Every Time I Crash, The Car Gets Longer

[@MuYe]

Try not to make peepee jokes level 690

[@DrPunish427]

i dont know how to make a joke so uhh, why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

[@bigmansir3745]

Do you know what is longer than this car, my wein-

[@guest..]

Big long weener car 🗿

[@martinnnikolla]

buy me beamng pretty please💘

[@Ausaradio]

pp

[@PhilmoreJenkins]

Just put these mods together for the world's most chaotic race. Imagine

[@mango7514]

Like the final form of all the cars from these challanges

[@stephinator32]

how did you post this 3 hours ago when THE VIDEO RELEASED ONLY A HOUR AGO

[@DAventador44]

​@@stephinator32he's a member, channel members get early video access

[@topd7566]

What’s the mod???

[@NDIHEDBKEFUEB2D972HD]

Игра говно

[@dogenombres9614]

Muye is just an perfect example of an italian drunk driving. Imagine this guy explaining to the police that it wasn't his fault on crashing lol

[@Xtrachunky]

It’s the drunk crashers that give us the bad reputation

[@jeffthegod_]

it wasnt my fault, its the 612hp custom made 32m definetely home legal car what will go UP YO MUM

[@imadumbasss]

Not a crash

[@flittermouse1233]

wait, that scene was legit? Dang it!

[@dogenombres9614]

@TheMemeReaper "Officer, i swear that green car literaly blends with the bushes, i didn't even seen it in time, i didn't crash"

[@usegamey]

Imagine driving that in real life!

[@werekingdom5179]

I do..... Truck driver with 80 tons ....

[@RecepAslan-mw4gu]

​@@werekingdom5179driving truck is hard bro ik...

[@GeoGamingNation]

I mean a truck has a joint so its easier than the monster of a limousine in this vid. But a truck is a lot heavier so yh​@@werekingdom5179

[@Telephone2020]

How tf you dont have a name

[@IreallylikeAv]

Your everywhere

[@p0_0kie_001]

This kinda reminds me of that Top Gear episode in which they were tasked to make home made stretch limos and Jeremy cuts a Fiat Panda in half and just puts a freaking corridor in between.

[@Leonkilsyou]

amazing show that was

[@BorisG13]

Exactly what I thought about haha

[@satsumagt5284]

@@BorisG13 Same

[@XturbiskiX]

I came looking for this comment

[@schwarzwolfram7925]

"It's a BIG Panda!"

[@OfficialRainsynth]

Yes, we all definitely wanna see you racing in a 32+ meter long Roamer.

[@Ash_Nail_Journey]

Is long

[@ognian_bg1029]

Let's make it 64meters long.

[@OfficialRainsynth]

@@ognian_bg1029 Let's make it 69 meters long.

[@iyn173]

just like his co-

[@Incineration72]

@@iyn173NO PEEPEE JOKES-

[@cesarvaladez840]

Woke up feeling like shit,seeing your videos make me feel way better

[@brq44]

Now you feel like pp

[@jemil1112]

Me too, everyday man

[@MuYe]

Wholesome

[@Sharky_0456]

long car is what you needed today

[@ParadoxAntz]

​@@MuYeseeing ur video makes my pepe fsll off

[@ZakReiner-yn5te]

A race with this mod would be HYSTERICAL

[@TheManOfManyBroccolis]

MuYe should participate in a drift championship with that car 💀

[@furkantugraakbas2962]

Against goofiest

[@TheManOfManyBroccolis]

@@furkantugraakbas2962 Exactly

[@AProblem855]

@@TheManOfManyBroccolisno

[@Xinocho-Mito]

@@AProblem855 YES

[@Fenway-beamng]

@@furkantugraakbas2962goosiest

[@PlanespottingGermany520]

I think we all want to see a race with that car! Edit 1: no way 1k likes in 2 days

[@videooyundunyasi]

YES

[@dantecontreras887]

@@videooyundunyasi yes

[@ARGH69]

Yes

[@НекојНекојоски]

Hard car racing

[@MuYe]

Bro the list of videos grows faster than I can edit them

[@TheNipSnipper]

I love how it just became the sofa problem where you have to figure out a mathematical way to fit the longest sofa down a hallway

[@AURORAREVEALNOW]

"The most skilled driver to have ever li-" *crahses and gains a centi meter after*

[@AudioGenius156]

You know what. You don’t even have to crash to make it long. All you have to do it post a video. 😉

[@GeisemoOUTATIME]

enough internet for today

[@morbidlyobesecat7829]

THIS Is the last thing ill read Forever

[@red_ice8120]

EWWW ICKYYY GROSS

[@patukisbonito3847]

excuse me, im gonna throw up🤢🤮🤮🤮

[@theducknamednewepicla9507]

Relatable

[@adinko7]

This reminds me of the old top gear episode with the Jeremy Clarkson's red stretched limo he made. Even the interior view. 😂

[@allgrip_creations]

Jeremy Clarkson is not a thing, he's human

[@AM_007]

I was looking for this comment 😂

[@anikadesort9652]

2:31 as a Spanish person, i feel very happy about muye including funne text to speech dialogs. makes it 10x times better

[@jhcantiz]

fr

[@e6198]

For anyone wondering, "I just wet my panties" lol.. it's funnier in the video

[@RubenSprng]

8:27 as a German person I feel mixed emotions xD

[@fernandoroadside9401]

8:49 "i'm not so sure I'll last until de highway" Sounds like car seat got the "special" feature just nice 7u7

[@monokledfeeder3447]

Greetings from Brazil, MuYe. Your channel convince me to take care with suspension and brakes. My 1983 Puma GTC thanks you.

[@Account_abandoned-q7m]

Opa outro br

[@Rocco9578vr]

You need to make it 32 meters long too😂

[@renatoigmed]

krl achei q soh eu assistia esse loco por aqui kkkkkkkk BR BR huE hUe

[@stinnemoseby8717]

6:28 the freaking farming simulator 2019 Music made me Laugh my Ass off

[@lonely_7891]

7:03

[@Uncle_Devs]

12:04 bro has that one limo from fairly odd parents

[@SovetskayaUSSR]

" In France, that's what you would call, *äfřïəņďłýţâp,* which means *ŅØŤ à ČŔĄ§H* " made me laugh so hard I almost ran out of breath.

[@_P0tat07_]

Every challenge in BeamNG is literally just a virtual top gear episode.

[@BlakenatorBeatz]

8:27 AINT NO WAY YOU JUST DID THAT.

[@MrSupersonicRock]

Audi RS6 Gets absolutely mangled in a high speed crash...

[@BlakenatorBeatz]

@@MrSupersonicRock yeah no shit

[@Lusolzor]

2:32 As a native spanish speaker, this was completely unexpected and funny

[@arunkarnsumipan6138]

Bro never fails to make us laugh🤣 agreed? 👇

[@mrcatplaysgamz7209]

every day I wake up, and I hear "not a crash, not a crash" echoing through my mind, muye, please leave my walls

[@sheldonray5308]

0:35 I was fully expecting him to say "With more length, comes more responsibility."

[@gamerboyredyt]

Yeah same

[@kaplexity]

missed opportunity 😔

[@ognian_bg1029]

Or "With more length, comes less controllability."

[@JustAPersonWhoComments]

Did anyone notice how this car's length is now becoming the new standard for measuring vehicles

[@ryanpenalosa3148]

No, it should be the new standard to measuring co-

[@Xinocho-Mito]

@@ryanpenalosa3148 Not another person

[@Spinny1999]

​@@Xinocho-Mito i don't know what your expecting

[@beruas968]

bro just turn the car into a limousine💀

[@quagmire4370]

thats not the point dude

[@dontexpectanamecuzimuncrea9400]

why would you comment this it's the most obvious thing

[@BeagleBageler]

It is not a crash, but simply a wreck. These are words MuYe lives by.

[@Slaithyte]

69 likes

[@sylverzz]

Reminds me of that Top Gear episode where they all built limousines 😂

[@BaoBao0923]

Yes, that’s what I said

[@breadman6058]

@@BaoBao0923calm down it’s not a competition matey🥺

[@thatoneleaf9895]

@@BaoBao0923By golly gee, Batman! It's like everyone has their own thought processes that happen to be the same as other people's thought processes, especially when its directly related to something popular like Top Gear! Who woulda thought?

[@swapnilsaha3778]

As a fake french I can confirm that was a adorable friendly tap and not a crash

[@RichardBrown-t9x]

The cars driving by makes the video 10x better😂

[@Ens_the1]

That Euro Truck moment with the money sound made me laugh for 2 minutes straight.

[@krackastudios]

0:22 when you let the intrusive thoughts take over…

[@octopuscardoor]

As a member of the recording team as soon as you said “Imagine racing this” I had an existential crisis. Let me know when

[@magdiszilczer4232]

hi

[@Noodlesoup0]

Every KZbin account I’ve had I started watching first Xiaomanyc who speaks a TON of languages and then get recommended this channel. What do the two have in common lol 😂 (Not complaining this channel’s awesome)

[@cannedbear_]

12:18 pov: Jeremy Clarkson's limousine.

[@advaitkamatha_4438]

The Fiat Uno with 1.0l engine💀💀

[@naturecraft5069]

5:55 Farming Simulator 19 Music

[@Moldy_bacon]

11:49 bro must be so happy

[@LEXINTHEGREAT555]

I just like the comedy you fill your videos with! Keep the Vibe Up! 😍😍😍😍😍

[@skyfaaxz6786]

0:27 "But 5 meters is absolutely nothing" 😞

[@Marco_The_Person]

Compared to my coc-

[@Nero.editzz]

@@Marco_The_Personayoo ☠️

[@kunowskyy]

Fillman: So how much types of lenght of roamer you need? Muye: Yes.

[@Bert._]

11:59 Poland momento but longer + no jump and boss music.

[@OmegaVideoGameGod]

@MuYe I just found your channel and love it thank you for the hours of comedy 🤣

[@diamonddragonpickaxe]

5:07 I died laughing 😂

[@Trainboi1983]

*U*

[@JoelTan-c5g]

*U*

[@dogday-of8ic]

*U*

[@Villena444]

U

[@totallynormalchannel-hp4kl]

*U*

[@fazekecskeee2939]

2:56 the cars roof is brighter than my math teachers head

[@Phxntxm0]

this killed me 😂😂😂

[@gnrtx-36969]

And your cheeks😨

[@gamerboyredyt]

Dang 😂😂😂😂😂

[@329ALE7]

Shortcut at the beginning was the funniest part😂😂

[@329ALE7]

Timestamp: 3:56

[@p_1749]

4:21 ‘Dude, its a bus’ If u saw the buses here… (15 meters)

[@p_1749]

spaghetti bus

[@sSpaze_yt]

minibus

[@michelleeasterling4737]

6:46 he says I’m getting better at driving as he’s crashing into a car and a mountain

[@kylebroflovski2917]

9:51 Batu Khan moment

[@DooDooWater9732-n5z]

Ambatukam😩

[@imaNub69420]

The problem with these videos is that he's driving extremely fast and makes it harder for himself, but all the more entertaining for us.

[@unfnuuyy]

11:21 *Do you want to die?*

[@avalaugnn]

12:33 i'll be waiting for the video

[@dogonthemoon2]

Questionable Race with long cars. PLEEEAAASCH

[@JunoTheRailfan844]

11:12 Makes Me Laugh EVERY DAMN TIME

[@maathys]

*12:32* the front of the car would hit the finish line even before starting the race !

[@adambreier6341]

Muye's personality is now just "Not a crash man"

[@furinaメpininfarina]

8:16 Made my day.

[@boyfriendyesfriendno5364]

"Euro truck moment"

[@andundemoel]

6:20 anyone else hear the farming sim music in the background lmaoo

[@xaviali7901]

yea bro

[@Class82trainMan]

yeah i was about to comment on it

[@psps6623]

11:35 That chat LOL "Milk"..."MY DAD LEFT ME"

[@ashepherd6256]

"I ate a dog and I'll do it again" I lost count how many times it was repeated

[@AdityaSangwan619]

4:57 says- "Than Original Ones" thank me later 🗿

[@Wutsizbukkit]

*Than it originally was

[@DooDooWater9732-n5z]

​@@Wutsizbukkitno

[@19tdi_theo]

3:27 As a French, I just wanna say : Oui.

[@cicathebengal]

❤2:07 Double & give it to the next person 🔫🔫🔫🔫

[@alexcrouse]

My sides! Laughing so hard as you try to turn at 16m WITH THE DIFF STILL LOCKED.

[@Mr.ElectroGaming]

I love how everytime he says he is good at driving he crashes 😅

[@windowsxpdude]

muye should do a questionable racing with this mod: 👇

[@youraveragegamer6169]

yes

[@Spinny1999]

bout to LITERALLY be "questionable" racing considering the amount of "g e n t l e m e n s a u s a g e" jokes in this f**king video- i regret nothing

[@hexzaisreal]

10:58 “it’s turning sideways what the heck” no shit it’s supposed too

[@IsmailGamingYt69420]

Your pfp describes this comment

[@Tungstencub3]

@@IsmailGamingYt69420you watch nickypoo also

[@hugomarcoux5748]

11:23 Do you want to die? 😂😂😂I laughed so hard that I woke up my brother at 1:50 a.m....😅😅

[@MateusHenich]

8:16 literraly me with 1000 hour in ETS2

[@valecasini]

1:38 Aldo, Giovanni e Giacomo *vibes* 🤣🤣

[@leidamorrone7897]

4:12 Im suprized the car does not have 8 seats 😂😂😂😂😂

[@niratsirackod1]

Fast Italian + Crazy Australian = Gold content

[@wakilrahman1962]

imagine going on a roundabout with that 32 metre roamer

[@ethanorille9890]

This car is longer than De Vries' career-

[@Stone_624]

I want to see this mod in a race. How will multiple AI drive 32m cars without crashing? These are the universe's greatest questions!

[@Kavin-t8w]

MuYe: I can explain my children what failure is…

[@EriXonGaming911]

Limousine on steroids.

[@WPfarms]

5:59 why the farming simulator music 😂😂

[@meehdrescher]

At 1m of extra length, it's the size of a Chevrolet Silverado 3500

[@Ilikeicecreamvans]

Your edits are too funni and you sound abit like tord. Anyway Keep it up 🤣🎉

[@damianc.0.681]

Now we need a video that has him race for 24 hours with the 32M one 😂

[@youraveragepen-7481]

12:44 THE LENGTH OF YOUR ***IS IS INVESTING PROPORTIONAL TO THE LENGTH OF YOUR CO-

[@darwinmaier7300]

11:30 The Pigeon😭😭😭

[@pluhcluh]

MuYe: "im the most skilled driver ever" *crashes into a ibishu pigeon and calls it as vegetation*

[@LabdalockVelheimr]

we want to see all "if you crash" mods combined to one race.

[@pole3224]

for anybody wondering, in the minute 2:30 it says: "i have wet my panties"

[@Mario_27742]

I’m Spanish and I had this at full volume, this scared me

[@Star78513]

@@Mario_27742 x2

[@0_Purp]

Ya se wachin

[@AbominationsOfHell]

Everytime u crash the road gets slipperier

[@CrustyzVR]

12:17 where drake stores his kids before the basement

[@thundercrowz]

It’s officially Muye has a car crash fetish 👀

[@Spinny1999]

AYO HOL UP WHAT THE FU-

[@justind.hulett7764]

Needs to make a "not a crash" t-shirt lol

[@Spinny1999]

he actually did lol

[@WILL-oh1ys]

08:38 - JOJI RUN be like:

[@KC16A6]

loved your own commentary ^^ subbed !

[@samkruse7920]

I not only want to see a race with these things, but I want to hear your thoughts on the mod.. you were so rudely interrupted @ 7:56

[@kaiju5356]

I love the farming sim music i the middle 6:40

[@Random54867]

4:30 my game never is lagging with a 1050ti and 16threads😂

[@xDr.Greenthumb]

5:08 throwed me 10years back, as i was a little boy playing minecraft in a cave searching for diamonds😂

[@isaacmatroos5767]

5:13 WHAT-

[@Fifasher2K]

Muye can feel the length.

[@gfjngfbdfhgdfgd]

0:00 muye starts the video 1:05 polish shit almost crashes into muye 1:15 polish shit drives over a car 1:26 muye crashes (not a crash) 1:39 pigeon was green, not visible 1:47 muye says ahh 2:21 wall tap 2:32 polish shit likes wall 2:50 tree ends muye dreams 2:56 pigon disturb muye 3:01 muye drifting with phonk 3:10 double and give to the next person 3:29 AFRIENDLYTAP 3:42 pigon jumpscare 3:50 polish shit gets moved 4:02 SHORTCUT 4:21 dude, it's a bus 4:29 muye computer laging 4:38 ARUNNOMAN 4:34 NORTE 4:48 you will be missed 4:52 car wont go (2m) 5:07 u 5:24 italy moment 5:32 pessima touch 5:40 AIDUNNOMAN 6:02 pessima touch v2 6:07 polish shit hits a tree 6:13 polish shit jumps 6:20 alwhildrajv 6:37 muye realising he missed the highway 6:45 muye hits polish shit and then rocks (4m) 6:51 yes 7:56 muye hits pigon (8m) 8:15 euro truck moment 8:28 audi rs6 moment 9:14 covet gets (16m) 9:20 not longer a crash (8m) covet can still drive 9:46 muye dont know what polish shit is doing 9:50 polish shit is on fire and is about to go 10:19 muye doesnt make a in one whole turn 10:26 this thing doesnt drift (16m but for real this time) 10:50 struggling a bit with traction 11:01 its turning sideways 11:22 pigon want to die 11:48 FDM's dad came with milk yesterday 11:59 polish roundabout moment 12:00 muye hits a tree (32m) 12:27 TWELVEANDAHALFTONS 12:42 make a video (pls) 12:47 end of video (subscribe to muye) sorry for so many polish things (idk any other country)

[@watarod]

6:10 Polish drivers moment FPU wydra is Polish

[@architect_kev266]

0:40 the how it's made music ads a lot to this segment

[@PaulHeinzler-fg8fv]

Ich bin der Ronen 😢

[@PaulHeinzler-fg8fv]

😅😅😮😮😮

[@kuudereenthusiast]

A video Idea One handed beamng driving If you switch cars in beamng while holding the throttle (or gas idk) and switch cars and release the throttle If you switch back to the last car and don't mess with the throttle button You can basically have the throttle stuck at whatever position you left it at So you can technically play beamng on a gamepad with your left hand only with only brakes and steering I use it sometimes for top speed runs in grid map Might be interesting for a video