My First VA Experience / Surgery

[@niatgaming7146]

Doctor: "Nurse please remove the catheter." Nurse: *Removes catheter* Nurse: "Um, I think something went wrong." Doctor: "Wash my signature off this man's body, I'm getting the hell out of here."

[@7LemonFire11]

Omg 🤣🤣🤣

[@DingleFlop]

Jesus Christ XD

[@AngryCops]

they knew i would come for them

[@sometimesfunny681]

In nurses ear piece "good job agent 47, get to the extraction point"

[@EddieGalois]

Still expected to pay for the fuckup ofc

[@alexanderblackburn4520]

"Welcome to the VA, we give you a second chance to die for your nation"

[@LCAC75]

That is classic.

[@cavalrytrooper3247]

May each and every employee there burn like a candle in hell for all eternity.

[@Leroys_Stuff]

Damn truth

[@alexanderblackburn4520]

My VA just sent me an $1100 dollar bill for an out of system appointment that they set up, do to a 5 month wait time in the VA.

[@Rapture_11B]

God damnit I can pee

[@foreststroble748]

"Trying to keep this a... Family show" 30 sec later: "SMOOTH BALLS!!"

[@nexusdrop7863]

Really depends on the kind of family doesn't it?

[@IAMFOOZY]

MANSCAPE

[@TheFallGuy2]

He "Tried", doesn't mean he succeeded lol

[@aceofspadesguy4913]

Imagine being one of the staff tending him and every time you walk in on him he’s videoing himself talking about how his tip hurts.

[@lemax6865]

Believe me, we've seen much, much worse things. This is downright family-friendly by nursing staff standards.

[@hypsin]

Just the tip

[@JamesBond-lj6ms]

“I’m gonna have someone shave me” would of been perfect for a manscaped plug

[@mitchmac9287]

Someone get this drill some GrubHub now!!!

[@deanparlapanides1152]

we were all thinking the same thine bro

[@Laarye]

You beat me by 30 minutes, *knife hands*, It was my fault for being late *knife hands* *knife hands*

[@stans5270]

Notice that he didn't mention that Navy dude's name that shaved him.

[@stephengalindo6340]

I was waiting.... And disappointed

[@benjamindover2601]

Going to VA is like a lucky dip, they'll fix what you went in for but they'll also surprise you with a new health problem.

[@cavalrytrooper3247]

Like sudden dying syndrome from complications that shouldn't exist in first world medical care?

[@CharlieBravoTango]

Kind of like going to the shop for an oil change.

[@17luckynumbers]

@@CharlieBravoTango and they forget to put the plug back in after the oil change and you end up blowing your motor! 🤣

[@MrSubielove]

@Dalton Roadhouse only go to the va for claims, never try to get medical attention there.

[@cavalrytrooper3247]

@@MrSubielove truth

[@puretrash7752]

AC: “I’m trying to keep this a family friendly show” Also AC: “Smooth balls”

[@GashimahironChl]

Coulda been talking of a pinball table, who knows?

[@Hippie_Holmes]

Fire wang

[@zaynevanday142]

@@Hippie_Holmes sounds like a character from mortal combat 😂

[@CaptRich-bi3gp]

Been going to the VA for a long time. They did my appendectomy years ago; judging by the scar tissue and surrounding trauma, I'm pretty sure they used a hand grenade to open me up.

[@CaptRich-bi3gp]

@Гриша Пояс Hey, ya know what I think they did!!!

[@OldDannyboy12]

Omg that's hilarious.

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

@@CaptRich-bi3gp or a spoon...

[@CaptRich-bi3gp]

@@Silver_wind_1987_ Either that or a entrenching tool, lol...

[@doug2496]

I only had a few 1 inch holes

[@bubbasimpson9111]

When my dad went in for heart surgery the nurse cross threaded his barrel too. Even being doped up that man hollered to the others that Charlie tampered with his weaponry.

[@cautiouslyoptimistic1962]

That's hilarious! Bless his heart and peepee.. Damn...

[@lemax6865]

Cross-threaded his barrel... Ok, you made me laugh, get up-voted.

[@gabe7194]

“Hey you! Get your nasty hands of the company machine gun!”

[@cakeadventure8412]

How to break a man, take away his ability to pee pain-free.

[@Hrotj]

No... Give them a double urethra

[@themalcontent100]

Yep. I know that pain.

[@shanehudson3995]

As a Veteran, I stand by the idea that the VA motto should be "Come for the Procedure, Stay for the Secondary Infection".

[@EnkiTwo]

Never have and never will go to the VA for GD thing. Fuck those incompetent wankers. You get what you pay for..

[@power_resonance7682]

"Did you know, when you're unconscious you don't have a gag reflex... Ladies" I died

[@extravirginoliveoil335]

A.C: gets most of his torso and groin cut open. Entire comments: SMOOTH BALLS

[@brentkeller3826]

Clip that and turn it into a ringtone.

[@bennitoesparzajr4204]

Bawhaha

[@robertfrost8531]

The VA exceeding expectations. AC went in for an abscess tooth, but ended up spayed and neutered.

[@mikalabaker6110]

Lol....spayed AND neutered! LOL!

[@johnharris6655]

Sounds like he went to Dr. Jeff in Colorado.

[@andreaschultz4552]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Levitationist7]

"Not that scary"? Must be the drugs talking. They mangled your dangle, AC.

[@AlaynaZebra]

I laughed so hard at this

[@ness1860]

@@AlaynaZebra Me too!

[@zekeiyf2003]

LMFAO!!!🤣

[@scottlin7876]

it burns? maybe caught an std while you were asleep. :)

[@Vales55]

This is what happens when you don't take Basement Jesus with you to watch over you during the procedure and post-op.

[@Saintbow]

As my dad always said "If the VC, Agent orange, and kids could not kill me, the VA will..."

[@katg9507]

My dad too..

[@17luckynumbers]

When my dad (Korean War Vet) was really sick and no health insurance (turned out to be cancer) I said let's go to the VA... Hell No! I'll pay! He paid alright! $6000. a day just for being in a bed in ICU!!! All and all the bills where over $150,000. No chemo or radiation thank God! The tumor was infact, just burst through his colon wall. Could've bought a nice old crack house!🤣

[@chriswheeler1677]

“We replaced your heart with a baked potato” that is the most accurate representation of my VA you experience South Park

[@Uncle_Bob_K]

I love how they actually put a "VETERAN" label on him.

[@South_Ga_mafia]

@pado joe biden - but they only gave him 10 pills of oxy. noones getting addicted on that amount

[@South_Ga_mafia]

@pado joe biden -i like dukes of hazzard territory personally

[@nunya9555]

"We can fuck this one up boys", then adds veteran label

[@nomprenom9337]

It's the equivalent of : "Carefully he's a hero"

[@714_kx]

"What are you doing?" *"Just listening to a guy talking about how his pp hurts"*

[@gregorystell6858]

Well least he didn't catch gonorrhea like how most that live in the barracks get

[@lucassolomon1079]

Why pp hurt?

[@beaulaplume]

@@lucassolomon1079 Um....idk....did you watch ANY of the video?

[@beaulaplume]

@@KD-wl3fk yup...ok then 👌

[@zack4life346]

Idk just normal shit tbh

[@thowaho8922]

Nurse: "This is my first time removing a catheter, do you have any tips for me Doctor?" Doctor: "Well, did you ever start a chainsaw?"

[@looinrims]

“Ya ever use anal beads on someone incorrectly?”

[@carlosavila2787]

Funny shit dude

[@308dad8]

😂

[@AlucardTheDemon]

This made me recoil and curl up, i could feel that bro

[@ryanvargas4889]

“VETERAN” sticker = Liver not donation candidate.

[@tony_fanta]

nah, second hand liver

[@ClarkKent_13]

I love how they stuck a tag on your sweater that said "Veteran" lol

[@August_Fields]

That's so none of them can start pretending to play doctor with the pretty nurses.

[@ClarkKent_13]

@@August_Fields the VA takes all the fun out of everything. Lol 😆

[@slabriprock5329]

Just to make sure he wasn't som confused veterinarian that wandered in.

[@lewiswhite95]

That has thrown me off, just for a covid check. Lol and they made Him VA property.

[@douglasanderson1151]

I was 🤔 the same thing 😂

[@thomasohanlon1060]

The one down vote is from whom ever pulled his catheter out.

[@RetroMMA]

Well, now it's X#... what is this? A tug of war?

[@ElderGrimm1994]

I've had a catheter before. 10/10 would not recommend.

[@brentkeller3826]

@@RetroMMA Catheter team: "I'm pulling for peewee!"

[@kurtrominger2348]

They have to deflate the catheter first.

[@Zoomandboom93]

I had a “line of duty” nutsack injury. Weapon retention training and my nuts fell into a empty holster.. the guy with the empty holster slammed me onto the ground and crushed my junk in the holster. I had to go to the ER because they thought I had a hernia or twisted testicles. I immediately threw up and couldn’t stand, crouch, or sit without being in pain. Just bruised my testicle lol

[@ecthelion83]

testicular torsion is a medical emergency and presents similarly to how you did (can't stand, sit, crouch, etc. without pain centered on/around testicular tract; N/V or nausea & vomiting is also a common symptom; injuries like yours can also actually cause torsion) which is probably why the ER people first thought of that and hernias (FYI - testicular torsion, if not treated immediately, has a very high risk of testicular loss; 50% if not treated within 12 hours, 90% chance of loss if not treated within 24 hours, and nearly 100% chance of loss after 24 hours, and while loss of one testicle is not the end of the world, often damage to one testicle also has effects on the other)

[@lukehinkle9614]

Let's start a punk rock band and call it "Inflamed Wang."

[@TheViking-lh7oy]

That’s a great idea

[@slabriprock5329]

"inflamed wang chung"

[@charliefromstarkvillemissi1852]

How about “Attack the Homeless”?

[@scatterbraintech7923]

Aktually that band already exists. I saw them LAST March. They opened for Satans Anus.

[@AXXEMEASE]

Woo pain

[@Rollo753]

This is a family show... “SMOOTH BAAALLLSS”

[@josephquinn7920]

Bowling balls

[@jportega9404]

I feel like these VA horror stories should be a show on Vet TV. Like a hilarious twisted Grey's Anatomy

[@Ashtor1337]

That would be great.

[@Old_B52H_Gunner]

I’m disabled now, and have congestive heart failure now due to the VA screwing up my leg over 30 years ago, allowing an infection to form in my bone marrow that got into my heart, and killing the tissue in my aortic valve. So I hope you never need to use the VA again.

[@looinrims]

Did you sue them?

[@Old_B52H_Gunner]

@@looinrims cant

[@looinrims]

@@Old_B52H_Gunner that’s bullshit, sorry

[@jamessanders8895]

God bless you and thank you for your service!

[@Old_B52H_Gunner]

@@jamessanders8895 thanks.

[@Gunboy122]

Shoulda been renamed "I must pee, but I have no ween" or "Man's descent into madness in his search for peener numbing drugs"

[@citizen4278]

^ Harlan approved comment.

[@humbleclay79]

"You all right in there?" "Yeah, for a man pissing razor blades." ~ The Green Mile

[@charliethedoomslayer2793]

thought the same thing.

[@sometimesfunny681]

"I guess I have two hernias", flashback to when he tried to lift the concrete steps....I can deadlift 430lbs no biggy

[@austinpresley6187]

That's the first thing I thought of. Mark one up for This Old Crack House, bathroom carpet, and basement Jesus.

[@sometimesfunny681]

@@austinpresley6187 needs a straining compilation

[@AngryCops]

this is why i read the comments. you guys think of things i have forgotten

[@sometimesfunny681]

Love your stuff man.

[@austinpresley6187]

@@sometimesfunny681 hhunnnngst, I can't lift this. I can deadlift ___ lbs.

[@dylanlafreniere3479]

The “not for sale V.A property” is amazing hilarious.

[@effdiffeyeno171]

Manscaped can rest assured that their products are being advertised correctly. Heal quickly, big fella.

[@August_Fields]

I tried it once and apparently my pubes are made of stainless steel. Would not recommend! 😲

[@bobfarr8822]

They pulled that catheter like they were trying to pull start a deuce and a half. Lmao

[@steeveomcjameson8673]

Pretty much

[@AngryCops]

start a gas powered chain saw

[@Andrew-th8jk]

@@AngryCops it was an antifa medic, they where trying to sabotage you

[@austindennis5375]

I pray to basement jesus that you recover well.

[@steeveomcjameson8673]

Praise Jeebus!!

[@austindennis5375]

@@steeveomcjameson8673 HALLELUJAH!!!!!!!

[@pscoolguy]

Basement Jesus should have been looking out for him! "This Old Crack House," is probably is what caused him to have those three hernias. Sham on, sham on Private.

[@RealDivaBoy]

I freaking love occasionally binge watching your videos You've got an awesome personality, keep it up!

[@17luckynumbers]

That's what I'm doing right now! My favorite is “This Old Crack House.” 🤣 I LOVE when he prays/talks to basement Jesus! 🙏🏻❤️🇺🇸

[@0000mot]

My Father says "This is only the beginning of many MANY more horrors." I've been a good son to my Father for 25 years been taking care of the man since I was fifteen, as I've seen the VA runs on its own-time and changes policy at the drop of a hat. Good luck to you Sergeant I'll be praying for you.

[@ryan11bravo56]

Combat Craig KZbin

[@LGPanthers1]

Good Man, Moseley

[@thepotato9317]

"look at what they did to me, manscaped" "There's no taper, no fade"

[@skuzlebut82]

Peeing sucks after having a catheter removed. I imagine that when whomever took it out, they ripped it out like they're trying to crack and whip.

[@AngryCops]

or start a lawnmower

[@tntzimmerman9552]

Who are we kidding, weed eater .

[@son_of_caesar8908]

They must not have deflated the anchor balloon all the way before taking it out, also they may have just pulled it too hard. That's horrible man, damn!

[@MrJerrodricketts]

@@AngryCops I had a military nurse remove mine. She tried to tell me to relax and breathe and yanked that shit like she was going to pull start the fucking core of the earth do we all didn't die. I grunted loud and she asked if it hurt. I said "no, but what if it hot tangled with something? I'd have a backwards dick". They drugged me to sleep. 😂

[@yaboileeroy3038]

@@AngryCops That mental image made my pee pee hurt Jesus

[@chancecantdance406]

Right after the part with him sitting at home talking about his urethra KZbin was nice enough to give me an ad for Cox internet. Fucking incredible

[@username8129]

Dirtbag private didn't do enough shamming, if you have hernias.

[@ABulgrin84]

I can’t tell if the “Not for sale” on his gown, was for the gown, or AC. Like “This patient should not be sold”

[@michaelreetz7026]

why not both

[@claytonmachine12]

Its the VA.........Its probably for the Patient

[@Adam-pd3sm]

My wife took me to the VA emergency room... once. When we left a few hours later she cried and said "They really don't give a shit about you guys". I told her "Its when they stop talking to you that problems start".

[@308dad8]

Mine kibra understands too, having sat in the ER with me my first visit to the VA and 6 hours after the X Rays confirmed my elbow broke off and went into my tricep they finally moved me up the list ahead of the guy who’s Motrin prescription expired and told me to come back and see orthopedic the following business day. No shit I had to wait a week to get my broken arm addressed.

[@gideonbeath-kelham5412]

Out of character he seems like the nicest person ever. Love your videos. Keep it up. HOORAH

[@emdowww9150]

This is the only person I can watch talk about he's pee pee for 14 minutes and not get bored or feel weird

[@Get_It_Back_In_Blood]

I like how the SCP Foundation is interested in DS. Makes me wonder if he's an SCP....hmmmmmm?

[@idonkat6097]

Same

[@kingfloridaman5274]

@@Get_It_Back_In_Blood he is they are just too scared to get him

[@vashxux]

The VA is actually a SCP that lives on the suffering of botched medical care

[@kingfloridaman5274]

@@vashxux why does it make sense

[@stevewright8284]

the VA new slogan “come for the surgery, stay for the catheter fuck up”

[@Clauds1005]

"VA PROPERTY NOT FOR SALE" Dang and I was looking forward to buying him

[@mitchmac9287]

They come used. But u get a free manscape shaver if u buy 1 with the gown @angrycops approved this message

[@AngryCops]

im out of your price range

[@drfye]

@@AngryCops Pfft.....for now.

[@essayons8788]

@@AngryCops damaged goods are always cheaper

[@cl5314]

@@AngryCops damaged weiner, half off

[@banesbox]

All that yelling & push-ups tore you up. I had two myself but the VA had the local hospital do mine thank goodness. I can’t believe you were up walking around after your surgery. Glad you recovered.

[@ubpoperator6649]

VA staff: “how far do you think I can stick this paper clip in his urethra lol”

[@brentiers]

I love how your chest plainly states that you're VA property.

[@jacobdeline1661]

The shave job looks like you went to the veterinarian.

[@Braeden123698745]

How much hair do you have to have before they put a cone on you. I think AC is over the limit

[@SarahDiSalvo]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Moonsauc3]

This video consisted of me cringing uncontrollably while awkwardly laughing and the transition between the two was painful

[@floridacooking7018]

The military has a motto “it works just not well”

[@SoHDrxy]

"Good 'nuff"

[@scrimmybingus8972]

"I went to the VA and all i got was a bra made of hair and a scratched up pee hole" lmfao, feel better dude

[@jackmarston7644]

Commenting for algorithm and to let you know you got ads.

[@AngryCops]

This guy deserves a POB. Commenting just to add to the engagement. DBP approves of this sham

[@grefarious6140]

Sham on private.

[@joebarthram596]

Sham on

[@2adave]

I know the pain of a messed up pee hOle. The catheter life is not a fun one.

[@aaronrobles8626]

Sham on.

[@geoffrey6000]

Dude, this is, without a doubt, the best video you have ever put out.

[@robertcole9391]

VA Dr doing exploratory surgery is like sending a private out on a landnav coarse. LOL.. Scary thought.

[@matjesstulletyp7643]

He knows too well how that one can fail

[@vonpredator]

Doctors are Officers... it would be a Lt on a LandNav.... God Help AC!

[@robertcole9391]

@@vonpredator LMAO! No shit! Excuse me.. be right back.. Need to go make a new 2nd Lt. Give me a few minutes.

[@yeenish9]

"Trying to keep this as a family show." *flashbacks to how many times sergeant said fuck*

[@Nick-bb4nk]

My man literally flashed his shaved pubes

[@Steelersince89]

I'm emotionally invested in the future of AC's urethra now.

[@effdiffeyeno171]

It's a rollercoaster ride.

[@____MC____]

@@effdiffeyeno171 has its up's and downs for sure....

[@Gutslinger]

Man, this takes me back to my first and only experience having surgery 5 years ago, when I was 24.. Not VA related, and it was just appendicitis. But I was scared out of my mind at the thought of being put under. The thought and sight of shots, incisions, and surgery make me nearly pass out for some reason. To be honest, getting put under was nothing to be afraid of, after having experienced it. But when I came to after surgery, I was being pulled up into a sitting position, and I was coughing like crazy. Coughing up phlegm and blood. Apparently the breathing tube was too big for my esophagus or something. My dad showed up, and we looked at the patch work, in which I said, "They shaved me." The nurse lady joked, saying "I was going to make a little heart." (They shaved me on the operating table while I was out.) As I laid there recovering, they started talking about my blood pressure being low and my heart rate being high. They were concerned that my coughing may had ruptured some of the internal stitching and that I was internally bleeding. So they wanted to immediately go back in and check. I probably hadn't even been awake for an hour, and I had to quickly sign papers so they could put me under and go back in. They wanted be to empty my bladder into one of those bottles beforehand, so they pulled the curtain around my bed. I started pissing in that bottle, and started wincing and I kept saying "Feels like I'm pissing fire." Lol I had no clue that they put a catheter in me, and no one told me in that moment that that's why it felt that way. I quickly proceeded with the second surgery. This time, I woke up more graciously than the first time. The nurse told me that that time, they used a breathing tube that was typically used for pregnant women. Apparently, I didn't tear any stitches. But they wanted to monitor me, so I had to stay overnight. It was probably a terrible experience, when compared to the average experience with that specific surgery. But as someone who fears things related to shots and surgeries, it wasn't bad. Though the coughing part was uncomfortable, there was nothing worth fearing. I was way more miserable before surgery.

[@sneakyrippah]

Ur little drill sergeant senses aren’t tingling right now.

[@thexnut3582]

They're stinging instead

[@RockHudrock]

I LITERALLY laughed and cried during this. Everyone who has used the VA can relate on some level with the F-duppedness of this!

[@308dad8]

Go to Memphis VA? Increase your life insurance. That’s all I’m saying.

[@SSgtPayne-jv3qv]

Nurse: *tears out catheter* AC: “something bit me!”

[@TheParkRangerFoxbeary]

I feel so bad for u. I just got surgery too. At least we were asleep when they did it! Get better soon. Also, I’m in the police explorer program and am joining the national guard next year! Thanks for your content and congrats on 1M subs! You deserve it! (:

[@british1139]

"Not that scary"? They minced up your kid spitter bro, that's some scary shit.

[@mr.boxh3ad931]

Oi I'm bri'ish stop takin the pass out of me mate.

[@InvadersMC]

@@mr.boxh3ad931 you're not even british, you're some 13 year old american

[@mr.boxh3ad931]

@@InvadersMC Where did I say I was? Are you dumb?

[@winnietheboogaloo4584]

"First time using the VA" Vet who has PTSD and a slew of problems: OOOH THIS IS GONNA BE SWEEEET

[@Choppingwood83]

Lolz read my rant further down its a goodie.

[@Inuko15]

Thank you for your service. My husband is also a veteran with PTSD and I keep him as far away from the VA outpatient clinics as possible. Our hospital in Lake Nona however, is pretty good! He’s been in several outpatient clinics and has had to change doctors until I finally snapped at them lol.

[@mertz313]

As a nurse, I can assure you everything you described is universal and not just present in the VA unfortunately:(

[@behoushi]

Fellow nurse here. This is sadly everywhere

[@mertz313]

@Roman von Ungern Sternberg Too many reasons to type tbh

[@RhinoDookie]

@@mertz313 Fuck it, make a TikTok (I'm kidding, thank you for your service)

[@manictiger]

PSA: Don't text and use sharp objects on patients at the same time.

[@cslpchr]

Can we all get an amen for the fall of his little soldier?

[@iamaloafofbread8926]

F

[@noonkrabit1374]

F

[@ImperialCub]

F

[@Awkwardly_Funny]

I had surgery for kidney stones at Camp Lester. Long story short- I had to do that pee before you leave thing. They didn’t tell me it would hurt so bad and I ended up peeing all over the floor walls and toilet as I screamed at the top of my lungs and trashed around

[@taxcollector8597]

How long did it last

[@U39I]

@@taxcollector8597 I once had a transurethral kidney stone removal, and the pain and blood lasted for about 3 days.

[@Serenade2461]

The 10 different facial expressions when he says ".........Ladies" just killed me. I hope you feel better soon AC. Rest up and stop trying to lift concrete stairs!!

[@raygun23]

He’s a guy that manages to make a hospital visit hilarious, just by being there.

[@RetroMMA]

The biggest problem with the VA is the admin section: *ahem* Certain women who love the check but hate the work...

[@cavalrytrooper3247]

Facts

[@cavalrytrooper3247]

@pado joe biden the VA is a skit

[@Angel_423]

@pado joe biden imaginary??

[@JohnSmith-qg4zm]

Remember "I'm not a doctors in real life but I do play one at the VA" OOOOOYEAH!!!

[@ChrisJones-fm6wp]

@pado joe biden its not the nurses. Its the people in all the offices pushing paperwork and answering phones.

[@brentkeller3826]

"Soldier, we're gonna turn you into a hideous cyborg!" "I thought I was here for hernia surgery!"

[@longbow6416]

Enter Blood Dragon refernces!

[@brentkeller3826]

@@longbow6416 "Mark four style!"

[@devonschnoor3239]

LBJ: I understand you were shot. Where were you hit? AC: Torn urethra sir LBJ: I’d kind of like to see that wound

[@AntiPredatorz]

😏😮😮

[@sargentdoggo297]

*No*

[@boblynch2802]

This is really the calmest I have seen him

[@-Clinton-]

Omg, every time he was talking about how they messed up his pee hole and how he had to stick the lidocaine up there, I couldn't help but hurt down there myself.

[@howiedavis2316]

As a disabled air force vet with a good 15+ Military and VA surgeries under his belt ( not literally lol) , proud of ya bud. Have never had a problem at all with the VA medical staff, they are great in my book.

[@308dad8]

What VA are you using? The rest of us want to know.

[@howiedavis2316]

@@308dad8 I'm in Myrtle Beach, SC, but at that time I was driving to the /Charleston SC, VA medical center. Which one Angry Cops went to? I'm not sure lol

[@janedoe6181]

@@howiedavis2316 He said he was at the Buffalo, NY VA.

[@lucasaccount573]

Does the “VA PROPERTY NOT FOR SALE” apply to Rich or the gown? Or is it both? Edit: I also enjoy how the VA is just all the worst parts of public healthcare

[@nexusdrop7863]

Pretty sure they don't care about the patient so it must be the gown.

[@demi-doll-animege-sama]

I was thinkin of jokes too

[@brentrichards1200]

The VA is government-run healthcare.

[@demi-doll-animege-sama]

@Austin Garner I can see the humor in it

[@lucasaccount573]

@@brentrichards1200 public healthcare means healthcare run by a government as a public service

[@Fau1ted]

As someone that has had 10 surgeries in my 17-year long life, this sounds much worse than all mine.

[@TBone4Breakfast]

Jesus man. Best of luck to ya

[@Fau1ted]

@@TBone4Breakfast Thank you man and best of luck to you to.

[@spencerhighley4231]

"In this weeks episode of The Untold Storys of the ER" "Vet goes in for a hernia, finds out he has 3!...and leaves with a urethra that somebody field stripped and shoved a wire brush up it like it was some Veitnamese rifle barrel caked with mud for 30 years" 😂😂

[@bauman198765]

Hey at least they fixed yours, I had a VA “doctor” who had supposedly been doing hernia surgeries for decades check me out and tell me I had zero hernias and that the hernia symptoms I had must be something else. I went and got a second opinion and within 5 minutes they found that I had 3 rather severe hernias... thanks VA

[@igorhump]

AC: What makes the grass grow? Recruit: W-E-E-E-N-E-R BLOOD DRILL SERGEANT

[@JulieParker-z4i]

Thanks!

[@ryana3679]

Nurse tries to Pull Start him like a chainsaw. Now when he pees he screams like a chainsaw.

[@kaleckton]

Going to the VA is like going to your drunk Uncle who claimed to have been a field Dr with a million stories that may have molested you when you were younger but somehow has a solution to everything and while it's all questionable it's at least free and the pain usually short half the time.

[@emdowww9150]

This guy just had a surgery and he's worried about peeing and still making jokes, this is the kind of DS that makes want to enlist. btw I'm wearing headphones and your mic sounds so good, what mic you use dude. Jeez it's like if I were in the same room as u.

[@davidjones56]

I think when a veteran goes under at the VA they immediately access all surveys you completed. Jokes on them, I don't do those surveys.

[@308dad8]

That would explain a LOT

[@howdoilogin]

The first recorded instance in history of the VA doing something other than giving someone Motrin and telling them to hydrate.

[@keithmichael9965]

"VA PROPERTY. DO NOT SELL." That's a t shirt we all need.

[@kalebmantegani5922]

What I learned from this: don’t get a hernia

[@bobzilla6618]

🤣🤣🤣

[@michaelreetz7026]

Wait you had to LEARN that

[@cookingonthecheapcheap6921]

I am also one with the umbilical hernia pain. Had my gallbladder pack it in when I was working remote. Got flown out by the Royal Flying Doctors on Wednesday, operated on me Thursday. The doctor was like "I'll fix up that hernia while you're here as well". I was released the next day and was back at work on Monday. I'm luckier than yourself though. My chest didn't look like one side of a hook and loop system lol. Love the channel.

[@formallyknownasj.a.2074]

Too bad Angry Drill Sgt wasn’t there during Post Op, that would have straightened them out and been hilarious. Hope you you pee well brotha.

[@davidmeyer6908]

His knife hands would have been cutting deeper than the surgeon's scalpel.

[@bighobo7745]

@Joshua Simkins Clear headed and logical knife hand hits in a different way than those dudes tho.

[@Stag15L]

I've had kidney stones as well as a hernia repair. You sir have my deepest sympathy. I truly know your pain

[@waysidetundra3352]

"were you stabbed or did you visit the VA?" "Both at the same time"

[@Angel2043-w3s]

The VA saved my life. I got blader cancer from AO and as soon as they cought it I was in surgery. They had to block me rather than put me out. I am familiar with the foley. You are lucky your prostrate was not hurt.

[@colzaidikari]

I'm freaking dieing 😂, somehow they shaved you a bra using your chest hair.

[@bigd2829]

I was thinking that too lol

[@Morbieman]

Man, that catheter game is awful. Nurse: *yanks out catheter like pull starting an old lawn mower* Go pee AC AC: *pisses blood* Is this normal? Nurse: "This is fine, just wait here"

[@Jamesdukeofbuffalo-valonder]

Thank you for the mental imagery.

[@cautiouslyoptimistic1962]

Hilarious!! Like an old lawn mower.. LMAO!!

[@manictiger]

Could be worse. I had to drill out some rivets to work on my lawn mower. Imagine that, a nurse with a drill staring at your wing ding...

[@cautiouslyoptimistic1962]

@@manictiger LOL..ok.. pokin' out the minds eye.. OWWW that is painful to even visualize.

[@manictiger]

@@cautiouslyoptimistic1962 It's even worse when you realize a drill bit would snag, twist and tear it to pieces in a very messy fashion.

[@mitchmac9287]

I didn't know drill sergeants weren't invincible.

[@waysidetundra3352]

Did you even watch full metal jacket?

[@mitchmac9287]

@@waysidetundra3352 Lee em didn't die. He went onto the next class of disgusting privates in the sky!!

[@disposablehero4911]

Drill Sergeants aren't people.

[@JericoLionhearth]

They had to use diamond tip and kryptonite infused medical equipment.

[@devins4081]

As a kid being in n out of the Va with my dad, brother Im still planning to serve but I’ll be damned if I go to the VA for me medical needs🤣🤣

[@Nobodythatmatter]

3 minutes in there's so much talk about shaving and it hasn't turned into an advertising for manscape especially to talk about the nurses comment. Seems like a missed opportunity