MY FANS ALL WANNA LEAVE THE USA?? | Simplymailogical #7

[@g-bgcg]

Despite all the silliness on this channel (which I love), you guys are a rarity on KZbin. You both have educations, still work, haven't moved to a mansion with your KZbin success and appear to be saving and spending your money wisely. KZbin is not forever and you both realize this so kudos to you. . Thanks for making me laugh. There is no age limit in loving holo and glitter. Menchie stole the show. 🐱.

[@Sarah-ge4hn]

G- Bgcg Yes save for a short very expensive manicure stint😂

[@aadaelviira7763]

G- Bgcg and its all because ben saves money and does taxes

[@paigefalor1529]

Sarahtheunicorn a

[@wazowfax]

Are you ancient?

[@toreeyaki]

LINDSEY SEALE most of her nail polish is given to her from company sponsorships on stuff (as of 2015 she said it in her collection video but it could be different now)

[@djunaskye6220]

I love how "shut the fuck up" is an inside joke now

[@ryannalleman5639]

Dj Skye ikr?

[@TheDemiChu0211]

Dj Skye I love how I watch enough of these videos to know it an inside joke 😂

[@ayanoaishi3773]

Dj Skye That unboxing video was iconic.

[@tc-zl5rs]

You need to shut the fuck up

[@djunaskye6220]

Ahh Cristine noticed me! :')

[@spitefultounge]

Jesus Christ, can Ben's life advice be a whole series on its own. I legitimately want to watch hours of that shit.

[@carolinepeyser2516]

YES PLEASE DO IT!!! I NEED IT FOR MY LIFE TO BE COMPLETE!!

[@h0rcrux774]

lol do it srsly pls

[@obhatti]

YAAS! SimplyLogical? SimplyLifeAdvice? SimplyLogicalLifeAdvice ?!

[@fionayoung4124]

Yaaaaaaaassss

[@lynnross1601]

Spiteful simplylifelogical

[@rafifimcc8773]

I don’t care if Cristine and Ben get married as long as they stay together happy and healthy and (fun) love Rafi

[@amberrock6152]

So tru!

[@abbymarin7258]

Yes I bet Christine and BEN is so happy that someone gets what they have be say for years lol

[@rajivsodhi5]

Who’s Ben I only know Beyyyyyyyynnnn

[@hayleewerner7840]

I'm happy if Cristine and BEEEYYYYNNNNNN are happy lol I'm weird

[@arielbonk3311]

"When you're an adult you don't really need a favourite colour anymore." Dying😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@zainabahmed3856]

Ben should have a channel where people send in life problems and he will answer them. Life Lessons With Ben

[@trinityassasinations6872]

SimplyLifeLogical

[@upbeat_garbage0308]

Simplybenlogical

[@sprinklesomestardust2836]

I like it a little bit more when they do it together 😁

[@ellaholten6697]

He can teach you about taxes and life decisions 😂😂

[@sprinklesomestardust2836]

@@ellaholten6697 so true 😂

[@Spongebobs4Life]

"All those foot fetish people, take your screenshots." Ben is fucking savage. 🤣🤣🤣

[@marisol8579]

Em B Wtf you have two top comments damn it

[@breehurricane6361]

Fallen Angel your friends ex? YOUR BOYFRIENDS wHAT

[@cactmayne]

📮📫📪📬📭📭📬📫📮

[@daisyxxo]

Em B I

[@rebeccayip6931]

Em B I

[@Rebecca-fz3up]

*Best Ben Moments* 2:34 4:43 6:20 6:41 (precious laughter) 10:37 11:03 12:33 12:54 13:57 14:03 14:23 15:34 15:55 16:56

[@saragoedereis8949]

Thanks 👌🏼

[@muralireddy3838]

What did he say in 12:54

[@MathildeMakeup02]

@@muralireddy3838 "Are those your grades?"

[@muralireddy3838]

@@MathildeMakeup02 ok thanks

[@rubysimpson6005]

My nail broke today. Can we please take a moment to mourn the tragic loss of my left hand pointer finger nail. Please hold me in your thoughts and prayers.

[@HenaHamz]

Ruby RIP Left Index (? - Sept. 2017)

[@sydneymount9516]

Praying for you 🤧🙏🙌

[@kaylaisinfiredandlookingfo3988]

Ruby R.I.P Ruby's index finger *?*-2017 May this person's poor finger rest in peace.

[@galaxypuppy1018]

Ruby *sniff sniff* rip nail also sub to me

[@zeft2817]

I'm so sorry

[@Spongebobs4Life]

Cristine, you should get a vacuum brand deal.

[@mishumydog]

Em B wow you've got both top comments!

[@unicorn-nm3st]

Em B specially made for cleaning up holo

[@chloemarie23x]

Em B I seen u on Shane Dawson's scary ig video 😂x

[@morgan2894]

Mishumydog not anymore

[@notaleaf]

Em B YES!

[@SoHappy]

By how much Cristine goes to Starbucks they should know who she is and how to spell her name

[@alexisortega4949]

So Happy So true 😆

[@bbydoll01]

So Happy the dude at Starbucks starts making my PGTL right when I walk in and sometimes it's free lol

[@tatianalekka1086]

So Happy She doesn't go. Ben does.

[@katt3213]

I'm a barista in the U.S. I even know how to spell her name and what she gets. A barista can only dream about making the holo queen a chai latte..

[@SoHappy]

Tatiana Lekka she does I see her go on her snap chat story all the time but also true

[@sushicatz_png]

“Ben 2020” "is this like our death dates?” ... might wanna be extra careful this year Ben

[@iliketrees2133]

I'm sorry to say this but bell falls to corona...

[@horse_stan6007]

Their on quarintine what's gonna happen next

[@Zlata33]

Mmmmmmmmm....extra,extra careful

[@itselsanichols]

I legit came to the comments hoping to see something like this.

[@maggotieu8881]

they predicted what was gonna happen.

[@anneleenscherpereel5683]

The letters might say “I’m 12” but by the time she opens them they’re probably already 84 😂

[@jealousyfem.4812]

Living young tho

[@zazaza2289]

Wolfy Junior r/whoosh

[@daredesuga350]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[@kammie5261]

@Wolfy Junior Unless she like, becomes immortal from all the holo xD

[@havocarius]

It'S bEeN 84 yEaRs

[@aditi1708]

I WROTE A SMALL POEM/THING FOR YOU There are 2 special letters in the alphabet B and C B comes before C Yet Ben always keep Cristine's needs before his

[@kira._.4267]

Aditi shrivastava I love that poem

[@catguardian007]

Aditi shrivastava ❤❤❤

[@aestheticbetty2983]

Aditi shrivastava AWWW😭😍

[@pamperedpanda9913]

you should get this copyrighted! very original

[@j4zm1n3r]

Aditi shrivastava I

[@mancalacat6333]

So what Ben said about social media is so true. I was very sheltered as a kid, so much that my psychologist called it neglectful and another form of child abuse basically. I literally knew NOTHING and then when I ran away with my boyfriend at 18 across the country I made so many humiliating mistakes. Including a lot on social media too... omg the posts are so embarrassing. Super innopropiate. I've deleted all my accounts now and just feel sick when I think about using them. Kids! Sometimes your parents are wrong!

[@deeeeee69]

Goddamn yes! I hated how I had to let go of all my friends every year in school because we changed classes and had no way of communicating with each other from then on. I always sneaked on to social media though, and now I make money by selling art to strangers on the internet take that mOM

[@deeeeee69]

Cass Sultra I sell goddamn furry porn on furaffinity don't be like me but also use social media

[@vidkidloserface]

Cristine: "You know what I say. We're all gonna be dead one day..." **knife she's using to cut open the box jumps and hits against her thigh close to a very important artery** Me: "Some of us sooner than others." Seriously though, please be careful with knives, Cristine. Always cut away from yourself.

[@skolatrenkovo8385]

True,when I was cutting a sausage i almost cut off my finger. It was a close one.

[@macmoore1270]

Saraphim *claps*👏🏼👏🏼for being the first one that spelled cristine right

[@naginigamer6564]

Lol that would have been better if you said that near holoween I cut my finger with a knife lol still have the scar

[@vidhipatel9491]

What time

[@naginigamer6564]

What time?me?well if it is me then 2017 when I'm writing this still have the scar

[@duckduck5085]

"What's the big question?" "Are you gonna file your own taxes?" Me: *dies*

[@samanthacruz7338]

Duck Duck Which is the video where he's talking about taxes? Can't find it.

[@andrewgarcia8849]

Sammy Cruz the "will it water marble video"

[@spring3853]

Lol I'm ded

[@ZoeClarkTattooer]

I stopped watching the h3 podcast for this, I hope you understand the severity of this situation

[@ZoeClarkTattooer]

Also, I don't work at Walgreens but, you're welcome

[@oodlesofdoodles2571]

Zoe Clark Vlogs wow that's extreme

[@danna8582]

Damn I had no idea cristines fans had such dedication

[@waywardwolf2796]

Wow Zoe, great moves, keep it up. Proud of you.

[@ZoeClarkTattooer]

WaywardWolf that meant everything to me

[@vrishas7499]

I got my mom and aunt obsessed with holo are you proud of me Is this even something to be proud of

[@simplyjess9656]

Vrisha S you should be proud I am proud of you 😂

[@chaoticdusk1316]

Vrisha S Yes. Be very proud

[@angela-rm4hl]

Vrisha S ive been i love with holo since she started with holo #holo4life 💿💿💿💿💿

[@merryjr229]

Vrisha S yes

[@vrishas7499]

\\SimplyJess 96// haha thank you 😂💕

[@immortalastronautdraws4079]

Bannana Ben Bannana Ben We all cheer for Bannana Ben! He brings the tea, He gives advice, He might want to run away! Bannana Ben Bannana Ben Lets all cheer for Bannana ben

[@mikaylacharlie7395]

this......is......beauty

[@Kaijamette]

Yes (banana)

[@mantasdapolskas8299]

Benana ben*

[@eegk]

"We're all gonna be dead one day. Just remember that" Thanks for the existential crisis, mom

[@katt3213]

I'm a barista in the U.S. I even know how to spell her name and what she gets. A barista can only dream about making the holo queen a chai latte.. Cristine please let me be your barista

[@soapytoastpants]

KatDreamz ditto

[@sunriseintrees92]

KatDreamz but what is Ben's order?

[@GabriellaDeCordrejsk5159]

*Ben gets on one knee* C: "OMG BEYN" B: "I've been wanting to ask you this for awhile now.." *Cristine is super happy* B: "will you make me the happiest man alive... and file your own damn taxes"

[@mushroomlover479]

Luna Veil lol im dying😂

[@bobrossestitaniumwhitepaint]

Luna Veil IM DEAD BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Eriey3]

Ben continues "and buy your own Starbucks!" 😝😂

[@RL-qc8lk]

Luna Veil HAHAHAHAH

[@smallzz6566]

Luna Veil WHEN DID HE SAY THIS

[@danielamartinez6323]

ben vacuuming cristine’s glitter pants is literally couple goals

[@cloudyazure]

Army 💜💜💜

[@shaylahuynh9586]

If I don’t have that kind a love, then I don’t want it👁👄👁

[@Mxchelle]

“You are so nice to Cristine for getting Starbucks and getting dragged into crazy videos while trying to do the taxes”

[@librx]

EVEN CANADA POST IS NICE AND PRECIOUS

[@forhadmia687]

I swear when they were talking about parents not giving there kids social media i literally cried cuz it was soo meaningful and i can see ben an cristine getting married and treating there kids wonderfully. Im sorry if this offends u cristine Edit -THANK YOU FOR ALL THE LIKES I really appreciate it

[@KennyKantie]

Helena Mia I cried too 😭

[@forhadmia687]

Kennath Hall its a really good message + THANK U CRISTINE FOR ❤️TING THIS COMMENT

[@mizukoumeko8306]

Cristine giving out life advice: Don’t listen to youtubers Cristine: A youtuber Me: So do I listen or do I not

[@mohammedanwar5560]

Ummm.. I’m confused 🤷‍♀️

[@UselessProDuck]

*Gasp!* A paradox!

[@heymonalisacani6795]

I will never grow old of Holo

[@glitch4935]

HeyMonaLisaCanI 67 to be honest who will?

[@heymonalisacani6795]

HEY Im James exactly

[@billie8730]

HeyMonalisa

[@kay1564]

CRISTINE!!! WHY DID YOU PUT ''life with ben'' WHEN IT SHOULD BE '' life with *BEEYYYNNNNNN*

[@hannasplit]

Get yourself a man that vacuums holo off of your crotch. #relationshipgoals

[@kenny97844]

Holo is not the only thing he could vacuum

[@RippingBones]

Quiara Camacho I AM SCREAMING

[@onyxlol1404]

When you're an adult, your favorite colors are black and depression.

[@idkanymore9113]

@@LichenJuice XDDD

[@Lataminoxur]

Mariam Aprasidze holo isn’t exactly a color sometimes sense it shifts color so its more of like colors? Im not exactly sure

[@ugh_doll]

I'm 11 my favourite colour is black and fave subject is death

[@ihaveathingforredheads3639]

@@ugh_doll ugh give me a break

[@ugh_doll]

@Kassidy Thomas wasn't meant to be funny

[@maggiemusic777]

*The last time I was this early, I didn't know what holo was*

[@ratwoman248]

sparklyclarke same here buddy

[@howdypardner6278]

**gasps**

[@sandywong2512]

You're the first KZbinr I've found that is actually genuine in their appreciation for their fans' support. People usually sound so fucking fake saying, "thank you sooo much, _____ ____! " I usually don't buy it, thanks for being a real person instead of a PR robot.

[@lemonlime536]

Haha

[@iipastelwolfll6972]

Sandy Wong gg

[@nadreenfakir210]

No the Merrel twins are also genuine 😤😤

[@kyairaadams8010]

*cough* Jacksepticeye *cough* Markiplier *cough*

[@leilaning1262]

What should've happened: Ben: That's 200%. Cristine: That's cuz i'm twice the woman you'll ever be.

[@mpnetwork1285]

When she tried singing the American Anthem I died. “We wished Trump was...” hahahah lolol

[@the_-og-_maverick3585]

Omfg same

[@catherinexu1795]

MP Network DEAD

[@carmenquintana2549]

Trump is awesome

[@maryzuniga171]

Carmen Quintana Trump is not awesome to me

[@ihavediayeeties3377]

MP Network ded😂😂😂😂

[@czy5776]

still waiting for her play button

[@madisonmeyer2494]

AkaliAnne what play button

[@czy5776]

Madison Meyer her gold play button for this channel

[@AnnaAnna-xv5ss]

AkaliAnne they won't send it because did you see what she did to the other play button?!

[@NokoFace]

Other youtubers have done far worse things to their play buttons. KZbin doesn't care what they do to the buttons, it's theirs.

[@rhib151]

AkaliAnne she already got one

[@allison-ml5qj]

"i get so much mail from children who hate who their president is" IM CRYING😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@annetta5738]

Allison Martinez to be fair, kids'll do and say anything that seems “mainstream“ and “popular“ which hating on trump is. Sad world :/ they're words are justified but have no meaning coming out of their mouths because they dont know what they're talking about

[@kaseythompson4670]

Trump has a lower IQ than most children and behaves like a spoiled brat. Kids recognize that he's incompetent.

[@Caitcat442]

Storm Tater The most successful man in the world has an IQ lower than a child? I think not.

[@kalijohnston561]

Annetta'sArt kids are a lot more educated about politics that you give them credit for. anyone with half a brain can tell trump is a mindless idiot tbh

[@kaseythompson4670]

The most successful man in the world?!? Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! He's the 554th richest person, nowhere near the most successful anything. Good grief, you Trumpsters are solely in need of an intervention. You do know that people talk about you behind your back, right? They ponder your sanity...frequently.

[@artsycalligrapher7867]

Why I want to move/go to Canada 1. You’re there 2. Ben is there 3. It doesn’t snow in TX 😢 4. Zyler and Menchie are there 5. Trump 6. I want to make maple taffy 7. I love snow 8. Your nail polish 9. Trump.... 10. I can put frozen holo in my drinks (heh heh)

[@tobeadreamer1130]

We also have free health care

[@milopt.352]

Trust me. You don’t want snow. Your opinion on it will change so fast after a couple of days in it.

[@tobeadreamer1130]

@@milopt.352 Yup

[@spokoju8199]

@@tobeadreamer1130 There is no such a thing as free health care nor free anything. You pay back in higher taxes, what's basically pointless

[@underwrld9992]

We have free health care and it snows i. Other parts of the 🇺🇸 and what do u know about politics😂😂

[@isabelled4833]

Take me the land of Maple Butter, Moose, snow, h💿l💿, and CHRISTINE THE SCIENCE QUEEN💓💓😂

[@laurentammaro5461]

Isabelle BBUUURRNNN gosh when was the last cristine the science queen

[@Hedoneo0]

Isabelle BBUUURRNNN Take me with you!!

[@smonroe8536]

Isabelle BBUUURRNNN OMG SAMEEE LEDS ALL GO TOGETHERRR!!

[@modurocher]

Isabelle BBUUURRNNN i live in the land you speak of

[@Michelleiscul]

CRISTINE***

[@alexandradragu7454]

Menchie for president 2020.

[@mxltiteam3408]

Annie D YES!! At least it will be better than Donald trump

[@katiecreates2526]

Annie D but menchie isn't 35, a citizen for 14 years, or born in the US

[@leannerodriguez1484]

Miss. Anonymous but menchie is menchie.

[@et4278]

Reasons I want you and Ben to get married .... I want to see you in a holo wedding dress

[@lailonicarlock6481]

Me to that would be amazing she would look so pretty and Zieler and menchie would be running around trying to get the holo rainbows so cute

[@beckycox1137]

YESSSSSS

[@juliewall9917]

Omg yas

[@funtimefroxy2472]

elyse troiano with a holo ring

[@wonpillawyer3381]

Yess i can not wait

[@nicholegallo1664]

7:10 they did teach us budgeting and finance

[@uthymia4099]

Cristine should have a jar full of money people just give her and open it at the end of the year.

[@SlugcatEmporium]

I smiled so much that now my face hurts. Thanks for giving me something to think that getting out of bed was maybe worth it.

[@mollyprahl2286]

Your eyebrows are nice too (But Bens are on fleeeeek)

[@divyaramesh7201]

innit

[@wodnyrak]

Molly Prahl holo shit you're right, his eyebrows fckin slayyyyyyyy

[@twimmy1581]

I showed my mom the life advice about social media bit and she just replied "you don't need a social life" xD

[@jayjay1k]

Mfw cristine just getting prettier and prettier like BITCH STOP

[@Hessed3712]

Jayjay1k 😆😆😆😆

[@alvinknumpihc3680]

Jayjay1k It's cuz she went on her journey to become beautiful person

[@Jordan-ib7zz]

Jayjay1k IKR

[@emilyshu1352]

Jayjay1k I thought you wrote pettier and I almost exploded oops

[@samdrellack7823]

I hope you love the painting Cristine! I fangirled so much when Ben held up the paint that I spent an afternoon making!

[@genesisdolan3528]

Sam Drellack Nice work!!!

[@samdrellack7823]

Rainbow Shy thank you! Also to reassure Ben, yes that is cat hair from my cat Shadow

[@delaniepenny4862]

Sam Drellack when does that happen

[@vrishas7499]

Ahhh congrats it was so nice

[@emilygorey2237]

Ben is actually just cristines carer

[@SkytheKorok]

“Your soundtracks were so fire they burned down our whole town” oh shit

[@heathensinakitchen]

SkysharktheWeeb Oh shit a house near my friends house was on fire

[@midnightsapphire797]

SkytheWeeb I actually died when I watched this!💗😭😂😂😂

[@julianad2869]

Cristine is actually me trying to sing the American national anthem 😂 I'm Canadian too 🇨🇦😂

[@poplin4631]

Eleah Steiner That's pretty sad...

[@samgalea._.8473]

Juliana same

[@teodora3099]

Juliana |-/

[@stonerballs6942]

Juliana if

[@elianaconklin8639]

Juliana HELLO FREN

[@toxify007]

I like how she was trying to explain him and was like "IT'S FUCKING HOLO"

[@selizaa]

We need a shirt that says "Do your taxes" for Ben 😂

[@challengecentral2500]

Samantha May no Ben needs a shirt that says "SHUT THE FUCK UP"

[@marionettefnaf8894]

I could make one

[@tomidami8154]

Samantha May Original

[@kikiwhaaa]

With a banana on it

[@josiefitzpatrick1]

Samantha May YAAAAAS!!!! And it HAS t💿 have a banana 💿n it!!😀😀💿💿

[@jazzy230]

For some reason at 2:49 I thought Ben pulled out a ring to propose to Cristine bc they were just talking about the big question, then I realized it was just bags of glitter 😂

[@valeriestumpf2862]

sAME LMAOO

[@tomidami8154]

We need a "Pay your taxes" t-shirt with a banana! Edit:Omg she noticed me omg I'm dead

[@whatrtheodds]

TomiDami yes

[@cellothere5723]

TomiDami they should make a shirt of that with holo for the words

[@tomidami8154]

TheHalfBloodPrincess Or with the matt vibrant colours of the bananas!So much potential

[@izzydyson3279]

When Ben said " shut the fuck up" I DIED

[@melissamiller1305]

Izzy dyson I read that as soon as he said it 😂

[@nathanhaimson]

Whether or not they get married one day (people rly shouldn't ask, it's not their business) if either of them have kids they're gonna be great parents. Such nice and smart people.

[@hellojunya]

I texted my friend "I'm watching SNL rn" because she was asking what I was up to, she said "OMG ME TOO! This weeks skit was lit." I said "... I meant Simply Not Logical"

[@potatochip9555]

ItsAnnabear 😂😂😂Wtf. She/HE watches a channel called "SNL"

[@samu1647]

SNL = Saturday Night Live

[@mslita09]

SNL is straight garbage. They haven't been good in decades.

[@megan2064]

You should dress Ben up one day in all HOLO

[@saracarroll9540]

You should make Ben's eyebrows HOLOOOOO his eyebrows are surprisingly on fleek

[@crofregernish4695]

For the record, it can be done safely with lash glue and taken off with oil (coconut is usually best). Cristine could do this without risking eyebrows.

[@slaydaddy6057]

I GOT SOME HOLO ROCKETDOG SNEAKERS THE OTHER DAY BUT THEY GIVE ME BLISTERS BUT ITS WORTH IT BECAUSE THEYRE HOLO!!!! 📀📀💿💿💿🦄🦄 (Edit: she noticed me and liked my comment omg I'm gonna die)

[@slaydaddy6057]

CallMeHusky Yesss 😂😂

[@natec2210]

Slay Daddy lol #worthit

[@ashleygarcia7533]

Lol

[@izzy_mcadie602]

Why is there no comments for me

[@samanthahart1811]

Izzy_ Mcadie holo?

[@Roman-ib2oc]

"Were all gonna be dead one day" yet another inspirational quote from Cristine👏🏻👏🏻

[@audrey757]

Savage Ben is killing the game !

[@myanaraelyn]

HOLO SEXUAL I like your picture and ur username

[@audrey757]

Mya Wuznthere thank you 😊

[@lana6227]

THOSE YANKEE CANDLES MATCH UR SHIRTS OML WHY AM I SO EXITED.

[@youraveragehalfdecentartis8665]

1: Cristine 2:ben 3:menchie 4:ziler 5:Russian 6:holo sexual 7:holo nail polish 8:fake holo makeup 9:holo 0: nail art

[@swaglol2412]

Fusion Sketches BEYYYYNNNNNNN

[@imsadturtle]

It's ZYLER 😂

[@bumbllbeee]

Yay I’m FUCKING MENCHIE. 😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😛😝😝😛😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

[@kadishakarabulut471]

Menchieeeee 4 lyfe

[@valeriefelix170]

Fusion Sketches IM A HALOSEXUAL

[@isabelled4833]

*BEEENNNN* 😂😂😂😂

[@fatimag.2315]

Isabelle BBUUURRNNN *BEYN*

[@darneedoherty2438]

*BEYN*

[@unevity4765]

Isabelle BBUUURRNNN j

[@maximdibattista4038]

I am

[@maximdibattista4038]

Isabelle BBUUURRNNN (b

[@juliacole3941]

honestly I am definitely here for these videos. they're so much fun to watch

[@Chelsea-dq9og]

" I get so much mail from children...who hate their president" -Cristine I DIED AND WENT TO HOLO HEAVEN😇😇💅🏼

[@devverma8891]

Elsy Ramirez their*

[@diva1507]

Cristine*

[@lostsoul3651]

*their

[@denisereyes211]

My cousin has a dog and a cat and for some reason they always come to me when they hear cristine's voice so I'm guessing they are holosexuals as well💿💿💿📪📫📬📭

[@nhnnj]

Denise Reyes 😂😂

[@quoki]

If I could send a letter to Cristine, I would say something like, "Dear Cristine, My name is Mia, and I'm 12. Throughout my life I've had a condition on my skin which makes it itchy, and I'm allergic to an ingredient used in nail polish so when I inch my skin with nail polish on, it interacts with my skin and makes it worse than it was before. One point in life I had to go to the doctor because my skin was so red, and dead skin was getting into my eye. Because of that, I can't paint my nails at all. Most of the time I was bullied because of that, when I was eight years old I I fell into a deep depression, making life worse than it already was. Two times I almost committed suicide but the only thing that kept me from actually doing it was my dogs, you and your positive outlook and fun videos, and friends. I personally don't think I'm pretty, beautiful, or anything similar at all, I'm more so fat and ugly, but your videos make me realize it doesn't matter what I look like, especially my body. I'm still on the road to accepting myself, and my weight, but not only am I making an effort to loose wait for myself, and only myself, I will make and effort to try to think more positively. Thank you Cristine for helping me without even knowing it."

[@fatinahissa3982]

xTur gosh, I hope you get better and that those bullies stop!

[@sarahjerrari7461]

xTur You are beautiful.

[@peachinne5345]

if this is a joke, then thats TMI.

[@raesatify]

Omg😢

[@tarynwiegand3435]

xTur one of my favorite KZbinrs had Anorexia and said people need to be taught about the dangers of food disorders at one point in my life I had a nightmare about Anorexia now I never actually had it I couldn't sleep at all and her telling me about that stuff was very empowering so I would highly recommend Jaiden Animations to any one with depression or a food disorder

[@agatebanecroft5239]

Cristine should have a bowl in front of her when she does these so she can cut out a corner of the envelopes and test to see if there is glitter in it

[@emileecooper7265]

Jake Rose GLLITTTAAA??? YA MEAN HOLOOOO

[@furryinboxers842]

You should make a channel call " simply tea logical "

[@kayla1074]

Sandeecat Ajpw YASSSSS

[@artfan1242]

Cristine the tea queen

[@Raquel.maksoud]

"You little bitch" i died 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jamillek3803]

Raquel 420 lol

[@shibainu1948]

Raquel 420 stoner

[@yay3833]

BEN BEN BEN BEN BEN BEN BEN! *Ben comes and vacuums the glitter*

[@noname-zt1im]

Christine: I shot the sheriff Me: BUT I DIDNT SHOT THE DEPUTEY

[@milliekid1633]

My teacher complimented my holographic phone case !! HOLOSEXUAL 💿

[@iamwindchakra]

My daughter showed me your channel, she's 11 and I'm 31 😃😃😃

[@mckaylalucas1756]

Ashleigh Sanders I showed my mom her channel and I'm 11 and her exact words were,"wow you watch this??? Well that's cool, guess what, I love her too" 😂 do you like her ???

[@iamwindchakra]

Mckayla Lucas of course! How can you not love Cristine!

[@mcdonaldsfastfood2375]

My moms super strict. If I showed her this, she’d take away all electronic, my bed frame, and my door.

[@InBeMugaaglesic]

Ashleigh Sanders yesterday I showed my sister Cristine and she didn't like her! :((

[@tiemetoapost]

my daughter's ten and she thinks this chanel is boring ;~; I don't know where I went wrong.

[@starstrikeproductions1884]

Ben! Im going to give you some advice! If u want to propose to Cristine then u have to give her A H💿L📀 ring!!!!!!!!!!

[@fleshhive5269]

Star Strike Productions yes he does

[@juliewall9917]

Yep

[@edwardsandoval5819]

Yess

[@SkytheKorok]

Bismuth or opal is probably the best choice

[@liliarahrouh2348]

SkytheWeeb diamonds are holo so maybe the best choice

[@camillatreviso6176]

I'm gonna make a shirt to send to Ben that says pay your taxes.

[@whitneywoodbury3005]

Camilla Treviso I wonder what is shirt size is

[@MsCherade9]

Whitney Woodbury He's a mens large, about a 38" to 40" chest.

[@xxkkgamerxx6249]

+MsCherade9 ur a creep how do u kno did shit 😂😂😂😂😂

[@korosenai1149]

Ben should make a channel where he teaches life advice.

[@mizz1474]

10 ways to file your taxes.. will be his first video

[@teresaarra9293]

Im the most f-ing stylish bish at lunch Ben: at lunch?

[@brinina2708]

CRISTINE There is a channel called Stephen Mabel who is posting your videos on his channel! I hope cristine sees this because that's not ok

[@geema2281]

That is so weird. Why would he do that?

[@sadehendrix8495]

I just checked out his channel and there are over 100 of her videos on there

[@SimplyNotLogical]

thank you! I reported it :)

[@faithelizabeth7040]

brinina OOO IMMA GO REPORT EVERY VIDEO how dare they 😂😂😡

[@0Yazz]

reported!

[@theonesiecrew8526]

Cristine to Ben: "DONT USE YOUR NAILS!!!" Me: "What nails?"

[@fxiryquxxn4966]

Call Me Bagel 😂

[@hannahkoppel4743]

Hi bagel

[@alexrickli2838]

goddammit ben. marry the girl already.

[@decembergraves3667]

YASS!!!!!!

[@gedcht5058]

Damn yass

[@charlenechein3399]

They better invite us

[@Sam-qu7os]

5 years and they still haven’t!

[@Morire666_]

Ben should just give advice to everything on a video, like literally anything

[@stephiehellyeah2557]

That lip color looks so good! Good job fan person! 😄

[@kaijudge7711]

That moment when Ben gives better advice than Cristine😅

[@nelif3413]

That' not surprising...

[@edmondse]

Katy Judge I'm pretty sure Ben is the reason Cristine is alive. Or at least not living in a holo cave avoiding the tax people and crying because there's none to bring her tea.

[@valstia]

*When you're an adult, you don't really need a favorite color anymore.*

[@lindysimunek2483]

Prancing -Aj- oddly enough I scrolled to this comment when Ben said that 😶

[@navigatinglife6267]

Prancing -Aj- mine is holo, and black so basically two completely different colors... and matte maroon or black but u know

[@kaitlynn5487]

Prancing -Aj- my mom said hers was beige

[@pinof5]

My fav colour is black holo

[@nicolecarroll4508]

Prancing -Aj- "*all around me are familiar faces, worn up places*" 😂

[@megeiferle4646]

THE BIG QUESTION. BEN GET HER A HOLO RING WITH A DIAMOND CENTERPIECE OFGLKKDKJDSIISO

[@GinaTandarich]

I'm here from the #oldpeopleclub I'm well over 30! Haha #simplyoldlogical

[@MarissaB]

Gina Tandarich Awesome! I'm just shy of 30

[@GinaTandarich]

Were Ferret hahaha we gotta show her the old people love her too!

[@AshleySC83]

I'm 34. I was just your 34th upvote. Illuminati confirmed. 😁

[@Iceechibi]

I'm 21, but seeing a lot of her fanmail was sent by more people younger than me I feel old now, haha. To be fair, they made a lot of really cute shit for Christine. 😂

[@GinaTandarich]

Iceechibi hahaha they absolutely do. I'm just picking because everyone that writes and puts in their age are in their teens

[@___bribri___sings8097]

MY CAT HAS APPROVED OF YOUR VIDEOS

[@alondragutierrez8953]

Who needs homework when you can watch mama Cristine ❤️❤️💿💿📫📫 I'm kidding, I did my homework before watching.

[@rebekahhagglund5437]

alondra gutierrez good job👍

[@batty5523]

alondra gutierrez I definitely didn't. Whoops lol.

[@Monse420.]

Ben is a savage adviser he should be a therapist

[@hey_there_unsolved3838]

*”Your mixtapes are so fire they burned down our town”* O...M...GGGGGG 😂 I FEEL SO BAD THAT I WAS LAUGHING AT THAT JOKE FOR 3 MINUTES STRAIGHT AND THEN IF I THINK ABOUT IT IT CRACKS ME UP

[@marciamutur8467]

Galactic Shipper LOOOOOOOL

[@diycupcake5258]

And then there's me! No holo en No peel Off basecoat! 😭😱My life is so sad! 😭😭😭

[@worthlessoranges]

DIY Cupcake same

[@leef2305]

*inhales* Yes. What a sad life you have there. So sad.

[@catherinefaith5898]

Does it Even matter?

[@christina4138]

DIY Cupcake me too😭

[@777dirt3]

DIY Cupcake same kill me agh 😭

[@armyblinkonce1259]

"So we raise the flag above our head and wish that trump was -" Friend:DEAD 😐😐 Me: I was dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@skylar_sparks]

Did you mean dying? (I'm sorry if I'm being rude please don't not take offense to this)

[@amandapingu5511]

Sonia Nevermind this is like soooo me hahahahahha

[@nicolecarroll4508]

Army Angels12 ben is her bf not her friend and its *dying* not dieing

[@mishka2662]

Gus Gus u think she was referring to her friend not so sure

[@jayenidd]

Army Angels12 same I said the same

[@JeanetteAlexandra]

I can only watch Cristine + Ben and Mykie for hours on end. you should just make an entire video with life advice with Ben.

[@juliag.4147]

CRISTINEEEE I HAV HOLO AND UNICORN SKIN SNEAKERS, THE HOLO GODS BLESSED MEEEEE 😫❤️

[@pusheencat101cat2]

Julia G. OMG THE GODS DID 😰😰😰💿💿💿🦄🦄🦄😲😲😲💅💅💅

[@dalicebrown2884]

Julia G. Lol I have Holo shoes too XD

[@coffeegirl18]

Unicorn Skin...Can I see (link me)? Those probably look awesome.

[@ceciliaruelas8501]

yes tell us where did you get the

[@EmilylolMSP]

You get them at primark lmao

[@freigheit93]

These videos never get old 😂. Someday I'll send holo to Cristine and just maybe say my age