My Husband At Disney

Backpacks full. Bladders empty. Can't lose. #disney #comedy #husband
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[@ragreen2]

O.K. we need a rule. For every time Penn does a skit about Kim we need a skit of Kim as Penn ... #winning! 🤣🤣❤❤

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

We could make that happen 😅

[@neals8752]

This kind of was the follow up to Penn's and Taylor's impersonation of Kim and Heidi at Disney we all needed. Not that both segments weren't funny, but I think a lot of us wanted the flip of the Moms at Disney segment. Now we just need Heidi as Taylor at Disney. 😂

[@CoryWillowTree]

AGREED!! hahahah this was awwesome. especailly love the adhd shirt :) represent!

[@ilovebooksalot]

@@holdernessfamilylaughs I would love that!!!

[@andrewthomas7109]

@@holdernessfamilylaughs Yesyesyesyesyesyesyes!!!

[@danimal4202danimal]

"Backpacks full. Bladders empty. Can't lose." I'm going to start using that at every music festival I attend from now on!

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

Haha I love it

[@melanieb4836]

LOL that’s my daily mantra from now on before I leave the house or work.

[@trinaq]

I love the unique spin on this series, and it gives Kim the chance to impersonate Penn, for once!

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

This is 100% how he is at Disney...

[@jocelynsagemitchell]

@@holdernessfamilylaughsI believe you! 😂 Great impersonation 👏👏👏

[@Nan-59]

@@holdernessfamilylaughs . Ohhh, Kim! We ALL believed YOU! 💯%❣️ 💥💥💥💥💥❤️ ❤❤😂😂😂😂

[@VeryNerdyPerson]

@trinaq love you profile picture!

[@trinaq]

@@VeryNerdyPerson Thanks very much, I adore yours as well!

[@darceyschafer5906]

I love that you can hear Penn giggling 😂

[@susie9893]

Yeah I was thinking all the way thru: "And THIS is why their relationship works!" - they obviously keep each other endlessly entertained

[@akreeger7742]

Me too! I bet he's like "yep that's me" 😂😂😂

[@DK-qj7cr]

Just like we hear her laugh when he imitates her 😂😂😂

[@spiritfilledlife79]

Best tip from someone who worked there for 5 years! When the park opens start from the back and work your way out. Also Turkey Legs (so much meat at a great price) and Pinapple Dole Whip (best treat ever) are the only "treats" I'll buy in Disney World.

[@vickibrowne9886]

Yesssss! Dole Whip!!!

[@WritePassionFaves]

That still works? Cool!

[@Wordsnwood]

We're so used to hearing Kim laughing behind the camera, but now she's killing it with the deadpan delivery and Penn is losing it. Also mad respect to the people in line who let you drag them into your skit. 😁

[@WaiferThyme]

Penn laughing behind the camera,😂😂😂. Its a ride! We win!

[@wendio5437]

My husband is just like this! The best day ever at a park in FL was in 2016 when my husband and my youngest son got sick and had to stay in the hotel. My then my then high school son and I went to Universal without him. It was the best day ever at the parks - and we have been A LOT (we used to live in Orlando). No schedule, no running from one things to another, no having a fit about food prices and we discovered a whole street in the Harry Potter area that we had never seen before - in our 3 or 4 trips to Universal since it was built. My son and I still reminisce about that day.

[@reneekogut]

Thank you. My sons and i have had similar experiences. Sometimes it is so relaxing to go somewhere without hubby rushing you through things.

[@carrieflood4265]

OMG, how did you get inside my dad's head?? You nailed our family trips to Disneyland!! It wasn't about having fun, it was about trying to get our money's worth by going on as many rides as possible.😂😂

[@alexh4935]

One of the many, many reasons we won’t be taking a trip to Disney until our kids are much older. My child would be the one who is surrounded by shows, rides, games, but just wants to play with the slinky he got at the gift shop.

[@jbkawaiiholic]

Same😂😂

[@l.tc.5032]

My family actually likes shows because it gives them an excuse to sit down for 30-50 minutes.

[@angelariebli4843]

Your take on "It's a Small World" was ON POINT! And we are gonna need more of Kim imitating Penn, like, RIGHT NOW.

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

We may or may not have shot some video of that 👀

[@klskin]

But it IS air conditioned

[@jimikelley189]

Penn for President ! And hats off to all the dads who take a leadership role in family trips, instead of just expecting the wife to do everything. You go, Penn !

[@jgabraham4913]

I like the sentiment, but you do know that if he was president--or running for president--they wouldn't have time to do these videos anymore. So I'm afraid my vote is no. ;)

[@sarahclutter7649]

My husband proposed to me at the Swiss Family Robinson treehouse. ❤️ Married 8 years this month!

[@lammamamma2240]

My favorite part is the other one laughing off camera. My husband would also inspect the structure and talk about how he could build it in our backyard, he is also and Eagle scout.

[@PatricesProjects]

That would probably be more a Taylor (Dude Dad) thing.

[@seameology]

My ex was actually a carne in his early twenties. We went to an amusement park once and hw would not let the kids ride any of the rides. Most times, he eliminated one or two. He'd point out missing safety pieces, etc.

[@lammamamma2240]

@@seameology yikes!

[@PatricesProjects]

@seameology That's hilarious, but sad for the kids.

[@bluekitty3731]

My husband was a civil engineer and had interviewed at Disney for his first job out of college, he turned them down to work at his father's company, and boy did we hear about every time we went to the park! "If I was working here we could've gotten in for nothing "! But you didn't hon! You went to work for your dad instead!😂

[@ruskrewed]

“You want to wait in line for a character? I’m sorry I’ll put some lipstick on and we can post a picture later” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rachelmurphy3351]

"Feel like there's a bowl of soup in my underpants" 💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣 Possiblly the funniest thing I've ever heard Kim say! 😂😂😂

[@maryvon8518]

The people mover is one the best rides! Don't miss Journey Into Imagination at Epcot- also no lines even more air conditioning.

[@maryvon8518]

@@HelixNebula-vr4fo Not for me. After standing in lines all day I needed to sit down.

[@daniellebeatty8403]

I’m usually Kim but I think Penn and I would crush Disney World together!

[@madcatter13]

The backpack. Suddenly Penn is organized 😂

[@marshalepage5330]

I go to Disney World in the middle of winter because the locals are like, it's 40 degrees I can't be out in this cold, and I'm like it's not -40 degrees it feels awesome down here. In the winter there are no lines because there are no locals out and about and it feels warm compared to where I live in Minnesota.

[@shadyz42]

When it got to the Small World part about doing wait time estimates based on vehicle size, dispatch, and number of people in line, my fiancée said, “Oh my god,it’s you!” And I was laughing saying the same thing about myself because I totally do that! Penn, much respect!😅

[@marabookstagram]

This time, it's Penn laughing in the background! Love it.

[@Olivia-jy9jf]

😂😅😂No stopping, no talking, if there's a line...it's a ride! 😅

[@holdernessfamilylaughs]

100% accurate

[@jayamilapersson4030]

Lol cant wait to go on the hotdog ride (it has a line so its a ride)

[@wartgin]

We went with a friend once who was consulting on a ride improvement/update and veered of suddenly when he saw an unexpected line saying that's how you find the good stuff (or some equivalent). That unlabeled, unpromoted line is how we got to go through one of early test runs through the VR lab.

[@Olivia-jy9jf]

​@@holdernessfamilylaughs😂

[@pj2264]

My family and I went to Disney last year the week before spring break. Beat the crowds, it was actually tolerable 😆

[@bordy217]

0:33 - Not powdering up heavily and bringing the backup Gold Bond is a rookie Disney move...

[@patriciadurham643]

I love when Kim and Penn imitate each other!!! It’s the best next to the Midwest neighbor videos!!!

[@hobgoblin4614]

Should have brought Ann Marie

[@patriciadurham643]

@@hobgoblin4614 absolutely!!! Lol

[@yvettebennett6170]

"This was $11 and it's the only food we are buying today. Protein protein. Were gonna win this day! Disney's a game." This was great. So many great lines but it's all the the things I would say. Lol. I could hear Penn giggling. I love how you giggle at one another as you imitate one another. The fun you both have making these videos keeps me coming back for more. I need to laugh more. Especially at myself. 😂

[@DoctorsSong]

When I lived in FL, one year I got a season pass (it was about half of what it costs right now and because I was a FL resident I could pay monthly no interest). I too count the Monerail as a ride. I tell people to use the line apps to determine how busy each park is and that would help us decided where to go next. And I spent my food $$ in Epcot (England for Fish and chips...Yum!) and only had something light in the other parks for a snack if that. I only got to ride the Toy Story Mania ride ONCE the whole year, because know matter how fast we'd book it to the fast passes they were all gone and there was a +2hr long ride. It's a great ride but not +2hr great ride. Other great AC spots: the Epcot Ball & Carousel of Progress! 🎶 Great big beautiful tomorrow 🎶

[@llamasugar5478]

My young friend (19) went to Disney with his family. Me: “So, what was your favorite ride?” Friend: “The people mover.” His dad confirmed; yes, he rode the people mover for an hour one day. I’m afraid Penn’s secret is out!

[@vickibrowne9886]

When I was a kid...that is how I would cool off and rest my legs!

[@mb53920]

Penn is spot on with Hall of Presidents! Most underrated attraction at DW. Any Dad knows to hit HOP at about 3pm when the heat is unbearable and the kids are pleading to be carried piggyback.

[@SupaYoda]

And Carousel of Progress.

[@mb53920]

TR is for the group members who have motion sickness and can't handle Magic Carpets. Or as something to do beforehand if you have Genie+ and an upcoming time slot for Pirates or Jungle Cruise.

[@penguinZ85]

Rides during parades is the way to go. Also, if you buy a cup of coffee and keep the cup, you can get free refills all day. My parents used to do that at the end of the day and we all sat on the train and rode it around the park while they drank their coffee and relaxed.

[@Fantozz2]

Carousel of Progress is ALSO a nice A/C break with no line! lol

[@Fantozz2]

@HoldernessFamilyLaughs1 Ittttt’s a great big beautiful tomorrow 🎶

[@hemaccabe4292]

Penn, she totally got you! You're a good sport. 😊

[@MamaEvaUSA]

Never go to Disney World in the summer!😂 Too hot 🥵 but People Mover is also my favorite 🤩 😂

[@homethatilove4595]

Shhh, Yes I love the People Mover RIDE

[@Rockblue01]

I love all your each-other impersonations, but this one was hands down the best one yet!

[@JohnDoe003]

You want to meet Mickey? I've got a Mickey puppet. (Puppet shakes hand) "Nice to meet ya haha." Winning!

[@LynneMcNamee]

I’ve been watching the Disney Food Blog KZbin for years (got me through COVID) - thank you for helping me understand their tag line “Let’s win at Disney.” Never got it before. BTW, I’m with Penn on all those techniques - no shows, no parades, no fireworks. RIDES, people. Rides.

[@abbyheywood5151]

First time I’ve come across you guys, but I could tell right away you were mimicking your husband and it serves very similar to how my husband is at Disney as well! Kept making me laugh, so I subscribed and here to stay…can’t wait to see more from you all.

[@StarViewer68]

As much as I laughed at your impression of your husband’s “winning” strategies in doing Disney World, I have to respect his “be prepared” approach! Have you and Penn ever done a 4 parks in 1 day challenge? Because I think you two could crush it!

[@PatricesProjects]

They won the amazing race, so I'm pretty sure they could do it.

[@DocAtCdi]

"Ill put on some lipstick and we can pose for a picture later" the dadest of all dad quotes!

[@jessicaloree9033]

Omg love this! We need more of these!! There should be one for every one that Penn does but should also throw in some from Lola & PC's impression of either or both. 🤣👏🤣👏🤣👏🤣

[@m_n_a_b]

I LOST it at, "The ROI on a show... they WANT you to stand here for 20 minutes..." 😂😂😂😂

[@suzannelabatt6043]

Epcot used to sell beer. We used to sneak in and go drinking around the world. Don’t know if it still happens, but worth a view.

[@kristagmcg3785]

One of the neatest experiences was when the People Mover broke and we had to walk back while looking over Tomorrow Land.

[@casperthegm741]

Nailed it. That's so us. We hit it at rope drop, plan out our genie plus rides to reserve while we are racing to the big rides first. No shows, no characters- all business. We knock out more rides in the first couple of hours than the rest of the day combined. And then it's time for Hall of Presidents, People Mover, and Carousel of Progress when it's blazing hot.

[@RamblinRick_]

Finally, Kim going after Penn. I've been waiting for this. Kim's revenge for all those Penn being Kim videos. What? You didn't do the Galaxy's Edge Star Wars Experience? Look, it's only $6000 for a family of four for a two-night stay in a hotel immersing you in Star Wars. You guys won The Amazing Race. Splurge...LOL

[@juliakees7803]

Penn's way of experiencing Disney, reminds me of going to Disney with my dad when I was young.

[@carols-corner]

I needed Penn’s reaction on camera! (“And, scene.”)

[@TheSamjane4]

Penn laughing in the background is the best part...he knows shes spot on 😁

[@EnchantedStoryEars]

My favorite part was hearing him laughing in the background 😂

[@sadfaery]

Oh my god, yeah, that perfectly portrays the Disney experience in Florida in the middle of summer. And the impression of Penn is fabulous. Thoroughly enjoyed that.

[@Heymannnnnn]

"Its like we are in Satan's armpit!" 😂😂

[@jjdrama]

She crushed this! I love that I get a very clear idea of his Disney technique - reminds me of my parents. No buying food, move faster!

[@lisasharf1442]

“Satan’s Armpit…” 🤣🤣🤣

[@ccm1767]

Ah, nothing like booking a room at the Grand Floridian, probably the most expensive hotel at WDW, and then being unwilling to pay for a hotdog. Weird when some big ticket items seem worth it while lower priced items are too expensive. The mind does weird things sometimes.

[@beesont93]

“Obey the quadrants” 😂😂😂

[@TLCgoldendoodles]

VIDEO IDEA: I just enjoyed watching Fiddler on the Roof again. Afterwards I was changing the words to the song Tradition to Nutrition, and I immediately had a thought of Penn doing that. 😊 I was thinking about all the diet trends: keto, carnivore, Whole 30, Mediterranean, vegetarian, vegan, fruitarian, etc. Seeing Penn and Kim dressed up as Papa and Golde would be fun too. 🙂 I love your channel and thoroughly enjoyed watching you each week on The Amazing Race. I rooted for you guys and was surprised when, for the first time, the team I was rooting for actually won! So fun!

[@stingerprints]

...But the people mover really is one of the best rides. That and Carousel of Progress!

[@calyl]

"Surface of the Sun, Satan's armpit, Inside of a mouth" - good slogan for Orlando Florida! You guys are priceless!

[@spellbinder3113]

Oh how the tables have turned. 🤣

[@johnperkins1301]

Can so relate. Our kids named our Disney adventures, “Operation Mickey Freedom!”

[@almVancouver]

This was really well written/acted. Thanks for family friendly humour.

[@sterlingmatsui154]

This was totally my greatest Dad, back in the day, with SIX Crazy Kiddos, plus back in the Vintage Disneyland when those super cool ticket books were still being used~The E Ticket was just everything, of course, and somehow HE always made it all work out for the most FUN day ever☆☆...Then Dad Jerry would BRAG for days how we ALL made it onto 15 rides, lol, including my very FAV, "Country Bear Jamboree"♡♡:) MISS you always, Dad, and THX for making life one amazing adventure with a large and LOUD family!! Holly in Arizona, where we will literally be broiling at 119° over this weekend...UGH!!

[@mathmannix]

We just got back from Disney World, our family and my sister's family (and our parents), and this is very close to the constant differences in approach between my family and my sister's. My wife and I wanted to stop ALL THE TIME (it's Disney! How could you not get all the group photos in front of each ride and with each character you see and get their autographs? How could you not get the mickey mouse ice cream bars, and the souvenir popcorn buckets, and the giant pretzels and the caramel apples and the funnel cakes and all the gelato and baklava and beers at Epcot? How could you not stop at every penny press machine? How could you not stop at the gift shops after Pirates of the Caribbean and the Haunted Mansion to buy t-shirts and novelty hats and Christmas ornaments?) My sister was all about the rides.

[@theresaduffy8222]

Omg- you two have totally helped me both accept my ADHD and also want to change some of worst behaviors. Thank you so much!

[@TravelSmallLiveBig]

“They sell beer in the lines” genius. But then there needs to be a toilet before you get on the ride.

[@mirinewcome3000]

Way past due😂 Any family who has been to Disney more than once has their own version of this.

[@juliec3819]

We are going to Disney in January, I see my husband saying ALL OF THESE THINGS

[@maggiemacha5552]

I appreciate every single sentiment expressed in this video, Penn chuckling in the background was bonus!

[@jenniferholmes1517]

OMG KIM nailed it! TOTALLY NAILED THE DAD VIBES! 😂❤

[@UmmYeahOk]

Last time I was at Disney I didn’t ride the People Mover because it was a 45 minute line!!! This was on a weekday early February!!! People started idolizing this ride on KZbin, and now it has a 45 minute line!

[@cristinaa54]

"It might be a small world but its a huge waste of time" HAHAHAHAHAHA. In my house we also don't watch shows, speak it

[@FireStoneAnime]

I love how much effort he puts in not just laughing the whole time 😂

[@ccudmore]

Penn is my spirit animal!!

[@deirdresargent7456]

The people mover IS the best ride at MK. AND if it's not busy you don't have to get off, you can just ride again while you rest your feet!!!

[@susanhoch2677]

Hilarious! This is my husband- the amount of gallon ziplock bags in our backpack is like an apocalypse! Love it the ‘ROI’ 😂

[@patriciafretwell330]

When my hubby and I are in Disney we stick to the code: fall behind, left behind.

[@juliewilliams2038]

I like Penn laughing in the background 🤣

[@cristinaturcin]

The ending was epic. “That might be urine “ 😂 I went to disneyland once and disneyworld once. Very hot 🥵 Tips: Buy those yellow or blue towels you wet. They keep you cool. Amazing. We were 6 people and i only had one. Everyone was fighting for it. Do not buy balloons there. Gesh the horror memories of balloons. I bought a $10 one and it flew away. It should of come with a gps for that price. 😂 Get the app and plan your day and reserve your spots in line. Im telling you, i had 2 small kids and it helped me a lot. Bring change if clothes for everyone. It’s so hot. You will want to change your clothes from sweating. Get a hat too. That sun will give you a headache. I dont ever want to go back. It was ok. At the time my girls were 2 and 5. Now i have my 3rd she is almost 5. I have not taken her to disney. She doesn’t even care for princesses. If Ryans world had a theme park she would go 😂

[@BurstingVeins1]

Having just been there a couple weeks ago, I can confirm all the "crushing it" points.🤣

[@hobgoblin4614]

My parents where cheap as hell. The few times we went to Disney, when family came over, we would have to take all of our food with us. First thing parents would tell us is don't even think about asking for toys here. Went to Disney about 5 years ago (by myself as an adult). I did not take any food. I got hungry and bought something. It was really really really expensive. Later that day I say some guy with a backpack pull out a bag of Pringles. Can't believe I'm saying this - I thought that guy is smart - food here is so EXPENSIVE. I don't go to Disney often, when I do I don't mimic my parents and pack PB and J, for lunch and meals for dinner. I do bring snacks and sun screen though - that place is expensive and hot as hell. Did you guys see anyone where with the Most Expensive Day ever shirts? Kim looks spot on with the ADHD shirt! The only thing missing from this video was Ann Marie!!!!! You guys should have included her too!

[@Allen2]

"Bladders empty!" ... but we know Dad's will get pinched full first! Also, the "motorcoach" ride back to the hotel counts as squeezing out one last adventure ride from this place because you wait in a zigzag line and it moves people partly in both light and dark during the ride, plus there is AC.

[@riamachiaisme]

Wait a second, where's the part where Penn explains how dead on that actually was?

[@johanramirezmontesinos1485]

that's me at the Hall of Presidents. Best ride in the park 🤣🤣🤣

[@o.c.smithiii2626]

When Anhauser Bush owned Seaworld, you couldn’t go more than 100 feet without seeing a beer stand.

[@amidala3927]

"Backpacks full. Bladders empty," is my new battle cry.

[@josefsilvia5360]

I suddenly have Disney withdrawal (haven't been since 2019, and miss it). Anyway, this skit was awesome!

[@mhedstrom]

We've definitely done the People Mover thing. I love when you guys play each other, super funny!

[@chickie8252]

I just literally got anxiety watching this video. My parents took us to Disney in Florida about every year until I was 14 and then they got divorced which ended my trips to Disney World. I have since grown up got married, and we have never been able to afford to go to Disney World in Florida. That being said, my daughter and my husband really want to go. One day we will get there. That's not why I have anxiety. The exact way you guys are racing around the park, is exactly why I have anxiety. For me it was not a fun experience, racing from ride to ride. Also the choices were my parents choice of rides. Some to me were downright scary! I did not like the Pirates of the Caribbean because of that stupid little Hill, which I'm sure now is not anything to be scared of but when I was a kid it was! The world way people mover, I was terrified we were going to get on space Mountain! 🤣There were some roller coasters which I did not like and there's nothing like waiting online, for something you know is going to scare you and you don't feel like going on! They made us go up to those Disney characters! LOL! I know there were some rides that I did like. But the thing I remember most, was the racing around, the Heat, my parents fighting, and not being able to get food, because even back in the 70s it was too expensive. I don't know how but if I ever get back Disney World in Florida, I will go on off-season, and I will take my time and enjoying that place because quite frankly everything I remember is a blur..... I can still remember the anxiety of getting off that thing that took us from the parking lot to the monorail and getting off the monorail, and seeing those flags that led you into Disney. It was going to be a day of walking and fighting😤😕 Now I know Disney can be a good experience and for a lot of people it has. I'm only one person and definately not the average visitor. Plus its been years since I've been there.(however Kim and Penn do make it funny)But, anybody planning to go, please don't race your kids. Take your time, and enjoy it the way Mr. Disney intended us to.🤗🤗🤗

[@ronwaters478]

I went to Disneyworld (as it used to be called) on my own when I was a teen. Researched the whole thing, went on only the rides I wanted. Ate at the restaurants I wanted. It was joyous and relatively stress-free compared to traveling with my parents, which would have been similar to what you experienced. It also helped me learn how to talk to strangers and ask questions.

[@chickie8252]

@@ronwaters478 thank you Ron for understanding. I actually edited my comment because I called Space Mountain, Escape to Witch Mountain, (but I think that's what the ride was based off of) because I was afraid the keyboard Warriors would eat me alive! You're right I should give it another chance. I actually went through the motions of looking up the pirate ride video from 1967 then I compared it to today's. They definitely made it less scary. If anything from the 1967 ride made it to Florida which supposedly is shorter then the one in California, I can understand the reason why I was a little traumatized.🤣 But thank you again reading my comment. I didn't think anybody actually would.

[@ronwaters478]

@@chickie8252 - LOL. The one thing I didn't plan on was the heat. I had never been to Florida and assumed that the weather was the same as it was in the northeast, where I grew up. So I timed the trip to coincide with my birthday, in early August. Never experienced heat/humidity like that before !

[@chickie8252]

My parents used to take us in October and it was still hot. Probably not as humid. We used to take the Amtrak train from New York 2 Jacksonville and then my dad would Rent-A-Car and we'd go to St Petersburg. When we would go to Disney world, he would drive the two-hour Drive to Disney World, spend our day in hell, and then drive two hours back. I give him credit he was trying to give us a good time. As little kids, we were more interested in spending time in the pool at the hotel, I didn't have a pool at home, so playing in the pool was good enough for me and my siblings. Now looking back, my father should have just rented us a room at the Holiday Inn a few blocks away from the house, for a few days, and let us just go to the pool. It would have been a lot cheaper!🤣🤣 The other thing that we missed out on, were a couple of Halloweens. My mom and dad said people didn't trick or treat in Florida. I have met a few people from Florida who say that is not true. I guess my parents just didn't want to take us around in a strange neighborhood. Now I see Disney has Halloween parties in their Park. I don't think they had that in the 70s. I think if I can ever afford it, I'll get my husband and my daughter to go in October. That way we can see all the festivities we missed out on and not roast in the heat. Plus it would actually be cool to have a beer in Disney!

[@nicolemccumber9112]

Yes, spot on! We went to Disney in June 2 years ago! The heat!! My husband was the same! The backpack! And buying expensive food! Hilarious! My husband would analyze every line we were in also!

[@sharonmortimer3843]

Omg, you have to be kidding. This had me laughing.

[@Halledaze]

Dude! Before any tourist attraction/public pool/ event we expect to attend, I shove so much food into my family before we enter because I, too, am *not* buying food once we get in.

[@angd4268]

Hysterical. See you were at the new Mary Poppins rooms at the Grand Floridian. Did you love them?

[@argylega]

I went to Disney World as a kid in the 80's in the middle of summer. Had a heat stroke on the raft coming back from Tom Sawyer's Island. Never go to Disney in summer!

[@LizzieMcT]

Peoplemover IS the best ride at Disney. 😃

[@trentrice6977]

“There’s a bowl of soup in my underpants.” No more callers, please. We have a winner.

[@trentrice6977]

Near the very end, Kim-“I feel like…” I don’t know if she ad-libbed that, or if Penn actually said those words at some point. I’m guessing if he didn’t before, it’s definitely in the rotation now. Great stuff, you guys.

[@carynmcentee6725]

YES, YES, YES!! Finally, Kim being Penn.

[@beautheriot2378]

People haulers is 100% the best ride in the park! If they let me on with an ice chest of beer I’d never get off!

[@beautheriot2378]

Haha! Let me know if y’all ever want to do a Cajun collaboration

[@cheapskateaviation]

Don't make fun, that's how we win at Disney 😂

[@jeremiemichael]

😅Swiss Family Robinson counts as a ride!!! This is hilarious - “Suckers watch shows!” 😅