Mike: You know, son, 40% of all accidents... Servo: Oh shut up, will ya?
@chaosinc.382 Жыл бұрын
Gets me to bust a gut every damn time
@RicotheJuggler6 жыл бұрын
"Many people who have lived through a crossing accident will say, AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!" Nearly spit out my drink!
@waterspout86 жыл бұрын
"There's a dead man!" "I'll take care of it" "Thank you!"
@Krendall24 жыл бұрын
I guess the actress thought, "I have only one scene, but I'm going to make it COUNT!"
@sixtythreekraft26085 жыл бұрын
The actor that played the cop played cops on tv for 40 years in many, many shows. Adam -12, Kraft Suspense Theatre, Star Trek TNG, etc. etc. William Boyette.
@TimelordR12 жыл бұрын
The Last Clear Chance, the most heart-warming, feel-good feature ever seen on MST3K.
@luisreyes19634 жыл бұрын
No actual law enforcement personnel were the involved in that short. 👮🏻♂️
@samwise495 Жыл бұрын
Second only to Days of Our Years
@someonenow19 жыл бұрын
I like the part in the movie where they talked about Radar.
@williamcrowe25767 жыл бұрын
"Listen, brother! 40% of all accidents represent... Nearly *half* of all accidents!"
@JamaicanCastle6 жыл бұрын
But are they caused by women's hinders?
@shaakadog212 жыл бұрын
"When will we be married?" "Before too long." LOL!
@eddieavilia229911 ай бұрын
"looks like a werewolf in mid transformation." Genius observation.
@Darbobski5 жыл бұрын
Last Clear Chance is one of the BEST short films ever given the MST3k treatment. So quotable.
@Tubie111110 жыл бұрын
haha, Tom Servo started singing "Are you happy in your work" from "I Accuse My Parents", a movie they watched with Joel :D
@notyoursavior7810 жыл бұрын
Oh I didn't pick up on that reference. That's a good one. This was a funny video but yeah I don't see myself trying out the whole movie until I have a lot of downtime.
@GoblinXXX12 жыл бұрын
You're spending the night in the barn with your crazy cousin! (The safety shorts are some of the best things MST3k ever did.)
@LchanOtakudom10 жыл бұрын
"Would you identify this bucket full of your brother?"
@paulgibbon59912 жыл бұрын
That "THANK YOU!" is right up there with the Devil Fish "I KNOW!"
@lastxwriter12 жыл бұрын
"Woah, almost ran over Kissinger! I'm gonna have to go back!"
@shadetreader6 күн бұрын
Turn around to save millions of lives!
@johnwriter82349 жыл бұрын
"Whew! .. I ALmost ran over Kissinger! ... (I have to go BACK)"
@monkeymouse10 жыл бұрын
"Kiww the wabbit, kiww the wabbit..."
@Hollowshape9 жыл бұрын
You're deep, Ernie!
@AshuraH11 жыл бұрын
"We all have the right to remain silent."
@Rick-Raven7 жыл бұрын
"The world made sense an hour ago!"
@1967davethewave5 жыл бұрын
ROTFLMAO!!! "Oh, would you look at that, Billy Joe McAlister is down there"!!!
@SuperWidemouth9 жыл бұрын
"We gotta start usin' both doors" Nobody in the history of automobiles has ever entered through the passenger door so he could sit in the driver's seat.
@TheMaxundmoritz8 жыл бұрын
In movies from the 30s and 40s they often get in the passenger side. Those cars were big.Notice all the men wearing hats and driving?
@faithfulgrl3 жыл бұрын
Well, I had to for a while. Since then, I've never worn a dress👗💃
@primepm88612 жыл бұрын
The Kia Soul hadn't been invented yet.
@billding70739 жыл бұрын
It's the size of the amplitude, and don't you forget it.
@bleedsilvernblack12 жыл бұрын
"I found the answer to all our problems. What is it? A coupon for yams." LMAO!!! Thank you, auritone! Keep up the great work!
@jamesschuur28019 жыл бұрын
That radar car looks like the google car that scans for google earth! This movie was prophetic so I guess fedoras will come back in fashion...
@pdlbean12 жыл бұрын
the director's mistress, everyone
@hanz10112 жыл бұрын
i was doubled over 90% of the time laughing just at "the last chance" great upload man.
@dribblingbacon12 жыл бұрын
One of the greatest shorts of all time, here.
@SuperWidemouth9 жыл бұрын
U-238 and Radar...terrific together.
@VictoryProject12 жыл бұрын
Please keep up the great uploads. I miss MST3K and this is the fix I need.
@melindafrancis66233 жыл бұрын
How did you make out? Used my tongue. 😂😂😂
@wickedmuffin769 ай бұрын
"You get any action?" "Ha! In this movie?"
@Axel1711-c6h12 жыл бұрын
Never let this happen to you! Don't make the mistake these people made! : Always remember to stretch when on stakeouts!
@MikeSmith7465312 жыл бұрын
I like the terror in the sprocket holes bit the best!
@luisreyes19635 жыл бұрын
Your mean "tear in the sprocket holes". 🎞️
@deepblueharvest7 жыл бұрын
ah, the old days, when nuclear reactors consisted of unenriched U-238 in deuterium oxide
@sixtythreekraft26085 жыл бұрын
2:57 A 1959 Edsel. You can also see a 59 Pontiac in a couple of spots and a 59 Oldsmobile.
@WorldWar2freak944 жыл бұрын
The safety short seems like the type that the DMV requires people to watch. Of all the shorts riffed on, this one was actually not that bad. A bit melodramatic, but also provides useful information.
@Damar15812 жыл бұрын
The calls are coming from inside the car!
@DJPenguino5112 жыл бұрын
"I'm going to get a coffee and a bear claw. Do you want anything?" lol
@vonzigle12 жыл бұрын
"Dress like a leopard and sing La Traviata..." :-D
@skylx08129 жыл бұрын
*Loud train goes by. Girl: "I have no feelings for you!" Boy: "What?" Girl: "This a loveless relationship! I want out!" Boy: "What?" Girl: "I'm repulsed by your touch!" Boy: "What?" Girl: "Let me out right here I hate you!"
@Eyetrauma2 жыл бұрын
You guys didn’t start using radar without me, did you?
@johnwriter82349 жыл бұрын
"Lot's of guys look like me ...(you should see my MOTHER")
@ahoneanatwo12 жыл бұрын
Gary Burghoff goes undercover!
@FrenchPaul19888 жыл бұрын
The maid going bananas is seriously hilarious on her own. No need for a riff here.
@luisreyes19636 жыл бұрын
French Paul 1988 Now that's a woman who's at the peak of her "squishiness". 😋
@em236 жыл бұрын
The police office in this short played a police sergeant in Adam 12
@SeanP71959 жыл бұрын
How could they leave out "oh those Golden Grahams"
@jonathanbethards36893 жыл бұрын
*Bobbers. Red and white plastic bobbers. They float. Use them.*
@Snoofalah12 жыл бұрын
Ah, thank you much. That part makes me laugh the hardest.
@filidorable10 жыл бұрын
Beach balls, get your beach balls. Throw them back and forth on the beach.
@joshporter520510 жыл бұрын
Oh, no! Hugo Weaving nearly hit Harry Kissinger!
@johnwriter82349 жыл бұрын
+Josh Porter .. (ALmost .. "I have to go BACK!")
@FancyMSTie11 жыл бұрын
SECOND most heartwarming and feel-good. First place goes to Days of our Years.
@luisreyes19636 жыл бұрын
FancyMSTie Nothing emboldens the human spirit like a short film about fatal accidents. 💀
@burrhill5 жыл бұрын
FancyMSTie Both from the "Death Surrounds us" series, a service of Union Pacific Railroad.
@sil80d10 жыл бұрын
Chrome golfballs on sale now!
@cocosilk12 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite riffs that you didn't include was the Goodfellas riff of the helicopter scene between Tom and Crow. Nonetheless, I enjoy these best-of's. Thanks again for posting them!
@mrmosty51675 жыл бұрын
“What is it?” “A coupon for yams.”
@christieperry43617 жыл бұрын
A night to remember Take a letter Maria Billy Joe mcCalister is down there
@vonzigle9 жыл бұрын
I kinda like this movie because the shots show the area where I grew up. Very nostalgic!
@ilikethecokev27 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's really cool when you find out something was filmed near where you live. Tim Conway filmed one of his Dorf specials at the Egyptian museum where my parents met which isn't that far of a drive from my house.
@burrhill5 жыл бұрын
vonzigle I just like it, because it has radar.
@bobn205610 жыл бұрын
Why couldn't Radar save Frank Jr.!?!?
@ilikethecokev27 жыл бұрын
Because he didn't look. Why don't they look?
@cindydott4523 ай бұрын
Aww, you skipped my favorite part! I loved when the weird guy asked his boss to get him some bubblegum!
@joshuablack82212 жыл бұрын
As an investigator in Chicago who drives all over the gigantic county, I can tell you that the most dangerous things I face while on the road are Asian Female drivers and female drivers 💯😂😂😂
@kguy1520009 жыл бұрын
Thank YoOuU!
@brianfuller58686 жыл бұрын
Pay attention to driving. More drivers in 2018 need to learn safe driving. This was a good short. This was a great flick and a great episode. John Howard and and Adele Jergens had long careers including this so bad it's good
@Smokron12 жыл бұрын
yaayyyy a new upload
@wickedmuffin769 ай бұрын
"Never under any circumstances drive with your butt cheeks"
@robertreynolds82043 жыл бұрын
A 1947 Cadillac limo makes the perfect get-a-way car, but the car that hit the tree was at least 10 years older. Jay Leno probably owns the Caddy now...wish I did! I watch MST3K movies for the vintage cars that are used. Edit....was a 1940 Ford convertible really pushed over the cliff to avoid a head on with the ambulance? What make was the Ambulance?
@FNGLHR10 жыл бұрын
Why don't they look?
@joshporter520510 жыл бұрын
Inquiring Charles Bronsons want to know!
@Blyndtyger766 жыл бұрын
Our cousin looks like this guy, I always think about this short.
@christieperry43615 жыл бұрын
"Bronson's" plural. Cause one Bronson is never enough.
@philipmonihan82229 жыл бұрын
Evidence that Christ himself invented radar.
@deirdre1082 жыл бұрын
Instead of radar do they really mean Radio Detection And Ranging?
@sixtythreekraft26085 жыл бұрын
3:09 59 Pontiac
@animatrix14909 жыл бұрын
2:08 Oh, if he only knew...
@neoterous12 жыл бұрын
We all have the right to remain silent lol
@ilikethecokev24 жыл бұрын
I can say goodbye from here. *GOODBYE!*
@kylestubbs88676 жыл бұрын
9:55 Is that a reference to something?
@Kinemacolour11 жыл бұрын
It's U-238. As in Uranium-238.
@luisreyes19636 жыл бұрын
Kinemacolour Thank You, Mr. Science...🤓
@MoonspiderHugs12 жыл бұрын
new upload...YAY
@luisreyes19632 жыл бұрын
You will accept RADAR in your life! 😳
@FrenchPaul19887 жыл бұрын
One thing bugs me with the short - why does a guy come up to explain about road signs to a person AFTER that person got his driving licence ? Shouldn't it be the first thing taught in driver's ed ?
@Blyndtyger766 жыл бұрын
There really wasn't drivers Ed I think back then. My mom took her test at 16. My dad was driving at 14, but finally took his test at 18.
@FallFanCan12 жыл бұрын
3:23 Kissinger lol
@gulfmarine88573 жыл бұрын
Some of these titles
@Blyndtyger766 жыл бұрын
Where we going I don't know
@ZeroCool_Numbers4 жыл бұрын
THANK YoooOOOOooooUuuu
@leannewho6649 жыл бұрын
8:23 Fat Vincent Price, is that you?
@littleblackduck3134 Жыл бұрын
Can you identify this bucket full of your brother? 😂
@Snoofalah12 жыл бұрын
10:34 Who's doing that sound?
@leannewho6649 жыл бұрын
2:11 It's also a crappy teen romance series.
@anitarichmond89305 жыл бұрын
So funny
@Blyndtyger766 жыл бұрын
Here Dan Fogelburg tickets
@metalmaria265 жыл бұрын
The short still isn't as depressing as Avengers Infinity War.
@zybeco Жыл бұрын
William Boyett made a career out of playing a cop .
@cindydott4523 ай бұрын
06:17 I have to admit it took me a moment to get it when Mike said "Available Everywhere". I almost choked when I suddenly got it!
@jondunmore4268 Жыл бұрын
I always confuse LAST CLEAR CHANCE with X MARKS THE SPOT as the one with "Why don't they look?" NOW I'M SURE - it's THIS turd.
@Krendall24 жыл бұрын
"Whoa! Almost ran over Kissinger! I'm gonna have to go back."