My Eurovision 2023 Tier List | All 37 Songs Ranked!

[@marionicolasmartin]

the unicorn is an important symbol in jewish mythology and it symbolizes strength. so the lyrics make a lot of sense especially when keeping in mind the fact that the song itself is about jewish self determination and resilience

[@markhere631]

I actually never knew that, it gives me a whole new appreciation for the song. Pinning this so everyone else can see :)

[@marionicolasmartin]

@@markhere631 awesome!!

[@MeowHard]

🇵🇸

[@marionicolasmartin]

@@MeowHard you thought you did something with that? miss me with that bs

[@William_William_]

@@marionicolasmartin giga chad be like:

[@adamtideman4953]

Surely Australia must've risen in your ranking after the preparties? They've been killing it.

[@markhere631]

Yeah I recorded this before a lot of the preparties, but now that I've seen them I would definitely put them at least in C tier

[@mony8112]

I love seeing that you've liked Ai coração by mimicat :)

[@markhere631]

She was one of the best vocalists this year! Wish she got a bit more love in the final

[@slavicaperic238]

I love this video, its great and i have almost the same taste ..... i love Spain, Finland, Norway, Moldova, Czechia and most of all, my country Serbia ( thank you for this great words about our song ) 💌

[@markhere631]

Thanks so much! I really hope all of the entries you mentioned make the top 10, they deserve it!

[@slavicaperic238]

@@markhere631 Me to 🍀 they really deserve great time, lot of fun and top 10, even top 5 placement 🍀

[@NoahLewis_Ayling]

BITI ZDRAVA BITI zdrava

[@mariansantos-co6kd]

Thank you very much Mark! once again you really appreciate Blanca Paloma song❤ It's so unfair she is having lot of hate from other reactors. All the artist deserve respect

[@markhere631]

Absolutely, the song is very different (but brilliant) so I'm not totally surprised about those reactions. On the bright side, I think some other creators like Alesia Michelle also have Spain in their #1 spot and I think the song will grow on people during the final

[@taburetka1868]

i totally agree with moldova, hope he will reach the top 5

[@markhere631]

Yeah I haven't seen much love for it so far but I think Pasha will really impress people in the live show

[@isaac163]

Good taste ;D!

[@markhere631]

Thanks! :)

[@muumiveikko]

This was fun 😊

[@markhere631]

Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it :)

[@debra6782]

Congratulations Mark! I agree with your ranking, you think the same as me. I want Spain or Slovenia to win. Blanca Paloma has an exceptional, powerful and inimitable voice. Joker out are charismatic, friendly, their live performance are perfect and they dominate the stage. They are amazing.❤❤❤❤

[@mi-dt3ps]

Luke Black is amazing artist.❤ Greetings from Serbia.😊

[@intros3]

I like your analyticalness. Very good. And a very similar ranking to mine, I agree 100% with the top 6, my dears Joker Out deserves 5th place. The difference is that I'm rooting for Finland to win because it's fun, catchy and stands out the most and I'd personally put Australia higher, they have the best guitar solos. I'm always for rock at Eurovision. Everything else is very much in place. About the idea, sometimes I think about the lyrics, the stories they tell. It is possible to rank on several topics, to find these basic topics ; we all know, the main themes are about love, then we have anti-war themes, then there are probably personal stories, I don't know, it would be interesting if you chose the best one in each of these basic themes.

[@markhere631]

Thanks! Finland is a very close second for me and Australia's definitely risen in my rankings since recording. I also really like your video idea, I'm putting together a personal awards video which is a bit similar (best outfit, most underrated, etc) but now I think I might do awards for different categories (best love song, best message, etc) as a part 2

[@imnotnotgameiacmaniac5327]

i was clicking though the video and literally heard you say doesn't have that extra something like 4 times lmao

[@lvnaaaaa]

I'm doing this and giving u credits!!

[@markhere631]

Cool, looking forward to seeing your list!

[@karstenhanel8481]

Thanks from Germany

[@maria_p_123]

TYSM FOR PUTTING NORWAY IN S TIER😍❤️

[@harambemonke4853]

we have the exact same ranking if you move my sisters crown to a, except for loreen not being in s tier.

[@martinszupa5820]

Thank You from Latvia 🎉

[@il4512]

Croatia 🎉🎉🤩🤩💫💫🚜🚜 Love love love this!!!

[@markhere631]

Thanks so much!

[@tudorcamelia]

I agree with Moldova❤ I think the song is phenomenal

[@markhere631]

So happy they qualified, hoping for a good result today!

[@tudorcamelia]

@@markhere631 me too🥰

[@espressophonics]

wow great video!!! my top 5 is: 1: portugal 2: latvia 3:georgia 4: norway 5: sweden

[@markhere631]

Thanks so much! Love to see Portugal in your #1 spot, Mimicat deserves more love in the fandom

[@ohhiitsjustme3445]

I must say, I’m impressed with your list! Your top songs were almost all the ones I love! I’m especially happy you recognized the brilliance of Portugal, France, Austria and Iceland! (Oh Dilja, ESC did u wrong ☹️) Only one I’d say you’re wrong about is GB! Yes, Mae isn’t a great singer. Yes, the spoken word “rap” was cringe onstage. But..the song is a complete BOP! It’s one you’ll still be singing along to in your car 15 years from now, guaranteed

[@markhere631]

Thanks! And that's true I've been streaming Mae's song a lot more than I thought I would 😄

[@Gayfield-Purr]

can i ask why didnt u put france on S like on the bottom of S i really like it so i would love to know ur opinion

[@haleighbearofficial]

FINALLY someone who doesnt hate DGT!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@starteamplus]

I like it

[@markhere631]

Thanks!

[@ljiljanatasic7628]

Luka!!❤🎉❤

[@markhere631]

👑🦞

[@addehej]

Good place for Norway! Thank you Norway sings great

[@krunoslavkovacec1842]

ŠČ Mark, from Croatia. You'll get used to our guys

[@markhere631]

Yep still growing on me by the day :)

[@ljiljanatasic7628]

Samo mi se spava je najbolja pesma.🦞🦞🦞

[@cynicalthomas3206]

I love serbia they sit comfortably in my number 37 spot!

[@markhere631]

lol I hope you mean your #1 spot

[@cynicalthomas3206]

No, theyre dead last and its not even close

[@markhere631]

@@cynicalthomas3206 Why is that?

[@cynicalthomas3206]

@@markhere631 Annoying Performance, Annoying Performer, Annoying Vocals, Pointless Lyrics

[@Dim4323]

Simply Mae muller can not sing and simply 250 million down the drain

[@avidan295]

"Unicorn" has VERY meaningful lyrics! (This is my take as an Israeli, but as it is a work of art, it is open to different interpretations, so yours is valid as well! :)) Here are the main points to understand: The song is about the relations between Israel (The "I" in the song) and those who perceive her wrongfully as their enemy (The "You"). To all her neighboring countries, Israel stated time and time again "we are not your enemy!" (In the song "No, I'm not your enemy") Also, the fact that the Jewish ppl are originated from ancient Israel ("Do you want to check my DNA?"), and not a colonial foreign power, as falsely accused by it's enemies. As you may know, There is a vicious cycle of violence going on in our region for more than a century that we must break and change ("History caught in a loop, Don't you wanna change it?"), cause Israel is attacked time and time again ("If you're gonna do it, don't do it", ) and is forced to respond. The music also contains elements of the Israeli national anthem - called "Hatikva" - The hope. One of the symbols of Unicorns is Hope and Success, and also strong healing powers. Notice also the colors in the Music Video, they are very meaningful as well! The ceiling is all-red, she wears all-black (Symbols of violence and grief) and switches to colorful outfits when she sings the Unicorn parts from black & white - Those parts represent the hopeful and successful future ("That I won't look back, I won't look down, I'm going up"). The fact that it's all upside-down! (Not a normal reality) They are all very symbolic! Hope all this helps to clarify the lyrics. 😊 Cheers and best of luck to Noa (Noa for the win! 🤞)! ✌

[@rosamarialmeida]

Mimicat. ❤

[@markhere631]

A great successor to Maro :)

[@lordpedro296]

Sadly a 23 spot undeserved

[@markhere631]

@@lordpedro296 Queen deserved so much better 😭

[@labradorian888]

🖤🖤🖤🦞

[@markhere631]

Serbia delivering quality once again 🖤

[@777esc]

“Huge props to her for that” no, she re entered after a win, that is unfair. She’s so talented but come on euphoria is 100x better than this generic basic song which did not deserve to win in the slightest bit. Absolutely nothing original with a very boring performance..

[@carloscata00]

yes, the rap part in Armenia song is way off

[@markhere631]

They definitely could've done a smoother transition into it

[@tonyorseau4893]

PAH!

[@1963Victory]

The song from Finland is complete nonsense

[@1963Victory]

The song from Armenia is nothing but a hot mess

[@mordecuh]

Croatia for me is dead last 37 :)

[@ponastrol4416]

what is wrong with you

[@markhere631]

Good question

[@mylopro7]

xD sure you didnt did it the wrong side? like spain, moldava, serbia, portugal shouldnt be A. and australia and croatia D????? bro thats wrong af

[@markhere631]

lol well this was made before the show so my opinions definitely changed afterward

[@1963Victory]

Germany should be in the s tier. Very poor commentary

[@FeeESC]

If u don't wanna hear people's opinion go watch a different video, gosh you're annoying

[@ChristOnAMotobike]

So you are saying that Finland sucks, but germany is amazing. Bro their pretty similar