creeper in a boat? (baddiesmp 9)

[@user-rw8rl3bw4n]

danny: passionately telling his story about being attacked by a bird kurtis: *barely audible* wtf no way

[@Fiznik3933]

Truly.

[@addie8080]

Truly.

[@jackisnotafruit4832]

Truly.

[@technoblade8333]

danny is dream!

[@rotaryway]

@@technoblade8333 thats so random 💀

[@JimJimJi]

Hearing Danny getting abused by a bird is the best opening to a baddies SMP episode.

[@heavenlything]

i think that bird was a witch

[@banannah_h]

Agreed

[@njokvt2667]

i think it was a red-winged black bird because i was running once and the exact same thing happened basically

[@collette-garcia3787]

Lmao

[@treymoment]

@@njokvt2667 THE BIRDS ARE ATTACKING GREGS OMG

[@parkerpeter9218]

The bird was actually a reincarnated Newspaper who wants his revenge.

[@dog8807]

NEWSPAPER NOOO 😭😭😭

[@aestheticgirl5018]

🥺

[@bayleebee1217]

Newspaper! ❤️😭😂😂

[@haesbread]

It all makes sense now

[@justsomemayanmanwithintern2990]

This comment would’ve been better if the bird was black and white

[@ken-lw5cw]

we just hopped right into the video with danny's story, no warning

[@saana__1404]

Ikr, i was like huh?

[@user-sb7lt5wh9c]

Very sudden

[@Savi4848]

this is how it was on stream too lmao

[@ryanmac5222]

The bird just recognises him from youtube, it’s fine

[@jaydengarcia]

@@Savi4848 that’s hilarious

[@Gaybertis]

its a tough day when you're constantly getting vibe checked by avian creatures

[@JanieBee]

😂

[@elise7191]

this is the best sentence to be written on youtube, thank you.

[@Two-HeadedBoy]

Whenever I watch other people play Minecraft, I get embarrassed about how good they do and how little they die because when I play it's basically a constant stream of losing my shit and dying. I'm glad there's finally someone I can watch that reflects my playstyle.

[@rory9718]

no shame in turning on "keep inventory" dude!

[@serajade8392]

Oh my god same I've literally never finished the game

[@JBC352]

Seriously. I started playing Minecraft again because of Danny (before he started streaming with Kurtis) going from trying to fight a zombie and dying to getting his first blaze rod (and now has beaten the game 😱). Seriously inspiring 😆.

[@ratgal021]

I’ve had a constant cycle of almost making it to the ender dragon fight but dying in the nether and rage quitting my world since like..... the 6th grade

[@TheGeladoo]

@@rory9718 Yesss I don't even consider it cheating, it just makes the game so much less frustrating

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

That bird story was so random but fitting at the same time

[@sobiahameed6324]

fora second i thought u were the real one I'm sad now

[@hieidw]

@@sobiahameed6324 he is the real one. You can tell bc he has the s stands for video

[@sobiahameed6324]

@@hieidw hes not this is the real one kzbin.info/www/bejne/qWmZh2pteZaVe7M

[@fishtouch634]

ngl it was probably protecting a nest, but im also amused at the idea of the bird just really having it out for danny for no reason

[@kesh_nmn2004]

@@sobiahameed6324 the other Jellal has a mustache, this Jellal doesn't

[@ReusableSalad]

Bird said: "I like ya cut, g" *[feathery smack]*

[@Raazi-0s]

Twice

[@kendalllabrache4227]

Danny: “I just shot a jelly fish with a bow and arrow and it made a AauhHuh sound”

[@chanciels]

*AHHHHH

[@amandahall1971]

🤣😂😂

[@zoerae1474]

Hey Danny! It sounds like you had an encounter with a Turkey Vulture and you were too close to their nest for their comfort. They’re harmless birds who mainly feed on carrion (dead animals) and were just looking out for their kids (input from a Wildlife Biologist). A once in a lifetime encounter! Congratulations!

[@Finn-wc8nq]

Sounds more like a red winged blackbird to me since they’re more likely to attack people and much smaller than vultures cuz personally I’d be way more startled if a vulture atttacked me lmao and Danny mistook the feather placement

[@your-momm]

Danny got decked by a vulture.

[@Agpicklefeet]

Danny what you got attacked by sounds like a vulture, were you struggling on your run? He may have thought you were close to death. Nature is beautiful.

[@livistryingherbest1491]

I didn't even think about that. See I figured he was just too close to a nest? I once had like 3 birds circle me bc I was too close to the tree they lived in🤣🤣

[@paigecote6879]

I was thinking the same thing.If it was a vulture, which it definitely sounds like, it probably would’ve vomited on him before attacking him if it felt threatened, unless he was super close to a nest or carcass

[@navybluechilipeppers]

it sounded like he got attacked by a turkey vulture

[@nina.robbs565]

yeah, it would be easier to identify if he said what size it was

[@sharpeningtheaxe]

In the stream he said it was a smallish bird, so it definitely wasn’t a vulture.

[@Sitcomabed]

Careful with that creeper in the boat you might fall inlove with it😩🤚

[@penusbutter4182]

Property damage baddie 😩😩🤤

[@lemonade4181]

I’m in love with a creeper...

[@knowledgefox1385]

I love how every time Danny and Kurtis are trying to bribe the piglins to give them ender pearls, Kurtis just jumps into the hole with the piglin as if he’s going to get ender pearls interrogation-style.

[@katrat9195]

I love that they still call the ghasts, jellyfish.

[@fluffypancakes8427]

hmmm yes ghasts

[@dog8807]

who’s ghast??? i only know jellyfish /j

[@fluffypancakes8427]

@@dog8807 hahah

[@chainsmokingpotato]

i love how danny plays the game how the makers intended it scared of EVERYTHING

[@Midnight44404440444]

You do kinda have the shape and vibe of an egg stealing predator, so I think the bird was just trying to protect its nest

[@amysnable329]

Danny definitely fits the profile of an egg thief

[@jenniferkobza2247]

“ oh heather oh heather bring me to the nether”, I say that every time I go I to the nether now

[@JBC352]

Props to the editor who really made Danny’s bird story come to life with his editing

[@kendalllabrache4227]

Plot twist: the bird was kurtis thats why he did not sound surprised Danny: yeah a bird attacked me! Kurtis: oh . . . Thats soooo weird (Edit: don’t wanna be that person but this is the most amount of likes I’ve ever gotten thanks LOL)

[@celestialpassion]

Kurtis is a wizard? Which school did he go to? Is there a Hogwarts equivalent in Canada, or did he study abroad? So many questions. 😀

[@sofiagordiola7568]

@@celestialpassion he probably studied abroad, in ilvermorny, i wonder how long it took him to be able to become an animagus !

[@_a.k_4093]

@@celestialpassion I don't think I ever saw Kurtis in any of the yearbooks, so I think that we can rule out him being a wizard.

[@rory9718]

that's the best explanation, i mean he is a magician

[@joeisdude]

Dang it, perfectly good comment ruined by the “thanks for all the likes”. Edit: nvm, they changed it

[@emma-kf8ly]

danny realising all of his stuff is gone and then punching the pig that had the rest of his stuff on into lava 😭

[@dog8807]

drew’s so smart 😩😩

[@emma-kf8ly]

@@dog8807 oh sorry I meant to write drew 🙄 I thought I was on Danny’s channel, it’s so easy to get them mixed up

[@axolotlloser1131]

This series is what's keeping me sane

[@Yumiisnthere]

This is relatable, but like, EVERYONE is saying it

[@your-momm]

How's your sanity rn, king?

[@axolotlloser1131]

@@your-momm plummeting

[@hadenh6431]

I was once followed home by a goose... I was reminded of this by Danny's bird story.

[@lucamara6424]

Stalker goose

[@alynamuller2339]

Untitled goose game

[@moogoesthewolfgang]

*h o n k*

[@beepboopbop879]

He wanted to make sure you got home safe

[@rhoshinybh5296]

Goosebumps

[@malinis1329]

the progression of danny just continuously dying in the first few minutes makes it so much more funnier than the stream was when it was spaced out

[@bunniboycustoms4370]

One of the last things queen Elizabeth did was donate 4.20 to a Minecraft streamer

[@banannah_h]

Seems like Danny isn’t sleeping in the real world if he’s got earth phantoms coming after him

[@kodicore]

69 likes nice

[@silverniko9745]

It's so nice of Ariana to always be there for your streams just to say "yeah" 😍🤩. So cool 🤪

[@jetaimessul]

*Yuh*

[@Ishaan66SH]

No

[@kakyoin5862]

Yuh*

[@toomuchiridium]

Even dababy, so generous to take time out to help Danny

[@ella-yl5ot]

Plot twist: I was the bird following Danny

[@razzledazzledorito2588]

oh no

[@FantasticRiver1]

Plot twist: it was actually a metaphor for a creepy stalker fan! 😱😱😱😱

[@willgreen8668]

Oh crap oh no

[@kevincorncone]

That’s true, I was there! I was Danny’s left running shoe!

[@miciaw]

@@kevincorncone Really? What a coincidence! I was Danny's *right* running shoe!

[@ellabutworse]

them imitating the jellyfish noises sends me rolling every time helP-

[@beandabee8937]

yo danny think of that bird as a piglin. you were in its bastien. so it had to attack you. bird = piglin, forest = bastien. its just common logic

[@anna_banana414]

or maybe the bird was like a vulture and it thought danny was close to death??

[@ellieheart3502]

or maybe, it was kurtis

[@gabrielelliot518]

U right u right

[@AshTheQueenOfRodents]

He should've worn gold

[@daliamcandrew3105]

My reflexes are getting quicker just to click on these videos

[@youdontknowwholam4752]

Haha me too

[@gray9914]

lol bestie same💀

[@layla4294]

Mine are because I have a hedgehog that's wants to fall out of my hands

[@user-sg6ww7ts6n]

the elytra r gonna blow their minds lol. granted they actually make it there.

[@drprinterink3133]

knowing their track record they might accidentally die and lose the elytra immediately

[@user-sg6ww7ts6n]

Dr Printer Ink so sad but so so true.

[@pumacatmeow]

They’re probably gonna call them “cape wings” or something absurd to piss everyone off

[@nara2989]

bestie u got attacked by the bird cause its nesting season for the lil lady bird! :) ofc u didnt know but they generally get more aggressive during peak nesting season ie late may through mid July. U doing fine bestie

[@lemonade4181]

In Toronto people get attacked by red-winged blackbirds.

[@isaacwardwell464]

The phantoms won’t attack you on your run if you go to bed

[@dog8807]

yeah drew stop pulling all-nighters 😡😡

[@annieh.5049]

danny: *walks right off a cliff into lava* danny: 😲

[@trentadams4888]

I like how Danny names each vid off of the smallest details in the whole vid, lmao

[@T-minus-infinite]

A list compiled from comments of games suggested for Danny to stream (in no particular order). If you have a suggestion, please leave it in a reply and I will add it to the list. Note: Keep in mind to suggest games that Danny will enjoy and/or can easily pick up Games that have no/are good without multiplayer 1. Pokemon 2. Stardew Valley 3. Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) 4. Milkman Karlson 5. Planet zoo/coaster 6. The Sims 7. Animal crossing 8. Skyrim 9. Fez 10. LoZ Breath of the Wild 11. Undartale 12. Subnautica 13. Little Nightmares 14. Shadow of the Tomb Raider 15. Hitman series 16. Spiderman ps4 -> Spiderman Miles Morales 17. The Last of Us 18. FNAF 19. Super Mario 20. Cities: skylines 21. Horizon: Zero Dawn 22. Fallout series Games that are good alone but better with multiplayer 1. Among us 2. Fall guys 3. Surgeon simulator (1 or 2) 4. Mario Kart 5. Other Minecraft things--adventure maps, servers, minigames 6. Dont starve (together) 7. Terraria 8. The Forest 9. Raft 10. Valheim Games that have no/are not good with single player 1. Sea of thieves 2. Human fall flat 3. Overcooked 4. Phasmophobia

[@Kaitypoos]

YA BOTWW

[@whydidyoueatmycake3019]

i would love to watch danny playing karlson

[@bearyeojin]

stardew had multiplayer??

[@dog8807]

OMG sims 4 and phasmophobia 🤩🤩

[@cloudfox1908]

@@bearyeojin Yup, it's the best way to play the game imo

[@Deeply_Unhinged_Goblin]

These highlights did not accurately capture the hour that Danny spent in languish, staring into the void, and cursing minecraft's very existence after dying about 14 times in a row

[@Reese_VT]

When danny was falling in the lava, he could have just held w and been fine.

[@hadenh6431]

My crappy day turns to gold everytime Danny posts😊

[@Tokmag2108]

*drew

[@jop3636]

use ur new golden day to get some ender pearls

[@rohankhubchandani3694]

the way that kurtis was in front of you when you fell, he could've warned you

[@user-ee5qn3pg5o]

and that's the tea

[@sodapop3046]

the bird most likely had a nest nearby lmao they're defensive asf for literally no reason

[@SeanMacadelic]

Kurtis confusing the torch behind the tortoise for the tortoise’s ass being on fire is hilarious 🐢🔥

[@fortnite7038]

when kurtis, danny, drew, AND danny GAMEzales upload on the same day/hour "THAT was pog"

[@moonycanwatch]

Danny: "yeah the only thing I'm noticing is just that..." Me: carefully listening to him seriously talking about the vaccine Danny: "i bought a lot of windows computers cause they're so pretty to look at"

[@grace4024]

*laughs in australian* looks like the magpies have reached America

[@archer4424]

I mean idk abt the US, but in Canada we got magpies and they just steal garbage and leave most alone! They have white spots tho, not red faces

[@dragonsrule20201]

Yeah magpies here are chill, they're on the same level as crows... Dunno what they have against aussies but I'll pray for y'all

[@grace4024]

@@archer4424 I just searched up Canadian magpie and we are definitely talking about different birds lmaooo

[@danielalorbi]

That was the first thing that came to mind. But the red feathers made me think otherwise.

[@Ledinn]

We spent 3 episodes watching two guys trying to get pearls

[@meriadriao]

imagine Danny in MCC Ace Race seeing all those people following that One (1) Guy and saying "no" and finishing in 3rd/4th

[@acaterpillargivingbirth]

The bird knows that you're Santa Claus.

[@anags]

Does the bird want to be Santa?

[@jetaimessul]

Unrelated but Renjun in ur pfp looks like a snail-🤠🤠

[@acaterpillargivingbirth]

@@anags yes

[@acaterpillargivingbirth]

@@jetaimessul wait he kinda does But it's ok bc he's RenjEOn

[@marikinns]

Danny is being hunted by the birds at this point.

[@vinceta14]

danny starting the video with his scarring bird story is so funny to me

[@samm7621]

I'm an aspiring wildlife biologist and I'm DYING to know what kind of bird attacked Danny

[@vakarebaranauskaite6691]

people are saying it might’ve been a vulture

[@chubledoobles4257]

the opening is so burned into my memory after animating it

[@tryzsta]

dude your animation of it is fuckin awesome !!!! :D

[@elizahating273]

are danny and curtis gonna both marry the creeper?

[@xxcallmeniaxx3272]

Kurtis**💖💖

[@aestheticgirl5018]

Do u mean Kurtis??? And do u mean divorce???

[@rachelthepotato7279]

she blew up :(

[@elizahating273]

@@aestheticgirl5018 oops yeah *kurtis lol

[@tatebullock7329]

i love how danny is just talking about being attacked by a turkey vulture

[@arianamontoya3535]

Every time he asks Ariana for stuff it catches me off guard 😭😭

[@vyasucks]

i like how when danny attacks a mob super intense music starts playing like its the battle of his life

[@bugoodles]

I'm meeting my SO's parents for dinner tonight FOR THE FIRST TIME and this is the only thing keeping me sane

[@x4nder176]

good luck mate

[@azetac_]

Good luck out there

[@cameronrivard5624]

I just woke up not too long ago and was not prepared for the bird story starting off this video

[@hubble.-.]

The bird was probably protecting her nest lmao

[@lol-sl4oj]

9:45 WINDOWS LAPTOP DANCE underrated joke i never noticed lol

[@flan.insana]

look at the donation 💀💀

[@fuzzycheese1138]

14:22 Danny got that Dream speedrun luck.

[@jasonlukose6569]

okay but does anyone else read "baddies SIMP" instead of baddies SMP everytime they see the notif

[@jennamcclure]

Not queen elizabeth on the chat 😂

[@unallamaa]

Me screaming at the screen to put a block above your head when you’re fighting an enderman: ✋😫🤚

[@stephrampersad]

Please add will Smith saying yahhh to your soundboard that would be pog

[@lwiksnnam3017]

Imagine if danny and kurtis actually got into mcc and won

[@aestheticgirl5018]

They did got into it! But didn't won

[@babieseunie8097]

@@aestheticgirl5018 they got into twitch rivals, not mcc

[@lwiksnnam3017]

@@aestheticgirl5018 did they actually get in?

[@sarzamarie]

No one Danny's opening *EPIC BIRD STORY*

[@LaurenTheorist]

As someone who lives in Ontario, I was glad to hear Kurtis talking about Doug Ford. I actually did not know that tidbit of information, but I can not say I am surprised. 🙁

[@Maple_Vally]

Birds are out for Danny's head

[@dumbledorf5029]

I can one up the intro- A bird (specifically a sparrow) flew into my apartment through the kitchen window. Switched off the fans to prevent any harm. Lured it into an empty bedroom, closed the door- opened the window and waited- it took a long time- I chose to turn away, and went I went back- The bird was no where to be seen.

[@daddleducky6505]

danny might turn into bird man now He has been chosen

[@chanciels]

i had the same type of bird smacking his head against my window at 3 am

[@JanieBee]

Oh wow cant believe I'm here in the first 20 minutes. I just wanna thank my family and my beautiful husband for helping me get this far

[@CircusSabre]

Hearing danny got abused by a fucking turkey vulture or something while I just woke up is an experience

[@jihoonpark2514]

Im having a hard time comprehending the bird story JTS SO FUNNT

[@anikabettiol4698]

if danny doesnt like being swooped by birds he shouldnt visit australia

[@cullenhernandez941]

nether i hardly know her

[@ediblenecklace7007]

The editing at the beginning was **chefs kiss**

[@knifedoggo2761]

Plot twist that bird was one of Danny's fans

[@obunnybee]

every episode they just switch back and forth who will suffer

[@4nd4s]

'you've gotta use reverse psychology to manifest' 😂

[@web.frosty8234]

nobody: the zombified pig casually walking out of Danny and Kurtis' nether home at 9:10 without Danny noticing:

[@ermokaythenbutwhy75]

Just checking my subscriptions and saw this was posted a minute ago! Im so happy

[@Babyboyliz]

“3 pigs one hole dude” “Yeah that’s my favorite video” WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THAT

[@libitina3202]

That dislike is from the bird who failed its first attempt to hit Danny

[@jjokal]

danny finally getting the australian experience with that bird

[@jessicaandrews893]

Ive literally never heard of a bird purposely smacking a human before lmfao how did that even happen i dont think thats normal 😂😂

[@avipopoki7724]

He must’ve ran by the birds nest😂😂

[@frostyskeletons8950]

Ever heard of Australia?

[@MelliFee27]

Dude danny and Kurtis continuing to call the ghast jelly fish cracks me up so much😂😂

[@berrycade]

"Creeper in a Boat" is my new rap song.

[@nadiageorge890]

holy shit im overwhelmed with content lol. danny posts, kurtis posts, danny posts a danny and kurtis post, and drew posts.

[@anags]

I KNOW, I got Drew's notification first and I was like ok, I watch this and then start studying, but now it's been like 2 hours and I guess I'm not studying today 🤷‍♀️

[@bayleebee1217]

Alternate title: Danny dieing in the nether.....alot.

[@kathontwitter62]

This bird was trying to show Danny that he don't sleep enough in minecraft style

[@Jayeponz]

Please never end this! It's my pog juice!

[@81Point2]

Danny hitting the pig that's wearing all of his armor into the lava and then getting hit into it is the funniest thing I've ever seen

[@bleppo__]

Danny she was protecting her nest

[@kermit_fan5059]

i love how every comment is about danny and that bird as well as this one

[@RileyyWasHere]

MCC is the college I plan on going to in the fall I would love danny and kurt to be let in 🥺

[@SarcasticSean]

if I had a dollar for every time Kurtis falls into the holes you build around the piglins when treading with them, I will afford one month of Minecraft realm.

[@WhillyNilly]

It was a red wing blackbird, you probably ran too close to it’s nest! They are very protective

[@jadenalexzandria8840]

the way they are still calling the ghasts jellyfish is so funny