PICKING THE MOST EVIL OPTION TO EVERY SITUATION IN BITLIFE | Bitlife (Hilarious Life Simulator)

[@chalk869]

Do a Yandere Challenge! 1) you must ask out anyone you want to. 2) choose the most violent option if someone is against you. 3) you can NEVER get into jail. Ayano doesn't, neither should you. If you end up in jail you must reset the game. 4) no matter who asks you out, you must reject them. 5) only when you are married to your "Senpai" are you done. 6) you must stay married until death OR when your senpai dies, in which you commit suicide. 7) if your senpai divorces you or breaks up with you, you must murder him.

[@sinculiermedro7392]

Good challenge

[@01.harichandana49]

Cool challenge 👌😎

[@sandrinereese2025]

Hope he does this!

[@BuckBewENOfficial]

You forgot... *YOU'RE THAT DUDE*

[@libracat2373]

Nice challenge!

[@Cupcake-jd5cc]

4:40 Married at a barn will make you no longer have depression and anxiety FACTS

[@justanotherchannel117]

Nur Zahida *moves to a barn* Am I cool yet?

[@heartlesshope1923]

I need that

[@mikandkookies9821]

Jay: Scolds dad for dying at the age of 67 Also Jay: Dies at 54

[@armi_armybts6976]

Army💜💜💜💜

[@ooa9151]

classic 👌

[@lizzie_loves_doggos1617]

Me: *wHy sO tRuE*

[@maricelecoy581]

Armi_Army BTS *dont start, please*

[@krisxy_rexe5119]

Armi_Army BTS this isn’t about bts army so stop

[@phophiaa]

I played once, got into an argument with my sister and she stabbed me in the head with a pen. Death at like 8. Then another time my sister who was like 4 SHOT ME IN THE HIP

[@unxhidek5538]

ビリー・エリッシュRaexii I was 6 and my 3 year old sister threw a grenade at me for arguing about a cookie I survived-

[@goddessofrandom7184]

A hipster shot me in the leg at the age of 12.

[@lavish263team5]

@@goddessofrandom7184 your leg alright now

[@nataliawashington872]

Bruh why are Bitlife assaults so graphic or detailed, whatever happened to just slapping or throwing hands normally?

[@Chonksta]

i died at 3 in bitlife when my 5 yo brother... shot me with a shotgun

[@meme-tok2072]

Can you do a yes to everything challenge? Rules: • You can do the optional things e.g plastic surgery, college • If it's multiple choice questions e.g insult/apologize/assault you have to close your eyes and tap on one randomly • And most importantly say yes to everthing e.g if you or your partner get pregnant you have to keep the baby, if you mom or dad dies you have to go the the funeral etc

[@mostitoasty7765]

This is so sad

[@yember]

Gacha sux dick

[@anjaqueen3343]

Hadeel Alshammari .............

[@meme-tok2072]

@@sunflower1433 Not really he just picked the first option he didn't say yes

[@Emily_king]

@@yember k

[@donuttipsy]

Doki Doki Challenge: Stage one (age 0-17) Natsuki stage. You must be distant from your family, especially your dad, and pick the worse option with him. Natsuki is a tsundere, so always argue with people. Get a boyfriend and if you argue, always apologize because in the end Natsuki is soft and sweet with people who are close to her. Try to get a cooking or baking major/job due to her love of baking. Do not break up with your boyfriend. Stage 2 (age 18-29) Sayori stage. You must get depression (either losing at the casino, etc.) and lower your happiness to as low as possible, and you must spend as much time as possible with your boyfriend. If he breaks up with you beg him to stay, and if he leaves you continue your life without any enjoyment and do not do anything with situations (ignore them). If you're still together, do not marry. Stage 3: (age 29-41) Monika stage. Since Monika is smart, try to raise your smart stats to the most and always make the most selfish decision because Monika was selfish towards getting main chr. Though this time period, you can marry your boyfriend, or if you don't have one, try to get one. Do the best you can for your boyfriend, and you have to murder 3 people (CHALLENGE). Stage 4 (age 42-end) Yuri stage. Yuri is very violent, so make the most violent options. Divorce your husband and kill him since you don't want anybody else to get him. If you go to jail, take drugs. In any other options including drugs, take drugs since your sanity is slowly dropping. Murder your friends (if you have any lmao) or family. I hope you have fun! And good luck, it's very hard. BUT YOU *_THAT DUDE_* so I believe in you :D

[@piscesyapper]

Donut Princess damn... I hope he sees this!

[@emsuwu8789]

DO IT

[@celia3816]

That dude should do it this is a great challenge

[@Mystikspirit]

THIS IS A LIT CHALLENGE IDEA

[@rosepandalover1637]

Welp if he doesn’t do it I will !

[@abdullahelrassas3714]

9:39 come on man...... I'm an android user ;( Edit: The Game is OUT GUYS!!! it's now on android :D

[@glutenfreeclown8343]

Same

[@amaya7576]

Me too

[@TObyvruh]

Yup me too

[@uldisutjuu9846]

Same duud

[@acidace9239]

Yes

[@ha-kf3rd]

Kubz is Filipino? Wow, didn't know. (and it's also quite funny the way he read 'Evangelista'.)

[@wintee9354]

Ikr, i knew it He's filipino!🙂

[@rikkashadow9483]

Yay! I'm Filipino too!

[@zakku__5993]

Me too

[@miac.8685]

Same here!

[@elishamaeellezo5983]

I'm so shocked when he said he was Filipino, Sup to Filipinos♡♡♡

[@Horsefinity]

Jay: Android users don't deserve to play Bitlife Me, watching on an Android phone: oh..

[@scarletxsnowxfox]

There's an android verison called instlife

[@imjarrifried5819]

Same xD

[@imjarrifried5819]

@@scarletxsnowxfox it's not nearly as good tho

[@Horsefinity]

@@scarletxsnowxfox I've been playing that. It's nowhere near as good though

[@demmazx1475]

Same

[@alksi1]

"You loosened her clitoris" *No Uncle Jay please dont!*

[@user-gg7gf5ev1o]

Oh yeah yeah

[@fishyboi7328]

What is clitoris?

[@humblekaleidoscope]

Too add information, the niece was 10 years old... WTF

[@alksi1]

@@fishyboi7328 youll just have to find out as you age

[@queenm3188]

*NO UNCLE NO*-

[@nagaijosei3605]

JAY JAY!! You can make the 100 babies challange, which is get the most childeren and grandchilderen in one playthrough! I'd like to see you try!

[@itzTeTe]

You can’t have 100 babies in this game trust me I tried

[@uwu_or_whatever]

itsTeTe you’d have to live for like 120 something years to have 100 kids

[@aud8345]

itsTeTe i don’t think they actually mean get 100 babies, the name just sounds better than “most babies challenge”.

[@icy4091]

i got 47 by changing old wives by young wives and i guess that’s almost the maximum i think/mby u can get to 50 if u age so well and got lucky/

[@lacimarie4041]

My best is like 500 because i adopted so many kids

[@Ky-Nas]

Jay: *abandons his child* Also Jay: "I feel like that was a good playthrough."

[@koryandrews1665]

Lmao honestly this game has better options and is way funnier than InstLife on Android, which is basically the same game and the game that I play.

[@FrenchFriesStephanny]

BitLife copied InstLife, though.

[@blueyoung9218]

True

[@user-bd5nc3rx5l]

No. It isn't the same thing, InstLife sucks ass.

[@damomguy2801]

Instlife is much more easier tho

[@diana-db8wf]

Agree . It's so much better than Instlife 😂😂

[@johncast156]

Do a part three please

[@cheaire]

👌🏻

[@axiphire1497]

John Cast Yas

[@ooka7705]

YESS

[@sersawi7]

Kadkahs

[@sufferhere2288]

John Cast *DO IT*

[@thepandanesianquetzal1158]

2:16 **when you get diagnosed with depression at the wonderful age of 7**

[@lillianmorel7407]

That reminds me of myself

[@fiddlestorm5819]

It's very possible. It happened to my brother at 6 when our grandmother died.

[@thepandanesianquetzal1158]

Fiddle Storm really? That's actually super sad ;-;

[@poetriv]

Fiddle Storm are you guys okay now? Prayers for your grandmother ❤️🙏

[@user-qx1gb6nk7l]

That the reality for me...

[@rowenamasa6561]

I read on my bitlife I WAS CONCIVED ON A SCHOOL DESK Me:wait what

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

Somebody wanted extra credit 😏

[@parkerfunk7012]

ok??😆

[@candiwithani1992]

Huh I guess ur parents were at on a desk lol

[@5starr-dj819]

JoriMaynard1204 lol😂

[@_Bxnnie.]

haha I’ve made the likes 69 😏

[@AM-mz1qo]

Jay i have a challenge The "casino addict" challenge -One you have the ability to, you need to bet all your money to the casino every five years -see how much money you can make

[@I_Love_Llamas]

"I was conceived during a twisted game of Twister" ;)

[@Reshi9984]

OWO

[@justmadithings2luv]

O-o

[@arinna_4497]

*_a TwIsTeD gAmE oF tWiStEr_*

[@BAZZER144]

A twISTed GaME oF TwIsTEd TwiSTEd

[@killinglyre]

A TwiStEr dUriNg coNcEiVEd i was tWistEd of gAmE

[@chloe-mt7io]

"I chose the first option every time, I think it was good (like good and evil)" *flash back to abandoning daughter*

[@hwayoung8448]

Oh look a fellow armh

[@moonlightdiamond2231]

yeeeeeet

[@Uloveeverglow]

army XD

[@Monster-km1em]

Gay

[@rsya.e206]

That one time I make my character engage in a fight, he impaled his brother's anus and said brother fought back by wrecking his ass. The most wtf fight description I have ever seen.

[@Prot0genArts]

Were they both gay cuz it sounds like it XD

[@smoothbutter4573]

omg im crying this is so funny

[@errorbirdesther]

*SWEET HOME ALABAMA*

[@padmeamidala3331]

That's what she said

[@KQS4556]

Lmaooooo

[@kaylinfisher3825]

Criminal challenge: go through your entire life without a job and without asking for money. You must survive by using the crime options (stealing, pickpocketing, and murder). Good luck!

[@simonthewisewise8038]

Hell yeah boiiii!!!!

[@luciusahcheen8814]

THAT SOUNDS GREATT

[@summer19846]

And if he gets sent to prison he has to try and escape every time!

[@kyanite1434]

Oh he’s getting the Jailbird ribbon for sure

[@Joudx13]

I am gonna do this!

[@leahs.4363]

Can you do the no job challenge? Ages 6-18: Ask Parents for money Ages 18-?: Pickpocket, Deliver drxgs, ask for money. Try to make a living off pickpocketing, delivery, and asking for money.

[@rosepandalover1637]

I’ll try it 😂

[@genesis257]

Deliver drugs ???

[@genesis257]

I don’t think u can do that bc they haven’t even put that in the game

[@rosepandalover1637]

Liliana yea now they did so

[@nyaaa_7663]

Liliana yes they do its when a “friend “ asks you to take a “suspicious bag” (i dont remember how its worded to be exact) to another country and they’ll pay you

[@borahae_bts7658]

16:33 "Friends describe her as sometimes sl-tty" 😂😂😂😂

[@somehumansomewhere2563]

Omg thank you

[@kingsraidimation6363]

@@teawithme3480 they censored it

[@teawithme3480]

@@kingsraidimation6363 Exactly. Why censor it tho?

[@jennad4093]

jimin's eyebrow so they don’t say the actual word

[@ariiiiilynn]

"I died with a sh*tload of money" one time I died with $14M

[@teabackup2515]

aricakesxox Jesus how?

[@eobardthawne4348]

The easiest way to get like 100M is to sell a super rare heirloom, I sold a queens crown and got over 100M

[@Ryuk-wz7ct]

wtf thats never happened to me before

[@Ryuk-wz7ct]

@@Demgovment Ive become famous like 10 times but Ive never gotten 100M

[@alisehunskaar7483]

One time I died with $275M

[@Roseyposey-hk2qu]

The money lover challenge: -Try to drop out of high school at 15 (sometimes your parents won’t let you) either try again or don’t go to the University. -Apply for the job that pays you the most that you can get. -Try to get at least $10 million I know you can do it because you are THAT DUDE! I hope you enjoy this challenge.

[@odi9455]

Rosey Poesy 836374637 I died with 1 million , is not that hard lol

[@Roseyposey-hk2qu]

Caro Anaya ill change it then thanks for telling me

[@JackelineNoemi]

I died with 9 million

[@Roseyposey-hk2qu]

Jackeline Chavez ok ill change it as well thank you

[@yourfavoritewannabe9865]

Ah my first play through... *i died at the age of 10 from ligma*

[@theonyx_tigress7427]

Lol

[@underscoreboobee]

what’s died

[@ghosty1507]

What's ligma

[@aname4242]

Well mine, I lived for almost 100 years... Then I ended my life cuz' why not?

[@blushinqruby7153]

a simple Savage my brother played and he died at 3 😂

[@historihyogen5993]

If you did the most EVIL options in Bitlife, why not do the NICEST options next? Edit: NVM he actually did one

[@umyeah3677]

historiana philippiniana nah that’s boring

[@historihyogen5993]

@@umyeah3677 OK.

[@howtogitgud]

@@umyeah3677 i lost faith on humanity

[@sironell_xoxo]

When I first played, my husband divorced me because...... I liked Justin beiber

[@yixue4526]

Lil Bianca! Hahaha

[@helloasaoxak]

he had every right to divorce you

[@zoeschofield]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha!

[@lilwolfys]

My wife divorced me because.... I was walking like a t rex

[@marocolitil122]

LOL XD

[@-rafael--6006]

I got a challenge for you, try to become a millionaire, but you're not allowed to get a job.

[@aydeigh]

That would be really good! EXCEPT. I actually did that challenge, but it turned out to be easy because I became a billionaire by winning the lottery (it’s really easy in bit Life).

[@somethinboring2032]

-Rafael- - houses are the best way to do it

[@nikitamcbride8358]

That’s so easy because I got 20dollars every day by using an app

[@kyanite1434]

1. Either ask for money, steal a car to sell or pickpocket. 2. Lottery tickets until winning. Simple.

[@celia3816]

Marry someone with a lot of money then be annoying and they will divorce you and you will be rich

[@nanner5030]

JAY! I have a challenge The "my life sucks" challenge RULES (1) You must be either incredibly rich or deep in debt (2) You must always choose an attractive partner (3) You must take up every drug/hookup/alcohol option (4) You must have children as young as possible (5) You must have a lover as young as possible (6) You must get married as young as possible (7) You must argue/assault when ever you have the option (8) You can't go to college or uni (9) You can't get a job (10) You must be a gold digger (11) You must be the shittiest person possible (12) you must die as a result of your lifestyle (drugs, STD, illness, fight) (13) You must go to jail at least once

[@marywaugh7220]

I want to see this.

[@mdot-15]

Period! And you must shut up 🤐 shittest person on earth 🌏 Hahhaha head ass!!!!!💥

[@socnfusing]

Sick_savage_ 22 stfu

[@nanner5030]

@Shooken Sorry about that! I use the play store version (Instlife) and it says the percentage of your partner's attractiveness. I'll be sure to fix that.

[@kylorensbiglightsaberwinkwink]

Jay, here's a challenge, try and live a really respectful life in terms of assault/family/friends but be a gold-digger, solicit every prostitute, do as many drugs as possible etc...

[@danapuska1565]

Jay's game: 100% Smarts Also Jay's game: 1% Looks

[@nebbysgalaxy]

I'm on android and I want bitlife so BAAAD

[@Cakenattyy]

Instlife

[@goroakechi1716]

There's a testing thing for bitlife. I have bitlife. Not as much options as the apple ver.

[@sayori3650]

@@goroakechi1716 i agree

[@charlievalentino1484]

Bitlife will be on Androids soon, until then I recommend instlife since it's still a fun game. You can't do as much (e.g. you can't murder people intentionally) but I still find it to be enjoyable for the time being

[@bluetak1678]

There is a beta for it

[@scistical]

INNOCENT life challenge. 1. Do every good thing 2. say no to drugs, anything that is bad for you, DENIED 3. ALWAYS have the beautiful honeymoon and place 4. GET MARRIED 5. Be a good guy, yes. (edit: this is the most likes i've ever had)

[@poetriv]

OhMyGeezz Challenge accepted

[@poetriv]

If I assault my sibling’s bully, that's good right? Yeah.. Cause I did that

[@ImNoKeR]

OhMyGeezz • 10 months ago I did this and my net worth was 10 million and I had 2 mansions

[@drussnaga]

100th like :D

[@agnieszkakapelewska7384]

I tried the challenge and the person I have made died at age 120

[@markandrei9399]

To all people who want this game to be on android. Guys bitlife is going to release on February 13 or 14

[@amandapanda5087]

Really?

[@markandrei9399]

@@amandapanda5087 ye

[@markandrei9399]

@@Shadowy_2 there *IS* a beta but you can't register anymore and it will release on February

[@markandrei9399]

@@Shadowy_2 no problem

[@imjarrifried5819]

:^0000000

[@rosevelvet29]

5:40 Jay: "I WHAT?! WHAT?! Wh- Y WOULD IT LOOSEN THAT?!" BitLife: "ok!" *BUSTED* Me: *laughes guts out*

[@Zonefire15]

5:21

[@Astartes00]

Technically "Don't Allow" was the first option for the notifications.

[@virtualpianosheets7143]

Yeah but then that would have been an infinite loop because it doesn't close the event,,,

[@ouiouimonami9217]

You made me download this game and I’m HOOKED 😂

[@miunny]

Lonely Girl shiat same.

[@mili9781]

“I’m 1 years old” ~ Jay 2019

[@alexiaemmaline8422]

Me when Jay said android phones dont deserve to play bitlife: *puts down ANDROID phone* oh ok.

[@jodiecorlis2301]

Same

[@crissyb8013]

At least we could play it now

[@MysticKitty336]

Little Nightmares Challenge ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ S T A G E O N E (0-17): Six Stage: You need to try to explore different jobs, places, and try everything really. This is like when you start out in the game, you are trying to explore what kind of environment you are in until you realize you are in a ship. And you are not very fond with your mother so try to be neglect her and get into arguments. Also try to be violent people who gets in your way, represents you eating things like the rat or that poor anime near the end of the game... Rip Nome S T A G E T W O (18-29): Nome Stage: You need to stay away from people, even family because you are very scared and shy of other people. Don’t interact with people or even get a boyfriend/girlfriend. But if someone try’s to ask you out on a date, kinda like how Six would hug Nomes if she saw one, then accept his/her offer, despite the looks, smarts, money, or popularity. Try to run away from every situation if you get the option to or get the safest option in a bad situation. S T A G E T H R E E (30-41): Chef Stage: You need to always be killing/murdering people, just like when the chefs kill children or nomes so they become food. You need to try to get the chef job or a cooking job like a fast food, or working at a restaurant! And you need at least have a house so you can “cook” your meals (you can’t really -3-). S T A G E F O U R (42-55) Geisha Lady Stage: You always need to have a high beauty status, even if it means getting plastic surgery. (btw, you can) You love yourself more than anyone. But if you meet anyone/date who has a high beauty status, you need to assault them or commit murder if you can. Because it’s like her hating how Six is more beautiful than her. And she is getting old so try to keep her health in good range. Hopefully you can survive these challenges, Jay! But of course you will always pass these challenges, your a boss, and your *THAT DUDE!* Goodluck! You’re gonna need it! (>w

[@maddisonkay2609]

JAY i have a challenge for you! You have to have 26 children but you have to name them in alphabetical order (so a=andrew, b=barry etc.) BUT each kid has to have a different mother/father. Do you except this challenge! and btw ur THAT DUDE!

[@FabiolaARofre]

I did this I got 23 children I died afterwards

[@mona-jh5ii]

i had 13

[@blep7440]

Arcticboy Laurenzside got 30 kids so it isn’t impossible

[@emma-tp1ty]

@Arcticboy no laurenzide got around there and i've had 16 kids

[@cammabill]

@Arcticboy dude I got 38 :/ it's possible (24 grandchildren too!)

[@rangaenjoyer7275]

9:43 how could you hurt me like this jay

[@ooa9151]

Your profile-

[@danielparksbf354]

OMG your username😂

[@twicepinkinyoureorbitp3544]

you need sum jisoos blink?

[@user-vn9ce1wq2f]

​@@twicepinkinyoureorbitp3544 carat

[@nightwingerthevlogger8744]

Ikr

[@navbecheesy]

I love that there are no "Proud to be a Filipino Here" comment Im Filipino too,But i find those comment cringy as hell

[@thewarhawk8203]

PrOud To bE inserrt country here

[@Mr.Classic91]

Proud to be from the place where people are from

[@J.L8787]

Yeahh.. i agree coz some of them wants like i hate those people

[@karma-tf2tl]

Proud to be an Earthian

[@Vlixel]

proud to be a human here

[@Noizimina]

Have 100 lovers in the game 👌🏻every time you’re given the option of condom or no condom you have to choose no condom. See how far you get without any STDs

[@The_ArchivistG]

I.N.•Girl what does it mean by no condoms. What happen with no condom. What do condom do

[@Noizimina]

Allison Diamond Lycan YT you can either get pregnant or an STD

[@molIymawk]

Allison Diamond Lycan YT if you don’t know what a condom is you’re probably too young to watch this guy.

[@carmelacb9080]

Try getting a lot of years in prison. (my record is legit 5340 years)

[@mnyu]

What tf did you do to get that many years?

[@carmelacb9080]

@@stanleyronnie4362 I actually escaped about 15 different times

[@reenara8406]

@@carmelacb9080 So ur character is 5000 years old or am I missing something?

[@laurenlewis5907]

😂😂

[@CA--TranHaAnhThu]

Reenara No lol, it can add up about 100 for everytime you got back to jail.

[@4szns_jems]

WHAT JAY??!! YOU ARE A FILIPINO? COME HERE IN THE PHILIPPINES!

[@ohmymymytrashwithluv3908]

Lol I'm Filipino too

[@FroggoWon]

Same but honestly I never knew he was half Filipino I knew he was half American though

[@jonathaaan4608]

@@ohmymymytrashwithluv3908 hahahahaha ganda ng name 😂😂

[@booga7195]

@@jonathaaan4608 Oo nga

[@nanayweng]

Galing ako'ng marinduque :3

[@watchyagonnado3415]

Jay: I should go to prison Bitlife god's: Your wish is my command

[@greennoob1850]

So true 😂🤣

[@Femuilor]

OH CRAP I AM EARLY I LOVE YOU JAY

[@sweetfairy8003]

Same!!!

[@expressivepancake4693]

you're not early, you're on time.

[@tensa2litt594]

Could you subscribe to me I wanna be the best KZbinr can

[@Jade-yl9jy]

Same but I am late

[@jenna6839]

Let's just take a moment and look at Omarion's (Who Jay is playing) parents. His DAD IS 61 And his MOM IS 34

[@tikalthewhimsicott2736]

Jennarosity is that even possible?

[@itzcadenceparr6190]

Jennarosity I had one game where the mom was 13 and the dad was 73😂😂

[@criesincowboy9629]

@@itzcadenceparr6190 FBI OPEN UP

[@EfeBeynoktacom]

@@hellohellos23 nice

[@fluffy4893]

I had a game were my dad was 71 and my mom was 19..

[@amelulalula]

Honorata is A Polish name... and since im from Poland i was laughing my head off when Jay was prouncing that name 😂😂😂

[@qirvis7459]

HO-NO-RA-TA xD

[@lillianmorel7407]

r/wooosh

[@sushinori8668]

He sounds Mexican when he says it

[@moldymeat8244]

@@lillianmorel7407 How the fuck was that a woosh

[@aleksandraabrahamowicz9288]

I’m Polish

[@ihexxedyou]

5:22 BRUH I WAS CRACKINGG UP SO LOUD LMAOOO😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@eshaliqbal75]

The real question is: Did you ever end up turning the notifications off?

[@kirakira3737]

"do android users deserve to play bitlife?" "no, they don't" *has an android* me: T^T

[@maskedkarma6051]

I felt that to bro 😔

[@Novinav]

I have a android too :c

[@hxy_den]

:(

[@altaccount393]

Sucks for you poor guys

[@yarichinkai1586]

@@altaccount393 android ain't even that bad

[@chxrli3.mvrphy]

Not responsible teenager challenge 1. it’s just like it sounds like

[@spaceunicorn8137]

5:21 BRUH I WAS EATING WHEN THIS HAPPENED AND I GENUINELY ALMOST CHOKED TO DEATH

[@lysa7001]

LMAOOO

[@intangerbline3683]

I'm sad because I can only find shitty half-assed versions of this on samsung. Edit: 9:40 excuse me?

[@epicturgmoment2642]

I can only play instlife, kinda sucks

[@rosalyn_mae_1832]

Lol ikr not fair I'm android too bruh

[@raineblackstar3522]

U pissed off now too?

[@honeycomb937]

i can only play instlife. it isn't, like, horrible, but it has much more limited options than bitlife. it's still, imo, enjoyable, but not varied to the same degree.

[@soph7635]

i feel you i feel you

[@theepicrainbow9174]

The randomizer challenge each choice gets a number then you randomized them and the number you get is the choice you select. Or roll a dice.

[@annaleepena2790]

I hope he does this

[@theepicrainbow9174]

@@annaleepena2790 aww thanks for agreeing with me

[@user-oz2vb9kz7l]

He dont protecc He attacc *But most importantly* He assault It and that

[@_stardustcolors]

@Chill Vibes chill dood it's a meme

[@zainebsfaxi956]

My favorite part was when he said “your f boy Ronald asked you to marry him

[@breelolol62]

Mine too

[@jayynoire]

5:19 How did an Uncle assault her down there?! 😰

[@helpme1731]

... easily, if he's 46

[@HOWZERGOD]

HOW DO YOU EVEN LOOSEN A CLITORIS

[@lilikeweisz1127]

@@HOWZERGOD Well, it seems like you're too young to understand...

[@st4tistic]

MY QUESTION EXACTLY

[@strangerdanger3002]

Sebastian Michaelis Child Lmao I don’t she’s thinking it that way but just think logically how in the actual hell can u loosen that

[@weaksauceremy]

To everyone reading End some laifus No don’t you’ll get arrested

[@firespirit383]

aww you got me excited

[@ZoyoYEP]

Unless you're from Libya...

[@blameitonmillie5506]

Ugh I miss Plotagon

[@weaksauceremy]

Boop Buffy it’s still here?

[@TheBigPowerfulG]

next time try to get as many lovers as you can

[@pugboi8936]

14:50 I forgot I had a daughter let’s talk to her. First choice ABANDON HER🤔😫

[@challengechannel1718]

Do the rich challenge!!! • you have to be smart (%100) • you have to apply for university and a scholarship • you have to major in engineering, biology, or chemistry • you have to get $100,000,000 or more Hope you enjoy the challenge!!!

[@vitasnnamdi4775]

Challenge Channel How do you get 100% smart?

[@nebulamachine]

by studying harder & going to library. I think you don't have to get 100% smarts from the start tho but starting with high smarts (>80%) could help

[@lolashii]

Jeez.. that is a lot of money you have to get....

[@SwaggyKitty101]

Android users DO deserve Bitlife

[@SwaggyKitty101]

@Hello World It's not the same feeling tho😭

[@lana6430]

@Hello World I have instlife it isn't as good but you can keep spamming things like try for baby and your partner won't fare. But it has less options

[@imjarrifried5819]

Yeah i want Bitlife ;0; but Instlife isn't as good oof

[@wandin564]

Yeah it has more choices than instlife

[@nolwazi3076]

YES

[@kaeirose618]

"Because I'm Filipino in real life." Me: SHOCKED 😲

[@averybloom7276]

Same🇵🇭

[@brewloml5079]

Sameeeee

[@Bella-ol7jz]

Same

[@leaftyleaf534]

5:27 WUT THE ACTUAL FAWK!???????

[@lalalala25001]

JAY I DID THIS AND ITS GREAT I call it the “goody two shoes challenge” because you are just picking the BEST option that you could ever pick! Hope you make it! Can’t wait for the video jay! And toodalooo!

[@Thisismazelin]

Yes Bitlife and Dark Deception are my fav series from you right now pls continue 💜 Wouldn’t mind you playing hitman once in a while though 🙏🏻😋

[@treenaandjojo666]

SKYScRaPeR ARMY!!! ❤️

[@breeze1148]

Jay! Can u do a CRIME RUN?!😁😁😁😁

[@GummieI]

Yeah I want him to do a run as a full on crimelord or something as well

[@sociallyawkwardpotato6509]

XD

[@blythesprite7096]

I’ve killed 100+ people in one of my best crime runs 😅🙂

[@breeze1148]

@@blythesprite7096 nice 😁

[@rome7171]

5:08 It says daughter but then down below it says Neice.

[@levi-roblox7047]

*thats cool because I’m actually Filipino in real life-* *Filipino squad, where u at?* (edit 1): DAMN I GOT A LOT OF LIKES OVERNIGHT.

[@memorych.]

Wow. I sense there's something familiar to Jay face and why I'm easily attached to him at all video he made. And this time already figured it out. Jay actually Filipino. Well how small world after all.

[@babyfreddy5789]

yas. the Filipino fam pops up eVeRyWhERe

[@closermercury518]

nan dito

[@ashy1687]

Heyyyy

[@misskeeko]

Eyyy

[@starling_song]

Once I named my BitLife Yandere Chan. I tried doing the evil route but while assaulting my sister she murdered me. XD

[@lubartulovic2260]

Lol😂

[@madameart4375]

Dang, that sucks.

[@gabis.06]

Looks like the turns have tabled

[@_stardustcolors]

Lel how old was Yandere Chan when that happened

[@jutgur]

i thought you couldn't name your person?

[@karoline9835]

Jay, you weren’t guilty because the 17 year old asked YOU on a date and you wouldn’t have known!

[@bustixpug8861]

So dating a 17 year old when u're like 19 or 20 is an actual crime?

[@karoline9835]

Bustix Pug well, in different countries the age of consent is different so for example in the UK the age of consent is 16 so if a 23 year old asked out a 14 year old that would be dating a minor because they are below the age of consent.

[@bustixpug8861]

It is a 9 year old difference but what's wrong with dating a 17 year old when u're like 20 tf

[@karoline9835]

Bustix Pug I agree the law could be more flexible, but it is just to keep people safe from pedophilia and sexual abuse.

[@_stardustcolors]

[insert Cornered from Ace Attorney here]

[@JanuaryFebuary123]

3:56 sometimes you have to be good to be evil

[@sephorah]

im so happy you’re playing bitlife again

[@tensa2litt594]

Could you subscribe to me I wanna be the next best KZbinr

[@vioix]

Maybe do the 100 baby challenge? Or instead of choosing the first choice, always choose the last choice

[@irisdxscent]

Us Android users deserves to play Bitlife too :C

[@bella-chan1013]

It's coming in the Play store soon. They're currently working on it. Check their twitter out for more details.

[@hannahthewolf102]

Ya!

[@amandapanda5087]

We do

[@vizzylotl5623]

I got so offended so quickly I almost unsubscribe but I felt I was just being over exaggerating 😂

[@sheilabowden2077]

Hi

[@Hana.Behl-Lecter]

0:45 ....at least she's an honorable rat. _I'll see myself out_

[@verc9340]

honorata is a polish name and what's surprising he pronounced it right hahahah

[@qirvis7459]

Z jakiegoś powodu sposób w jaki akcentuje to imię mnie bawi Zwłaszcza dwie ostanie sylaby HonoRATA

[@Oliana-wd1pk]

Nigdy tego imienia nie słyszałam

[@qirvis7459]

@@Oliana-wd1pk Wcale się nie dziwię. Jest obecnie rzadko nadawane jak np. Alojzy czy Hortensja

[@lillianmorel7407]

r/wooosh

[@animesenpai1163]

honorata is also a Filipino Name ..its quite common

[@tazzled2325]

Jay, you should do the goody two shoes challenge, rules are simple, pick the nicest option, I know it would be hard for you to do, so I don't think you are up for it, but up to you

[@kassandra9385]

Hi Jay, I just want to say that you always make me smile in times when i'm so sad. Watching your videos is like my medicine and you're my doctor! Thanks Jay, God Bless you.

[@lordhvemarcy6183]

"Watching your videos are like taking medicine and you're my doctor" or "Your videos are my medicine and you're my doctor"

[@kassandra9385]

@@lordhvemarcy6183 i didnt say "taking'

[@randomperson6386]

14:45-“I forgot I had a daughter”😂😂😂

[@brieanahwoodsy1252]

The 100 baby challenge lol. The most children I've ever got in the game was 34. You just gotta make sure you have a decently attractive male and you're good to go haha

[@jazminecorkill5961]

ive gotten 70

[@angstyprince7692]

jazzthespazz Holy shit

[@jazminecorkill5961]

Angsty Prince Poppin them out and droppin them off

[@jademorgan4254]

My highest is 89 and I did that before I knew it was challenge 😂

[@Isabela-xy4ce]

I AM SO GLAD YOU DID ANOTHER ONE OMFG

[@tensa2litt594]

Could you subscribe to me I wanna be the next best KZbinr

[@eddieslyfox1831]

@@tensa2litt594 you will never be better then jay °^° (I'm just kidding I hope you become popular, even more then jay, I was just kidding) tbh I don't wanna be such a big KZbin its cuz I just wanna stay small and slowly crawl up to fame uwu

[@Emily28373]

Hey Jay I got one The 100 baby challenge- self explanatory but anyway just have one hundred kids in one life

[@user-qn9xx8zh1z]

*You make this game 1000 times funnier* 😂😂

[@its.not.felicity]

Bruhh 5:20 had me rolling it reminds of that episode a family fued and the guy says “NAKED GRANDMA” and Steve say “Nake- huh!?” 😂😂

[@bythekinks2499]

9:40 I feel called out :(

[@eddieslyfox1831]

me to :'(

[@Tbirder]

Same ;((

[@user-ze5kl7ld9q]

I have an iPhone and this game is free and fun I’ve actually had it since 2018

[@RlMMY]

RoyaleMaskFam same

[@veriveryluvr]

cool

[@Fruitytooty225]

“Go to funeral or skip it” *laughs maniacally* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@teddybear9337]

6:10 *g E t O u T h O e B a G ! ¡*

[@user-qd6db3bm6r]

both his parents srsly died at 67 oml

[@courtny-marie8050]

Try become a lawyer😂 trust me it is the hardest thing you can do

[@crystalline2756]

I never knew Jay was a Filipino!!! \(>W

[@candiwithani1992]

How ????

[@liliennesama3774]

I legit didn't know you are Filipino and I've been a fan for two years now 😂😂

[@パステル-l3w]

Lilienne Sama ikr

[@vibing_with_tina]

I think he’s part Cambodian too. I heard him say it in a video a few years back when I first started watching him

[@liliennesama3774]

@@vibing_with_tina hmm interesting

[@Megan-fz8cd]

I didn't know what a clitoris was. I searched it on Google. But.... It was on images.............. My mind is no more..

[@pinkroses3314]

I’m so sorry

[@claireburns4520]

....therapy?

[@thedarkwolf867]

You poor, poor child.

[@HOWZERGOD]

Hey, at least you know the pleasure buzzer of the ladies! (Or at least the main one.)

[@theyesofmadness]

I don’t wanna look it up. What is it?

[@Pl4n3tVenus]

I want bitlife for android please

[@Cakenattyy]

Instlife

[@amandapanda5087]

Theres instlife but i want bitlife

[@Neo-rs3bo]

Apply to be a beta tester for the game. Takes long for them to reply thought.

[@simonthewisewise8038]

U can use inst life. It aint better, but it's more realistic in my opinion

[@heartlesshope1923]

I need bitlife

[@laundrygirl]

"yOu lOoSeNeD HeR cLi-" *"I'm sorry, what?"*