Mug Shawtys

[@ibz]

Part 2 out: kzbin.info/www/bejne/aXLVeoNnj9Gdh5o

[@rrehx]

ok

[@DeeDude]

cool

[@Glitch-pn2xq]

She was barely white she closer to Latin American

[@mervunit]

You know you can go to most state's department of corrections pages and do an offender search and find all the hot women with more than just misdemeanor DUIs

[@King_Kyros]

Ibz's taste in women from all current available information: - Clown - Mentally ill - Criminal - All of the above

[@efrains2538]

Ibz a true man of culture.

[@kamelo2219]

By this information John Wayne Gacy is ibz's perfect girlfriend

[@aunnamedinternetuser9362]

harley quinn

[@scenpay8531]

every joker needs a harley quinn

[@egoDH]

@kamelo2219 John's a lucky man to have ibz

[@ECartmanist]

With the amount of DUIs here it made me realize why I have never seen a female uber driver

[@leo_the_be0]

💀

[@DannyPhantom-h0e]

no lies detected

[@zebulaun]

Thats crazy

[@colebynum9]

​@zebulaun nah bro got that nail bitting emoji, that's crazy

[@seg162]

maybe they're into Lyft instead

[@SmartManAwesome]

“free my wigga” is insane 💀

[@hoppingdaborder619]

fr 💀

[@Grizzly_21]

true💀

[@zn0urrr]

ong

[@Horzinicla]

Saying "is insane 💀" is crazy 💀

[@brogurtt]

@@Horziniclacrazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.

[@egoDH]

i remember when ibz said "if you a guy saying you can fix her you are delusional and it's not happening" 😂 bro said I can fix her at least 5+ times

[@veryrealperson3694]

Its bc its a joke bro

[@Galeriarch]

Do as I say, not as I do.

[@doob.]

@@veryrealperson3694its not a fucking joke i can change her trust me

[@thomasthedankengine5855]

its irony😮

[@ILIJA2002]

We have comunication problems around here 🤣

[@fairlyelongatedyoungman7452]

So basically, "she a 10 but thats how many life sentences shes serving." Actually nah most of them are like a 6-8

[@dvirnevo6669]

life sentence: +2 atraction(stackable)

[@rehakmate]

More like 0-4

[@tirididjdjwieidiw1138]

the criminality acts as a multiplier

[@javisc1999]

That numerical scale thing is unclear and shitty af

[@Zhello79]

10 years in the joint

[@saifgarasia7280]

Ibz is just taking anyone at this point. Clowns, and now criminals. Blink twice if you're not okay.

[@thecwd8919]

"I can fix her"

[@Erik_Ochoa013]

In the words of Kid Cudi: “Most of the clean faces be the most dirty.”

[@fairlyelongatedyoungman7452]

soundtrack 2 my life 🗣️🗣️

[@Erik_Ochoa013]

@@fairlyelongatedyoungman7452I’m glad he got to live to see himself turn 30 real talk lol

[@Justachamp772]

From one Kid Cudi fan to another, My favorite solo album is Man On The Moon II The Legend of Mr. Rager and Fav. album of all time being Kids See Ghosts

[@hawken796]

W for bein a cudi fan

[@Justachamp772]

@@hawken796 in this day and age, with the hate, you are bascially a kanye fan with the amount of times you need defend him tho

[@ZaimBanday]

"I can fix her" -Some sorry ass dude

[@BrocksJellyFilledDoughnuts]

Can’t even fix their own life fr 💀

[@Based4Life]

Can’t fix what’s already perfect 🗿🍷

[@doob.]

Crazy how there is no male DUI in this video which shows how good men can drive while drinking.

[@aexxir]

LOL

[@zack-lk8if]

maybe because the account only posts attractive women.... almost like that's the point of the video

[@justin4296]

@@zack-lk8if 🤡

[@raskolnikovsghost2701]

@@zack-lk8if🙈

[@crusader318]

@@zack-lk8ifdamn his joke really went over your head

[@jaybugg3r225]

It’s alarming how most of these is under DUI

[@egoDH]

i can fix her

[@Grizzly_21]

@@egoDH 😂

[@CombineWatermelon]

don't believe its DUI, just women driving

[@tirididjdjwieidiw1138]

@@CombineWatermelonDUI cause being a woman is just like being a man under the influence

[@line1631]

@@egoDHWE can fix her

[@bigtomar]

bros dream woman is harley quinn

[@jessicaheller3076]

Harley Quinn or Jinx 😂

[@pinkdragon4830]

Bellatrix Lestrange

[@majindd4540]

Another W Schizo Post. Thank you for you blessings ibz

[@swagster700]

Fun fact: for some reason schizophrenics are very good at drawing cute cats

[@carpet163]

​​@@swagster700hat's a lie cat woman.

[@morbidlyobesewizard2411]

@@swagster700i

[@abel6298]

Read your bible! (KJV, preferably) ❤️❤

[@IOverlord]

​@@abel6298Nah bro. That shit sucks. It has been redacted too much

[@smart_idiot200]

i swear ibz is becoming more and more schizo with every new video hes uploading

[@egoDH]

i can fix him

[@peanutgallery4]

He's been here for years now

[@salamov963]

​@@egoDHfix him dude please

[@demon_hawkeye5269]

As someone who's borderline insane I- *skull gets caved in with a lead pipe*

[@crosswegan1543]

@@egoDH Home? Mayhaps, are you, a homesessual? Are you gaiyn, possibly? Is the vessel, the soul, of yours, hypothetically, like men?

[@Choshmeesh]

4:00 "Free my Whigga" lol hahahahahahaaaa

[@andrew_wow6892]

"My taste in women is the same as my taste in lawyers, only the very best, with just the right amount of dirty" -some butt fiddler, idk I haven't watched the sonet

[@FretfuI]

Dawg said he can "bring her back from the depths" at the end ... this one's sanity must have already crumbled

[@thatboiv1812]

All I hear in my head is “That brotha starving” 🤣

[@GreenLeafUponTheSky]

Mf grabbing from the bottom of the barrel

[@justanaveragehumanbeing]

3:01 mashallah brother ibz you have truly become halal

[@johngulster7787]

Ibz is showing us his wild sides what a man no what a role model.

[@ya_homeboy_prophet]

God's drunkest driver has posted again

[@Number-id3dd]

I can fix her, I can fix her, Dr Han!

[@Brejdu]

2:39 haram

[@noone-pg4lr]

Halal

[@brademix]

“I heard women can’t drive.. but y’all can’t drive drunk either?” Aggahaahahahaahahh

[@gritticus]

What constant thug posting on a discord server does to a niche micro e-celebrity that occupies a very small corner of the internet

[@AlzhinSon]

4:00 ''You know what, free her, free my white woman, free my wigga'' made me like and subscribe

[@Purpleguy04]

alright , lemme get the beer

[@crownedshyness9656]

Men, never stick it in crazy.

[@theonewhoknocks182]

I will pass down this message through generations

[@zebulaun]

I could fix her

[@Based4Life]

Crazy hoes are the best, regular goes are boring and generic af

[@Based4Life]

Crazy hoes are the best, regular hoes are boring and generic af

[@ProtoAlpha]

That's what my momma said to me, she's sorta right.

[@Xabier2.0]

“Don’t save her, she don’t wanna be saved” -J. Cole.

[@swagster700]

5:48 Fanbob dingleslob slob slob fample unglesplinter, topnotchcopbotch tingle tob fob binch gundleho. (As a distinguished gentleman of the United Kingdom, I support this message) 🇬🇧

[@SIRXNZ]

3:21 Nah bro had me legitimately laughing

[@amineberhail7506]

Did you know that when we were Adam lived in paradise and all its experiences and all its beauty were his He was feeling very lonely despite being in heaven, so God created Eve from a crooked rib so that Adam would not be alone

[@egoDH]

yes anyone that read the bible knows

[@amineberhail7506]

@@egoDH I have not read the Bible, I am a Muslim

[@vetoneal6171]

​@@amineberhail7506you should, its a pretty cool book (you can drink apple schnapps)

[@krypticunlimited6925]

You used the wrong word. "Curved" is what is used to describe the rib, not "crooked." Crooked implies something is wrong. that something is awry or unnatural. Curved simply means it is different. It is more complex and uniquely formed, which is a much better description of women in comparison to men than crooked

[@thesneakymemedealer5071]

ibz's content truly is a monument the folly of man in the face of mentally ill criminal clussy

[@JayTeeAyy]

1:42 this is the most psychologically diabolical thing I’ve have ever heard in my entire existence

[@BerylliumBronze]

1:51 My man was on demon time oh my god

[@f16airforce]

Okay can we just appreciate some of the goated ass sounds and beats in this videos

[@a-bison]

This dude legit playing GTA to describe their crimes bro I can't 😭😭

[@taol_beast9574]

The halo effect really works wonders

[@Rose-go8ke]

Always

[@JeffreyBlessedYT]

We need a ibz mugshot

[@basimaziz]

This video made me think to myself, "Y'know... I have never once entertained the thought of marrying a Western girl. ESPECIALLY an American girl." And that's how it's gonna stay.

[@Valanci555]

Good fr you.

[@somkeshav4143]

Bro you acting as if western girls are the only ones capable of doing crimes lmao

[@mrtrollnator123]

Ok

[@nicklibby3784]

At this point, if you want an American girl without a criminal record, not addicted to drugs or alcohol, not unemployed and not a onlyfans girl or Instagram model - then you really only have 1 choice or place to find a girl like that if you don't want to spend years or decades looking for her - you gotta go to the church. The church is the only place you'll find an American girl in a reasonable amount of time who is employed, no criminal record, no drug/alcohol addiction, and not a onlyfans girl. And even the church has some of those girls, and more than a few who used to be that type of girl but is "ready to settle down now and move on". Your only other option is to move to a small country town and find a girl there, otherwise you just gotta hope a good girl becomes one of your co workers or something but even then a lot us guys work jobs or in a industry that only men mostly work in (construction, plumbing, HVAC, electrician, mechanic, welding - although there are more girls getting into welding now but still very few). So finding a good girl at your job may not be possible. But I definitely don't trust no foreign women either. A large percentage of foreign women that get married to Americans end up in DIVORCE! You complain American women won't last in a relationship, but the statistics are true for foreign women too! Most of them just want that green card and American citizenship! I think Americans forget how valuable their American passport is, when you meet a foreign woman and show her your USA passport it is like showing her a winning lottery ticket! And not just any winning lottery ticket, but an American lottery ticket winning American dollars which is the world reserve currency and has insane buying power. You'd think the passport bros would acknowledge that since they travel so much, but they're probably thinking with the wrong head..... If you're dead set on a foreign woman, you're probably best off moving to the foreign country or finding a foreign girl with American citizenship already, otherwise your probably just gonna get used. Foreign girls will pretend and act like they have traditional conservative values because they know that is what traveling American men want and they can get a USA citizenship if they pretend to act like a traditional conservative girl for a few years. - but in their heart they dream for a modern American woman lifestyle - and they want it so bad they're willing put up with acting like a traditional conservative woman for a few years until they can divorce you, take half your money and get free citizenship to USA.

[@nicklibby3784]

Basically, foreign girls ain't no better if your an American man. The foreign girls willing to marry an American and move to the USA are usually NOT the type of conservative traditional foreign woman you're looking for, those type of foreign women do NOT want to move to America or marry a American man for the SAME reasons you do not want an American girl. The REAL foreign traditional conservative women want to marry someone from their own country and stay in their own country. These foreign women dating American men are just pretending to be traditional conservative girls, in their heart they dream of living a modern American woman lifestyle so much so they're willing to act like a conservative traditional woman for a few years until you get married and she can divorce you, take half your money and get citizenship to live out their dream life of a modern American woman.

[@GreatAukEntertainment]

this is just the sequel to that clown girl video

[@peppino3609]

3:53 free my wigga

[@MrKinglydude]

Love my mugshawtys, glad to see a fellow man of culture.

[@GraveyardStuffer]

With the amount of gta v gameplay shown in the vid, I'd like to bring up that two days ago when Ibz was streaming, I convinced him to hit a bong five times and waste time. :)

[@redronin8288]

"I can fix her" no you can NOT lil bro 😭🙏🙏

[@KN1GHT501]

The ultimate "I can fix her" challenge.

[@chrislair6832]

The $500 salad had to be the same thing Dave Chappelle did on his show where he sprinkled diamonds on everything he ate

[@booneshow1863]

A 500 dollar salad. Did she steal all the ranch in the restaurant?

[@piracyparty]

this what happens when they dont become mcdonalds workers

[@personguyguy]

bro's actually down bad for these girls and honestly it's kind of hard but to feel bad for him having that taste

[@redbed5515]

Holy shit is that fight the feeling by Malcolm Mccormick, Kendrick Lamar Duckworth, and Iman Omari

[@AndyMush]

2:30 habibi wildin'

[@patigelstarberry4302]

You will never fix them.

[@JackNapier420]

In reference to the salad-stealing girl: her mugshot looks like her reaction to her charge being read out in court 😂😂😂

[@mou7866]

Bro you need a podcast, you are very entertaining

[@glokido5408]

I see my man’s likes his snowbunnys

[@The_Caledonian]

Dude just opened my eyes to a new world.

[@thekapeboy]

Like half of them have those Senpaku Eyes.

[@yousifb5078]

this has gotta be some of the funniest shit ive seen all day, please do more

[@Mr.Mercedez]

Ibz discovered a whole new dimension of down bad

[@SkoolConnor]

I never knew I needed Mug Shawtys until I saw this

[@bestuan]

1:12 more like gordon freeman

[@bin9543]

6:53 ibz with the W music choice as always

[@beysontree7663]

What’s the song name?

[@Brokemf08]

I know shawty got several assault charges and murdered her father, But I can make her worse.💀

[@NikoAvdol-sr8lh]

Lol

[@cool.penguinz]

They can do the mug shaker right? I bet they can do the mug shaker

[@Jack_Hurst_]

Thinking that dui isn't bad is sick like down to my stomach

[@kenzo5096]

Never let bro cook again

[@keylime6]

"I can fix her"

[@TheRealBillder]

Shawty thats a felony

[@abrahamholleran4162]

Background music is from the game Outward by the way

[@nardosfanclub]

Wake up babe, IBZ just posted

[@RustyShackleford556]

Didn't even include the unregistered machine gun + suppressor chick? Damn :(

[@safety1099]

"I'm not gay" had me laughing out loud.

[@jeltedejong3136]

Im not gonna lie, Im down horrible so I would even go with one of them robbers or assaulters (not actually, for comedic effect)

[@Hanakowasright]

Some of these are just mildly naughty, then you have the assualt and robbery😑

[@Michaelengelmann]

Armed robbery? Yea, she stole my heart

[@trollgedrip]

you are gods drunkest driver

[@Yourfat247]

‘I can fix her’ ‘I can fix her’ ‘I can fix her’ ‘I can fix her’ ‘I can fix her’

[@FullcircleZA]

Bro this shit had me laughing the whole way, top tier stuff

[@jujum.c8445]

Ibz wit the leg room beat🔥

[@amphibic_boi]

This is like 2016 KZbin and I like it

[@themajesticspider-man6116]

2:02 My dawg is down ASTRONOMICAL Just like me fr 🥴

[@danneltheflannel]

The GTA assist visuals are great XD

[@carterduncan4684]

w background song i love fight the feeling

[@Colonel_RamRod]

6:13 the head butting thing is kinda hawt ngl

[@pewpewfgc]

last one was too much for me bro she can commit any crime on me frrrrrrrr

[@oatjuice5921]

i think wigga is a nice replacement for me since the other one got outlawed

[@pyrosplash7834]

Not gonna lie this dude is funny as f*ck...should be a comedian

[@justsomeguywithoutamustach8816]

They can fix me

[@alexsnow652]

The outward music slapping tho

[@jojomongaming1991]

3:16 had me dead 🤣

[@ignorant3]

"You ain't fixing shit"

[@actualnotanewbie]

I dated a mug shawty. Not worth it.

[@chrislair6832]

I did too and I can 100% agree

[@radudumitru7692]

2:37 Habibi you're supposed to put the Nos in the car, not to inhale it.

[@hello-rq8kf]

😂

[@C-R-A-C-K-E-R]

DWI - Driving While Intoxicating

[@Vensionss]

When he said "She look real familiar." Yes, yes she does gang.

[@hellxapo5740]

They all got prison rizz

[@And-cn8ru]

Bro, why is this in my recommended? And why didn't I find it earlier?

[@parconas]

The girl that was driving on a rim is Lindsey hill

[@On_Beat]

I don't think he is joking anymore...

[@EverlastingPursuit]

You down bad bruh, leave them criminals