MST3K - Best of Riding With Death

[@mallowmallow2070]

That was a great handshake man. This is a pretty mellow Top Secret operation- nobody's getting uptight, everythings cool, no baggage or hang ups. I'm just gonna hang in there baby, you bet your sweet bippy. I'll do my thing, they'll do theirs. Just gotta keep it mellow. It's what being Ben Murphy's all about; and I'm Ben Murphy.

[@hayberdasher8625]

Brought to you by Ben Murphy.

[@wickedmuffin76]

I wish I had time to watch this, but I have to finish these patent papers...

[@Cant_I_pee_in_peace]

“My patent papers are at a slight angle, Sam. What’s going on?”

[@HoryShiitMan]

Some say he's still cleaning his glasses

[@Anynom]

The glasses-cleaning bit always kills me. "They have 13 hours to drive from Torrance to Long Beach?" "Fade-away jerk handshake." "No? This can't be? YOU'RE DEAD?" "Is she in Heaven, Mike?" "He's as elusive as I am!"

[@TheVampirePredator]

"They have 13 hours to drive from Torrance to Long Beach?" I know it’s 13 years after the fact, but ever driven in LA traffic?

[@jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj178]

"Lucky guy...he's about to find out I'm Ben Murphy."

[@jasonlilly9704]

"Keep on truckin'. Peace, Ben Murphy"

[@AsYourCruiseDirector]

My dad was a patent examiner for 30 years, and not once did he mention working on his patent papers riding in the back of a truck driven by Ben Murphy.

[@vonzigle]

He probably didn't deal with turkeys much either!

[@greedyd5524]

Jenny C. Did he mention Robert Denby and why he was so elusive

[@control_the_pet_population]

... but ironically he did invent a highly unstable chemical fuel additive.

[@markzilla6895]

"Sam, I'm blown to several thousand bits, but I've gotta finish these patent papers!"

[@OrangeJoe0101]

"It cant be?! You Invisible?!" For some reason that line kills me.

[@jonathanwashington6083]

In addition I LOVED the sketch at the end with the anamatronic cardboard Abby. (lethargically): "Give it the ol' college try, Sam."

[@zombiepi]

I wear glasses and sometimes it can be a real bear getting those babies clean, so I sympathize with the guy in the movie. *squeak squeak squeak*

[@jchristian3]

How could you leave out, Cupcake: "Wait, I can explain, honest!" Crow: "...you're an idiot; and I fooled you."

[@vonzigle]

As many times as I've watched this, the turkey jokes make me LOL every time!

[@zacmoore4448]

+vonzigle Were they butterballs?

[@vonzigle]

+zac moore Yes, Butterballs are my turkeys of choice... They are juicy and tender and have a great sense of humor! 🍗🦃

[@tleatherland]

You left out my favorite part: "Robert Reed and Tom T. Hall!" This just might be my favorite MST3K episode ever.

[@romra3803]

After watching these clips, I can confidently say I have absolutely no idea what the actual movie was about. Except that it involves turkeys.

[@krikkitelder]

hahaha, the glasses cleaning scene

[@CynthiannaMatthews]

Gotta love the "jive turkeys" who created this mish-mash of a movie! Perfect MST3K fodder. :)

[@jjhartwell99]

Ben Murphy vs the elusive Robert Denby vs Emperor Cupcake vs those dirty glasses!

[@GeneralOlde]

Yeah, being Ben Murphy has its advantages, like being Ben Murphy.

[@starbearry]

1) "You can keep the Black Barts off my mudflaps" 2) "Uhh Ben, my patent papers are at a slight angle!" 3) "No whey girl, no whey... just curds."

[@UnwantedStudios3]

"He is as elusive as I am!"

[@filidorable]

The King approaches!

[@stuckinnostalgia4356]

"I have a new friend and his name is Buffalo"

[@JohnBrown-pq9tj]

Possibly my favorite riff in this episode.

[@ethanmacdonald4133]

This can't beee?! You're deeead?!!

[@DougiesLocker]

+Ethan Macdonald Noooo I'm Noooooot

[@rarmstrong86]

+Captain Morgan It can't beee! You're invisible!

[@tfcprod]

"Call the smokies" "On what? The radiator?"

[@MutantLitherKhan]

My patent papers are at a slight angle, Sam. What's going on? Sam, my patent papers are wondering why we stopped.

[@chaseroush6503]

If I ever got Ben Murphy's autograph, I would ask him to write, "Stay cool, you turkey!"

[@control_the_pet_population]

"Lucky guy is about to find out that I'm", Ben Murphy

[@inthetoyroom4life]

I dont know ow if this has been stated, but what makes that whole "they have 13 hours to drive from Torrance to Long Beach" funnier is if you look up directions it usually takes like 20 minutes

[@Mpshfromlowell64]

I have just three words: New England Journalists

[@control_the_pet_population]

Death rides comfortably with Central Moving & Storage!

[@enygmaa1981]

whats great about this is that now i don't have to watch the whole movie! you summed up all the funniest parts and i laughed til i cried... awesome...

[@patchworkmusic]

I can never hear the word turkey the same again. Thanksgiving is gonna be hilarious now!

[@CerbTheDog]

I wanted to get tense but i remembered, Extreme Mellowness Advised

[@MsMystie3K]

"You want a table dance, Lazy Rider?"

[@jonathanwashington6083]

You can say what you will about this movie but the important thing to remember is that Abby is "some gal."

[@HollowerFollower]

THE TRIPOLYDINE-Oh wait, that was before..

[@t1p9d]

New England journalists!

[@apo18llo]

I've ridden with death...and he does NOT pony up for gas!

[@Redbikemaster]

Love this episode, though I'll say, as a truck driver, I HATE when people sing on the CB. SHUT UP

[@OneThousandWorlds]

Well, the turkeys used deutrium-stained glasses to blow up cupcakes's tripolodene-soaked patent papers. Robert Denby's some gal!

[@maxell149]

It can't beeeeee you need more subscribers!!!! I love that line heheh...

[@ilixcota]

My patent papers are at a slight angle, Sam!

[@jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj178]

"Are we not men?" HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@DRChupacabrah]

"Dr. Hale will ride in the back with a 2 gallon jug of tripolodyne-" Crow: Some Pretzels... so simple and dumb, but that line always cracks me up

[@techboysf]

Sam, how do you spell "patent"?

[@romra3803]

The 'fade away jerk handshake'.

[@spacecatboy2962]

2.25.....GOOD TO SEE JERRY REED WORKIN AGAIN

[@ChroniclersCompanyPics]

"Oh, I'm not cool, so I'll have to shake regular"

[@docdave15]

this can't BE? you're DEAD? i'm ACTING?!

[@MsGrapeNehi]

More turkey jokes! MORE, I SAY!

[@davidturbo8566]

I'm on yer ass I'm on yer ass

[@torgover-l1n]

I'd hit the like button, but my glasses are filthy.

[@inthetoyroom4life]

Driving from Torrance to Long Beach with moderate traffic would take roughly.. 24 minutes. Think they have enough time? Lol

[@V8interceptor1000]

"It probably wasn't worth it" "It DEFINITELY wasn't worth it!"

[@DasGoldenBoy]

Peter Fonda is Richard Petty in the Marcel Marceau story.

[@tomh.2405]

I've always thought Ben's CB handle during the caper should have been "Definitely Not a Secret Agent Surreptitiously Transporting Triprolidine."

[@Damar158]

"Oh look, a couple of VAAANS." Giant Spider Invasion reference.

[@onionbob]

OPTICAL ILLUSION-AHH!!

[@BlackHoleBrew42]

That was a great handshake, man. Pretty Mellow Top Super Operation, nobody's gettin' uptight, everthings cool, no baggage or hangups. I'm just gonna hang in there, baby, you bet your sweet bippy. I'll do my thing, they'll do theirs. Just gotta keep melt. That's what bein Ben Murphy is all about... and I'm Ben Murphy.

[@biffyqueen]

My glasses are filthy

[@BryonYoungblood]

*Riding With Death* Mike: Oh, the Matthew Broderick story! Crow: And believe me, Death does NOT pony up for gas! Sam: Yeah, but then one man's meat is anothjer man's poison. Mike: Turkey meat that is. Crow: It can't be!? You're invisible?! Crow: The tripolodyne! Oh, wait. Bryon

[@teejay2788]

Were they butter balls?... we'll have a turkey update lol

[@CartridgeMaster]

4:29 Christ he’s a terrible driver

[@apemantus67]

I hope it never stops being the 70s

[@fleafriend]

"New England journalists!"

[@wormswithteeth]

The king approaches! XD

[@MrBigcityal]

Pumping buffalo!

[@AsYourCruiseDirector]

They're working on their patent papers.

[@davidturbo8566]

Cupcake is adorable

[@vonzigle]

Emperor cupcake--she will rule ze world!

[@NYSkinsFan82]

This is a top 5 episode simply due to the filth on his glasses..

[@VC-xj1fs]

Chuh. Three turkeys must have downvoted this video.

[@vonzigle]

Now 4

[@nicholascortez728]

For whatever reason 5:35 is my favorite part of the episode. It's just so ridiculous.

[@greedyd5524]

Nicholas Cortez ha ha ha ha

[@wecontrolthevideo]

I missed that, in all those patent jokes, ha, ha, HAH

[@joshuablack8221]

The fact that it’s so ridiculous is the reason…

[@toledojack88]

"whooaaa the acid kicked in..." rofl

[@skylx0812]

@ 2:35 LOL!

[@alejandrodk1988]

Being Ben Murphy has it's advantages, like being Ben Murphy.

[@luciensanchez6451]

The best of riding with death = all of riding with death.

[@caturdaynite7217]

We've been watching this episode of MST3K on Thanksgiving day for years. What we can't figure out is, why are they trying to blow up a race car? What's the objective? I guess it's a movie, I should really just relax.

[@genghiscan2918]

It's Robert Denby's elusive motive

[@themastersword1621]

Ben Murphy: the Matthew McConaughey of the 70's.

[@stevep8445]

That's right chiefy.....

[@joshuablack8221]

Hey, sometimes you have to thoroughly clean your glasses 😂

[@mst3KGf]

Awww, you left out my favorite lines. "Ah, that goey L.A. sky." "Birds? Nope, all dead." "You know, this film was a hit with elderly black women and Hispanic lesbians." "Not the H.G. Wells. Hud Gomer Wells."

[@specialpatrolgroup92]

I want a WWBMD bracelet I can look to when I'm stressed and need to mellow out.

[@geradical]

SOO ELUSIVE!!!!!! I CAN'T... deal...

[@eddieavilia2299]

He's so elusive...🤣

[@control_the_pet_population]

lot a bag switchin goin on... well, you guys probably got it under control.

[@dianeskiffington962]

Abby's some gal!

[@goreombola]

"Coming up on your mudflaps", people have such cute names for sex.

[@misfire33]

Oh jeez. That DEVO reference. :D

[@larryyounger8674]

11/22/18 6:30 am Turkey Turkey Turkey - mellow - TJ Swan - Turkey Turkey Turkey gonna be a great thanksgiving day! MST3K rocks!

[@MyMelyanna]

Woah, the acid kicked in. lol

[@mhz23]

Whoa, the acid...kicked in...

[@insanelionfanify]

Must be one of those airborne turkeys. ...

[@christophermartin1785]

Ben Murphy X Buffalo was the best Ship of the 1970s

[@donaldd.archuleta7600]

NOOOOOO IMMMM NOOOOT!!!!! LOL

[@Akira625]

Steven Bochco was the turkey responsible for this.

[@gerards.g.6983]

At least we didn't have to see Dennis Franz's hairy butt cheeks..

[@bobzmuda9603]

THE KING APPROACHETH

[@jengasias]

👀 I pooped my drawers im so excited!!

[@CallMeAmiedoll]

STOP HARASSING DENBY.

[@greedyd5524]

TheMadMovieMan you like Robert Denby?

[@MutantLitherKhan]

Sorry I said you were as elusive as Robert Denby.

[@hfb129]

LEAVE ROBERT DENBIGH ALONE!!

[@Sarcasmitron]

Prelude to the Afternoon of a Turkey