My Cat's Secret OTHER LIFE

[@HalfAsleepChris]

Follow me on Instagram for a sneak peak of Ralph’s new Furever Friend! 🐾 @halfasleepchris

[@SPClincoln1056]

Hi

[@theshitylifeofacmacadet6611]

your voice is so nice and relaxing

[@beermonkey18271]

I will! Love the new office Chris its so cool, im writing a letter to you that i hope i can finish soon! I also follow you on instagram

[@Thirrek]

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[@0_Byn]

I already followed you on insta!

[@d_inkz]

A local cat got in my house ONE TIME, four years ago, and found tuna. He's tried to break in nearly everyday since. They are relentless.

[@aubrey6664]

my neighbors cat got in my house bc he jumped up from the ground to our balcony, and just walked on in

[@ssimonesays]

Does the cat still do it?

[@d_inkz]

@@ssimonesays He does still visit, I know his owners now though and he's very pally with my cats, he gets one biscuit and he seems content enough and leaves :}

[@davidlowry617]

Thats a bit funny 🙂

[@SoonyTheDumby]

Idk how many years ago but pretty old,my mom gave tuna to a cat then when she returned home to sleep the moment she felt something she opened her eyes and found the same cat she gave tuna to

[@SamSigifkekjjdkgkqkqkdlv]

I cannot express the immense enjoyment I get from hearing that Ralph is getting a new friend

[@ColoradoCat12]

Too bad they had to move after that

[@Nate2010]

@@ColoradoCat12 and then ralph met bella

[@aahilisaW]

I miss regge 😢😢😢😢

[@BigGrabowski]

I love how all these cats have middle-aged human bloke names. Like a coalition of lads got turned into cats when they took a trip down t' pub.

[@lumijasminasmr3583]

You deserve more likes. 😂

[@BigGrabowski]

@Splitinfinity I have a cat named Manfred, and my sister has a cat named Remington (Remy). Both cats were named by her, surprise-surprise. lol We're in the USA, but she has a love of pretentious British-sounding pet names. In my heart of hearts, Manfred's real name is Monster, like he had before Lauren decided to change it when we were teens.

[@MollyK8]

I’m normal! We have cats chunk, bean, and rabbits Nala and Ziggy (nu and zu)

[@BigGrabowski]

@@MollyK8 I think people are half-and-half on what's considered "normal". Some people think calling out the "normal" names is goofy-sounding, while others think calling your pets people-names might confuse onlookers into thinking you have a human child.

[@ElysiumAdv]

*americans acting British*

[@bjornoppegard544]

I love how respectful you are of other people’s privacy and how funny and interesting you’re videos are. Keep up the great work man! 👍

[@bjornoppegard544]

Omg thx for the heart :))))

[@snoringlemur2084]

I love how intelligent George is with the cat flap! 🤣🤣🤣 He realises Ralph is literally the key lol

[@clairemccarthy9892]

Well done and I can get you a little bit of a few questions won’t be a problem for you

[@clairemccarthy9892]

I Love this video I can see you in the next few days

[@clairemccarthy9892]

I love your videos half asleep Chris and they’re so good

[@Wodd_D]

I love how when Ralph follows you his tail sticks straight up

[@984francis]

And a fine tail it is too!

[@kimberlove82]

@Rosemary Anderson-Noble yes

[@joshadventureplazes]

Wodd D I'm subbed to you

[@joshadventureplazes]

@@984francis I'm subbed to you

[@joshadventureplazes]

@Rosemary Anderson-Noble I'm subbed to you

[@diamonddagger7211]

'Pizza-Delivery Ninja' - Half-asleep Chris 2020

[@lazer1036]

He's not wrong

[@agshauydjagdhadgs6378]

Next episode: The secret life of the ninja pizza delivery guy!

[@Thetheproto]

Oceassa lets make it happen

[@harry7700]

Good one

[@amethysttalon3507]

I really hope that guy, whoever he is, sees this video someday

[@moonbook12]

Haha

[@omniwagon]

Actually i think its gonna be about the new cat they might be getting

[@pillowmoment]

Bro the way Ralph sleeps is so cute I- With his little arms up-

[@vickibannister2689]

George trying over 10 times to be let into the cat flap sounds like something my cat would do 🤣

[@samt1439]

i love this video so much but at the end when the “ralph and tom” theme song started to play and i noticed the halo above tom’s head, i started to sob. my cat tofu passed away about a week after tom did, he was a black street cat with a white belly and looked almost identical to tom. seeing tom just reminded me of him and made me really sentimental. that was the first time i really let myself cry about loosing her, it felt really good to just let go. so thank u chris, even though this was not what the video was about at all, it really made my day.

[@HalfAsleepChris]

Really sorry to hear about Tofu

[@biggsy9310]

I also had a black cat with a white belly and her name was tash and one day we saw her in the kitchen,she couldn’t walk she was in too much pain to walk,we couldn’t bare to see her struggle so we had to put her down.She was always a really old cat and the connection I had with her was amazing,I also cried when I saw the cat at the end,hope this helps.

[@davidlowry617]

our old cat died years ago but im still very sad about it he was a litte black cat

[@Crow-gp3ci]

My cat was a black cta with a white belly named manny and he passed on fathers day last year

[@ToastCatYT]

⁠these stories are sad ima go cry😢

[@timblom7364]

Chris is literally the main protaganist of the world! He has a wacky companion, travels the world, he even has unique side characters like the the ninja pizza guy

[@tectamk.thorne7837]

Ralph clearly knew what George was doing, and let him. Ralph is an amazing cat

[@joshadventureplazes]

I subbed to you

[@tectamk.thorne7837]

Oh thanks

[@fvnt0miix953]

What fascinates me is HOW George knew about Ralph’s gourmet food? Ralph must have told him about it! Imagine their kitty conversation: Ralph (licking his paws): my Hooman has been feeding me extra yummy food lately. How about u? George: just the usual boring kibbles... Ralph: wow poor u! Why don’t you come to my house, I got plenty of fresh yummies. You gotta learn to train ur hoomans buddy! 😂😂

[@alienfriend4658]

Underated comment

[@torstendarrell7448]

dang Half-Asleep Chris is gooood

[@biscuittin4874]

Yeah he’s great

[@gavinmp15]

Yes he’s amazing

[@jackstazin6000]

i agree

[@coldwarveteran]

Big brain person

[@SamSigifkekjjdkgkqkqkdlv]

Agreed

[@zainjaved18]

Got so sad when they showed Tom with a halo

[@williamthomas6568]

just about to say that :( rip tom

[@MoonLightOfficialOwO]

Time stamp?

[@turtlecrawling66]

Moon ` Light the end

[@crafty4722]

Ya

[@enochliu8316]

@@MoonLightOfficialOwO 9:07

[@Archman155]

chris: send in cat pic nice pls that one person * d o g *

[@pedrothehusky3175]

Or Maybe even the horse hahaha

[@Josh-jp9sf]

I am pretty sure that was a cat

[@jasonjones4075]

88o999n. Hyyy 3

[@jasonjones4075]

Juju. M mm

[@Archman155]

@@jasonjones4075 are you okay?

[@Samandcolbysbiggestfan209]

This is the most wholesome channel I've ever seen

[@tendaikmanhombo5195]

Ralph's tail is majestic ❤️

[@MartinieGames]

Just today my cat died. He became 20 years old! And now i see that if you have an cat, you should spend even more time with him! Edit: if you have a new cat, you should update the themesong! Edit 2: thanks for the support! And did he just update his thumpnail? Edit 3: he just updated his thumpnail again... hmmmm

[@truncatedjunior]

I feel sorry for your loss brother 😢

[@andreawalker7138]

I'm so sorry for your loss. Twenty years is an incredible age for a cat. ❤︎ As for the theme song: He had two cats, Tom & Ralph. Sadly, Tom died earlier this year, but he still has Ralph. I assume that is why he leaves the song as is and puts a halo above Tom.

[@moonbook12]

Sorry for your lost

[@QUARTERMASTEREMI6]

Aww, so sorry for your loss. God bless you. ❤

[@MartinieGames]

Andrea Walker Ohhh i get it now! Thanks!

[@iseeyou4622]

Awww Ralph thinks George is his friend when in reality George is a CAT-fish

[@OneEgg42]

good one

[@toyied]

sans would approve

[@CallieMasters5000]

George is everybody's friend... who has food.

[@movedchannels.mp4100]

I still ship it

[@bagel9367]

lul

[@NauseaAxe_404]

They say "Black Cats are Unlucky", but Ralph is living the best moments of his life every single day.

[@rileycarter4798]

There not

[@giannahall6972]

I have a black cat looks like tom

[@GingerMeowYT]

They say you will be unlucky if a black cat crosses the road you crossed.

[@TwintelleMuah]

@@rileycarter4798 Your right

[@TwintelleMuah]

@Kate Dambe i have had 7 black cats once

[@annabethsparrow7818]

Half Asleep Chris, my daughter Izzy and I are your BIGGEST FANS! We absolutely adore your precious cats Ralph and Bella and are always amused by the videos in which they star. We watch have seen all pretty much all of your videos. We have watched the funny videos featuring your cats many, many, many times. To Izzy and I your videos are without a doubt the most charming videos KZbin has EVER seen. Izzy who is a smart 5 year old girl, just wanted you to know that she is watching and enjoying your cats charmed little lives. We love you!!!

[@Hemlol]

Chris: send us your royal cat pics! That one guy: *h o r s e*

[@ikatz876]

What?!?!?! *reverts track* That one guy: *h o r s e*

[@genesis.2937]

The ninja pizza delivery guy was hilarious Also George is a very smart cat

[@limeathin239]

*agree*

[@caesar7734]

Pizza + Ninja = Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

[@bikassingh5123]

I have cursed your comment

[@viannizvnv7222]

@@bikassingh5123 how tho

[@franlion1]

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[@bakaneko9741]

Can we just sit here and appreciate just how intelligent George is? Yes, cats are smart, but this one is extra special! The fact that he sits there and waits to listen for the click sound and everything? That is pretty amazing, tbh....

[@oddvegan9797]

Pigs are smart too!

[@lunawolf2950]

Who disliked the video!? The pizza delivery guy doing karate!?

[@tortie_cat2928]

4 pizza delivery guys doing karate.

[@MineZack2]

16 pizza guys doing karate!

[@FireStriker_]

Might of been because of the ads, I hit the like button but had 4 ad breaks (2 unskipable pre roll ads & 3 mid role ads that played 2 unskipable ads. This change is getting annoying.

[@CommonTateW]

CornerPin me 2

[@FireStriker_]

CornerPin on mobile is the worst place

[@amypowell5107]

In 20 years will be seeing that pizza deliver guy in a monastery in the far hills of China😁😁

[@nataliemarqueses2912]

I love the ending song ❤️ i feels like i am nursery again learning new rhythm. Thank you for sharing your cats lives 😊

[@eggizgud]

I laughed and laughed and laughed! Doesn't Ralph doesn't know he's being used? And so smart of George. He's figured out the cat equivalent of "Open sesame!" Does HIS human know what he's been up to? Thanks for this. Can't wait to see Ralph and his new playmate.

[@MoonLightOfficialOwO]

The people who disliked are the pizza ninja guy's multiple accounts-

[@samuelrivas4816]

I did

[@LabbaDeBalla]

Samuel Rivas dislike it?

[@itsbright16]

@@samuelrivas4816 shut up pizza ninja guy

[@Shikaschima]

Or people that wanted to know what Ralph is up to at night when not at home and didn't get that.

[@michelledolbeck4230]

@@samuelrivas4816 cancel him >:(

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

His true secret life: He puts on a red and white striped hat, walks, and goes to a stranger's house to hang out with their kids.

[@Boax1theReaper]

I did not expect to see you here (i subbed)

[@movingchannells3487]

Is he santa? O:

[@movingchannells3487]

Hailey Foley oooooooh

[@thebigdog360]

Underrated comment

[@sogilll9777]

10/10 would read again - IGN

[@lexy1748]

The iconic characters: Chris, Danielle, Bella, Reggie, Ralph, Tom, a Tapir, Secret Ninja Delivery Guy

[@joeljanssen8631]

ME AND MY DAD JUST LOOOOOOVE YOUR VIDS SO MUCH!! Thank you for making your channel it’s so awesome ❤

[@elleinda6278]

Dont worry about the dislikes, they’re just so distracted by Ralph’s cuteness that they pressed the wrong button 😺😸

[@biscuittin4874]

Or they are just haters somehow

[@zodiaccat8559]

Beefy dude your know it is a joke, right?

[@andypedroza9165]

Maybe just Australians leaving a like

[@Torstis]

There is one dislike

[@elliot4629]

Andy Pedroza lmao

[@rhytmiccone4717]

Seing Tom with a Halo still hurts right in the feelings.

[@alistaircordes4057]

Same mate

[@rileycarter4798]

Agreed😟😟😟😟😟

[@we-yk8cw]

Ikr

[@2miligrams]

POV: your george **The delicous smell of the gourmet cat food fills you with determination*

[@PohloonChow]

undertale reference?

[@katerichards1513]

@@PohloonChow yes

[@nelliepb2953]

I JUST FOUND THIS VIDEO GEORGE IS MY FAMILY CAT

[@3Dboneprinting]

@@nelliepb2953 what??????????????

[@henriqueeomundo3870]

*you’re

[@Stray_foxxo]

I always wondered where my cat went when he jumped out the window He's lost now, but I loved him like a good cat owner😿😸

[@thejasongenisismadychannel4417]

Your the most respectful person I’ve ever seen

[@k.o.f.pproductions2265]

The one guy who disliked was the other cat mad that he won’t get any other food

[@wormnog]

Cats don't watch KZbin

[@hornet_real]

r/wooosh

[@lordhydra474]

@@wormnog its a joke

[@wormnog]

But the other cat DID get some food

[@k.o.f.pproductions2265]

wormnog not anymore

[@noxEmP]

Hiiii!! I know nobody cares. But I love your cat videos, and have decided to get my own!!! He's arriving in October and I'm going to name him Apollo! So excited. Edit: Thank you all for stopping by to like my comment! This is the most likes I’ve gotten on a comment and it’s really nice of you all to take time to like it!

[@TheresaCGivans]

youre naming your cat the greek god of the sun.

[@oliviatheballerina]

Oh my goodness! I’m so excited for you! Hope you can Apollo stay safe during these times.... sadly I’m allergic to cats

[@danielsousa7860]

So, how's the cat

[@m3nj051]

Every single time I watch a video from you I cry. It is so amazing to see the things you do and it makes me so happy to see you having fun and doing things while recording it for the internet

[@BleuYo]

The delivery driver on his villain arc

[@Elrond_Hubbard_1]

Every kid who grew up with a pet cat has at some point wondered where their cat goes outside the house. They are very mysterious animals.

[@jeremyguantonbingleberry8546]

I’m not the pizza guy but he seems cool

[@whatthehellisthisaccount8984]

Sounds legit have a good day

[@jeremyguantonbingleberry8546]

@@whatthehellisthisaccount8984 you too

[@noahh4996]

Or are you

[@peashooter268]

What

[@Nikolais_sanity]

This makes me wanna order a pizza just to spy on the pizza guy and see if he’s secretly doing ballet

[@rileycarter4798]

Same lol

[@theredsftbl8471]

Ralph is a secret agent confirmed, He works for the queens secret service for cats, Chris he's spying on you.

[@outsider1305]

this made me so happy that ralph shares and is so kind

[@TheEST270SPO]

The Foxes are SOOO CUTE! But mainly the cats. They are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!

[@Gryphin]

Been watching your videos for a while now and always enjoy them. You have a great commentary/voice over. You videos are well put together and edit, a lot more professional that a lot of videos on KZbin. You also make subjects like coin collecting (which I'm not interested in) enjoyable to watch and learn about. You deserve so many more subscribers than you have and I hope you keep making more videos.

[@HalfAsleepChris]

thanks a lot!

[@melodykitties]

Ok

[@sforsheepy5234]

@@HalfAsleepChris How did tom die?

[@duke7897]

The thumbnail made me happy he has a friend instead of being alone

[@da_nugget_squad5194]

Omg George is like a hooligan breaking into someone’s house to steal food XD

[@ZGryphon]

He's that guy the dorm safety people warn everybody about in freshman orientation at college. The one who hangs out near the street door and follows somebody who has a keycard inside to case the joint.

[@rubberbandshee2188]

So glad I've found your awesome channel, subscribed after seeing the fox kits, love this one just as much, you have a wonderful future in video making should you want great work!

[@confusin_g]

Ralph only sniffing things when chris is around is like me when my parents are around

[@songsandcrazytimes5683]

Yay more Ralph this has made my day

[@KindessisEternal]

George is a clever cat, figuring out he can follow Ralph for food, hahaha! I bet you ran out of food twice as fast! I'm glad Ralph is getting a new sibling. ^_^

[@kelly_seastar]

I feel like Chris is a mere background extra in some elaborate movie about Ralph's life.

[@damepro65]

"pizza ninja delivery" 🤣🤣

[@arbitrario3845]

3:52 he's coming OH NO HE'S COMING

[@ExploringNew1]

3:57 OH NO! HE'S EATING ME! 😂

[@Pawnedpawz]

George: *the smell of gourmet cat food fills you with DETERMINATION*

[@justacreeperpassingby9895]

Awwwww,look at Ralph's floofly tail "The sniffer"

[@neonpi1349]

It’s my cat’s birthday today, he’s 5

[@rengoku-san1166]

Happy birthday to ur cat!

[@SamSigifkekjjdkgkqkqkdlv]

Big boy And happy birthday

[@Fawnfreckle]

awwww happy birthday to ur cat!

[@taniakrause9253]

Time vor tuna

[@__chinmay__]

Happy birthday to ur cat :D

[@FinlayT-C]

As you can see, cats are extreemly intelligent and often verry cheaky and verry sneaky.

[@catsanddogsforlife9106]

Chris: Thats not Ralph! This is- Ad: Orange juice.

[@B4umkuchen]

Your ability to make me smile in this dark times with your cat stories, must be some form of British voodoo ;). Thank you for sharing it with us.

[@pokemontrainerjay3717]

this is so wholesome

[@electrosb]

Nice Oliver Twist reference there, “food, glorious food!”

[@lordzavi2746]

4:25 that is the coolest thing iv heard this month😲

[@Buginarug80]

*4:51*

[@dessiwright1813]

Ralph is really the key to this relationship

[@Hajiki_]

Honestly, hell yeah pizza delivery guy - pop off king, look at that form! What an absolute Chad! I hope he passes whatever belt upgrade he needs uwu The ninja grind never stops

[@sierrahale804]

yep

[@aaltzenkuipers1063]

Was about to like your comment untill i saw the uwu

[@Hajiki_]

@@aaltzenkuipers1063 uwu

[@arohk1579]

Cat's are very smart when it comes to figuring stuff out. And remember to tip the Ninja Pizza guy :).

[@_kikyu]

Sometimes it is hilarious to watch and observe someone who doesn’t know they’re being watched.

[@yelloe]

Unless it’s you lol

[@Floopy_gtag]

This is the serotonin I have needed

[@rentingasteroids]

This channel is so wholesome! :D

[@Dubstequtie]

Don't worry about the people commenting about dislikes, they're just people who like focusing on the negativity of things. (;

[@JackTheGoose]

SO IF YOU MOVE HOUSE DOES RALPH NOT HAVE A CASTLE ANYMORE😭😭😭

[@rileycarter4798]

Probably

[@naulapommi666]

he does

[@dedicateddetails]

George is like Garfield, he always comes back for food.

[@ljr9365]

Outdoor cats always wander farther that their owners think. A safe kitty is an indoor kitty!

[@loudboyslive9112]

Gorge just using Ralph In his mind Ralph is a key 🔑

[@milesrose4778]

I wish I still had my cats, they were persian kitties and they would have looked glorious in a royal photo

[@unstableunicorn9104]

All my cat dose is sleep, eat and be a selfish brat. Edit - thanks for all the likes guys

[@biscuittin4874]

Haha lol

[@zodiaccat8559]

Lol them make them do something else

[@unstableunicorn9104]

To be honest she's living the life of luxury. I wish I was her

[@zainjaved18]

Unstable Unicorn same

[@bricksandclones7110]

My cat is very similar but there’s a bit more sleeping

[@TURPEG]

Reggie and George: friends Ralf and George: *Ima just wack you with a big fluffy tail*

[@joshadventureplazes]

Lol

[@bup489]

*R A L F*

[@Cntrysky]

That was such a cute video. Please make more like this of your cat's adventures.

[@candyflossgaming6987]

Imagine if you were in bed just woken up and you think your cuddling with Ralph but realise it’s goerge😂

[@bulva2955]

Very epic video I saw 5 seconda but I already know that it will be great.

[@zainjaved18]

Spoiler Alert It is Probaly Bella

[@supercarspotters8504]

3:45 Top 10 anime plot twists

[@samw3720]

It's almost like Ralph purposely takes a shorter time eating so George can eat more

[@joshadventureplazes]

I'm subbed to you

[@majoxt]

I freaking love your videos, I have laughed, I have cried, I have learned. Thank you, sir.

[@jessemarooplaysofficial]

Ralph looks soo cute in the night vision camera, he looks like a kitten 🐱!!!

[@h-Films]

wow less than a min ago I'm so happy

[@biscuittin4874]

Wow that’s crazy

[@omxls]

Damn, that's crazy.

[@owogacha6611]

Amazement, that's crazy.

[@GolDRoger-ly4rq]

I’m still crying about reggie :(

[@neilangelo2466]

George is one of the Phantom Fighters! IMMEDIATELY call the pizza delivery guy to subdue him!

[@joescofield8459]

Ralph: hey check see if my hooman is still recording me

[@thekelpblock]

I love💕 how you make these cat vids! And I Just have a cat like George but more skinny!

[@xXLunaSunXx]

how im so early literally 25 seconda ago

[@friend2730]

George looks like Jake (Warrior cats)

[@alistairlythgoe2294]

2:52 I'm in a fit

[@solidsnake3292]

George reminds me of my old cat. If he was an outdoor cat I’d bet he’d do something similar. Miss you, Mr. Boots.

[@cleopatra5682]

Thanks your videos have cheered me up. I've just lost my Puss-boy Badger he's been knocked down 😪 thankfully somebody kind handed his little body into the vets. My heart is broken I miss him so much he was part of the family. Till we meet again Badger 😍😻🙏🙌