28 Things I Learned in 28 Years

[@oliviacoleman2521]

this episode was literally the best yet. chris seemed so chill and self-assured and not as self deprecating as usual. i loved it!!!

[@hannahhonn5190]

I was thinking the same thing!!

[@Slimshadybbyy]

The self deprecation is sometimes funny , but for the most part i find myself thinking “don’t talk about my friend like that” So I agree , this was an extra fun episode. If you’re reading this Chris, I enjoy you, thanks for sharing all the time boo.

[@pepperment1]

I thought the exact same thing!!

[@despres380]

here's an idea: if you don't have something you dislike to *rant* about for an episode, you could do a *rave* instead by talking about something you like

[@nea8687]

This is so good I hope they see this!!

[@carleykruse6988]

Chris talking about cutting out toxic family members is what I needed at the moment. Thank you chris

[@emmabunch-benson4795]

Such an important and accurate message

[@caram227]

I just set some major boundaries yesterday and it feels great.

[@nathanj23]

I want an episode where your producers are in the shot with you.

[@melaniemeier6732]

I WANNA KNOW WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE

[@madeleinelabrec7074]

SAME!!

[@taylorm3151]

literally

[@oldasscat]

some gmm type shit

[@Dan-vr7zs]

Chris said ''Save your money'' so many times that I'm thinking about saving my money lol

[@sugthybal]

chris - just so you know, you make so many peoples days better just by uploading; you have no clue how many people sit and wait for your videos to go up (i know i do), and your podcast is absolutely my favorite part of every single one of my weeks. happy birthday, and thank you for doing this 💚

[@lindsayanne7756]

I second this!

[@megsch15]

i third this

[@danielsim98]

That was so sweet 😌

[@samuelmontoya9511]

Very true I needed this episode today made my day tbh

[@D4NC3Rable]

"Don't deny yourself your feelings just because you're afraid of how it makes someone else feel." I felt that.

[@hamandcats]

Chris at this point, this podcast is my therapy. Thank you for this.

[@Molly-yf9ym]

Literally. Nothing better than a bifta, a cuppa tea and unhinged!

[@mikaela4180]

Chris I appreciate how researched and thoughtful your shoutouts to good causes are! Also HAPPY BIRTHDAY. We're glad you exist.

[@kellyannecardwell8263]

OMG i’m the first caller! i’m so glad you liked the story and i have video of the ~worst~ strip show in existence too and you can see how uncomfortable he is 💀 love you chris

[@greenjean]

Chris giving us a gift of a free therapy session and laughs on HIS birthday. We’re so lucky 😘

[@taylorm3151]

Take a shot every time Chris says “I grew up in Delaware”.

[@aubreypaige8100]

Chris I’m so happy that you’re starting to be more sure of yourself, voicing your boundaries, and speaking your truth!

[@rinnem89]

Chris I am cryinggggggggggg!!!!!!!! That shout out about chemo was soo sweet!!! You are such an angel! You are full of so many more good quality then you give youraelf credit for sometimes!!! Happy Birthday! LY!!

[@hayley_24b]

i think i’ve realized the reason i love this podcast so much is how real chris seems. he feels like an actual human which is different from a lot of content creators and it’s really inspiring hearing him talk about his life and be such a well rounded person, like as someone who also comes from the middle of no where with mental illness and family issues he makes me feel like i can be like him too. he feels so human the way he can openly talk about his life and he gives such great advice i loved this episode and this podcast is amazing

[@lauraadkison9464]

Your concept on how we are the sky and lightening and storms happen is SO real. I’ve really learned this over the last 6 months. my soulmate, my best friends and some family have passed away suddenly and traumatically. One thing that has kept me here is realizing I am the witness to all in my life and have to allow myself to grieve, to feel what I feel and watch it at all unfold and finding the LESSON to be learned even in the unbearable situations. Bearing the unbearable isn’t fun, but it’s crucial as I hope to serve others from what I will learn. Getting therapy, becoming self aware. All of it is so important. And BE. HERE. NOW. Always. That’s all we have at the end of the day. Suffering can be grace if that makes any sense. And like you said, nothing is final but death. I also want to say, your videos bring me so much joy since I lost the life I had when my love passed away. The humor has been needed. And I cannot thank you enough! Fuck! Just keep doing you boo! ❤️

[@Thesamanthapelayo]

“When we die the money we can’t keep, but we’ll probably spend it all cause the pain ain’t cheap”

[@viktoriatacan5547]

Omfg ok not me CRYING over a kid I don’t know (ps I hate kids lol fml) thanking you for saving her mom. WHEW Bitch if you ever get in one of those moods again where you feel like you ain’t worth anything, remember that voice 🥺

[@AG-uw5zd]

When Chris said"I surpassed the people i wanted do be" i was like YAAAASSSSS GIRL💯💯

[@inebriated_boness_]

When the crew had to interject ‘short king’ lmao 🤣🤣

[@morgantaylor325]

After going through everything in life, “everything happens for a reason” is the saying that can apply to almost every single situation. I have to remind myself of that every day

[@rhpslover1220]

Same here

[@greenjean]

This is the therapy session I needed right now. Cleaning my house while listening to this, I got so much done because I was so focused AND happy. Like that’s UNHEARD OF FOR ME! Love you Chris, happy birthday babe! ❤️

[@dagirlify]

''look how far you've even just made it, celebrating where you are is so much better than thinking of where you could be''- wow. Where is the nearest tattoo shop.

[@AA-kd9ul]

pls I immediately started crying when the girls son said thank you 🥺 congrats to them for getting thru chemo👏🏼❣

[@louloumagoo2512]

Could you maybe come up with a "good story" segment, or something positive on a regular basis? I (like many others I'm sure) am SO burnt out on bad news and constant negativity right now - especially after the past many months - I could really use a regular dose of GOODNESS! 👍👍💕💕

[@victorialancaster9429]

Yesssssss

[@PaigePlates]

YESSS THIS, couldn’t agree more

[@heidigibson3932]

I love you Chris that last caller was me 😭💘and it was my niece who said it she begged to thank you your honestly the best and mean the world to me I could never thank you enough and yes can’t wait to celebrate but please stop being so hard on yourself I haven’t been very public about my journey and you donating and us being able to close the go fund me meant everything to me not to mention the podcasts came out fridays, my chemo days you were able to make me laugh and smile and still have something to look forward to, love you sooo much

[@bajablastmi]

I love how everyone who calls in ends by saying "love you" and Chris says it back. We are a fam ❤️

[@macieh8071]

watching the call in section and suddenly having flashbacks to drunk calling in multiple times failing at trying to tell a bday story so if the producers heard those um im sorry

[@SimplyBeauty13]

literally me lol

[@leeanthermopolis5351]

WHEN THAT WOMAN MADE THE VOICEMAIL FOR HER CANCER my jaw was wide open oh my god im crying ur so sweet for help chris :’)

[@amriddless]

Everything Chris said for 13 was so middle kid. So relate. Middle kids are commonly trying to keep the peace and will do that even if it means hiding our own thoughts and feelings. Luv ya Chris middle kids are valid!

[@kittiesmeow1]

I really appreciated the 28 things you’ve learned. It’s all things I’ve thought on my own, and some new ideas to think about but it’s very validating to hear that someone else thinks and feels the same.

[@elliesymss]

Chris seems so much happier these days it’s so nice to see :’)

[@itsbethanymarie]

Didn’t know how much I needed to hear all of this. I’m obsessed with your podcast and humor, but this episode was something special that I’m really glad you decided to share.

[@AJ-xz2te]

Im going through a lot right now be it in relationship,family or financially. The worst 2 months. This made me feel better. Needed this. Thank you for being so real. 🙏🏻

[@adigrace6085]

I really hope he decides to read the comment section on this video. Thank you for being you and allowing so many of us to feel comfortable doing the same.

[@chrisklemens]

I am and am almost in tears

[@river165]

Chris, you have given some of the best advice that many of us in our 20's really needed to hear. I know I certainly did. The past three years have possibly been the worse years of my life thus far and many of these things you've shared are things I've needed to hear. My birthday is the 21st, I'll be 24 and will implementing these things more in my life. P.s, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You make so many people laugh when they've not smiled all day, so I hope this is your best birthday yet, friend!

[@Molly-yf9ym]

I’m 19 but I completely feel the same way. I took in so much and if made me realise a lotta things that’s I’m going to keep with me

[@FreeBallin2002]

At 32:00 I had to stop working on my kitchen sink because I couldn’t see anymore due to the tears just pouring down my face. Chris, you have touched so many people’s lives in ways you can’t even imagine. ❤️❤️❤️ you Chris! Happy HAPPY Birthday!!!!

[@gracefoh]

The chemo one has me crying!!!! So happy to hear she’ll be done with chemo by her birthday. 😭

[@maijayasmine4844]

Chris STAYED spitting facts 😩 This is exactly what I needed to hear today. Love him and this podcast (and booger) so much.

[@vivianmarques6389]

"You're probably overthinking get out of your head" is a great advice but it's such a hard thing to remember when you are overthinking

[@chrisklemens]

ugh I feel you

[@sarahtheegemini]

Take a shot everytime he says “I grew up in Delaware” LOL. HBD CHRIS!

[@dianap444]

i was having a really rough night and this made all of the bad stop for a while. thank u for this and everything else you do. my favorite podcast

[@jills5790]

The first 30 seconds had me CACKLING. Happy Birthday Chris 💖

[@lindsey9650]

0:20- what did Chris think was going to happen? that’s what happens pretty much every time you open champagne lol. like out of all of the people there not one of them was like “if you pop the cork champagne is going to go every where” 😅😂

[@skinstadrea]

THE LAST VOICEMAIL OMG YOURE THE ABSOLUTE BEST 🥺❤️

[@anastasianoelle3264]

Chris, I love you. you are so generous and kind. You ask for people to donate to charity for your birthday rather than send you gifts. You donate to charities regularly and help your subscribers/followers when they are need. You are so funny and pleasant. Thank you so much for all the positivity. You’re amazing. 💖 happy birthday!! My boyfriend has the same birthday as you (and less importantly kris Jenner)

[@elizzzabeth_d]

you for sure won halloween, I was floored by every costume. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

[@megan7506]

I’m a social worker Chris, I’d rather have your job I promise 😭

[@mads2317]

I always click so fast when your podcast comes out

[@shannong4188]

Best episode yet so positive!

[@lexybaker4371]

thank you for taking me out of my mental breakdown 🙂 I am seriously so fucked in my life right now but at least I have you to make me laugh. You are so appreciated and loved.

[@lindawg_22]

this is my fav episode so far u seem so happy n i liked all ur advice

[@BrittanyDfufu]

This was a great podcast! I loved the roller coaster of emotions and the different things you listed really help me feel like I’m not alone and have me high hopes! Be safe on your trip and happy birthday!!

[@kathrynlemoine2127]

That last voicemail has me in tears ❤️❤️

[@MScrista24]

Time stamp?

[@boribimbo3785]

as a 22 year old, i definitely needed to hear most of these

[@jen-dj6ns]

happy birthday love!! thank you so much you truly are the highlight of my week❤️ i know you joke alot about your podcasts and videos but you really help motivate me and seek something greater. i love your humor and who you are and make me feel at home. thank you so much happy birthday my love

[@ashleysaavedra8445]

Chris you are literally the funniest podcaster. I wish you would give yourself more credit and can see how iconic you are

[@Amelia.elainee]

Just turned 25 last week and this episode felt like a bday therapy session with things I needed to hear

[@alyssalutzow8258]

that last voicemail has me in TEARS

[@jadelizz4667]

as someone who's grown up in la, it absolutely is not what it's portrayed as in media or whatever

[@jinx17]

Happy birthday Chris!!! You have a lot of good advice. I hope your birthday is a good one!!

[@hessjickey]

This podcast goes by so quick. You're amazing Chris! HAPPY BIRTHDAY KING! ❤

[@susannahd1920]

Tell me that champagne was warm without telling me it’s warm lol

[@SuperHeather]

Happy Birthday, Chris!! And thank You for making this momma laugh weekly!!

[@jasmine2607]

I love how cozy your jacket is, so nice.

[@zachminter6570]

Chris are u my therapist? Wait no, actually are u just inside my head?? Like these 28 things uve learned are really hitting home way to hrd for me to be in public and not the own comfort of my room where i can cry. Cry in a good way. Like a cleansing way. But yeah all these things u are saying are words I really needed to hear right now. Except the dairy thing I already knew that. But yeah thanks for the podcast this one really helped me

[@harper2]

Same, I really related to a lot of things he said.. we’re not alone

[@olivia-hh9ml]

Chris, happy 28th first of all!!! 🖤🖤🖤 Second off, ive been watching you since you have been doing your street side interview videos and ive been in love with you and your humor ever since. Seeing you grow has made me so happy, hit a FAT bong rip for both of us babeyyyy :-)

[@hannahwalsh3312]

Happy birthday and thank you for these lessons! I really needed to hear some of them, 29 soon and still dunno wtf I'm doing!

[@catxsoho]

I have so many things I'm ashamed to say I want to do or scared to try out because I'm so afraid of failure and I needed to listen to this episode so much more than I could have ever thought

[@MaeOdden]

I had to be in therapy for 18months to figure out a lot of that stuff! I'm so glad you're sharing this with young people who can benefit from your wisdom!

[@taylormarshall6894]

Happy birthday fellow Scorpio! Love this video chris. You're so genuine and it's the best yet. Hope to see you flourish this year🌼

[@Havanahanaalove]

All my grandpa ever told me is work hard always, save your money, and own your shit. Don’t buy shit you can’t afford. Don’t assume you’ll find the money, have it fist. You have very wise advise, especially for someone your age. Keep doing it Chris, we’re all along for your journey smiling and supporting.

[@nbogert1]

this episode was so good i can’t get over it!! i made my own list of things i learned and it was very therapeutic

[@heinluvwitdacat656]

this is really something i needed to hear and from my favorite comedian! even better thank you so much for this chris ❤️❤️

[@kaylaizapotato]

Re-watched the intro so many times lmaoooo the SCREAMS 🤣 HAPPY BIRTHDAY SCORPIO BABYYYYYYY🦂🔪🌶❤️

[@darcval9430]

So happy and proud of where you’ve come !

[@kimchiandfries4830]

happy birthday king! so many of us love you and appreciate you and suffer from our own mental health issues and you being laughter and positivity and fun into our lives just with your personality! Wish you nothing but peace and light! 🥳

[@mfckuhl]

you being real about shit is way more inspiring than the "perfect" lives we see on social media, thank u and happy birthday :)

[@nicolej7848]

Number 19 spoke to me so deeply like I really needed to hear that. I had to write that all down with my high ass daily for 7 years straight😭thank u thi

[@veronicapietsch8017]

ITS MY BIRTHDAY BEECHHH THANK YOU THIS UNHINGED CHRIS 🥰

[@alexusmiller3428]

The dark humor of framing the craiglist ad and giving it to the mom omg!!! Dead... The energy is to real lol

[@andreeab82]

I found the advice really helpful! Thanks for passing it on!

[@zayonbrink]

Its 11:11 am on 11/4 but happy birthday chris! I enjoy all your content, i believe in you. I wish you infinite love and happiness✨

[@nbogert1]

this podcast makes me feel so alive im crying over the call ins

[@danielleoelschlager6023]

I really needed this episode today. Let’s be real, I need a Chris video everyday. I’m 4 days into a breakup with my fiancé of 2+ years and it literally felt like the world was ending. Especially when he told me it was because my self esteem wasn’t strong enough (mind you I’ve been supporting him emotionally and financially through the entire relationship). People like Chris help me realize I can get through anything, and the best is yet to come. So thank you Chris, and this whole community of people who love him. ❤️❤️❤️

[@pepperment1]

I know you wrote this a year ago but I hope you’re doing well now❤❤❤

[@danielleoelschlager6023]

@@pepperment1 thank you!

[@motherkiki9676]

Happy birthday Chris!!! Your rock and I always look forward to seeing your videos

[@Gabbythemisfit]

Thanks for making me sob on that last voicemail 😭❤️

[@nicolev5687]

as a fellow Scorpio I really needed to hear this. Thank u king

[@jamijf1981]

Another awesome podcast! Today is my birthday so I woke up to your thumbnail totally looking like you were celebrating my birthday lol iconic! Love you!

[@ellexarden]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRIS!!!! i know it’s technically tomorrow but ily! have a great day 💕 thanks for all the serotonin ✨ have such a great time 💖

[@anastasiacasteen2149]

Not me crying at 1am 😭😭 that was sooo sweet! You’re an amazing person Chris! Always have, always will be ❤️

[@themachfivepets997]

Happy Birthday Chris! We're the same age ! 😘 I really needed this podcast today. 😰 Thank you! 🖤🧡

[@emilysighs3891]

i’m waiting for booger to become the official co-host

[@MLE_anne]

The way Chris smiled when they brought out the cupcakes 🥺 Happy birthday!

[@Janae99]

I connected so much with this video its so me i have severe depression, social anxiety and always worried about what people think of me or whatever. But Chris you're doing good hun ❤️ keep it up. You have helped me during my depression times so thats good 😊 have a beautiful day.

[@blessybaybee3]

Omg the call w the lil baby on the end .. my heart 🥺

[@menicadussault7896]

So proud to say that you and I share a birthday! I'm sad I found this late, but happy belated birthday anyhow. ❤️❤️❤️

[@yeetyeet3726]

Happy birthday Chris! Sick episode as always!

[@dt4ikjgtkgvhe4qkjbvh]

this video literally stopped my panic attack

[@amyhudson2842]

Chris' wholesome reaction to getting the cupcakes made my day 🥰