my favorite baddie smp moments part 2

missed some major moments in the first one so here's a sequel

[@faithb.2072]

the cow ladder situation will forever be the funniest thing kurtis has ever done

[@haesbread]

Kurts reaction to the cow ladder incident will never not be funny

[@rowanketcheson]

"pigs can't open doors right?" pig immediately opens door "THEY CAN"

[@mac5895]

you have to add in danny saying there’s no way kurtis lied about having diamonds to screw with him and kurtis saying he didn’t lie and then cut to kurtis in his stream lying about having diamonds

[@juliaroseveith57]

"does anyone know how to make green *~ B u r rhH GH H GH ~~!#* " never fails me.

[@kaylee_keen]

2:08 the way he looked genuinely scaredsbzx

[@kel4211]

LYRICS: (aka captions) Danny: "When you get like, uhh donations and stuff and subs do you have like, on the text to speech thing?" Kurtis: "I feel like that's a- a terrible idea-" Danny: "Uhhh yeah definitley- Uh yeah that's definitley a terrible idea" Kurtis: "Yeah I feel like if anyone had that they'd kinda be a... like a loser- like virgin or something" Danny: "Uhh- yeah definitley... but not a- I'm not a... virgin and I definitley don't have it oh. heh.. that's the 2 things that aren't true about me." Danny: "You mad-" Kurtis: "Iron or naw-" Danny: "OR IRON NAW- oh wait... Iron or naw?" Kurtis: "OR IRON NAW" Danny: "Use your silk touch. Mmm they want me to use my silk tou-" *dramatic music* Kurtis: "DUDE THAT COW JUST WENT UP THE LADDER, GET BACK IN THERE." Danny: "What?" Kurtis: "I- DUDE" Danny: "Oh. Oh.. You gotta delete the bottom ladder I think. You only need 2" Kurtis: "Okay, don't worry I so- I knocked 'em back in there." Danny: "Yeah yeah that'll teach 'em. Stay in the- Know your place, COW." Kurtis: "I thought that was like a glitch- How the fuck does a cow use a ladder going straight up?" Danny: "Guys pigs can't open doors right? OH FUCK- THEY CAN! THEY CAN!" Danny: "Oh no dude fuck- there's a creeper in the sheep pit" Kurtis: "No way. OH MY GOD-" Danny: "What do we do- He's just like hiding now" Kurtis: "He heard us" Danny: (impression of creeper) "YoUu cAn'T SeEe mEeE 👹" Kurtis: (Also impression) "I'm oNe Of The sHeeEp 👹" Danny: "Oh uhm-" Kurtis: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA" (explosion in background) Danny: "NOO- NO!" Kurtis: "Guys how do I make green- ... BLERGRHHRGRHGH" (both laughing) Danny: "Oh- holy shit, are you okay?! " (impression of Kurtis) "Does anyone know how to make green BLUERGJRGDGHH" (Kurtis laughing) Sound effect: WAAAA- (x3) Kurtis: "Alright yeah I'm hearing that. Are you talking right now or are you only pressing buttons on the sou- Sound effect: "SHUT THE HELL UP!" Kurtis: "O-Okayyy" Danny: "Okay for some reason it'll only let you hear me or the sound effects, so I was tryna talk to you and play the sound effects, but you can only hear the sound effects" (Kurtis laughing) Kurtis: "It was like me talking and then" (impression of sound effect) "SHuT ThE hELL uP 👹" (both laughing) Kurtis: "SO MEAN" AND NOW DANNY AND KURTIS TALKING AT THE SAME TIME (IDK HOW I'M GONNA TYPE THIS.) Kurtis: "Missed meee" Danny and Kurtis: "Now you gotta kiss meee" Danny: "You missed him now you gotta kiss- mee." Kurtis: "Alright I think I'm-" Danny: "Alright I think I'm ready to go." Kurtis: "Yeah same.." Danny: "You think there might be some iron?" Kurtis: "Orrrr- Something betterrrrrrrr" Danny: "Diamonndddd???" Kurtis: "The Ender Drago- Or uh The Diamondddd" Danny: "Well I'm going back down- and I'm just gonna keep on digging" Kurtis: "Well you know what, it's foolish of you to be so naïve"

[@gweegygweegy6126]

Ah, great!

[@kel4211]

@@gweegygweegy6126 i regret nothing

[@snakes7303]

Well-

[@alexwilliams1469]

Thank you !

[@kerriganqueenofblades7128]

The “Guys how do I make green- BERGHHHH” gets me every time, like why does he sound like a sheep

[@Angelina-up8md]

kurtis reacting to the cow climbing the ladder is the funniest thing ive ever seen in my life

[@niftythegoblin]

1:41 I'll never get over how Kurtis' burp sounded like a really loud zombie lmao

[@coolcat290]

1:55 *danny frantically playing sicko mode*

[@garfieldbrooks]

the cow ladder debacle will never fail to make me lose it that shit is peak comedy bro

[@transranpo]

the cow ladder editing makes me fall over screaming every single time i watch it that was the funniest thing he ever did

[@JuSparkD]

THESE ARE GOLD but the ghast sound impressions never fail to amaze me

[@nickoffscript]

the cow thing will forever entertain me

[@twisted.karmaa]

OH NO‼️‼️‼️ There’s a CREEPER‼️ in the SHEEP PIT 😳❌‼️ get OUTTA THERE CREEPER

[@adeleshade5066]

i’m glad someone else also found the sicko mode diamond moments hilarious

[@Lisa-gl7rc]

That had me spitting out my water dude I laughed so hard

[@solarflare2722]

1:55 love this editing xD

[@mjc2539]

These are the best compilations ive seen!! they are so good!! hi

[@peppermint1868]

thank you!! hi

[@7ratsinasoup317]

2:06 im crying- he looked so scared

[@niccvier]

IT’S FOOLISH OF YOU YO BE SO NAIVE

[@glowvxn]

or iron nah gets me everytime

[@TheSweetSweetRain]

I need a xompilarion of kurtis saying "shut the hell up" 🤣😭

[@kateriley55]

i need a part 3!!!

[@kel4211]

DUDE MY COMMENT IS GONE I TYPED OUT THE WHOLE THING

[@whatdidyousay18]

takis are seriously intense

[@Coolet27]

1:41 makes me laugh every time holy shit

[@69slutbabyangel]

this video is soso funny ily peppermint

[@kuroneko2876]

Its okay guys pigs cant open doors!

[@nayeli7538]

0:11 oh hey that was my sub! Nice!

[@ducky7437]

memento mori, my friend

[@1Ac1d]

please make a part 3

[@lialia8257]

2:08 what stream was this?

[@peppermint1868]

kurtis' video from it is called "i cannot stop dying", hope this helps

[@lialia8257]

@@peppermint1868 thanks !