The Major on War from Hellsing Abridged

[@bladeexe]

"You go on to an anime forum and get into an argument about what fictional woman is the best one. Waifu war."

[@justinlindfors8512]

Why do not have a thousand likes?

[@JackIronwood]

This is THE BEST comment. 👌

[@LordOfGilneas]

@@justinlindfors8512 Because unfortunately not everyone watches hellsing abridged clips. *I know, they're very uncool.*

[@wildweavergaming9404]

Chun-Tifa Victoria li is best waifu.

[@jotheunissen9274]

You watch Fate and discuss which Artoria is the best Saberface war

[@4dragons632]

Starts out as comedy, ends by giving you chills down your spine even within a single villain speech. This abridged series is a masterpiece.

[@charonib]

It managed to shorthand the original speech, make it funny, AND keep the spirit of the original. It's a masterclass in the art of "abridging".

[@TODDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY]

It really is

[@davidnorman4612]

“Chills down your spine even within a single villain speech” 😂

[@ShaDHP23]

On par with Hellsing Ultimate itself.

[@elijahhayter3026]

Funny, then chill, then funny again, and resounding chill in the bones.

[@Astro-ls1zq]

man... that PURE silence while lanny says "I... LOVE... WAR" with no ambiance or nothing gives me chills every fucking time...

[@elijahhayter3026]

Damn right.

[@newon2014]

Due to the copyright issues with the song in that episode, most of the episode is muffled and low quality on youtube, but almost as if on purpose- it clarifies right on the "I Love War" Line and somehow hits hard.

[@weblure]

Vore*

[@PR0MAN01]

Unironically an amazing villain speech.

[@Excana_Inc]

Fr

[@AnoydAnt1495]

Ngl this goes so hard

[@IsaiahRichards692]

Animators: Realize they can have light reflecting off of glasses. Also animators: *Make half the goddam characters nearsighted!*

[@samsonguy10k]

Also also animators: Making people want glasses for that effect.

[@gregoryhayes7569]

Glasses are really versatile.

[@IsaiahRichards692]

@@Jreg1992 Why is the Y Chromosome on that list?

[@IsaiahRichards692]

@@Jreg1992 Um, XX is a girl, XY is a man… I’d hardly call them uneasy on the eyes!

[@alucardsantradideus267]

Nah fam, no one here needs glasses, they're vampires and a robot, THEY ALL USE THEM FOR THE LOOKS, Wich is a fairly vampiric thing to do

[@Zer-py2dk]

“Jentlemen” Always gets get me every time💀

[@robbieking4070]

I know right. I still laugh when I see the first sue of it. “Jentlemen. Ve…are nazis.” “SIEG HEIL! SIEG HEIL!”

[@dr.vikyll7466]

Jentlemen vi are nazis!

[@uwuowo8599]

"operation bait Van Winkle" LMFAO

[@НелиелОксингейл]

At least she wasn't a JAIL-bait... Not that would've stop Alucard...

[@rpaplham14]

and certainly no cold wars! Blue balled for 40 years!

[@ThereaalSP]

As a kid, I used to watch this part a lot. And at the age of 20, i just realized that the piece being played is none other than Gustav’s Holst’s “Mars, the Bringer of War”. I got even more chills just now than i ever did as a kid. Genius.

[@WaluigiIsAGod]

*The Major releases World War 3* _Suicide rate drops to 0%_

[@budala3831]

Killing rate increases to 100%

[@reinaemiya]

@@budala3831 150%

[@IsaiahRichards692]

Me: Who’s fighting? Them: 1000 Nazi vampires vs the British government! Me: So cartoon baddies vs a rapidly decreasing power on the world stage?! This “ww3” kind of sucks ass! Ww1 was fun because it was government superiority vs technological superiority, ww2 was literally Democracy vs Fascism, and the Cold War was Capitalism vs Communism. Here, we have British guys who still dress like it’s ww2, vs video game baddies!

[@sonovabeach4538]

@@IsaiahRichards692 shut up will you?

[@alucardsantradideus267]

Murder rate goes up 300%

[@samsonguy10k]

It's moments like these that makes me disagree with calling Ultimate Hellsing Abridged a parody. It is not a parody. It is a re-edit of the original for goddamn fucking cinema. Seriously. I would pay paychecks to see this on the big screen.

[@illusiveman8561]

@@psymcdad8151 i like the original better too but you are wrong about the Major they did him justice because any candy ass verse you drop him in like dc or marvel and all the badguys start arguing instead of cooperating, the door opens and you hear "Jentlemen.." you know this episode gonna end different.

[@claudeyaz]

​@@illusiveman8561 After how awful rings of power was that terrifies me

[@eddthehead123]

It started as a parody, and then evolved.

[@redzaku130]

Are they your paychecks?

[@CoralCopperHead]

"Und frankly, ve will not be entertaining the notion of war being referred to as 'special military action.' At least ve acknowledge our atrocities."

[@aphill.5611]

I love the scene when they took Anderson looking at the sky while the music plays. And my god does it fit so well with the tone. Like you know an impending Nazi Vampire invasion is coming and all you can do is wait.

[@alketsadedinaj3011]

​@Draghoul mars bringer of war by gustav holst

[@NoNameAtAll2]

timestamp?

[@anthonytonythegeek5561]

shame it didn't get to the best laugh I've heard in any animated series abridged or not, when Alucard was just laughing like a demon on the ship

[@tilaNmanx]

Santa: "And what would you want for Christmas?" 10-year-old me: 2:26

[@fireninja9072]

I wish I did that when I was younger man 😂

[@KawaiiJackHonne]

I VANT WORLD VAR THREEEEE

[@crazyakira1222]

"Blue balled for 40 years" Feel you man😔

[@AgentSapphire]

Honestly... It's a worthy parody of the original. Like the original was *amazing* and I still can't believe they managed to create something not only funny but with a similar intensity.

[@its_rushs0nic258]

Until he started his explanation, I always thought he said he love vore.

[@PurpleHeartE54]

Heheh.. It can be like that if Subtitles are off.

[@flakkes2437]

he's not that sick

[@AlMcpherson79]

They're vampires tho so who knows. Plus the siblings from earlier...

[@trasegorsuch5140]

“Blue balled for 40 years” He felt as bad as Star Wars fans when they get disappointed by ANYTHING.

[@yokanshree4621]

The weather will kill them

[@capt.artemislivius7601]

Disney has stolen our dreams, turned them into nightmares, and then tried to slap us in the face for calling them out.... ....are we wrong?

[@Kage-Honoo-Ryuu]

this is at least the 10th time i've seen the scene he said 40 years this canonically takes place after 2004

[@Kage-Honoo-Ryuu]

and alucard has a cell phone, to further back that up

[@EdwardBelanger-t1z]

Am i the only one who thinks that the Major is the greatest supervillain in anime, manga and in cartoon history?

[@jenniferbradshaw6704]

"...and certainly not a Cold War! Blue balled for 40 years 😠" lmfao

[@chilomine839]

Well this aged extremely well. Got dammit.

[@legocontrollerjr]

See y'all on the front lines.

[@grimcreeper5830]

@@mrteco4236 Ukraine and Russia

[@grimcreeper5830]

@@mrteco4236 I’m a little confused now

[@grimcreeper5830]

@@mrteco4236 damn. Should I laugh, be amused, show concern, be disgusted, or everything besides disgust XD

[@grimcreeper5830]

@@mrteco4236 good point

[@rogerdetillion9644]

Alucard laughing like a mad man "I better not miss a damn thing."

[@wo1fsban312]

I love Mars, Bringer of War, ever since I played it a few years ago for a concert. So when I first heard this, I knew exactly what part it was and what was coming next, and it only added to my anticipation. And fuck, did that drop deliver

[@riveraharper8166]

Yep it was amazing and fitting here.

[@thomasritrovato5134]

I fucking love the Major's speech!!!

[@tony19893994]

"Blue balled for 30 years" lol

[@VampireA1056]

40

[@zombieminecraft4213]

Fourty*

[@elcalabozodelandroide2]

Well , not anymore.

[@LongandWeirdName]

Balls like a Smurf here.

[@BruhMoment-re8nc]

@@elcalabozodelandroide2 still a bit of a blue ball I'd imagine, he waited the whole time for NATO vs Russia, and they can't even hold ground before NATO even actually shows up

[@SistineXD]

GIVE WAR A CHANCE -A certain child lover

[@The_Republic_of_Ireland]

Who's name is???

[@bromodragone8405]

​@@The_Republic_of_Ireland Sundowner

[@Celebrant.]

Like the good old days after....

[@loganmorton1543]

Ironic, since Crispin Freeman voices both Sundowner and Alucard

[@Mel_iodas]

RED SUN OVER PARADISE!!!!

[@ryanpeacock9004]

Lani is a legitimately fantastic VA

[@spongeyspikes09]

His performance as Vegeta in Thor vs Vegeta was God tier acting I never liked Dragon Ball but his Final Flash was just effin EPIC

[@tellg0t090]

I cant tell which is more unhinged this or the actual speach

[@kiraflint2023]

This version of the major should have been in the original. It just matches his fanatical insanity too well

[@randomcenturion7264]

Well, time for the long awaited conclusion to the global trilogy.

[@emiiosimpson2925]

Blue balled for 40 years 😂😂 2:07

[@RichardX1]

And in 2022, the Major finally got his wish...

[@vergil3102]

aaaaaand blueballed for another year

[@spongeyspikes09]

But it doesn't even involve Germany

[@skkofculture4232]

​@@spongeyspikes09Not Yet. We Germans are ready to support putin at any time

[@DeathNikkii]

@@spongeyspikes09 Azoz Battalion. This is basically the Major's mini-army.

[@aclaymushroomwithaberet7084]

Blue balled for another year 😢

[@Kepora1]

Anastasias Focht right before the Battle of Tukayyid:

[@jjtninja]

The fact that I know what this is...

[@tomhossain2099]

“I love vore” - lanipator

[@DaxterL]

i'm so happy for Major that he's open about his vore kink

[@Yonkage-ik5qb]

Putting Holst's "Mars - Bringer of War" in the background of the latter half of this was a touch of subtle brilliance by TFS.

[@andrewotaku1679]

"I better not miss a goddamn thing."

[@verysneaky5306]

Major likes "vore" apperently

[@The_Republic_of_Ireland]

Oh lord no...

[@Spartan135]

fcking weirdo...

[@riveraharper8166]

The anger for the mentioning Cold War. :D

[@Daizz009]

What did you expect? He was blueballed for 40 years

[@Morkail321]

The look in his eye when he says he love war is damn chilling and awesome.

[@Leonidas1210vc]

thats ah goin in me meme playlist. Golden

[@wyattml1641]

The funny thing about it all is that after all these events end. People are probably just gonna call it the worlds worst terrorist attack. Which I’m pretty sure would urk him a bit, which would just be perfect.

[@kakroom3407]

That's what happens in the show iirc. It's not even remembered as an armed conflict.

[@Jerriko]

Pretty much almost wiped out London. "Eh wasn't that big a deal" love the logic in this show

[@multifunfunman3241]

"Worst" as in "most horrific" or "worst" as in "it sucked?"

[@wyattml1641]

@@multifunfunman3241 as in most horrific, but you know what I have no doubt the Integra would 100% use It in the context of it just being a really crappy attack. Just to spite the major

[@multifunfunman3241]

@@wyattml1641 If the Major's war is that deadly, why would he be upset when people call it a terrorist attack?

[@IToldYou2DredNot]

"I do not like Vore, I LOVE VORE"

[@themeddite]

God this abridge was 9 years ago...

[@satansjihad6353]

Shame he didnt mention the most brutal of them all: console wars.

[@TheRogueVandil]

Like the major, I love war, but peace, peace is a much better option.

[@T1mT1msen]

"Some of you have come to believe that I... like... vore."

[@operleutnant7235]

Something is so indescribable as to why I love this speech

[@xaiano794]

2:34 - I love the Japanese attention to detail, in Germany you use the thumb and first 2 fingers to denote the number 3, unlike in England/America where you would use the first 3 fingers instead. They are all signalling '3' for WW3

[@CesarACastillo]

Could someone please provide a detailed explanation of how ziplines continue to offer strategic advantages in modern warfare, especially considering that many nations possess advanced surface-to-air missile systems designed to target aerial threats? I'm particularly interested in understanding how the use of ziplines can enhance troop mobility, enable surprise attacks, or facilitate supply line support, despite the technological advancements in anti-aircraft capabilities. The Major seems to think they'll amount to something significant.

[@PainPrimeEX]

"i love vore" 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@shotaaizawa1206]

This is unironically a pretty deep speech

[@SavioureG]

He forgot to mention his favour game franchises. God of War, Gears of War, Warhammer, COD: WW2 and Modern Warfare, Total War and War Thunder.

[@The_Republic_of_Ireland]

CoD Vurld at Var

[@darkstorm5388]

I VANT VORLD VAR TREE! 😂 I love Lani

[@KodaKitten333]

"and then alucard proceeded to miss many things"- walter C Dornez probably

[@jetstreamsam9777]

" i love vore" 💀

[@Ozthebestdog]

We doing a sequel we’re back by popular demand

[@barcelomrozovic1625]

"Some of you come to believe that I like vore. I don't like vore. I. LOVE. VORE."

[@Ancor_Vantian]

0:59 Well, I don't wanna question the Major's logic here, but.... My guy, why in the name of fuck would you chose to get high before dinner with your wife's parents!? Are you nuts? You're supposed to save it for _after_ the night is done. Like, once you're both at home, you'd be like: "Tonight sure was rough, babe. Let's just decompress with a nice puff, a fun movie and maybe some no-no time before bed." You know? Like a normal person lol.

[@AvianDnD]

you do it before cuz you know you will KYS if you are at the dinner sober

[@EdwardBelanger-t1z]

2:34 Imagine if the Exorcists saluted Lute like That in hazbin hotel season 2.

[@darkservantofheaven]

had this come out in 2019 he would have said..... "and then comes the weekend. And you decide to watch the greatest chapter of the MCU, in vhich the Mad Titan THanos seeks to eliminate half of all life in the universe......Infinity Var. Perhaps you prefer a classic, in which plucky young youth battle the intergalatic umpire.....Star Wars , just not the sequel series.....that one blows)

[@chaseginise8968]

Based Major

[@MetalSkull-po3kj]

Personally I like the original speech more but this is still pretty good especially the ending half

[@ray101mond]

well we're heeeeeeere

[@ShadeyDuality]

It sounds like he says vore not war- it took us till he got to the end of the speech

[@Diamond_Tiara]

TO MARS!

[@nekomakhea9440]

"blue balled vor vorty years!" lol

[@KodaKitten333]

"Gentlemen, there is a rumor going around that I like Warriors. I wish to dash these rumors. I do not 'like' Warriors. I. LOVE. Warriors. Through my life, I have discovered so many types of Warriors. Butchering Chinese history with particle effects - Dynasty Warriors. Dancing around in a green tunic fighting some tart in a dragon costume - Hyrule Warriors. Everyone has a sword, dyes their hair blue, and likes to argue about which era of games deserves better representation - Fire Emblem Warriors. Life is hell - Berserk Warriors."-joshscorcher

[@chrisdavey5530]

whats great about this is they hardly changed anything, I miss T4S (back when they actually cared)

[@hachi666roku]

The way the clip ended.. Anderson looked up like he wasn’t gonna have blue balls anymore either 😂

[@diagojonathan]

" The sequel you've been all waiting for "

[@ControPhrenicLoser]

This guy must be the most character who showcases what being a villain is.

[@Kira22558]

Quite the villain.

[@ciaraMaeGatchalian]

2:22My favorite part.

[@raizenr2387]

I....Love....Vore.... wait

[@KiteAsakura]

Henchmen 21 and 24 would love this theme 😂😅

[@kurtcommunistform2ndphase81]

Why is this unironically good? I even raised my right arm- No I'm fr.

[@0ld_Scratch]

'War was always here. Before Man was, War waited for him. The ultimate Trade awaiting its ultimate Practitioner.'

[@VampireA1056]

You can hear TFS Vegeta in his voice😂

[@dontaedon5182]

A very german vegeta

[@Halvos12]

I looked up tfs the best of the major, this was the only thing that showed up.

[@definitelynotthequestion5359]

Holsts Mars - Bringer of war as soundtract- Chefs kiss

[@deoxys320dude2]

What's. The soundtrack for the Major's speech?

[@friedrichkarle9757]

Gustav Holst: Mars, bringer of war

[@deoxys320dude2]

@@friedrichkarle9757 thank you!

[@friedrichkarle9757]

@Deoxys320dude No Problem. Enjoy!

[@deoxys320dude2]

@@friedrichkarle9757 I sure did once I searched for it

[@xxHGMxx]

DUnDunDun Dun Dun

[@EdwardBelanger-t1z]

2:22 Oh yeah baby

[@kratosboy5557]

Top ten best Anime Waifu’s Number #1 this guy

[@xeriath2326]

Didn't exclude Storage Wars so I guess he likes that.

[@rminkof]

"Vell, perhaps ein bisschen race var."

[@andrzejpe5891]

geez, major is some kind of vore lover

[@Vifnis]

Y'all thought he was joking.....

[@Hinedes]

WELL! PARTY! PARTY! PARTY! I WANNA HAVE A PARTY! I NEED TO HAVE A PARTY! YOU BETTER HAVE A PARTY!

[@iradubasalaysa4550]

Und vey... Und vey... ACHOO!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@hunterackerman1697]

You change the channel to a bunch of people competing to have their pastries star as the desert at a very important event. Cupcake Wars.

[@2097Pyros]

You change the channel AGAIN to a competition where people arm and armor RC cars and make them fight each other in the UK. Robot Wars.

[@rambo8wradio]

No real german would say "porsh".

[@varangiangaming7178]

Proof that he's a robot

[@jeronimomartinezcalsina7690]

@@varangiangaming7178 ok but why is he a cyborg?

[@varangiangaming7178]

@@jeronimomartinezcalsina7690 no idea

[@LongandWeirdName]

Because the guy that makes excellent avocado toast offered him to become a monster and he refused and became a soulless toaster on legs instead.

[@RinnosukeETQW]

@@varangiangaming7178 IT MAKES NO FUCKIN SENSE!

[@dalenlewin]

I better not miss a damn thing.

[@thediabolicalraisin8953]

I swear to god he said vore

[@WolfXGamerful]

var

[@jasongrey1319]

I mean.. he did. But not in that sense. German accent.

[@sussyjack7157]

@@jasongrey1319 ye

[@baldrickthedungspreader3107]

Not even Nazis are that depraved

[@michaelsong5555]

Well, that escalated quickly.

[@frogmud]

i cant see this without thinking of the version where they voice him over with lowtiergod talking about your mom's head game

[@lewisdutra6104]

It so wrong that this man his charismatic and seems to whip viewers into a war friendsy. A villain who seeks nothing but war and destruction. It a red flag for all of us, including me, that enjoy this speech/scene so much!😅

[@EdwardBelanger-t1z]

Ngl, I think in my opinion that the Major is the best, most energetic, most evil, most intelligent, most fearless, most ruthless and most the handsome supervillain of all time ever!!!!! The Major is the baddest boy of them all!!!! Even Megamind would be Jealous of him Even the Vees would fear the Major because of to his army and his weaponery Even The Exorcists would tremble at his feet for mercy due to him being ruthless and cruel Not even the Overlords, the Ars Goetia and the seven deadly sins would dare to mess with the Major because he is super duper evil!!!! P.S the Major is my favorite villain ever.

[@thegeniusgamer4436]

Least patriotic German

[@andersonluizbarrosbarros4738]

AaaAATCHU