MST3K - Favorite Moments - Deathstalker

Deathstalker and the warriors from hell features one of the most annoying heroes ever and a very oddly dressed badguy. Great stuff!

[@cantstandya2]

"Who are you?" "We smelt your food." Crow-"THAT WAS THE LAST GUYS NAME!"

[@BryonYoungblood]

Deathstalker: In the end, all I'll get is flowers on my head and everyone telling me how wonderful I am. Mike, Crow, and Servo: *SHUT UP!!!*

[@gaglir]

"They need a smug bastard in the next village."

[@aaronjwilson84]

"Put your dwarf on oscillating."

[@eggbuscus]

"Use tongue as blunt object. Swab tongue onto every available surface."

[@johnwriter8234]

(One minute into film ...): "Is it too early to hate this guy?"

[@Feckinpaddy29]

"Guess what I've been doing!"

[@melodymorano]

"DIE!" "Okay!" Gets me every time XD

[@monkeymouse]

Left out the best part of the horrid ending theme: when Mike starts singing "Safety Dance"!

[@auritone]

Yeah, missed quite a lot in the first ones I did. They were more experiments than anything else. I'll probably revisit some of the earlier ones when I have the time.

[@pdlbean]

Who are you? I smelled your food. That was the last guy's name!

[@SuperAvies]

"In the end, I'll get flowers on my head and everyone telling me how wonderful I am." ALL: "SHUT UP!!"

[@rubystevens4593]

my favorite part: "uh, I have a cat poster."

[@edgarallanlovecraft5485]

The castle shot at 3:04 is from multiple Corman epics, including The Terror and The Raven. I'll bet the paid Rog 10 maybe 15 bucks for the rights!

[@christieperry4361]

Hard to look menacing when you're dressed like Maude

[@RoxyRacerGT]

There's another part that was pretty funny when Deathstalker & Trauxartas (sp?) were sword fighting. There was a obvious action scene miscue where Robert North (deathstalker) forgets to swing his sword at Trauxartas so Traux' grab's D.S.'s sword making it appear he's trying to stab him then Servo says something like "Must I do everything!? JEEZ!"

[@pdlbean]

"Kinda hard to look menacing when you're dressed like Maude." "Hey! Somebody TP'ed your ghost!"

[@GoblinXXX]

(Doot dootie-doot doot dootie dootie dootie doot, doot dootie doot doot doooo) "I- put the- beats in my- Own script, and I'm- Sticking- To them!"

[@rettic]

Music by: a total spazz! Haha!

[@williamhowe1]

Who are you? Smelled your food! That was the last guy's name!

[@toluron20]

Who are we? BATS! What do We want? INSECTS! When do We want 'em? NOW...right now Squeak, squeak! now a regular phrase i will use going down the hall.

[@tennispink]

"Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak..." LMAO

[@dancingowlbear]

"I've got to write Radagast. He'll never believe this!"

[@BryonYoungblood]

Crow: He's Batman! Truxardis: There's a third STONE!!! Servo: And I'm passing it! Crow: Hard to look menacing when you're dressed like Maude! Crow: Excuse me, Mr. Moose Warrior... Mike: I'm a bat!! Mike: This movie's like playing Doom when there aren't any monsters or opponents! Crow: Oh, apparently he eats jellied gasoline and toast every morning! Mike: Tron?! Bryon

[@johnwriter8234]

"potatoes are what WE eat."

[@user-lk7cv8vg7r]

John E McCormick gaaah... I meant a potato rabbit!

[@femoman]

Should be noted that every single Deathstalker movie is a Corman flick.

[@FrenchPaul1988]

That explains the castle shot around 03:03 - stock footage also seen in several other Corman movies.

[@TheInnerSanctuary]

"It's hard to look menacing when you're dressed like Maude. O.o"

[@Anynom]

You left out Mike's brilliant summation: "This is one of the most ambitiously bad movies we have ever done!"

[@mikewatkin4438]

Missed the part where he jumps up on a low hanging branch and all the knights from hell ride under. There is no way that they couldn't see him, so the guys add in.. hi deathstalker, hey deathstalker, can the last guy riding by stab deathstalker... definitely one of my favourite MST3Ks.

[@auritone]

Mike Watkin Yup, missed a lot in the first ones.

[@halleck3]

The pseudo-medieval ones are generally great. The Undead was also spectacular.

[@sclarin2]

GUESS WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING!

[@jayjooisland]

Music by a total spazz.

[@merlin262005]

The director's vision; confusion racked with ambiguity.

[@UpSky2]

- That's some dumb hat Harry. - So eat your potatos. *I*'m not going to!

[@ogopolo]

"Ever since he got back from the Crusades hes been weird" I think of that every-time the Crusade ends in Crusader Kings 2.

[@rabapab23]

(Deep voice) Squeak, squeak, squeak.

[@halleck3]

As this clip shows... this one is worth watching in full. Right up there with other medieval epic shitstorms such as The Undead (hilarious) and Delta Knights.

[@jlprizm]

That Hasselhoff reference was even better since this actor was on Baywatch for a couple of episodes.

[@Torgo1001]

"Get her dressed." "In what?! She only has those rags she came here in!" "Give her something of yours, then...something beautiful and soft." "Wait, something of mine!"

[@rogers7116]

Good selection. You left out two of my favorite ones. At the funeral pyre for the woman (who ate lots of potatoes), there are two great riffs: "Poke her with a fork so she doesn't explode" and "I have to say, she was Orida."

[@auritone]

Left a lot out of the early ones. Would love to do some of them again, but simply do not have the time anymore.

[@maniacaldude]

Don't forget "Quick! Jam a potato in the wound!"

[@MegaTaylor12345]

squeak like you've never squeaked before men lmao

[@ElvenApparition]

The boys were on a ball in this movie! 8D

[@101Volts]

That hat the guy on the horse in the middle is wearing at about 0:52 looked so much like a toy hat for a Lego character from some Lego series from the late 1990s...

[@FrenchPaul1988]

I remember having Lego toys from their medieval line back in the mid-1990s and some knights had hats/helmets similar to that, so I can see where you're coming from with this comment.

[@brianfuller5868]

Good riffs on a sucky movie. I still remember Thom Christopher dead line delivery, the lame "wizard" and the bat wings.

[@hewh0wearspants]

ah, that classic Relson laugh

[@stevenDOTdanger]

The princess in this movie is now the United States ambassador to Denmark. I can't even...

[@auritone]

You are bloody kidding....

[@auritone]

No you are not.... I'm Danish and I didn't even notice that. Consider my mind rather blown right now.

[@trekamp99]

I just discovered this a few days ago. Consider me equally confused.

[@DrGregoryHouseIT]

This guy peaked in the Middle Ages!

[@grnhair2001]

top ten riff: I put the beats in my own script, and I'm sticking with em.

[@Torgo1001]

"So...Michael McDonald is fighting the guy from Loverboy?"

[@TimACroninMusic]

"YEAAAAHH YOUUUUU"

[@racheledwards2338]

Uh I have a cat poster

[@Auteckre]

Oh man, you messed some of the best parts from Truxardis! "It's Truxardis! Sunday at the Metrodome!" "And you! You nut, GET over here!"

[@DenOfVipers]

The lady sorceress in this one was so cute. That is all this movie had going for it.

[@FrenchPaul1988]

Which lady is it ? Several rather cute ladies in this movie.

[@13stooge]

squeak squeak squeak.

[@sclarin2]

squeak like you've never squeaked before men!

[@ZERO_O7X]

"Music by a total spaz" 😂

[@textthing]

So here's a naive question. Is the "white substance" on the Warrior from Hell extra white powder or... some other substance...?

[@AnitaLife27]

Potatoes are what we eat! Iconic!!!

[@docdave15]

the people who aren't fans of MST3K are sad people I pity them.

[@emilynextdoor]

"I have a cat poster" X-D

[@bellametallica]

this episode is amazing lol.

[@scorpion1492]

Robert Rorth.

[@maniacaldude]

4:14-4:22 And now presenting one of the most ridiculous, confusing, and overblown villain deaths of all time!

[@rosafrancisca]

I love the music.

[@steakknives]

This is actually Deathstalker 3, less blatantly misogynistic than the first actually. In the first one, the hero stops a woman from being sexually assaulted, kills the assailant, and then proceeds to try and sexually assault the woman but is interrupted by a job offer. That is the opening scene.

[@HinataChick38]

3:05 - 3:14 Me: IS THIS A PORNO OR SOMETHING?!?

[@Chillidan24]

music at 4:29 is effin hilarious

[@BryonYoungblood]

HA!! HArd to look menacing when you're dressed as Maude! OK, if you're done degrading the human race, can we get on with the movie?!

[@eddieavilia2299]

Michael McDonald vs Chris Jericho. 😆🤣

[@PirateLordRogan]

Takin' it to the streets!

[@jamesschuur2801]

Trash talking didn't really come about until snider young nobles wrote the first trash talk manuals in Italian around 1410 AD. That was on Wikipedia so it MUST be accurate.

[@SerialK1986]

Who are we ? BATS ! What do we want ? Insects ! Why do we want em ? sokfjrigmtrikhjmt right now ! Squek Squek Squek !1

[@wewenono77]

WOW he's hasslehoffing it Big TIme (LOL)

[@manateemax5439]

Contact your local police department to report Deathstalking and Deathstalking-related incidents and/or threats. [Squeak.]

[@butchdeadlift10]

he is snarky without charm, cocky without skill, and fully aware he is in a fantasy adventure without taking a bit of it seriously. What hero expects to be praised for his accomplishments? What romance easily drifts off to get laid with some random dirt farmer without even thinking about the first romance? what was the writing process for this movie; a stenographer taking notes on a 5th grade DnD game? I could go into greater detail, but I am keeping it as short as possible

[@alienisuntverus]

Come out of retirement guys, they're still making Twilight movies.

[@perplacymp]

"T = 4 seconds to an emotion."

[@BlueEyes7452]

Music by A Total Spaz

[@UpSky2]

Very good - both the choices (despite leaving out the Popeye joke & c... too many good choices available of course...) and the tight but accurate timing, which most compilations don't manage. (I wish the Fan made DVD Menu for this was still available.)

[@dustymew]

squeak like you never squeak before men! SQUEAK!

[@nektulosnewbie]

Guess what I've been doing!!!!

[@starschwar]

Guess what I've been doing!

[@thegoof171]

you will sleep in the barn. Servo--- This isn't the Barn??!?!?!

[@nightxenon5717]

When the swords glisten in the night they look like lightsabers.

[@rabapab23]

I have a cat poster...

[@stephyalysse]

LMAO, All of the squeak comments keep having me say "FUCKING SQUEAK" like in the rough cut of It Lives By Night. lmao

[@jojesaky16]

anybody else notice that servo's hat just disappeared around 0:21?

[@Thefeed]

"SQUEAK. SQUEAK."

[@amovieguy14]

You should have left in "Will careful honey."

[@textthing]

That was the last guy's name!

[@SerPinkKnight]

"Put your Dwarf on ocilate"

[@BryonYoungblood]

Too bad you missed this riff; "Dinysius!?" Mike: From Denver?! Hey, this is great! We used to play "Superstar"! Servo: Hahahahahaha! CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY!!

[@Halophile]

Wonder what Carla Sands is up to now....eh, probably nothing extremely embarrassing on the national level

[@auritone]

Yup. She is ambassador in Denmark... My country... That is a bit weird.

[@BudSchnelker]

1:47, Crow's giggle. That's why I felt Bill never held a candle to Trace. His Crow was always turned up to 10, whereas Trace had a much larger range and intelligence.

[@Miolnir1976]

4:13 "Two out of three?"

[@JimBiz12]

1:15... My favorate part. ( :

[@siskavard]

Quote from the clip

[@docdave15]

that was the last guy's quote!

[@rubystevens4593]

music by a total spaz

[@BryonYoungblood]

Another good one I think you missed; Truxardis: Nicias!? Mike: From Denver?! Man, this is great! Hey, we did "Superstar" together! Truxardis: Hahahaha! Servo: Do you love this guy?! And one you did; Mike: OK, if you're done degrading the human race, can we get on with the movie?! Bryon

[@MegaTaylor12345]

just hold me lmfao

[@PapiDoesIt]

Somebody tee peed your ghost

[@Denjiro1]

@JohnnyC133 Good eye, yes it is.

[@Verto9999]

squeak