MY CRAZY EX-GIRLFRIEND POISONED ME...

100,000 Likes and I'll break into my own house
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[@dawsynlarson696]

When she said “you’ll never find another girl like me” you missed a prime opportunity to say “ that’s the point”

[@神の人-f2k]

Epic comeback.

[@dawsynlarson696]

@Anthony Fakhoury ay good shit man

[@Waterlord767]

sO oRiGiNaL

[@Angel2cool_123]

If i was luna i would throw up on her purse if i saw that bottle

[@venyroque]

DAMN

[@AkiDave]

The girl: “you’ll never find another girl like me!” Everyone in the comments: “I hope not”

[@Rvckpods]

Lmao fax but also bro just being straight up could you sub to my channel 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@fadedking2319]

Lmao facts my g and nah man sorry

[@soapmactavish5038]

@@Rvckpods really -_-

[@phynix5426]

😂

[@pancakes3491]

We should hope so we could have more story’s like this but idk at the same time

[@mdviperx]

"you'll never find another one like me" WHY WOULD HE WANT TO

[@Rvckpods]

Lmaoo fax but also bro just being straight up could you sub to my channel 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@opmistic3459]

@@Rvckpods Stop advertising under every comment

[@kriptic3587]

@@Rvckpods nobody cares

[@beats._fordayz5500]

To have more story times?

[@youhalfchewednerfbullet6209]

“What’s his name?” “Jake” “It wasn’t actually Jake”

[@sixpathsgaming4553]

Duh duh duh

[@dbgrichforever4937]

Jake Paul

[@Isaacsdailyvlogs]

Bro how many girlfriends has Luna had? Mans a player

[@apkalan5332]

I swear mostly every story it's about a ex

[@myzoo2856]

IKR lol

[@That0negamer_]

XD so true lol

[@itsjess7416]

If this was true they wouldn't have been girlfriends they would've just been flings, lol?

[@dat.one_lightskin6218]

Luna is trying to make an Ex-Girlfriend army

[@Randome_69]

Name if that happens it will probably be worst than the nazi's

[@frenczxzen8030]

"The League of Evil Ex's

[@Boo27340]

Shhhh don't tell them

[@SXCREDJLEE]

His army gon be bigger than bts army 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@theogssj6paths114]

Imagine if they all teamed up to take over the world

[@drakemclovin4443]

FUN FACTS: This man has enough storytimes that if u put them in one video it last 3 years worth of minutes

[@Rvckpods]

Damn is that a fact? But also bro just being straight up could you sub to my channel 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@Mjc937]

That’s cool to no

[@gsav1320]

This man is either a creative genius or his life is insane

[@lolimlom7872]

I'm gonna say his life is insane cause that would be extremely hard to make these up

[@crazy922blade]

It’s usually grandparents who tell these stories because, y know, they’ve lived for ages. But some in their 20s? If all the stories he tells are true, then I am deeply impressed.

[@FreshPrincex4]

@@lolimlom7872 right? Lol nobody can't make this up I don't think

[@lowkeykhaotik]

i literally love your videos luna, you have literally helped me thru restless nights of pain. as dumb as that sounds, i always go to bed listening to your videos, they calm me down and help me sleep. best youtuber istg.

[@phoggy8739]

Get your “Luna’s life should be a movie ticket ticket ticket” tickets here

[@Rvckpods]

I’ll take one but also bro just being straight up could you sub to my channel 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@sunsetliquid8534]

Oh shut the fuck up how original 👏👏👏

[@shayde3428]

Jordan Rucker Dude...Don’t self promo on a yt comment section I respect the grind but that kinda forced...

[@brandononnen7357]

thank you. :)

[@dankityspankity7750]

Hey guys I post story videos too so check them out

[@lilgobllinn6127]

I tried talking to you on discord but I did become friends with a couple of yours and tbh your friends are legends just like you

[@Sacred_Lui2]

i doubt it

[@juno7995]

@@Sacred_Lui2 i would like to make a request shut up

[@michelinman1064]

Everyone asking why she is crazy Me asking: what is deap fried oreos

[@sethbowling]

Oreos that are battered and deep fried. Mostly found at fairs along with funnel cakes. Pretty self explanatory. It's in the name. You could've just googled it.

[@clashofarenas6246]

Gods glorious creation sent from above

[@alphaskateboarding6048]

I just asked

[@bluesus261]

It’s deep btw

[@michelinman1064]

@@bluesus261 spelling error

[@earapecentral3451]

Was literally waiting on this

[@2lbs]

🧢

[@ieatbatteries9998]

🧢

[@prexxu5701]

🧢

[@bampky24]

🧢

[@Isaacsdailyvlogs]

Bro you inspired me to make my own storytimes Keep it up Luna love your stuff been watching for years

[@Rvckpods]

Good luck bro but also just being straight up could you sub to my channel 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@watermelone2028]

When there’s one dude thats first u know ur early...

[@earapecentral3451]

Tru

[@darkpotatoking5078]

Is that me

[@2lbs]

Kinda

[@Rvckpods]

Lmao that’s fax but also bro just being straight up could you sub to my channel 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@radxz.]

@@Rvckpods earn your subs, stop begging ur literally under every comment just stop ur earning nothing but inactive subscribers

[@bookiesha4286]

Your song is probably the best thing I’ve ever listened too! I’ve been listening to it on repeat all school day

[@-flexinn]

POV: you came straight to the comments before watching the video

[@earapecentral3451]

Yes

[@2lbs]

Well Yes but no

[@teratoidelf9112]

Yup

[@chrishansen1080]

No

[@zotezproductions352]

Are you stalking me

[@davidlimas9439]

I- if this ever happened to me I’d “stay” with her and “poison” all her food💀 Yes I’m a huge fan of revenge

[@jbu.i]

arent we all?

[@AltPranks]

People who have been watching Luna for over a year now ->

[@quihlz]

3😎

[@benpretty8230]

Small break in between but about 2-3

[@wobbert]

@@benpretty8230 Same here, bruv

[@2lbs]

Sometime in 2015 idk tbh

[@ezyclaps2910]

Yesir

[@nxlo7224]

I love how Austin says this video is crazy in every video but they’re all crazy

[@aarongutierrez2401]

Nobody Luna: ThIs wAs OnE oF tHa mORe CrAZy onE's

[@2lbs]

Oh shi 🤭

[@Rvckpods]

Lmaoo but they all r crazy but also bro just being straight up could you sub to my channel 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@simpletonproductions]

@@Rvckpods no, I don’t think I will...

[@erikortega3186]

U know it gets awkward when they ask if they can come to the party with u

[@mdbarkatullah7636]

That’s crazy, appreciate you telling the story man.

[@harri464]

Austin’s life is literally the most interesting life ever

[@Rvckpods]

It Fr is but also bro just being straight up could you sub to my channel 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@opmistic3459]

@@Rvckpods stfu

[@harri464]

@@opmistic3459 ahahahahaa

[@curly_daddy4369]

I feel like story time people are gods like they have hundreds of diffrent stories and things that probobly should get them seriously hurt but no

[@antmessick9938]

Luna: has very interesting stories happen to him Me: sitting under my covers in bed and wondering what happened to my life

[@braydens9077]

Me too

[@Rvckpods]

Lmaoo but also bro just being straight up could you sub to my channel 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@averagedbzfan7041]

if luna made a draw my life imagine how long it would be

[@Isaacsdailyvlogs]

Lmao this is amazing prolly 3 days

[@noahmoody1027]

Bro he should really do that

[@averagedbzfan7041]

im trying to get this liked by luna

[@dravendeisley1534]

Austin's life would blow up on netflix ngl

[@og_3rd_st_saint_gat]

Why do I get the feeling this ex will find out about this video and track Luna down

[@Malyt538]

@Travis RylandDavis LMFAO

[@StrykerHighlights]

These kinds of videos make me wanna stay single no cap

[@wobbert]

I've stayed up until 12:00 AM on school nights or not, waiting for a new upload. I also showed some of my friends your channel and now they're hooked as well.

[@Rvckpods]

Same but also bro just being straight up could you sub to my channel 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@isayrosas1085]

When I'm baked asf i can't stop laughing

[@Rvckpods]

Lmao but also bro just being straight up could you sub to my channel 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@opmistic3459]

@@Rvckpods stfu

[@giant_giga_chad]

Man, Luna has some CRAZY storys

[@quoixd4773]

Yooo first finally

[@SFXvolution]

Nice

[@earapecentral3451]

You actually are

[@chance-death5068]

Lol

[@wmh-gm9xj]

No one gives af

[@Fynomenon]

Исошвщыщ

[@DanielHernandez-kp1gv]

Loved the story time and keep doing what you're doing and stay safe

[@Reaper-mg4gj]

“You’ll never find another girl like me” yeah that’s kinda the point.

[@juanpepe101yt3]

Luna you should play rust for the back round I think all of us will love it

[@jasonm4622]

Make this a Luna appreciation comment for being entertaining my day

[@liltay.4202]

Luna u da man cuhz ong love ur story times

[@lilxtokoy474]

The next video is my crazy ex girlfriend was trying to kill me

[@zackftw2748]

It’s always a good day when Luna uploads

[@zeek7617]

Claim your “here before thousands views” ticket

[@trapp2y246]

Ok

[@2lbs]

ight

[@Isaacsdailyvlogs]

Damnn too late

[@ieatbatteries9998]

@@Isaacsdailyvlogs same

[@goawayguzman7474]

Lmao too late

[@doomp3gu1n86]

Bro same things happened to me this is very relatable

[@rajendrakumarsingh9512]

I have a feeling that this story is going to be a pretty crazy/good one....in my opinion.

[@Bmurrrr]

What’s up Luna you inspire me to make videos like you do

[@locusfocusxz6174]

Luna: this story is SO CRAZY my ex poisons me Next vid Luna:this story is SO CRAZY my dog had a knife

[@TheStonerFoos]

Next story, MY DOGS, BROTHERS, SISTERS, COUSINS, UNCLES, DAD KILLED ME

[@vampxire9814]

Day 2 of trying to get Luna to notice me...

[@2lbs]

From one Luna supporter to another, try harder 💯

[@vampxire9814]

@@2lbs I’ve been a day one supporter 🙏🏽 but cheers my guy

[@2lbs]

@@vampxire9814 from one day one supporter to another, I love you ❤️

[@Isaacsdailyvlogs]

Best of luck bro

[@vampxire9814]

@@Isaacsdailyvlogs thanks man

[@justindenney-hall5875]

Luna My heart goes out to anyone who has trust issues because they got hurt by someone they were in a relationship with, but that doesn't give them the right to abuse the person they are currently with Namaste.

[@jacksonpowers9101]

Also Luna your doing great keep up with the stories

[@Zay243]

austin you always make my day

[@frostedcozmicz4817]

Who else listens to Luna storys like spotify just have phone in ur pocket with headphones in and just doing everyday stuff

[@crypticutopia7228]

Luna video 1: I think this is a pretty crazy one Luna video 9999999: I think this is a pretty crazy one

[@Rvckpods]

They all are though but also bro just being straight up could you sub to my channel 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@crypticutopia7228]

@@Rvckpods yeah for sure man

[@TheRealSUGERR]

And now I’m gonna overthink when my friends bring me food

[@anthony_1777]

You know the story is going to be crazy when Luna says "I think this story is pretty crazy so far"

[@Rvckpods]

Lmaoo every video but also bro just being straight up could you sub to my channel 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@Snow-jt4dd]

Omg luna has si many stories, when does he have a animated show Luna(animated): Allow us to introduce ourselves

[@ilysonny9766]

List of what austin stories are about: Drugs Crazy ex Crazy babysitters Fights

[@angelogeremia3654]

“What’s your crazy gf” Luna all of them😳😂😂😂😂💀

[@The_man0927]

Luna is every story time a true story

[@omerfirer1312]

-"You know what Austin? Youre never gonna find another one like me" -"Yeah, I sure hope so"

[@snail2661]

I needed to watch this twice because the first time i was confused by what the hell was happening in the game

[@legocitypolicedepartment5038]

Some people just have crazy lives

[@cabbageandcucumbers846]

DAMMIT AUSTIN STOP MAKING ENEMIES, MAKE A FRIEND ONCE IN A WHILE

[@abdulrahmanmahdi2919]

Bro you’re story’s are better then netflix

[@juliangarcia3866]

Luna "This is in the top 5 of all my crazy ex stories" I'm just wondering what's crazier than a girl trying to poison you?

[@ARandomRookie]

I might be getting your merch for Christmas

[@carson064]

I’m a simple man. Luna posts I click.

[@Sto_nedt]

Imagine having a timeline of all his stories altogether.

[@golden2421]

Yeees been waiting 💯🔥

[@andrewgomez9664]

Yooooo Austin i just bought merch haven't gotten it yet but It looks like really good quality keep up the good work💯🐐

[@mafia4720]

These videos literally save my life at school

[@zacklol2434]

His merch is better than any off white I’ve looked at

[@snorlax7391]

Facts

[@shaneweidler13]

When I watch your videos, I never read the title, because I like to hear him say it in the video for dramatic effect.

[@mitchellheuser8769]

“She took it to a completely nother level”😂 they always do

[@tomu8769]

Game is called Sunset Overdrive

[@jedi481bbx4]

2:06 from State Farm

[@mydnyte4138]

Your vids are life lol. I love them, watch all the old ones too

[@tonyfrmpc]

me: What are deep fried oreos Luna: Oreos that are deep fried

[@luisvasquez664]

my Ex was exactly like this thinking I'm cheating when im out with friends or family

[@devwithbev1411]

Luna has a streak of that car game he plays

[@chimaera5243]

I seriously had a dream that luna had a new song out.

[@immortalflame9466]

Imagine all of his ex-girls friends teamed up on him, he ain't surviving that sadly

[@kdvsam]

Can’t wait for the “My Crazy Ex Came Back” video next week

[@rihannadunn475]

Love these videos

[@apaturesirpad1793]

I like your funny words magic Man

[@bumkinskates4244]

Bruh next Luna video gonna be crazy ex ties me down and makes me do crack

[@joshgriffin7646]

I had a female friend that was obsessed with me. I was so scared of her I threw away any food or drink that she gave to me at school in fear of her doing something to it.

[@drewduplessis6496]

Luna you should try to get a true life story

[@turkey_dlite8846]

100% I would’ve called the cops got her arrested and then I’ll be giving the exact same evil smirk

[@acrioo]

if you see this you’re cute

[@rixrixrixrix]

Thanks

[@ExitNoel]

nou

[@danielwoodenlegs9153]

Tay

[@dreambean5925]

Yo sup QuteyPie

[@Datman-xd3of]

[@itzyayo5602]

AYOOOOOO LUNA love the vids ur the best

[@JavierGarcia-vf7xl]

I’m convinced that Lunas dislikes are just all his ex girlfriend’s or that one baby sitter

[@fr0styx777]

I was just looking for a story to here then I I just noticed you posted

[@milesthompson843]

Thx for the consistent uploads

[@wubba0861]

Every vid Luna: I think this ones a pretty crazy one

[@kartercompton1755]

I should be asleep but I can't stop watching his vids

[@MichaelJohnson-re8hf]

All the girls that are crazy are upsoosed with all the yt story teller's ON GOD

[@thezestiest7972]

sunset overdrive is seriously underrated

[@hitmanagent424]

yo luna i’ve been subbed and watching you for 3 years and enjoyed every single video since