Dankus: I carried Japan killing America and UK: Am I a joke to you?
@MrDead002 жыл бұрын
yea japan was fucking wrecking them
@juhotuho102 жыл бұрын
japan went full on beast mode capping ½ of the map basically uncontested
@WBCY20242 жыл бұрын
Allies were absolutely trash
@brendanworthington38882 жыл бұрын
Japan did excellent work saving the axis with that Ally neuter.
@TheBarivastia2 жыл бұрын
Neuter is not strong enough of a word for what we did to them. Exterminated, maybe. 🤣
@Tom-oj7si2 жыл бұрын
I too, am an enjoyed of war crimes Unironically
@Matthias-bt2kx2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes definetly dankus germany and not japan that carried
@wilkic22 жыл бұрын
*point at head meme* Technically Japan isn’t in the Axis
@SlekensuOfficial2 жыл бұрын
@@wilkic2 in thumbnail Japan appears
@wilkic22 жыл бұрын
@@SlekensuOfficial touché
@biharek75952 жыл бұрын
@@SlekensuOfficial that's cuz Markoni
@somedude15022 жыл бұрын
Well, considering Dankus could not break USSR, I would say a Co-Prosperity carry if you look at the world map.
@tedarcher91202 жыл бұрын
Wow japan just carried Dankus hard
@jung93992 жыл бұрын
@@ankitbhasi7794 you just rephrased what was already said
@purplefood12 жыл бұрын
@@ankitbhasi7794 you're saying what literally everyone is thinking... It like you're explaining the joke...
@bergine88342 жыл бұрын
@@ankitbhasi7794 japan true carry
@arpamn35072 жыл бұрын
@@ankitbhasi7794 Ahh hello Ankit
@arpamn35072 жыл бұрын
@@ankitbhasi7794 Is it important to greet one person only if u know them!!??
@michaeldurden2 жыл бұрын
Dankus: I Carried Them On Germany! Japan: *kills Allies with 740k warscore* "am I a joke to you"
@1070Lancer2 жыл бұрын
Germany did their job, Japan descended from the High Heavens to smite the American Gaijn and the Eternal Anglo.
@TheBarivastia2 жыл бұрын
We were larping pretty hard.
@fjdhxicytxh6jf2 жыл бұрын
You can switch every Dankus Germany video with every Dankus Germany title with every Dankus Germany thumbnail and it would work
@YourAveragePersonOnTheStreets2 жыл бұрын
What synergy
@baryon50182 жыл бұрын
The USSR players were literally surrounded on all sides by enemies, the Allies were eating rocks for the latter part of the game, both the USA and the UK had capped, they had Dankus Germany against (many USSRs cap just because of this). Nevertheless, they persevered and ended up lasting until almost 1944. Everybody's praising Japan, but the Soviets also deserve some bestowing. Absolute chads.
@thessjbacca51772 жыл бұрын
Soviets did really good this game tbh, it held past the entire Allies to only Japan, while he held against Romania, Finland/Spain, Italy, Germany, Greater Hungary, and a small amount Bulgaria.
@ghjkjjghjk47022 жыл бұрын
yeah he is just click baiting but I think even he knows allies sucked complete shit this game,
I remember you asking us what was the difference between your old editor and your new ones. I believe that the difference is that there was more sarcasm and he was taking taking the piss at you way more than your new editor. Like it is missing that "Awkward Dankus" with "Esports Dankus". Hope it's useful
@uckbritley13052 жыл бұрын
I love markonis editing but he is leaning too much into constantly hyping up the events and youtuber for easy clickbait material, it works with Tommy since thats sort of his persona but for chill players like Dankus it does not fit. And more importantly it is bad for both Tommy and Dankus when its not even accurate to the content of the video, like it is here, so I think it is something to improve on
@AgentLando2 жыл бұрын
@@uckbritley1305 Makroni isn't even the one editing this
@uckbritley13052 жыл бұрын
@@AgentLando It is edited by his team check the description
@AgentLando2 жыл бұрын
@@uckbritley1305 exactly, Makroni isn't the one directly editing this
@DankusMemecus2 жыл бұрын
@@uckbritley1305 I mean you would be right and I agree with you with my personal bias and morality, but the reality of it is that we are both wrong. Like what title can you really put in this game that makes it different and stand out so people actually click? Is the video worth clicking? I think it is so I have to assure the best way for it to get clicked and I have to push aside my personal bias and dislike for it so the video performs and deserves to get its fair chance and not get clogged by the insane competition on KZbin. It's just the reality of KZbin and I get for you guys it's not important, but for me it's pretty important that a video someone put a good amount of effort into it gets its fair chance to perform. Even as much as I dislike clickbait, which I have explicitly mentioned multiple times on the Tommy channel too. - Markoni
@ivanthegod492 жыл бұрын
More like Germany held and Japan carried the whole team
@tewe35722 жыл бұрын
The first time I saw Japan carry this hard
@octopusguy56482 жыл бұрын
dankus- gets carried by Japan also dankus-" i'M cArRiNg tHe aXiS"
@Task322 жыл бұрын
sounds like Japan carried more, not Germany
@milkyway55732 жыл бұрын
Dankus expaining how he did all the work when Japan carried out his team
@aeris51422 жыл бұрын
Title: carrying axis Video: Japan capping USA in 42
@SurvivalPlaying2 жыл бұрын
Japan carried the whole game
@gernhard.reinholdsen2 жыл бұрын
Title: My Axis sucked First scenes: Dankus Germany bombing its allies 😂
@aidankotsch15682 жыл бұрын
That is one of the hardest Japan carries I’ve ever seen in my life
@Travain962 жыл бұрын
I gotta say i do miss the koolaid with caption when lennard speaks good lines
@nickolasdufresne60362 жыл бұрын
as the person that played japan that game, can we talk about the tittle of that video haha
@TheBarivastia2 жыл бұрын
Seriously, we need to file a formal complaint.
@cookiecraze13102 жыл бұрын
Japan carried this game, you lost 2k tanks to just attrition. Before Barbarossa. And your fleet And your entire country got bombed. And you failed to push the USSR
@gianni56532 жыл бұрын
Mom: How did you sleep? Dankus: No.
@AmericanCaesarian2 жыл бұрын
There was a time two years ago when my axis sucked, only Hungary did anything. I lost thousands of guns carrying Italy and France was a super sweat. I couldn’t break France and I had to fucking bail out Italy every two minutes. I think the saddest part was that the game was called, but I was about to do Barbarossa. I looked at the save afterwards, the Soviets were so underprepared and had awful divisions, I could’ve carried if the host wasn’t a bitch. Also I wouldn’t have needed to carry if I wasn’t put with the dumbest Italy ever, against the sweatiest player in the server on France.
@danielmareta55252 жыл бұрын
16:53, why is Brno called New Sheed (exclusive)
@frediiofficiel74012 жыл бұрын
japan did all the job XD with out forgetting the great african mission of finlandia
@ivarivanovich2 жыл бұрын
13:12 I have never laughed so much in my life XD
@rexisnox5772 жыл бұрын
17:51 Its like he is teaching a 5 year old how to play for the first time and walking through every step.
@pocketmedic23282 жыл бұрын
9:42 2 million fighters?
@wittevanmuyden54512 жыл бұрын
its a lend-lease, he needs to send 2 million fighters to his AC to make up for his deficit by lend-leasing.
@MoonIronTR2 жыл бұрын
Wtf was that Japan
@Moomoo2542 жыл бұрын
Literally
@TheBarivastia2 жыл бұрын
TAC/Fighter 2 spam, GBP mountaineers/marines, and light attack heavy cruisers refit with cheap destroyer two spam.
@pi15232 жыл бұрын
The first meme when lenard does infrastructure had me dying idk why it was just really funny
@kallekulmala18762 жыл бұрын
"E SPORTS!!!!" -Erwin Rommel after breaching France (1940)
@DankusMemecus2 жыл бұрын
ehsports
@KevetteofArethria2 жыл бұрын
We need more Japan players like that. Dankus. Cap US.
@pasy626xx52 жыл бұрын
16:47 bruh the eastern Front looks like poland lithuania . Coincidence? I think not.
@bob-qb9gw2 жыл бұрын
when japan has more game impactk then germany
@spencervandyke15522 жыл бұрын
Japan playing a single player game lmao
@tomgrice76952 жыл бұрын
9:41...1,987,548 Fighter IIs seems a bit of a stretch
@marcelinodolan78592 жыл бұрын
i used to love hoi4 now i just like hoi4
@esaug6442 жыл бұрын
I miss the old hoi4 straight from the go hoi4
@natebox45502 жыл бұрын
@@esaug644 like the one with no dlc that sucked?
@esaug6442 жыл бұрын
@@natebox4550 it's a joke lol hoi 4 has gotten better
@natebox45502 жыл бұрын
@@esaug644 fair, I just don’t see the joke. And this really ain’t a r/woooosh type of situation.
@esaug6442 жыл бұрын
@@natebox4550 ok
@PrometheanGOld42 жыл бұрын
Man I just woke up, this is a treat
@YohonaIsTired2 жыл бұрын
Man it's 3:34am for me this is a treat
@DankusMemecus2 жыл бұрын
good morning bro
@chiterhiter50532 жыл бұрын
Does the infrastructure being build faster with higher infrastructure only apply in the mod that they are playing or also in the base game?
@insignificantgnat93342 жыл бұрын
Base game.
@1brianm72 жыл бұрын
My Axis sucked, so Nicholas carried them on Japan.
@TheBarivastia2 жыл бұрын
Hey, one of the Japans here. I think you missed on the title a bit. 😅
@Nagib23_326 ай бұрын
Dankus: ESPORT ALTA WE PUSHED THEM OUT OF A MARSH TILE Meanwhile japan halfway through invading mainland USA:
@bghilton24642 жыл бұрын
Bro has japan as a baby in the thumbnail when he hard carried you lmao
@MadmanKThree2 жыл бұрын
Is there Japan POV somewhere?
@nono_Hoi42 жыл бұрын
germany when they are given bad allies for the 90th time: Ight ima head out
@jakadvo2465Ай бұрын
They said my axis was weak.... and they were right
@devon51542 жыл бұрын
Better title : My Germany sucks, so Japan carried me
@vienetukas90447 ай бұрын
3:59 is that 2 million tac bombers ??
@danielmareta55252 жыл бұрын
Doesn’t any of u guys know which exact mods does Dankus use? Like all of them
@sora644442 жыл бұрын
"my axis sucked, so japan carried them"* i fixed it
@DankusMemecus2 жыл бұрын
gg
@carbonado24322 жыл бұрын
the war has developed not necessarily to Stalins advantage...
@90Degrees_ Жыл бұрын
Bro how did it go from light to dark to light outside
@United_statesreal2 жыл бұрын
You should make your on meme complanation
@Mastercraft-ym9by2 жыл бұрын
Props to the soviets not surrendering 👏👏
@WBCY20242 жыл бұрын
Title should be “worst allies ever”
@-AytaL-2 жыл бұрын
e-shports...e-shports...e-shports... every 2 minutes
@Breadnought_2 жыл бұрын
Tankus Memecus strikes again
@vverbov225 ай бұрын
Dankus carried(japan solo capped everyone) Axis just shat their pants in barbarossa
@DrDrDr.9 ай бұрын
3:36 da könnte man auch ein Ausschwitz Joke bringen.
@cg_bones2 жыл бұрын
Nah this is just real life with Germany and Japan carrying the team
@NetoKruzer2 жыл бұрын
Japan MVP...
@isana56882 жыл бұрын
I love mister dankus
@hurberdurp64372 жыл бұрын
true
@kain2.0982 жыл бұрын
Dankus Clickbaiticus, most of the comments are about Japan carrying and they are right.
@Glumbus12 жыл бұрын
so weird watching a video with Dimitris in it but no Snorrer :( some of the coolest hoi4 players i have ever met
@mushroomy9899 Жыл бұрын
“Pp pic” -dankus
@keropnw34252 жыл бұрын
That USSR would have won if it wasn't for Japan single handedly destroying the entire western allies. Japan probably could have invaded Siberia too.
@anomaly61942 жыл бұрын
Japan Actually carried more then Dankus lol
@kevinolsson95442 жыл бұрын
It's historical if it is in September 1st
@jeanligne73692 жыл бұрын
My 60 iq brain dies everytime i click a dankus vid because the newer thumbnail just kills me deep inside.
@rundownthriftstore2 жыл бұрын
Dankus is all I know about Europeans. I now assume that all Europeans include Alhamdulillah in there regular vocabulary
@SnakeOfficial2 жыл бұрын
Who was the Japan player? He is really good
@nickolasdufresne60362 жыл бұрын
i was playing japan that game, in hmm official server
@Mythic_Gaming12 жыл бұрын
i dont get how you dont have hella followers, youre funny asf when u play this
@nikolavasilijevic91172 жыл бұрын
Summer offensive but Soviet lines too thick
@hanzgezteflammenwerfer8532 жыл бұрын
japan carried so much omg XD
@BoliceOccifer2 жыл бұрын
Japan carried this game.
@bobyfergersin43892 жыл бұрын
USSR TUTORIAL WHEN?
@bobyfergersin43892 жыл бұрын
I WANT ONE FOR EVERY DLC???
@Weste882 жыл бұрын
Japan at 740330 points... the fuck? mad respect!
@jacklee82172 жыл бұрын
markoni editing such a downgrade
@Erik_Arnqvist2 жыл бұрын
Wish there was a Japan pov that game
@Mayy00nnaise2 жыл бұрын
@19:56 how many planes is that in storage?
@lassetasse17202 жыл бұрын
0
@mantasmickievicius5272 жыл бұрын
Babe wake up dankus just posted
@therandomgamer60802 жыл бұрын
germany aand romanian being the only ones who knew what they were doing
@xXArthurosXx2 жыл бұрын
WW2: if atleast japan didnt suc
@alextonev3017 Жыл бұрын
More like: "Japan carried the axis in Hoi4"
@zemen322 жыл бұрын
What was the tank design for this game ?
@Benamon92 жыл бұрын
16:52 257,253 CAS in stockpile? wut
@VulpeculaJoy2 жыл бұрын
Huh, I counted 2,147,369 ... that's just... lol edit: it's a lend-lease
@smaracipo73002 жыл бұрын
What's with the number of tactical bombers at 3:59?
@TheBarivastia2 жыл бұрын
It's the HMM/Red Baron meta to spam Tac 1's early as Germany, because you get sooo many guns from all your early game annexs. You only start producing more advanced guns later.
@themastamanhd48612 жыл бұрын
Does Lenard have a KZbin or twitch?
@tymongrzadziel2033 Жыл бұрын
What mod are u playing
@Bigzthegreat2 жыл бұрын
tbh i dont wanna play multiplayer cause i dont know which ones are noob games so i fear that i'll join some battle hardened veteran 75% increased attack and defense bonuses game and i'll just slow everyone down.
@nickolasdufresne60362 жыл бұрын
competitive muliplayer is difficult to get into, but playing new zealand is very fine. The only thing community is kinda toxic to new people who are disrespectfull to to the good players (new player trying to ''teach'' the strong players) but new zealand/irland player asking question about the game are very welcome
@47ndrant422 жыл бұрын
ayo do I hear carpenter brut playing at 1:00, sick fucking songs
@ivgorm93652 жыл бұрын
what map mod does he use
@isana56882 жыл бұрын
microcontrol helper
@haywanyurdu2 жыл бұрын
@@isana5688 thx
@gabiro694110 ай бұрын
How tf did japan do that
@Qwerty-of4cy2 жыл бұрын
Techniblade never dies!
@zerfixtheyt99322 жыл бұрын
what is the mod name he played?
@jimmyviitala61822 жыл бұрын
ngl, that thumbnail should be change cuz com'n Japan was far away from carried they did equal to your work. l wouldn't say dankus got carried hard l would say they both did very well.