My friend got burned on social media for pigging out at the buffet I booked.

[@nancysternberg]

Now why do you want to attend a wedding of someone you do not know?

[@williamkowalchik572]

The after party.

[@ahtamclovin]

I’m done being your friend! … promise?

[@nancysternberg]

Why are you going to a high school dropout for money?

[@Canada-j6r]

Last story. Why does she call her stepmother auntie? Asian thing?

[@williamkowalchik572]

When you travel overseas you normally have to have a return ticket.

[@DavidSeesholtz]

You can't buy a one way ticket at each side? Never traveled before, so I wondered. Or is it cheaper to buy round trip?