Joel and the bots find out what to do (or not to do) on a date.
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@EdgedShadow7 жыл бұрын
This is how dating in Utah is done to this very day
@hellodave75267 жыл бұрын
EdgedShadow we could learn a lot from them mormons
@th3r3dr3dkroovy7 жыл бұрын
Hello Dave like disowning and ostracizing anyone who gets divorced good idea ?????????
@EdgedShadow7 жыл бұрын
Nah that's not true, at least of the mainstream (LDS) Mormons. Plenty of people divorce here now. It's still far lower than the national average, but not uncommon at all.
@CaptApril1235 жыл бұрын
Utah sounds like a nice place.
@markusallen56344 жыл бұрын
So, if I wanted to date a Mormon girl, how many dates would it take for me to get her out of her magic underpants?
@popsiclewizard80688 жыл бұрын
"She's already seen it." "Hang up."
@UselessShyte5 жыл бұрын
I’m not close to kidding, i had to stop the clip to finish losing my mind......that was GREAT
@daughterofolaf5 жыл бұрын
This entire short is amazing but that is my favorite part.
@lisardo5 жыл бұрын
I was cracking up after that!
@DrFrankensteam4 жыл бұрын
Best line!
@markdaniels71743 жыл бұрын
“What if she says no?” (SHE WILL!!)
@jimsmith44868 жыл бұрын
Have you ever had a week when you just need to watch as many of these as possible and remember what belly laughing feels like?
@Dane_Youssef6 жыл бұрын
Of course. That's why they exist! That's why this thing was more popular than the Beatles among the comedy-loving nerd-set! And that's why unlike the Beatles... they NEVER WENT OUT OF STYLE!!!
@elderlypoodle91816 жыл бұрын
Jim Smith AND how !!!!!!!!! Xo
@beccal71334 жыл бұрын
This is that week
@shadetreader3 жыл бұрын
That’s been every miserable week since Trump stole the 2016 election.
@am2320LG Жыл бұрын
LOVE MST3K! Watch to this day (11-Dec-2022!)🥰💐🤗😆😄
@SCSsurfer878 жыл бұрын
Nick: "What if she says 'no'?" Joel: "She WILL!"
@Dwigt_Rortugal2 ай бұрын
That's the one line I always remember from this!
@Laceykat668 жыл бұрын
Why has NO guy, in my entire history of dating, EVER invited me to a "Taffy Pull" ??? Guys are just not what they use to be.
@Arrowdodger8 жыл бұрын
+Laceykat66 taffy is awesome. makes me wonder where people can go to do that
@eyesofnight8 жыл бұрын
Want to go to a taffy pull with me?
@billsmith68848 жыл бұрын
+Laceykat66 Lacey, would you pull my taffy?
@eyesofnight8 жыл бұрын
chicks
@billsmith68848 жыл бұрын
Women always complain that men have lost the art of romance, yet when two guys offer to help one of them pull taffy the rude thing can't even be bothered accept. I don't think that a date could be more old fashioned than going taffy pulling.
@outofcuriosity25919 жыл бұрын
"My God, Kay's been missing since last February!" Just love how out of the blue it is.
@TimeandMonotony10 жыл бұрын
"Kay's worked on the kill floor, she knows where to deliver the blow." Had me howling.
@somosgenel3 жыл бұрын
Had me howling.
@ethanstone21973 жыл бұрын
somosgenel wtf
@starmanda883 жыл бұрын
@@somosgenel imagine making a response to a comment from SIX YEARS AGO and it’s this bizarre and unintelligible. You are a fascinating human.
@AshleyPomeroy3 жыл бұрын
@@starmanda88 It's fascinating because it almost makes sense. But not quite. That comment will haunt me.
@metaljacket8128 Жыл бұрын
@@starmanda88 It's the screaming that gets me
@dubbie179 жыл бұрын
"Hullo Kay?" "NO!" "How are you?" "...NO!!"
@rickrussell8 жыл бұрын
"Kay has worked on the kill floor. She knows where to deliver the blow."
@billsmith68848 жыл бұрын
+Rick Russell Fuck that is funny!
@linkone118 жыл бұрын
Nearly choked on that one, that was sublime
@rickrussell8 жыл бұрын
Swimming meets, for example, are very dull.
@mrjpb237 жыл бұрын
Slaughterhouse humor, amazing.
@monkeymouse10 жыл бұрын
"It begins with Jeff and Kay" "and a human ear" David Lynch!
@IWillNOtBeSilencedAgain8 жыл бұрын
Famous last words: "If this had been an actual date, you would have been told where to go..." CLASSIC!!
@Dfturcott10 жыл бұрын
NICK NO!! has become almost a secret handshake with my college friends lol
@priceman1419 жыл бұрын
YOU LOOKED IN MY BOOK, DIDN'T YOU?!
@TheBoomhahaha29 жыл бұрын
"I better change my pants" Boy did I miss that one when I was younger...
@fargocheef Жыл бұрын
shiiiit, after watching this countless times over the last 20-odd years, it just clicked with your post lol
@robertclark49299 жыл бұрын
This film is SWELL. Very swell. Couldnt get any sweller.
@dubbie179 жыл бұрын
Robert Clark Robert, you may need a doctor for all of that swelling.
@internziko9 жыл бұрын
Keyser Soze hey fellas, we got ourselves a Weisenheimer!
@billding70738 жыл бұрын
+Robert Clark I'm completely swollen!
@kirk19688 жыл бұрын
+Robert Clark Gee Robert, do ya think Kate would enjoy a swell scavenger sale? :D
@yourmother70528 жыл бұрын
+kirk1968 My brain is swelling.
@DarthTwilight8 жыл бұрын
"The sensuous pagan ritual begins..."
@michaelbeaudoin15187 жыл бұрын
"This party is getting out of control!" Hahaha
@UselessShyte5 жыл бұрын
“June is BUSTIN OUT ALL OVERRR!”
@janeadelaidelennox71934 жыл бұрын
Hey. When you're on a first date with someone, EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE that could possibly mean ANYTHING feels out of control. You've forgotten your roots, friend.
@sexobscura3 жыл бұрын
Cue Blackeyed Peas
@markdaniels71743 жыл бұрын
“This place is RAGIN’, yo!”
@cammameil7 жыл бұрын
"Kay's worked on the kill-floor, she knows where to deliver the blow..."
@meganary8767 жыл бұрын
"You can't inject puberty, it has to happen over time!"
@ricarleite8 жыл бұрын
"I was kidding, hang up the phone" One of my favorite shorts...
@kirk19688 жыл бұрын
Same. Great classroom film with awesome MST3K commentary :)
@UselessShyte5 жыл бұрын
“MY GOD KAYS BEEN MISSING SINCE LAST FEBRUARY...”
@christophergargaro9595 жыл бұрын
The brilliance of the MST3K crew is their ability to take a short like this that doesn’t appear to have many riff opportunities due to the pure dullness of it and provide genuine humor.
@MrSnazzy018 жыл бұрын
"Hello...Hello Kay?" "No!"
@tomryan9143 жыл бұрын
"If you see Kay..."
@robertdiotalevi60736 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine Nick on the wedding night? I hope he brings Jeff as support!
@luisreyes19633 жыл бұрын
Awkward...😅
@robertdiotalevi60733 жыл бұрын
@@luisreyes1963 🤮
@laurallewien21652 жыл бұрын
He had to consult the manual......
@robertdiotalevi60732 жыл бұрын
@@laurallewien2165 LL, I think he may have used cue cards, too 😂!
@carlsaganlives4141 Жыл бұрын
It's not gonna be a problem, Kay's 'been around the block' before she took a vow of celibacy. Soon to reinstated after the first couple kids.
@KckStartMyHeart8 жыл бұрын
"Oh, I thought you were talking to me, sorry!" Lol, I love how delightfully random that was😂
@kalevala298 жыл бұрын
Awkward
@douggoodfellow88217 жыл бұрын
The fun part is the obvious blocking error. The poor girl wasn't supposed to be there, and genuinely wonders if she has a line, or is supposed to respond in some fashion!
@SandraNevermind7 жыл бұрын
3:39: "June is bustin' out all overrrrrrrr!" Oh my God, I really can't watch these at work.
@UselessShyte5 жыл бұрын
“June is BUSTIN OUT ALL OVERRRRR!”
@kirk19689 жыл бұрын
"...but it looks like it could be fun!" Doesn't it...DOESN'T IT?!
@s4ujcd8 жыл бұрын
+kirk1968 I'M CAPTAIN KIRK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@afmghost17593 жыл бұрын
Better say yes, dammit!
@michaelgulick81665 жыл бұрын
Kay: "Oh, hello Nick! How are you?" Joel: "I hurt inside."
@tigercap1007 жыл бұрын
They should really pull their pants higher.
@Samus1234516 жыл бұрын
Hike, hike, hike, hike your pants up!
@DesertSun06 жыл бұрын
This was back before they invented the hips and groin. He's just a torso attached directly to two legs.
@gummieworms39094 жыл бұрын
@@Samus123451 I Love you for this comment😂😂😭😂🤣🤣🤣🤗
@quantanglement4 жыл бұрын
@@gummieworms3909 I think if you took these guys and the guys that get arrested on Live PD, then met half way between pant height wise - it would be just about right.
@Arrowdodger10 жыл бұрын
All things considered, helmet hair or not, Kay's kinda cute.
@jimmymurphy77893 жыл бұрын
...And she eats her Sammich sooo Sexy !
@tiffanyb9410 жыл бұрын
Loving these MST3K riffs of 1950s instructional videos!
@erfreak157 жыл бұрын
"You looked in my book, didn't you?!"
@nikoincroatia7 жыл бұрын
Actually this is pretty good advice if you're a socially awkward wreck who has no idea what they're doing. I could've used some of these videos in high school
@HolyKhaaaaan7 жыл бұрын
That's what I was thinking. It's mainly the camp style they'd be pecking at, but it seems common sense sound advice.
@elafimilo81995 жыл бұрын
Holy Khan honestly, I think that's Coronet shorts all over.
@ruffianoo4 жыл бұрын
Me too...
@mikezylstra75143 жыл бұрын
Me too, except a boy couldn't ask another boy out on a date in my day. You'd get committed.
@christopherwall21213 жыл бұрын
There are, imho, quite a few MST3K shorts that still have good advice today, where the riffs help keep people engaged. Example: there are apparently car dealerships that show the "Hired!" shorts as part of training, since the sales points are still sound, and the riffs make it entertaining.
@SerrasVictoria2 жыл бұрын
"It was a good idea coming here tonight, double dating with Jeff and Phyllis." "But mostly Jeff." 😂
@mcddna12 жыл бұрын
"you looked in my book, didn't you!?" "what if she says no?" She will. Best MSt3K short ever!
@douggoodfellow88217 жыл бұрын
"Woo hoo! Our luggage is here!" It wasn't until the third or fourth viewing that I made the connection with the "Baggage Checked" sign in the background...
@julieporter78053 жыл бұрын
Okay I am under the impression that without intrusive narrated shorts,,no one would know how to do anything in the 1950's.😆
@lindacanapp40328 жыл бұрын
Festoonery....
@TanzDerSchatten8 жыл бұрын
I wonder who took Kay to see "Wagon Train" before Nick could. He probably pushes so hard for that second date because he knows there's another guy out there planning his next move.
@carlsaganlives4141 Жыл бұрын
Now Nick can claim the baby isn't his.
@tr44802 ай бұрын
Jeff was the other guy, the sneaky horn dog.
@stirnersretrowave50948 жыл бұрын
Narrator: A group doing things together... Joel: Hurts.
@hovanti13 жыл бұрын
"Are you SURE you like this sort of thing?" What do you want from me, Nick?!?"
@ParadoxBattleZone15 жыл бұрын
"... it looks like it could be fun." "Doesn't it. DOESN'T IT?!"
@simplylogan939 жыл бұрын
*smash!* "DENNISSSSSSSSSSSS!!"
@tdog6520418 жыл бұрын
Lost my shit at June is busting out all over.
@KaneRobot5 жыл бұрын
"I decided to come out of hiding!" "...is she Salman Rushdie?"
@venicementor20689 жыл бұрын
"A weenie roast to learn about give and take."
@communistjesus7 жыл бұрын
"A weenie roast to learn about give and take."
@janeadelaidelennox71934 жыл бұрын
Isn't that more a third date thing though? Jesus Kay, have some dignity, sheesh...
@JHATDRUMMER19762 жыл бұрын
hey guys whats a weenie roast?lol
@luisreyes19634 ай бұрын
@@JHATDRUMMER1976 It's a group of the popular kids in high school picking on a randomly chosen nerd for an hour. 😆
@daughterofolaf5 жыл бұрын
2:44 😂😂😂😂 Servo’s reaction to Kay molesting the phone.
@TitanTed4 жыл бұрын
2:25 "Oh - hello, Kay?" "No" "This is Nick Baxter" "No" Makes me laugh every time I hear it.
@kirk19688 жыл бұрын
ICE CREAM I LOVE THIS PARTY
@luisreyes19632 жыл бұрын
You would, Dweeb. 😂
@markdaniels71743 жыл бұрын
My parents met in high school, in the 1950s. They were like George McFly and Lorraine Baines. I imagine they’ve done lots of weenie roasts and taffy pulls (and taffy roasts and weenie pulls).
@judymarlene34142 жыл бұрын
I think I dislocated something laughing so hard…..I hope I don’t run across any more of these….I’ll have to go to the doctor.
@ericrypt4 жыл бұрын
Personally? This is the funniest thing MST3K has done, I’ve been watching this damn clip for years and I know that they have a lot of great material but this one short somehow made me laugh the most.
@nickforbes-warren66027 жыл бұрын
June is bustin'out all OVERR!!
@adiraiju93368 жыл бұрын
"I need to know what NOT to do on a date!" I think we all know someone who needs to know that...
@deafmusician23 жыл бұрын
Best line besides the kill floor bit
@luisreyes19632 жыл бұрын
Too late for Jeffrey Epstein, I reckon. 😑
@OriginalRocketJock9 жыл бұрын
3:46 "Aaron Copeland throws a party!"
@calvinmaynardtmt10 жыл бұрын
Swimming meets -- a perfect excuse to see your date in a bathing suit.
@FWaNKuS889 жыл бұрын
Kaye's worked on the kill floor; she knows where to deliver the blow.
@TTWackyDog5 жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear, my actual weenie ended up in the roast
@luisreyes19634 ай бұрын
Hope your Blue Cross was paid up. 😅
@tomvalveede68082 жыл бұрын
A weenie roast is a Swell idea. It gets us on the topic... LOL 😄
@lilliangriffin90139 жыл бұрын
This is why I'm so grateful that I was born in the 80's.
@woohan64309 жыл бұрын
Lillian Griffin It's the 80's.... do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan.
@lilliangriffin90139 жыл бұрын
I have to admit, The 80's era had it's flaws. It was a cool time although we had a president that sucked balls. -_-
@deafmusician23 жыл бұрын
70s, here... Good enough
@deafmusician23 жыл бұрын
@@lilliangriffin9013 jimmy carter's home mortgage rates at 11% were considered GREAT rates... Yeah, it was a hoot
@Schmindrik10 жыл бұрын
Hugh Beaumont narrating! (Mr. Cleaver from Leave it to Beaver)
"With each dial he comes closer and closer to the most humiliating moment of his life." "Kay, Kay, Kay! What about my needs?!"
@GretaZ-dd3lu Жыл бұрын
"How many ways can I say no!?!" cracked me up too much.
@JamesRDavenport10 жыл бұрын
Anytime is a good time for some MST3K memories. :)
@jcb33937 жыл бұрын
"Hey, you read the list too!" It was rather uncanny how many of the items on that list she was also rattling off. I'd be worried about a girl who likes to roast weenies, though...
@KWCline919 жыл бұрын
Sign says "Baggage Checked1' HEY HEY! ARE LUGGAGES ARE HERE! WOOHOO!
@sarahl7017 жыл бұрын
YOU LOOKED IN MY BOOK DIDN'T YOU
@steviechan1397 жыл бұрын
"Would Kay enjoy a bike trip? Or a weenie roast? "Nick, no!" DX
@F00dTube10 жыл бұрын
What I love about this is they made the experience look much more awkward than it in reality is. Sort of the opposite of what happens today.
@DWor-9 жыл бұрын
See, this is what I keep telling people who are lonely. Get your geek on. Find what you enjoy and not just in media but in activity! I admit that Coronet Film strip (I think it was Coronet but anyway) "What To Do On A Date" was, yes, cheezy. But it makes this same point. We find what we agree on in enjoyment and then celebrate any differences without having to win others over to them! (Still love the jokes added, though.)
@jillyfern12 жыл бұрын
I lived in the states for a year in 1994 and I was obsessed with MST3K and this was one of my favourite shorts. I really, really missed it when I came back to England. Thank god for KZbin and Rifftrax!
@jonathanwashington608310 жыл бұрын
Everyone makes fun of this short, but you can learn a lot. For instance, did you know that you can find out what a girl likes, by (gasp!) asking her? What a revolutionary concept!
@Wombatus77710 жыл бұрын
Whoa... I've got to... talk... on a date?
@mrjpb237 жыл бұрын
They like the D. What's to ask about?
@coloneldookie72227 жыл бұрын
Nick seemed so shocked that a female like Kay had interests, hopes, and low enough standards to date him.
@uiscepreston7 жыл бұрын
You can also find out the same information by stalking her, leafing through her trashcans, picking the locks on her apartment door/diary, and trying on her unmentionables while she's at Lamaze.
@kettle_of_chris6 жыл бұрын
This thread is awesome - I seriously laughed at every one of these comments - it's amazing how many funny comments people post on YT; especially on MST3K videos! It reminds me that I'm not as funny as I think I am sometimes. Anyway, thanks to all of those who commented here; you made my day!
@jjoshaugh6 жыл бұрын
Still a better love story than Twilight. And Fifty Shades.
@Soultaker_For_Hire6 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@ryanschneider1155 жыл бұрын
Or Fifty Twilight
@RanMouri824 жыл бұрын
Fifty Shades started as a Twilight fanfic, so that fits.
@quantanglement4 жыл бұрын
@@RanMouri82 I thought 50 shades darker had something to do with my email page settings. At least that's what i was told. Were they misleading me?
@theboombody2 жыл бұрын
For a long time, this was my very favorite short.
@deimoskaischylos7 жыл бұрын
I swear, I've watched every bit of content available for MST3k for season...two or so and onward, watching each several dozen times, and they still never fail to amuse me.
@anubis17517 жыл бұрын
Deimos kai Aischylos Same here.
@adiraiju93368 жыл бұрын
"So, where're they going on the date?" "A taffy pull, they said." "Huh... wait, isn't the neighbor's kitten named Taffy?" "...Shit." (*bolts for the door*)
@luisreyes19634 жыл бұрын
Dude, that's grim. 😧
@bryanbeck21447 жыл бұрын
modern version: Jeff's friend takes girl for himself and posts pics of their sex life on snapchat.
@joeblow72363 жыл бұрын
a comment from 2021 Jeff's friend dumps girl, dates Jeff.
@griffinhallsey2778 жыл бұрын
This party is getting out of control!!
@coastaldeserter16 жыл бұрын
"With each dial, Nick comes closer and closer to the most humilating moment of his life."
@scitsalcoryp8 жыл бұрын
Best advice be Yourself
@rogersrangers53788 жыл бұрын
16 months later Nick's decomposing body was found outside a building in the country. He was found with pulled taffy stuffed into his eye sockets and the words "No More F'n Weenie Roasts" carved into his chest.
@luisreyes19637 жыл бұрын
Thanks for sharing, Buffalo Bill.
@laurallewien21652 жыл бұрын
Susan Atkins future kill there...
@motosurfninja10 жыл бұрын
19 people went on the weenie roast date
@luisreyes19636 жыл бұрын
Nick Vitto Hope they sought medical attention soon after.
@DarkosLjubavi4 жыл бұрын
Which means.. someone was a third wheel. 🤔
@mpr32094 жыл бұрын
June is bustin’ out all over! This short has me crying ever time I watch it.
@cultfilmfreakreviews6 жыл бұрын
"June is bustin' out all oooverrr!!"
@buhe111 жыл бұрын
God, I loved it when they did the educational ones. They were at their best with them because of the material they provided.
@NathanArnoldCharging11 жыл бұрын
"...from the lunch menu?!" X-D haha Best short ever!
@CarryLarry8 жыл бұрын
1:13 slightly re-imagined, this could be one heck of a slasher movie
@TheFinalGirly10 жыл бұрын
MST3K and RiffTrax
@noc_yt9 жыл бұрын
GirlDoesRant Love your channel :)
@SecondOpinionMan6 жыл бұрын
HELLO FROM THE FUTURE or present or whatever
@scotthersey43802 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, shorts like this might've been handy back in the '80s.
@StanBennet10 жыл бұрын
Bring this show back!
@Arthurian_Rabbit9 жыл бұрын
There's always Rifftrax C:
@DerickVonD9 жыл бұрын
***** Joel Hodgson said at a panel earlier this year, that he plans on bringing the show back, but they'll be a new host.
@dianalewandowski76159 жыл бұрын
DerickVonD they need to, there surely is no shortage of stupid movies to tear apart. in the meantime, me and my hubby have been standing in proxy for them until they come back lol
@Pockehhh6 жыл бұрын
StanBennet boy do i have some news for you
@aprilnewton40526 жыл бұрын
It is back. #webroughtbackmst3k
@TheObvious18907 жыл бұрын
I think of this as the prequel to More Dates For Kay.
@fpg213263fu7 жыл бұрын
And then Kay Does Dallas.
@cryptiecreep14 жыл бұрын
Geez, I've met cardboard cutouts with more personality than these kids! Thank you, Joel and Bots, for putting up with such epic blandness.
@scitsalcoryp8 жыл бұрын
Ice Cream ? I Love this party !
@luisreyes19634 ай бұрын
What are you, stuck in the Gay 90's? 🎠
@tackyman20117 жыл бұрын
Tequila and condoms are sure to be a hit, and make ANY date a special occasion.
@SimonTingle10 жыл бұрын
Directed by Ted Peshak. Starring Robert Casey. (From imdb). Ted seemed to direct most of these public service / information videos. According to imdb Ted was born in 1917 & died in 2006. Thanks to MST3K 😀
@ChrisOnStage24 жыл бұрын
"Kay has worked on the kill floor. She knows where to deliver the blow." I lost it......
@nikkidarelli63157 жыл бұрын
I was told to watch this😂😂
@daughterofolaf4 жыл бұрын
Nikki Darelli You should marry whoever told you to watch it.
@PugnaciousT1513 жыл бұрын
08:17 I love how Kay says "Take the CUOAKES out there!" :D