MY EX-GIRLFRIENDS GET FREAKY IN BITLIFE | Bitlife (Hilarious Life Simulator)

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Kubz Scouts

Kubz Scouts

Күн бұрын

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@ry0inr3d
@ry0inr3d 5 жыл бұрын
“You messaged your ex-girlfriend, Zelda, with a pic of your freshly waxed testicles. She wrote back ‘lmao’” HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@newandroid2673
@newandroid2673 5 жыл бұрын
She wasn't the only one laughing her ass off, either XD
@chickensalad2802
@chickensalad2802 5 жыл бұрын
Damn calm down
@crazylamofficial6628
@crazylamofficial6628 5 жыл бұрын
Them fresh testicles fresh
@jetson366
@jetson366 5 жыл бұрын
Well she ain’t gotta pluck the hairs one by one anymore
@kimcheex5
@kimcheex5 5 жыл бұрын
Hate when that happens 🤣
@clown_moonie
@clown_moonie 5 жыл бұрын
"I have no hope in me" -Jay 2019-2019 Jay's laugh gets me all the time!!!
@mikumiku4634
@mikumiku4634 5 жыл бұрын
Kpop Potato LmaFo he was dying over his girlfriend being broke I-
@clown_moonie
@clown_moonie 5 жыл бұрын
@@mikumiku4634 I was like "That girlfriend is me when ever my parents talk about something with the amount of money I have"
@alexisnagy9438
@alexisnagy9438 5 жыл бұрын
•Peppa Smokes• I know 😂😂
@madangel7895
@madangel7895 5 жыл бұрын
Kpop Potato same lmao
@Tangerinines
@Tangerinines 5 жыл бұрын
I saw you in another video with a top comment again wow ;-;
@iilxnaii4607
@iilxnaii4607 5 жыл бұрын
*”I WANTED TO DATE A GIRL NAMED COBBLEDICK”*-*Jay 2019*
@tommyswinter4826
@tommyswinter4826 4 жыл бұрын
These are super annoying I hate to see these when I see this -someone 2020 ima head out
@aprilnkistler2288
@aprilnkistler2288 4 жыл бұрын
My name on bitlife was Sarah gobbledick.... WOWZ
@kimhongjoong5724
@kimhongjoong5724 4 жыл бұрын
ohkay..
@awesumMarkov
@awesumMarkov 4 жыл бұрын
i checked this and now its *666* likes
@gamerguy2554
@gamerguy2554 4 жыл бұрын
@@awesumMarkov Devils number.
@spookykroma467
@spookykroma467 5 жыл бұрын
*Jay is been laughing for the rest 1 minute of the video because of the word "BROKE"*
@hiimalwaysgayer885
@hiimalwaysgayer885 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao Ikr😂😂
@Cruelhall
@Cruelhall 5 жыл бұрын
Ik creepy
@harvy4068
@harvy4068 5 жыл бұрын
Ikr LMAO
@MsRosalinda724
@MsRosalinda724 5 жыл бұрын
I thought jay was dying
@itssclementine4269
@itssclementine4269 5 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I question his sanity honestly
@catherinepalmigiano7994
@catherinepalmigiano7994 5 жыл бұрын
When u found out the Zelda was broke... that laugh tho😂
@addisonmckay8350
@addisonmckay8350 4 жыл бұрын
Yess I was thinking the exactly what I was thinking
@safi0998
@safi0998 4 жыл бұрын
I was laughing like that
@nav70921
@nav70921 3 жыл бұрын
He now has depression and anxiety
@altaccount393
@altaccount393 3 жыл бұрын
@@nav70921 he will never date Zelda now
@realdaughtertabitha1227
@realdaughtertabitha1227 3 жыл бұрын
Right when I read this comment the part of the vid where jay starts dating Zelda came up cause I’m scrolling through the comment while watching the vid
@lasomething3228
@lasomething3228 5 жыл бұрын
Jay at 1:17 :ImMa SpAnK mAh DoG The next scene... Dog:-dies- Jay:NOOOOOOOO
@thesmalldoge9834
@thesmalldoge9834 4 жыл бұрын
He did do that tho
@grandpasponge8527
@grandpasponge8527 4 жыл бұрын
8:16
@pekopekoyama7085
@pekopekoyama7085 3 жыл бұрын
What, He hit him a lil to hard.
@jamar3905
@jamar3905 5 жыл бұрын
I tried to be a nice person in bitlife. Everything was going well until someone insulted my mother and I killed them and went to life in prison.
@loveablesimp
@loveablesimp 5 жыл бұрын
Welp xD
@sodastream188
@sodastream188 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao that went south fast😂
@icefallssnowstorms3224
@icefallssnowstorms3224 5 жыл бұрын
JamarPlays that’s sad
@thatonecandor
@thatonecandor 5 жыл бұрын
I assaulted a person for calling my fam member something and they died from their injuries *I DIDN'T EVEN GET CAUGHT.*
@flo-we9wu
@flo-we9wu 5 жыл бұрын
I- LMAO
@TailsIsDisappointed
@TailsIsDisappointed 5 жыл бұрын
I once got over 90,000 years in prison in bitlife... I was a horrible person...
@justanotheraverageweeb3037
@justanotheraverageweeb3037 5 жыл бұрын
My highest was 1301 years
@fyreprof
@fyreprof 5 жыл бұрын
132100 years
@blueblueisamazing
@blueblueisamazing 5 жыл бұрын
Omg whatever happened man?
@fyreprof
@fyreprof 5 жыл бұрын
Ive seen people get millions
@Zerohi123
@Zerohi123 5 жыл бұрын
My highest is 130 million
@xxholliexx9924
@xxholliexx9924 5 жыл бұрын
*6:45**-**8:04* *My Mind: I Just F***ing Watched A Grown A Man Laugh Because Somebody Was Broke.. For More Than 1 Minute..*
@phat_rat1471
@phat_rat1471 5 жыл бұрын
No way
@Original.TrappinTrezz
@Original.TrappinTrezz 4 жыл бұрын
Lol ikr
@lordbeerus6435
@lordbeerus6435 3 жыл бұрын
I died when he said “not even a couple dollars”
@sleepy9883
@sleepy9883 3 жыл бұрын
*wheeze*
@l1ghth9zelx4
@l1ghth9zelx4 2 жыл бұрын
@@lordbeerus6435 not even one dollar😂😂
@brooklynm1519
@brooklynm1519 5 жыл бұрын
You: Hey, can I have $1 Girlfriend: I'm bRoKe! Edit: Omg thanks Jay!
@wuftchan8299
@wuftchan8299 5 жыл бұрын
thats how everyone is now adays
@pippajohnson9489
@pippajohnson9489 5 жыл бұрын
I hate that! Asks partner for money. Sorry I'm broke? Gives them 10,00 dollars. Asks for money. Sorry I'm broke!🤔🤣
@brooklynm1519
@brooklynm1519 5 жыл бұрын
Omg thanks Jay!!!
@osncw2846
@osncw2846 5 жыл бұрын
pippa johnson ik
@redcorruption9922
@redcorruption9922 5 жыл бұрын
Brooklyn M Brooklyn gang!!!
@urushihara_
@urushihara_ 5 жыл бұрын
This is how long Jay laugh at the word "Broke". ↓
@sevolkiss
@sevolkiss 5 жыл бұрын
Pickled Peppers 82 what? Years? Minutes? Seconds?
@richiecantos7793
@richiecantos7793 5 жыл бұрын
He laughed for 92 he laughed for 92 what the fuck?
@widgell4582
@widgell4582 5 жыл бұрын
I was ur 100th like
@alexsucks2411
@alexsucks2411 5 жыл бұрын
Katie Nyau *years*
@widgell4582
@widgell4582 5 жыл бұрын
199 almost at 200 likes
@Geomaniac
@Geomaniac 5 жыл бұрын
Concept of being broke: *exists* Jay: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@brendanbzdel2770
@brendanbzdel2770 5 жыл бұрын
I still remember when jay was playing bit life and this happent... *tries to pickpocket a blind man* -The blind man saw you and ran away-
@sketchanimations931
@sketchanimations931 5 жыл бұрын
ItzTyler Here #4 that still gets me
@tianaluximun6413
@tianaluximun6413 5 жыл бұрын
ItzTyler Here #4 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@itzlavender1364
@itzlavender1364 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@mars_png.
@mars_png. 5 жыл бұрын
I remember that!!
@sketchanimations931
@sketchanimations931 5 жыл бұрын
Sub To PewDiePie I love your name
@Daily_Pulse
@Daily_Pulse 5 жыл бұрын
When jay started laughing like a maniac i died of laughter😂
@miah.iverson
@miah.iverson 5 жыл бұрын
Slipz Gamer it’s was so annoying tho
@alexisnagy9438
@alexisnagy9438 5 жыл бұрын
Miah Iverson no it was hilarious
@rerlocosplays3944
@rerlocosplays3944 5 жыл бұрын
I wish to not burst your bubble... but your comment doesn't have a heart..?
@thisgal8821
@thisgal8821 5 жыл бұрын
Sorry mate but it disappears after the edit..
@Daily_Pulse
@Daily_Pulse 5 жыл бұрын
@@thisgal8821 AAAHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT
@Rd-uy1pz
@Rd-uy1pz 3 жыл бұрын
“WAXED TESTES I LOVE YOU” Jays neighbors: ...should we, question... that?
@rosefromtitanic2264
@rosefromtitanic2264 Жыл бұрын
They probably hear a lot on a daily
@nanyur3013
@nanyur3013 11 ай бұрын
​@@rosefromtitanic2264lmao fr
@ambermarie4369
@ambermarie4369 5 жыл бұрын
“GAHHHH I WANTED TO DATE A GIRL NAMED COBBLEDICK” 😂😂😂
@kawiiwhatever9114
@kawiiwhatever9114 5 жыл бұрын
🤣
@gachasarah1493
@gachasarah1493 5 жыл бұрын
My brother has a gf with the last name cobbledick 😂
@stxrmiiskies9917
@stxrmiiskies9917 5 жыл бұрын
(・∀・) I Giggled When I Saw The Word Cobbledick 😂
@Hanifa_A_YT
@Hanifa_A_YT 5 жыл бұрын
Lol Jay to dog: I'm gonna spank him Literally not two seconds after Dog dies 😂 I just can't with this
@icefallssnowstorms3224
@icefallssnowstorms3224 5 жыл бұрын
Hanifa Akther I died at that part
@Hanifa_A_YT
@Hanifa_A_YT 5 жыл бұрын
@@icefallssnowstorms3224 yup me too
@aprilmcdonnell3801
@aprilmcdonnell3801 5 жыл бұрын
That’s sad
@akemi6189
@akemi6189 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@akemi6189
@akemi6189 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@kichibunn
@kichibunn 5 жыл бұрын
“WAXED TESTES I LOVE YOUUUU!!” -Jay 2019
@khuslenzayaerdenebat1802
@khuslenzayaerdenebat1802 4 жыл бұрын
XD
@dannyhuynh8809
@dannyhuynh8809 5 жыл бұрын
No one: Not even a single soul: Kubz Scouts: *Laughs for 5 minutes straight.*
@zephanstarry8587
@zephanstarry8587 5 жыл бұрын
I thought it was the whole video lmao
@ava9485
@ava9485 5 жыл бұрын
His name is Jay btw just sayin and IKR
@pawslove5799
@pawslove5799 4 жыл бұрын
Jay the Tomato!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!
@gachallamagirl8500
@gachallamagirl8500 4 жыл бұрын
Aesτђeͥτiͣcͫ if your going to be rude, do it somewhere else. No one wants ur shitty attitude
@pawslove5799
@pawslove5799 4 жыл бұрын
@@ema82634 you shouldn't be rude she/he was just saying it's Jay and the person calling him Kubz Scouts (don't know the user name) probably didn't know or they did know just wanted to be funny or something
@meganr7630
@meganr7630 5 жыл бұрын
Waxed Testes Bucket-Sack is literally the best name I've ever heard.
@marsh919
@marsh919 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr xD
@xoviaa
@xoviaa 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr xD
@Casper_cos
@Casper_cos 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr xD
@aba8104
@aba8104 4 жыл бұрын
5x xD
@SCAREDYET-x6p
@SCAREDYET-x6p 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr xD
@altercxtiontutorials5728
@altercxtiontutorials5728 5 жыл бұрын
zelda: im broke.. Tomato Jay: PFFFFTTHAHAHHAAHHAAHhahahahAHHAHAHA
@skrubby4054
@skrubby4054 5 жыл бұрын
"Waxed Testes does not want to reconnect with you." One second later: "You are no longer suffering from depression." Me: I'm sorry what
@noodlebarr4930
@noodlebarr4930 5 жыл бұрын
*tries to reconnect with abandoned daughter* *rejectes* jay: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO happiness: *from 26 % till 76 % * LOL i guess you were that happy in bitlife
@esthetic3521
@esthetic3521 5 жыл бұрын
M.C/Maitha GachaPlayz I subscribe to you bruuuuu
@marianabdi2499
@marianabdi2499 5 жыл бұрын
@@esthetic3521 me toooo
@coolcutepenguin
@coolcutepenguin 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@ihatedaisies
@ihatedaisies 5 жыл бұрын
This game is troll lmao
@alexandergaray6088
@alexandergaray6088 5 жыл бұрын
Jay: *Dying from laughter* ShE's BrOkE Me: Hahaha *15 mins later* Jay: *still dying from laughter* SHE IS BROKE couldent even give me one dollar
@biwuladythemimic1551
@biwuladythemimic1551 3 жыл бұрын
Timestamp please- i was busy and i missed the part-
@tilak1211
@tilak1211 3 жыл бұрын
@@biwuladythemimic1551 its 6:45
@lonewolf6473
@lonewolf6473 5 жыл бұрын
11:32 I love how he add Phoenix Wright's"TAKE THAT" hahahaha!!
@moonrules9751
@moonrules9751 5 жыл бұрын
Bitlife: Zelda said she is broke Jay: Laughs at everything for 3 minutes straight
@alexisnagy9438
@alexisnagy9438 5 жыл бұрын
Moon Rules ik 💀
@crimeallthetime_
@crimeallthetime_ 5 жыл бұрын
Haha😅😂😂
@spencermartinez6748
@spencermartinez6748 5 жыл бұрын
Jay: this man can't get the girls! Jay when he gets a gf: u a maniac! Haha! 😂😂
@claudiagonzalez1737
@claudiagonzalez1737 5 жыл бұрын
This is how many time Jay got rejected in bit life lol ⬇
@yimei9729
@yimei9729 5 жыл бұрын
Abby Weaver ;-;
@tpn-itsjustme3099
@tpn-itsjustme3099 5 жыл бұрын
He has a girlfriend in real life
@tatumellax
@tatumellax 5 жыл бұрын
Rip jay
@arianator4evergachab149
@arianator4evergachab149 5 жыл бұрын
lol
@miyu_marionette
@miyu_marionette 5 жыл бұрын
3.8k times?! That's so sad oof
@randomphantomxd4734
@randomphantomxd4734 5 жыл бұрын
"Your father passed away at the age of 69" Me: :'( _Looks at the age he died_ Me: *Nice*
@XenoTheTurtle
@XenoTheTurtle 5 жыл бұрын
Well, he did die from hepatitis B...
@oliviahawkins1513
@oliviahawkins1513 5 жыл бұрын
I wish Jay would play Sneak Thief again
@letsgotosleepjoker6552
@letsgotosleepjoker6552 5 жыл бұрын
His son was born after the son's mom intentionally avoided birth control
@NotDanP1an
@NotDanP1an 5 жыл бұрын
@@letsgotosleepjoker6552 She was also 29 when he died. A 20 year old and a 60 year old having one kid and then having another kid 3 years later seems VERY weird.
@Didithegoat
@Didithegoat 5 жыл бұрын
*smack* Nice.
@pamelamihelich5660
@pamelamihelich5660 5 жыл бұрын
No one: Jay: *laughs ab gf being broke for 4 min* Me: *does the same
@Therealtransmasckanade
@Therealtransmasckanade 4 жыл бұрын
Facts👉
@cristyplayzz2537
@cristyplayzz2537 5 жыл бұрын
Pause 7:03 lmao that could be a poem I am cured of anxiety I called Zelda dope I asked Zelda for money, but she said she is broke
@graphicsolid
@graphicsolid 5 жыл бұрын
Cristy Playzz253 Nah, it’s a rap
@carrolelhelou2643
@carrolelhelou2643 5 жыл бұрын
It’s a rap
@angelaroman8378
@angelaroman8378 5 жыл бұрын
I got one dark despare hope broke
@macysaylor1738
@macysaylor1738 5 жыл бұрын
@@graphicsolid rAp iS tEcHniCaLly a PoEm BrUv
@harvy4068
@harvy4068 5 жыл бұрын
So true lmao
@the.lovely.caittt
@the.lovely.caittt 5 жыл бұрын
I missed the Bit Life videos! Keep up the great work Jay. Congrats on the baby. :))
@shy2768
@shy2768 5 жыл бұрын
..
@stillchoosinganame6550
@stillchoosinganame6550 5 жыл бұрын
Wait what?
@ihatetaki6017
@ihatetaki6017 5 жыл бұрын
Exactly yes 💕 He's gonna be such a good dad
@shy2768
@shy2768 5 жыл бұрын
@@ihatetaki6017 whats happening??!?!
@lakeishablackington1175
@lakeishablackington1175 5 жыл бұрын
Hello there I don’t understand
@everyone.loves.mee_
@everyone.loves.mee_ 4 жыл бұрын
Jay: *Sends EX a txxxt* Ex: lmao Jay: *dying of laughter* Me: Did she speak the truth?
@ry0inr3d
@ry0inr3d 5 жыл бұрын
LMAO THE SYMBOL FOR ABANDONING YOUR BABY- JUST A SYMBOL FOR THROWING SOMETHING AWAY LMAOO
@layanzaher3603
@layanzaher3603 5 жыл бұрын
Jay:I’m gonna ask her for money Zelda:I’m broke Jay:*laughing* 5mins later Jay:still laughing 😂😂
@roderickhogan7837
@roderickhogan7837 5 жыл бұрын
I was laughing for a minute and I was like all of the comments talking about no one laughing but something wrong with me if I am
@jaylenpompa2908
@jaylenpompa2908 5 жыл бұрын
And then turns in tomato🍅
@kpmiller9726
@kpmiller9726 4 жыл бұрын
*i was the 666th comment*
@Original.TrappinTrezz
@Original.TrappinTrezz 4 жыл бұрын
He laught for a minute and a half
@sakuraa_7o
@sakuraa_7o 4 жыл бұрын
Layan Zaher heck I was laughin too😂😂😂
@themadartist4528
@themadartist4528 3 жыл бұрын
14:01 if you took everything he just said and wrote it down, and then took it out of this context it would be the weirdest and funniest thing ever written, this goes for a LOT of things he has said 😂
@Lyrix56
@Lyrix56 Жыл бұрын
I did that then gave it to my brother 😂
@brokencream5040
@brokencream5040 5 жыл бұрын
lmao I still remember: “Imma pickpocket..A BLIND MAN“ The Blind Man saw you, and ran away! lmaoooo OML not even 3 hours and I got 893 likes lmaoo
@mcdoofin3929
@mcdoofin3929 5 жыл бұрын
That was epic gamer moment
@noodol6070
@noodol6070 5 жыл бұрын
The moment you knew your life was a lie Lol
@grace-taylorsversion-9058
@grace-taylorsversion-9058 5 жыл бұрын
I just watched that again yesterday
@creativeusername3650
@creativeusername3650 5 жыл бұрын
That happened to me 🤣😂
@Basil-.
@Basil-. 5 жыл бұрын
Lol that was funny
@mimi5667
@mimi5667 5 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Kubz Scouts: sHE’s BrOkE 😂😂
@sidthejovian5105
@sidthejovian5105 4 жыл бұрын
It's really awkward and funny 😂😅
@KRIODONO
@KRIODONO 3 жыл бұрын
idk why I can't stop seeing "HE BOE"
@sealc4465
@sealc4465 5 жыл бұрын
I've never heard a grown man laugh about waxed testes so wholesomely
@Solxtia
@Solxtia 5 жыл бұрын
I kept having one night stands, I died the next day 😂
@siham111
@siham111 5 жыл бұрын
i got lustful lmaoo
@saniyazeno9028
@saniyazeno9028 5 жыл бұрын
You mean the next year
@creativeusername3650
@creativeusername3650 5 жыл бұрын
Gawdaum
@notaseat5934
@notaseat5934 5 жыл бұрын
Oop saniya gotchu
@caomore3153
@caomore3153 5 жыл бұрын
Watch out for people with "craziness down below", but there's always a chance to get a disease or HIV
@artist._ace9793
@artist._ace9793 5 жыл бұрын
Ahh I Rember that one time when Jay was like “IM GONNA PICKPOCKET A BLIND MAN” **The Blind Man sees you and ran away** Jay and All of us: WhAt!?
@tia._1213
@tia._1213 5 жыл бұрын
SNIF SNIF I smell a content stealer
@artist._ace9793
@artist._ace9793 5 жыл бұрын
TT_ Beasti13 What?
@tia._1213
@tia._1213 5 жыл бұрын
Emi Kawaii I was playing sorry 😬😬
@randunker
@randunker 5 жыл бұрын
That can only happen in this game
@mr.obvious1195
@mr.obvious1195 5 жыл бұрын
Stolen comment alert stolen comment alert
@lycanphobic
@lycanphobic 4 жыл бұрын
Jay 3 seconds ago:OkaY wHerEs ThE spAnk Option jay 3 seconds later: *dog dies* ArChIe nOOoOo I sTILL lOved yOu
@kaniyq
@kaniyq 5 жыл бұрын
Jay: *asks girlfriend for money* BitLife: *shes broke* Nobody: Not anyone in the world: Not even the dead people: Jay: BAGHAHHAHAHAHABAHAHAHAGAGAGHAHABAAHAHHA
@VeryMarv
@VeryMarv 5 жыл бұрын
tru
@miah.iverson
@miah.iverson 5 жыл бұрын
It was annoying of how much he was laughing. It wasn’t even funny...
@78niya
@78niya 5 жыл бұрын
then get off his channel..? if it's not funny.
@miah.iverson
@miah.iverson 5 жыл бұрын
sodapop! Nah I can do what I want. I’ll live it’s just annoying that he’s laughing for something that’s not funny
@kaniyq
@kaniyq 5 жыл бұрын
sodapop! Ok now let’s calm down it’s nothing to get defensive about
@idkarl3364
@idkarl3364 5 жыл бұрын
Anyone: Im Broke Jay: **Literally Wheezing**
@icanexplain5974
@icanexplain5974 4 жыл бұрын
Deku my bb!
@artsyseren6105
@artsyseren6105 4 жыл бұрын
Asthma attack lol
@bakudekuenthusiast4411
@bakudekuenthusiast4411 4 жыл бұрын
Your pfp pic of Deku is making me wheeze and UwU
@safi0998
@safi0998 4 жыл бұрын
Who else watchs dream and sees the laugh in him and the tea kettle
@PaRamiYT
@PaRamiYT 3 жыл бұрын
400th Like!
@Domino_B3anz
@Domino_B3anz 5 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Nobody at all: Not even a ghost: Jay: 0:33 “Eyyy I gets freaky.”
@shasha0842
@shasha0842 5 жыл бұрын
Jay continuously laughs at his girlfriend for being broke, while being broke himself.
@crimsonilla6550
@crimsonilla6550 5 жыл бұрын
“Ima spank him” **One year later** “NOOO ARCHIEEEEEE” 😭
@mintytaekook6967
@mintytaekook6967 3 жыл бұрын
@Cooki3s4ndCr3am lol to death
@iiminders
@iiminders 3 жыл бұрын
my family spank our dogs.
@kimjangseason455
@kimjangseason455 4 жыл бұрын
7:36 She's broHoHoHoHoHoHokkkkkeee always gets me.
@whazzurs6154
@whazzurs6154 5 жыл бұрын
At first I was like *why is he so unlucky* but then I looked at his avatar and understood
@biancaperez957
@biancaperez957 5 жыл бұрын
-eh I dont get it
@the.angelic
@the.angelic 5 жыл бұрын
@@biancaperez957 Me either. Was it because he had red hair and blue eyes? (I was looking a but too closely to know that he has blue eyes.) To be honest, if youre talking about because he had red hair, I think red hair is nice. Kinda reminds me of Ron Weasley.
@LilysCorner143
@LilysCorner143 5 жыл бұрын
Red heads have terrible luckk
@veiniisand
@veiniisand 5 жыл бұрын
Bianca Perez He’s a ginger
@gggbb9183
@gggbb9183 5 жыл бұрын
Whazz Urs? 😂😂
@melissacarpenter7932
@melissacarpenter7932 5 жыл бұрын
I did a BitLife before where my ex wife WHO DIVORCED ME wouldn't leave me alone like then I died at the age of 34
@wings8956
@wings8956 5 жыл бұрын
She probably killed you
@wings8956
@wings8956 5 жыл бұрын
Wow I only ever made it to102
@cherryblossom2425
@cherryblossom2425 5 жыл бұрын
Viv’s biggest fan same!
@infectedrashpiggy1773
@infectedrashpiggy1773 5 жыл бұрын
Oof
@mewre6789
@mewre6789 5 жыл бұрын
"Brianna gray" Me: oh that's my name ..... Wtf that's my full name
@deviilbby1259
@deviilbby1259 5 жыл бұрын
"I think my big brother, Aurelio, is starting to become sexually active" Me and jay and everyone else: *hold up*
@milkweed6876
@milkweed6876 5 жыл бұрын
*SWEET HOME ALABAMA* either that or hes not the fastest man in the south 👊😔
@chu2thebeam472
@chu2thebeam472 5 жыл бұрын
When I first saw that I thought it said *"I think my big brother, Aurelio is starting to become sexually attractive XD"*
@birdlover7875
@birdlover7875 5 жыл бұрын
I love how Jay was full-on laughing for 20mins straight about someone saying they're broke... 😂😂😂
@_StrayKidsForever_
@_StrayKidsForever_ 9 ай бұрын
Hmm..he’s laughing for 1 min now.
@memifierlord7358
@memifierlord7358 5 жыл бұрын
Jay: Laughs at his gf on here being broke Also Jay: *is secretly broke irl*
@thunder9833
@thunder9833 5 жыл бұрын
I once get stalked by my ex every year, get back with her, broke up, had another ex, killed her husband, got away with it Edit: THIS IS ON BITLIFE, NOT IN REAL LIFE
@sleepybb8781
@sleepybb8781 5 жыл бұрын
what- I-
@silent_ember
@silent_ember 5 жыл бұрын
Would you be comfortable saying that to a judge? 🤣🤣🤣
@lucybufton7147
@lucybufton7147 5 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing this was on bitlife
@thunder9833
@thunder9833 5 жыл бұрын
@@lucybufton7147 Duh
@thunder9833
@thunder9833 5 жыл бұрын
@@silent_ember Nah, I would pretend I can't talk and asked my lawyer to do it
@clown_moonie
@clown_moonie 5 жыл бұрын
Bae gettin FREAKY DEAKY "Let me get a girlfriend and break up so that I can stalk her" A few moments later "Betty rejected me"
@masugeti
@masugeti 4 жыл бұрын
Jay's laugh is so contagious 😂💛
@panigbrowardcollege
@panigbrowardcollege 5 жыл бұрын
1:20 I got emotional since I’m watching this at like 12:00 AM and started talking to my Maltese about how much I love him and don’t want him to die.
@hscruda19
@hscruda19 5 жыл бұрын
CherryRoses lol😂
@McFuffy
@McFuffy 5 жыл бұрын
@CherryRoses Like same
@tanaka5564
@tanaka5564 5 жыл бұрын
CherryRoses aww
@mesmerizingx3551
@mesmerizingx3551 5 жыл бұрын
Can we all agree that Jays baby is going to be 98% Jay and 2% Nini 😂
@lakeishablackington1175
@lakeishablackington1175 5 жыл бұрын
Nini is pregnant
@endo3528
@endo3528 5 жыл бұрын
@@remim3259 they are going to have one Nini is pregnant
@mesmerizingx3551
@mesmerizingx3551 5 жыл бұрын
@@remim3259 They are having 1, it was announced on his Twitter.
@loveablesimp
@loveablesimp 5 жыл бұрын
Yes 😂😂😂
@loveablesimp
@loveablesimp 5 жыл бұрын
@@remim3259 There about to be parents..
@cooljuice8568
@cooljuice8568 4 жыл бұрын
Everytime Jay laughs I start laughing like his laugh is contagious brooo
@KrabbyPattySecretForumla
@KrabbyPattySecretForumla 5 жыл бұрын
Link: *"ZELDA"* Zelda: *"LINK!"* Link: *"OH BOY ITS SMOOCHING TIME"* Zelda: *"AAAH-"* **Law and order**
@RileyA.
@RileyA. 5 жыл бұрын
XD
@soniakoumpi3838
@soniakoumpi3838 5 жыл бұрын
"I was conceived after my mother intentionally avoided taking her birth control" she did her husband hard😂😂
@naomibeltran8191
@naomibeltran8191 4 жыл бұрын
I know this is old but here’s a challenge: Asian challenge 1. Your smarts must be 75% or over 2. You must be born in a asian country 3. You can only date online, not when someone comes to you 4. You can only marry when your 30 or over 5. You must meditate every year 6. Your career must be a doctor 7. You must be a disappointment to your parents all the time below 18 years old ( if possible ) 8. You must gamble at least once 9. You must study every year at least 3 times 10. ( I don’t know if this is possible BUT ) if you get a pet cat or dog, you must eat it Please like so he can see it ( By the way you can restart your life as a baby in the activity if you don’t have over 75% or not born in a asian country and if your born with 50-74% smarts you can raise your smarts by studying or going to college )
@legoivan44321
@legoivan44321 4 жыл бұрын
Ken jeong much?
@gamerguy2554
@gamerguy2554 4 жыл бұрын
I liked.
@FriendlyCloaker
@FriendlyCloaker 5 жыл бұрын
Jay: *laughs* "Everyone liked that"
@Chaosity_the_artist
@Chaosity_the_artist 5 жыл бұрын
true dat XD
@morrow5166
@morrow5166 5 жыл бұрын
"Imma apply for this major" Five seconds later: *"AnD thEy RejEcTed mE bEcAuSe iM A dUmBsHiT TwT"*
@aba8104
@aba8104 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard almost like jay
@i.c-0n188
@i.c-0n188 3 жыл бұрын
HwH
@riyannahsarmago1945
@riyannahsarmago1945 2 жыл бұрын
Jay is that kind of person that will laugh at a joke that everyone else finds unfunny but he is able to make them laugh cause of his laugh
@vivianmonteverdi378
@vivianmonteverdi378 5 жыл бұрын
He spent like 5 minutes laughing about Zelda being broke and I laughed with him OMG HE LIKED ME COMMENT FAN GIRL ALERT o my god I can’t believe it i removes the heart
@the.angelic
@the.angelic 5 жыл бұрын
Oof, when he likes your comment and you edit it, the heart goes away. ;-;
@Sean-fz8if
@Sean-fz8if 5 жыл бұрын
You removed the heart.. I'm dead lol
@imjared1970
@imjared1970 5 жыл бұрын
Really where i don't see it 😂
@gggbb9183
@gggbb9183 5 жыл бұрын
Somebody come get er shes taking all the liquor...
@sv3546
@sv3546 5 жыл бұрын
Bruh moment
@Super-Shafs
@Super-Shafs 5 жыл бұрын
Please continue playing BitLife Don't think twice. Just do it
@flowa6007
@flowa6007 5 жыл бұрын
Jay laughing....with the word *BROKE* 😂
@cloudhhhh
@cloudhhhh 5 жыл бұрын
My dude laughed at a girl who said she's broke for 3 minutes straight 👌👌👌
@larkyy_
@larkyy_ 5 жыл бұрын
6:46 Jay's Laugh Is So Contagious😂 And He Laughed For Almost 3 Minutes Straight 😂💜
@janetboyerbasichs7158
@janetboyerbasichs7158 2 жыл бұрын
I have a challenge! It's like the Yandere Challenge, but in DogLife. 1. Mate with who you want 2. Always pick the most violent option when someone is against you 3. Do everything in your power to earn as much respect as possible in your hierarchy 4. That said, be reasonable! Ayano doesn't challenge Nemesis-chan, and so as Yanpup, don't attack anyone too much stronger than you. 5. Once you encounter your Senpuppy, you must do your best to build up a relationship with him 6. Stay with your Senpuppy at all costs 7. When you have puppies with your Senpuppy you win 8. Avoid the animal shelter at all costs. Ayano can't go to jail and Yanpup can't go to the animal shelter. If you end up in an animal shelter and Senpuppy is not there, you must reset. 9. Always take Senpuppy's side in conflict 10. Cooperate with vets unless they try to spay or euthanize you. YOU CANNOT ALLOW EITHER OF THOSE THINGS TO HAPPEN. 11. If Senpuppy dies, you must do self-imposed not alive. That's all! Have fun! ...And remember, it won't be easy!
@mortuusdiebus
@mortuusdiebus 5 жыл бұрын
Zelda: I’m broke Barry: Wh- Me: I’m broke Some little girl at the beach: :(
@alicia2619
@alicia2619 5 жыл бұрын
You know what, don’t take- *_TAKE THAT!_* I nearly had a heart attack...
@Giana.mp3
@Giana.mp3 4 жыл бұрын
14:50 when u said uh oh got me dead 😂😂🤣💀
@nadiasp33dwag0n2
@nadiasp33dwag0n2 5 жыл бұрын
I love how much he laughed after she said she was broke, like the fact that he was laughing so hard made me laugh
@suzette_1528
@suzette_1528 5 жыл бұрын
Love your vids. You're the best Also congrats on the baby. You and Nini will be the best parents ever.
@str4wb3rryz83
@str4wb3rryz83 4 жыл бұрын
Jay : *laughs for 2- 10 mins bc Zelda said shes broke* Me : *O-o*
@livv_laugh_luvv
@livv_laugh_luvv 5 жыл бұрын
Bitlife:I think my brother is starting to become sexually active Jay: How do you know! Me: are you sure they wernt born in Alabama?
@kw4118
@kw4118 5 жыл бұрын
Not funny
@birb_Mairead06
@birb_Mairead06 5 жыл бұрын
3 minutes
@birb_Mairead06
@birb_Mairead06 5 жыл бұрын
@@katladyklawson6840 Then ignore it. No point in including yourself if you don't like it.
@xxnekkochanxx9687
@xxnekkochanxx9687 5 жыл бұрын
Omg these types of jokes are getting old and are making less sense😑
@Honey-wx1lc
@Honey-wx1lc 5 жыл бұрын
When ur from Alabama-
@MadisonHarmon-cy4st
@MadisonHarmon-cy4st 5 жыл бұрын
dang- Jay makes words sound so nice- “16 thou-wow” ~Jay 2019 i’m gonna say that until the day i die, thank you Jay
@jcpearl241
@jcpearl241 5 жыл бұрын
Awww lucky u Jay liked ur comment
@emilymya06
@emilymya06 5 жыл бұрын
How many times jay laughed after she said she was broke ⬇️
@the.angelic
@the.angelic 5 жыл бұрын
That moment when you click so fast on a Kubz Scouts notification that you think you broke your finger.
@crystal4187
@crystal4187 5 жыл бұрын
Omg yes
@Fl1ght0f1carus
@Fl1ght0f1carus 5 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@can0cringe
@can0cringe 5 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: You did. Now go get that medical attention and fix it before it gets worse
@the.angelic
@the.angelic 5 жыл бұрын
@@can0cringe *le gasp *
@can0cringe
@can0cringe 5 жыл бұрын
Katrina XD : HAROLD YOUR FINGER CALL 911
@anisam5509
@anisam5509 5 жыл бұрын
9:45 Me: dang I didn't know Jay was a wood pecker
@olliemaria7143
@olliemaria7143 5 жыл бұрын
SISTER SHOOK IM SCREAMING🤣
@Vicioussnakeboy
@Vicioussnakeboy Жыл бұрын
Zelda Romo: Sorry I'm broke Jay: *laughing intensifies*
@taylorl9424
@taylorl9424 5 жыл бұрын
when he regrets abandoning his daughter Jay: Noooo i loved you!! also Jay: I hated you!!!
@chaezxn4957
@chaezxn4957 5 жыл бұрын
7:42 I HEARD YANDERE CHAN I THINK KUBZ SCOUTS-CHAN IS THE NEW YANDERE
@fourofheartsv2675
@fourofheartsv2675 5 жыл бұрын
OMG.....
@chaezxn4957
@chaezxn4957 5 жыл бұрын
shy animates IKR!?
@olliemaria7143
@olliemaria7143 5 жыл бұрын
oMG-
@BHCelsior
@BHCelsior 5 жыл бұрын
YOOOOOONGIEEEEEEE :D
@shanicem2222
@shanicem2222 5 жыл бұрын
Oppa stop
@tea_sugarisgood
@tea_sugarisgood 6 ай бұрын
Thanks!
@esmeraldabaca1090
@esmeraldabaca1090 5 жыл бұрын
Gets diagnosed with depression Jay: wow that got heavy and i haven't even been 10 years old yet i haven't even gotten my first ball hairs yet😂😂😂
@luni9614
@luni9614 5 жыл бұрын
Jay:laughs: (the next day) Jay::still laughing: (1000000000000 billion years) Jay:is still laughing in heaven
@Suzanneperez
@Suzanneperez 3 жыл бұрын
When his kid rejects him he no longer suffers from depression
@lexibander
@lexibander 5 жыл бұрын
"I havent even gotten my first ball hair"
@isabellarose3524
@isabellarose3524 5 жыл бұрын
Zelda: I’m broke Nobody: Jay:🍅
@Mugetsu542
@Mugetsu542 Жыл бұрын
i was laughing so much when he just kept on getting rejected
@dantoakn4778
@dantoakn4778 5 жыл бұрын
*sees an abandon child option with an icon of a man throwing trash in a trash can** me: *yes*
@evie4127
@evie4127 5 жыл бұрын
I like how he laughed straight from 6:44 to 8:01 just because his girlfriend is broke. The next time he does a try not to laugh vid, we all just need to mention this one time when his girlfriend was broke as fuck
@kishiii
@kishiii 5 жыл бұрын
4:36 *GRR I WANTED TO DATE A GIRL NAMED COBBLEDICK*
@amykeen9830
@amykeen9830 5 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest thing I've seen today: I can't not laugh when Jay keeps laughing XD Then the 'TAKE THAT' sound effect XD can't stop laughing
@pe_pe4763
@pe_pe4763 5 жыл бұрын
*can you give me 0.55$?* *No im broke* Jay : PFFFTTT-
@kaylaplaysthesims
@kaylaplaysthesims 2 жыл бұрын
No one: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul: Jay: *laughs for 50000 years over his girlfriend saying she’s broke*
@-4subscriberswithahammerad521
@-4subscriberswithahammerad521 5 жыл бұрын
Where is the crippling depression portion of life? Also known as college student loans
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