Muslim Stereotypes & Shayeri ft. Md Anas I Stand-up comedy

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MD. ANAS

MD. ANAS

4 жыл бұрын

3rd Standup video is out now! It talks about me dealing with the different kinds of stereotypes muslims face and how shayeri is just overrated.
Checkout my other 2 videos:
Ladai- • Ladai ft. Md Anas I St...
Overconfident Limca- • Limca is an Overconfid...
Creds:
Venue- Hyjack Restaurant and Bar, Safdarjung Enclave, Delhi
Video Production- Klipping Pictures
Video Recorded by- Avinash Pratap
Edited by- Unnagi Productions
Intro music- Motel Rock
Outro music-
Venue provided by- Vishal Sahani, U nd Me Laughter Club
For any business queries,
E-mail at md_anas@outlook.com
For dating and fandom queries,
Instagram- ex_dee_anas...

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@manzoorathar11
@manzoorathar11 4 жыл бұрын
I used to charge Samosa for writing classmates' name in Urdu. 😂 Edit: امّی جان میں مشہور ہو گیا ہوں۔
@s_here1453
@s_here1453 3 жыл бұрын
I do pretty much same
@Jecykshaji
@Jecykshaji 3 жыл бұрын
😂👍 smart
@mohammadirfansiddiqui9589
@mohammadirfansiddiqui9589 3 жыл бұрын
Little bite same here .
@Alishbaawan8089
@Alishbaawan8089 3 жыл бұрын
Ap logon ko bhi urdu likhne aati???? Kese?
@mohammadirfansiddiqui9589
@mohammadirfansiddiqui9589 3 жыл бұрын
Ji tooti futi
@ThatIndianChick
@ThatIndianChick 4 жыл бұрын
Watched Chak De India and spent the entire afternoon preparing to be a national level hockey player
@Musicrolup
@Musicrolup 3 жыл бұрын
What should someone do after watching gadar movie then
@rebel8653
@rebel8653 3 жыл бұрын
@@Musicrolup go get a truck and leave it midway
@rebel8653
@rebel8653 3 жыл бұрын
Anas bhai ,thanks for the heart ,it literally made my day kyuki comment ke reply mein heart .... ab please video bhi release kardo...
@ClearlyCrackHead
@ClearlyCrackHead 3 жыл бұрын
😂 mera Usain Bolt ki racing dekh ke jaga tha. So I told my father I will become like Usain Bolt, my father didn't take it seriously and said "ban gye" most common answer in india. Wese motivate bhi karte tab bhi banna to tha nhi😂
@Inner.divinity
@Inner.divinity 3 жыл бұрын
Watched Mr india and disappeared for 2 days
@UmarKhan-cf6bx
@UmarKhan-cf6bx 4 жыл бұрын
Every time I prepare for my Jumah prayer in traditional attire having pathani and always same guy came and said Wooowww ek dum Osama lag raha hai
@giantaquilam1849
@giantaquilam1849 4 жыл бұрын
That guys exist in a different world of imagination.. ignore them.. most of Hindu loves their muslim brothers and vice versa
@UmarKhan-cf6bx
@UmarKhan-cf6bx 4 жыл бұрын
@@giantaquilam1849 that is absolute truth
@himanshushekhar4177
@himanshushekhar4177 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 mst tha bhai
@lipsha345
@lipsha345 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@canvaapplessons1224
@canvaapplessons1224 4 жыл бұрын
You should've replied "arey MashAllah bol, warna nazar lag jaati hai"
@abdulquadirshekh6409
@abdulquadirshekh6409 4 жыл бұрын
Bhai muslim comedian esa hona cahiye jo stereotypes dur kare naki use badhawa de great work bro
@parulgupta5029
@parulgupta5029 4 жыл бұрын
Also watch munawar faruqui
@pandeyvishal1792
@pandeyvishal1792 4 жыл бұрын
Fully agree
@abdulquadirshekh6409
@abdulquadirshekh6409 4 жыл бұрын
@@parulgupta5029 i am fan of munawar Faruqi he is amazing.
@shaheensultanamohammed1110
@shaheensultanamohammed1110 4 жыл бұрын
Ryt....but ignore Karne SAE better hae face Kare....mazakh mein udaye....
@mdsohailakram9501
@mdsohailakram9501 4 жыл бұрын
@@akshaybarakoti3643 thnx
@simrankhurana1931
@simrankhurana1931 4 жыл бұрын
As a ghazalkaar, felt roasted. But you were great dude.
@raagongaku1750
@raagongaku1750 4 жыл бұрын
🤣
@junaidakbar8732
@junaidakbar8732 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@simrankhurana1931
@simrankhurana1931 4 жыл бұрын
@@junaidakbar8732 Hey Friend!
@adnan-ce7xp
@adnan-ce7xp 4 жыл бұрын
@@simrankhurana1931 hey
@simrankhurana1931
@simrankhurana1931 4 жыл бұрын
@@adnan-ce7xp Hey🙆‍♀️
@striker_9
@striker_9 4 жыл бұрын
I don't care Muslim or Hindu, but as a comedian you are great!! Saala lockdown mein 6 shayari likha tha...soch raha tha book chapwaunga, dobaara padha...😂😂😂😂😂....naah bacha liya tum logo Anas ne
@syedafatima6916
@syedafatima6916 3 жыл бұрын
💔😂
@ClearlyCrackHead
@ClearlyCrackHead 3 жыл бұрын
Abe teri😂 this is a sign of progress bro don't worry carry on👍
@ruksanalaskar5032
@ruksanalaskar5032 3 жыл бұрын
6 shayari mai book chap jati hai?
@srishtisrijan01
@srishtisrijan01 2 жыл бұрын
😆😆
@madhuparnaghosh6254
@madhuparnaghosh6254 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@NeonRubal
@NeonRubal 4 жыл бұрын
"Shayari is like punjabi songs in urdu" - I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 On point✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻💜💜
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 жыл бұрын
50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom..gender equality...👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAAHTE HAI?🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE Qur'an 9:5, PART.ITION REAL REASON,
@Humanaastik
@Humanaastik 4 жыл бұрын
This guys deserves more subscribers and engagement Who else agrees? ✨❤️
@ExDeeAnas
@ExDeeAnas 4 жыл бұрын
I do
@Humanaastik
@Humanaastik 4 жыл бұрын
@@ExDeeAnas 🙏💯❤️
@rajniji9197
@rajniji9197 4 жыл бұрын
I am agree
@ramankapoor9013
@ramankapoor9013 3 жыл бұрын
Obviously
@faizaabbasi302
@faizaabbasi302 3 жыл бұрын
Yes I do.
@ahmedsiddique8020
@ahmedsiddique8020 4 жыл бұрын
As a shayar I feel bad about what he said, because shayari is way ahead then anything today. Shakespeare, T.S Eliot these guys used to portray their feelings through stanzas and sonnet. Nevertheless in shayari it's just two line(misra) describing so much that we even do not understand sometimes. Log toot jate hain ek ghar banane me Tum taras nahi khate bastiyaan jalane me - Bashir Badr
@shubhamkumarrroy1228
@shubhamkumarrroy1228 4 жыл бұрын
I thought you must be some another prick bragging. Lekin Badr sahb ka sher dekha to laga ki tumhara comment karna banta hai. Warna to bc jo kuchh nhi jante wo bhi aisa pretend kar rahe hain jaise Meer ke shagird hon
@ahmedsiddique8020
@ahmedsiddique8020 4 жыл бұрын
@@shubhamkumarrroy1228 aapka esa sochna bhi jayej hai aaj kal shayari maikhaane se nikal kar karkhaano me jo hone lagi hai:-)
@shabnamshaikh6379
@shabnamshaikh6379 4 жыл бұрын
Waah
@suman5525
@suman5525 4 жыл бұрын
Both example are old that's why shayeri is overrated.
@SurgicalStrike2.0
@SurgicalStrike2.0 4 жыл бұрын
Tumhe ye Gham k chitthiya'n nhi aati'n Humse pucho hume Hichkiya'n nhi aati'n -Chirag Sharma
@vijaydahiya6378
@vijaydahiya6378 4 жыл бұрын
Real shayars and poets will smile and appreciate this art form..good work Anas..keep going
@rupalisingh1794
@rupalisingh1794 2 жыл бұрын
Real writers laughed at this. And thought kitna sach h yaar yeh. These are the word of truth.
@lol-rq6ch
@lol-rq6ch 2 жыл бұрын
Yup man 😊
@Rain..Bow..
@Rain..Bow.. 4 жыл бұрын
"Taaza taaza kali khili hai"...da most hillarios punch 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ronaktaparia8447
@ronaktaparia8447 4 жыл бұрын
Mtlb kya tha iska?
@jingola11
@jingola11 4 жыл бұрын
@@ronaktaparia8447 referred to virgin girls lol
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 жыл бұрын
50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom..gender equality...👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAAHTE HAI?🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE Qur'an 9:5, PART.ITION REAL REASON,
@SHUBHAMSINGH-nf3xq
@SHUBHAMSINGH-nf3xq 4 жыл бұрын
I just want a job in youtube ...just to see who are these people who dislike the videos.
@jahangirahad3406
@jahangirahad3406 4 жыл бұрын
SHUBHAM SINGH probably other inspiring and jealous stand up comedians 😂😂
@kprathamesh3564
@kprathamesh3564 4 жыл бұрын
Bhakt honge😂🤣
@sakenasarvat5648
@sakenasarvat5648 4 жыл бұрын
Lol mahn!!!!+😂
@shadabansari7089
@shadabansari7089 4 жыл бұрын
Offended aspiring fragile Shayars obviously
@alokpatra8767
@alokpatra8767 4 жыл бұрын
Bhai padai kar li hoti mil b jata job.
@farhanmirza7303
@farhanmirza7303 4 жыл бұрын
Irony is that audience did like that sher(shairi) that you did. 😁
@canvaapplessons1224
@canvaapplessons1224 4 жыл бұрын
Is that what you call poetry? Chutiye. Poetry men behr aur wazan (meter) hota hai, qaafiya aur radeef ki ham-aagangi hoti hai. Har chaar lines ko shairi samjh lete hain log.
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 жыл бұрын
50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom..gender equality...👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAAHTE HAI?🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE Qur'an 9:5, PART.ITION REAL REASON,
@vipashamalhotra
@vipashamalhotra 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 md anas politely offending all the poets out there hahaha. Bohot badhiya!!! 💖 Best one till date
@utkarshsingh4433
@utkarshsingh4433 4 жыл бұрын
Ooo aunty lemme tell uh he isn't acquiring even the proper knowledge of shayari and without writing comedy doesn't exist and stand-up comedians are overrated not shayaris ...There are people who don't know shayari they are just cry babies and wannabes so they don't write on social issues or life ...And then comes this chutiya who doesn't even know comedy and calls himself comedian 🤣🤣😂....And all the best of the comedians respect shyari....Eg zakir khan ...
@mohammedanasnasar7140
@mohammedanasnasar7140 4 жыл бұрын
Maine kab offend kiya😛?
@devabahugunaa
@devabahugunaa 4 жыл бұрын
@@utkarshsingh4433 bhai agr itna hi bura lagra hai ye to aadhe me hi skip kar dena chaiye tha kyu time waste kia , normal log jo videos pasand ni aate unhe skip kar deta hai or next video dekhte hai
@canvaapplessons1224
@canvaapplessons1224 4 жыл бұрын
@@utkarshsingh4433 Zakir khan doesn't know shairi either. No poetic meter.
@utkarshsingh4433
@utkarshsingh4433 4 жыл бұрын
@@canvaapplessons1224 first try to google once then come back and talk please
@intellectual_idiot
@intellectual_idiot 3 жыл бұрын
6:40 "Poetry as an art form has been passing off weird creepy information to us, or hum appreciate kre ja rhe hai." 🔥
@SLimSHaDyLFC
@SLimSHaDyLFC 4 жыл бұрын
No one: Nobody: Not a living soul: Md. Anas: Wordgasm jo hit karega na aahhhhhh
@aadi_001
@aadi_001 2 жыл бұрын
*Being a muslim a lot of my friends used to say urdu bol ke dikha and I'm like kya sunaoon abb inhe kyuki almost same hi hoti Urdu Hindi I mean few words*
@aadi_001
@aadi_001 2 жыл бұрын
@Happy Johnson yessss
@jaisanatanrashtra7035
@jaisanatanrashtra7035 3 жыл бұрын
I have many muslim friends .. my best friends Khalid Ansari Sayyad Ali & Rashid Khan... and U know what they never talked about Islam or Urdu 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Jecykshaji
@Jecykshaji 3 жыл бұрын
😆same. I had muslim friends. They are really good and cute🦄 special boys 😚hot and cute🌈❤️💕💞💓💗
@ganiyaparvez5398
@ganiyaparvez5398 3 жыл бұрын
And what if they tell you about Islam?? Will it make any difference in your friendship??
@vasimbelim1091
@vasimbelim1091 2 ай бұрын
My hindu friends : bhai ek mast shayari sunade Le me : apni ma chadale Them : wah wah wa wa wa
@hetasolanki9115
@hetasolanki9115 4 жыл бұрын
As an aspiring hindi writer I felt like every joke were on me but you nailed it ..#bigfan
@darprince1967
@darprince1967 4 жыл бұрын
I also felt like same way as I myself being an unskilled one in that very field ,ok Heta Solanki if you don't mind may I ask you for some stuff you have written ....so it may help me to stop cursing myself that I'm not the only one having this guilt of being one of those 😂😉.sorry waiting eagerly for your good word
@hetasolanki9115
@hetasolanki9115 4 жыл бұрын
@@darprince1967 kzbin.info/door/R05SUgLbHwwCwE84tMXK7w this is my youtube channel put some stuff on it ..you can check this out ..and I really wanna thank you for your reply
@darprince1967
@darprince1967 4 жыл бұрын
@@hetasolanki9115 can't share there I just want keep my stuffs one to one end ,as I'm scared of critics public , may be I have not been challenged yet that is why are these feelings so,But must have gone through that phase so I want to shear my views personally on any other platforms ( social media or email)
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 жыл бұрын
50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom..gender equality...👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAAHTE HAI?🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE Qur'an 9:5, PART.ITION REAL REASON,
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 жыл бұрын
@@hetasolanki9115 🙄 nope i found hatred in comady, respect all languages...i also love pure hindi😌
@udishagupta7061
@udishagupta7061 4 жыл бұрын
One of the brilliant stand-up comedy ever❤️
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 жыл бұрын
50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom..gender equality...👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAAHTE HAI?🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE Qur'an 9:5, PART.ITION REAL REASON,
@pushkarmitra1928
@pushkarmitra1928 2 жыл бұрын
You have an excellent sense of maturity man ! Hatts off to you for being so understanding and openly being talking about stereotypes ! You are true indian. Keep it up 👍❤️
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 жыл бұрын
50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom..gender equality...👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAAHTE HAI?🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE Qur'an 9:5, PART.ITION REAL REASON,
@dr.nainayeri4706
@dr.nainayeri4706 2 жыл бұрын
This is so well thought and witty ... Extremely refreshing! Subscribed ❤️
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 жыл бұрын
50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.
@moonhassan6546
@moonhassan6546 4 жыл бұрын
comedy is overrated as well
@suvangighoshdastidar1937
@suvangighoshdastidar1937 4 жыл бұрын
I'm literally becoming his fan now.....❤️❤️🙈🙈 And I must say that his quick responses to the audience is brilliant and hilarious.....his body language is so confident and perfect♥️♥️
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 жыл бұрын
50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom..gender equality...👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAAHTE HAI?🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE Qur'an 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON,
@jayantanayak4981
@jayantanayak4981 3 жыл бұрын
Finally you're on KZbin. I was a fan of you since the Laughter Challenge. I would really like listen to you more and more.
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 жыл бұрын
He is full of hatred 50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.
@meenakshishinde4049
@meenakshishinde4049 3 жыл бұрын
MD Anas... I do not care about your or any comedians religion... muslim, sikh, Christen, or hindu who ever you may be.... You are good and you are gonna be great in future.
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 жыл бұрын
He is full of hatred 50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 жыл бұрын
I DON'T CARE ABOUT HINDU-MUSLIM, BUT ISLAM TEACHES HATRED
@basicallyahana
@basicallyahana 4 жыл бұрын
You were so effortless! This was the best performance of yours that I have seen till date! Brava!
@jaisanatanrashtra7035
@jaisanatanrashtra7035 3 жыл бұрын
What a pretty DP❤️
@pagolerprolap5897
@pagolerprolap5897 3 жыл бұрын
Hmm.. আমার টা বেশি funny 😊😊
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 жыл бұрын
BURKHA 7th century ki arab ki society ke liye tha🤗, vha mrdo me BEHYAYI thi🤗 NBI ne bi 25 bndiya, 11 bibi our apni bibio ko ummat ki ma bnaya, par khud kisi ka bap nhi bna🤨...taki dure mrado ki apni bibi ma, par dusro ki bibi apne liye halal🤨...nbi me bhi behyai thi kzbin.info/www/bejne/epXYY3ybost-sMU
@calmingchaos1995
@calmingchaos1995 4 жыл бұрын
Poetry is beautiful yar 😅 but he did make his point 😂😂 so good.
@canvaapplessons1224
@canvaapplessons1224 4 жыл бұрын
Aji lund mera. He doesn't know shit about poetry technicalities. And why on earth would somebody write "Ghalib" in his own poetry. Kya karen, log bhi chutiya hain isliye isi bakchodi ko poetry samjhte hain jiska usne mazaak udaya hai.
@calmingchaos1995
@calmingchaos1995 4 жыл бұрын
@@canvaapplessons1224 true. But it was a joke so I think we should take it as a joke. Also I love poetry. It's much more than he can or any of us can understand. .... It has its own depth. But it was a good joke. That's all
@karsevak.hanuman
@karsevak.hanuman 2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/aero/PLqd4oyOH6NGD_DT_9ROxexd6TnK6TE0In
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 жыл бұрын
50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom..gender equality...👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAAHTE HAI?🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE Qur'an 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON,
@taetae-hu6bd
@taetae-hu6bd 2 жыл бұрын
After watching amrita rao's acting in vivah(Shahid Kapoor's film) I was sooo dharmik for one week lol😂
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 жыл бұрын
He is full of hatred 50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.
@taetae-hu6bd
@taetae-hu6bd 2 жыл бұрын
@@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 toh main Kya karoon ......what you want to say by such irrelevant topics
@anushka.khandekar
@anushka.khandekar 2 жыл бұрын
Your standup was funny but I subscribed for the water shayari 😂😂
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 жыл бұрын
He is full of hatred 50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.
@zuber_pathan_
@zuber_pathan_ 3 жыл бұрын
Bhai just subscribed as soon as you said i got temporarily motivated. Totally relatable...! And jokes were high class. No doubt late response kyun aa rha tha... Keep it up..!
@sehrishrazvi4732
@sehrishrazvi4732 4 жыл бұрын
Tum yuh hi aate ho aur kuch keh jate ho, Tumhari baaton ka bura nahi lagta kyunki aisi hi dil khush kar jaate ho ! Great set sir...
@karsevak.hanuman
@karsevak.hanuman 2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/aero/PLqd4oyOH6NGD_DT_9ROxexd6TnK6TE0In
@shauryaasharma3362
@shauryaasharma3362 4 жыл бұрын
Amazing kill! Loved the shayari wala part!! 😂😂😂 Died laughing!
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 жыл бұрын
50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.
@sonalshah3762
@sonalshah3762 4 жыл бұрын
This guy deserves so much praise ! Too good.
@spartacus5716
@spartacus5716 4 жыл бұрын
what a perfection ..this guy deserves more subscribers ..
@minimummalik9041
@minimummalik9041 4 жыл бұрын
U r amazing man! After a long, I laughed like hell on any standup! The way u speak is just marvellous! M gonna share it with hundreds of my friends!
@sayantikabiswas6996
@sayantikabiswas6996 4 жыл бұрын
Wtfff why is he so underrated? This guy is amazing
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 жыл бұрын
He is full of hatred 50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.
@saadrusmani8472
@saadrusmani8472 3 жыл бұрын
True for the shayars of today who do shayari in Hindi. Learning Urdu is the first step and one realises how engaging it can be and what wonders it can portray in a line or two. Hum Dekhenge Laazim Hae ki Hum bhi Dekhenge -Faiz❤️
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 жыл бұрын
BURKHA 7th century ki arab ki society ke liye tha🤗, vha mrdo me BEHYAYI thi🤗 NBI ne bi 25 bndiya, 11 bibi our apni bibio ko ummat ki ma bnaya, par khud kisi ka bap nhi bna🤨...taki dure mrado ki apni bibi ma, par dusro ki bibi apne liye halal🤨...nbi me bhi behyai thi kzbin.info/www/bejne/epXYY3ybost-sMU
@ramankapoor9013
@ramankapoor9013 3 жыл бұрын
A far better than many KZbinrs, keep it up man 😀😁
@prabhatsinhjadav2705
@prabhatsinhjadav2705 3 жыл бұрын
Muslim boy(to his crush): I love you Girl:me to tumhe bhai manti hu Muslim boy: no problem i m a muslim
@ClearlyCrackHead
@ClearlyCrackHead 3 жыл бұрын
Shayari as an art form has been passing weird creepy information to us? Don't agree But laughed alot😂 Here is a message for people from Shayari: مجھے پرکھنا ہوا تو میرے پاس چلے آ نا یہ یہاں وہاں کی خبریں تُجھے بد گماں کرینگی मुझे परखना हुआ तो मेरे पास चले आना यह यहां वहां की ख़बरें तुझे बद-गुमा करेंगी (Mujhe parakhna hua to mere paas chale ana Yeh yahan wahan ki khabren tujhe badguman krengi) Bad guma (بد گماں) means- Dubious, Doubtful ya shak o shuba peda krengi. Correct me if I am wrong learning urdu😁🙏
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 жыл бұрын
He is full of hatred 50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON
@afshaparveen2670
@afshaparveen2670 4 жыл бұрын
I randomly played this bcz of that thumbnail but now I'm sharing all over my groups and be like ISS bnde ko sun kya mst bolta h..ohh man..you are too good👏👏😘❣️
@The_untold_failure
@The_untold_failure 4 жыл бұрын
Tujhe paane ki ek justuju hai aey ghalib..... Yun tera chehra palat jaana fakat nagwaar kr deta hai..... Koi sense hai iss baat ka...pr mujhe bht lg rhi hai😂😂😂😂
@The_untold_failure
@The_untold_failure 4 жыл бұрын
Randomly i got ur comment... 😁❣️🤭
@afshaparveen2670
@afshaparveen2670 4 жыл бұрын
😒😒😒mtlb privacy naam ki koi chiz hi ni bchi h Bhai khi b chle jaao
@oceansingh27
@oceansingh27 4 жыл бұрын
Kehne ko toh sab kehtey hain Jo kehna chahtey hain... Shayari tab bolti hai Jab koi khamosh bolta hai... ☺
@dalphy156
@dalphy156 4 жыл бұрын
Awesome man.... keep it up.... 😍😍😍 you rock...
@aatifsam32
@aatifsam32 3 жыл бұрын
Why he has such less followers ? He is just amazing.
@karsevak.hanuman
@karsevak.hanuman 2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/aero/PLqd4oyOH6NGD_DT_9ROxexd6TnK6TE0In
@Gauri_Kohli7903
@Gauri_Kohli7903 2 жыл бұрын
I so much agree with Punjabi songs totally relatable
@sagarchawla8145
@sagarchawla8145 3 жыл бұрын
That's a cool music video idea bro. Thanks
@devashishtoor
@devashishtoor 4 жыл бұрын
Amazing content bro... keep it up👏👏👏👏👏👏
@Brainyzone
@Brainyzone 2 жыл бұрын
What a great timing and punch lines, audience soo rahi thi 😅
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 жыл бұрын
He is full of hatred 50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.
@shivamsehgal2797
@shivamsehgal2797 4 жыл бұрын
Finally someone said the necessary. Boht he tight set boht he beautiful delivery ♥️
@chitramurugan3150
@chitramurugan3150 3 жыл бұрын
Hey you are so underrated man just found you today . This KZbin algorithm just recommended you . Happy to see you . Liked this video keep gojng❤❤❤
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 жыл бұрын
He is full of hatred 50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.
@muskanshaikh74
@muskanshaikh74 4 жыл бұрын
This was sooo relatable and you are awesome mahn!!😂😂❤️❤️keep going
@maryamashraf6939
@maryamashraf6939 4 жыл бұрын
Man you're so good!! Love from Pakistan! ❤❤
@karsevak.hanuman
@karsevak.hanuman 2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/aero/PLqd4oyOH6NGD_DT_9ROxexd6TnK6TE0In
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 жыл бұрын
50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.
@ansaritasmiyamohammedsalah6140
@ansaritasmiyamohammedsalah6140 3 жыл бұрын
I love urdu and shayari but still loved the video.❤
@karsevak.hanuman
@karsevak.hanuman 2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/aero/PLqd4oyOH6NGD_DT_9ROxexd6TnK6TE0In
@Ankit_Dwiwedi
@Ankit_Dwiwedi 4 жыл бұрын
This video deserves to be on Amazon Prime!
@manisharout6499
@manisharout6499 4 жыл бұрын
Loved u bro ....my friend is a Muslim and vegetarian but I eat no veg and knowing this everyone is like " Tu naam ki bs Muslim h " to her.. we gotta break down stereotypes.
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 жыл бұрын
He is full of hatred 50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 жыл бұрын
Yes mam she haven't read Qur'an thats y she is Libral... Allah(ABBASID) male's thinking 🥴 QUR'AN 2:223, Women are cultiva*tion of man QUR'AN 33:33, Women do par.da and stay in house QUR'AN 4:34, WIFE BE*ATING...y not for husband same thing QUR'AN 4:11, WOMEN'S PROPERTY RIGHT HALF OF MAN QUR'AN 2:230, WOMEN'S HAL.ALA😑😑 QUR'AN 2:282, 2WOMEN = 1MAN TEST*IMONY,
@asmamishra8201
@asmamishra8201 2 жыл бұрын
You know what after listening to you ..I temporarily got motivated to answer people immediately & logically 😂😂 #temporarilymotivated...
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 жыл бұрын
He is full of hatred 50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.
@mickeymouse2126
@mickeymouse2126 3 жыл бұрын
No but there is a fact that there are some poets who were really the master pieces....like Allama Iqbal Faiz ahmad faiz Mirza ghalib You cannot deny that there works really causes an impact on the mind of the people...the thing which you has to understand is that every shair has 2 aspects through which you can paraphrase it ●Mijazi maini(about lovers) ●Haqeeqi maini(about Allah) I'm the one who finds the second one as the true shairi... 🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰
@r.7530
@r.7530 4 жыл бұрын
Loved it man😂😂
@nimiqaisar1735
@nimiqaisar1735 4 жыл бұрын
Hum soch hi rhe the aaj aur apne already video bhi bnaa daali stereo types ki! kaafi funny😋😂😂Insha'allah you hit the top comedian list soon..
@asf9114
@asf9114 4 жыл бұрын
I can relate this man 😂😂🤣🤣
@Jen_Agnes
@Jen_Agnes 4 жыл бұрын
I'm watching the video 6 in the morning... Tauba tauba nind uda di 😂😂😂
@hrushikeshborse
@hrushikeshborse 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@karsevak.hanuman
@karsevak.hanuman 2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/aero/PLqd4oyOH6NGD_DT_9ROxexd6TnK6TE0In
@aashiprabha6826
@aashiprabha6826 2 жыл бұрын
Felt offended n overwhelmed simultaneously 😅😅 btw u're grt duhh!✨
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 жыл бұрын
He is full of hatred 50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.
@sauravsinghrajput8056
@sauravsinghrajput8056 3 жыл бұрын
Seriously enjoyed your humour... Nice man
@09_alhanfiroz97
@09_alhanfiroz97 4 жыл бұрын
Gazab yrr.. u rocked it so effortlessly!! 😂😂
@karsevak.hanuman
@karsevak.hanuman 2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/aero/PLqd4oyOH6NGD_DT_9ROxexd6TnK6TE0In
@nasrin0697
@nasrin0697 2 жыл бұрын
This is So Perfect ❤️
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 жыл бұрын
He is full of hatred 50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON
@anandayush4338
@anandayush4338 4 жыл бұрын
luved itt MAN!
@omnamahshivaye819
@omnamahshivaye819 3 жыл бұрын
Best part is that he is very sober and not over the top like other stand up guys
@NityaNand-xd8qu
@NityaNand-xd8qu 4 жыл бұрын
Oh boy many years of waiting!! Some laghter challenge contestents are comin
@mohammedanasnasar7140
@mohammedanasnasar7140 4 жыл бұрын
Pani ke khatre ki "talab" hai galib....not justajuu... Justaju is curiousity... Talab is thirst.... Badiya hai par apka Andaaz e bayaan👍
@mahnoorshoaib138
@mahnoorshoaib138 4 жыл бұрын
Curiosity is "tajasus" Talab is khwaish Justaju is is yearning, a strong desire, ksi cheez/khwaish ki muslsal anthak talash So he's not wrong 😏
@mohammedanasnasar7140
@mohammedanasnasar7140 3 жыл бұрын
@@mahnoorshoaib138 pani ke khatre ki curiosity/tajasus kaise hogii galib...talab/thirst hogii ya kuch aur kehlo jo jame..bhai...😀
@Alishbaawan8089
@Alishbaawan8089 3 жыл бұрын
Justuju uss ne issi liye use kiya Q k koi uss ko paani de nahi raha tha Justuju hai "zaalim"
@milindkapoor3526
@milindkapoor3526 4 жыл бұрын
HahahahahahahahahahH Kya sahi Banda hai Anas bhai Maja hi karadiya
@raghavkwal20
@raghavkwal20 3 жыл бұрын
Everytime he hits hard on Muslim Joke: Le Liberals, woohooooooo!!
@rajeshkurichiopalli3051
@rajeshkurichiopalli3051 3 жыл бұрын
Are you saying this because your mother kicked you out of her basement?
@raghavkwal20
@raghavkwal20 3 жыл бұрын
@@rajeshkurichiopalli3051 Exactly!!
@rajeshkurichiopalli3051
@rajeshkurichiopalli3051 3 жыл бұрын
@@raghavkwal20 oh you can live with me if you want but I'm a liberal so it's obvious I'm much much well to do in comparison to you but it's ok one of my naukars quit you're more than welcome
@raghavkwal20
@raghavkwal20 3 жыл бұрын
@@rajeshkurichiopalli3051 You are so kind.
@rajeshkurichiopalli3051
@rajeshkurichiopalli3051 3 жыл бұрын
@@raghavkwal20 ty😊 actually when jobless chutiyas like you hate on libbies na at that time I work hard
@bhushansarafdar4229
@bhushansarafdar4229 4 жыл бұрын
That last one hit me hard man.
@karsevak.hanuman
@karsevak.hanuman 2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/aero/PLqd4oyOH6NGD_DT_9ROxexd6TnK6TE0In
@ruchamehta8600
@ruchamehta8600 4 жыл бұрын
I want this guy to perform at the spoken fest!! Best crossover ever😂😂😂
@shubhampanda5063
@shubhampanda5063 3 жыл бұрын
last line was best of all... cheers bro...
@dr.shakirkhan2322
@dr.shakirkhan2322 4 жыл бұрын
Awesome bro❤️✅
@karsevak.hanuman
@karsevak.hanuman 2 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/aero/PLqd4oyOH6NGD_DT_9ROxexd6TnK6TE0In
@sonalnayyar4880
@sonalnayyar4880 4 жыл бұрын
Can hear myself laughing AGAIN. Amaze video fren 🌻
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 жыл бұрын
He is full of hatred 50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.
@vaishuvaishnavi4336
@vaishuvaishnavi4336 3 жыл бұрын
You spoke the truth 😂😂. Last one was 🤣🤣
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 жыл бұрын
He is full of hatred 50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON
@zohrazeba3811
@zohrazeba3811 3 жыл бұрын
I love you Anas...
@zohrazeba3811
@zohrazeba3811 3 жыл бұрын
Ek reply bhi de hi dete yaar
@ilqaatique8391
@ilqaatique8391 4 жыл бұрын
Damn good !
@ateekahmad8446
@ateekahmad8446 3 жыл бұрын
🧕😜
@dingdong5820
@dingdong5820 3 жыл бұрын
When you sell reality in the name of stereotypes 😂.
@Alishbaawan8089
@Alishbaawan8089 3 жыл бұрын
When you have brain but not the sense to use it
@dalitshiv834
@dalitshiv834 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼 Chalo kam seh kam yaha toh Sach bola M+oola😂 Varna sale 24 Gante Jhooth peh Jhooth! Bolte hii rehte hai!🤣🤣
@soumitadas424
@soumitadas424 2 жыл бұрын
The Last was best.. Hard core... 😂😂
@labhanvitaameta9987
@labhanvitaameta9987 4 жыл бұрын
You were amazing dude !!!
@RAKESHKUMAR-gq7ip
@RAKESHKUMAR-gq7ip Жыл бұрын
In the name of comedy He is telling indians are racists against muslims
@SanaIndustries
@SanaIndustries 4 жыл бұрын
Kaafir literally mannnn 😂😂😂😂
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 жыл бұрын
JANNAT LOCATION?🔎😊 Mohammad ki trah ye Momin bhi bongiya marta hai, Allah to bhana hai logo ko chutiya bnana hai, ALLAH/god/bhagwan doesn't exist, BUKHARI 5445, AJVA KHAJUR SE JAHAR ASAR NHI KRTA, apna IMAN test kro😜 kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z5WphqWYZamNn9U
@heartandbeats5569
@heartandbeats5569 3 жыл бұрын
Last punch line was great bro...👍
@apurv
@apurv Жыл бұрын
Bro PLEASE post more videos Love your work
@navmaan5563
@navmaan5563 4 жыл бұрын
listen satinder sartaj Ranjit bawa Ammi virk Tarsem jassar Kulbir jhinjer ..punjabi singers ..your point of view about punjabi music will be change 👌
@surajsainissappareal2375
@surajsainissappareal2375 2 жыл бұрын
satinder paji puri poetry hi gaate hai.. hor yeh bata rha creepy hai
@-AkshaliShelar
@-AkshaliShelar 3 жыл бұрын
I want to have semx is vulgur but Sharmo haya k Parde girake krni hai humko khata is beautiful 😂 Urdu is beautiful ❤️
@mohinisingh6425
@mohinisingh6425 4 жыл бұрын
great video loved the shayeri though
@MaanyaNArora
@MaanyaNArora 2 жыл бұрын
why didn't i come across your videos earlier man!!
@perspectivei
@perspectivei 4 жыл бұрын
May be his parent taught him in a good way. Thats why he has some good points .
@sabinaali4105
@sabinaali4105 4 жыл бұрын
My Parents taught me even better then him... I'm a software engineer From Bangalore... Check my name
@dontreply395
@dontreply395 3 жыл бұрын
👍🏻
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 жыл бұрын
@@sabinaali4105 yes mam we MOMINs r far batter then islam(arbi gulami) 😞... Allah(ABBASID) male's thinking 🥴 QUR'AN 2:223, Women are cultiva*tion of man QUR'AN 33:33, Women do par.da and stay in house QUR'AN 4:34, WIFE BE*ATING...y not for husband same thing QUR'AN 4:11, WOMEN'S PROPERTY RIGHT HALF OF MAN QUR'AN 2:230, WOMEN'S HAL.ALA😑😑 QUR'AN 2:282, 2WOMEN = 1MAN TEST*IMONY,
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 жыл бұрын
@@sabinaali4105 if u disagree/agree plz do reply 👍
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 жыл бұрын
He is full of hatred 50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.
@wajihacheema1112
@wajihacheema1112 4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: He is a poet too😂😂
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 жыл бұрын
He is full of hatred 50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON
@mridulrapotra8836
@mridulrapotra8836 3 жыл бұрын
Being a poet...i felt roasted! But daymmm! You were amazing man😂😂😂❤️
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 жыл бұрын
He is full of hatred 50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.
@johnnybhaiya252
@johnnybhaiya252 2 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🔥 yaar....kamaal ho aap.... Pura ka pura act mst hai...
@NiteshKumar-ks2ty
@NiteshKumar-ks2ty 4 жыл бұрын
Big fan sir...plzz reply
@joyamittal5384
@joyamittal5384 4 жыл бұрын
Sameeeeee!!!
@saenggag4615
@saenggag4615 4 жыл бұрын
I'm a shyr 🤣but like your this video too much 🤣🤣thank for making ❤️
@muhammadtarique242
@muhammadtarique242 2 жыл бұрын
nicely put brother, enjoyed it
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
@ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 жыл бұрын
He is full of hatred 50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..👍✌😊 KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5TEqX1smsagrNE QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.
@ruthtryphosa
@ruthtryphosa 4 жыл бұрын
Enjoyed it!!
@umasingh9880
@umasingh9880 4 жыл бұрын
Poetry is an art form... Nobody has the right to degrade it's value. It binds all religion, we have poetry among muslims, hindus, Christians everywhere. It binds. Jaise ap prepare krte for your stand up shows ap dil se sab kuch likh skte hoh waise jab people write poetry woh dil rakh dete hai kagaz pe.