My Favorite Scene from Hellsing Abridged so far

[@TheQuarterGuy]

"It's a shame your blood sugar daddy won't be here to see it!" > Alucard has entered the chat

[@silvershadow9967]

I think you mean >Crimson_Fuckr has entered the chat

[@dragonvessel6510]

@@silvershadow9967 or vlad the impaler

[@LegendReaper]

Well well well..I leave for a day.. and The Catholics are crusading, while the Nazis are invading

[@Nero-wy6yf]

Anderson! its been only 2 day's but feels like years

[@LegendReaper]

@@Nero-wy6yf And you, uhm.. how are.. I wanna say.. Logan? Anderson, what's this guy's name?

[@Palemagpie]

"What was alucard doing on that boat all this time?" Apparently wiring the PA system

[@shannonnightsky6656]

Where did he get the PA system?🤔

[@Wangitup]

@@shannonnightsky6656 They are pretty standard on Naval ships, not only for general orders to the crew but to yell at other ships that aren't listening to the radio.

[@bigbugabuu]

Learn something new every day

[@furionmax7824]

Alucard: it's harder than it looks ok?! Do you have any idea how hard it was to actually fix what WASNT fucked up during my little cruise?

[@ARuiz-eu3hk]

He fuckin would.

[@thejollyg4mer]

“Send in the Mexican inquisition” “They expected us! THEY EXPECTED US!!!!!!!”

[@Scheeringiscaring]

Should‘ve sent the spanish Inquisition. Nobody expects the spanish inquisition

[@valleypathfinder9891]

I was looking for this

[@joshuarobinson8529]

@@Scheeringiscaring Alucard lived in the Inquisition's heyday. He probably would.

[@Scheeringiscaring]

Joshua Robinson no, nobody expects the spanish Inquisition

[@joshuarobinson8529]

@@Scheeringiscaring Alucard: *expects* Inquisition: How did you expect us?! Alucard: Same way I recover from decapitation. Anderson: An' what would that be, ya bloody heathen? Alucard: (beep) you, that's how. In short, your meme is partially invalid compared to the sheer bullbuckery of the Crimson F'er.

[@mrmastaofdesasta6994]

The day that Alucard singlehandedly resolved a war. By simply murdering everyone present. Good times. Truly good times

[@LewinGodwynn]

If it's genocidal but it works, don't fix i-...wait that came out wrong.

[@BionicleGio22210]

Are you kidding, that's his favorite pastime on weekends

[@mamabear1394]

No his favourite pastime is killing pedos

[@lolface_9363]

Mama Bear no it’s going on very enthusiastic walks in the woods

[@BionicleGio22210]

Both are for weekdays

[@GeorgeCowsert]

Fun fact: Alucard in the original show obeys some old Vampire logic like not being able to travel over flowing water, meaning he had to bring his Coffin with him to keep him anchored to his powers while he went to deal with Winkle. Meanwhile, the boat he was on had its engines completely destroyed, so he had to just keep paddling in the water for two days and hope the ship caught itself on a good current or wave.

[@CarlosAngelo1]

I believe he used telekinesis to move the huge ship to shore, something his enemies didn't count on.

[@paleface171]

Now I am picturing Alucard (after getting the entrance prepped) diving into the water and pushing the boat like Pippi Longstocking. Back to the coast.

[@jynxed66six54]

@@CarlosAngelo1 ...wot? the entire plan was for alucard to come back. this IS the plan. let him think hes won, let him get drunk on power. let him consume the souls of every single person there so his mind collapses when they all become infinite.

[@crimsonwyvern7770]

​@jynxed66six54 almost right? The plan was lure alucard there, exhaust his existing supply of souls, this will cause him to start drinking the surrounding blood. Then throw schroedinger into the blood so his soul gets absorbed. Because schroendinger needs to know who he is for his powers to work properly, it basically seals alucard away as his 'has a million something souls' means schroendingers power renders him nowhere. Alucards mind was fine, he just couldn't determine where/who he is with all the extra souls. That's how he was able to come back, just destroy his souls until he can determine where/who he is.

[@CarlosAngelo1]

@@jynxed66six54 Yes, you're right.

[@christiancrusader9374]

Fun fact: Alucard's entrence is a reference to the book, where Dracula entered England on a ship where there entire crew was slaughtered. Edit: Since I keep getting asked this, Alucard, and a lot of the lore in Hellsing, is taken from Bram Stroker's Dracula.

[@zacharyjoy8724]

Hey, vamp’s gotta eat, right?

[@Gamer88334]

Only difference is this ship had 2 crews and both got slaughtered.

[@christiancrusader9374]

@@Gamer88334 Oh yeah.

[@joshuarobinson8529]

The Demeter was a nice touch for Drac.

[@christiancrusader9374]

@rambo 89 No problem. Apparently Hellsing was heavily inspired by the book, which is why Alucard can stay in the sun, and needs his coffin to travel over water.

[@sonicshot55]

Ah, an accurate representation of "why do I hear boss music"?

[@nathanmigneault8542]

Ninth like, you deserve more

[@MichaelSmith-lg9pk]

Indeed it's a manifestation to this meme.

[@TheTARDISCourier]

When the boss gets to choose his own music

[@dynamicworlds1]

@@TheTARDISCourier and plays it in universe

[@TheTARDISCourier]

@@dynamicworlds1 honestly I just like to think alucard got giant speakers delivered via Amazon with Integra's account that or he stores them in his coffin

[@warllockmasterasd9142]

I love how both the Nazis and the Catholics. Just ignore each other and goes straight for ALUCARD once they hear he is going on a moonlit walk.

[@Kpimpmaster]

But...to little to late

[@beelzeboss9631]

Considering he's more dangerous than either

[@khorneberzerker2184]

They know better than to let him live when he says he's going on a walk

[@DarkArtistKaiser]

I mean it is sensible to ignore the other faction if the one your focusing on now is more dangerous to both sides. Not that it did them any good.

[@zombiedemon1762]

@Khorne Berzerker. This comment of yours should have gotten a lot more likes. Its really funny. We all saw what happened thanks to his walk through the DandyMan army.

[@artiequick3583]

"SEND IN THE FORCES OF THE TEMPLE BETH ZION" "THEY FUCKED OFF BEFORE THE BATTLE EVEN STARTED! why is that so goddamn funny

[@briishkettlebrando8195]

Seriously? I can't believe they thought we were going to help them!

[@blazingsamurai89]

Thats for the island Massacres you schmuck!!

[@ethanhinton4549]

@@briishkettlebrando8195 "JEEEEEEWWWWWS"

[@omegajubs8681]

​@@briishkettlebrando8195THATS FOR THE RHINELAND MASSACRE, YOU SCHMUCKS!

[@StormsandSaugeye]

@@briishkettlebrando8195 That's for the Rhineland Massacres you Schmucks!

[@DmonHiro]

It's funny how Alucard is actually so comfortable around Anderson that he ask him to bail him out of not knowing the guys name.

[@dinodude8899]

Of course, they get hate boners for each other, they’d be likely to support each other so that they could go one on one later, no Interruptions..

[@Revenante_of_Asylum]

Of course, they are enemies with benefits after all.

[@beast-master2094]

@@Revenante_of_Asylum sounds sexual

[@Revenante_of_Asylum]

@@beast-master2094 I assure you, it most definitely is.

[@cs3k3]

@@Revenante_of_Asylum bro?

[@KHMDarkness]

Iron Man: "I got the best entrance scene ever!" Alucard: "Hold my Fear Turkey."

[@Crixskitakana]

Iron Man: "What the hell happened to this turkey?" Alucard: "Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe"

[@funkmantim2661]

Integra: "He fucks the Fear Turkey" Iron Man: *drops the Fear Turkey in shock and disgust*

[@JE-zl6uy]

@@cunningsmile4166 it's @TheCrimsonFuckr and it is a real twitter.

[@avatarofasura3971]

Iron man: why does he even have this for Integra: well he was going to give it to the pope, but he resigned and alucard kept it, the jizz filled turkey

[@beccataylor1245]

This is the song he wanted to play when he came back from brazil

[@badjetterful]

is it sad I just got the joke of "Anderson it been days but it feels like years" because the episode air out every year

[@TheLastHylianTitan]

It’s not sad. They worked hard to make this series as rewatchable as possible. Each viewing yields more rewards!

[@ChilupaKing]

(Pats you on the head)

[@colvamoon6962]

Nope, it's dad that I don't get it.

[@connoroboyle7310]

I was right now years old when I figured that out.

[@Akeno0002]

Haha

[@loyalist6686]

3:17 The sheer laughter including TF2 Scout's laughter of them just ditching the absolute warzone got me good

[@Xenorvya]

2:41 also includes the L4D1 horde scream.

[@Tophatguy665]

His laugh fits so well 😭

[@catchedtugboat7350]

Snipers laugh is in there too

[@SaintRazo]

I like to point out the fact when Alucard tells Anderson “it’s only been 2 days but it feel like years “ it was literally YEARS from episode to episode.

[@bait5257]

Lmao

[@akirathewildcard9625]

The abridged or the actual show

[@bait5257]

@@akirathewildcard9625 what he means is, Each episode of actual anime had huge time gap. 1 year or 2 year for each episode to drop or even more

[@akirathewildcard9625]

@@bait5257 jeez they really wanted to torture alucard like that

[@TheSaiderRiscam]

@@akirathewildcard9625 Honestly both. They both took years to release episodes.

[@lnsflare1]

That moment when everyone realized that Alucard had been acting with restraint in their previous encounters with him.

[@lnsflare1]

@samraiz shoaib Alexander Anderson: "So are we talking about 'I'm sorry daddy, I've been naughty' kind of restraints, or...?" Alucard: "NO! Wait, actually, yeah, pretty much. But also the other kind!"

[@kiwi4998]

@samraiz shoaib Alucard: you forgot sadistic

[@enricopucci1220]

@@kiwi4998 Major: Ah yes a fellow sadist. May I ask how many corpses are left after a night out?

[@tigerwarrior1787]

@@enricopucci1220 "Do you mean found or hidden? Cuz there is a MAJOR difference there..."

[@federalcasemaker]

@Star Platinum "Hey, it was an enthusiastic walk"

[@WanderingPoro_217]

I love how they ignored the forces of each other and just attacked Alucard, clearly recognizing that, despite the lack of numbers, he is an army of his own and is more of a threat than them

[@uphilldesert7240]

I never thought about that until now

[@Ashbringer36]

“It’s as if we can all feel it coming, if we cna’t put this monster down we may all be doomed” - Anderson in the original

[@bodenking]

I feel like comparing him to an army is lowballing him. He feels more like a… plague? Yeah plague sounds good. Black Death wiped out a quarter of Europe

[@49ersfoldem]

Yes… you get it!!

[@calamaty2007]

And it still didn't work. Though Alucard did have a few close calls between Walter and the catboy

[@feardefined1748]

I love how when he released restraint level 0, they turned the whole joke of him going for a walk into something that actually meant something important with the moonlit walk line

[@talliakara]

I cant say for sure if this is how it came to be but Emily dickinson wrote "hope is a thing with feathers" and Alucards "I am the bird of hermes,eating my wings ti keep me tame" . fucking brilliant .

[@weirdguy4948]

@@talliakaraI don’t see how they are related except that both talk about birds.

[@talliakara]

@@weirdguy4948 the poem is called Hope and Alucards incantation starts with "when is hope is gone" this poem, Dickinson personifies hope as a bird that resides in the soul and sings without words. The poem explores the idea that hope, like a bird, is always present, even in the most difficult of circumstances. It conveys the message that hope can sustain and uplift us, even in times of despair.

[@dawildbear]

@@talliakara I get where you're coming from but if eating his wings keeps him tame, surely when he's out of feathers (or when hope is gone) he'd be "peak tame". Now I'll give you that lines up well with "he's following orders without any sass" but also I dunno if any of this can qualify as "tame". /gestures at the video

[@talliakara]

Incoming novel .. The trans for the Ripley Scroll isn't my work, only the second part where I'm just writing down how I think its tied to Alucard. In the sea without lees: An aspect of the limitless ocean (the border of the infinite approached by the divinity within man) Standeth the bird of Hermes : Exists the human soul Eating his wings variable: Consuming it's vehicles (utilising the fruits of earthly experience, in the process of alchemical transmutation) developing and uniting within that higher consciousness (or achieving stability, peace, a higher focal point of consciousness that is perpetual and maintained) And maketh himself yet full stable: When the process of incarnation is complete (when all the fruits have been harvested, so to speak, and the ties to earthly life absolved) When all his feathers be from him gone: Stability is achieved (the soul moves down from the ocean of the infinite no longer, ie, is fully divine, human life is ended) He standeth still here as a stone: All qualities are possessed and united (one is all things, as a reflection of that infinite, a drop within the ocean) Here is now both white and red: One is an expression of Life, and brings life to those about one, inspiring them towards the same within (the philosophers stone is the aspect of material life which is a catalyst for the transmutation to spirit. For the alchemist, life and death are reversed, the divine spirit is freed into life through earthly death, and we that live upon the earth are the dead, trapped in prisons of matter, of flesh) All life has lead to achieving this goal. And all so the stone to quicken the dead: All life has lead to achieving this goal. All and some without fable: There is no exception Both hard and soft and malleable: Possessing all qualities, being all things, fluid, and complete, able to fulfill whatever purpose is required Understand now well and right: Understand now, correctly, for this is of importance And thank you God of this sight: it is of divine revelation The bird of Hermes is my name: I (you) are in truth the soul, this is our true identity, not the human self, but the higher. Eating my wings to make me tame: Using earthly life to achieve this end, devouring that which has given movement (that is moving through the experience, after which the vehicles, the human incarnation, serve no further purpose, and are destroyed, so that the life within may be freed) bringing all under the control of the thinker, the dweller within the form. The identity of the self becomes divine and all powerful within the sphere of that self, is no longer moved by outside forces, has reaped all that can be, and now resides within the bosom of the infinite. “Only a man can truly hope to kill a monster” “It is only when you refuse to give in with all your heart that you begin to transcend your humanity.” Alucard sadden by grief on his failures and fear of death choose to give in and for this he is unable to become a higher being. Alucard has two Paganism references on him. The obvious one is the Pentacle symbol on his gloves. The second is his epithet "The Bird of Hermes." Hermes was the Greek messenger god, noted for his winged sandals and ability to fly. Hermes was also noted for transporting souls to the Underworld, while Alucard in contrast devours them. Blood is the currency of the soul. He has forsaken his humanity he has forsaken his soul. Therefore he must consume souls, so he can satisfy his “thirst”(the desire to become human again the desire to have a soul and be able to leave this world and transcend to a higher being). The bird of Hermes is my name: I (you) are in truth the soul, this is our true identity, not the human self, but the higher- Alucard forsake his soul so he forsake himself that is why he says no matter what form he takes it has no meaning. Those forms aren’t really himself.

[@morgumal]

Integra:ALUCAAAAARD! Alucard:WHAAAAAAAAT?! Gets me every time

[@alexanderarmageddon1467]

Part of me expected her to yell "Get the tables!"

[@cunningsmile4166]

RELEASE RESTAINT LEVEL...M

[@bunnykun5836]

@@cunningsmile4166 Go for a walk

[@Jygerthe2nd]

@@alexanderarmageddon1467 YES!

[@jacthing1]

@@alexanderarmageddon1467 why out of curiosity?

[@timothymclean]

I love how they added echoes and other effects to make it sound like the song was coming out of diegetic speakers.

[@TaylorOnyx123]

When he's not relying on his phone on shuffle Alucard damn sure knows how to make an entrance.

[@baileyjerman5573]

*in background* nnnneeeerrrrddddddd

[@TheOrangex88]

Just means that they got true Sound Engineers on great projects like this

[@theimperiumofman102]

Ali card has a great taste in music.

[@vessel__]

Ella stop looking on my yt ha! Piccolo.

[@Rogerv1032]

“When hope is gone....undo this lock....and send me fourth....on a moonlit walk....release restrain level....0” Such a badass quote.

[@theskelebro8013]

I know, can I trademark it?

[@SirSkidMark]

@@theskelebro8013 WAIT A SECOND

[@TheLuis1917]

Whats is the piano song in this part ?

[@lordmech]

if you think Alucard going for a walk is some thing wait till you see him go for a jog.😈😈😈

[@TheLuis1917]

@@vero_buge Thanks, I love you

[@16Nire61]

That seamless shift from "Ready to Die" to "Party, Party, Party" is amazing.

[@DarkKnightofIT]

I only realized it switched songs after reading your comment lol

[@mfnminerdz]

I mean, they're both by Andrew W. K.

[@derlich09]

I hope Kat Dennings watches this.

[@thatonequietkid2453]

Me during this scene in the original: Wow that’s cool Me during this scene in the abridged: HELL FUCKING YEAH!!!!

[@UnlessIWin]

Sometimes, the abridged is just better lmfao

[@Cantaloupe_Connoiseur]

@@UnlessIWin sometimes?

[@XCAltoona]

@@UnlessIWin Honestly... regular Hellsing Ultimate could take pacing lessons from Abridged.

[@mattyhalsall2820]

This is my favourite scene and nothing can beat it

[@huntercheadle2679]

Me: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@L0rd_F0x725]

My favorite line is "Sending the Mexican Inquisition!" And the following line "They expected us they expected all of us!"

[@battlemageazulio1019]

"Dios MIO, NOOOOOO~!!!!!"

[@achickenugget4526]

@@battlemageazulio1019 SEND IN THE SALVATION ARMY!!

[@DarthVader-zk6dq]

“Holy fuck, bro this what we get for sticking our necks out”

[@mrbrex95]

It's a Monty python reference?

[@achickenugget4526]

@@DarthVader-zk6dq SEND IN THE FORCES OF THE TEMPLE BETH ZION!!

[@elgurkus6885]

nobody's gonna mention the perfect transition from "get ready to die" to "party party party"?

[@scallywagthepirate]

So seamless that when I first heard it (and because I hadn’t heard either song by themselves before) I thought it was the same song

[@pokemonmanic3595]

El Gurkus That’s my favorite part!

[@spectralstriker]

Wait they’re different songs!? Holy shit my life is a lie!

[@nofacedgoldfish6216]

Andrew WK is an amazing artist. And to think Cartoon Network trusted him with kids and explosions(Destroy Build Destroy).

[@shadowspartan-0002]

@@nofacedgoldfish6216 loved that show

[@alechome8021]

When the abridged version becomes more badass than the actual anime lmao

[@StarHorder]

@@christopherbiddiscombe9124 thats not the highest bar to set tbh

[@kristijanzikic1970]

Yeah, hellsing, fate stay night and dbz abridged series are in my opinion almost better than actual anime, closely followed by bleach, code ment and ygotas

[@aredub1847]

@@christopherbiddiscombe9124 check out sao rule 34

[@Dinonuggie399]

@@kristijanzikic1970SAO.

[@kristijanzikic1970]

@@Dinonuggie399 I actually forgot about SAOA. Kirito in abridged version is just great.

[@kylelangdon6724]

Original Anderson: Commends Seras on how much she’s grown and actually implies a bit of respect for her. Abridged Anderson: Still just wants to kill her

[@Dracossaint]

Nah both was the same. Just one was more pa polite way of saying it

[@nofacedgoldfish6216]

Why would he respect her for growing up? He likes children...

[@theomega7699]

@@nofacedgoldfish6216 I see what you did there

[@nofacedgoldfish6216]

@Pure_Steve _1153 True.

[@aronnemcsik]

And that is why we love him

[@GamerJosh2611]

I mean, not much is gonna top entering a war zone while “Get Ready To Die” plays on some really large speakers

[@GumballAstronaut7206]

If WWIII happens....you know what to do ;3

[@maynardz03]

Trust me, if Im in a war and I hear this song and some random ass dude is just killing everyone within 600 metres im running

[@JawsFG_]

On a fucking ghost ship!!!

[@gearboxmerc1291]

While I agree lol, I think the Spice Girls playing during Small Soldiers was pretty epic to at least be considered lol

[@pendragonfan42]

Honestly...the cinematic 'wowness' of this scene easily deserves a spot up there with top Hollywood productions. It's just so..."Perfect".

[@pendragonfan42]

I really think my favorite part of this scene is knowing the amount of effort TeamFourStar put into making us know this was music being blasted by Alucard over the ship's PA, and not just audience-only boss music. The lack of bass before he starts running, and changing the source of the sound when panning over different people so you get a sense of where the music is coming from in relation to their position, and that they are hearing the music and reacting to it.

[@coomcharger6105]

Also the masks being edited on to some of the catholics

[@carsonh1532]

Oh wow! you are right!

[@The_Viscount]

I didn't even realize that this song was a mash up either. They had to make the mash up too.

[@praxisshadow1599]

I remember when the song started playing and watching chat go ballistic over it. It was so awesome to see everyone getting pumped up.

[@iExploder]

I feel like this is the music that was supposed to play when Alucard made his entrance into the meeting with the Queen, but his shuffle cockblocked him.

[@celsetialarchives5909]

"I leave for a day And the natzis are invading Whilst the catholics are crusading" My fave line from the whole of the abridged show

[@DinoLoverGaming]

First of all, *Nazis second, the line is "Well well well, I leave for a day and... the Catholics are crusading, while the Nazis are invading"

[@Mephiles-1]

Vanoss's relationship with Nogla and Terroriser:

[@RageZer0]

I totally lost it with "They fucked off before the battle even started!"

[@zacharyspencer6839]

They seriously thought we were gonna help them?

[@gwynmarigold9141]

"That's for the Rhineland Massacres ya schmuck!"

[@MrAvakstone92]

@@gwynmarigold9141 JEEEEEEEEEEWSS!!!!!!

[@coachlombardi9657]

@@gwynmarigold9141 *JEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWSSSS!!!!*

[@robbieking4070]

@@gwynmarigold9141 “JEEEEEWWWWWWWWS!!!” 🤬

[@Kpimpmaster]

Maxwell: Oh No Anderson: Oh No Church Soldiers: Oh No Nazi Soldiers: Oh No Alucard: Oh Yeah

[@Psychoangel-d23]

Integra: oh well...

[@wolffire5421]

I don’t know why, but that’s so fucking funny to picture that in my head

[@arrfffff7455]

The kool aid man came but was immediately killed afterwards

[@tobithelost3263]

Nazi Captain:...Hrgm.......

[@eliavi3251]

Everyone: ¡Alucard No! Alucard: ¡Alucard YES!

[@Lordofthepixel]

'When hope is gone, undo this lock. And send me forth, on a moon lit walk.' Whew... Shivers, man.

[@camramaster]

YES.

[@EnderGoku9001]

time to moonwalk :P

[@sorufa888]

He does enjoy taking enthusiastic walks

[@endikaaspeurrutia1013]

@@sorufa888 a very enthusiastic walks.

[@guardianboreal1432]

@@endikaaspeurrutia1013 Release retraint level..... zero.

[@jdpragmatic8644]

No way he just “Took his phone and hit random” for this one.

[@timewarpchronos3795]

Of course not he had complete control this time. And two days to prepare.

[@ShadowOfCicero]

He literally brought the theme song to life.

[@SharkyShocker]

I will always love the fact that during this extreme confrontation between two sides that HATE each other, that the sheer violence and fear felt by everyone immediately caused them to start collectively firing on Alucard.

[@VivaLaDnDLogs]

Literally the Catholic Church about to go WWIII with the Nazis when they both decide "NOPE, NOT LETTING HIM POWER UP MORE IMPORTANT!"

[@hunterofdarkness8329]

@@VivaLaDnDLogs I mean alucard was a more dangerous threat at this point

[@dinolover]

You know shit is too real when the catholic church and legit german nazis team up.

[@masterquark1347]

The Jewish running away before the battle started was a about a real battle as well.

[@noahkarpinski1824]

@@masterquark1347 well... a series of massacres that started a massive wave of anti Semitism that continued throughout history The Rhineland Massacre actually is a really great reference for them because that was a real life event where a group of crusaders went against the orders of their pope to massacre the people they were sent to protect. History repeats and all that

[@CSLucasEpic]

Hirano has admited that he designed Alucard to be a walking Deus Ex Machina on his own, resulting in an easy defeat of any enemy. Hellsing Abridged took that concept and raised it to Sun Wukong from Journey to the West levels of badassery.

[@adamloga3788]

Yeah, he's just one of those characters where on a wiki for powers you could just write "F@$ you, I win." and it'd be accurate.

[@kingofpoliwhirls7464]

@@adamloga3788 Yet, amazingly, he realistically loses to Dio in that Death Battle

[@adamloga3788]

@@kingofpoliwhirls7464 Yeah, Dio's entry basically says, "No, f@#4 YOU, I WIN." The World really is a special category of OP bullshirt.

[@kingofpoliwhirls7464]

@@adamloga3788 Though, really, his vampire abilities are what got him the win. Dio's endurance really won it for him

[@dragonlord3376]

@@adamloga3788 best part is that his stand is only A tier, there are even STRONGER stands than that. Jojo is a wild ride.

[@garvit5504]

“Oh better watch out for hMmMmm”😂😂 the voice crack on this always gets me

[@Ramsey276one]

1:21 XD

[@Neutral_Tired]

Correction: *everyone’s* favourite scene from Hellsing Abridged

[@nikolaiorr8383]

Nah mine is Sears vs zorin

[@Khontis]

Nah. Mines "Like a protestant " but this is a very close second

[@maxxian]

@@Khontis that's my second favorite. #1 is "I don't give a shit...I don't give a fuck". That's my motto at work now.

[@zombiedemon1762]

@Matthew. That Valentine brother was comedy heaven in the Abridged. I cannot have a favorite part because the entire Abridged series is too good.

[@purevessel1246]

Mine is Alucard vs Luke

[@ezrawyvern6795]

Somehow, Integra saying "Go for a walk" sounds more intimidating than "Release restraint level 0".

[@isdrakon9802]

You fear the person saying "fire" more than the person dropping the nuke itself

[@damobeck1]

“Release restraint level 0” is a bunch of words that the writer thought sounded cool but wasn’t. “Go for a walk” is a simple phrase with a history within the show.

[@Casandraelf]

@@damobeck1 yup, because it implies violent vampire shenanigans

[@Freedmoon44]

@@Casandraelf it implies he wasnt minding his own buiseness

[@stiffmeisterM87]

​​@@Freedmoon44 it implies he was very *enthusiastic*

[@thereallostwalker8337]

“Who gives a shit. They’re nazis.” The self awareness was real on this one 😂

[@96Champ994]

putin be like

[@evildoughboy7773]

Das Boot has finally dropped.

[@misakamikoto3319]

778 likes👍

[@onemoregodrejected9369]

Even Hitler killed the Head Nazi lmao

[@Zak-tk8wv]

yes

[@MysteriousAya]

Having seen the original and abridged, I really think abridged captured that "oh... he really HAS been playing with them all this whole time" moment with the release of restriction level 0 far better and shows that they understood the homework and even corrected the teacher's mistake on the problem.

[@rudelwolf1591]

i still think the original anime in itself was already very good, it just was a different product. Hellsing ultimate is in the end a power fantasy that is basically 10 episodes of badass people being badass, while not taking itself too seriously. and the abridged version takes it and cranks the comedy up to 11.

[@JE-zl6uy]

"JEEEEEEEWS!!!" pretty much something yelled throughout history whenever someone's mad at someone.

[@theguy6037]

Regardless of whether the Jews had anything to do with it or not

[@Robert-S-World]

I mean your not wrong

[@majormajorasic]

@@theguy6037 I mean, everything is grounds for genocide considering our history of anything.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

Anti-Semitism was invented by one of Satan's kids, and boy is it a gift that keeps on giving. You wouldn't BELIEVE the number of Germans we got in hell around the 1940's to 1950's.

[@mangomangay7747]

109 times, to be exact.

[@Autom4tic]

"Also, I believe our forces have been quite literally slaughtered." "Hah, who gives a shit? They're nazis." TFS's Hellsing is a masterpiece humanity did not deserve.

[@marcobravo116]

And just like DBZA, both ended with at the same year, with amazing endings.

[@thatkidwiththehoodie]

is it a quick, funny jab at nazis just cuz, y'know, fuck those guys? is it a legitimately pretty deep joke about how the nazi leaders bigged up the importance of the german soldier as a cultural icon to convince more people to be soldiers, before sending them off to die miserably for their own personal power gain? who's to say? the joke works like a dream either way!

[@ahngelooh]

O yeah cuz fuck nazis amirite? Nazis pale in comparision to the horrific acts of other countries

[@thatkidwiththehoodie]

@@ahngelooh what’s your point?

[@Aflay1]

@@ahngelooh Not quite the point here buddy. And I'm not gonna explain the point to you either. This is KZbin, and I'm not looking to make 50 replies to prove a point. Just trust me on this one.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Blood sugar daddy: *Enters* "Why am I hearing boss music?"

[@cloverdale8705]

Holy shit how are you everywhere

[@chs9999]

Goddamn you are here too

[@nuihau3042]

Everywhere I go, I see him...

[@maple2288]

(edited) sus

[@SOLO.SHAD0W-HAWK]

I see you a lot. It's starting to be kinda nice, It's nice to see you around. Take care

[@christianlecroy980]

Can we appreciate the fact that alucard took the time to repair the more than likely broken speaker system of the ship just to blast his intro music at max volume

[@zackwyatt169]

You know he loves to make an entrance

[@krow8238]

The line "Send in the spanish inquisition!" then 3 seconds later "They expected us! they expected all of us!" those lines alone just broke me. nobody expects the spanish inquisition, nobody but Alucard. XD

[@tau-5794]

Achshually it was the Mexican inquisition, because nobody expects the Spanish inquisition.

[@wisemankugelmemicus1701]

@@tau-5794 Oohhhh MEXICAN Inquisition! Because Mexico is good for cheap labor, and they’re a cheap knock off of the Spanish Inquisition who didn’t obey Maxwell.

[@cnkclark]

DIOS MIIIIOOOOO AAARRRRGGGHHH!

[@shadowclaw7210]

@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 would he expect theme refuse

[@pyrrhusofepirus8491]

@@tau-5794 not even Alucard expects the Spanish Inquisition

[@JohannesVanDerBerg]

What’s funny is that the code phrase they used to release the level 0 restriction actually sounds pretty badass.

[@coomcharger6105]

I wish it was in the original, it wouldn't have the moon lit walk part but still

[@Rahnonymous]

Personally I think it's better than the original. Sure, the bird of hermes is a quote from Vlad Tepes, but pretty bland aside from that

[@Dann_Palkarr]

I'd also like to point out that this was the first time Integra has ORDERED Alucard to "go for a walk".

[@pizzadragon2699]

@@Dann_Palkarr It's simultaneously satisfying, and disappointing.

[@jessicadegen8433]

it kinda confuses me though. release restrain level 0 is going all out for him. he's at full power. but during his fight with Luke (guy who called himself a demi-god if you dont remember), he release restrain level 1. wouldnt that mean he was almost going all out? or is 0 suppose to come after 10 or something? am I the only one trying to figure out how this is suppose to work?

[@Terastas]

Am I the only one who laughed the hardest at 1:25? Integra: "ALUCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!" Alucard: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!"

[@elune1490]

:'D no. Youre truly not the only one. I just died over here lol

[@samsonguy10k]

Every time the ol' ball and chain calls you.

[@Enoonb]

Every time.

[@hamby2232]

It sums up their relationship in two words The serious one who's constantly trying to keep everything under control And the rediculously powerful one who could probably kill everyone, but just fucks around because they have nothing better to do and no one can tell them what to do

[@samsonguy10k]

@@hamby2232 I wouldn't go as far as saying Alexander was trying to keep things under control. More just keep things fitting withing Catholic ideals. He did have Catholic Suicide Bombers in his crew after all.

[@Dragon-Zero365]

"Go for a walk" He got EXTREMELY enthusiastic on this walk

[@matthiasmccormack3213]

The way they transitioned from “get ready to die” to “party party party,” is one of the greatest things they’ve done. Ever.

[@nikoalvarez45]

I honestly though they were the same song until I saw the description.

[@matthiasmccormack3213]

@@nikoalvarez45 haha, that’s funny, I totally see it though. That’s what I found so great about the transition. I knew both songs and still wondered for a sec if I remembered them wrong

[@alexlaw8440]

Honestly tho, because I just rewatched this for like the 6th time and finally noticed the point where it happens. Usually too immersed in it to notice 😅. It just flows so well I guess

[@Elroid]

Didn't really think of this but---- the Nazis are invading, and Jews just bail out. Suddenly this is even more funny.

[@selenaautufuga7597]

Seriously, the CATHOLIC church thought the Jews would actually help them after all the shit they have gone through?

[@redlantern6669]

@@selenaautufuga7597 "that's for the Rhineland Massacres, ya schmuck!"

[@coachlombardi9657]

@@redlantern6669 JEEEEEEEEWWWWWSSSSS!!!!

[@NightsDecent]

@@Fulcrox Moses and Jesus were both jews.

[@Fulcrox]

@@NightsDecent and i'm pretty sure they killed Jesus for it

[@sonicdueler]

love that "go for a walk" ends up being part of the incitation that releases his restraints xD him "going for a walk" is by every manner of speaking him cutting loss xD

[@lordmech]

you think him going for a walk is him cutting loose wait till you see him go for a jog and hope and pray you NEVER see him go for a run.

[@sonicdueler]

@@lordmech LMAO XD

[@lml55]

also the greatest circle back to the "I'm going on a walk" line in every episode

[@seansilv25]

This isn’t even the only time TFS has made a joke come back for an impactful moment. Take in DBZA when Goku told Vegeta to “Eat that horse” and reused it on Gohan during the final clash with Cell God, TFS is amazing at what they do

[@alexistaylor969]

It isn't part of the incantation at all. That is why she said drop the formalities. Go for a walk is code derived from US paratroopers kicking Nazi ass with no plan. They were simply told to "go for a walk". And then dropped behind enemy lines to route the German lines by destroying supply networks so the main forces could push in on the weakened enemy lines. The incantation is the formal and theatrical but her implied permission is enough.

[@HiddenInTheTruth]

"When hope is gone, undo this lock, and send me forth, on a moonlight walk" is, IMHO a better line than 'here standeth the bird of hermes, eating my own wings to keep myself tame'

[@crazylarryjr]

Hell yeah it is

[@SylvisNuvara]

TFS cooked with that one

[@theendersmirk5851]

The poem works very well as not just a badass line, but an explanation. When the situation seems legitimately hopeless is the only time to release this restraint level. And it is to send him on his usual walks intentionally, when his walks tend to naturally default to a pretty substantial body count. It spells pretty clearly "this is the Hellsing organization's last resort. Good luck. You're gonna need it."

[@munkirtokage4816]

The Bird of Hermes is grounded in actual human myth and has a deep rooted meaning I just recently watched a youtube video on it and I have to say I like both equally now because of it

[@thomasthecoolkid7228]

I mean, the OG translation of the line as shown in the original anime's titlecard is better "The bird of Hermes is my name, eating my own wings to make me tame" And it suits Alucard perfectly, since he is metaphorically "eating his own wings" by restricting his power and choosing to follow van Helsing's bloodline. Van Helsing tamed him by showing him the strength of humanity, and now Alucard has such utmost respect for humans that they're the only thing he'll ever allow to kill him. He could easily go ballistic whenever he wanted... but chooses not to. Because of his respect towards van Helsing and the humanity he represents. Also the bird of Hermes has a whole alchemical meaning tied into the creation of the Philosopher's Stone, with its three stages being reflected in Alucard's three shown forms, but that's besides the point.

[@Riggy1991]

anyone else notice that Alucard killed that KKK member simply for interrupting Integra?

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

Riggy1991 yes

[@hoody4414]

That...or he got bored.

[@guardianboreal1432]

Riggy, he just wanted to hear the one order from her that he'd willingly listen too. Thankfully, she dropped the formalities.

[@alexanderarmageddon1467]

Canonically speaking, he's done (or at least threatened to do) much worse for less

[@hoody4414]

@@alexanderarmageddon1467 Has he? I think Integra's been handling the threats. He's just been...you know...doing things.

[@tygrrman7531]

I like how it's implied that the music is actually there as everyone reacts to it, and we can hear it like its from a distance. Yet when he lands it stops. So that means he has a remote on him that he then pressed on to stop the music. Then when he got attacked he pressed play again.

[@Mantaur104]

Glad to see his MP3 player worked this time.

[@twilightgryphon]

Along with wiring up the ship's sound system he hid a remote for the music player into the grip of his gun. Squeeze once to play, squeeze again to stop. ;)

[@jakeykohinsky2213]

@@twilightgryphon so does this work with anything like squeeze kitten once to mew and two to go pew pew

[@LordEmperorBoss]

He did when he went to meet the Queen too if I recall correctly.

[@selenaautufuga7597]

He was actually using black magic to animate the ship... maybe with the music too?

[@Shrapnel82]

The Catholics are crusading... The Nazis are invading... Zepplins are flying... Civilians are dying... The whole world's gone to Helsing, but how are you? I'm super! Thanks for asking!

[@timovdb]

Big gay al?

[@michaelzero5278]

This need more likes

[@robert23456789]

@@timovdb oh yes it is from big gay ali

[@timovdb]

ah i see you are a men of culture as well

[@robert23456789]

@@timovdb yes me very high class culture of south park lol

[@Xman34washere]

"ALUCARD! *_Go for a walk._* " *_new fear unlocked_*

[@StormsandSaugeye]

Being sent forth, on moonlit walks

[@SylvisNuvara]

@@StormsandSaugeye very enthusiastic ones!

[@mathewshewan3948]

"Who gives a shit!, they're Nazi's!" Truer words have never been spoken.

[@Lizarius]

Its such an amazing punchline for the scene, though

[@kourtneyr.scruggs0988]

Church

[@mathewshewan3948]

@@kourtneyr.scruggs0988 could you elaborate on that?

[@kourtneyr.scruggs0988]

@@mathewshewan3948 it’s what black folks used to say before “facts”

[@dreamgawd5018]

Facts

[@Mexican00b]

Seras: "Alucard, we need to do this stealthy!" big Al: "Hehe, who's gona know if no one is left to tell!?"

[@coomcharger6105]

Alucard: *does a reenactment of that one scene from modern warfare 2*

[@lordgenerias]

Well, when playing through any Metal Gear Solid game, that's basically the TFS mantra. If no one's alive when you leave, then there weren't any witnesses. If that's not perfect stealth, there's no such thing.

[@russellmarch4983]

There are two kinds of stealth: “No one alive *saw* me” And “No one *alive* saw me”

[@Fyrwulf]

A one man Steiner Scout Lance!

[@bodenking]

No one will notice if there’s no one to notice

[@lightbringer34]

I 100% believed that the song was originally Alucard just playing his own intro music on a little banjo before the rest of the instruments kicked in. The idea of Alucard strumming an instrument as the ship sails up the Thames is absolutely in-character.

[@destinyreaper2482]

I hate how much i agree with this commemt

[@cecejamesable]

Dammit, it's stuck in my head now.

[@alexlaw8440]

I mean he definitely had time to learn. He's been around for quite a while

[@LedosKell]

Alucard just ate Andrew WK and his band to play his songs whenever he wanted.

[@JustinRed624]

He took his phone and hit random

[@GhostDog11]

1:16 spoiler for nothing : those three are actually a vampire, a priest and a werewolf.

[@gordoncrossman2221]

And they all walk into a bar-

[@tinhornname4117]

Alucard finally got the entrance he wanted.

[@longwlenguyen4214]

The one he deserve

[@GhostRider-fz7xi]

Too fuckin right mate

[@AfroHayot]

This time it worked. It actually worked

[@federicoxcc4966]

It did work... It did work

[@dontnerfmebro8052]

"Seriously, I can't believe they actually thought we were going to help them!" Jajajaja shmucks

[@coachlombardi9657]

JEEEEEEEWWWWWWSSSSSS!!!!

[@StormsandSaugeye]

@@coachlombardi9657 That's for the Rhineland Massacre you schmuck!~

[@reygoh9944]

@@StormsandSaugeye JEEEEEEEWWWWSSSSS

[@johnabraham3109]

It kinda hilarious in a mundane way

[@mistaMClaugh]

“They fucked off before the battle even started!!!”😂😂😂

[@thatonefool0215]

This scene is pretty much the visual representation of the commonly uttered phrase: "Why do I hear boss music?"

[@ethribin4188]

I mean, we literaly hear boss music XD

[@ApocryphalDude]

Upvote in text, to keep the number

[@SciFiLOLproductions]

“Anderson! It’s been only two days but it feels like years!” I love how they acknowledged how long it takes for each episode to come out lol

[@williamedward1666]

That entrance gets even better when you've read Dracula. In the original story, Drac goes to England by ship. He arrives on a foggy night, and everyone else on the ship died horribly. He then tries to take over England. Here, the exact same thing happens- but Dracula is a hero coming to save the day.

[@NovaBugDrayosix]

"hero" are there really ANY heroes in the hellsing universe? xD. Protagonist maybe, but certainly not hero. still i do love those parallels, part of why i loved this scene

[@barbatosmcmurderton4209]

bugboy1014. I'd argue that Seras is pretty firmly in the "hero" category.

[@Mr_Meatbox]

Integra, Pennwood, and Alexander. Alucard is just a hilarious shit

[@cristaltophat]

Hero's a bit of a stretch, I'd say more Anti-Hero like Deadpool

[@markusallen102]

That is pretty metal

[@CyColt]

"it's a shame your blood-sugar daddy won't be here to see it." *READY TO DIE INTRO STARTS AS ALUCARD'S SHIP PULLS IN* ME: as if on cue......

[@fairytailprincess85]

yep

[@jovalcrowford3427]

Alucard: HERE'S DADDY!

[@CyColt]

I feel like i would begin trying to gtfo of that COUNTRY the moment i heard the banjo strings....

[@Lyoko012345]

That’s what Integra was saying with her smile.

[@ZakanaHachihaCBC]

Anderson’s face when her Blood Sugar Daddy will be there to see it.

[@badkatz_yt]

This scene is the ultimate "out of context" challenge, even for people who watch anime

[@charliedulol]

you're telling me this isn't a voiced over comedy?

[@at-st3985]

@@charliedulol no this is the English dub

[@charliedulol]

@@at-st3985 don't you mean yes then?

[@whxmsii]

@@charliedulol i they mean it's the official English dubbing. Unless I'm wrong.

[@charliedulol]

@@whxmsii don't they mean yes then?

[@KnowingNo]

Something i love about the first minute of this is A: Alucard returns to london with comedic timing. B: Alucard played a short bit of the song as his entry. C: Alucard timed his jump so he would land as the song ended.

[@Psykolord1989]

"Just hit playlist, just hit playlist!" *music starts* "It worked. It did work."

[@coachlombardi9657]

Seras: Not following your example.

[@tornadotaylor8956]

It was actually the second time alucard actually listened to her the first time was when they first met, "your first order, keep your arm steady"

[@curtismcpsycho8212]

That was more of "let me use your arm vampire daddy so I can become a badass bitch" this is him following orders without him getting sexual surprisingly.

[@tornadotaylor8956]

@@curtismcpsycho8212 he didn't get sexual then either, but he may have been Dracula at that point I don't knoe

[@thetheory6159]

@@tornadotaylor8956 "so arthur's an ACTUAL daddy now..." Pretty sure that's Alucard.

[@donanthebarbarian5177]

It's worth noting that this is the first time he's followed orders without any back-sass, it's simultaneously satisfying *AND* disappointing...

[@Zak-tk8wv]

yes

[@andusz5518]

2:18 that "Party Party Party" mash synced with the gunshots of those heavy, rifles the Catholics have as two armies are shooting at Alucard, desperately trying to kill him as he is summoning over 2 million damned souls and shrugging it off is just a masterpiece among masterpieces in this scene.

[@emekmek3197]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rWmZo6KqpbWIZ7M

[@FinalWizard]

3.5 Million*

[@cartoonking1789]

It's my favorite part

[@connorwalsh7033]

Hah that's 3.5 body to carpet body bomb the enemy force who were weakened and being idiots run if you do not have the firepower to back you up and displind team with you as back up and by team I be to divisions worth of battle harden marines and c.i.a spc op and army ranger tabed air born and the rules of engagement non existent and the rules of turndown off and logistics up keep for them until the nazi the kkk and Alucard are all render silent and dead.

[@zacwicht3189]

did you miss the fact that the number was team four stars sub count that is why it kept going up

[@theXVthshadow]

You know for a comedy series, this is unironically badass and I will not be told otherwise.

[@tanmaynegi3169]

_"Anderson what's this guy's name?"_ *grumbling* "Oh better watch out for *hMhhMMhmM* " This line gets me everytime [Edit:- changed "everything" to "everytime", there was a previous edit, idk what it was about lol, there's no edit box like this of that edit lol] [Edit(2):- added "about" in the above edit box]

[@JoseMartinez-pn9dy]

This just fucking got me

[@aysenwaller9898]

Every parent ever when they think they hear mumbling

[@kaboose2034]

LMAO I was looking for this comment. Thought I was alone.

[@depressedthoughts]

"Seriously, I can't believe they thought we were going to help them"

[@tanmaynegi3169]

@@kaboose2034 Nice to see a fellow enthusiast for that line lol.

[@drakepiona6340]

"When hope is gone, undo this lock, and send me forth, on a moonlit walk." That is twice as ominous as the bird of hermes eating its own wings spiel. I love both of those.

[@Visplight]

Because "bird of hermes" sounds a little too "we just threw obscure things together to sound cool," whereas "go for a walk" is beautiful in it's simplicity.

[@samraizshoaib585]

@@Visplight Not really. The quote is actually the starting lines of "The Bird of Hermes" by Alex L.C. I like it better than the walk because of what it represents and how its delivered compared to "Go for a walk"s delivery.

[@quangnguyen-qe9co]

@@samraizshoaib585 but funny line

[@michelveilleux1275]

What was it again? "The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame."?

[@davidegaruti2582]

yeah , it's a callback to the first episode , where alucard goes for a walk ...

[@4mitchelld]

How badass is Alucard? So badass when he takes walks EVERYONE ELSE RUNS FOR THEIR LIVES!

[@guardianboreal1432]

Very enthusiastic walks.

[@scallywagthepirate]

Walks often lit by the moon

[@sterling7]

Everyone with any sense, anyway.

[@k4rp344]

4mitchelld you mean they go for a run

[@lordmech]

yea and pray he never goes for a jog.

[@Hawkatana]

"Local vampire intervenes in far-right infighting, millions dead." - Hellsing in all its incarnations summarised in 10 words or less.

[@domschra]

Im fucking crying holy shit 😭😭😭😭

[@meifert2]

Far right? No, just socialists and Democrats fighting each other if you learned proper history

[@joseph8298]

Jews aren’t far right

[@erichfiedler1481]

Guess that means Alucard definitely isn't a fan of MAGA

[@sentientmustache8360]

@@erichfiedler1481 “Make america great again? I’d rather make it bleed”

[@gabegunn3]

Having never watched Hellsing, nor any of the abridged, I have to say this is amazing. The combination of KKKrusaders, Nazis, and crazy people really slays

[@lordgenerias]

The Abridged version starts silly as hell, but becomes a fairly worthy dub toward the middle, and truly at the end. They even observed a fair amount of canon. And, well, we all know the quote.

[@attilakovacs5040]

@@lordgenerias bitches love cannons? That's the quote! Or not...?

[@OmegaPrime1]

@@lordgenerias bitches love cannons.

[@kempolar9768]

@@lordgenerias "BITCHES LOVE CANNONS!!"

[@randorookie8587]

@@kempolar9768”COME ON BITCH SHOW ME WHAT YOU LOVE”

[@cannibalgamer9833]

I like how both sides attacked him knowing he was the biggest threat

[@Foxxie0kun]

Even with both teams getting first shot advantage, Alucard managed to get two team-kills at once. Gotta love how imba the Vampire class is once you've leveled up enough.

[@SimonWolfie]

Bruh, Vampire isn't a class, it's nothing but hacks. There's a good reason why their very presence unnerves anyone around them. It's not a class feature, it's the system literally trying to figure out what to do with the modded profile. Same with all supernatural creatures, they're just hacking the game and fucking over the player base for the laughs.

[@springpanda9393]

YES! so true simon

[@Yal_Rathol]

you seem to have forgotten that seras gaining a single familiar is enough to send nazi vampires into a pants-shitting terror. alucard has roughly 3 million familiars. your best option is _to be somewhere else,_ and they know it. too bad they can't run, so they attack the thing that's causing the world to tremble and shake. you may notice that anderson and the captain don't even bother attacking, they just run.

[@halokilla45]

Yal Rathol So Anderson throwing his bayonets into Alucard and the captain literally kicking his head off don’t fall into the category of attacking ?

[@bobbobber4810]

"Go for a walk" I can't hear that without smiling like a maniac anymore.

[@mawukoadiveh9560]

Bob Bobber me to

[@markusallen102]

Me neither

[@krvys7226]

Especially with how it was built up in early episodes.

[@elenagrewold7333]

Same.

[@jeremybk54]

as soon as she said that i was just imagining the laugh Alucard made when he tilted the paintings in the mansion (episode 3)

[@ayoutubesaccount9927]

I love how the parody fandub only takes itself slightly less seriously than the original.

[@chrishubbard64]

Honestly, it seemed to tone itself down from the first few episodes a great deal and I loved it even more. That episode with the valentine brothers was funny, but dear god was it also foul. Also, listening to the queen talk was fricking hilarious, but yeah, that style of humor went way down a few notches.

[@RedXlV]

That's the genius of TFS. They redefined what it means to make an "abridged series". Still a parody fandub, but they remain mostly faithful to the original story while still hitting it out of the park with the humor.

[@rudelwolf1591]

@@RedXlV exactly. it never feels as if they are making fun OF the series, they are having fun WITH the series. And that shows that it may be a "parody", but it is also a love letter to the original.

[@anastasiamitchell9308]

Integra: ALUCARRRRRRD! alucard: WHAAAAT!?

[@tennoshenaniganizer9234]

abigail hong Shhh shhh shhh Shh. Do you hear that?

[@AsheGam1ng3292]

KKK Leader:Do I hear wha- (gets shot in the head)

[@wildrook]

Alucard: Must have been the wind. Integra: F*ck it, dropping the formalities. Alucard...go for a walk.

[@AsheGam1ng3292]

Alucard:When hope is gone Undo this lock and send me forth On a moonlit walk Release restraint level: ZERO

[@uria3679]

DaNerdyWolf29 xXx *kills everyone in the city*

[@abhirgokhale6780]

Integra:"Alucaaaard!!!" Alucard:"whhhaaattt?!" This line gets me everytime

[@Jacob-gv7it]

Release restrain level-

[@evanboll4651]

@@Jacob-gv7it ZERO.

[@animekid1936]

I don’t know why, but I died when Maxwell screamed “Jeeeeewwwwsss!!!!”

[@eren34558]

he sounded like every dictator or religious leader in history

[@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413]

Right after the tf2 laugh

[@khurelbatbayanbat7913]

Literally every time anyone in history needs someone to blame. (Regardless of actual fault)

[@void-creature]

thats for the rheinland massacres ya schmuck! *holds up middlefinger*

[@trizz1350]

Im a jaw and i still think this joke is genious

[@alphonser272]

"Anderson what's this guy's name? "Hmmrgh." "Uh oh, better watch out for HMMMMM!" lmao this gets me every time

[@sinoverlord1787]

A is for Awestruck, the look upon your faces L is for Leakage of your bowels and graces U is for Understatement, which will be rectified C is for Christ’s-absence here now allow me to reprise~ A is for Audacious, just listen to my song R is for Ruination coming, don’t need to wait too long! D is for your Dread, which I’ll cultivate and grow.... The CrimsonFucker has checked in Release Restraint Level Zero (Found this song on the internet, don’t know who made it but it was damn impressive)

[@nooeefurbusinesvikes7565]

wow... good job

[@natoriousthehopeful2786]

Were you in another video? because I could have sworn I read this comment before...

[@dentonvultaggio4578]

Love it

[@Morec0]

They need to see this officially!

[@viperuscopperus]

in my best english accent ''well written my man..''

[@FabledNarrative]

@ 1:17 "How aaaaaarrreeee, I wanna say...Logan?" "...what's this guy's name again?" (Incoherent Mumbling) "Oh! Better watch out for MhhM--mmmm!"

[@ASLTheatre]

“ALUCARD!”

[@Sassygirl322]

One of my favorite lines.

[@madeleinehales46]

"What"

[@WillRennar]

"Release Restraint Level--"

[@rdzpyrex1086]

NOW HOLD YOUR HORSES! I DON'T KNOW WHO Y'ALL THINK YA ARE, BUT MY NAME'S JEB FORREST OF THE SOUTH CAROLINA BAPTIST CONVEN-

[@ihavenoclevername8300]

"That's for the Rhineland massacre ya schmucks!!!"

[@cnkclark]

"JEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWS!"

[@j.t8529]

@@cnkclark it's kinda hilarious in a mundane way isn't it

[@cnkclark]

@@j.t8529 Vhat is, Herr Major?

[@alexmartinez5859]

@@cnkclark Zat non ov zese vavvle munchers ever vigured out zat Alucard backbvards is...

[@cnkclark]

@@alexmartinez5859 "......DRACULAAAAAA!!!"

[@hooligan1017]

"When hope is gone, undo this lock, and send me forth on a moonlit walk" Still one of the coldest lines I've heard in a long time

[@DaFro3713]

They expected us. THEY EXPECTED ALL OF US!! DIOS MIO!!!!!

[@coachlombardi9657]

DaFro3713 That is the one that gets me laughing.

[@TheMadhatter1313]

DaFro3713 funny considering how he mentioned that no one ever expects the Mexican Inquisition. 😂😂😂

[@KuroCaliber]

Maxwell: "I didn't expect you." Man: "No one ever does."

[@jack0lantern03]

That's for the Rhineland massacres, you schmucks! JEEEEEEEWWWWWWS!

[@brandonmyers5448]

They fuck off before the battle even started I can’t believe they thought we were going help them ha ha ha ha

[@jaydivine6375]

LMAO why does Seras look like a cat that hears a can of tuna opening up in the kitchen when she turns her head like that in the beginning.

[@Nephalem2002]

Jay Divine cause she cinamon roll

[@blazinbraixen9067]

Also maybe related to Schrodinger in some way.

[@playking667]

Jay Divine she heard her blood sugar daddy coming

[@Wangitup]

Because only one being is so badass as to roll in like that.

[@ChobinoftheFunk]

@@blazinbraixen9067 more Schroedinger was designed to basically be her opposite number in Millennium.

[@Slemoster]

Only Alucard could sail a stolen aircraft carrier up the Thames river of a Nazi occupied London and manage to put a stop to everyone's conversation by doing so

[@chrishubbard64]

Be fair, if you saw a derelict aircraft carrier heading up the river while blasting out some serious tunes, you would probably stop whatever you were doing too.

[@lucasfragoso7634]

To be fair he was working for the government at that time so technically he was.just returning HMS Illustrious

[@shooflies]

@@chrishubbard64 Don't think that's a carrier. pretty sure that's a missile cruiser. might be hard to land if the command deck is dead center on the runway

[@W1ckedshort]

Bro that description sounds like a Sabaton song and it needs to happen

[@ithiriaderitan1745]

@@shooflies it is an Invincible Class Carrier. the deck is actually offset on the class a bit

[@nicholasmerritt1567]

Anderson-“It’s a shame your blood sugar daddy won’t be around to see it.” Alucard-“Oh ye of little faith”

[@jurikuran333]

Integra: Alucaaaaaaaard! Alucard: Whaaat? xDD

[@maxharter5716]

Release restraint level z-

[@brandonjackson3408]

@@maxharter5716 Now hold ypur horses for a second! My name's Jeb Forest of the baptised confederation of the-

[@maxharter5716]

Sssshhh.... Shshsh.... Do you hear that?

[@brandonjackson3408]

@@maxharter5716 Do I hear what?

[@maxharter5716]

@@brandonjackson3408 *BANG* (body collapses) Hmm... Must have just been the wind.

[@cyanide7270]

"God is great!" "Is it racist to say that sounds better in Arabic?" "heh heh heh! Ninja Catholic Suicide Bombers, what a FUN day! :D"

[@Chimera936]

"Ya'll know you're Naruto running right?"

[@alexmartinez5859]

You know this on its own is hilarious, but recently Texas schools received posters with the words, “In God We Trust,” in Arabic from a Floridian political activist/prankster. By Texas law, these signs must be displayed, irregardless of the language being English or not. If anyone challenges this and asks/demands/throws a fit that the signs be removed (It’s Texas, after all.) then it would probably go to court.

[@stalinsoulz7872]

@@alexmartinez5859 * W H E E Z E*

[@iglidor]

@@alexmartinez5859 At first I thought you were joking about that law. Then I looked it up. Seriously, some states in USA are just downright scary in their despotic behaviour.

[@SuperPatriotFan]

@@alexmartinez5859 I mean, it IS Texas, I feel like at this point they've stopped giving a shit and have evolved or devolved into nothing but guns, memes, and fuckery. Depending on how you look at it. Ngl, I just love it and think it's kinda hilarious. Would love to move to Texas honestly.

[@ninoramos7185]

How Alucard got those speakers to work in that ship is beyond me.

[@holysecret2]

Plot ~armor~ engineering knowledge mmm you used to be able to cross out a word using ~~, am I doing something wrong? looks kind of ugly now^^

[@Kayriel]

They weren't from the ship. He just has his own theme music.

[@tintillierthomas8032]

Well he Can use his 3 million souls. Someone most know how

[@BionicleGio22210]

To quote said vampire "fuck you that's how"

[@roetemeteor]

All equipment on a ship are backwards compatible and the wiring exceptionally robust and reinforced. Basically, if any deck speakefs were damaged, he could just exchange them for any others and it would function.... Or just use the main projected speakers in the pilot house. Those are located on the sides of the ship and wouldn't be effected by the issues on deck.

[@meganbarnes5211]

“I take a break for two days… And the catholics are crusading- while the nazis are invading!” My favourite line lmao

[@DinoLoverGaming]

"I leave for a day and... the Catholics are crusading, while the Nazis are invading" If you're going to recite it, recite it correctly

[@icecreamchief5417]

Whenever Integra says: "Go for a walk" I feel my bones shiver both in fear and excitement

[@jakeykohinsky2213]

Like the 'take a walk' from pirates of the Caribbean lmfao

[@thorclarke8600]

that should be in tv tropes as a thing, referring to a line said when shit is about to go down

[@juliadubaj6558]

Alucard under normal circumstances: I'm going for a walk Integra under normal circumstances: NOO Integra in this situation: Alucard! Go for a walk. The fact she resorted to that in this situation, after trying to prevent it all season, is as much of an indication shit is about to go down as the way she says it.

[@ladywaffle2210]

@@thorclarke8600 It exists. "Pre-Asskicking One-Liner".

[@dragon67849]

Favorite quote from Mister Anderson (can't wait for this fourth movie) is: Don't weep for the stupid you'll be crying all day! Honestly, words to fucking live by

[@brandonhawker6597]

I use this in my day to day life. Till this day.

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

I have used it a few times and folk look at me like I said something profound . . . Aside from one time where me and the guy started laughing since he caught the reference

[@Brutalyte616]

Best. Entrance. Ever. Of all time.

[@linksab9568]

Brutalyte616 he might not be a nice person but he knows how to make an entrance!

[@toxic_unknown6969]

Brutalyte616 nah I think you just like this anime too much

[@Brutalyte616]

Toxic_ Unknown Name a better one then.

[@toxic_unknown6969]

Brutalyte616 1st I don't watch abridged anime's because I'm not really into it 2nd I haven't watched this is a long ass time 3rd holy fuck a bunch I could tell you one I don't really watch now Tokyo Goul or bleach Depends on what you like I guess but I don't really two shit about a lot of anime or abridged

[@Brutalyte616]

Toxic_ Unknown No, just cite one specific entrance scene and we'll see how it stacks up to this. Is it funnier? Is it more dramatic and hype inducing? Is it objectively better on its own or as part of the greater series? These sorts of questions must be answered.

[@timokampwerth1996]

I feel it's underappreciated how well Alucard's theme song for this episode was chosen. "This is your Time to pay. This is your judgement day. We made the sacrifice and now we get to take your life. We shoot without a gun, we'll take on anyone. It's really nothing new, it's just the thing we like to do." I could take hours analyzing just that verse and what a perfectly, morbidly grim fit it is for that scene.