My Brain Size has doubled since the last time we met, Count

[@-Alfox-]

Please like & comment. ;) Chancellor gone , carry on.

[@extremegrindingwithjesus7887]

cocaine gone, carry on

[@HhxjgxeHfhcjc]

Do a video where they start discussing about the catchphrase in the end

[@chriscummings4206]

I wonder what the galaxy would be like if Padme became Chancellor. "Oh Annie, You're my Jedi Order..."

[@webflips7794]

😂 lol as always . How do you recreate the character’s voices?

[@gruntgamer4204]

Should've thrown the brain from the thumbnail in it. I wanted to make an "ack ack!" joke....

[@ezrameraz-lerma6604]

He sounds like the kind of guy to write a doctoral thesis on the tragedy of one Darth Plagueis the Wise

[@flyingturret208thecannon5]

Ah, it's a story I've read a great many times from the Jedi.

[@JoeUzzolino]

The Wide.

[@DamianSzajnowski]

​@@JoeUzzolinoThe Nice

[@ElemXCR]

"And that was how your father became a Jedi Master." Anakin told Luke and Leia.

[@jamescheddar4896]

Of course, Darth Plagueis was your former sith master. It's obvious he's not around anymore so clearly your promises to cheat death are some sort of deception.

[@ZELLKRATOR]

"Man I shouldn't have left the High Ground."

[@crilleedara]

Bro ppl are sleepin on this one 🤣🤣

[@aaqz2710]

Holy shit looking back now... why did he purposely leave the high ground and force jump down?

[@jaspermooren5883]

​@@aaqz2710 because he clearly didn't take the high ground feat unlike Obi wan, giving him advantage on all attacks made from high ground. So for him being closer to the action gave him a better position, rather than the high ground. Obi wan, being the teacher of Anakin, would have of course meant that Anakin has intimate knowledge of the built Obi Wan chose, so claiming the high ground as a pre-emptive for victory made sense as a statement in his situation.

[@ZELLKRATOR]

@@crilleedara true 🤣🤣

[@PipoBones]

this is literally my fav part of the video its gold

[@breecegriffith5896]

“What’s up, my dudes?” -Count Sudoku

[@Oakensongs]

"Ah, you wont get away this time." Obi-Gone said calmly.

[@Formalec]

They are so casual, l love it😂

[@gustavgnoettgen]

"Is... that really true, Palps?"

[@kael13]

Holly? Is that you? Are we talking jape of the decade?

[@pu7dr]

Count but the o is silent

[@Tntexplodeslol]

I love since hes handcuffed hes just forced to watch big brain anakin figure out his entire scheme, fits perfectly

[@isucktrustme8672]

If hes handcuffed and he cant do anythng why doesnt dooku just kill sidious before because he knows hes dead🫡

[@zerieth6620]

"Embrace oblivion sucker!"

[@Sphendrana]

Those aren't handcuffs, those are sith meditation bracelets 🤣

[@Terexerate]

​@@isucktrustme8672ah yes, its big brain time

[@guilhermehank4938]

Im very sure Sideous could get free easily if he wanted/had to

[@reidpattis3127]

Notice how throughout the video, Anakin manages to make those around him gradually smarter. He is truly an inspiration 😊😊

[@mitchjohnson4714]

This is what NPR does.

[@charger1369]

​@@mitchjohnson4714 wow lol

[@LontEnCaras]

that's why he's the chosen one, I guess

[@Ultramega39]

Except Palpatine. Dude didn’t even fight back.

[@VocalMabiMaple]

​@@mitchjohnson4714is your name a mash between mitch McConnell and mike Johnson? Jesus christ

[@gregorg282]

He said the thing. He said Dichotomy

[@akapple3538]

He also said c*nt

[@NostalgicGamerRickOShay]

What's so funny about that? 😏

[@mauriciopimentel6451]

Dichotomy

[@CaptainPositron]

Don't tell Mace.

[@qalnor]

@@NostalgicGamerRickOShay I don't know what the precise origin of it is but it's something Anakin often says in humorous videos that portray him as vastly more intelligent than he is. I first encountered it in Anakin has a doctorate in Darth plagueis the wise studies (seals are good) but I don't know if that's the true origin

[@LuqmanHM]

"No, why would I betray you count" damn palps openly admitted he's collaborating with Dooku 😂😂😂😂

[@MW-lw5mn]

He said "Cunt" 😂

[@duncethedoctor9054]

And he said cunt instead of count so he burnt both his bridges in that sentence 🤣🤣🤣

[@AndyLeeVlogs]

Anakin's smart. That's why. 😅

[@anonymgamer3416]

I thought he said c*nt lol

[@JunkPhuJP]

I swear I heard “cu**”

[@Rahhelthethird]

Anakin: "I watched a lot of Rick and Morty before I came here. My intelligence has surpassed the simple dichotomy of stupid and smart."

[@maegor-targaryen]

Anakin: I have watched every episode in Rick and Morty, Count. My IQ is now negative.

[@Bluesonofman]

I found that show boring

[@andyrules999]

@@Bluesonofman Ye, show is boring...I would kill for some more interdimenion cable tho

[@Bluesonofman]

@@andyrules999 I couldn’t get past the First episode. Once and awhile I will find a interesting clip on KZbin but it’s probably because those are the ‘good’ parts of the show

[@andyrules999]

@@Bluesonofman Its worth giving another go. What shows do you like, got any you would recommend?

[@elyssa.c90]

Hayden's AI voice is spot-on, dude.

[@flyte707]

I hope hayden sees this 😂

[@The_real_Arovor]

Alfox IS Hayden 😜

[@kajojo2399]

wdym its real

[@JunkoEnoshima.]

Anakin: My Brain size has doubled since the last time we met count Count Sudoku: Impossible. 2 times 0 is still 0

[@tlotro625]

I mean, he can _count_

[@_Stormfather]

​@@tlotro625 I see what you did there

[@jacobhargiss3839]

Ah, but the zero was just a rounding error. 2 x 0.00001 is 0.00002

[@souravm78]

Chancellor Paperplane last words are always the same "Umm Sh*t" 😅😅 Then he gets chopped up 😂😂

[@Muffell-os1om]

Paperplane gone,...carry on ! 😂😂😂

[@ninjariley6242]

Gave me a seizure

[@raven4k998]

Imagine him saying My Penis has doubled in length since the last time we met Count🤣🤣

[@hotnopgames]

Palpatine somehow few movies after: GUESS WHOS BACK?

[@BrandonDuckett]

"EMBRACE OBLIVION SUCKER!" OMG why did this kill me so dead?!

[@no-ic5gw]

I loved it too lol

[@DrAsh-eg7or]

Anakin got the bad ending by becoming darth vader so he restarted his game so he could save padme thats how he knows everything

[@raven4k998]

Palps like meh I am done with you now it's Anakin's turn to please me muhahahahahahahaha

[@markdehaas2689]

Count sudoku 😂

[@ondrejandydlohos]

I can't! 😂

[@LikeToWatch77]

And Sudoku called him Skywanker! 🤣

[@SonataHellsica]

c*nt sudoku 🤣

[@esphyxia]

!!!!!!

[@matekristofkiss6622]

@@ondrejandydlohosYou mean you count?

[@Moth-pz9vg]

Anakin sounds like a narrator... His voice while jumping and kicking count soduku is so calm.

[@CS08129]

It's ki d of unnerving actually. Lime he's not even trying

[@mrgaudy1954]

@@CS08129i think that’s what spooked Count Spooku I mean Dooku

[@GolemKL]

Paperplane gone, carry on

[@crilleedara]

Paperplane gone, Bro 🤣🤣

[@User-fz5bw]

1:47 dooku calls anakin skywanker😂

[@Tosslehoffe]

@@User-fz5bw skywanker, use your ears

[@Isomeria450]

"Dude, you really freaking me out!" That smile fits it perfectly, Count is so confused he has no idea what is going on.

[@raven4k998]

why should he Palps was like wait what just happened i am glad I won but what the hell just happened?😲😲

[@Oakensongs]

Skywanker's brain so big he got Obi-Gone to remember Machiavelli.

[@kiltedanais]

Anakin: who's Machiavelli? Obi-Wan: Oh some future megalomaniac from a galaxy far far away from here on a planet that hasn't even begun to have life...umm never mind, pretend I didn't use that phrase. sh!t, now I have to kill you all.

[@markkujantunen8298]

Not only remember Machiavelli but use the phrase "Machiavellian machinations" and even pronounce it correctly.

[@mrgaudy1954]

The Chinese prince Matchabelli

[@u.v.s.5583]

"Build a deadly Laser Moon and use it as a threat to subjugate them all." (N. Machiavelli. The Senate.)

[@casey6556]

“Dichotomy between the Republic and the separatists” HE SAID THE THING

[@Craftworld_patriot]

Actually the best ending

[@Moth-pz9vg]

Agreed

[@axisrandom]

The only thing that could’ve gone better in this universe is if qui-gonn lived.

[@christopherstein2024]

The ending of the soviet union was better

[@zhaleyleitnib5150]

@@christopherstein2024 I don't know,man, seems like the ending of the USA is topping that by far. Search "bridging the collapse gap"

[@DeltaXK144]

“Dude, what?” -Obi Wan

[@dogking44]

-Carry On

[@Wertsir]

Dude, i have no idea whats going on.

[@Opus009]

@@Wertsir Dude, you're really freaking me out -count doodoo

[@Potatinized]

Obi Wank, judging from the others' names.

[@Prisoner-24601]

-Dude it

[@polyestermammoth740]

I discovered this channel yesterday and have developed a double hernia from laughing. Mobility gone, carry on.

[@-Alfox-]

Haha ;D

[@WilliamKremin-pm5re]

😂🤣😂🤣

[@CelticChu]

I love that carry on joke you add to the end of every video.

[@tergelegi]

"Well, chancellor gone, carry on." ~Coutn Sudoku

[@SmoMo_]

Not sure it’s a joke though, I feel like it is the one really real thing left on the internet now.

[@TrapsterJ]

He's planting the seeds for a future of endless merchandise with these many iconic phrases

[@alexfischer7876]

That "joke" has probably came from a throwaway line said by *Admiral Firmus Piett* in _Return of the Jedi._ As Vader says that he'll deal with Rebels himself, Piett goes: _"As you wish, my Lord. Carry on."_

[@CelticChu]

@@alexfischer7876 Nerd

[@zoro115-s6b]

"My brain size has doubled" Two times zero is still zero.

[@perssontm1628]

Uhm actually, technically ones brain size can't be zero!!! 🤓👆

[@Pennywise-tq9kg]

so underatted

[@_Stormfather]

​@@perssontm1628 Anakin is evidence to the contrary

[@lewisma4512]

Incorrect

[@u.v.s.5583]

The brain cells are getting out of hand! NOW THERE ARE TWO OF THEM!

[@darkwerehog6497]

Thousand year plan to eliminate the Jedi gone, carry on

[@raven4k998]

yeah it was a thousand years of planning to make happen at least if not more🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@CT_Rex_Fett]

Anakin:"He Even Plans To Call Me Darth Vader"

[@supersasquatch]

Insidious invader

[@Man_Aslume]

Darth virgin

[@hideous_taco_michael_zacki]

Big brain Anakin literally negs the entire Star Wars universe lol. No diff😂.

[@maryanade001ade9]

2:14 Embrace Oblivion sucker

[@gabrielacosta9470]

2:12*

[@Jonathan-A.C.]

Best part of the video

[@Anjana-]

Well, chancellor gone, carry on.

[@MisterMarin]

Post- credits scene: Obi-Wan: Dude, I just realized something. The Original Trilogy no longer makes sense! Anakin: Dude, it never did anyway. During the entire Clone War, have you ever seen so much as a single torpedo making a 90 degrees turn? Obi-Wan [thinks for a moment]: Hmmm... no, I don't think I have. Anakin: Exactly. It defies the laws of physics. Dooku: What are you two talking about? Anakin: Old dude, shut up! Obi-Wan: Yes, we need to get out of here before I brake the 4th wall again. Anakin: Dude, you just did it again! Obi-Wan: Have I? Oops! Well, 4th wall gone, carry on. 🖖

[@rachelprighel4409]

May the force be with you always master general sir Hayden and

[@rachelprighel4409]

Always

[@rachelprighel4409]

Very well then

[@Mikewee777]

The exhaust port sucked the torpedo in because of the spaceballs meme about " suck to blow ".

[@fablearchitect7645]

If Christopher Nolan made star wars

[@WakenAngels]

Obi-Wan Canoli really said machiavellian machinations 😂😂😂

[@LillLizzert]

Organ Canoli

[@dirdib69]

"I've already incorporated the Chancellor's scheming into my thesis."

[@5on7YT]

1:32 he said WHAT?!?!?

[@impala403]

1:49 I nearly spat out my drink, you have excellent writing skills this was hilarious.

[@admiralleel6604]

(2:05) "Thus, we must act *decisively* ..." Love the way he said that.

[@Mirdclawer]

I will never get enough of big brain academic scholar "thesis" Anakin

[@Denz-El]

The timeline where Anakin took Qui-Gon's advice and actually bothered to listen to his midichlorians. 😂

[@robotube7361]

0:11 Well, Im certain that elaborating on this would overtax your cognitive resources :)

[@Polysthenes]

"Good. Twice the size, double the seizure"

[@jaylee9552]

Intelligent Anakin is definitely my favourite Anakin now

[@norokolo4951]

others brains got bigger too by just listening to anakin for 2 minutes 💀

[@ulubak]

Count Sudoku. These names are getting better

[@D00MMAST3R]

This isn't the good ending, this is the BEST ENDING

[@_spooT]

Opened the eyes of both a Jedi and a Dark Lord. Truly the Chosen One.

[@F1erceDeityZ]

"Embrace oblivion sucker" you really got me with that one.

[@jubalate]

Count Sudoku 🤣

[@mistery5202]

Its pretty funny seeing Anakin explain every detail of the plan totally normal while fighting and jumping

[@DemoniteBL]

1:43 HE SAID THE WORD

[@yurikindt6764]

YEAHHHHHHHHH

[@MadKingOfMadaya]

*_The AI couldn't nearly emulate the greatness of Christopher Lee's royal voice._*

[@tiffles3890]

1:57 Why did Obi-Wan suddenly get an IQ boost here? Also I unironically want to see a version of Star Wars with big brain Anakin.

[@tiffles3890]

I keep rewatching this video.

[@kike_006]

Man, your work is the best and deserves more recognition. As a follower here are some humble ideas for your next videos. 1. Anakin's force ghost meets his childhood version. 2. Padmé meets Kylo Ren 3. Luke, did I ever tell you about the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? 4. Darth Jar Jar eliminates the younglings

[@VideogameVeteran2004]

Well, Padme is Ben Solo’s grandmother, so that’s a good suggestion. Also, autocorrect is a Sith.

[@IslandMan96]

“Yikes!” Man…. Dooku saying that after seeing Palpatine getting brutally executed by Obi-Wan and Anakin was my favorite part

[@Crocy]

"My apologies is the to the republican Anakin. To dichotomy!"

[@D.M.S.]

Yeah, Dichotomy!

[@mainscape6619]

My Brain Size has doubled since the last time we met, Count - Anakin It's called brain swelling and its bad. - Count Dooku

[@realstrength1379]

Man, I kinda wish it went down like that with Anakin just becomming full potential chosen one genius who also brings unprecedented technological progress to the republic

[@EwingAmaterasu]

Anakin doesn't need all those midhichlorians with this amount of IQ

[@douglasfoley2060]

1:38 The whole thing is funny, but for some reason, idk why…….this part has me in tears. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@Jinisinsane]

We needa full movie like this and then gaslight our children that this was the original.

[@yusufözil-d1u]

Plot twist: palpatine is not a sith lord on this time line

[@zerojack485]

Too much intelligence shouldn't be allowed 😂

[@THE_BEE_KEEPER]

"Inherent dichotomy" Oh no, not again...

[@raptorking7479]

I laughed when I heard the word 'Dichotomy' am I cooked...

[@SonicGamerLP]

1:15 but two times zero is still zero

[@Churly25]

I love how Count Sudoku and Uber Van Kenobi are confused at the beginning but as Anakin Skywanker speaks with 500IQ, they understand and speak that way too

[@AssassinIsAfk]

2:11 when your plan that your planning for hundredes of years is finally put into action and is surprising going well and then some prick comes along and ruins all your plans, is moments away from killing you and your defensless with no escape.

[@shadowmanzz2244]

Imagine this was a series where instead of getting stronger Anakin keeps getting smarter 🤣

[@LEVRAN]

Count sudoku😂

[@khrapov]

Referring to Machiavelli who hasn't even been born yet is another whole level of smartness :)

[@karlisulmanis3810]

1:43 he said it!

[@thelittleal1212]

Could You imagine a alternative Timeline if palpatine was killed right at the start of revenge of the Sith?

[@illiaJ5622]

0:53 , so uncivilised

[@KF1]

Haha how casually you can say " Count Sudoku". Think about it.

[@Theodorerockingchair]

Just casually exposing the chancelors whole plan as if he was a time traveller from the future

[@LunarMusician]

If I had a nickel for every portrayal of Anakin using the word dichotomy, I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's odd that it happened twice

[@ИванАнтонов-э6щ]

thats sheev look on kenobi lmao

[@Goldstandard_1]

D I C H O T O M Y Obi-wan: Anakin, the council has told you to stop bringing this up, do I have to remind you what happened the last time?

[@giornogiovannatheultimateb8553]

"Embrace oblivion sucker!"

[@birdquest8695]

I like how easily the AI emulates Anakin’s deadpan voice.

[@lifedeather]

“What’s up, my dudes?”

[@starwarsbunker]

“Grand design” hits different

[@ModHaterHD2003]

Basically What if Anakin maxed out Intelligence

[@tonitapola7811]

But where did he put his points in the movies? He ignored intelligence and charisma, he didnt do much with force, and even if he did put them all in melee skills, he still lost to Dooku and got his hand chopped, and Obi-Wan chopped all of his legs.

[@ChrisMarrin]

I always thought it was so weird that Paplatine was being held captive ON A THRONE.

[@pktrainerpk5supersus459]

good ending dooku might be forgiven but not forgotten and joins yoda once more for an long redemption arc

[@WoofChaqueJour]

It feels like im watching an episode of deathnote

[@FourOf92000]

"Yikes!" -Sir Christopher Lee

[@Mayday20]

Title: "my brain size has doubled since the last time we met count" My brain immediately: "but zero times two is still zero"

[@Termina_66]

Embrace Oblivion Lol.

[@geminiguy6032]

I like the idea of Anakin and the Count having a civil conversation while trying to kill each other.

[@parmenides6800]

'Double' is kind of an understatement

[@zalgradis6269]

I love how Anakin is calmly explaining all this while going all out in a light Sabre fight

[@SebaP1991]

Count Sudoku 😂🤣😂 this is gold

[@edgelord6210]

I need a continuation of this - this needs to be a series, it's hilarious!

[@brolsroyceyt2362]

Maximumer IQ Anakin 🤣🤣

[@leibrunson5158]

I like how Chancellor Palpatine looks nervous.

[@krejci92p]

Revenge of the Sith being cut down to first 7 minutes or so. 👍

[@thehappycockatiel9568]

Anakin Smarttalker at it again. Love it!

[@blechdose1004]

Give me more Darth Mailman I think he is on the Mall The Darth Mall

[@zonefreakman]

This is the Star Wars content that we have been looking for.