My First Crush

[@theoriginalsimon]

"My First Real Thirst" not sure if I came up with that, but I really love it.

[@MrAudienceMember2662015]

No, you did not come up with 'My First Real Thirst' However, you're mostly likely the hottest guy to use the phrase. :)

[@EvenbenYosefbenAvraham]

been there.....gym teacher.....very sexy.

[@geekingoutneil]

"my first real thirst" oh my god this is killing me

[@cobymicheals9450]

Same here!

[@TimmyTakeout]

them khaki pants tho

[@athenaatwar475]

The editing in this video made it even more hilarious!

[@KareemJenkins_]

The way he just discribed his first thirst is honestly how I describe how I felt when I clicked this video

[@Liangelus]

Oh, I had one of those too!! We called him Mr. Buns. He was my yr 11 & 12 Maths teacher. I was mummified I was so thirsty. So much so that I dropped all of my beloved sports to join his sport alternative of model making - yes, bring your own model kit and build it! I used it as an extra maths lesson (so I could sit next to him) or an extra I've-taken-on-too-much-of-a-workload-and-there-aren't-enough-hours-in-the-day class. Final day of high school, my mum wrote on his windscreen with lipstick "Bye, Bye Buns, Love The Girls!" I have never run so fast in all my life. I heard later that it had baked on in the sun and he never got it all off properly!

[@nillenoma]

This is the best story ever!! XD

[@theoriginalsimon]

Um... that's an amazing story!

[@DerrickJohnson56]

I absolutely loved this video. I couldn't stop laughing and smiling.

[@TheTrollLeader]

Mr. Fitts in my middle school was gorgeous! Blonde hair, blue-eye angel from heaven. Oh my god! One time during a test (he walked all over class in between the isles during tests) I swung my arm across because of my sweater and I almost hit I'm the crotch. I was so happy. ;)

[@infinityotto]

*BEEN THERE, DONE THAT!* Haha! Yeah, I had my very own "academic eye candy" back in high school. Not only was he my math instructor, but he was also our track coach. Seeing him in class early in the day, then out on the field in his running shorts afterschool...argh! That struggle was for real on a daily basis. The smarts, the killer bod, the gorgeous mug; man, he was a total dream package for this randy young buck! :D This was the best, Simon! Title, topic, editing: A+! Great job!

[@neonnutperez6478]

I loved this, keep up the good work.

[@juliocandradeja]

Lmfao!!!! That was just hilarious with all those pictures and captions hahahaha

[@colemichaud8555]

THE PANTS ANS ASS THING IS MY DILEMA WITH MY NEW BIO TEACHER DJDJNFNF

[@theoriginalsimon]

it's an epidemic!

[@sendinthelove]

YASSS Simon! That thirst is all too real for many of us. #TeacherThirst

[@joeburroughs7240]

Simon once again my friend you were awesome... I'm so glad to hear that I am not the only one who this has happened to.. OMG!!! Pleas keep up the good work..Can't wait to see more of you.. Good Luck with your move to LA

[@c24haven08]

One of your best videos Simon and don't sweat it, we ALL had that one teacher

[@Elptp]

THIS WAS REALLY HILARIOUS!!!! xD LOVE YOU SIMON

[@MrPoulpoboss]

Oh damn I feel you one this one! One of my teachers in college is just omg I just can't, he must be like 28 super young, same clothes you described, and tights shirts. Fun thing is that he has a ring ... DAMN it ! But at least I got eyes and I intend to use them :)

[@feedmechipotle1120]

This is my favorite thing ever

[@TheThunderDragoon]

A wave of thirst. XD Love it.

[@williamhwl]

Yass simon this is my favourite video of yours so far!! The thirst is so damn real tho

[@jean-pierrecastillejo5477]

LoL! Hilarious! It is great how you can make such sad and humorous videos on your past experiences and do not let the bad times scar you!

[@maca_damien_nut3381]

Lol, I love that you were real about your interest despite what others would think. I think everyone's had that "inappropriate" crushes. Great video about the church situation. Must've been very hard.

[@Pisoxl]

Simon you are awesome, and don't worry you weren't the only one who had Thirst for teacher ;)

[@MrSebastian0169]

I had a similar experience in college with my psychology professor. He wore khakis too lol.

[@SimonSoSassy]

Omg you made me laugh so much. Thank you for that Simon.

[@Abraham00]

Dayum, gurl. GET IT.

[@iambryyyan]

Ou, I had one of those, too. He was my US history teacher my freshmen/sophomore year of high school. I'd always sit on the desk in the back of the room that faced him just so he could have my undivided attention--he liked his desks against his walls that way he could have a pano view of the class. I'd get so excited when he'd get angry with me or other classmates because he'd turn so red and just yell at us. I found it very "thirstful". 😂😂

[@jamesmurray4437]

Love this vid Simon. Thanks for the upload :) its great

[@sshaw303]

I had a Communications class last year with a Brent Corrigan look a like sitting in front of me. He wore a tight t-shirt and jeans every day, where the shirt was so tight that he had that line of flesh visible between bottom of the shirt and waist of the jeans. I got caught staring many times, and I regret nothing.

[@josephk8202]

senior year, my school hired a new teacher, he was fresh out of college... an yeah i nearly failed that class. good memories lol

[@themiddleknife541]

You are my new favorite youtuber XD lol

[@bobbywallace8349]

Omg this was amazing. I was dying through the whole thing. But I can relate I had teachers in high school and In college now that I umm yeah just going to leave it there

[@kaylacarr6368]

so true.... cute blue eyes ever

[@Erlkonigkid23]

Dude. I remember back in 8th grade when I had the biggest crush on my Social Studies teacher. He was super personable, had an amazing beard, and was the hottest thing I'd ever seen walk on two legs. So I understand the first thirst completely.

[@Skylersilva713]

omfg same thing happened to me I'm not the only one

[@briznye]

preach!

[@jaimorie]

This was me with my middle school gym teacer.

[@TheJustinglen]

awesome Simon. First Crush are and can be a lot of fun and good memories. good luck and best wishes with your move to L.A.

[@GraphyteTV]

This video was so funny man. It would be awesome if you guys had a guest vlogger every so often. I would love to make a video here. Keep up the funny/great videos :)

[@Moongayze42024]

I had a teacher like that ....the thirst is real bro the thirst is reeeeeal!

[@samanthasmith2721]

I had a crush on a teacher once. I was thinking it was one of my 8th grade teachers. IDK if it really was a crush, but I was incredibly close with her and i was thinking this a few days ago. "OMG did i have a crush on him

[@gavinmccune93]

Yes!!! Khaki pants lol

[@jgnmtz]

It's so true.. I had a major crush on my high school gym coach. Tan, Mediterranean , 30, buffed and always strutting around in tight spandex.. Dahmnnn.!

[@CohnTrohL]

Tidel wave of thirst

[@christopherbolanos3751]

MY US HISTORY TEACHER WAS SO HOT JESUS CHRIST. HE WOULD WEAR BASKETBALL SHORTS AND JESUS CHRIST YOU COUKD BE EVERYTHING YAAAS. THE THIRST WAS 2 REAL

[@L4Soul]

Ahaha, omgsh I can't even...this is too much XD

[@dashric]

Yeah I never really had a thirst in high school. Well one that was at school... I digress. I don't fault you, its normal.

[@mitchellbarnow1709]

I know where you are coming from Simon! We had a PE/History teacher that was to die for! He did get arrested for having sex with a female student of his, he should have saved himself for me! I would not tell anyone because I was too afraid of being accused of being gay.

[@xilingsinqueso]

Haha I also had a huge crush on my teacher in my 1st yar high school! He was just....

[@DistortedReality]

how i currently feel feel about my spanish teacher;-;

[@cobymicheals9450]

I had an extreme thirst problem on my former basketball coach when I was 14 years old!!! he was straight, married and he had 2 kids...he was kinda the main reason why I was so committed to the team, and although I was the only "beginner"-new one to basketball, I ended up being the best one after two months...it's not a good thing - that shit made things worse!!!!! he would call me to check whether I'm going to the practice, we would text/call each other to see what's up, he also started giving me private lessons in the court when our training ends!!! for me-keeping my penis from tearing my underwear at the time was harder than stepping on Lego (thank God we cut that thing a month later). long story short (a really long one-I know that's what she said), I quit when I became 17 and he made it so hard for me because he was like "you are my friend, my son, my student and I need you" but It has been more than three years and I couldn't get over him, It was so distracting that I couldn't stop thinking about him all the goddamn time, so I had to put that stress of acting manlier to an end, because he could always bring out the gayness in me and there's no way in hell I would come out...I didn't give a fuck what others think but if my parents knew, they would've died) although it didn't cure my gayness but at least I started focusing more on school and other stuff!

[@JMR72286]

lmao

[@CapCan90]

Oh man such teachers are just to jizz in your pants during class... i wish i had some teachers like that in my college...

[@TerranceTells]

My 8th grade math teacher was still in his twenties and he was so so fine. Even at the age, I knew how to spot a cute guy. I used to intentionally get stuff wrong so head have to come over and show me how to do it. #noregrets

[@116powel]

I can't even deal. I did have a teacher who was hot. However I don't think I got nearly as turned on as I did with my college tutor who I still go to school with lol.

[@lakv126]

My Junior year Geography math teacher in High School. OMG. He carried an impressive relief map that made me want to explore some elevations. Ok, that was the dorkiest thirstiest innuendo but you get the idea.

[@Rickyandrewww]

oh my gosh your so funny.

[@clayton1194]

OMG i feel you Simon that happened to me in the 8th grade and it was the first male teacher i ever had and he was so hot i just couldn't focus lol

[@eduardo_him46]

my first teacher crush wore tight khakis too haha this video was my freshman year.

[@daytonlinhardt1433]

Hey where my baes at

[@rosspotter2663]

wait did we have the same teacher. You literally described the same situation i had... expect he was also baseball coach so i tried out even though i couldnt throw a ball to save my life #thirstyandproud

[@deonlovesjess]

This was the best. My history teacher was the same way. Wore reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally tight khakis and it was a struggle.

[@MrONeil1981]

lmho I know the feeling...lmho I could not concentrate in Physics bcuz Mr. Tomberly was soo fetching...rotflmho

[@CohnTrohL]

That's like the kid next to me at lockers for all four years of high school he is a super sexy hockey player he had an 8 pack in high school and was super nice and loved giving hugs. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm and his pants they were fitted nice and tight but he was straight 😩. I even joined the hockey team just to stare at him in the shower which didn't help my cause at all cause........... LAWD he was well endowed. But I had soooooooo much hope he would be gay cause my THIRST😩😩😩💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

[@drewa241]

mmmmmmmm...

[@geostyma]

first REAL thirst xD

[@williamm8240]

lol. that was pretty thirst. good job. too bad you could not quench that thirst. lol. i had the same thing in high school. hmmmmm

[@TubaBuddha]

In 7th grade, I had a red headed teacher. LOVE red. Thin a bit built. And yes, his bulge was obvious. I so wanted to get with him.