We're Evil Now (Once Upon a Time Season 5 Recap)

[@SkylineStanza]

I've missed Hayley exasperated "Hey, ladies????" whenever Emma and Regina do anything that can be considered Sapphic.

[@mijimllinio7401]

I know right

[@myra7011]

I’ve been waiting for this one, a very Happy Haley Whipjack’s Once Upon a Time Recap to all those who celebrate

[@MimiJaneBee]

😂😂

[@scoobert9]

and to you aswell

[@chocorenavfx4403]

Thank you ❤ you too!

[@despairgirl8781]

@@myra7011 same!!!! I was just talking to myself the other day hoping we’d get this video before Christmas 😭🖤

[@chloestclair]

The gift that keeps on giving

[@VesperOfRoses]

Mila calling out Emma and Emma just looking stunned and going "huh" when she realizes the complex web of relarionships she's caught herself in is so funny because that scene implies its the first time she's ever thought about it

[@hada__02]

Haley’s descent into madness is the most compelling story arc of the entire show to me

[@MrAcuriteOf1337]

Friend of mine likes watching really long videos to help her fall asleep. I describe Haley Whipjack as "the pleasantly insane lady" when I send her videos to her.

[@mijimllinio7401]

I love her cadence

[@Octorawk]

1:42:43 "Ladies I've got a GREAT idea and it's got nothing to do with tracking down a helmet, but it might have something to do with head!" OMG, HALEY! (I mean, you're right and you should say it)

[@Madan2002]

I love blonde Dr Whale so much ngl, it brings me so much joy to know the actor had his hair like that entirely for iZombie

[@mijimllinio7401]

Lol i didnt know that

[@hi_there1239]

BABE WAKE UP NEW RECAP OF A SHOW I PRACTICALLY MEMORIZED IN MIDDLE SCHOOL JUST DROPPED edit: maybe i didn't memorize it because GOD i forgot merida had to be here

[@SoWhyAgain]

IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!! everybody say "thank you haley!!!" (i have only ever watched the first season of this show but i am riveted by your recaps)

[@mijimllinio7401]

Thank you haley

[@makishiding]

Clicked IMMEDIATELY

[@mijimllinio7401]

So real

[@chessplayer6632]

1:33:54 I’d say forcing Merida Brave to become a bear and try to kill Belle is another pretty dark act, along with the absolutely HORROR of speeding up Zelena’s pregnancy, but yeah, I too wish there was more from Emma this season

[@TheRealValGalstyan]

37:48 David can’t pull out the Excalibur Beucase like Snow White his heart is darkened by when he kidnapped Maleficent’s baby and got her sent away.

[@InevitableGoodEnding]

Neal must have paid that Apartment upwards of 30 years in advance

[@mijimllinio7401]

His retirement money must be like negative 1000$

[@hannahm.8727]

Prince Charming fist fighting his evil twin in Hell is definitely in my Top 3 Most Insane Scenes in this whole show. I love it so much.

[@radiocrickets]

it’s shit like this that makes the show worth watching

[@madnessarcade7447]

Exactly which is what makes it so fun 4-6 are underrated

[@mijimllinio7401]

I love this dumb show so much

[@katherinelynch4193]

The three-way punch of Robin’s death, Hook coming back to life, and Emma/Hook making out on Robin’s grave was the point where I gave up on the show as a teenager. From now on, Haley’s version is the only version I intend to know.

[@PinsPages]

bro same

[@madnessarcade7447]

No You should finish the show This isn’t a substitute u need the context

[@madnessarcade7447]

@PinsPages No You should finish the show This isn’t a substitute u need the context

[@sunshineartz1926]

Have I already watched this on Patreon? Yes! Am I still watching it on KZbin? Yes! I must feed the algorithm gods

[@darbyhensley9365]

Same! 🎉

[@Rakushi_Snea]

1:25:45 Whale and Tinkerbell were also filming iZombie when S4 was in production so they were *both* rocking pale blonde locks! 😂🤣😂

[@fraserking4747]

The fit is appropriately sinister for this one, given both the story and the descent into madness that it spawns. Also pls tell the kitties they make for the best little familiars/companions a villain could ask for. 10/10 would pet while monologuing every single time.

[@jeansthatlie]

WAKE UP EVERYBODY NEW HALEY WHIPJACK OUAT VIDEO

[@Jas_rivia]

LETS GO!! best christmas present, gonna get all my wrapping done watching this

[@amandamelcher9939]

ME TOO

[@mijimllinio7401]

This was the best christmas gift

[@the.apprentice00]

SO HYPED, but also, I'm so excited to see Haley care about things she has explicitly said she wouldn't. This series has been giving me lifeblood.

[@mijimllinio7401]

Loved her mention of Félix and pan

[@starrynaie]

audibly GASPED when i saw this had been uploaded. YOUVE MADE MY DAYYY

[@mijimllinio7401]

Best christmas ever

[@chocorenavfx4403]

1:42:00 I had never considered Merida/Mulan/Ruby before but now I can't stop thinking about it

[@mijimllinio7401]

They'd make a great throuple

[@yeah5895]

40:00 The Siege Perilous is, in fact, an aspect of the British Matter. Generally it is given to Galahad, but in theory it belongs to the knight who finds the Grail - who can also be Percival depending on the version. Funnily enough, I don't think there's a single story in which Lancelot is the one who seats at the Siege Perioous.

[@davidceres4516]

So it’s technically Merlin’s seat

[@hannahleigh6152]

​@@davidceres4516So merlin was like "Yeah that big fancy chair belongs to me because I, uh, found the Holy Grail... No, this isn't a conflict of interest!"

[@percywinters305]

i CANNOT believe the timing of this i NEVER keep track of youtuber schedules or when they announce that videos are going up or IF they were announced at all but i have been binge watching every single other of your OUAT videos for the past couple days because i want to feel a little crazy over some weird guys for a while YAY MORE WEIRD GUYS TO CHEW ON

[@hannahleigh6152]

20:18 Isn't it actually dark curse number 4? Season 1 Regina cast Season 3a Pan cast, Regina altered Season 3b Snow cast, Zelena altered

[@Trashley112]

as far as i am aware the 3a curse is considered to not count since it was technically negated by regina undoing it and the original one

[@SugaredTurtle]

I have just lost my fur baby of 13 years and god bless you for giving me some time of escape. Your videos bring me a moment of joy and love rewatching this whole series when waiting for a new episode. Have a wonderful new year! 🎉❤

[@scoobert9]

im so sorry:((

[@mijimllinio7401]

Sorry for your loss bestie

[@fofoflashy3383]

Finally! Been waiting for this one! I feel like everyone always talks abut the first 4 seasons so everything past OUAT s4 is mushed up together in my head.

[@ONECrewReacts]

Finally!!! That fact that these videos are my most anticipated things on KZbin is criminally insane lol

[@mijimllinio7401]

It's not just you babe it's all of us

[@hartthorn]

So... with some quick maths, the current recap total length is at 21:38:17. And with 2 more seasons to go, this makes it DEFINITIVELY that we will have a full 24 hours worth of material. A WHOLE DAY of these amazing videos.

[@cestunmonstre]

This video is the only Christmas present I needed this year

[@mijimllinio7401]

The serotonin i needed

[@PinsPages]

SaMe!!!!

[@nicomoreno3154]

The way I audibly gasped and scared my coworkers sitting next to me when I saw this just now. Thank you for feeding us Queen

[@mijimllinio7401]

I don't judge you cause i did the same

[@MT-lk7qt]

ITS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE

[@mijimllinio7401]

Tis the season to be Jolly. ^⁠__⁠_⁠_⁠^

[@wrender-ing]

got the notification for this video right when i was about to start christmas dinner prep (peeling multiple pounds of garlic) and fell to my knees, could not have been better timing 😭😌😌

[@herefishyfishy13]

I am a fan of both Haley's once upon a Time recap videos and any dinner that requires pounds of peeled garlic.

[@mijimllinio7401]

I screamed

[@amberr.9631]

This series is genuinely one of the BEST recap series ever IM SO EXCITED THANK YOU!! Also every once in awhile it sounds like you have a transatlantic accent and it’s so pleasing to my brain and I

[@mijimllinio7401]

I love cadence and storytelling

[@leilanyx_]

this dropped in plenty of time for me to download it to watch on the way to my grandparents house for christmas, ty haley 🙏

[@mijimllinio7401]

Same here lol

[@demonzabrak]

0:10 and the award for best supporting actor goes to cat

[@Unnamedjuggalo94]

New once upon a time episode LOCKED IN

[@mijimllinio7401]

Locked in as well

[@criticalbeauregard]

nobody knows how badly ive needed this video to drop

[@mijimllinio7401]

It's been a rough month and i needed something to look forward too

[@laurenasaro1992]

Oh my god. When I originally watched the show, I stopped after season 4. Your recaps have made me start it all over again, and so I have been watching this particular season for the first time. I have so many opinions about it and I've been DYING to hear your thoughts on it. SO excited for this one, thank you Haley and happy holidays!!!! 🫶🏻

[@suziemcboozie]

2:36:33 when you said it bc it was a collectors edition I 100% believed you and did not think it was a joke 😂

[@johncoreyturner9914]

CLICKED IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS HOW I'VE BEEN WAITING TO SPEND MY MORNING!! THANK YOU HALEY!!

[@vvirtualecho6938]

Your commitment to get this far is insane and I appreciate it greatly. I will watch this one 200 times as well

[@whitefirecomix]

A new Whipjack recap? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within my second screen? A Christmas miracle! Also does whiteboard get an executive producer credit or something? They're putting in so much work!

[@mijimllinio7401]

For free?

[@SociableAlarm]

I just rewatched this season and I was still so hyped for this video. As always, you did not dissapoint.

[@mijimllinio7401]

She never does

[@kspoonera]

Oooh this is the BEST early Christmas GIFT!!!!!! Oooh joyous DAY!!!!!

[@mijimllinio7401]

O'holy upload

[@Me-ss2gq]

I BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONEEEEE welcome back queen

[@bhaaling]

The best Christmas gift I could’ve gotten this year lol

[@mijimllinio7401]

Merry christmas

[@amandamelcher9939]

“Nothing do to with a helmet but something to do with head.” IS CRAZZZZY 1:42:50

[@mijimllinio7401]

Right LIKE i expected that for swanqueen not a random trío of saphics

[@serafinassong]

Yay, new season! Excited to add this to my rotation of comfort videos with all the rest.

[@mijimllinio7401]

My happy place

[@emmabaldwin620]

This is the best Christmas gift ever

[@mijimllinio7401]

Its the most wonderful time of the yeat

[@nebulexa8853]

I was SO excited to see this was posted! I love this series and love hearing you break down the craziness of the writing. This is where I gave up on the show! 5B

[@emosarah7]

Working tomorrow on christmas eve just became so much less sad :) Thank you Haley.

[@mwazowski3919]

The second a will o’ the wisp was brought up I was like “oh at least Merida can’t be in this”…….my hubris knows no bounds………my career is ruined……

[@gemini_2372]

For some reason, Dark Emma was all a blur for me when I watched Season 5, but the underworld arc is in GRAVED in my mind.

[@Me-ss2gq]

'THANK YOU HALEY WHIPJACK' we all say in unison

[@mijimllinio7401]

Thank you haley whipjack

[@MetalOtter33]

EAGERLY AWAITED THIS. It's wild to rewatch these recaps of a show I was obsessed with when it aired but then now remember literally nothing about it.

[@CommanderSteelTrap]

Well, this was well timed for me. I binged the other videos for the first time a few weeks ago, so I didn’t have to wait long.

[@coffeeandcults]

Girl I’ve been waiting for this!

[@mijimllinio7401]

Best present ever

[@charliechaplin7975]

Siege perilous is in Arthurian lore! In the lore the seat belongs to Galahad because of Christ allegory

[@ansleythegreat]

I’ve waited so long for this. It feels like a Christmas present.

[@silvercassidy8508]

omg OMG! thank you!! happy holidays!

[@mijimllinio7401]

Have yourself a little merry christmas and thank you haley

[@MitchellBond-x3g]

Christmas is saved!!! I genuinely might’ve been miserable if this vid didn’t drop

[@mijimllinio7401]

Same here love that for us

[@lafken2]

I clicked so fast! I looove all your recaps, and I never watched this season and beyond and I'm happy to learn through this medium

[@Caroline28483]

I HAVE BEEN WAITING I LOVE THIS SERIES SO MUCH THANK YOU HALEY

[@mijimllinio7401]

We were all colectively waiting for this

[@queencleopatra007]

You have no idea how much I needed this today 😭

[@SpicyAries666]

This upload single-handedly giving me the motivation to go to the gym so I can watch/listen while I work out

[@mijimllinio7401]

Ohhh good idea

[@TedExTheGreat]

AH IM SO FREAKISHLY EXCITED! THE EARLY CHRISTMAS GIFT WE'VE ALL WANTED!!!

[@mijimllinio7401]

Holly jolly christmas

[@7OwlsWithALaptop]

Imagine having to read the "I need you to make him _BRAVE._ " line in that stupid fucking outfit and not die of laughter. Truly great acting.

[@mijimllinio7401]

"GET IT LIKE HER NAME " The writers probably

[@sidneyjoell]

these videos are actually my favorite thing on the internet so I thank you for your service

[@eggypoos]

was craving a haley whipjack ouat recap was about to rewatch the other ones but then i see a new one?!?! you did this for me specifically its okay you can admit it ❤

[@witsharprthnfangactual]

I love this series, and I love this creator.

[@mijimllinio7401]

I know i love her storytelling she should do an audiobook

[@DoodleBugGames]

SCREAMING crying throwing UP my god I love you thankyou for this best Christmas present everrr

[@mijimllinio7401]

O'holy day we got this

[@gloriouslumi]

Aw, hell yeah. I just finished the first five videos, only to find out there was no Season 5 yet! Keep 'em coming, please! XD

[@jeaugust]

1:42:46 "It's got nothing to do with tracking down a helmet, but it might have something to do with head!" this took me out. i'm now deceased, this was SO unexpected as a line and i agree with you completely but i just need a second

[@valeriemanful2507]

When I say I have been waiting for this, I’m not joking. I’m so excited to watch this.

[@mijimllinio7401]

Its been a rough month and i needed my dosis of seritonin of dumb soap opera

[@despairgirl8781]

THIS IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT OMG THANK U QUEEN

[@mijimllinio7401]

Sooo trueee

[@kennethvdwaard962]

YESSSSSS, JUST SPEND THE LAST 2 DAYS REWATCHING THE OTHER 4 EPISODES, WHAT AN IMMACULATE TIMING!!!

[@Alt_Jess]

AHHHH I hope you're doing well and you didn't sacrifice your mental health to make this, because this is the best Christmas present ever!!!!!

[@faitha4443]

Joy to the world and to the enchanted forest the monarch of recaps has returned

[@mijimllinio7401]

Thank you st haley whipjack we all say this christmas

[@vasfasan]

I WAITED FOR THIS LIKE CRAZYYYY fave season, sm to talk about

[@aubreyharper2138]

you are my lord and savior. saving to watch this after work.

[@mijimllinio7401]

Thank you Saint haley we all say in unison

[@henryapplebottom7231]

WOOOOOoOOOOOOOoOOoo! You KNOW I'm excited for the next installment of the whipjack Recap!

[@vassilian9006]

hell yeah, i recently finished binging all the previous episodes, i'm so ready for this

[@connorcurrie9596]

I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED THE S4 RECAP TODAY AND WAS SO LOOKING FORWARD THIS THIS I'M SO HAPPYYY!!!

[@chrissysky01]

Haley dropping a new Once episode for Christmas. ❤

[@mijimllinio7401]

Best present ever

[@lex9313]

AAAAA THIS IS LITERALLY THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY MONTH THANKS HALEY 💕

[@mijimllinio7401]

It's been a rough month and this was the best christmas present

[@lex9313]

@@mijimllinio7401we did it tho 💪💪

[@SailorthePirate]

This was the best Christmas gift I could’ve asked for ❤

[@maxr7616]

this is the most important holiday of december

[@mijimllinio7401]

Tis the season for the season

[@madnessarcade7447]

19:13 Emma’s family and hook love Emma too much they would hesitate if Emma needed to be taken out but Regina wouldn’t she would do what needs to be done

[@GB-xt7zm]

OMG FINALLY. I've been holding off on watching your season 4 video so I would always have a video I could watch

[@scarypoppins4491]

just what i needed to listen to while i finish my holiday chores !! love u haley

[@mijimllinio7401]

Same here lol

[@amandadesire2977]

Thank you for this holiday gift Haley, appreciate you down✋🏽😌

[@danielep.4076]

Omg! I just started rewatching this series again last night! Happy holidays to me 😍

[@mijimllinio7401]

Happy holidays

[@enoeht]

My day has been made! I offer this engagement to the algorithm gods.

[@mijimllinio7401]

The most wonderful moment of this christmas😊

[@svetlanaolivares2330]

this was actually the season i dropped OUAT im SO excited to see the insanity that i missed

[@elfi643]

Haley i will never be sick of your face i have been checking your channel regularly to see if you put this video out

[@mijimllinio7401]

Real

[@bluebel1857]

I loved your recap vids so much that I actually started watching the show and love the camp of it all

[@saintofeep]

BEST CHRISTMAS GIFT EVER THANK YOUU

[@mijimllinio7401]

I shouted when i saw the thumbnail

[@spicoli_1117]

Best Christmas gift ever!!

[@mijimllinio7401]

O'holy upload

[@northeden9674]

THIS JUMPSCARED ME ON MY LUNCH BUT IM HERE FOR IT

[@mijimllinio7401]

Best part is i had bought a pizza