my cats ruin everything

[@AlRoderick]

Orange cats radiate a zone of chaos energy around themselves. This is known as the gar field.

[@uzahbupoggle2032]

you win

[@Owesomasaurus]

Go to your room and think about what you have done.

[@sethturner5242]

OMG YES!

[@kevinhayes3672]

Purrfect

[@handlemonium]

😂😂😂

[@billyalarie929]

>”this is why I don’t let him in is because he wants to be the center attention” >3 minute video of you having him in the room with you

[@dantezco]

Exactly. If she let him enter often, it would be a way longer video.

[@DrQuizzler]

He seems to be in the room stealing the spotlight in a LOT of the videos on this channel.

[@rebsb4706]

"you're too strong! you're too big!" he is MAGNIFICENT

[@xx_xxxxx_xx4800]

garfield

[@lyrablack8621]

And dense! Don't forget dense

[@Alex-fu3mi]

he is ~resplendent~

[@downsjmmyjones101]

The random tail peeking out of the bottom of the screen is my favorite.

[@grmpEqweer]

_cue "Jaws" movie music theme_

[@CalvinChikelue]

Zoe: “Madness shows up everywhere…” Des: “Cheers! I’ll sneeze to that, bro”

[@tylercriss6435]

I think the cat improves every shot, gives it an air of chaos. Continue the script, ignore the cat. Your stoicism will be rewarded.

[@gillsmoke]

She' going to need a wall mount for her cam before that can happen. Desmond will tip over the tripod. Intentionally.

[@MayaSalila]

Hahaha yes!

[@dendritica1010]

Fun fact: The name Desmond, when translated into cat, means “Entropy”

[@johndemeritt3460]

I'd argue the point, Dendritica. Entropy can be a very orderly process. Desmond, on the other hand, is pure chaos. Well, mostly pure chaos . . . . There is a certain predictability to Desmond's antics. It can be expressed as, "If mom looks busy, get in her face. If mom does not look busy, ignore her. If there is any doubt, wander around and threaten to get in her face."

[@cynthmcgpoet]

If madness shows up everywhere and Desmond shows up everywhere, then madness is Desmond.

[@blarg2429]

@@johndemeritt3460 Entropy is literally the decline of order into chaos, but okay.

[@Wyattporter]

My dad’s theory is that orange cats are genetically predisposed to be lovey purr machines. The theory holds here.

[@staryellos]

as an orange cat owner can confirm this is true

[@zoe_bee]

Orange cats Best cats

[@simonalaniz1192]

my orange cat is a killing machine that hates humans so... not true for me

[@aminotarobot7486]

My orange cat (named her Pikachu lol) is also the most affectionate kitty I've ever known

[@evgeniipavlov5440]

Is Desmond a Golden British cat?

[@erin9711]

I’ve never felt more related to as a cat owner than with the casual threats to bake and eat your cat for being a menace.

[@oryx_85]

We always threaten our cat Lady that we will take her back to the mean streets of Rockville. Which is where her adoption papers says she was from. XD We though oh a solid white cat and they named her lady how cute. Went back through he papers about a year after adoption and realized it's not just Lady it was Lady Tremaine. 🤣🤔 It made more sense because they did tell us she wants to be the only pet in the home. Lol

[@ItsAllNunya]

Your angry Italian hands make your rage at his antics honestly precious simply bc it's a harmless expression of frustration at somebody you love

[@celestialbeas9214]

"Things that society does like" Desmond. Society likes Desmond.

[@shayshayshayshayshayshayshay]

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[@sharonskains5049]

My "Desmond" is gray and named Victor. I got him when he was abandoned by his mother and he still had to nurse, which meant that I had to feed him with a bottle every three hours around the clock for weeks. He thinks that I am his mom, and he has a tremendous sense of entitlement. I applaud your patience.

[@thehristokolev]

This is canon now: she killed Davis Aurini and took his toy skull.

[@notNajimi]

praxis?

[@groofay]

Zoe has done what even Harris Bomberguy could not accomplish. She is too powerful.

[@sebastienvondoom8615]

Nah, it's just Shaun hanging out.

[@peskypigeonx]

@@notNajimi Washington National?

[@nyancat8927]

@@groofay She is too dangerous to be left alive!

[@Frank-ju8qr]

*"This is my Desmoment"* -Desmond

[@ikerluz2220]

2:12 "I think it's because he's hungry" *Proceeds to eat her*

[@tarcisioe]

Please don't bake Desmond :( Fellow orange boye owner here, they're amazing. Although I don't think mine will get as big as Desmond, he looks really buff. Here it's his calico sister that is usually over me and my stuff, tho, and she's also the purr machine. The orange one only purrs on special occasions.

[@VeganAtheistWeirdo]

But really, this is just... how it is, when you've got cats. 🤷🤣🥰 Desmond just happens to be half as big as Zoe so it's even more comical when we see it! He's amazing and precious. Con*cat*ulations on your 100k! You've totally earned it. Yes, you, not Desmond, you. But I'm sure Desmond didn't hurt at all.

[@evanpeterjones]

If you make merch, Zoe, it ought to be Desmond perched on top of your chair filled with a stack of books.

[@nerdteacher]

I empathise so much. I'm writing this as a tiny grey floof is attached to my arm and has knocked all my notebooks on the floor *while I was writing in them*. My big grumpy less floof also maos through anything I try recording. x_x They're so cute, though!

[@kaamn1829]

*begrudging sigh of affection*= lol, that's it. that's what it is to own a cat. they're such problems, but damn if they don't make life better. Also, good to know I'm not the only one who threatens my cats with weird, but ominous things to get them to even _try_ to comply.

[@Alex-wl2li]

2:20 Zoe: talking about something Desmond: INTERCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC MISSILE LAUNCH

[@didograce3531]

Just when I thought I couldn't love this video any more than I already did, out come the furious Italian hands, lmaooo

[@Serge165]

I've seriously wanted this video for awhile, Zoe Bee

[@xzonia1]

Same, and I loved every second of it. Congrats on 100k, Zoe Bee! Glad I am here to be one of them. :)

[@Ozdical]

I really appreciate that you cut out of these from the original videos, even tho they're really funny and cute, it can easily derail the comment section when other more important things should be talked about, i also appreciate you putting this in a compilation cuz its just SO DAMN ADORABLE

[@MCKretin]

For the first time in my adult life, i have a work/music/office room with a door i can close. It has changed my life. Our cats like to paw aside the curtain, then sit and stare at me through the glass.

[@literaterose6731]

Desmond is definitely becoming famous in his own right! (Written as my Robin is nudging the iPad off my lap so he can get on it…) And “I will put you in the oven and bake you!” is now my new favorite fake threat! Thank *you* for your amazing work. You’ve catapulted into my top favorite creators with remarkable speed, and I’ve shared your work with others. So very impressive!

[@angelprat6080]

the "bonk" sound that his head hitting the glass is everything hahajsjs

[@Macailbert]

Honestly at this point, Desmond demanding attention and making noise is just your brand, and it's what I expect when I tune into your videos. Personally, I'd say don't change that about your recording style, let him be a distracting orange chaos ball that amuses us and warms our hearts while you talk about important progressive topics.

[@jjkthebest]

"I will put you in the oven and bake you" Woah did not see that coming.

[@Reveticate]

You can't own a cat without promising it a brutal death for being too mischievous. It's impossible.

[@dalstein3708]

Desmond: Remember, it was ME who got you to 100k subs. So I think I deserve some treats and cuddles now.

[@chuckthunder781]

Zoe: We're about to find out if there's enough room in here to swing a cat

[@christiananderson4909]

I'm not sure what steals this compilation more. . . that beautiful cat, or those awesome collared sweaters.

[@victortineo9278]

“I will put you in the oven and bake you” I SAY LITERALLY THE SAME TO MY PETS

[@best_of_ant]

My favorite thing about your channel is when you leave out clips of your cats sabotaging your filming lol

[@meduimrareberries5888]

"You cannot eat my earrings" -Zoe Bee, 2021

[@RazorFringe2]

One part of brain: Hmm, must be difficult to film and keep in the flow of the script with such an assertive animal. Other part of the brain: Ooooohhhh, look at the adorable kitty cat miaow miaow miaow miaow miaowwwww~

[@grmasdfII]

Not being able to do anything without a cat interfering is one of the best problems to have.

[@saulitix]

"You are SO LOUD" are the exact words I use everytime I get to pet my GF's cat and she purrs

[@jt_hopp]

He sneezed so often and she said "Bless you" once! Gesundheit, Desmond!

[@esthermcafee5293]

TIL cats sneeze - and it’s adorable. Congrats on the 100K!

[@makman13]

Oh my. Thank you for this little bit of levity. As a fellow multi-cat owner, I know how it can be when you're trying to work. If you so much as have a hint of wanting to concentrate on something important such as filming a video, the kitty must come along and butt in, figuratively and literally. Maddening, but that's why we love them so, too.

[@WrensNose]

This is exactly why I love cats so much, they do those little things that remind you there always there and make you laugh a little

[@safala]

Desmond interrupting you while filming has the exact same energy as my cat (or cats, depending on the day) sitting on my table and swatting my pencil or brush while I write. Edit: I swear, there are days when all three of them form a circle around whatever paper I’m working on and swat my pencil/ brush one by one.

[@johnjordan3552]

The downsides of being an evil mastermind with a horde of cats

[@wbedard]

Sure, Desmond is the star of this video and he's great...but I just wanted to say that I love your shirt (collars) at 1:13. Also, you apparently have enough "unintended" footage that you should consider adding a Bloopers section after the main content to reward viewers who stick around until the end. I'm seeing this more and more from KZbinrs and the format works pretty well!

[@30secondsflat]

Quick correction: I think you misspelled “IMPROVE” with the letters “R-U-I-N”

[@randomasspirate3630]

To paraphrase a brilliant comment I found on one of your videos: Cats don't care about your filmings. Plus you give off perpetually pissed off but nice English teacher vibes in this.

[@Serge165]

@1:12 Holy crap, Desmond has a REAL purrmotor

[@Micetticat]

The presence of a cat causes the number of views to rise automatically to the 4th power.

[@Samtar]

I have so many songs that I'm sure if you turned things up at the wrong time you'd hear a cat meowing (that I don't even know about). Also I'm pretty sure the last chorus of my video/song "Wizard of the Mountains" the camera shakes a little because Stella knocks the tripod - and my face sorta goes into a smile , but I play it off pretty cool - I think?

[@christophercharles9645]

Desmond won't stop until he gets his own channel. I think you'd only be depressed by how quickly he'd reach 100k subscribers. I have an older model Desmond (named Sidd) and can tell you they don't get any less insistent or sneezy with age.

[@theyxaj]

Ayyyy! Congrats on 200k subs! I was watching for the cute cats, but I also noticed how your channel has grown :)

[@AUnicorn666]

you: *recording a video* desmond: I AM THE STAR OF THIS!

[@naehalmulazim]

Congrats on 100K! That "Ow!" at the chin shot through my soul. Did he bite your chin? XD Desmond ftw!

[@Ash_W04]

0:57 I do this too 😭 I tell my cats they’ll be all sorts of food

[@sobertillnoon]

Desmond reminds me so much of my Dr. Terry Walsh. (A cat)

[@wax9798]

Me: wants to give my cat attention… My cat: literally no where, ceases to exist, no longer on this plane of existence Me: trying to be productive, get ready for anything, make a video call, sleep, exist… My cat: headbuts and screaming, chaos incarnate, eater of worlds, bringer of the end

[@tomy8339]

Awwww ......... he's adorable and so friendly! 🐈

[@robinshorrosh282]

I never realized you had a blanket over your chair. If it's anything like mine it's been torn to pieces XD

[@Kokoamaya935]

You cook Desmond?! You chuck him in the oven like the Souffle? Jail! Jail for Zoe Bee for One Thousand Years!!!

[@elevatorsbylexi]

All orange cats share one single braincell

[@jzoobs]

1:15 the pan and scan to the tail 😭😭😭😭 omg this amazing

[@loyaultemelie7909]

Desmond’s sneezes spark all the joy even if they’re loud

[@kedabro1957]

KZbinrs completely underestimate the appeal of random pets intruding. It is literally the most attractive and humorous gimmick that exists. Especially when their constantly appearances and disappearances break continuity. You should all just let it happen. Viewers will love it.

[@AnxiousGary]

So unspeakably adorable! And congrats on 100,000k!

[@valtteripennanen4043]

I have two cats, about 12 old. They're named Viivi and Manu. Manu: Is the more chaotic and loud one Viivi: The orange one who likes pets, food, treats and views your lap as a comfy bed

[@Agent719]

"I will put you in the oven and bake you! I will make a kitty souffle!" Amazing. :D

[@eloquence5134]

I think our cats might've been separated at birth, my little guy is just as "wonderful" as yours.

[@IanBenedict]

Desmond just has impeccable production taste

[@seanthebluesheep]

To be clear, I've never seen one of your videos, I've never heard of this channel, and never seen it in my recommended feed, but this made it through and I'm on the verge of subscribing purely because of Desmond and Charles.

[@hlnbee]

You will not believe it-our surname is Bee and one of our cats was named Zoe!

[@patrickwilliams7078]

Wait till he starts scratching your wallpaper When you have cats forget about having nice expensive things

[@GillamtheGreatest]

and i thought i was the only person to threaten my pets with a good baking

[@lucassworldofletsplays9270]

Such a cute kitty! I hope he lives a long and happy life!

[@HerrIMorke]

Congrats on 100k! I have loved watching you grow and get to this point. You always hold my attention in a way few others do. Oh, and Zoe does very well with her content too.

[@applesauce17]

“you’re too dense!” best line ever

[@eathonhowell7414]

"It's time to go" she says as the cat proceeds to further burrow into her lap.

[@mc_zittrer8793]

Desmond's an adorable lil' punk. Much like my little ginger buddy.

[@michellebarnett2046]

Congrats on the 100k and having two very good orange dinguses AND the move!!! All the best!

[@RecklessFables]

I can't wear sweaters around the house for this very reason. My cats get caught in the loose weave and it goes badly for the fabric.

[@brandonf863]

Alternative title: 'my cats make everything better' xD

[@PandanaJim]

🎶Desmond the Chair-cat🎶 Zoe: How did you get here? The End

[@TheJovian16]

Your feline overlord cares not for your film schedule. You are to pet your feline overlord whenever and wherever they desire pets.

[@CalamityCan]

Desmond is the best character in the ZBCU (Zoe Bee Cinematic Universe)

[@zthehuman7051]

“Desmond, Desmond! _furious Italian hands_ I will put you in the oven and bake you” -Zoe bee

[@totlyepic]

Holy shit! You're already at 100k! You earned it, dude. The eyeballs were well-placed.

[@jonozoom]

I've been trained by my cat to find the assholery endearing so all of their chaos just makes me feel happy to see it 😂 congratulations on 100k!

[@andriytaranishyn1361]

This is the cutest, most wholesome 100 000 sub video I've seen! Congrats to all of you ;)

[@cee20.5]

You're doing great! Just keep it up and I'll be along for the ride, wherever you may venture! Oh, and good luck with the whole moving thing you've got going on. Cheers!

[@mr.hidden9242]

As soon as I knew you owned cats, I knew this video would come one day...

[@DrQuizzler]

There an old detective show in Canada called "Republic of Doyle" where these two PIs have a young over-eager, scene-stealing assistant detective named Desmond or "Des". Just thought you might like to know.

[@rorypercival3634]

Zoe: makes informative commentary content on a range of different topics as a rapidly growing KZbinr. Everyone watching this video: cats

[@mazoa]

"i will put you in the oven and bake you" new favorite quote.

[@BigEmLittleDeeBigEm88]

one day, you'll finally know... nothing you are doing means anything if it's not holding him, petting him, feeding him, showing him you love him. that is all. and I'm here for all of it. new subscriber.

[@SylviusTheMad]

I can't decide whether the cats are gigantic or Zoe is tiny, but I can't ask, because that would be super-creepy. So now I appear to be dedicated to examining the objects in frame to determine scale. Zoe holding up specific books helps a lot.

[@sphortball8503]

hi Zoe Bee!! i don't know if you will read this specific comment, but talking to a wall is better than not talking. you speaking is like a snake hypnotizing me, and just when i least expect it, i actually learn a small amount of something. Please keep making whatever you want or feel like at the time because no matter what, even if it's low effort content, like a quick rant or something PEOPLE WILL WATCH IT. I WILL WATCH IT. i binge watch your videos and have a playlist dedicated to them. it's like when Disney+ gives you a really good show but there's only 6 episodes. i just realised i'm rambling and have no point to this comment. have a good day!

[@sphortball8503]

fun fact: Zoe Bee read this specific comment

[@thefatherinthecave943]

I like that you look like the person to own 2 orange cats

[@nerdfatha]

Bravo! we just adopted two kittens a month ago and they really do get into EVERY THING.

[@TheLeftistCooks]

Sometimes when you give the people what they want it's just Good.

[@vanlepthien6768]

A friend wrote a song, "Kitty on the keyboard", to the tune of "Let It be". The chorus was "Let her be".