MY FIRST HAT-TRICK IN 5 YEARS

Am I well prepared this time round?
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[@callumcoates7982]

8:08 the guy dabbing top left lol

[@declan945]

Callum Coates his name is Thomas Boucher go roast him on fb ( obviously the one from jersey)

[@polar81444]

Declan Flambard How do you know?

[@declan945]

Omar. R he's my friend I was there with him. Just go roast him

[@aribh.6214]

Blanco jeez... there's no reason to use that word...

[@thomasboucher4632]

Callum Coates Its me

[@AlexanderKilsgaard]

When others score a goal "thats decent" when Chris scores a goal "COMPILATION GOALLLLL"

[@zxriek_rl]

He’s no gonna put someone else’s goal in *his* compilation

[@Gigygvg]

He means Chris MD shots

[@matman6398]

You should live stream your matches

[@aidenfields6285]

So true

[@ogreen09]

@@aidenfields6285 omg people still watch this I thought it was only me

[@shanks066]

@@ogreen09 😂me to

[@shanks066]

Sorry 4 my English, i am German and only know english form school and yt

[@goatedgoat88]

Joshua A. don’t apologise i’ll teach you a little something, when someone says something and you also do it then you say me too with two o’s

[@adamvsfifa]

Didn't notice anything was up with his eyebrows until I read the comments, can I hire you guys when my girl asks me whats different about her?

[@jakelowe2660]

ADAMvsFIFA I noticed that 😂😂

[@huntergatt69]

ADAMvsFIFA .

[@flipitbros6396]

ADAMvsFIFA haha

[@snafu3016]

ADAMvsFIFA what girl?

[@rftert8957]

ADAMvsFIFA i

[@OfficialeitanYT]

3:29 I bEt chris made that dinner just for the pun 😂

[@shawnerr5786]

E!tanMD he’s that kind of person😂😂

[@valentinazmi8858]

Yup!

[@andrewkirkhope2842]

And to eat it

[@harrymowatt1650]

7:45 you must watch I was laughing for the rest of the video at that

[@matthewfinnegan7920]

Loads of my friends have stopped watching you Chris as you don't upload much,but your still my favourite and you're vids are quality

[@ZS7639]

I can imagine Chris saying on the phone ‘Hello guys Chris here’

[@PalmerPerspectivePodcast]

8:01 Use your hand to score that wouldve been a perfect goal recreation of he who shall not be named.

[@sloughlin721]

RIP 😩

[@sparkygh1149]

10:08 why can't he do that in the Sideman match

[@samirs05]

Sparky GH9 pressure

[@charlthompson6530]

Sparky GH9 f u

[@tropiicsfn381]

Sparky GH9 d

[@scottfarquhar8430]

Shut up you asshole, don't be a jerk,

[@joshandjayplay2554]

@@charlthompson6530 FU

[@nathansparrow8866]

at 1:18 in the back ground 2 players are just tumbleing over ( so funny ) :D

[@goonchezgaming840]

his eyebrows were tiny

[@avamooney8525]

Yeah. Just like your brain.

[@comedinewithme-officialfan4415]

@@avamooney8525 was that necessary?

[@fewik8567]

@@avamooney8525 my 9 year old brother could come up with a better insult, yo brain must be small too

[@je_re]

I was going to go to sleep but Chris uploaded, shit

[@aryanademo3455]

8:08 look at the guys top left. one of them is dabbing

[@taham1063]

lmao well spotted

[@joshonions2088]

Arhsh Jsjs d

[@aryanademo3455]

Josh Onions ?

[@alexpro1691]

Arhsh Jsjs Stop copying other people

[@aryanademo3455]

Alex Pro i was the first one

[@harrychant3516]

Please make more of these! I have watched every single one like 5 times. No Joke

[@SevenRenouf]

10:03 he goes to hi five a teammate and ends up shaking the opposition’s hand lol

[@elliot7753]

He didn’t

[@blin_7220]

12:30 thought chris was gonna start rapping

[@justsmileback9516]

Where dafaq are your eyebrows?

[@electricshotzz2467]

Fred Flinstone Right here 🖕🏻

[@justsmileback9516]

Shit response

[@kylecullen1103]

Do more of these, their the best ;)

[@Sasoridellasabbia]

I want more of this!

[@ryanmalik8297]

Is anyone else a noticing Chris' eyebrows

[@lokew1254]

Ryan Malik no

[@badribena2561]

Ryan Malik I did

[@norman7511]

Chris does not upload often, but when he does it such quality content,

[@jasoncurtis8612]

Well done Chris u rlly deserved it hope u have a lot more I watch ur vids as soon as u upload them!!!

[@lyricschannelization]

Absolutely loving the irl commentary over these videos hahaha

[@JordynNexus]

"The tactics of "Either the ball or the man can make it past me but not both" were employed fairly successfully, depending on which way you look at it" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@thespecial1608]

When u said "it tends to when your off side "😂😂😂😂😂

[@hippopa6889]

The Special 1 Funny thing about that dude saying it doesn’t matter how you score them is he sent it wide before the deflection. The goal wouldn’t of even been his😂

[@relaxingmusicdude9689]

You know it's been a long time not watching Chris when he has uploaded 6 videos 😂😜

[@ZACKADEE]

"It doesn't matter how you score them" HAHHAHAHAH

[@christofferskrumsager30]

😂😂 THE DAB AT 08:08 😂😂

[@tomeraltman7491]

so excited about the match cant wait

[@thehouse866]

Eagles of death metal is an amazing band!!!

[@theinbetweener7955]

When you said "Has he actually had trials at west ham" it was hilarious when a picture of Jay can up

[@thehh2705]

his eyebrows look different like if u think the same

[@aaryanzaman1094]

Double H Gamers they look shorter

[@Hazman12]

Double H Gamers he could be wearing make up I don't know

[@villemkalme9248]

Double H Gamers i was scared when i started watching the vid

[@ddanp690]

Double H Gamers ikr

[@senanblack6385]

He got his eyebrows done lol

[@ismaellagunas5020]

His videos are always awesome

[@kristofferkrogsvold6363]

U know its a special day when Chris post a video

[@Jake-kk3ux]

Love these vids plz do more

[@raulmelamed9683]

For some reason I see chris like he doesnt have eyebrows...

[@faresahmad6452]

Cucho Melamed me 2

[@raulmelamed9683]

momo master you'RE stupid

[@drdaveloyno]

Cucho Melamed no you're stupid.

[@imdavidcruz]

That's what I was thinking

[@scribebot2481]

Omfg same

[@nahidahmed1513]

Chris is actually too funny 😂

[@huggelol8938]

Love you're videos man

[@JH-yf3sr]

Love these videos

[@UnfriendlyGhostK]

Speaking on behalf of your 3,000,000 subscribers: I would just like to let you know how much we appreciate your work, we understand that a lot if work goes into creating this 15minute video, it is absolutely unfathomable to us how much work _does_ go into producing your football videos, and we appreciate that you spend most of your time producing these videos for us. All over the world. So again Thank you, Christopher, we appreciate it.

[@Uxco69]

Maybe it’s just all the goalkeepers he’s trued playing with

[@marlon4389]

I am happy for you Chris

[@davinderkhala8890]

please make more of these eps

[@richmont8198]

I love you, your one of the only FIFA/football content creators that doesn't make complete cancer nowadays

[@bigrickmachine]

Who will win Champions League????? Real Madrid or Juventus ? Comment Below!

[@bigrickmachine]

I say #HalaMadrid

[@bigrickmachine]

It's going to be tough but anything is possible

[@bigrickmachine]

I just want to see what people think

[@alenholovka2286]

Hala Madrid

[@coldmort]

JUVE

[@orsgaming4927]

You need a new goalkeeper

[@HarryHulse17]

ORS solo ikr I'm better than him and I'm 12

[@anthrax6835]

ORS solo true

[@anthrax6835]

XxlolXD mr poceplox lies

[@bhumikasantwani8344]

That keeper in Chris,s team is the most worst

[@menahelsultan3389]

The Hulses don’t let ppl know your age

[@JaydenVids]

lmao the tackling with those older center backs is hilarious

[@tropicplatypus1124]

"Then I don't know how is" - ChrisMD 2017

[@raoul_jsy3335]

the second match u played I play there for the club St.Brelade

[@callumrussellmusic]

Awesome vid Chris. There were some good bits of football from you in this. :)

[@JDXSWINDON]

Chris. I have been waiting for like 2 years to see the older seasons. Not to say I dont love these seasons, I just like seeing how you used to be compared to know

[@TheNewsBlock]

Nice goals Chris

[@parkerdaigle1339]

is it me or did chris's eyebrows get lowered

[@hamz005]

PD1729 ikr

[@farisal-khaldi9136]

PD1729 ikr

[@dibamahmoedi5121]

PD1729 I think Chris es eyebrows have gotten lowered

[@reubenpage5]

Hey

[@goldakuma5229]

PD1729 that's what I was thinking

[@owendoe9551]

Omg!

[@rubenyella3720]

Owen Doe first

[@hmmyesnotinteresting5733]

Owen Doe first

[@robpearce4223]

Hi Chris can u shout out Joshua HEGGIE in your next video?

[@crocobroco1336]

Robert Pearce it's not him

[@NSISHD]

Your choice. Like = Get 20 million Subs SUB = Get 40 million Subs. Ignore = Loss 3å million Subs

[@remihamer1514]

I'd love to see Chris score a free kick in a game

[@chrismiller6574]

ChrisMD’s Sunday league games are arguably more entertaining than professional football

[@tombreslin5358]

*he's watching his Sunday League because he wants people to forget about Arsenal :)*

[@sam24hardy]

ThunderStorm lol

[@maxoxoxoxoxo]

ThunderStorm they won tonight

[@tombreslin5358]

Max Sullivan they're still crap

[@comik9294]

Arsenal are crap

[@avahxnley685]

ThunderStorm 😑🔫

[@jamesharrod7579]

wow your dad still playing football at 51 impressive (especially at that standard)

[@bigwillybilly1621]

James Harrod what standard

[@dbraddock8996]

lil nugget he means his dad I assume not the league

[@BeefGeneral]

some old boys just have it. my dad in his 50s in an over 35's league was top goal scorer 3 years in a row. hes a freak and it doesnt make sense to me.

[@xxmidniteobeyxx3921]

I LOVE THIS SERIES but it's as inconsistent than Arsenal😂❤️😂❤️

[@danielatoromoreno1179]

good job with the hat trick chris

[@stealthypickle8846]

#Jemelin

[@AA-xy7vn]

Stealthy Pickle lol wrong channel mate

[@Penguinsniffer37]

Stealthy Pickle #DurkinOut

[@codyho6642]

who cares, #JUSTICE4JEMEL

[@f2r950]

#DurkinOut

[@Connor-pq4tq]

Stealthy Pickle Your mum is hot

[@liamgeorge9041]

Chris this team is premier league standard #RelegationBattle

[@Hakuu_A19]

Love it! Great video!

[@RMO772RMO]

ChrisMd the type of guy to sync the bass drop with his penalties during losses yet talk over his teammate's stunning hat tricks.

[@dominicmurray7200]

I finished my high school season on 17 goals in 14 games. As the youngest player on our team. Remind you of anyone? Love your vids man keep it up!

[@luxi1123]

Kyl Mbappé

[@jackwardmma1611]

We didn’t ask

[@JoshC_6]

Welcome to those in 2023!

[@deonwatson1306]

Me

[@squeezimax2665]

Hurry up and get Chris to 5 mil

[@user-vv8xl9bb8f]

10:10 Chris: If that isn't preparation for the charity match I don't know how is

[@thechairkingsteer2073]

Why do Chris’s eyebrows look weird 😂

[@edpick8434]

Can you PPPPLLLLLEEEAAAASSSSEEEE upload more often Chris!!!!

[@zrmatchettz293]

Chris is actually good at dribbling

[@johnbarr0]

NGL Chris' dinner looks well nice

[@Sajju13]

3 : 30 am here in Pakistan. have school tomorrow just going though videos in my sub box at 2 times the speed but for chris speed put to normal.

[@wukewockhold9112]

Calm down big man

[@ivanvojinovic9664]

Fuck Pakistan

[@theindianbluewarrior2406]

Hero

[@DanielA-os3vs]

Ivan Vojinovic Man your racist.

[@zynxofagn8401]

Pakistan here too!

[@BD-Uthmaan]

Chris what happened to your eyebrows 😳

[@MrPrince1005]

Uthmaan Aziz 😂😂😂

[@paulsanders2156]

I love your vids Chris.

[@altafhussein1480]

make more of this :)

[@cormick1237]

Excellent performance Chris congratulations on getting your hat trick 👍👍👍

[@chetanjakaraddi7163]

3 views 42 likes well done youtube

[@EdwardIvings]

DESHI 88 3 views 387 likes?!

[@deborahbartlam4747]

Looking forward to seeing you at the next charity match

[@sugonmafoot]

U played well good job I follow you on Twitter as well

[@davejohansen8333]

do a jersy vs gurnsey

[@Dananda29]

Dave Johansen he already has

[@Dananda29]

idiot

[@jakeclark0535]

Do a Geography course

[@michaelyoung7995]

rewatching this, chris looks like he has no eyebrows lol

[@MrWariiri]

Lol " it doesn't matter how you score them "!

[@72kayani]

10:10 Bateson is that You??😂😂

[@abstract5972]

3 Views and 1236 Likes. KZbin you had one job

[@schpeannich]

Priceless Vulpix lol same

[@bigjohn5965]

Priceless Vulpix honestly who cares

[@shneed428]

Priceless Vulpix these comments were a cool thing 3 years ago

[@jimmiejizzle5978]

How this actually happened? Those likes are fake? I've been wondering about it cause I have seen same type of comments. But i didn't really get it. I'm not ironic i really don't understand it

[@aloysiusquek204]

it's becuz u have to watch Abt 50% of the video to count as a view as some people like it b4 watching the entire vid

[@hadrienlegrand6589]

What is the name of the song from 11:42 to 11:55?

[@alexreed1556]

Hey Chris, the background music that you used in the beginning of this videos was "the last battle" from GLADIATOR.

[@georgenosal5671]

7:56 he literally described me in football

[@contendedtea3733]

dab is dead nooooo

[@MatthewMeredith]

Have I seen this video before?

[@sportsfans52]

If i had a goalkeeper like that I’d quite

[@JS-iq5vr]

9:45 and 14:02 for the penalties, like so others can see

[@avahxnley685]

Jem Sartori Such a troll

[@thecaylumatormartin3474]

TheHitlist72 he mean 14:02 and 9:45

[@JS-iq5vr]

The caylumator Martin shit yeah meant that didn't mean to troll

[@youtubeofficialfanpages6343]

Chris your team would honestly win every game by large amounts if your teammates actually finished your beautiful through balls and passes to them

[@miperroyyo]

12:30 I thought he was rapping, right when he says “again...”

[@markboland1690]

11:57 guy who scored the goal celebrates with a dab

[@leneedaplaymaker.1888]

Anybody else notice Chris Eyebrows

[@OK-fi4yq]

sad ngl

[@David-jt2qe]

LeNeedAPlayMaker .1 don't want Autism

[@joshuaturrell6580]

Fuckbuddy _ n' , m s n mm, "

[@trickvortexx3507]

Help me get to 1,000 subs with no vids no

[@imacatman4582]

LeNeedAPlayMaker .1 Yeah

[@aiditube570]

Where's Top Drawer 7

[@willc9673]

I’ve watched a lot of these videos and the one thing I’ve got is your keeper is complete dog

[@dedsyraous2240]

Music so epic, no celebration on the field.

[@jacksweeney9994]

The goal at 7:27 Is so far offside😂😂

[@squadfilldefault5145]

Do you even know what offside is

[@trooicalgameing2178]

@@squadfilldefault5145 do you