My Girlfriend is Trans But I'm Not Gay

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[@religionoffreedom]

Best JP skit yet

[@JSBach-jd1ri]

Hysterical guys!😂 Dunno about ya'll...But I just can't get enough of omegas, who *call* themselves "alphas", who don't have an ounce of self awareness, while submitting to betas, who lead them around by the nose, into the land of the absurd...😏👌

[@PresidentKamalaHarris.]

I’m really disappointed in you. You took the low road. You chose to dress and act this way. This does nothing to help both the lgbt and the conservative community. Sell out like Tyler Perry

[@hutiituh9880]

GOLD

[@user-iu5hs1vy3q]

While I agree that this is not a straight relationship, but JP and the people in the comments seriously think that there is no difference between (a man who is only attracted to other man) and (a man who is attracted to woman and transwoman but not other man) for them this considered the same?

[@alexandercaffrey865]

“He’s attracted to my femininity, which makes me so hard” That line definitely had me choking.

[@CharChar51]

.............you choked on a tootsie roll................

[@aussiecath]

Same 🤣🤣🤣

[@gamessongs2762]

LOL!!

[@Scifi4life]

Choking on what?

[@only2genders02]

@@Scifi4life A she-nise. Lul

[@WayTooSuppish]

This is top notch acting too LMAO IDK how JP manages to keep a "straight" face with that lovely feminine temptress next to him LMAO.

[@jimburg621]

I'd sure like to see the bloopers, they have got to be cracking up, so for JP to keep that straight face, is really amazing.

[@PresidentKamalaHarris.]

@@jimburg621 I’m sure his wife and kid appreciates this. You conservatives sure do have double standards

[@user-ij6qt8nt6x]

@@PresidentKamalaHarris. WE JUST LOVE HOW OBVIOUSLY OBLIVIOUS THESE ANTI PEOPLE ARE...

[@Steve.Cutler]

I'm sure there were some bloopers! I'd love to see those!!😂

[@PresidentKamalaHarris.]

@@user-ij6qt8nt6x no. I think you conservatives like doing this stuff behind closed doors and use comedy as a deflection

[@adiew4026]

“I know you’re a woman because you told me to think that” 😂😂😂

[@JustIsTime890]

Yeah, the "alfa male" 😂

[@user-jh7nc3pv8h]

I know...LMAO too!

[@sirloin9348]

It's so nice when alpha males tell us they're alpha males, otherwise we'd never know they're alpha males.

[@Aps2145]

Exactly

[@arlenbernardez701]

😂

[@FNBAWFE]

Just got to make sure everyone knows they're a manly man 😂

[@JuanAppleseed-ge6tb]

This is both hilarious because of how funny it is, and concerning because of how accurate it is.

[@Hentai-Semite]

Since Biden started to pretend to be president everyone in your country can pretend whatever they want to be.

[@PresidentKamalaHarris.]

It’s not funny. He does it because he likes it

[@truthwarrior2727]

Your right it’s not funny it’s friggin hilarious because it’s on point

[@PresidentKamalaHarris.]

@@truthwarrior2727 ‘it’s on point’ that’s your excuse huh? I think there’s something else going on behind the scenes if you like seeing these two guys act like this

[@BlackhaloZ]

But also a little bit sad, at how necessary it is, to illustrate the stupidity of the T agenda.

[@MikeSmith-ww8ci]

50% funny and 50% creepy

[@devinrobinsonx4442]

It became 20/70 when I saw the real interview it came from🤣

[@tonymaccaroni5744]

100 % funny 100 % disgusting

[@FriendlyEvangelist]

Hahahahahaha😂😂😂😂😂

[@theunclejesusshow8260]

🌠🤣

[@theunclejesusshow8260]

​@devinrobinsonx4442 Sounds about right 😬🤯🤣

[@kimzufall822]

I think it's admirable that Jason isn't jealous that Julie has more hair on her chest than he has. That's true love.

[@Harley_Girl68]

Hahaha 😂 😅 for some reason I found that hilarious!

[@worsethanhitlerpt.2539]

If your girlfriend is Trans youre prob. a guest on Jerry Springer

[@Val-rv2xb]

It’s so sad and scary that some people really act like this.

[@biffdanielson2820]

I'm always astonished at how JP keeps himself from being banned.

[@jamesage24]

💯 Same with Salty Cracker.

[@roxanneweichinger9318]

😂He really has to be careful not to slip up so he doesn’t get cancelled out, this way he can milk the madness that is going on in the world right now for all that it’s worth.

[@mr.hoppelelefant2350]

He's supporting the woke agenda like Randy Marsh sarcasm ball

[@katcankan7129]

​Exactly...I wonder why 🤔

[@sarahdixon6011]

He's clever.

[@johncheresna]

This world is beyond help.

[@MeasuredFlat]

Nah, just separate yourself from the world

[@christopherjoy2872]

Negative. Jesus

[@jackielogan9104]

the West is dead

[@AgentJamesBond]

Doesn't happen in every country ☝️

[@darioz5894]

Correction, the Western World

[@miggs80]

“I was a tight end”…..smacks butt “I’ll say”. 😂

[@user-dk6ee8qr5d]

Lol😂

[@wake-upwednesdaypodcast]

I’m still rolling

[@NexusDarkworld338]

They actually expect straight men to do this nowadays, no thank you, please be happy, but don't expect our participation.

[@MrsLadan]

"I know you're a woman because you told me to think that"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Artinusxxi]

I died laughing when he said that. lmao

[@lovelyplace1937]

lol

[@jasonwilson6062]

That's pretty much the woke world now

[@rinan4058]

best line

[@kemsthegreat]

The fact that he didn't even put an effort to do a higher pitch of his voice is golden. LMAO!!!

[@classygary]

Who ? 🤣

[@kim.aka.kimomu]

Or shave his beard 😝

[@tinacedillo1665]

You guys are geniuses! Your sarcasm is hilarious😂😂😂 Like a tootsie roll got me!! 😅😅😅

[@user-ml7kb8uj3z]

Hii

[@bekytwining2522]

Thank you for showing how despicable and ridiculous those people are and trying to force on us their madness!!!!!!

[@nomadicsoul34]

" i know that you're a woman because you told me you are "

[@hectthorno584]

"Because you told me to think that" 😂

[@anne19geronimo90]

😂😂😂😂

[@tammi67able]

Lol

[@MarkP-us1mb]

Every time we has sex it smells like 💩..No 💩...

[@obsz7785]

😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

[@wardinman9755]

Thats what happens when you drink bud light

[@joe3009]

😂

[@edwardfaris8516]

Funny...they both taste like s#!$...

[@rc9648]

😂

[@dreamarcher4018]

It's better than kool-aid!

[@brownsuga]

I agree 😂

[@erikgosiak3448]

I like that it’s so over the top yet accurate!!😂😂

[@ntokozomzimela1934]

I'm loving "Julie"😂

[@banks5539]

I love how confident they are as men, that they’re able to act this out. So great! 😂

[@mleszzor6866]

Hell yeah!

[@user-yc5um2pl5v]

Great test for masculine confidence. I failed miserably even watching it all!

[@monicaminogue604]

yes.... THESPIANS

[@TheEyez187]

Yeah, insecure {straight} guys could never do this; not even just portraying the JP's male role!

[@danielo.3737]

Priceless! 🤣🤣😂

[@sux666]

That part when he said "I'm a woman" while peeing standing in the backyard killed me 😂😂😂😂

[@Psychiatricnerd]

🤣

[@Mocha4Man]

"Julie" should have been a Black TransWoman!

[@ChevyConQueso]

That was my favorite part. 😂

[@marcmartel7542]

It brings back memory of the video about the transgender in Olympic swimming.

[@ShawnShipstad]

I do not get it at all. Oh well.

[@Midwinter2]

"I know you're a woman 'cause you just told me to think that." LOL

[@nadiawilliams5865]

BAHAHAHAHAHA this is brilliant!! 🤣🤣 Thank you for showin some sanity through satire!

[@officialfable196]

I literally saw a couple, both were men, both identified as female, and both identified as lesbian…this world is so confused

[@judybrannen]

No, this world is so depraved.

[@rjabraham]

Ahhh, the mental gymnastics of it all. 😒 ✌🏼

[@woofwoof9647]

Hoomans are 🌰🥜🌰🥜 🐾🐾 🐺

[@Mattology1]

​@@woofwoof9647what? Humans are onion peanut onion peanut paw prints wolf ?

[@gifthorse3675]

Social media did this

[@BlessedJess55]

If you have to say you're an "alpha male" you are in fact NOT an alpha 😂

[@zaydeshaddox7015]

If he says he's an alpha male and he can kick YOUR ass all over town, then as far as you are concerned, he is an alpha male.

[@alexisalexander9037]

Truth!

[@user-dv9xx3yy8v]

Agreed, him being defensive was so funny

[@zaydeshaddox7015]

@@user-dv9xx3yy8v yeah, people like you are obviously not very good at understanding other people. You just make your judgment and go with it.

[@zaydeshaddox7015]

Just so you know, the Jesse dude has done time in prison, which means he's been through some rough times. He's probably taken a few beatdowns and done some beating down. Ex-cons tend to have a cruder way of expressing themselves. You guys just sit there at your keyboards thinking you know everything and laughing at things you have no understanding of.

[@322History]

'Don't you guys have a class action lawsuit against you?' That look as you said 'Not yet.' slayed me. Brilliant video best laugh I've had in weeks 🤣🤣

[@timothysawers1224]

The world seriously needs more of this lighthearted and transparent humor right now. This is so good and hilarious about a serious and uncomfortable topic for everyone.

[@fapuritykagendo1809]

Perhaps humor will demonstrate how ridiculous the whole thing is!

[@TRC296]

“I too, prefer my women with a hotdog that matches mine. Swordfighting is so fun.”

[@mrmr5580]

😂

[@PresidentKamalaHarris.]

⁠@@profileone5655???So you are in a relationship with another man

[@ebriggs3498]

🎶“I like my women…a little on the trashy side.” 🎶

[@kristenb5177]

🤢🤮

[@JAMZ1960]

😂❤

[@blokectomy4267]

My dog is a cat,but it identifies as a goldfish

[@JustFiddler]

😅

[@xbhendrix]

Dude.... you speak Dog?

[@blokectomy4267]

@@xbhendrix goldfish,duh 🙄

[@anne19geronimo90]

😂😂😂 hahah

[@ronjon7942]

But what gender?

[@juliepayne7477]

Like a tootsie roll had me in the floor.🤣🤣🤣🤣I can’t breathe.

[@user-dk6ee8qr5d]

Lol😂

[@lovelyplace1937]

lol

[@keiko909]

If you have to tell people that you’re “alpha”….. you probably aren’t after all 😂

[@VincenzoPentangeli]

"you're kind of acting homophobic towards yourself" ROFL! OMG this is the funniest bit yet!

[@zuzanaxyz8866]

It’s also very truthful in many cases 😕.

[@exquisitebiscuit]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂 Thank you! As a woman, I appreciate the work you do!!!!

[@Lightworket222]

“Like a tootsie roll”!! 😂😂😂

[@alexralston22]

Julie peeing standing up while saying he is a women was the best part 😅

[@cjcjcjdidoxo]

sadly trans women say “normalize the bulge" which makes me sick to my stomach as a woman. like, no thanks! pls don’t normalize the bulge or whatever that means… that is not "girlhood" or "womanhood" 😭😭😭😭

[@posdos6677]

I CRYIED 🤣

[@jonhohensee3258]

alexralston22 - a WOMAN

[@radmiketv7211]

Women is plural meaning more than one, so woman 🤣🤣

[@jonhohensee3258]

@@radmiketv7211 👍

[@nata94441]

“I hold a doll for 2 sec and my parents put me immediately on hormones” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Mc___1994]

Did they? take a look at that beard 😂

[@alenerogers]

You have bad parents

[@lovelyplace1937]

yup

[@WonderfulSurfboards-rw9hu]

WTF

[@iscaylis]

@@Mc___1994well they didn’t specify which hormones

[@phanders6236]

they legit look cute together and seem really into it good for them

[@PG143JP]

OMG These two together 👏👏 A TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART 😂🤣😂🤣

[@CountryLifeEngland]

I can’t stop laughing 😅😅😅😂

[@aktuellyattee8265]

"She educated me" lmaoooooooo

[@ronnie926]

He misspelled brainwashed, happens to the best of us

[@spartacusrebellion7099]

A true "alpha male" let's his boyfriend educate him 🫠

[@144Jericho]

She indoctrinated me

[@PresidentKamalaHarris.]

@@spartacusrebellion7099it’s not her fault if you are susceptible stop trying to blame women for everything

[@PresidentKamalaHarris.]

@@144Jerichothat’s your fault not hers

[@lindastone6868]

So Alpha, that he can't find a real woman!

[@docsavage8640]

And simps for a dude in a dress. So alpha and straight.

[@user-co7fb6qe5w]

Ha ha

[@peposo7]

So Alpha that he couldn't settle for an ordinary woman. Went to the Trans. Because it is hard to find foods that don't have "trans" in it !

[@william_mills]

Are you saying that Julie isn't a "REAL" woman? That's very transphobic!!! (LOL)

[@taylormichellec.6030]

Lol you guys are hilariously mean. Like he's with someone he's likes he's probably bi.

[@CeejayFilmsFanspinePictures]

I know it's a comedic skit but I still can't watch two men behave like this... 😅

[@yans.3908]

It is so obvious you were made for each other... This is soo beautiful!

[@l.m.3699]

Jason stroking Julie’s beard - priceless 😂

[@brandoninhofer6592]

And disturbing at the same time.

[@user-pq9ji7kt4l]

How you can do this with a straight face is unbelievable! 😂

[@davidmaltais2912]

I'm sure they had to redo so many takes XD

[@user-pq9ji7kt4l]

@@davidmaltais2912 lol. I hope so!

[@chrisbelsito4231]

I’d love to see the bloopers

[@kennysboat4432]

"Straight face"

[@PresidentKamalaHarris.]

@@davidmaltais2912I’m sure they like dressing like that and acting like that off camera

[@davidperjesi9404]

Thank you for sharing your story with us ❤ Great example I will send your story to all my friends who has kids in kindergarten. To show that with love everything is possible 🥰

[@darpatriot2285]

This is now my go-to for a laugh. Ive watched this countless times. Thank you JP!

[@FoulOwl2112]

He WAS a tight end. NOW he's a wide receiver.

[@KingStr0ng]

💀

[@ViracochaFI]

🤣🤣

[@Trash-Castle]

Gonna have to figure out different analogies. Football is…for….how do I say this….losers

[@greenrighthand]

@@Trash-Castlewhat? Is this supposed to be funny? Trash.

[@n3vvToo]

😂😂😂

[@user-ld2qx5yw3h]

I like how he has to call himself an alpha male to justify it. Is he still the alpha even though his girlfriend's man parts are bigger than his?

[@gretchengrooms2071]

😂😂😂

[@PresidentKamalaHarris.]

This is your republican commentary this does nothing for your cause

[@VladTepes-SaviorofEurope-mw4uy]

@@PresidentKamalaHarris. It's okay, people can have different opinions. Like some people can accept reality and other prefer to live in delusion.

[@trattogatto]

Men talking about themselves "I am alpha male" are very funny. Even more funny when they build some muscles, they tattoo themselves, and they act bold. That show stinks, I smell insecurity. For me men don't need to display anything, I am a very normal bearded dude, I don't care what people say about my choices, I have my own business because I care my freedom a lot and I don't bow to anyone... am I Alpha? Sigma? Or am I Beta, Gamma? That is up to the others to say, I do what I do.

[@PresidentKamalaHarris.]

@@VladTepes-SaviorofEurope-mw4uy conservatives have double standards. Go watch your Tyler Perry movies

[@johnwalker3620]

Thanks JP for another hilarious video! Keep up the good work!

[@BettyWhite2171]

"You're being homophobic to yourself ". Facts! Why doesn't anybody ever talk about this?

[@bullymaguire9156]

There’s no such thing.

[@BettyWhite2171]

@@bullymaguire9156 Yes there is. A lot actually. This man is clearly that but he thinks it's a bad thing so he won't admit it. Some males who are that way would rather Trans themselves than be called that. It's quite sad, but true.

[@ecv80]

Here's hoping that was sarcasm.

[@aubreynaarcher8916]

​@@bullymaguire9156there is

[@gloriahackler1498]

What?

[@flenif2247]

She WAS a tight end. Now she's a W-I-D-E receiver

[@danlabok7117]

And she holds the record for most receptions in a 60 minute game. Julie is the GOAT!

[@tonymushoborozi5493]

😂

[@mastermanifestornexgen7497]

That was legendary 😂😂😂

[@elisekuby2009]

I doubt it very much! That wide receiver needs daily tending to (if you know my drift) to keep it open!

[@flenif2247]

@@elisekuby2009 do tell. (I'm popping popcorn now)

[@whoknows3972]

Thanking you for the laugh!!

[@dianavoronevich5396]

That's both hilarious and disturbing 😂

[@vio3366]

"somebody put a doll into my arms and I held it for two seconds and my parents immediately put me on hormones " this is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 but unfortunately this is happening nowadays.

[@vio3366]

@@slayonetta Many children are put on hormones before they are 15 years old... It is happening. Some people don't even see a therapist or in other cases they do but they realize they are not even trans but probably depressed or autistic. The woke therapy doesn't work. I'm not saying there are not true trans people out there, of course there are but these days everything is considered gender dysphoria.

[@ElizabethGonzalez-eb3cs]

@@slayonettaSorry to disappoint you sweetie but it definitely is a thing, even teachers are trying to indoctrinate children to confuse them about their gender and make them trans. Some “trans people “ are not even trans and even seem homophobic themselves.

[@zchris87v80]

​@@slayonetta so, in other words, lots of paperwork and background checking in order to get something that people claim anyone can walk into a store and buy without question?

[@tracyisland2236]

@@slayonetta, not true! It would be wonderful if it were. My son was able to get hormone treatment from Planned parenthood without out counciling, or any rational protocol. Just a few questions and a simple physical. Insane!!!!!

[@hexepick8328]

@@slayonetta Every person asking to transition..is like a sacrificial lamp walking into a slaughter house by own choice. It is in simple terms a good opportunity to secure a lot of "income" from one person, while ruining the health physically and creating dependency on doctors and mental health professionals. Some butcher like people jump on this opportunity to ruin other peoples lifes to enrish the "medical community", others try to guide the lamb out of the slaughter house before meeting the butcher. If you think it is difficult to transition, you underestimate peoples greed for money-

[@silashurd3597]

JP has finally taken it to the next level by parodying “Love don’t Judge”😂🌟

[@kickinrocks6055]

It's just nice to see wiener Jesus so happy.

[@aponytale4820]

I wonder how many times these 2 had to stop the clip over and over again.... Is way too funny 😂😂

[@veeallen3353]

You guys are awesome. I think I’ve watched Lady Ballers 10 times and it’s still funny as can be. I love the way you negate everything he says in the commercial. That’s awesome. Keep up the good work.

[@RedroomStudios]

this is one of the most vile and deluded behaviors going on in our world right now. excellent skit to expose the insanity of it.

[@jamesv337]

It's vile for consenting adults to love each other?..

[@mariaimperatricedamore1639]

​@@jamesv337no. To compel others to their own narrative

[@handle1627]

normalization of the LBG stuff is vile

[@MikeTheD]

Jason and Julie are so brave to do what all of mainstream culture instantly adores. Takes courage

[@aerisvulkan2538]

Stunning and brave✨

[@mariaimperatricedamore1639]

That girl Julie is really easy and feminine, maybe it's the thick beard

[@nickcollins9170]

Mainstream culture is not mainstream opinion.

[@Bittersweet.Symphony.]

@@nickcollins9170 Msm is thought control and fear pawn

[@christophernatale7436]

You do realize…….. this is a parody, right?

[@NotTheSameAge]

“That’s a lot to process.” 😅

[@ourlovehowerica]

Nooooooooo you didn’t HAHAHAHAHA absolute Eternity!

[@motherofpigs7916]

Ahahahaha! Tyler Fisher is hilarious! I'm glad you teamed up with him... I mean HER 😂

[@AnxiousStacker]

Oh your just a gender conforming bigot 😉😂

[@salvador.garcia]

Yeah, Tyler's parodies of Jordan Peterson and Trump are awesome xD

[@HaLo_Zz]

Tyler is hilarious. 🎉

[@nathanielbravo4464]

That's Taylor 😂😂😂

[@veganconservative1109]

It. (edit) I mean that is one of the quadrillion genders, right?

[@Kissfan96dr]

"I felt accepted. And that I had complete and total control over Jason and his thoughts." LLLLLOOOOOOLLLL

[@plainseed]

Thats what they means by accepted

[@theloveropecrisdember4712]

This is hysterical and shows how ridiculous the delusion is.

[@ghostboy929]

It's like a tootsie roll LOL

[@grdn02100]

"attention" "control OVER' yeah I think he nailed it.

[@stans5270]

I worked over 25 years as an officer/supervisor in an all male prison. There wasn't ONE MINUTE that I mistook anyone in there as a female/woman. No one did. They tried to say that they were the pitchers and not the catcher. My response was you can't play catch without tossing the ball back and forth. The running joke was to call them "Baby Mamas".

[@HappyForestBridge-zj4yh]

Whenever stuff like this breaks through to the mainstream, I always think back to my time working in a men's prison too. What a human experiment

[@Robert-vf6ny]

One of my favorite movies of all time bro!

[@tbjtbj4786]

You reminded me of the saying. Pitching or catching you're still a (polite vs) fruit

[@ArmyWolves]

😂😂😂😂 The Law and Order clip with Ice T comes to mind... "I've got news for you...that means you're g🅰️y !"

[@tomlord4469]

The only time I questioned my manhood, i was working as the pool boy at the women's prison

[@Afitz2]

“I was a tight end, which is also what he likes about me” 💀

[@NaterBater]

Turn into a wide receiver after awhile

[@Derek_Wyld]

@@NaterBater lmfao 😅

[@MissyMuthaTruckiN]

bruh 🤣

[@fknbastages]

He should have said, "still are".

[@bartmanxoxo]

Somebody asked me when was the last time I had a good Belly Laugh .Today ! This is hysterical 😊

[@harshtimesbartmanxoxo7505]

@MeToo

[@harshtimes7777]

#MeToo

[@wgme86]

I felt accepted and I like I had complete and utter control over Jason and his thoughts

[@isaacpaz9287]

Former trans person now back to my senses and happy about it. You guys are hilarious

[@AbbsOdell13666]

Way to go!! Sorry you didnt have better parents beforehand.

[@isaacpaz9287]

@@AbbsOdell13666 ... excuse me?

[@itsmeshay8089]

Thats such a shallow and baseless statement to make not knowing ANYTHING about the circumstances that he or she may have felt at a point in their life, wtf do the parents have to do with any of this? ​@AbbsOdell13666

[@isaacpaz9287]

@@itsmeshay8089 thank you. My parents didn't shun me for it but they didn't exactly support it either. My parents raised me good and I'm greatful for that. Respectfully I embrace MALE status as God made me. No more will I refer myself as trans or she cos that is not what I am. I have a penis therefor I am male.

[@itsmeshay8089]

@irispaz4554 no problem it's the ignorance of their statement that got me. Personally, I don't care who or what you identify as, as long as your happy with yourself

[@thesuperdingos]

“Someone put a doll in my arm at 1 years old and my parents immediately put me on hormones” 😂

[@Derek_Wyld]

hey! he held in for 2 whole seconds! Chop off the balls!

[@PaulRobson]

Classic

[@iamtheacm]

Pretty close to the truth these days.

[@user-vh3sb4mg3s]

That was the funniest part

[@fragallo1188]

Thanks a lot for fighting so well against all this crazyness

[@angelbethdomingo9618]

This is probably the best funniest video I've ever seen so far 😂😂😂

[@chrisp308]

There's absolutely no way this video doesn't have bloopers! Show the bloopers!!!😂

[@beverlywilliams7278]

Yes!!!

[@celina_wolf2000]

Yes, give us them bloopers!

[@BHMTH19B]

you dont understand. if he puts bloopers than its proof fact that this is a joke, then youtube can ban him for not being WOKE, without bloopers one can argue about that.... it fact given how stupid the humanity is right now, i bet you my head that some woke stupid fucks belive this is actually geniune. Briliant move by JP

[@techpod4IR4U]

they should be more funny

[@missmadelinesadventures3278]

Yes please 😂😂

[@benjahbarnacles2937]

"I know ur woman because you just told me to think that" 😂

[@JSolo-ko9eh]

This is pure gold. 😂 Thanks JP!

[@patrickc3419]

I don’t know how he does this while able to keep a straight face 🤣🤣🤣

[@kmakesmusic7890]

“Homophobic towards yourself” is one of the most potent and hilarious phrases I’ve heard in all of comedy

[@jeffjackson868]

If it has an apple, it has a banana

[@Safe-and-effective]

No hymen = no diamond

[@boycebutler7191]

LOL

[@happydays5989]

​gross

[@gemcami7243]

Except that's not true

[@Ominiumshadow24]

​@@Safe-and-effective Grigga!!!

[@ianm8218]

“I’m an alpha male that’s attracted to femininity”😂😂

[@redpillqueer8303]

God, the sniff. LOLOL JP you're killing us 🤣

[@wheels636]

Even though I know you're just joking around, I felt a little quizzy watching it. Thanks.

[@Romans15.32]

This was totally based on an interview - the cut to was a real interview, no joke.

[@devinrobinsonx4442]

The real interview was more odd than the spoof

[@PresidentKamalaHarris.]

@@thatoneguybones8036 you know exactly what he meant. You seem to like it when he dresses up. I’m sure you watch a lot of Tyler Perry

[@PresidentKamalaHarris.]

@@Romans15.32 real Christian of you

[@Romans15.32]

@@PresidentKamalaHarris. Just stating facts. It has nothing to do with what religion anyone follows. He based this on an actual interview that the couple gave - or perhaps you missed that part of the story. Well now you know the rest of the story. 🙂 Oh and Kameltoe Harris will never be president.

[@docsavage8640]

It's not even satire at this point as these people really exist.

[@crazyleaf257]

How accurately they paradied the original video in such detail!! 😂❤❤

[@thadollnation]

I love how you never hold back! 😂❤

[@rottenstang75]

"I was a tight end, which is, also what he likes about me" LMAO. I'm dead! This was so cringe and hilarious. I give you both props for pulling it off.

[@neno1385]

Repositioned to wide receiver.

[@maryjones1]

Well stated! It was hilarious. I wonder how uncomfortable this was for them.

[@marie-evecloutier1710]

That's some committed acting from these two super straight guys. 😂

[@salsalee4322]

Lol that is right 😭😂

[@gloriousgearhead5367]

“It’s like a tootsie roll” 💀

[@renachristodoulou4709]

It’s 3am I’ve arrived back home from the worst flight ever …. I’m tired hungry and really annoyed…… but your video has made me literally laugh out loud 😂😂😂😂the way you create your comedy is genius ❤thanks for cheering me up a bit from a long tedious few hours !!!!

[@monkeybizz-151]

I just watched a UK news report about a lesbian bar trying to ban transgender “women” from participating in the lesbian speed dating night! 🤣

[@monicacollins8289]

As a straight American biological woman, I completely support the ban. Trans women are still men, prostate and all.

[@orionugget2313]

Was the bar picketed and shut down? How TRANSPHOBIC that lesbians would not want to date people with penises! 🤪

[@vetechgrl2000]

Because they aren't women!

[@GG_Booboo]

As hilarious as it seems, the rainbow people take it very seriously! LMAO!!!

[@bolkonskyi]

Hahahhahahahhahhahaha!

[@zenchristafarian4404]

As ludicrous as this may seem, there are real people that actually try to push this inverted/perverted reality on the public.

[@Bittersweet.Symphony.]

shocker

[@JJ-yc2sv]

Did you not know that the first part wasn't satire? Obviously there are real people like this, we just watched a real example of some.

[@xavierhouston4650]

Whatever generation existed in the late 18th century screwed every generation afterwards with bs like this.

[@spotsandstripes2]

We know.. it’s everywhere in the US and UK and probably Europe too 😢

[@xavierhouston4650]

For some reason, typing about how these shenanigans started and how nonsensical it is, is flagged under hate speech. At least when I type it.😑

[@illlibielenberg2421]

Love the commercial at the end. Funniest part of the whole thing!!

[@kevindoonerpt9009]

The tight end part got me😂

[@shawniecraig007]

“He slid into my DM’s” and then the hand, arm actions. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@shadowfax9177]

Yeah that one. 😂😂

[@ssantelha]

That and the "tight end" part had me choking lol.

[@shanghaiffgg]

Funniest part of the video

[@frankierzucekjr]

I like when he's on the phone and can't keep a straight face any longer so he tells "Julie" to fn stop it" hahahaha

[@supersoniccheesy]

Im NOT a Cigarette Smoker. Just because i put a lit Cigarette in my mouth and inhale does NOT make me a Smoker. This is discrimination against non Smokers with Cigarettes 😡

[@ELIZABETHTORRES-em3kx]

😂😂😂

[@desert4seat]

I tell my Doctor the same thing...

[@Sirekraven]

Beautifully put sir 🫡

[@GardenJensJourney]

😂😂

[@gypsywoman9140]

As a fellow non-smoker who enjoys putting tobacco-filled tubes between my lips, lighting the tube and breathing it in and out, I feel your struggle! I'll be enjoying my post-meal tobacco ritual and people harass me "We don't allow smoking in here!" I'm not smoking; I'm inhaling and exhaling and identifying as a dragon, jeez!

[@djangoohara1907]

The funniest thing about J.Ps KZbin clips is that there's no come back for any of it, KEEP THE HUMOUROUS REALITY COMING BROTHER......MAX RESPECT...👍👍👍

[@a23956]

Couldn’t stop laughing. Thank you!