” haha everything Shane says after that is always funny.

[@vicrattlehead8665]

They can talk about topics that get me mad normally and just have me fucking DYING

[@yuanjiazhu7940]

So many good boi points for Matthew?

[@johngoldsworthy7135]

Mountains Dewey for the mmmgood boi

[@28hipster]

Shane sounded so hurt at around 4:00 when he said to Matt “you said you would” about getting strapped 😂

[@jamesg199t]

No takes backs when talking straps

[@RileyRobertson-oi4fo]

I basically did Matt's "Let your gf make every decision for a year" on accident with my first serious girlfriend. Was literally absolutely miserable every minute of everyday outside of the bedroom at least

[@guilhermeal2170]

There was a study in a school in England and 1 in every 10 kids was not related to their registered father.

[@TheSixStringGuy]

My best friends wife asked to talk to another girl. My friend agreed....3 weeks later she moved out and filed for divorce

[@dabeastfromdaweast9788]

I've never seen an open relationship where it's completely balanced. Doesn't matter if it's the guy or the girl someone is ho'ing way more than the other, which leaves the other insecure, and shit just melts from the straight up toxicity. It's an excuse to not be loyal, nothing more

[@bobpaulson2934]

Whats up Dawgs

[@Today_I_Choose_Violence]

Sup dawg

[@cloudbloom]

Dawg pound boiz

[@ElkinsEric]

Morning boiz

[@DirtSpud]

Time to crumb on the day ya'll.

[@Mannydamon]

Yo 😂

[@Terdfertersen]

if ever my SO asks to open relationship, that will immediately end things with me.

[@ididntevenknowhewassick6315]

I’m a mega chad

[@NJ-os3rn]

@@davewrightthethinker men’s

[@yohanlovehammer335]

Yeah same

[@TrenbolognaSARMich]

@@davewrightthethinker went full Comanche

[@FrankBoothPBR]

I'm white and oppressed, the struggle is too real out here on these streets. Minorities have been gang stalking me.

[@FrankBoothPBR]

@@Geardrive427-ip8vj oh dear, don't hurt my feelings.

[@tylerdurden5359]

"I don't listen to women, I tell 'em to shut up."

[@erekjahn4586]

A Human Stain reference on THIS podcast is insane

[@swagswagimadolphin]

There's an episode where Matt explains Simulacra and Simulation to War Mode that's great

[@twood1277]

This is the clip I needed to start my Monday baby!

[@Jake-oi9qm]

I totally agree how else would I get p***y 🤣🤣🤣

[@ajroig4901]

Peepops bankroll to the tree tops let's get this man monetized

[@rustyshackleford1803]

Definitely, but fuck off with the two ads back to back

[@ajroig4901]

@@rustyshackleford1803 if the youtube gods wanna pay peepop twice I'm cool with it.

[@gperkins6492]

@@ajroig4901 it’s still profiting off of someone else’s work lol, I love this channel but does he really deserve to be rich from it? Double ads are lame

[@ajroig4901]

@@gperkins6492 some people cant afford their sky high patreon sorry.

[@DirtSpud]

@@rustyshackleford1803 Ads? I must have been removed from the algorithm.

[@javiergutierrez8446]

If you got a good body she’ll cheat on her Rich successful bf/husband for you. Trust me Hit the gym

[@utewbd]

Absolutely. Being in good shape is 90% of getting laid

[@BBeowulf]

You’re as scummy as them if you’re sleeping with peoples wives/girlfriends. Snake of a person.

[@Galvatronover]

thought that was Zoey Saldana until I looked closer and saw it was Jada (which made more sense given the title)

[@bondvagabond42]

In Canada, 1 in 6 fathers are raising a kid who they think is theirs, but it's not. That's shady af.

[@hogowar]

“Overwhelmingly tends…” 🤣🤣🤣

[@devanman7920]

I don't even understand how this is a thing. If you're in a relationship you're a team, once that ends let it go

[@tomwilko7841]

I'm newish to the mssp after getting into Shane's stuff and I wondered why id see 'shaman' comments about matt but the more I listen to the fella the more it becomes clear...matt is one of the foremost thinkers of this generation, his outlook on life is inspirational, Ive used mushrooms and had real epiphanies whilst high but just carried on as normal afterwards one has to be a real shaman to incorporate that thinking into real life and I salute him for doing it😊 I would never allow myself to get strapped in a million years tho...just a flat out NO, but I respect his open mind on the issue😂

[@alext3571]

Hooked up with a girl who was in an open relationship and she justified it by saying, “I have a lot of love to give”. My first thought was, “oh you want to keep your boyfriend and all the benefits that come with that while still getting dick on the side” 😂 felt kinda bad for the dude but I did what I had to do.

[@BikingVikingHH]

Me too, down in San Diego. She was super hot and he was a total nerd. she lived at his apartment and I would bang her while she told him to hang out in the library on campus lol She had her cake and was eating it too, and doormat of a boyfriend like a little emotional support animal, free rent, and stunt cock on the side. The funny part was when I decided to get a real girlfriend and she got mad that I was seeing someone else lol

[@jethro-wilkinson]

I had the same thing. She finished things after a few months because I wouldn't treat it like a real relationship. She wanted two boyfriends 😂

[@t.c.4321]

If it wasn't you it would have been someone else

[@supkane1674]

I’m attracted to Peepops loyal dawg status!

[@ThePokerStreets916]

As always, thanks for the great content guys!

[@RayDesmond587]

I agree, we live in a world were we have listen to every word a woman says and take it as the truth.

[@stoicsavage509]

You actually don't have to take anything you don't believe as truth

[@brandonthorpe9905]

Matt almost talked shit on Trump “Clinton was a bad boy about it. Apparently he’d grab me by the… I mean” 😂

[@SitKid721]

If you have a kid getting a dna test should be mandatory

[@juanvaldez5422]

1 in 200? Lol … 30 percent, bro . 3 out of 10 aren’t the dad

[@calebamore]

Open relationships are great if you need to torpedo your life and others'

[@logicaldebateUSA]

Most "serious" monogamous relationships fail though. Why not preach being single forever is better than both?

[@_DMNO_]

​@@logicaldebateUSAMost don't actually. Of course as society declines, the concept of a monogamous relationship does with it. For now though, we're just on the precipice. The majority of relationships succeed, but I do believe that will become a minority soon.

[@logicaldebateUSA]

@@_DMNO_ Basic math is obviously not a subject you are good at.

[@logicaldebateUSA]

@@_DMNO_ Over 50% of all romantic relationships end before someone in them dies. So you saying "Most don't actually." is just silly.

[@solaireastora5394]

​@@logicaldebateUSA50 50 is good odds

[@garrettwright6373]

Yall never heard the term captain save a hoe?

[@dubbydub9245]

Bro went from "Ew! No! Never!" to "Well first I gotta pick it out..."

[@theoruiz8989]

Poor Phil 😂😂😂😂

[@awesomebrozcom]

Adam22 is calling

[@TehUltimateSnake]

Blacked

[@AceWumboFlapJack]

That Astoria shoutout!

[@benosonline]

This was definitely a night cast

[@YoutubSosetXui]

1 in 10 kids are not from "official" father

[@curtishockert-lotz8993]

He’s absolutely, right.

[@rtothec1234]

I’d love to see the day walker with GI Jane.

[@WcbJNt5R]

2y later… that thumbnail is epic.

[@Stimros_halabad]

Little body, big head. The Dawgz. Nuff said

[@bboyk9]

"buck wild" lolololol

[@SeemoreDunkan]

Truth is a thorny issue 👨🏻

[@SDCGI]

thank you for this

[@dun769]

There are good ladies out there if you refuse to settle, demand what you want and get a pre nuptial agreement.

[@Derek_Monk]

1 in 4........

[@ericpelate4344]

What number podcast was this lmao I wana watch the whole thing

[@mheiseus]

Can't make a 304 a house wife

[@bulldog1010123]

Where do you find these Eps? On apple pods they don’t start til episode 300

[@xgtwb6473]

Open for me but not for theee

[@closer20jc]

30% of paternity tests the man is not the father

[@spaghettitime3263]

Literally one of the oldest romance stories of all time is a princess falling in love with a man of low status and choosing him over a high status man that wants to marry her.

[@elumayo4090]

Emphasis on story

[@Jajaky]

Shrek?

[@goobcity]

good thinking bro real life is exactly like a disney movie

[@LatajaceStadoKotow]

And what do you think made the story noteworthy enough to catch on?

[@Godfailedyoustophumpinghisleg]

​@@elumayo4090 You need to give the lower classes some semblance of hope or how else do you get them to obey?

[@nnnickkk]

We live in a society where there are open relationships, trans kids, and senile men running a country. It will all be over soon.

[@NeoAndersonChannel1]

And the modern woman participates in Prostitution Culture or whorish social trends in some shape, form or fashion - like taking naked pictures of themselves that and distributing them amongst strangers across the globe under the false pretense of "anonymity" and mental gymnastics vaulting over accountability. "Prostitution" in its various forms, is actually revered as a viable "career choice" for modern women. Casually dressing like a whore in mundane pedestrian life is accepted; in fact, if you protest to the sight/spectacle then they will insist something is wrong with *you* .

[@JohnMcAfee-se9ms]

Put trans kids in all the top political positions

[@tbobtbob330]

I was in an open relationship for 15 years, and it was awesome. I would never do anything like that with a wife, though.

[@shailonnoelle7175]

You were just a fuck buddy not in a relationship

[@TheGreatK0rnholio]

hell nah not even if its an adam22 thing where im at least making a bag, dont care how much i get paid its not happening

[@nickt8564]

ITY DUDE!! Lol

[@briangallagher3106]

IJS dude. ITY dude!,, hahaha

[@brandnew3225]

Its hypernergamous

[@Baker-e8s]

Paternity testing should be mandatory regardless of relationship status.

[@GIDAEONGULLY]

3:38 50 shades of brown.

[@bougiebum9138]

Fiddy shadez of gay

[@shitikishitiko]

When women are for the streets just remember youve gained an eskimo brother for life

[@hellpermonkey]

Matt stating facts LAWL abrasive ass XD

[@Kevtron9000]

The dog is hot on this one

[@jmreynaud]

Hpernergamous 😂😂😂😂

[@1Dax]

yeah, that's a no for me dawg

[@shinobi-no-bueno]

Just say yes, break up with her in your head (because the relationship is dead) and then quiet quit the relationship while you look for the next chick/apartment