Muslim Stereotypes & Shayeri ft. Md Anas I Stand-up comedy

[@manzoorathar11]

I used to charge Samosa for writing classmates' name in Urdu. 😂 Edit: امّی جان میں مشہور ہو گیا ہوں۔

[@s_here1453]

I do pretty much same

[@Jivi_Galaxy]

😂👍 smart

[@mohammadirfansiddiqui9589]

Little bite same here .

[@Alishbaawan8089]

Ap logon ko bhi urdu likhne aati???? Kese?

[@mohammadirfansiddiqui9589]

Ji tooti futi

[@ThatIndianChick]

Watched Chak De India and spent the entire afternoon preparing to be a national level hockey player

[@Musicrolup]

What should someone do after watching gadar movie then

[@rebel8653]

@@Musicrolup go get a truck and leave it midway

[@rebel8653]

Anas bhai ,thanks for the heart ,it literally made my day kyuki comment ke reply mein heart .... ab please video bhi release kardo...

[@ClearlyCrackHead]

😂 mera Usain Bolt ki racing dekh ke jaga tha. So I told my father I will become like Usain Bolt, my father didn't take it seriously and said "ban gye" most common answer in india. Wese motivate bhi karte tab bhi banna to tha nhi😂

[@Inner.divinity]

Watched Mr india and disappeared for 2 days

[@abdulquadirshekh6409]

Bhai muslim comedian esa hona cahiye jo stereotypes dur kare naki use badhawa de great work bro

[@parulgupta5029]

Also watch munawar faruqui

[@pandeyvishal1792]

Fully agree

[@abdulquadirshekh6409]

@@parulgupta5029 i am fan of munawar Faruqi he is amazing.

[@shaheensultanamohammed1110]

Ryt....but ignore Karne SAE better hae face Kare....mazakh mein udaye....

[@mdsohailakram9501]

@@akshaybarakoti3643 thnx

[@UmarKhan-cf6bx]

Every time I prepare for my Jumah prayer in traditional attire having pathani and always same guy came and said Wooowww ek dum Osama lag raha hai

[@giantaquilam1849]

That guys exist in a different world of imagination.. ignore them.. most of Hindu loves their muslim brothers and vice versa

[@UmarKhan-cf6bx]

@@giantaquilam1849 that is absolute truth

[@himanshushekhar4177]

😂😂😂😂😂 mst tha bhai

[@lipsha345]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@canvaapplessons1224]

You should've replied "arey MashAllah bol, warna nazar lag jaati hai"

[@striker_9]

I don't care Muslim or Hindu, but as a comedian you are great!! Saala lockdown mein 6 shayari likha tha...soch raha tha book chapwaunga, dobaara padha...😂😂😂😂😂....naah bacha liya tum logo Anas ne

[@syedafatima6916]

💔😂

[@ClearlyCrackHead]

Abe teri😂 this is a sign of progress bro don't worry carry on👍

[@ruksanalaskar5032]

6 shayari mai book chap jati hai?

[@srishtisrijan01]

😆😆

[@madhuparnaghosh6254]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Humanaastik]

This guys deserves more subscribers and engagement Who else agrees? ✨❤️

[@ExDeeAnas]

I do

[@Humanaastik]

@@ExDeeAnas 🙏💯❤️

[@rajniji9197]

I am agree

[@ramankapoor9013]

Obviously

[@faizaabbasi302]

Yes I do.

[@vijaydahiya6378]

Real shayars and poets will smile and appreciate this art form..good work Anas..keep going

[@rupalisingh1794]

Real writers laughed at this. And thought kitna sach h yaar yeh. These are the word of truth.

[@lol-rq6ch]

Yup man 😊

[@metaphorsunfurled]

As a ghazalkaar, felt roasted. But you were great dude.

[@raagongaku1750]

🤣

[@junaidakbar8732]

😂

[@metaphorsunfurled]

@@junaidakbar8732 Hey Friend!

[@adnan-ce7xp]

@@metaphorsunfurled hey

[@metaphorsunfurled]

@@adnan-ce7xp Hey🙆‍♀️

[@Ahmed-siddique0]

As a shayar I feel bad about what he said, because shayari is way ahead then anything today. Shakespeare, T.S Eliot these guys used to portray their feelings through stanzas and sonnet. Nevertheless in shayari it's just two line(misra) describing so much that we even do not understand sometimes. Log toot jate hain ek ghar banane me Tum taras nahi khate bastiyaan jalane me - Bashir Badr

[@shubhamkumarrroy1228]

I thought you must be some another prick bragging. Lekin Badr sahb ka sher dekha to laga ki tumhara comment karna banta hai. Warna to bc jo kuchh nhi jante wo bhi aisa pretend kar rahe hain jaise Meer ke shagird hon

[@Ahmed-siddique0]

@@shubhamkumarrroy1228 aapka esa sochna bhi jayej hai aaj kal shayari maikhaane se nikal kar karkhaano me jo hone lagi hai:-)

[@shabnamshaikh6379]

Waah

[@suman5525]

Both example are old that's why shayeri is overrated.

[@SurgicalStrike2.0]

Tumhe ye Gham k chitthiya'n nhi aati'n Humse pucho hume Hichkiya'n nhi aati'n -Chirag Sharma

[@SHUBHAMSINGH-nf3xq]

I just want a job in youtube ...just to see who are these people who dislike the videos.

[@Highwayvoyage]

SHUBHAM SINGH probably other inspiring and jealous stand up comedians 😂😂

[@kprathamesh3564]

Bhakt honge😂🤣

[@sakenasarvat5648]

Lol mahn!!!!+😂

[@shadabansari7089]

Offended aspiring fragile Shayars obviously

[@alokpatra8767]

Bhai padai kar li hoti mil b jata job.

[@NeonRubal]

"Shayari is like punjabi songs in urdu" - I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 On point✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻💜💜

[@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416]

50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom..gender equality...👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAAHTE HAI?🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE Qur'an 9:5, PART.ITION REAL REASON,

[@Rain..Bow..]

"Taaza taaza kali khili hai"...da most hillarios punch 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ronaktaparia8447]

Mtlb kya tha iska?

[@jingola11]

@@ronaktaparia8447 referred to virgin girls lol

[@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416]

50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom..gender equality...👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAAHTE HAI?🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE Qur'an 9:5, PART.ITION REAL REASON,

[@vipashamalhotra]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 md anas politely offending all the poets out there hahaha. Bohot badhiya!!! 💖 Best one till date

[@utkarshsingh4433]

Ooo aunty lemme tell uh he isn't acquiring even the proper knowledge of shayari and without writing comedy doesn't exist and stand-up comedians are overrated not shayaris ...There are people who don't know shayari they are just cry babies and wannabes so they don't write on social issues or life ...And then comes this chutiya who doesn't even know comedy and calls himself comedian 🤣🤣😂....And all the best of the comedians respect shyari....Eg zakir khan ...

[@mohammedanasnasar7140]

Maine kab offend kiya😛?

[@devabahugunaa]

@@utkarshsingh4433 bhai agr itna hi bura lagra hai ye to aadhe me hi skip kar dena chaiye tha kyu time waste kia , normal log jo videos pasand ni aate unhe skip kar deta hai or next video dekhte hai

[@canvaapplessons1224]

@@utkarshsingh4433 Zakir khan doesn't know shairi either. No poetic meter.

[@utkarshsingh4433]

@@canvaapplessons1224 first try to google once then come back and talk please

[@SLimSHaDyLFC]

No one: Nobody: Not a living soul: Md. Anas: Wordgasm jo hit karega na aahhhhhh

[@farhanmirza7303]

Irony is that audience did like that sher(shairi) that you did. 😁

[@canvaapplessons1224]

Is that what you call poetry? Chutiye. Poetry men behr aur wazan (meter) hota hai, qaafiya aur radeef ki ham-aagangi hoti hai. Har chaar lines ko shairi samjh lete hain log.

[@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416]

50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom..gender equality...👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAAHTE HAI?🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE Qur'an 9:5, PART.ITION REAL REASON,

[@Love_1_9_9_9]

As an aspiring hindi writer I felt like every joke were on me but you nailed it ..#bigfan

[@darprince1967]

I also felt like same way as I myself being an unskilled one in that very field ,ok Heta Solanki if you don't mind may I ask you for some stuff you have written ....so it may help me to stop cursing myself that I'm not the only one having this guilt of being one of those 😂😉.sorry waiting eagerly for your good word

[@Love_1_9_9_9]

@@darprince1967 kzbin.info/door/R05SUgLbHwwCwE84tMXK7w this is my youtube channel put some stuff on it ..you can check this out ..and I really wanna thank you for your reply

[@darprince1967]

@@Love_1_9_9_9 can't share there I just want keep my stuffs one to one end ,as I'm scared of critics public , may be I have not been challenged yet that is why are these feelings so,But must have gone through that phase so I want to shear my views personally on any other platforms ( social media or email)

[@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416]

50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom..gender equality...👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAAHTE HAI?🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE Qur'an 9:5, PART.ITION REAL REASON,

[@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416]

@@Love_1_9_9_9 🙄 nope i found hatred in comady, respect all languages...i also love pure hindi😌

[@dr.nainayeri4706]

This is so well thought and witty ... Extremely refreshing! Subscribed ❤️

[@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416]

50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.

[@aadi_001]

*Being a muslim a lot of my friends used to say urdu bol ke dikha and I'm like kya sunaoon abb inhe kyuki almost same hi hoti Urdu Hindi I mean few words*

[@aadi_001]

@Happy Johnson yessss

[@meenakshishinde4049]

MD Anas... I do not care about your or any comedians religion... muslim, sikh, Christen, or hindu who ever you may be.... You are good and you are gonna be great in future.

[@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416]

He is full of hatred 50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.

[@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416]

I DON'T CARE ABOUT HINDU-MUSLIM, BUT ISLAM TEACHES HATRED

[@jaisanatanrashtra7035]

I have many muslim friends .. my best friends Khalid Ansari Sayyad Ali & Rashid Khan... and U know what they never talked about Islam or Urdu 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Jivi_Galaxy]

😆same. I had muslim friends. They are really good and cute🦄 special boys 😚hot and cute🌈❤️💕💞💓💗

[@ganiyaparvez5398]

And what if they tell you about Islam?? Will it make any difference in your friendship??

[@vasimbelim1091]

My hindu friends : bhai ek mast shayari sunade Le me : apni ma chadale Them : wah wah wa wa wa

[@pushkarmitra1928]

You have an excellent sense of maturity man ! Hatts off to you for being so understanding and openly being talking about stereotypes ! You are true indian. Keep it up 👍❤️

[@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416]

50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom..gender equality...👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAAHTE HAI?🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE Qur'an 9:5, PART.ITION REAL REASON,

[@jayantanayak4981]

Finally you're on KZbin. I was a fan of you since the Laughter Challenge. I would really like listen to you more and more.

[@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416]

He is full of hatred 50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.

[@suvangighoshdastidar1937]

I'm literally becoming his fan now.....❤️❤️🙈🙈 And I must say that his quick responses to the audience is brilliant and hilarious.....his body language is so confident and perfect♥️♥️

[@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416]

50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom..gender equality...👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAAHTE HAI?🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE Qur'an 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON,

[@ahmedabdulbaseer9884]

Taaza taaza kali khili hai hum uske deewane hai was epic Bro,,,,,

[@RAKESHKUMAR-gq7ip]

In the name of comedy He is telling indians are racists against muslims

[@johnnybhaiya252]

😂🤣😂🔥 yaar....kamaal ho aap.... Pura ka pura act mst hai...

[@basicallyahana]

You were so effortless! This was the best performance of yours that I have seen till date! Brava!

[@jaisanatanrashtra7035]

What a pretty DP❤️

[@pagolerprolap5897]

Hmm.. আমার টা বেশি funny 😊😊

[@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416]

BURKHA 7th century ki arab ki society ke liye tha🤗, vha mrdo me BEHYAYI thi🤗 NBI ne bi 25 bndiya, 11 bibi our apni bibio ko ummat ki ma bnaya, par khud kisi ka bap nhi bna🤨...taki dure mrado ki apni bibi ma, par dusro ki bibi apne liye halal🤨...nbi me bhi behyai thi kzbin.info/www/bejne/epXYY3ybost-sMU

[@sehrishrazvi4732]

Tum yuh hi aate ho aur kuch keh jate ho, Tumhari baaton ka bura nahi lagta kyunki aisi hi dil khush kar jaate ho ! Great set sir...

[@karsevak.hanuman]

kzbin.info/aero/PLqd4oyOH6NGD_DT_9ROxexd6TnK6TE0In

[@udishagupta7061]

One of the brilliant stand-up comedy ever❤️

[@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416]

50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom..gender equality...👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAAHTE HAI?🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE Qur'an 9:5, PART.ITION REAL REASON,

[@ClearlyCrackHead]

Shayari as an art form has been passing weird creepy information to us? Don't agree But laughed alot😂 Here is a message for people from Shayari: مجھے پرکھنا ہوا تو میرے پاس چلے آ نا یہ یہاں وہاں کی خبریں تُجھے بد گماں کرینگی मुझे परखना हुआ तो मेरे पास चले आना यह यहां वहां की ख़बरें तुझे बद-गुमा करेंगी (Mujhe parakhna hua to mere paas chale ana Yeh yahan wahan ki khabren tujhe badguman krengi) Bad guma (بد گماں) means- Dubious, Doubtful ya shak o shuba peda krengi. Correct me if I am wrong learning urdu😁🙏

[@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416]

He is full of hatred 50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON

[@rumithepro]

My friends used to call me Aatankwadi.....and whenever they see me...they called wallahuwalllahukbar😀😀

[@wafaayein8498]

Shayari tune bas mohabbat tak mahdood dekhi hai ....aage bhi to padta... har zarra liya Gaya hai shayari mein ...is duniya ka

[@mooeww143]

comedy is overrated as well

[@shaikmasrath2332]

hehehehe great....... seeing thumbnail i was like ummm let me what's he sayin ...after watching u were guddd some words u said were like areeee how re bhai yeah bolte...yeah hota mere sath bi.......

[@afshaparveen2670]

I randomly played this bcz of that thumbnail but now I'm sharing all over my groups and be like ISS bnde ko sun kya mst bolta h..ohh man..you are too good👏👏😘❣️

[@The_untold_failure]

Tujhe paane ki ek justuju hai aey ghalib..... Yun tera chehra palat jaana fakat nagwaar kr deta hai..... Koi sense hai iss baat ka...pr mujhe bht lg rhi hai😂😂😂😂

[@The_untold_failure]

Randomly i got ur comment... 😁❣️🤭

[@afshaparveen2670]

😒😒😒mtlb privacy naam ki koi chiz hi ni bchi h Bhai khi b chle jaao

[@taetae-hu6bd]

After watching amrita rao's acting in vivah(Shahid Kapoor's film) I was sooo dharmik for one week lol😂

[@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416]

He is full of hatred 50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.

[@taetae-hu6bd]

@@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 toh main Kya karoon ......what you want to say by such irrelevant topics

[@soumitadas424]

The Last was best.. Hard core... 😂😂

[@sayantikabiswas6996]

Wtfff why is he so underrated? This guy is amazing

[@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416]

He is full of hatred 50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.

[@manisharout6499]

Loved u bro ....my friend is a Muslim and vegetarian but I eat no veg and knowing this everyone is like " Tu naam ki bs Muslim h " to her.. we gotta break down stereotypes.

[@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416]

He is full of hatred 50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON

[@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416]

Yes mam she haven't read Qur'an thats y she is Libral... Allah(ABBASID) male's thinking 🥴 QUR'AN 2:223, Women are cultiva*tion of man QUR'AN 33:33, Women do par.da and stay in house QUR'AN 4:34, WIFE BE*ATING...y not for husband same thing QUR'AN 4:11, WOMEN'S PROPERTY RIGHT HALF OF MAN QUR'AN 2:230, WOMEN'S HAL.ALA😑😑 QUR'AN 2:282, 2WOMEN = 1MAN TEST*IMONY,

[@calmingchaos1995]

Poetry is beautiful yar 😅 but he did make his point 😂😂 so good.

[@canvaapplessons1224]

Aji lund mera. He doesn't know shit about poetry technicalities. And why on earth would somebody write "Ghalib" in his own poetry. Kya karen, log bhi chutiya hain isliye isi bakchodi ko poetry samjhte hain jiska usne mazaak udaya hai.

[@calmingchaos1995]

@@canvaapplessons1224 true. But it was a joke so I think we should take it as a joke. Also I love poetry. It's much more than he can or any of us can understand. .... It has its own depth. But it was a good joke. That's all

[@karsevak.hanuman]

kzbin.info/aero/PLqd4oyOH6NGD_DT_9ROxexd6TnK6TE0In

[@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416]

50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom..gender equality...👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAAHTE HAI?🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE Qur'an 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON,

[@PritiGhoshalMusic]

Chand sitare ful aur khusboo..that part🤣🤣

[@sonalshah3762]

This guy deserves so much praise ! Too good.

[@Its_me_77-i7q]

Mai toh real mai copy aur pen leke shayari ki notes banane lagi thi par bad mai pata chala ki ye toh dafa - e -shayari hai😅😅

[@effedupdoc]

Gazab yrr.. u rocked it so effortlessly!! 😂😂

[@karsevak.hanuman]

kzbin.info/aero/PLqd4oyOH6NGD_DT_9ROxexd6TnK6TE0In

[@rachitachary6208]

Ohh bahi ... Ohh bhai ... Cant get better then this type of tutorial 😂 and that wordgasam ...

[@Vedica-nityananda]

Your standup was funny but I subscribed for the water shayari 😂😂

[@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416]

He is full of hatred 50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.

[@ektapandey532]

Why your more videos are not coming? Pls do

[@aatifsam32]

Why he has such less followers ? He is just amazing.

[@karsevak.hanuman]

kzbin.info/aero/PLqd4oyOH6NGD_DT_9ROxexd6TnK6TE0In

[@MaanyaNArora]

why didn't i come across your videos earlier man!!

[@saadrusmani8472]

True for the shayars of today who do shayari in Hindi. Learning Urdu is the first step and one realises how engaging it can be and what wonders it can portray in a line or two. Hum Dekhenge Laazim Hae ki Hum bhi Dekhenge -Faiz❤️

[@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416]

BURKHA 7th century ki arab ki society ke liye tha🤗, vha mrdo me BEHYAYI thi🤗 NBI ne bi 25 bndiya, 11 bibi our apni bibio ko ummat ki ma bnaya, par khud kisi ka bap nhi bna🤨...taki dure mrado ki apni bibi ma, par dusro ki bibi apne liye halal🤨...nbi me bhi behyai thi kzbin.info/www/bejne/epXYY3ybost-sMU

[@oceansingh27]

Kehne ko toh sab kehtey hain Jo kehna chahtey hain... Shayari tab bolti hai Jab koi khamosh bolta hai... ☺

[@prabhatsinhjadav2705]

Muslim boy(to his crush): I love you Girl:me to tumhe bhai manti hu Muslim boy: no problem i m a muslim

[@nimiqaisar1735]

Hum soch hi rhe the aaj aur apne already video bhi bnaa daali stereo types ki! kaafi funny😋😂😂Insha'allah you hit the top comedian list soon..

[@Brainyzone]

What a great timing and punch lines, audience soo rahi thi 😅

[@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416]

He is full of hatred 50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.

[@zuber_pathan_]

Bhai just subscribed as soon as you said i got temporarily motivated. Totally relatable...! And jokes were high class. No doubt late response kyun aa rha tha... Keep it up..!

[@shivamsehgal2797]

Finally someone said the necessary. Boht he tight set boht he beautiful delivery ♥️

[@merajrizvi7043]

Usually I enjoy every standup comedy and don't get offended. Being a Muslim I enjoyed that jokes for Muslims but but you said shayari as an art form is very overrated so I would like to ask you the meaning of this two sher of Ghalib, It's my challenge 1st: नक़्श फ़रियादी है किस की शोख़ी-ए-तहरीर का काग़ज़ी है पैरहन हर पैकर-ए-तस्वीर का 2nd: हुई इस दौर में मंसूब मुझ से बादा-आशामी फिर आया वो ज़माना जो जहाँ में जाम-ए-जम निकले

[@umasingh9880]

Poetry is an art form... Nobody has the right to degrade it's value. It binds all religion, we have poetry among muslims, hindus, Christians everywhere. It binds. Jaise ap prepare krte for your stand up shows ap dil se sab kuch likh skte hoh waise jab people write poetry woh dil rakh dete hai kagaz pe.

[@waseqayaan5356]

Chand sitare phool aur khushboo ye to saare purane hai taaza taaza khali khili hai hum uske diwane hai😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@Jen_Agnes]

I'm watching the video 6 in the morning... Tauba tauba nind uda di 😂😂😂

[@hrushikeshborse]

😂😂

[@karsevak.hanuman]

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[@harshitkarir2071]

tabahi bhai ....mza aa gya

[@maryamashraf6939]

Man you're so good!! Love from Pakistan! ❤❤

[@karsevak.hanuman]

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[@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416]

50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.

[@husainapoonawala9735]

haha dude paani ke katre ki justuju lol ! too good

[@mickeymouse2126]

No but there is a fact that there are some poets who were really the master pieces....like Allama Iqbal Faiz ahmad faiz Mirza ghalib You cannot deny that there works really causes an impact on the mind of the people...the thing which you has to understand is that every shair has 2 aspects through which you can paraphrase it ●Mijazi maini(about lovers) ●Haqeeqi maini(about Allah) I'm the one who finds the second one as the true shairi... 🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰

[@bookaholic115]

Awesome that part urdu me Mera naam likh 😂😂😂💓

[@ansaritasmiyamohammedsalah6140]

I love urdu and shayari but still loved the video.❤

[@karsevak.hanuman]

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[@yoshitasharma6187]

mere ko shayeri kabhi smagh nhi ati but sunne main achhi lagti ..😂😂😂😂😂......😂😂😂😂😂....

[@raghavkwal20]

Everytime he hits hard on Muslim Joke: Le Liberals, woohooooooo!!

[@rajeshkurichiopalli3051]

Are you saying this because your mother kicked you out of her basement?

[@raghavkwal20]

@@rajeshkurichiopalli3051 Exactly!!

[@rajeshkurichiopalli3051]

@@raghavkwal20 oh you can live with me if you want but I'm a liberal so it's obvious I'm much much well to do in comparison to you but it's ok one of my naukars quit you're more than welcome

[@raghavkwal20]

@@rajeshkurichiopalli3051 You are so kind.

[@rajeshkurichiopalli3051]

@@raghavkwal20 ty😊 actually when jobless chutiyas like you hate on libbies na at that time I work hard

[@aashiprabha6826]

Felt offended n overwhelmed simultaneously 😅😅 btw u're grt duhh!✨

[@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416]

He is full of hatred 50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.

[@shauryaasharma3362]

Amazing kill! Loved the shayari wala part!! 😂😂😂 Died laughing!

[@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416]

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[@ramankapoor9013]

A far better than many KZbinrs, keep it up man 😀😁

[@Gauri_Kohli7903]

I so much agree with Punjabi songs totally relatable

[@wardayousufi]

Omg just awesome content!!! Hated poetry all my life!!! Great content bro 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@nasrin0697]

This is So Perfect ❤️

[@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416]

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[@vaishuvaishnavi4336]

You spoke the truth 😂😂. Last one was 🤣🤣

[@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416]

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[@asmamishra8201]

You know what after listening to you ..I temporarily got motivated to answer people immediately & logically 😂😂 #temporarilymotivated...

[@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416]

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[@rupaliseth]

That was just highly ......... Awesome Aye galib😂😜

[@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416]

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[@snehaltawde3602]

I loved it ur voice even my person is Muslim n he has a beautiful voice too I hate about the stereotypical comments that this community gets

[@minimummalik9041]

U r amazing man! After a long, I laughed like hell on any standup! The way u speak is just marvellous! M gonna share it with hundreds of my friends!

[@mohammedanasnasar7140]

Pani ke khatre ki "talab" hai galib....not justajuu... Justaju is curiousity... Talab is thirst.... Badiya hai par apka Andaaz e bayaan👍

[@mahnoorshoaib138]

Curiosity is "tajasus" Talab is khwaish Justaju is is yearning, a strong desire, ksi cheez/khwaish ki muslsal anthak talash So he's not wrong 😏

[@mohammedanasnasar7140]

@@mahnoorshoaib138 pani ke khatre ki curiosity/tajasus kaise hogii galib...talab/thirst hogii ya kuch aur kehlo jo jame..bhai...😀

[@Alishbaawan8089]

Justuju uss ne issi liye use kiya Q k koi uss ko paani de nahi raha tha Justuju hai "zaalim"

[@Ankit_Dwiwedi]

This video deserves to be on Amazon Prime!

[@dingdong5820]

When you sell reality in the name of stereotypes 😂.

[@Alishbaawan8089]

When you have brain but not the sense to use it

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[@shrimanpatil]

Paani ke qatre ki justju hai zaalim aey Ghalib Ke uske shabab ke fitoor mein qaafir ho chale hain..... Wordgasm ,💯💯

[@dr.shakirkhan2322]

Awesome bro❤️✅

[@karsevak.hanuman]

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[@ritikasija3821]

Kya mst video h yrr🤣🤣👌

[@NityaNand-xd8qu]

Oh boy many years of waiting!! Some laghter challenge contestents are comin

[@devashishtoor]

Amazing content bro... keep it up👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@bhushansarafdar4229]

That last one hit me hard man.

[@karsevak.hanuman]

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[@muskanshaikh74]

This was sooo relatable and you are awesome mahn!!😂😂❤️❤️keep going

[@asf9114]

I can relate this man 😂😂🤣🤣

[@wajihacheema1112]

Plot twist: He is a poet too😂😂

[@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416]

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[@milindkapoor3526]

HahahahahahahahahahH Kya sahi Banda hai Anas bhai Maja hi karadiya

[@perspectivei]

May be his parent taught him in a good way. Thats why he has some good points .

[@sabinaali4105]

My Parents taught me even better then him... I'm a software engineer From Bangalore... Check my name

[@dontreply395]

👍🏻

[@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416]

@@sabinaali4105 yes mam we MOMINs r far batter then islam(arbi gulami) 😞... Allah(ABBASID) male's thinking 🥴 QUR'AN 2:223, Women are cultiva*tion of man QUR'AN 33:33, Women do par.da and stay in house QUR'AN 4:34, WIFE BE*ATING...y not for husband same thing QUR'AN 4:11, WOMEN'S PROPERTY RIGHT HALF OF MAN QUR'AN 2:230, WOMEN'S HAL.ALA😑😑 QUR'AN 2:282, 2WOMEN = 1MAN TEST*IMONY,

[@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416]

@@sabinaali4105 if u disagree/agree plz do reply 👍

[@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416]

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[@mohinisingh6425]

great video loved the shayeri though

[@ilqaatique8391]

Damn good !

[@ateekahmad8446]

🧕😜

[@Abhisheksharma-sv8pk]

Mathematics is indeed a form of Shayari practiced by mathematicians in mathematics... Agar krte ho tohh...... 🤣

[@sonalnayyar4880]

Can hear myself laughing AGAIN. Amaze video fren 🌻

[@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416]

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[@atom2319]

Wah .. great bro... Amazing

[@-AkshaliShelar]

I want to have semx is vulgur but Sharmo haya k Parde girake krni hai humko khata is beautiful 😂 Urdu is beautiful ❤️

[@ruchamehta8600]

I want this guy to perform at the spoken fest!! Best crossover ever😂😂😂