My Dawning present was so bad that I had to make a video about it

Starting off the new year right.
Just bring back SRL next time bungo pls

[@zengeshithezenith5545]

Eva after he opens the gift”OKAY BACK TO WORK.”

[@christophermccurdy6901]

Shes like an old German Grandma.

[@Metal-Gear-Solid-K_M]

@@christophermccurdy6901 latina grandma because she says Carlos and Maria with a Latin accent and her name is similar

[@iDrinkJ4ck]

This game mocks its own players on various occasions, with this being the most obvious instance. Depressing because the grind is truly a waste

[@im_f2p_btw]

"back to the gulag for you, guardian"

[@jefftraboulsy8631]

@@Metal-Gear-Solid-K_M gross

[@lazyhunter8607]

"Throwing grenades" - 2 discipline

[@mr.stealyourgirl1104]

Shaxx is proud of you

[@emilsingapurcan8054]

Congrats, you played yourself. Amazing cos 66 is pretty good by my standards too

[@gabrielgalasso4899]

I feel like the best thing about the dawning was Eva's face glitch

[@Lushen_Lu]

It has happened many times before during solstice and festival.

[@ryplayz1566]

Lmfao best thing ever

[@Segun.]

This event was such a disappointment. The only thing I was hyped for were the skins. But then they weren’t available without spending extra money. Just sad

[@gokunorris5351]

Thought that only was happening to me lol

[@shaquilleoatmeal5332]

@@Segun. you can buy all of the skin for bright dust. 6k for every set

[@jotunnd5563]

The double ordeal rewards are fine. The ordeal rewards: aEoN sOuL

[@themyster1ous01]

Double Aeons with hipfire grip

[@ninjanibba6838]

@@themyster1ous01 why hipfire

[@cksupreme]

I got chromatic fire 4 times in a row. I wish this was fake.

[@maxnovakovics2568]

Honestly this strike is so punishing to farm i consider the double rewards to really just barely make it worth it. Lake of Shadows with a normal drop rate would net you more materials per hour guaranteed

[@Kuhmodo]

The Glassway kind of sucks too lol. We made the joke "Man what if we do all this bullshit for an aeon whatever?" And then one of us got the fucking aeon swifts. I almost uninstalled 😂😂😂

[@thomasowens412]

Cayde 6's death: "There is no reality in which this gift is acceptable"

[@peratattica]

do you call Cayde's death a gift

[@thomasowens412]

Well I mean it's the best dlc ever soooooooo

[@hat3rgaming959]

Gift?

[@curtisburner6203]

@@thomasowens412 taken king was better but yeah

[@youraveragehotdog6836]

@@curtisburner6203 hella cap, destiny 2 is just better than d1 and I'm a year 1 player

[@cobaltepsilon1080]

The nail in the Coffin was "2" Discipline for a grenade centric exotic.

[@Anchor-Supreme]

Yep, that’s all you get for your grinding: -Aeon Souls -Probably a shitty ghost shell -A legendary emote you won’t use -Another shit roll of another event weapon -One golf ball

[@clearlywrong6520]

See that window over there? That one, halfway down the hallway. I'm gonna crouch-jump out of it.

[@LimeLemons]

Well I got getaway artist from mine soooooo I'm happy with it

[@Sonichero151]

I could use golf balls though.......

[@ikelos8190]

i didnt even get a golf ball

[@ikelos8190]

i got aeon , legendary ghost shell, legendary emote and a shitty glacioclasm

[@aeon.starch]

Eva twitching is me when I try to smile.

[@phroggy1994]

Trying to smile for picture day at school

[@mase8832]

This event was the classic " I wasn't expecting anything from you and you still managed to dissapoint me" and "I didn't even pay for this but I feel like should get my money back" 2 in 1.

[@cee_ves]

This is the equivalent of your boss handing you a shitty Christmas bonus and then saying now return to your desk

[@igamergods8068]

*Looks at high stat rolled Aeon Soul* Tower NPC: "That's impossible" 0:38

[@francisharkins]

Hahaha yeah its high stat rolled, but ironically not the stat it needs. It has only 2 in discipline and the perk only triggers off grenade throws. So big old poopy exotic.

[@lotuscat3173]

@@francisharkins this

[@FaThEr_GUUF]

I'm dying 🤣

[@gabrielpineirogarcia2078]

Guardian: *opens last gift* The cliff of the tower: *Guardian down!*

[@midnightmelony7840]

one of the npcs said just as you scrolled on that aeon soul saying, "thats impossible." imo talk about perfect timing by that npc

[@bickure8850]

That’s why with bungie you keep your expectations very low so you don’t end up being disappointed

[@aoi89387]

Bro remember when destiny was good

[@kalicula7718]

They where already low, but I suppose they can always go lower...

[@knefehaj1056]

I expect and ascendant shard but instead we got 5 legendary shards

[@lightbearer1550]

I didn't even bother partaking in this event I had such low hopes. Now they are justified

[@aoi89387]

@@knefehaj1056 you should get a golf ball for the generous

[@mariisleaf4508]

Eva: “OkAy bACk to WOrK” Him: *so anyway, I started blasting*

[@itsdietime6382]

Lol i love the little "that's impossible" from the npc.

[@soapksa07]

bungie have unique rewards for the event tower npc: impossible

[@archpriestofthechurchoftea7272]

I like how you just stood there and stared at her for a couple of seconds

[@therecklesswarlock6439]

And I thought it was going to be some unique exotic of something

[@nantynarker5498]

They would have told us if that was the case

[@ashb7]

Woulda been datamined weeks ago. Which is sad from both ends

[@ejsanta6524]

I was hoping for catalysts for a bunch of weapons

[@lestat305]

Yo i just bought erianas vow anyone know how to get the catalyst?

[@BladesofElysian]

@@lestat305 gunsmith

[@stephentremblay1465]

Its like getting socks and a couple of Hershey's Kisses for Christmas.

[@aidansilvia2663]

Eva really had all that good will and destroyed it on the spot.

[@ghostassassin1107]

Reminds me of CDPR.

[@theycallmemotivated2317]

Everyone hating on their gifts but all the good shit bungie devs make goes right to eververse’s store. This company doomed this game.

[@flourichs4030]

Agreed. Such a waste, most of the devs probably hate it

[@hithere5553]

@@CatsandBoots935 let’s say, hypothetically, bungee had a triannual “expansion” that advances the story and, for the sake of argument, let’s call these “seasons”

[@theycallmemotivated2317]

@@CatsandBoots935 would’ve been cool with me if they didn’t do this while the game was payed for with money to begin with. It just sucks dick

[@flourichs4030]

@@CatsandBoots935 yeah it's not solely a FTP game though. All the actual content requires DLC purchase so doesn't really make sense. Although I don't really care to much either way, the game is an insult to players time invested now.

[@jthegreatcrate4031]

@@CatsandBoots935 They now have the season pass which is around 80 dollars if you got all 3 mini seasons to go alongside the major expansion. I'm happy the game is free to play don't get me wrong, but other than the raid and new planet the only thing that constantly refeshes is the eververse store. Ik game development is hard and takes awhile, but when i saw Destiny was one of the most top grossing games (on steam i believe), i was frustrated to see that it seemed money was not put into further improving the games infrastructure. We wanted better DEDICATED servers for a while now for a smoother more secure game to run. But oh well, at least we have crossplay coming soon lol

[@kingofearls3752]

I actually love the jubilant dance lmao. The utter disrespect you can bestow upon someone you just killed in crucible with it is otherworldly

[@abarekiller-le7hv]

One eyed mask,golf ball,cold front and the box that you get from turning in cookies,this feels like something bungie through at that last minute

[@nchicken_4815]

It was a really good gift for new light players that don’t have all the exotics or ascendant shards, but bad for all people who aren’t new players

[@thegamblershunt]

I feel like that's one of the really BIG issues bungie has is that for an RPG they cater WAY too much to their new players, and don't give enough to more dedicated players

[@whisperingdorito1456]

I didn't have any armor exotics so far and as a hunter I got some gauntlets, that only boosts side arms, when I don't even use side arms at all, they are my worst weapon type. I don't think this exotic will help poeple newer than me either, only the legendary weapons maybe

[@gabrielpineirogarcia2078]

"When I lost Carlos and Moria-" Im sorry grandma but if they died is because of the aeon exotic you got them

[@tupo8516]

I love how when he hovers over aeon soul some guy in the background says “that’s impossible”

[@maniacalcoast2742]

The least it could’ve done was given us the set for the character we picked it up on, yk the dawning ornaments

[@Reweralness]

Aeons got buffed. This aged like milk that is not yet past it's expiration date

[@alexshapsenzon254]

Bungie is the king of trolls, this is by far the worst event finale ever, random junk in a box that no one wanted, I mean holy crap, Bungie is going to catch hell for this on their community boards.

[@SergalCheeseHead]

That would imply they actually listen Bungie caught decent hell for the sunsetting bullcrap and they didn't change course, instead we have delusional moron Luke Smith now moving to sunset Supers like Nova Warp

[@hiunaut2833]

@@SergalCheeseHead They are sunsetting what now? Why the fuck are they removing supers?

[@plague6566]

I hoped that they had some kind of hidden Exotic weapon/armor but- Nah who am I kidding

[@KhârnTheAngry]

Eeeeh i mean, guardian games is still to me the worst shit ever created by bungie, after OEM and the stun mechanic but like, it really is bad

[@SergalCheeseHead]

@@hiunaut2833 I could describe Luke Smith's delusional drool, but instead I'll just stay the real reason Because Bungie are lazy garbage devs who would rather remove the Forsaken supers to make moving the base Light supers to the cruddy Stasis system easier, as well as to simply not have to balance them. There's also the theory that Bungie/Luke Smith are simply butt hurt that the community praises Forsaken(A DLC made mostly by outside devs) over all their slop(every other DLC) and simply want to purge anything Forsaken out of the game(Take this theory with a grain of salt though)

[@prismgames]

Love how you can see Eva twitching in the background while opening the present

[@aguywith5names362]

I honestly thought we were getting Heir Apparent... missed opportunity man.

[@michaelcunningham2111]

That was a guardian games exclusive exotic bungie accidentally put it into the vauly because they didnt realize it was too soon. So sadly we have to wait till spring to see it again

[@atrekkytribble6572]

Hindsight 20/20, Eva knew the Aeon buff was coming.

[@Silhohen]

Ahaha I just got apotheosis veil with 65 base, 3 recov and 5 discipline. I'm right there with ya my dude.

[@kaizerkeith2771]

Ha, I closed my game as soon as I got an Aeon Safe out of the reward.

[@mattj500]

This game is so stale now its actually just a meme

[@Mongussy1]

i didnt even get an emote or other cosmetics

[@car0ndelet]

Big F

[@markus9641]

Same. Only thing I got was an exotic I already owned and an ugly dawning sparrow from many seasons ago.

[@Mongussy1]

@@markus9641 i didnt even got sparrows or ships just a golfball and a bad rolled crown of tempests

[@lunasglowalt]

I got an exotic hunter chest peice that I wanted. An ascendant shard, and two ugly emotes.

[@ghostassassin1107]

Damn. That's just rough.

[@phroggy1994]

Omg this happened to me twice with Eva's face i have a clip of it except she's being a total spaz lolol

[@betterdevils8734]

I got a slight chill down my spine. It tells me that some lucky fool got a good exotic armor roll while most of us are heaving through the worst of it all.

[@SparkyShepard]

I got bombardies. I get them like once every week and i main stompees.

[@keymash-aimciamciamalk8630]

Guess what xur is selling? More bombardiers

[@michaelcunningham2111]

Bombardies suck so much. There is litterly no point to that exotic and they look terrible. Why did they even think of it

[@FaThEr_GUUF]

Lolololol. I was like, "Oh calm down, Aeon soul can't be that... oh... oh my... Miss Levante... oh you've really out done yourself here. God... whatever will he do with this glorious gift."

[@DemoEvolved]

Reminds me of the only necrotic grips I got, 8 strength and 2 recov or the other way around I forget I dismantled them

[@mydonkeybob5446]

I got a, and I’m not kidding, 49 roll necrotic when I got it

[@joshuasymons3327]

I can't believe bungie traded SRL for Eva's stocking fillers

[@MrWest...]

Let's be honest, there was no gift Bungie could've given that would've made the community Happy

[@DevinNuPhlo]

All that shit and a guaranteed catalyst or a new catalyst

[@MrWest...]

@@DevinNuPhlo Yeah, your right

[@theycallmemotivated2317]

Xenophage ornament instead of locking it behind silver. But too bad businesses first customer satisfaction second

[@MrWest...]

@@theycallmemotivated2317 what self serving thing to say. Everything but two items were up for bright dust. Bungie has employees with families who have to live with this game as their source of income. So if they want to a COUPLE of items up for silver, let them eat too bro

[@alphads2000]

a felwinters lie, maybe a random gun that was sunsetted but had the current power cap, a catalyst, MAYBE LET US CHOOSE 1 EXOTIC FOR FREE but nah, bungo hates us

[@sethkenny9671]

I actually got he same exact thing. Even the emote and exotic was the same. As a warlock main, I’m disappointed

[@Wolfahcus]

"That's impossible"

[@thekilingjokee]

Now just imagin if that Aeon soul had 28 Discipline...

[@yeetthatweaveyoda3112]

This is the equivalent of getting coal for Christmas

[@ΒίκτωρΚιρόσκα]

At least you can burn the coal to lighten your fireplace, Aeon Safe however is probably not even flammable even though it's a burning pile of crap.

[@colinmcmahon3902]

I told my friend, “Im going to get Aeon Soul,” I opened the present and I got it, it was a crappy roll too

[@omiejay]

Oof size: large. I got a 68 roll dragons shadow

[@iCubaZ]

Bro what? I got some 62 Aeon Swift

[@omiejay]

@@iCubaZ damn rng. I've got a 69 aeon swift sitting in my vault, I'm waiting for Bungie to make it good 😂

[@dakotaaddison9059]

I got a 65 stat contraverse hold

[@Drifter-1315]

I got 59 severance enclosure fml

[@omiejay]

@@Drifter-1315 "th-thanks space grandma"

[@mrpainface8515]

At this point Bungie could just make the Aeon cult stuff into armour mods and (mostly) no one would complain

[@VertietRyper]

If Aeon Cult buffed damage instead of energy gain I think they'd see more use. I can see what they were going for with it but they don't really fit metas at all. Like, damage is buffed per member of the team using them and buffed further based on dealt damage thru abilities / kills. I can see it being used as a raid or defense meta of sorts if paired with Warlock Well of Life and an offense buff if paired with supers

[@mrpainface8515]

I'm imagining combining that with Rat King and just having absurd damage

[@Fullapple1991]

i didnt pay for my gift but still want a refund

[@stormlock8496]

You payed with your time. If I knew I was going to get a 58 stat rolled vesper of radius after the amount of time I've spent grinding cookies the last couple of weeks I would of just waited for the community to do it

[@iamrazor9831]

@@stormlock8496 ha I just waited, thanks loser.... But I got an aeon shit so hmmmmmm

[@justamatthew3942]

@@iamrazor9831 why be so toxic tho

[@mariomatt6680]

Maybe this was a hint to bungie buffing aeon cult exotics

[@loganmills1777]

So we did all this for a random exotic and an emote?

[@firestrike5478]

And a golf ball!

[@mr_c0balt767]

I legit had the same drop, I know your pain.

[@franshwa8916]

Bungie is spitting in everyone's face who thought it was random role hawk moon, wait nvm bungie just spat in the face of everyone

[@mechathunandthecultofdeath4958]

(Got an exotic ship, ascendant shard, and Wardcliff Coil) Y-yeah, totally unacceptable gifts!!

[@rishisahadeo68]

Major disappointment

[@WeirdWolfGaming]

It’s like expecting a bonus but instead you get a 1 year membership to the jelly of the month club

[@azzy4781]

After this event I can say without a single hint of doubt that I am absolutely done with Destiny 2. Deffo uninstalling.

[@FRUNGING]

0:24 pain

[@Mikedastud]

Damn someone said that’s impossible.. even they were expecting you to get something better than that 🤣🤣🤣

[@cgvalarun1589]

The fact that she has been shaking her eyebrows implying that something unpromising is coming 😂

[@cgvalarun1589]

0:15 When she moves her eyebrows like that It feels like she is waiting for u to open the trap (Wish if it was pre-SRL ticket so u can play there then its gonna be fully released in the next season)

[@odddogvlogiii6694]

When I saw the coconut, I was like WHAAAAT¡ YOU CAN GET COCONUTS!... But it was an ace dent shard 😭😭😭😭

[@datgio114]

Eva Levante was doing her best trying to hold back bursting out in laughter by the exotic you were about to get

[@GabrielRodriguez-ex9qd]

She gave me the Gingerbread Ghost, and my girlfriend didn't want to play Destiny anymore after what Eva gave her...

[@ayo4345]

Gingerbread ghost kinda cool tho

[@x5o4p]

I've gotten Mechaneer's Tricksleeves twice this week if that makes you feel any better.. once from her today and last week from xur.. fml I just want 60+ stompee

[@Baya86]

That is of course bitter for you, my condolences ;) I got at least a few 69 Sunbracers with 27 Recovery and 21 Discipline

[@bnork2253]

I hope bungie makes this right, if most of the community is pissed they can't just ignore us

[@S3Cs4uN8]

Define 'Make this right'?

[@InsomniacDoggo]

Ooooooo that present opening actually physically hurt...

[@kieranfitzgerald2030]

Eva: "its the thought that cou.......(interrupted) Destiny Community: "STOP!!!"........."you have violated the law"

[@Delykos]

I got a low level mask of the quiet one, a legendary sparrow and a bad fusion roll. What a strong way to kick off 2021 Bungie.

[@KevLar-x4b]

Like saving the solar system in D1 Kingsfall raid and scoring that "Happy Horn"

[@oatstime8553]

Ya know what’s funny is I got the same jubilant dance and snowshoes emote as you did instead of aeon soul I got borealis and instead of the ghost shell I got a ginger bread man ghost hologram display thingy. All of which I was absolutely thrilled about and just couldn’t have asked for a better roll.

[@jusjos1970]

Her sentence just captured the whole game.

[@terrarian_outlaw]

d2 youtuber: we will probably get a new exotic or a guaranteed god roll bungo: max mobility aeon cult exotics for all classes :) *HaPpY dAwNiNg InDeEd*

[@chilledclout]

This is why there are millions of guardian dead bodys at the bottom of both towers

[@ethanlawrence123]

As someone else who got aeon soul, I feel your pain...

[@tylermcflyer3061]

I literally simped out to a queen against my will, slayed gods, gave a fricking cookie to every useless redundant reject in the system including a DRAGON! And that’s what I get *insert Zavala sigh*

[@PandaGamer69420]

We're always at the disadvantage. That's what make us special!

[@runawaysmudger7181]

Eva knew what's going on but Bungie's trying to silence her

[@TheFlowerday96]

i got a tractor beam , an exotic ship that reminds me of warframe, and a transcendant shard...which i bought worldline zero with.

[@daemonwhite3740]

The emote looks like it was done by a junior artist too...

[@ZeraAxon]

Update: don’t worry bro I got Oathkeeper. Bow charges can be held indefinitely. It gave me a light boost, but at what cost?

[@k.okirbe]

boy i sure do love having every exotic unlocked if only they made the new ones available as random drops like they did in forsaken

[@yourlocalguardsman]

well dont forget that this is for all players, newer players might find these very useful, sometimes its not always about the veterans

[@indigo4732]

I got them too. I considered uninstalling, but decided I didn't want to re-download 70 gigs when im inevitably dragged back in 2 months from now

[@kratuthelegendarysuperoof8598]

I don’t wanna grind events anymore but I feel like the first time I don’t they will actually give something good

[@PARTY_GORDO]

I hate how people are complaining about getting ascendant shards when some people are just super excited because this pretty easy quest gives something really rare

[@DARTHSKATER7]

BRUUUUUUUUHHHHH..... and then "ok... back to workkk"......just add insult to injury

[@sprocketrocket0812]

My present had the getaway artist. Like Eva was sorry that I didn't have any friends so she gave me arc boi.

[@Shiny_pebble_collector]

Man... All I got was the frigid hike emote and an ugly a** gingerbread man ghost protection. At least you got something you could dismantle😭😭😭😭

[@crensh_1357]

She is quaking in fear of what you’re about to do to her

[@S3Cs4uN8]

Or she's a Taken Thrall in disguise.

[@themyster1ous01]

The ending couldn't be more perfect meme material.

[@pikajew2511]

Never sleep on aeon, pair it with a titan and warlock and you have a nearly invincible team for pve. It's not really practical but it sure as hell is fun.

[@greenonion170]

Farris: Shit exotic Me: Promethium Spur with 29 base Intellect and an Ascendant Shard

[@kell9629]

Ya know my favorite exotic is Telesto, so of course I was absolutely thrilled when I got Merciless

[@SweetFurAmy]

If we were told that the reward is an exo from the old pool I dont think the event will even hit the half way mark XD

[@Noah-lu4ro]

I got the hard light which honestly was gonna be my hopeful grab from Xur this week, so I'm happy :D

[@vesperailknight]

I got the Hunter version of that, want to team up and be slightly less useless than by ourselves