My Drunk Kitchen ft. Tyler Oakley: DICK-TATERS

[@Harto]

LITERALLY MY NEW FAVORITE EPISODE. Also, how do you guys feel about poli-dicks??

[@jean-el9xk]

idk, ask obama

[@lemoggach]

You guys make the best collabs!😉

[@NicoleDiCriscio]

It is excellent, and one of the best videos this year. One of my favorite collabs! :D Well... not as funny as #NoFilterShow ... but I might be spoiled from seeing you guys last week. haha

[@lucireid76]

I watched Tylers Video and kept refreshing my KZbin for yours 😂😂

[@MeganOngley]

Love it Hannah, been waiting for this to happen again X

[@athenachuang2086]

Hannah: "Why are there diapers on the ground?!" Tyler: "...listen..."

[@wildnola76]

Kiss him pis

[@megantressler2528]

I couldn't stop laughing at that😂

[@maddy-ve3zj]

I think I could use that diaper

[@phangirlatthedisco9472]

340 Like!

[@camdotcoms]

IM DYING

[@tikabanks7927]

I love that you both always match when you make vids together. Because honestly I always thought you both were siblings.

[@maudealsept-beaty6861]

omfg Iknow right!?

[@DF-ud7yh]

Tika Banks Wait what? They are not siblings?!?!? Oh maaan :D

[@tikabanks7927]

Martin Enev I know that now. But when I first started watching Tyler and then his collabs...I just always thought they were. lol

[@DF-ud7yh]

Tika Banks No I am just kidding! I was being sarcastic in a nice way :)

[@tikabanks7927]

I know! It came across as sarcasm. xD

[@stupidandcelestial2991]

"So, since this recipe is about--so you might be wondering to yourself, 'Hannah, what are you talking about?' Can I have another beer?" Quote of the century

[@CanadaxIreland]

As an irish person the lack of potatoes in this potato recipe offends me

[@Nouveux]

........Ok

[@CanadaxIreland]

tis a joke love XD

[@MichelleMacAuley]

They are potatoes, just powdered. Still - very gross. I can't stand the taste of instant mashed potatoes. Have you ever had frozen tv dinners with mashed potatoes? They are made from instant potatoes, too. Frozen tv dinners are also very gross.

[@amycarroll7910]

I literally scrolled down so far looking for a comment on that powdered stuff. being Irish, that was just so alien to me how is that potato😂

[@MichelleMacAuley]

amy carroll RIGHT?! People will eat anything, it seems.

[@IEFAG]

i have been waiting for 2 collabs hannah and tyler now i am waiting for tyler and troye.

[@katy6045]

***** i love your new video can you plese follow back on twitter @katewithec09

[@maddy.welsh15]

They've made one already

[@hauntedburgerplant]

I can't believe this is already almost two years old. It feels like I just watched it and the tie-dye video for the first time!

[@emilyburd4379]

my favorite duo.

[@jakebusey5132]

I was thinking the exact same thing!

[@siraberkhan6995]

Jake Busey Cause like, I've been searching my whole life to find my own place

[@danwhitlock918]

Sira Berkhan And maybe it's the party talking or the chocolate fondue

[@arissagonzalez6540]

Dan Whitlock But with you, But with you

[@emmae8507]

I found my place

[@chloechindgren7090]

h: why are there diapers on the ground t: listen...

[@jasleenpulido9104]

I was weak😂

[@lexithesquid1802]

I died at "Who the f- are you talkin bout ME? What the fu-!!!"

[@IanWilken]

I need someone that laughs like Tyler in my life

[@karolin0400]

true :D

[@Taylor-fj8xq]

I laugh like Tyler and my name is Tyler

[@lorniscute43]

I JUST I UNDERSTOOD THE DICKTATERS PUN OMFG.

[@desiland9337]

dude same, like 5 minutes into the video

[@kaitlinmarie501]

Didn't realize until polidicks lmao

[@JonnyGu]

+Lauren Ford YUP IT'S ABOUT DONALD TRUMP!!!

[@avahornbeck1944]

WOW IM SO DONE

[@mashiroshiina1351]

I didn't know until I looked down at the comments...haha

[@TheRyanLamont]

Americans make mashed potatoes from powder?... in water?... We peel potatoes and then mash them up in New Zealand...

[@riscasnerd]

Same in the uk haha

[@LoveMusicSoul1]

We do both but on days where u are running late it's a great convenience

[@nicolek4366]

Also instant potatoes are great to coat fish if you have a gluten allergy

[@julieeyerman]

People free-dry the Idaho potatoes. And when you put them in water they are and fluffy and delicious :) [I've had them before]

[@faegrrrl]

In summer camps we had to make them for the kids but if you add lots of milk and butter they can not tell any difference & ALWAYS came back asking for a second helping. I would eat them as long as I was the one preparing them.

[@ansley4269]

Hannah: let's get down to business Me: TO DEFEAT THE HUNS

[@emilyjuarez1157]

OMG XD

[@lucbellone8512]

XDDDD

[@amethystsf9960]

+horsedancer123 I thought I was the only one weird enough to have said that out loud too!!!!! XD

[@erinheaton6570]

DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS

[@emilyjuarez1157]

Mister I'll make a man out of you

[@possessed_apple3193]

I've watched this about 10 times because this is one of the best colabs ever. I have no shame

[@SixtySecondYoga]

"All over your face, just like politics" Ohhh shit! 😆

[@aleksagoldfieldrodrigues2603]

Hannah: Why are there diapers on the ground? Tyler: Listen....

[@videogaminggirls767]

The real question is, dose tyler still have his candle drawer? 😂

[@SoulReaperM13]

Let's not forget the paper towel drawer!

[@trickstercat]

I know thats what I was thinking about

[@emanbenhajali2981]

Hannah: why are there diapers on the ground? Tyler: listen... I died on that part IDK why 😂😂😂😂😂😂😅

[@raindrop4101]

Hannah:Why are their diapers on the ground? Tyler: Listen... 😂😂🙌

[@somethingweirdtv1792]

I LOVE YOU HANNAH

[@whatever2345]

You're the first comment :)

[@RenaraHawke]

STILL WAITING FOR MY DRUNK KITCHEN WITH DAN AND PHIL!!!! xD

[@qm8770]

Yes omg

[@ahirunoumi7362]

UHM YES

[@menyu1535]

would love that

[@eview1569]

FUCK YES

[@trickstercat]

YESS I KNOW RIGHT WE NEED THAT

[@cloudboybebop]

Tyler:Oh shit!She means bisness!! Me:I'm dying 😂

[@Hipsterifics]

3:10 while I do this im gonna practice good communication skills, "I-Hear-What-Your-saying, Yes-but-also" 😂😂

[@bwvv7598]

this is my fav hair color on tyler

[@sharonmicucci]

Let's get Dan and Phil to collab with hannah I want to see shit go downnnn

[@lefttwix13]

I like the way you think

[@danterodriguez8153]

+Darian Stott dan would start a lot of deep shit phil would honestly probably make a lot of subtle innuendos (lets face it he has a dirtier mind than he lets on)

[@lefttwix13]

Dante Rodriguez​ true xD

[@NoName-hb6yw]

yes

[@ridleyk1157]

Hannah: "And then you put the asparagus into the pan." Dan: *throws them in* kOBE Phil: "dAN NO THEY HAVE FEELINGS!"

[@thesheepthatwentmooo]

Did.... was... were.... were those sausages raw?

[@sarahparks5585]

Maybe pre-cooked

[@quest-fish]

Sausage can't really be raw, just not cooked very much to the point of being "Just Edible"

[@madtingz2288]

Thats what i thought, they deffinetly looked raw.. lol

[@karinconstan]

hey! hi Ollie, well, sausages can be eaten raw, I think that (some of them) they are pre-cooked... kind of. But anyway they won´t make you sick.

[@kieranseymour6814]

GREAT VIDEOS!!

[@raeleighpoohberry]

Tyler's laugh is everything!!!!!😍😍😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kglrtheroche]

I'm watching this episode again because I love it so much. I realized at 4:28 Tyler's alarm thing is still on his shirt. It looks like he stole it 😂

[@LeaderofRussiadhbfsdfbs]

How is there 301+ views when there is only 300 people on earth?

[@hollyl7383]

And why is IQ rate lowering? God , life questions huh!😂

[@apexandrea]

This comment is perfect

[@heatherrose9709]

Stop

[@Angel77777771]

Are you from the post-apocalyptic future?

[@CutePatty57]

yayvillee you are awesome xD

[@moeonpointe1119]

Did anyone else notice the little anti-theft sensor thing on the back of Tyler's collar at 4:29 😄💁

[@MaddiningVlogger]

Make like a hundred more collabs with Tyler u guys are so funny together!!!

[@mouldkid3503]

please tell me those sausages were cooked

[@mouldkid3503]

Amir Aziz kinky

[@user-pg5eo1nv5w]

They sell them already pre cooked

[@veryunique491]

+Ahmad Fawaz oh thank goodness

[@specialfaiths]

"How can people drink beer AND eat?" "With ease!"

[@totalpewdienerd8227]

I JUST REALIZED AFTER WATCHINGTHIS 573578485 TIMES THAT HE HAD DIAPERS BECAUSE HIS VID W/ SUPERFRUIT

[@elizabethdiane8819]

Actually for his video with korey kuhl

[@totalpewdienerd8227]

i meant that pffft

[@alkimich14]

hahaha tyler has a security censor on his shirt

[@carrokroik643]

Hanna:Why do you have dipers on your floor Tyler:Listen... xDD

[@carrokroik643]

Diapers*

[@fmp97]

Tyler's laugh is just so contagious. Plus, Hannah's laugh... BOOM I love you guys

[@Bre4458]

You and Tyler are the best! I love each of your drunk kitchens you've made with him, simply the best!

[@kawaiicookiedough]

4:28 any one else notice tylers ink tag

[@hilarybennett5756]

omg yeah, thief! haha

[@alexismccarty5988]

I was like why does he have that on the back of his shirt lol:)

[@hilarybennett5756]

Haha brilliant :)

[@cuddlebuns1231]

He said in the Ty dye video that they forgot I take it off at American Apperal

[@hilarybennett5756]

Oh haha cheers :) now it's a fashion statement haha

[@BeneathMyWillowTree]

Wait, did they make mashed potato from a packet?? Is that even a thing?

[@Fixlarz]

Yup. You can make mashed potato like stuff from a bag of powder and some water. It's probably as far away from potatoes as possible but I still make it every now and then 'cause it literally takes about 3 minutes to make.

[@FckBitchzGetMula]

its instant mash potatoes cx

[@Sidnee42]

They are dehydrated potatoes and claim to be "real" Not too bad but nowhere near as good as making them yourself just a heck of a lot faster.

[@petehorn6705]

Sidnee42 the company Idaho makes really good mashed potatoes packets..

[@Sidnee42]

Pete Horn Yeah I've used those in a pinch before :)

[@AzureEnzi]

Tyler: OH-HOHO! All over the face! Hannah: Just like politics... *sudden realization*

[@ryleesutherlin3513]

YOU TWO ARE LITERALLY MY FAV PEOPLE. Y'all always make me laugh my ass off!

[@Love4everFree]

Holy mother of God I can't stop laughing at the TEHEHEHEHEHEHE part. I literally just bought the book today and it's so super funny I was crying laughing at some of this stuff! I freaking love you!!! Please come be my best friend ever!

[@elenik7935]

Did anyone else see the anti-theft tag on the back of Tylers shirt collar...

[@smellaaa7625]

yup i did

[@sharrkyy2002]

hahahahaha yeah he talked about it in his video :D

[@kenziczompoly876]

Yeah it's a new trend

[@samtenhunen8794]

he said in his video that they forgot to take it off

[@elenik7935]

ahh i didn't see his video lol.

[@pyromaniac2012ob]

8 years later and I still don't think those sausages were cooked...

[@uploaded666]

Who else Laughed Out Loud when Hannah found a diaper on Tyler's floor? I'm still laughing.😂😂😂

[@coa17ch]

You two are the funniest. You are perfect for collaborations.

[@quackgoesthegooose]

You guys are my favourite collab, always. It's like your childhood friends or something - it's great.

[@lauraisoobercoollike]

Why is there diapers on the floor? 'Listen' ahahaha

[@miasmedley919]

they are from tyler's collab with korey :)

[@lauraisoobercoollike]

Oh I know i was just quoting from when Hannah asks in the video haha :-) thank you though!

[@gesslar]

Great episode of #MDK featuring Tyler Oakley!

[@JamesCowan]

Jory Meltzer you should do your hair this color :D

[@marslullaby]

Why won't you guys get married already.

[@spongbobluvshrek]

Because there both homosexuals.

[@marslullaby]

Trevor Meininger I know. I'm joking. No not really. But I know they're homosexuals.

[@Murphio25]

Rena Payne tone is missing in written letter and on the internet

[@marslullaby]

***** What?

[@Murphio25]

Rena Payne basically you can't hear sarcasm if there's nothing to hear

[@laurencorreia574]

Tyler and Hannah getting drunk together videos are literally my favourite thing!

[@lindseygardner13]

I've re-watched this entire episode so many times solely because of Tyler's "oh this is embarrassing, I've got dishes to do" song thing X)

[@amandalindwahlen8237]

I really want an entire mdk with hannah speaking japanese (with english subtitles ofc) because i feel like that would be so extremely amazing

[@kailey9363]

Pause at 0:55 at look at tyler.

[@kailey9363]

or 0:56

[@alisaweber200412]

Lol that is so funny!

[@damiancampbell9410]

😅😅😅

[@nicolem2444]

Kailey Harrington lol he looks so funny

[@ChickenPoofer]

Kailey Harrington Thank you for letting me know

[@supernova7493]

Hannah: Why are there diapers on the ground? Tyler: Listen!

[@JaredBuretta]

Love this so much. Really needed a pick me up tonight and this worked. Tyler's hair makes me so happy, dat color tho... Thank you, love you, bye!

[@esmeejoinsonevans7676]

Hannah's laugh at 4:05 is sooooo cuuuteeeeee

[@roo3382]

Hannah: let's get down to business Me: to defeat the Huns?

[@amberredas2367]

Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons!

[@roo3382]

You're the saddest bunch I ever met!

[@amberredas2367]

But you can bet before we're through!!

[@roo3382]

MISTER ILL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOUUUUU!!

[@trudyfruity1801]

Hannah: crushes can Tyler: gasps 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@adr0906]

did anyone noticed the thing on the tyler's back 4:32

[@jaimyhannah3303]

I bought the book, and I've only read a little bit of it, but it is so hilarious and wonderful! I love it, and I can't help but read it in Hannah's voice

[@OrdinaryGirlK]

I absolutely love when you and Tyler get together and cook. It's like 100% awesome :P

[@theartigeek]

Am I the only one that wants her to collab with Danisnotonfire and Amazingphil?

[@juliakrupp1369]

They're perfect for each other! Plus they look weirdly alike

[@chloep9129]

lol u must be new here

[@reg7735]

They're both gay

[@BAKEDARIEZ]

I would totally agree if they weren't both gay- saying they would never really have any attraction or feelings for one another

[@emmalbrightt]

It's cute when one gay person and another gay person make a video. There just perfect for each other.

[@CH4RL1S1O]

These two are hilarious. I died again.

[@gartmi1991]

This drunk kitchen was definitely DRUNK, and I loved every minute of it. Could not stop laughing.

[@KaylaStoeke]

HE DID TROYES ENDING IM CRI

[@sabrinar4761]

Sammmeeee

[@sabrinar4761]

Haha or should I say shammmmeeeeee

[@indieepuff5050]

but bow ties are cool dou

[@cheyennecuevas3226]

Doctor who reference?

[@indieepuff5050]

yea :3

[@deanyang9483]

...do wee dooooo do do doo do do dooo do dooo.

[@xxjustanotheruglyfacexx9869]

OH MY GOD YES!!!

[@TheReelCorner]

Only the Americans would think of a way to make mashed potatoes without actually using real potatoes. And I love it.

[@xsierratylerx]

Any video you guys make together is perfect

[@forcefed9]

Hannah you are one of my absolute favorite youtubers~ I love watching your shows and then making your recipes just as drunkly lol (ps I am more than a little drunk typing this is it doesn't make a whole lot of sense hahaha)

[@forcefed9]

ps this isn't really David this is his GF who doesn't know know to change the name when drunk lol

[@David-pt8ge]

Is the recipe book full of things like packet potato and sausages? Sounds like a treat, especially for kids who are growing up with so much poor nutritional advice already.

[@bookXbat]

it's not strictly a recipe book. it's more of a self help parody that has a few recipes included...some edible and some...probably not so much X)

[@Fdgeful]

You are commenting on a youtube show called My DRUNK kitchen. Kids have absolutely nothing to do with this. Or you're a shitty parent.

[@caitwchart]

it's called my drunk kitchen pretty sure it's for when your drunk or hungover not for kids as such

[@whatever4336]

I kind of agree. I'm glad that she's made a book and whatnot, but as someone who grew up without eating packaged foods and always cooking/baking from scratch, I don't think this cookbook would be for me.

[@angelicat8540]

Ok just to make this clear the book is *not really about the food* - that's just the platform. You're meant to lol when you read it. ..and find some surprisingly deep advice. That's all!!

[@cheekypoli]

You guys need to collab more

[@katiemajchrzak6172]

Pause at 4:01 TYLERS FACE XD

[@Spennelle123]

"Why are there diapers on the ground? Listen.." *cuts off* LOL.

[@courtalicious101]

"why are there diapers on the ground...?" "listen..." ahhaha love you Tyler

[@ellawall4531]

Tyler's neck crack tho 😂😂😂😂

[@lilygreenberg1614]

"Butt Like Larry"... was I the only one who thought of Louis/Harry lmao

[@zoecoco42]

Did you guys just eat raw sausages? 😲

[@bookXbat]

i was wondering the same >.< hopefully those were the precooked kind you can get that you just warm up

[@sydneyflemion4685]

it was probably pre-cooked

[@Helen09166]

thats what hannah meant when she said is it edible..

[@bookXbat]

oh i thought she meant is it expired. she said he travelled a lot and then trailed off so i took that to mean that maybe he left food in his fridge and forgot about it when her gone. but it being pre cooked would make more sense considering how they ate them X)

[@livelaughlove6617]

Tbh it looked like it was edited to make them look like they are raw meat 😂 at least it looked that way

[@beccap2619]

"Why are there diapers on the ground"... Listen 😅😅 that killed me

[@MarieLKMC]

I think this is my new favourite episode xD Also your book arrived yesterday, it is soooo funny xD

[@secretdevilyt]

sorry it took me so long but i just ordered your book. roughly 20 bucks on amazon which i think is a great price. i got it not for the cooking but cuz i love you and i know it will be wonderful. love u always-me!

[@secretdevilyt]

btw. check out my friend. her channel is jessica roll. we do a how to make jello shots video but there is drinking. lol. its great.

[@AntCx]

I thought the title said ' My Drunk Chicken ' ....... ...... ...... ....... ..... ...... ....... ...... I need glasses....A , A

[@viconstanze9834]

Tipsy Tyler is even more fun than sober one xD

[@bradylouwho]

This made me laugh and smile today...thank you. I needed that

[@cheesew1re]

hahahahhaa Tyler totally looked like Bubbles from the Trailer Park Boys at 3:50

[@elliex679]

I feel that Hannah and Tyler were separated at birth, because there are meant to be together!! :) xx

[@guitarist3370]

Yes 😂😂

[@TheBreadthatcausedLesMis]

Does anyone know the british equivalent to tater tots. As i'm pretty sure they don't sell them here or anywhere outside america.

[@evildesu]

My guess is probably smiley faces LOL

[@keet2113]

Potato croquettes - you should be able to find them in pretty much any supermarket in the UK, in the freezer section. I know Iceland sell them with bacon bits in too, which is always good. xD

[@RahShell]

In Australia we call them Potato Gems :)

[@nihilisticmoron9453]

keet2113 what a boring name for tater tots T-T

[@overthedio97]

Potato croquet's by aunt Bessie or whateverrr

[@tequilakilos7084]

I STILL WANNA KNOW WHAT SHE THOUGHT ABOUT THE WIENERS LIKE WHAT DID SHE THINK THEY WERE

[@Bluebear]

Oh gosh I was so overly excited to see this video in my sub feed and I'm afraid to say .... You delivered it with such fashion and I loved it !!! hehehe :D

[@xxjustanotheruglyfacexx9869]

"Why are there diapers on the ground?" "Listen....." I DIED.

[@LauraDoesNotLikeYou]

I find it really unsettling that you made mashed potatoes out of a packet. You're supposed to actually mash them with your strong (sexy) arms, Hannah. THAT'S WHY THEY ARE CALLED MASHED POTATOES. Would you like me to come over and show you how to mash potatoes?

[@litteralynolives9665]

In America it's very common to eat mash potatoes out of a packet, I eat it like that all the time and it doesn't taste as and as you might think.

[@jayan.s.1672]

AGREED. I'll come with you!!

[@MyMomsCalciumCannons]

He was so suprised when she crushed the can

[@emma2kforever]

Did you guys just make mash potatoes from a packet? What even is america?

[@rissaestes3071]

Murica is the land of mashed tators from a box yo...its faster and who has the time to boil potatoes and mash them......and if you are saying this youve never lived college life

[@e3180]

It is a country in North America made up of 50 states, hense 'united states of america'

[@amyamyamy17]

It's a time and money saver, popular with college students and people on food stamps. And people who don't have time to cook properly. Thanks for the 'Americans are lazy' dig though, very clever'

[@emma2kforever]

amyamyamy17 as an irish person who's grown up on mash potato and never in my life seen them come out of a packet i was more confused as what the fuck that was about not anything to do with americans being lazy but whatever

[@emma2kforever]

Ellie M-W thanks for clearing that up, much appreciated

[@Improbable_Fiction]

Tyler's laugh is so contagious. I just love him to bits!

[@jugsApoppin0]

"I hear what you're saying" "yes, but also" 😂😂I'm dead

[@danterodriguez8153]

i just read the description 'lesbian sex guide'