My Big Fat TMZ Proposal

[@appleblossom9042]

im so glad someone is finally addressing the importance of the NOT in I COULD NOT CARE LESS

[@ruthhogge4060]

Literally the amount of people that say ‘I could care less’ is crazy😂😂 like you’re not saying what you think you are bud 😳

[@gabvergani]

YES IVE FOUND MY PEOPLE

[@KenziiThaBaddest]

@@ruthhogge4060 yesss! Bc if you can care less then obviously there’s less you could care .... instead of what they THINK they are saying which is I couldn’t or I could not care less bc you literally can’t care any less bc you already care the absolute bare minimum 😂😂

[@stephanieg7229]

It’s bothered me since middle school lol

[@TheKatarinaGiselle]

I’ve literally been corrected after saying “I couldn’t care less”. And it’s one of my biggest pet peeves. Then I feel forced into a whole explanation of why it’s couldn’t and not could.

[@YukiAndZeroFTW]

"I've never been an egg... wait yes I have!" absolutely killed me omfg

[@Beautiful_soul999]

I literally laughed out loud so hard.. 😆😂

[@Cabricia7]

chris calling his bad guesses ‘intrusive thoughts” is sending me. girl don’t diagnose it, you just wrong lol love you.

[@xjinxiex4397]

Idk man talk to this therapost abt it, he got it from most likely his professional therapist idk idk

[@indie1193]

the first sentence "it's fucking deranged" sums up the entire podcast

[@davidkrepps3747]

I can say Unhinged Podcast feeds great minds as I got All As in my college classes this semester. Also loyal listener gang!

[@chrisklemens]

OK PERIOD

[@chokingnoises2384]

damn bro i dropped out

[@isabellakelley1205]

@@chokingnoises2384 ur not alone in that lol

[@raeganredman4766]

r u sponsored by chris? lmaoo

[@davidkrepps3747]

@@raeganredman4766 I'm not but I would love to be.

[@jesstaylor898]

stop an Epcot vlog of you guys getting drunk around the world would be ICONIC

[@TheFIVEstar97]

as a middle child who also was the tmz for my brothers proposal i feel so validated in hearing about someone else's high intensity drama trying to capture the moment. but i wasnt strapped up with a nice camera lil jealous of your backup as well i was all alone in philadelphia January cold and freezing raiin fml but i got some cute pics im proud of. congrats to your brother and sis n law

[@anastasiacasteen2149]

Woke up from my 8pm nap just in time 🖤 When my sister got engaged, her and her man had been together for 9 years before and they went every weekend to the golf course his family lived on and they would pick up stranded golf balls, so he wanted to do it then and wanted both sides of his family and our family there to see it and take pictures. So 18 of us hid in a bathroom on the golf course😂😂 it was HECTIC

[@trevnz_9]

I’m definitely donating to that foundation, same with my mom, she raised myself and my 3 older sisters all our life’s so yay :,) ily and all the single mamas we hella appreciate you guys

[@toltorg]

I’ve honestly watched this episode like three times but the way booger looks at Chris when he talks to her omg my heart. 😭

[@tayydx]

so glad you posted i’ve already rewatched all the other ones 😩 finals studying going well if you can’t tell

[@estopesto2647]

Chris' confidence to continually do his terrible Australian accent 😂

[@katiemackcomments]

the best way to deal with imposter syndrome is to realize that everyone around you also feels that way, we're all just struggling through life pretending we know what we're doing

[@sarahtrue98]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who does the marcel the shell voice, my roommate in college used to ask me to do the voice to help her fall asleep LOL

[@hannahhonn5190]

Been waiting allllll day for this! Thursday’s is my favorite day of the week for this reason 💜

[@jen-dj6ns]

me waiting for the episode on the toilet like 🧍🏻‍♀️

[@chrisklemens]

very much me

[@alliedarky]

Honestly I loved the forehead guessing game. I closed my ears when the name was said, looked slightly away from the screen, and tried to guess along. Made me feel less lonely 🧍🏼‍♀️

[@xoxkassey]

This podcast is the highlight of my week ✨

[@boribimbo3785]

this is the only podcast i've been able to stick to !! these episodes make my week ily chris thank you

[@BritneyDelSol]

just listening to this and the caller at the 28 min mark is LITERALLY living the new documentary on Netflix called Our Father 😭😭😭 I am so curious to know if she’s one of his kids because the coincidence is just too much

[@amber2616]

Literally what I thought of 😭

[@BEWD326]

Hi that was me! I stalk this comment section every now and then to see what people say lol. But no my mom and dad picked our sperm donor and it was all legit!

[@michelleyx9873]

To the girl with the link tree problem. Girl leave. That's weird AF. Porn is porn. When you actively look for people you know it's wrong and they're eye is wondering and so might there D.

[@ericapasta]

happy to know someone else doesn’t think porn should be accepted in a relationship. a wandering eye is a wandering eye

[@ramblinalirose]

Another great podcast Chris! I listen to you at work to fight off the existential dread of being forced to sell my time for money. Truly unhinged just like me and I look forward to every upload. 💜💜💜

[@lilymhall]

chris i forgot that it was a thursday and i was having the shiftiest of all days. i got my license and my name is misspelled, i spilled all of my ouid onto my carpet and i have no more ouid left either. so thank you SO FUCKING MUCH!! you made my fucking week

[@danielledriffill-shelmidin2098]

My most memorable and best gift was in the late 90s we got a boom box and some cds and I used that thing for probably 20 years, right up until it died at my produce job after high school.

[@hanna-ff3tg]

needed this today chrisssss

[@xMacMac311]

Feeling super down and depressed today, this podcast is what I needed ❤️

[@sophiag4518]

When Justin said “philoBUST” I had the exact same reaction Chris did

[@bossypants5210]

Oh my gosh! The piece with the caller where she had imposter syndrome about being In her 3rd year of college really spoke to me! Your advice about “take inventory of what physically is true” really helps. I didn’t realize the term for it until now and that’s what I have been dealing with as well! Lol the moment I started looking back at what I actually physically conquered to get where I’m at today I instantly started feeling more grounded in my place in the world! 🥰 thanks betch!!

[@ghostangel333]

Chris is talking about doing photography for his brother's proposal and all I can picture is him in the tree farm when he has the ski mask on and is hiding out in between the trees.

[@IAFoodReviews]

Am I the only one who’s obsessed with Justin’s voice?! ✨

[@lizzy.not_emo]

Chris I just wanna say that you never fail to make my fucking day. AND YOUR SKIN IS GLOWING ug ok I love uuu

[@pilvesilves199]

That is for sure my favourite episode so far, it would be so good if u did that game with a guest!! Love u!

[@daymarie1111]

The DNA story just slapped me in the face. Last week I found out there's a 50% chance that my dad may not be my dad. He died in 2002 so I'll never get answers from him but I asked my mom why they didn't get a DNA test and she said he didn't want to know, that I was his daughter no matter what. Let me tell you that flipped my world upside down. I felt like I was losing my dad all over again. At first I was like, I'm going to get a DNA test, I need to know.. now I'm just not sure. I feel like I would be going against his wishes. No matter what he will always be my dad I just don't know what to do. Help?!

[@olivialeigh9583]

Do it only when you have the mental mindset of being solidified that the results change nothing. Your dad was your dad. He knew that and raised you as his kid, because he was your dad regardless. Do it only if your ready to find out something you don’t want to know, but only if it won’t effect your memories of the man who raised ya! I’m sorry for your loss!

[@Chlozez]

“I’m in the deep end no arms no legs just flailing” mood

[@overweightchatte8052]

Chris the comedian missing category of comedian during the forehead game is SENDING ME

[@rhistar14]

Please have Andrew back on the pod!?!? We seriously need more of your and Andrew’s banter and stories and conversation together. Pretty please

[@hailiepac]

i’m in love with the vest

[@nicoleabigail8129]

LOL My mom is literally on book 150-something this YEAR...that's more than I'll read in my lifetime 😂🤣

[@dominickjvlogs]

On my most disappointing Christmas we were taking turns opening presents and I had literally half as many presents as my siblings and cousins and had to sit there quietly while they had like 10 more gifts each. And my family just said it’s because no one could think of what to give me… so they just didn’t get anything

[@PaigePlates]

Aweee that’s so sad I’m sorry😭

[@WhitneyRebel]

I thought you were going to say that your presents were awesome, very expensive gifts and that's why you had quality over quantity

[@MaeTheGhost]

Fun fact! Disney World is called that because it was inspired heavily by the Worlds Fair! Disney's Florida project was supposed to be a giant, functioning, utopic city run by Walt Disney in a dictatorship. He died before it was built, but after they bought the land for it. Then it just became Disney World, with Epcot styled after parts of the original blueprints for the city.

[@TheMrsBeagle]

He was super secretive about purchasing land too. He had people go undercover because he didn't want anyone knowing what his plans were!

[@madelinef17]

chris, i've been addicted to candy crush for over 5 years now and i feel your pain

[@tiegandussault1019]

I love when Chris screams so much

[@BakingByBrandon]

This podcast brings me so much joy 💙💙

[@dannyk8375]

"She just looks forty" CHRISSS SKSKSKSKSKAKSKDJD😭😭😭😭💀💀

[@agaspard628]

"String them all together and make a nerds rope!" I haven't laughed like that in a while. 🤣

[@HeatherMcTrevor]

About the donor thing, there's a movie about it already with Vince Vaughn!

[@randijanette]

Omg, video footage of the proposal would be everything!! I saw your video on it, but BTS video would be so great! Loved this episode so much, the DNA voicemail we NEED a follow-up call on because what the literal fuck?!?! The bombs in Candy Crush can choke and die, and basic English diction needs to be taught in school so much more. Loves you!

[@georgejrivera3388]

Yay, I have something to watch while I smoke between work. Hope everyone is having a great day!

[@adamb-bv1sr]

oh my gosh hi i was donor conceived, too, and didn't know until i was 18. i also contacted some of my half-siblings! it's such a bizarre scenario haha. we don't have a facebook group, though

[@MLE_anne]

I've already had a shower today but I've been considering taking a bath because.. well.. it sounds nice. Thank you for making the decision easier for me lmao

[@xoxkassey]

I straight up thought that the can of soup before bed secret was the crews FAKE secret they slipped in 😂

[@PJKDMG]

CHRIS YOU ALWAYS MAKE MY DAY♥️♥️ THANK YOU FOR EXISTING AND BEING AMAZING!

[@biomicpuma]

I work in a factory and often feel uh,, beaten down by it lol; I look forward to your videos each week and I've come to absolutely love your podcasts. The dynamic between you and your team is wonderful. You're very likable and relatable in so many great ways. Love you and your podcasts!!!

[@spacemay9603]

The game made my night. Thanks for laughs!!!

[@olivepaul4798]

shoutout to Chris for that cannabombz plug bc I just ordered some for my dad's christmas gift and it was 25% off

[@kambrierose9859]

When he said Miley looked 40 and the look or regret on his face LMAO I CACKLED

[@aleshazimmer161]

living for the headband game! would love to see it again

[@estopesto2647]

Chris having a bearded dragon called Hilary makes so much sense

[@caroooolineeee]

the longest buildup to the proposal and then no details about the actual event 😂

[@LMRansfer]

Going through it - playing headband was therapy

[@lexybaker4371]

SUZAN BOYLE WHY DID THAT TAKE ME CLEAR OUT 🤣🤣

[@madeline8947]

I love the blue vest on you! And booger is the best guest😍

[@Rachelsweeney101]

YESSS I LOVE THE HEADBANZ GAME

[@presleymckaylacash]

Chris, i’m BEGGING YOU to start a Marcel the Shell fan club pls i’ll gladly join

[@rehmaakhtar7913]

i appreciated the candy crush rant so much, a fellow addict of 3+ years here..... embarrassed but proud to say im on level 10,450

[@wildador]

I was NOT prepared for todays hot box. OMG

[@aimeeveal4627]

loved this ep. you’re great. xx

[@angieg.7868]

Booger is iconic I love this baby

[@starlightmoon444]

I would love to see you play headbands with a guest that shit had me dying

[@zoecondren4126]

This podcast is so good, I fucking RAN to the notification

[@drugstorebeauty1015]

Why was this the FUNNIEST episode

[@whoyoufightin1442]

that 70 sibling thing had me SHOOK like :O

[@elizabethwoolridge69]

“Do i have a bbl” I DIED

[@kates1991]

Appolagises but then cuts him down before he can even accept the apology lol 😂

[@strictlydull]

can confirm, food n wine festival is the best drunk i’ve ever been

[@hantheminion]

chris at the beginning of every episode “oh we’re going?”

[@linneareyes9415]

We need the unrated version for sure 😂😂💀🚨✅ loved this so much😂

[@kaytoogay]

I got so stressed with Chris guessing Disneyland 💀

[@chrislee6194]

I don’t agree with one being more intellectual than the other, I love books and movies equally, but I do have to say there are so so many different kinds of books like there are movies and the type of entertainment you feel from a book that you’re able to get into or that draws you in (everyone is different and that’s ok!) is different and can be amazing, everyone should experience it.

[@HeyItsBolt]

Chris you gotta watch “Delivery Man” with Vince Vaughn! It’s the sperm donor situation in movie form! That call was the craaaaziest ever!

[@Mookenziee]

you trying to guess beyoncé was so good 🤣 i relate so hard to my brain not working

[@Mookenziee]

ALSO OMG i’m a vet tech and you describing booger anal glanding on your bed was hilarious 😂😂

[@briiogden]

Needed this before my night class! Now I don't think I'll fall asleep 😴🤣 thanks for getting me thru

[@cjoyellow-bee6362]

I just had my first experience listening to you on Spotify and even though I love seeing your face I quite enjoyed hearing you. Love you Chris 💖💖💖💖💖

[@BeautyLover1321]

I really thought the entire time he was making an actual proposal to TMZ.. like an idea or concept.. not him being apart of an engagement 😅 these are your fans chris

[@laurenrawding2012]

I love that you had a mnemonic for remembering Disney Land because it’s in LA and there’s LA in land as if you had to recall it that often lmao your brain is the funnest place in the world not Disney

[@KaileeCakers]

i got in trouble at work for telling Jenny Slate she could have her coffee if she asked in the Marcel voice

[@lilyeichelis8346]

“twenty- whatever the fuck” is going on my birthday cake

[@michellemueller7288]

I'm just now watching this episode, so I'm super behind, so when you're like 'It's December' and I'm thinking 'Bitch it's January' Lol. I was questioning my existence and then my stoned ass fucking scrolls down and realized that I'm late to the party! PS. I also realized I watched the Christmas one with Brittany before this one! 🤣

[@montserratgonzalez1573]

I’ve been waiting for this 🤩🤩🤩

[@hamilcross]

i’m so late to this but the fact that we both named our first pets hilary after hilary duff… mine was a shih tzu that passed away last year so that’s depressing but literally iconic behavior

[@alexeady5605]

I forgot it was Thursday till I saw this in my notifications 😂

[@mabellious7049]

“Think of a bigger Chuck E. Cheese’s” Chris: Coachella

[@alinafruhwirt9200]

So excited for the new episode!

[@isabellakelley1205]

living for your vest chris

[@amber2420]

Love you Chris! Keep shining :)

[@taylorm3151]

When you said “Coachella” I laughed so hard.

[@cecirollins6845]

I feel the rant about the bombs in candy crush 😤

[@Nowayjose131]

Chris do you think y’all can do a highlights reel of just your rants in one video??

[@yashshush]

THE READING RANT HELL YEA I AGREE 10000%.

[@PJKDMG]

My favourite podcast and the only one I literally watch🥰♥️