My Last First Kiss

[@swoozie]

Forever stuck in the "come to my house and watch Netflix" stage ^_^

[@MarkstarXVI]

sWooZie better than me, my best pick up line is "dont i know you from somewhere??"

[@persian1999]

sWooZie If it meant kissing Selena Gomez, I go front row

[@savannahsmith9326]

Will there be pizza and video games when we run out of movies to watch?

[@boys_and_pizza]

sWooZie reply to my comment please!

[@Leftiesketchie]

sWooZie The seats weren't for watching the movie, They were for making out. You chose the wrong battle.

[@Elflord359]

what kinda psychopath chooses to sit at the front when there's spare seats up the back

[@AceYYC]

Jake Paul

[@ComatoseRat]

Fr I only sit in the front if its the ONLY available spot

[@jalileaster6116]

like fr

[@kenme4699]

exactly

[@thatonedude5794]

Ikr lol

[@pkphantom]

Never mind the fact that she obviously sat in the front to dodge her commitment to kissing you, if your phone died you should've moved up front. Lack of communication is one of the biggest relationship enders, you know this. When that line of direct contact was cut you should've gave up that battle. Plus, scary movies and women are a good combination with girls like that who enjoy thrills. Can lead to a plenty of nice scenario

[@swoozie]

Dang. So much truth in one comment! Honestly these are exactly the types of comments I was hoping to see. Thank you for watching!

[@JamesDavern12]

pkphantom exactly what i was thinking

[@theRyusa]

pkphantom I disagree with you man because she made her self clear , she didn't want to be kissed , if she wanted , she would have let him or she would have kissed him . She played his ass that's it

[@les7719]

sWooZie bro i think your right why go to the front row? 1 damage your back and neck 2 you don't see the movie right and 3 bro don't text in the movies😂😂😂

[@ExtremeBlackAttack]

pkphantom I agree with pk.

[@unlimitedhearts]

Who watches a movie in the front row?? Only psychopaths. Bullet. Dodged.

[@kamranemin5356]

Vanya Ramdas not psycopath bur unneccessarily stubborn and kinf of annoying no wonder she never had a bf but yeah bullet dodged

[@shrekfooda5684]

Indeed

[@mjrulesgodofmusic3026]

@@kamranemin5356 am I the only one who likes to be in the front of Middle rows.

[@KanoPX]

She wasn’t tryna watch the movie. It’s simple bro

[@VvfoREVerA7XvV]

the only time someone sits in the front is when all the back and middle seats are taken, no one ever sits in the front by choice

[@VvfoREVerA7XvV]

congrats your one of the 5% of people that likes to have their neck hurting throughout the whole movie

[@bwingbwinggwiyomi]

There's always the sides? Lol

[@VvfoREVerA7XvV]

***** props to you dude but i can pretty much guarantee you that anyone that sits in the very front comes out complaining their neck hurts

[@gabyflores6]

Why are you getting so mad with the person cause you might be wrong I also sit In the middle of the first couple rows and no my neck does not hurt after its not a don't put facts that your not even sure if there true

[@larrythebomb5001]

It's all good I agree only ever time I see someone sit in the first two rows is when the theatre is packed. I've seen maybe two people sit in the front row ever whenever I have gone.

[@TheThirdPew]

Oh nahhhhh a girl that likes to sit up in the front row? Immediate breakup.

[@sarahradd]

***** Its youuu 8D

[@AshenRean]

Do you like the third row

[@devenbonvissuto6333]

True

[@markchapman6170]

:D Nathan

[@minsugamaxsalt]

Nathannnnn

[@grandiosereject5083]

I go along w/ what she wants but for real tho, no one EVER wants to sit in the front rows

[@arymward9801]

Especially since HE was the one who was thirsty for a kiss

[@somelitkid7188]

Same

[@williamwalsh6477]

yea same

[@emiliayun3420]

agree

[@MrClague]

avid front rower here!

[@brookieandkiyah9564]

If she/he says back row YOU GO BACK ROW. If she/he says front row YOU GO BACK ROW.

[@PyroSter]

But how do you feel like you’re in the movie and truely *feel* the sound effects? Only in the front row!

[@benjat08]

I think you mean if she/he says front row you go home

[@PyroSter]

@@benjat08 are you talking to me or other dude?

[@benjat08]

@@PyroSter both

[@PyroSter]

Oh, then my answer stays the same, but if not too packed or the movie wasn’t something I picked then whatever spots fine with me. :P

[@TheYesterdays]

Maybe she just acted crazy because she wanted to be immortalized in a Swoozie story time video? 😆

[@DarkOrderSolDjango]

Brittany Gibson How many girls did he dated approximatly ?

[@TheYesterdays]

@DarkOrderSolDjango Let me check my records..😏

[@DarkOrderSolDjango]

Brittany Gibson Ok.

[@blessingnwoke7705]

I don't think she was being serious😂

[@madiaikau9140]

What should have happened: compromise - she picked the movie, you pick the seats

[@Akytalusia]

Madi Aikau yes.

[@MaryJBlazen]

Madi Aikau Yes that is the best idea

[@LaTajOfficial]

I like that

[@LosMirangeles]

Nope. Compromise: Do what the woman says. She want you to sit in the front, YOU SIT IN THE FRONT. At least, I think that's how women work...

[@nikekyle4603]

It's exactly how compromising with a woman works

[@mertslife]

who else loves swoozies stories? ahh your videos just make me so happy man! Keep it up :)

[@mertslife]

Mert Ulusoy

[@les7719]

Dude agreed all the way😆😃😂

[@gordonelzey1387]

True dat Lesley

[@nunu7797]

"The girl was very aggressive, but its cool cause my sister prepared me for girls like that" You sure that's what you wanna say swoozie?

[@LexieLouLou]

She probably chose the front row to get out of her promise to make out with you.

[@MySpiritualShenanigans]

Exactly what I felt!

[@swoozie]

Ahhhhhhhhh. Very interesting theoryyyyy

[@ghost245353]

Lexie Lou woman, you speak the TRUTH!

[@jordiperez2873]

sWooZie hahha

[@liamharrington7006]

Like who would make out in the front row when you're that visible

[@BeingRedAlice]

Hey man, dating is about compromises. You said; Fine let's watch the movie YOU wanna see. So the least she could do was say; Alright, let's sit in the back. And btw, if she says she has never had a boyfriend before and has never even kissed someone while looking almost identical to Selena Gomez... But said she would make out with you if you agreed to the movie you don't want to see... Ahh, she was straight up playing around, sorry man.

[@xaniel2026]

...

[@zavierortiz7024]

Yeah.

[@shawn8472]

..

[@empress_josie]

By the end of the story, him choosing the title was actually pretty genius. Props.

[@swoozie]

- thanks bro! U guys deserve well thought out videos so that's definitely what I try to bring to the party with each upload!

[@dezifour9001]

He replied dang

[@empress_josie]

sWooZie It's pays off! You're welcome :)

[@empress_josie]

DeziFour That's why he's the best.

[@rivkavanbreugel2500]

The answer is ALWAYS backrow!!!

[@FlamingBlade5723]

Who the fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFOCK wants to sit in the front row!?!?! U need to wear a neck brace for a week after watching a movie in the front row

[@nijohn12]

Exactly either the middle or the back.

[@melody7777]

I've sat in the front a few times, and my neck has never hurt.

[@allanpeter7700]

Chill out

[@honeyjeon9170]

FlamingBlade5723 LOL a neck brace

[@1NT3R35T1NG]

Welp.. I think for desperate matters.. like if Swoozie REALLY REALLY wanted to make out with her then it will be alright to sit in the front row. Basically why he went to go watch that movie with her LOL

[@touchdalight]

Swoozie your videos make me so happy man!

[@emmacollins3749]

touchdalight loved your new video carmie

[@Alyssa18633]

What type of person wants to sit in the front row in a movie theatre? What the fuck. Who does that????

[@DarkOrderSolDjango]

MissSunshine221 Small people I guess.

[@JessiPeele]

DarkOrderSolDjango I'm 5'3 and there is no way I can sit in the front. I always sit in the back and wear my glasses.

[@nerdygameinggurl]

DarkOrderSolDjango im 5'1 no way am i sitting in the front after watching focks family in first row ahneck pain

[@chibichocofairy]

***** Tell em! AM *TALL.*

[@DarkOrderSolDjango]

Jessi Peele nerdygameinggurl Huhuhu looks like you both like to do strange things in the back :3

[@beaubutler6460]

I’d say Rock Paper Scissors lets do this

[@CAL9919A]

Beau Butler nah I’d cheat... to lose

[@dylandesimone185]

Beau Butler yea. It truly is the only logical way to handle that situation

[@Peggy-nt7eo]

@@CAL9919A That's funny man what you said. It reminds me of the Coyote ugly jokes. You know, you pick up a girl at a bar, you wake up before your she does sees how ugly really is, so you chew your arm off just so you can get out of there without having to wake her up. because you know a coyote will chew their leg off. Just to get it out of a trap.

[@dylangettier06]

Beau Butler Lowke that wil work

[@allenmanoj9287]

Ah here we go again

[@derrezejackel1811]

Reel talk swoozie. Your first mistake was paying for a movie just to kiss her. Your second mistake was not respecting yourself enough to walk out when she didn't want to sit with you. Nothing but love bro

[@pixigirl999]

Is it had that I'm a girl and I completely agree with everything you said? Lol

[@thefrogkinghenry]

derreze jackel yo she had one more chance, if she was dodging the kiss again by not sitting with him then not worth his time. But he gave her a chance

[@thefrogkinghenry]

derreze jackel that almost rhymed so it was almost cute, and okay would you rather feel badass and leave the hot girl or, give her one more chance and potentially makeout with her? I'm just saying he gave her the chance and she didn't take it so I'd be out

[@EpicMicky300]

you know, there's a special level of hell for people who talk and text at the theater...

[@pronoobuniverse1786]

#thuglife Swoozie FTW

[@cireegdoh]

You realize most people get to movies before they start and he was probably texting her before the movie has begun. Swoozie is better than that.

[@joannamoran-rush5265]

EpicMicky300 Buuut, he's a Christian, which means he goes to Heaven instead! :)

[@EpicMicky300]

Joanna Moran-Rush thats not quite how it works lol

[@russelloats]

You know what, I wouldn't have even bought the tickets. I'd need a gf that can compromise and not bribe me like that. Also, texting in the theatre? For shame Swoozie, for shame.

[@meanmelons]

Exactly!

[@Botan_Katou]

AugustEverlasting Texting in a theatre is fine, imo. As long as it's before the trailers. If I see you take your phone out after trailers start, I'm probably gonna throw my popcorn at you (or w/e else I happen to be eating...as long as it's not something messy or sticky).

[@kusadasi8641]

"My sister prepared me for something like this..." ok Swooz ok

[@EzekielBalls]

Sis : time to practice kiss adande

[@Stevo-4896]

I thought she was a cool girl, till the front row incident. You did not say that she was a MONSTER!!!!!

[@terrynrollins8867]

Stevo 4896 lmao!!!

[@arielartista93]

she was never going to kiss him anyway, she just wanted attention. I mean, okay what if swoozie compromised and sat with her in the front. Who's going to even make out in the front row. Swoozie she played you man :/

[@reneji3813]

arielartista teach us sensei

[@VueiyVisarelli]

arielartista Yeah, seemed like she was testing him almost the entire time (at least from the instances he mentioned). Some girls who fancy themselves "princesses" want a _knight_ instead of a _prince_ . That is to say, _someone they can order around,_ not someone to be on their level. Not saying that was her ultimate goal, but...

[@essennagerry]

That's what I think too. I think she never wanted to kiss. Or I mean she does WANT to kiss, but has some sort of priorities or whatever to keep her from it.

[@StarlightIntuition]

+arielartista That's exactly what I thought. If they both sat in the front, she probably would have made some excuse like "we can't make out now, we're sitting in the front". She also seemed like a pain in the ass.

[@warmcozy]

Yeah, she enjoyed the attention. Even though it didn't get anywhere, Swoozie your eyes sparkled just telling the story. It was a different kind of fun.

[@tammyclairs166]

We compromise and sit in the middle 😂😂😂

[@ariannagreen3983]

EXACTLY 😄

[@DD1nfamous]

tammy clairs well i mean there might have not been 2 seats in the middle because he said it was packed. Maybe there were only the back two and front two open

[@kephas-media]

***** That's messed up

[@sweslayergaming3157]

But for Swoozie there was two in the front and two in the back.

[@roussellst.laurent7144]

youve got ssj4 goku, a hoverboard, and the lion king picture all in one room. may i shake your hand?

[@devinhowell6161]

id say when your phone died you shouldve moved to the front

[@lesheepanarwhal3177]

DAN HOWELLL

[@devinhowell6161]

+Le Sheepa Narwhal lol my dads name is actually Dan

[@katrow6904]

Right!

[@AshantiCaltini]

.....tell her why it's important to you to sit in the back, make sure she's not upset and head back to where YOU want to sit.

[@Ragd0ll1337]

Devin Howell yeah, take the phone dying as a sign that the universe ain't feeling your side of the argument today

[@kyaami]

In that situation I would have explained that I want to enjoy my money's worth of a movie and I can't see shit in the front row haha. To be honest I feel like anyone who goes out of their way to sit in the front row probably isn't a good fit.........

[@trillbentworth]

kyaami if his phone dies it should be his responsibility to go sit with her.

[@Chloe-ds9jf]

kyaami I don't know if it's because I'm from the UK and the cinema layout is different, but me and my friend ALWAYS sit in the front row wherever we go, and we can see the whole screen! And you have a long poll in front of you for your feet! It's awesome haha.

[@Chloe-ds9jf]

***** :O wow, that sucks! That's nothing like the front rows here, there's so much space to slouch and put your food, it's like a VIP spot!

[@cowponySyfexou]

kyaami she knew he wanted to sit in in the back

[@SplitSniper7]

kyaami Or MAYBE she didn't want to see the movie in the first place, MAYBE she just wanted a little kissy time while not watching the movie? ;) But yea I agree. Screw the front row!

[@natashap7591]

tbh I don't like getting into arguments because I'm a pretty shy person and because of my submissive nature I would probably just agree even if I disagree. I did like the fact that you stood your ground though I though that was pretty cool.

[@haleylombardi2281]

+Natasha Page I am really passionate about some things and will stick up for others, but anything else, I keep my mouth shut.

[@rjchameni4486]

💣

[@raybertrand6104]

Same

[@ProdbyDnaz]

yeah

[@rjchameni4486]

awsome!

[@norah685]

I'm a back row person myself. The only way I'd sit in front is if all the seats were full.

[@wintrtv]

It was 2 choices: 1. Watch the movie in comfort 2. Make out in front of everyone

[@joywolf83]

Bingo

[@SAMAKUS]

Depends on the movie tbh

[@eclipse_one]

Or lol enjoy while moving like lengend of Korra your like a mover actor ........my comment 👇🏽idk make sense too me I still want to be with her

[@eclipse_one]

Or you ever heard that anime absolute choice 😈

[@sadboysclub3570]

Rules of dating: 1) She's right 2) You're wrong

[@Michiamotonio]

KingRandomness *Rules for being a women's bitch

[@Animaursa]

No, if you strong enough then you always right

[@xg2513]

KingRandomness bro no both people have to give the same amount in a relationship. I don't care if your gay, straight, bi, lesbian, whatever. You need to listen to each other 50/50 like it shouldn't be you constantly taking orders from your SO. Nor should they constantly be bending to your will. there should be a balance. if the relationship lacks that balance, then you should gtfo of it.

[@DD1nfamous]

KingRandomness then you are not with the right person

[@just_another_lunatic3639]

KingRandomness das racist

[@JayH2003]

I would do rock paper scissor. Obviously.

[@JayH2003]

Bri Maa Because then whoever wins gets to choose where we sit!

[@UltimateAHP]

+Alex Halinda GENIUS XP

[@legendariersgaming]

Why not Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock?

[@Heelai112]

Same

[@HeartToHimMinistries]

+legendariersgaming YES

[@DEMONDAN912]

Hey swoozie I haven't been a subscriber until now but I've been watching you for a while. I'm actually starting in music and watching your videos help calm me before stage events. I'm just now getting offers in recording studios and I just wanted to say you helped me in a way to deal with my anxiety. You give me messages I needed to hear from someone other than my parents. So thank you.

[@cjones2756]

If you went up to her then she probably would have awarded you a sash saying "my bitch." I'm a girl and I think you did the right thing. She was a big meanie.

[@aurora12901]

C Jones Swoozie was literally doing the same thing. +sWooZie how're you gonna kiss the girl when you're on opposite sides of the theater?

[@YouShotMyRobot]

Louise Crystal how's he gonna kiss her in the front of the theater? She was dodging the make out sesh! We all know the back of the theater is for the smoochin.

[@XUIW]

Louise Crystal what is how're

[@aurora12901]

MrRumbleChannel How are

[@BeautyandtheBlog1]

Im so glad you held your own lol!

[@swoozie]

Did I ever tell u this story Mish? I feel like this is def one I would've been discussed at one of our meetings lol

[@AzureArrow56]

sWooZie "Meetings?" ;))

[@iiAngelic]

'

[@fivenightsattreeckos2290]

SwOozie i spelt your name wrong hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

[@christinesanderson3914]

I saw my favorite movie for the first time in the front row but couldn't enjoy it until I saw it the second time in the back. The front is just uncomfortable

[@ninjajake1225]

Beyond agree. Went to go see Hunger Games with a group of friends, and everything was filled. Only the front row had enough seats. Long story short, it killed my neck and I barely knew what was happening since my field of vision was about 10% of the screen.

[@Hitman_4Hire]

I think I was sitting 2 row from the front but had a complete row to myself and it was awesome the move was good too it filled my field of vision but usually I sit in the back just that day was packed not a bad experience not gonna lie

[@youtuberdisguiser6075]

dude wtf annabell and who doesnt want to watch maze runner #already hyped for part 3

[@Griffolion0]

I'm married, it's basically one lifelong date. And others come on the date, too, like the dog, and kids!

[@adventurousdaydreamer]

Griffolion Lol, funny. So where would all of you sit?

[@jcmg5356]

Lol yeah where would u sit?

[@tieler151]

Jc G front

[@wavematrix]

Oh hell no, FUCK that.

[@VueiyVisarelli]

Griffolion That's what grandparents are for! Keeping the kids while Mommy and Daddy go on a date!

[@clamchowwdersoup5310]

Back row or nothin hunnie

[@tpl2023]

I think the whole mentality that the guy has to be the one who makes the first moves is what's messed up. The moment she texted you saying' if you were gonna kiss me, you would've made a move by now ", you could've said, you could've made a move yourself. To not like your in a relationship with yourself, it takes two. And things get very stale, very fast is its always the guy planning things and the girl can't come up with anything

[@tpl2023]

It's not like*

[@raffy234]

Tad Pierre-Louis Totally agreeing with you on that. *thumbs up*

[@isaacbest3702]

Truuu

[@Emmerlaus007]

Tad Pierre-Louis You deserve more up-votes. I being with 2 girls who liked mans to be plannings things and love them to decide... but never does it themself. Its like we are here to bring in the entertainement and the only thing she have to do is being there.

[@tpl2023]

I apologize for the Grammer mistakes, sometimes autocorrect messes up the msg

[@iSkeleton]

Ugh. Adande has captured my heart this sauve adorable sob, I can't help myself. I tried to resist and I can't... damn Adande. You got me...

[@lk_branch5311]

Well my name Jared.... “she said Adande you goof. Fr dang.” Wrong comment

[@EzekielBalls]

Just dont finnest him anymore he's gone through enough alwready

[@millieblyth155]

My teacher today slagged off KZbin and everyone who watches it, saying that we shouldn't "waste our lives watching others live theirs" and that it's bad to watch people do all the makeup tutorials and the vlogs and all that. I told him and the whole class about you and how you are seen as "cool" but are a really good person and gives great advice that is moral and right, while still being funny and entertaining. That shut him right up 😂

[@Catherinelchannel]

they say we cant waste our time learning other people's lives PSSSHHH Then how come we learn about History and other people like MLK or smth

[@nitroknifegames3477]

Lol gotta a love when teachers are wrong and they know it!

[@SjorsTea]

+Catherine L. I ain;t saying I agree with the teacher because watching KZbin is obviously not a waste of time, but MLK is pretty much more important than anyone on KZbin

[@Catherinelchannel]

+SjorsTea Ya Ik that but still if we shouldnt waste our time learning about other how come theres history :/ Even though history IS more important were still not WASTING OUR TIME because theres stuff to learn on some peoples videos.

[@karluv.]

your shirt are the robbers from home alone

[@JarrelEmmanuel]

And the nobel prize goes to..

[@get_better_m8723]

+Jarrel Walcott 😂😂😂😂

[@WyattRevell]

Nice one, Einstein.

[@Lyrix33]

Sgt. Obvious 😂😂

[@kkkkkkkkkkkkkoooooll]

What if there were people who saw them and were like “I know them from something, but I can’t quite remember what?” Then they see this comment and are like “ohhhhh”... he did something helpful. Douchebags lmao

[@TheVirtualBomb]

It would be awesome if Swoozie could make a video about social anxiety, and how to be more confident. 😁

[@DARKZCAPONE]

TheVietnamBomb | TVB yea man

[@eoinmoriarty11]

#MailMonday #WatchWellCast #Whiteboy7thStreet (I'll link more if I can remember.

[@IMROFLO]

TheVietnamBomb | TVB He makes a lot of videos kind of like that, not exactly about social anxiety, but the other vids have the same effect

[@jaybarua1328]

***** Thanks for stating an opinion and watching this video just for completely hating on it your life must be complete that you made this completely stupid accomplishment

[@miguelinio777]

TheVietnamBomb | TVB simplepickup has an exact video on that actually.

[@zriyah101lovejames7]

Back row all the way

[@ShotgunLlama]

A wad of $100's huh? Wow! That's enough for you each to get a ticket and share one popcorn between yourselves!

[@jameshammond5153]

LOL YOU THINK THEY COULD GET A POPCORN.

[@moniquevaldin611]

ShotgunLlama yea for some theathers The Movie Tavern is 8 buckes per ticket 4.75 for a popcorn and you get to reserve seats with a table to eat off of and they sell food too

[@thc4825]

Naw m8, probz sum free napkins

[@mandiblecalavera]

***** Nah man, Them Swooshes be amazing

[@ladygagagagax4]

GOKU FIGURINE IN THE BACK (SS4)🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻❤️

[@SuperNitro52]

The fact that it is from GT makes it lame.

[@KingReux]

Jabari Chiphe Facts.

[@EchoBeatzzz]

It isn't even part of the actual timeline :p

[@icecru2]

***** but they were modeled by toriyama

[@thelonelygamer361]

icecru2 The Super Saiyan 4 form was designed by Toei Animation's character designer Katsuyoshi Nakatsuru.

[@pr0l0gue]

You got hustled for some movie tickets, bro. She noticed early on (and even told you straight-up) that you weren't sexually assertive. She knew that as long as you stayed passive (but hopeful), she could get free stuff without doing anything physical. Jackpot. If a woman ever tells you that she'll hook up with you under the condition that you spend money, that's your cue to moonwalk away. There's a term for women who do that.

[@dennisavsh3850]

Yea it's called gold digger

[@pr0l0gue]

I was thinking prostitute but I guess gold digger's a nicer way of putting it

[@dennisavsh3850]

Pr0L0gue lol

[@pondzmeme2824]

+Pr0L0gue i agree

[@KashTheTorontoMan]

+Pr0L0gue You my friend are a G

[@imperia8923]

what he says-"i want to bring you guys along" what he actually means-"i clickbaited you guys and you all fell for it"

[@patluvsvettes]

Yes!

[@NicaRox15]

same thing

[@pmbarro]

Well first of all, if a girl is telling me she's never kissed anyone and acts hard to get. I just wouldn't give her the attention. I wouldn't waste my time. That's exactly what she's fishing for, Attention.

[@DeadFury222]

I Smell Fresh Cash This man...give this man a cookie! Fuck it,a lifetime-worth truck of cookies!

[@DARKZCAPONE]

I Smell Fresh Cash the girl would be lying

[@ultimarad3866]

I Smell Fresh Cash I agree, she had sWooZie wrapped around her finger making him do exactly what she wants. She's not good enough for him.

[@pmbarro]

***** Well you know, Swooz1e did say that she said "If you were going to kiss me, you would of done it by now." Clearly she was thinking about it, egging him on, then rejects him? Na brah you got the game fudged up. Clearly fishing for attention. A waste of time.

[@leondelafonte]

***** Chasing someone whos obviously playing hard to get and mind games not only wastes your time, it saps you of your self respect. Refuse to play. In this situation Id do either of two things depending on how comfortable me and her are. On a 2nd date I'd have probably left. No point in watching a crappy movie like Annabelle alone. If we were comfortable with each other however (and I was confident she wouldnt freak out) I'd have gone down there, literally picked her up, walked up the stair and plopped her on the back row seat. She needs to learn that sometimes if she's being stubborn it's my way. Period.

[@buckyscastle]

If someone doesn't like Maze Runner, you can't trust them.

[@mercilesspenguin4551]

SwooZie my dude! Where on planet earth did you find that shirt!?

[@faiz8844]

Merciless Penguin description

[@MKiperVods]

where did he find that ssj4 goku?

[@gk2steezy]

MKiper DBZ

[@dankmemes-fy9yw]

I can't really feel u ma man I never dated

[@CAL9919A]

smosh screen shot man maybe

[@bluemoon2189]

Then you haven't had a broken heart yet. Be grateful

[@KalCBN]

Goku SSJ4 sneaking behind gonna Kamehameha yo ass.

[@t2man2gaming89]

finally someone who has said something 😂

[@ilywoe1567]

I KNEW I WASNT THE ONLY ONE THAT NOTICED SSJ4 Goku

[@ilywoe1567]

+Super sand legend LIKE FR BRUH

[@AetherBoye]

Lol Lol

[@homeslice808]

Yep :)

[@aresbeletski]

That "back to future" skateboard in the background tho! :D

[@pronoobuniverse1786]

IKR XD

[@_mermaidguts]

Hoverboard*

[@aresbeletski]

Kayla Shea Im pretty sure thats a skateboard in the background

[@_mermaidguts]

Svyatoslav Beletskiy Pretty sure it's just a hoverboard replica from BTTF Part 2.

[@FeloniousP]

Right! I couldn't stop looking at it!

[@DaKnightsofawesome]

Reminds me of a song... Well, a woman who'll kiss on the very first date Is usually a hussy And a woman who'll kiss on the second time out Is anything but fussy But a woman who'll wait till the third time around Head in the clouds, feet on the ground She's the girl you're glad you found She's your shipoopi Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi The girl who's hard to get Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi But you can win her yet

[@mcdadais]

I read that in Peter Griffins voice. XD

[@TheJordan9903]

You win the internet today, sir

[@meiji4785]

Why do I feel like I know this from somewhere...... Where did this come from??

[@blahhblah6635]

Mei Jedidian Abendan It's a real song and it was on family guy as stated above.

[@KiyotheConquerer]

blahh blah It was a song from The Music Man first.

[@bloodlustamvs3866]

I would say back row if my phone dies I’m gonna be at the first row faster than the flash my guy

[@Reader314159]

YESSSS HE HAS AN APPLE WATCH YESSSSS SWOOZIE YOU'RE ONE OF US

[@Undefeated.ZX10]

They suck ass

[@nman9139]

Apple sucks dick

[@mauriceg.j7065]

HavoK -Zack- Man I have a Mac, and I can safely say. I'd rather root for the Los Angeles Clippers, as a Warriors fan. Then rather have Apple.

[@domoamadi8634]

Googlevwatch was before apple watch. And apple sucks dick

[@a.roberts4203]

*Chants* One of us. One of us.

[@signallost5412]

I would tell my girl, " sorry baby, but my neck hurts and I don't want it to break and fall off cause we in the front row, I think we should sit in the back."

[@JokerDaGeneral]

Then she says OK you go chill in back while I sit in front and we can text

[@MissKabamba]

This is the best comment 😂

[@Jesmagi]

In that situation, i give them a reason. I tell them i get migraines and cant sit that close. And if she still is stubborn then she's just heartless.>:(

[@noahtetreault3859]

Watch out we got a bada** over here

[@codymaugh2881]

you meant he*

[@lovely90able]

+Cody Maugh ughhhh you're so annoying

[@codymaugh2881]

You don't know me so you wouldn't know if I was even annoying.

[@vanhoot2234]

+Jesmagi shouldn't have to make an excuse... the girl knew what was up... she wasn't going kiss the dude simple as that. She is probably not THAT stubborn or she is completely oblivious or just using you. Either case to much work and not worth the time.

[@delicate7109]

I love how all the comments are calling the girl a psychopath for sitting in the front row lmaoo

[@AK74Unization]

Easy, you go to the front, pick her up, and carry her to the back.

[@Sapphires_]

This made me laugh xD

[@jetcap3930]

Genius..

[@golkoorria0]

AK74Unization until she screams assault lmao

[@400nm2]

AK74Unization This Swoozie, this...

[@KumakOwO]

That would have been adorable.

[@MagoDSnowman]

So... never date girls that act like your sister, GOT IT. Also, I would have won that argument because my hand always goes wherever I tell her to.

[@ImGonnaFudgeThatFish]

Never date others that resemble family, in general. It might seem nice at first, but fighting usually comes as a result.

[@vampirecaptnz]

Yeah i think its evidently clear that by sitting in the front row, she was definitely dodging the kiss. I think that Swoozie made the right choice by standing his ground though. I think it was made super clear that this girl wasn't going to give him this kiss any time soon, and I'm saying this as a girl, if a girl is dangling that carrot on a string and you keep letting her, she is going to walk all over you until youre flat as a pancake on the poor carpet you laid down on. This girl wants to spend time playin, let her play in someone else's sandbox. DROP DAT GURL.

[@vampirecaptnz]

Inked Paiges oh and to be clear, no means no. thats not what I mean. Don't dump a girl if she's just not ready for something. However, if that girl is using said thing as a bribe to get her way, and then taking it back at the last second, that is childish and you should reevaluate the situation.

[@awesomemaria]

Inked Paiges I agree with everything you just said.

[@chickennuget1223]

2:56 the action figure “ wait, SO THEY MAKE MOVIES ABOUT DOLLS?!”

[@sophial459]

If you didn't want to see the movie anyways then sit in the front with her!

[@domoamadi8634]

That's so true lmao

[@swoozie]

You make a very good point! I think I was so busy thinking "what would I do if this was my sister doing this" to realize that

[@phane00]

Sophia Sophia Agreed. You forgot the deal, Swoozie. The deal was, you go to Annabelle with her and you two makeout during the movie. Watching the movie was never in the deal. She offered you the deal because she wanted to go to a horror movie WITH YOU! She even wanted to sit in seats that make it very hard to see the movie. Have you never taken a date to see a horror flick? Half the time, they ain't watchin' da movie! As soon as that first scare hits, bam, you've got your girl wrapped around you for the rest of the film. You actually managed to c*ckblock yourself by trying to watch a movie that you DIDN'T WANT TO WATCH in the first place! Also, quit thinking of your sister while with your date. That's a different kind of battle of wills.

[@grandpatrinity3299]

sWooZie Your sister don't make out with you, although some girls can be very similar to a family member, they're still 10 times harder to handle, you don't have the "just your brother" card. xD

[@Vexens]

Sophia Sophia So, you advocate going to the very front row, and then making out, in full view of EVERYBODY in the theater.

[@lookowl4693]

I'm offended that you thought it was appropriate to use your phone in a film screening.

[@pronoobuniverse1786]

#thuglife

[@GeckoGirl315]

That was before the movie started...

[@WBAL111]

Charlie Townsend It's not like he was recording the movie.

[@sectorcodec]

Charlie Townsend Shut up

[@tangibleskull]

Genesis776 Bruh, have you ever had some dipshit behind you texting while the movie was playing? That shit makes you wanna commit a mass murder.

[@MoeOthman]

Pfft, I'm 22, I live in NYC, i swim professionally, and I'm even a KZbinr ffs, and I still haven't got my first kiss yet. 😑

[@kiera6646]

***** I would totally be willing to help you out... you know, out of the kindness of my heart.

[@Sorrowsofthemoon]

hey baby hey

[@fluffyrolls]

***** you have to be more assertive man. the girls aint just to come up and kiss you, you gotta kiss her.

[@ChloesCardiology]

Same here, but 23 years young.

[@JessiPeele]

ChloesCardiology I ship you two! Go to NYC and get your first kiss :3

[@vladt3526]

I'd go back row... I'm not gonna sit next to an imaginary girl 😂😂

[@Veper777]

i kissed my cat one time does that count

[@emilystanek1963]

Don't worry Mr. Turtle/Toucan, your not alone 0 - 0

[@tam3in]

Yup me too! 😆😛

[@LoyalBlue]

SnorkelTurtle Tamagatchi's don't count bro.

[@nina2761]

I've only kissed my cats on the head and cheek, does that count?

[@icywater5733]

Nicki Brave a stupid fucking joke, you dont treat animals sexually like that

[@jameswray50]

I would have dumped her the second I realized she had a controlling personality. Crisis averted.

[@dbreizin9720]

DaCamponTwee single for life

[@lc1371]

Exactly. She's obviously git a major attitude problem.

[@ChaoticEnigma92]

Smash Bros 4 u and me and HAPPY

[@ivanbenja4]

Smash Bros 4 u and me Would you rather be happy alone or controlled in a relationship.

[@TundraTress]

Thought it was kinda funny and cute how they sat apart from eachother, figured they would laugh about it afterwards. Then he said they were salt and I'm just like -_-

[@LoonyHalfBlood]

Because I'm a girl, and I have big brown puppy eyes, and I usually go out with guys that can't help but be gentlemen and melt when I give them the puppy dog look, I usually get my own way, but if he didn't want to see it to begin with, I'd allow him to choose the seat.

[@mima_piedade]

wise girl

[@mima_piedade]

the only thing i can do with my eyes is make people afraid of me :-D lol

[@aza.zipppp]

+Ilka Piedade this comment is life.

[@Ndasuunye]

+LoonyHalfBlood sounds like the gentleman won't win any favours dating you then. Assertive men for you only it seems.

[@LoonyHalfBlood]

+Ndasuunye Assertive? Nope, more like stubborn. I'll see his side only if he sees my side. if he can't he can go fuck himself.

[@The_nega_ch1n]

I'd sit in the front, especially if I didnt even wanna watch the movie in the first place

[@gouobo]

Can anyone guess the first thing I noticed in this video?

[@swoozie]

Goku ~ LOL Im actually interested to know the answer to this question also ^_____^

[@gouobo]

DAT SUPA SAIYAN 4 GOKU IN DA BACKGROUND!

[@itgela]

Goku eyeliner or eyeshadow whatever its called ?

[@ashrafg4668]

Goku bruuuuuuuh

[@BrunoZanoti]

Goku Without noticing your name or picture, I scrolled to the video, said "the Goku figurine", scrolled back and went, "Oh".

[@hellodolly7989]

Those front row seats break necks. Evrybody knows the further back, the better

[@anaespana1166]

Back row forever! #TeamBackRow

[@rodentlover100]

Ana Espana I would have liked, but then I saw the hashtag...

[@oof5474]

rodentlover100 TEAMNOHASHTAGS!

[@rodentlover100]

Gvonc00 Hypocrite.

[@rodentlover100]

Makin' Bacon Annoying.

[@sweslayergaming3157]

Whats so wrong with #hastags #?

[@knonza]

Who mostly looked at swoozies shirt

[@kategentry]

Chances are she wasn't ever gonna let you kiss her. If she had liked you at all, more than likely she would have kissed you. It was probably a game to her. You sitting in the back was probably the best thing. You made the compromise of going to see that movie. She should have sat in the back with you because of that compromise, she didn't and it's her loss. Anyway, hi I'm new to your channel, I've been binge watching your videos for the last few days. I'm really enjoying your stories. Looking forward to more of them. 😉

[@DJEpicness27]

Back row cause I'm not finna break my damn neck watching a movie

[@MelodyChellyO]

Who the heck chooses the front row PURPOSELY?!

[@swoozie]

MelodyChellyO ~ I kept saying that SAME thing over and over in my head the entire movie! lol

[@Jinzoslife]

Unless she was trying something dirty :o

[@vanessawalker5366]

MelodyChellyO a stubborn spoiled entitled beotch! #ijs

[@DesiresAttackVirtues]

She was probably doing it on purpose, so Swoozie is less reluctant to make out with a literal AUDIENCE watching behind them. You almost caught yourself a sly minx there, Swoozie.

[@suryaprasad3314]

sWooZie I think she was making you choose between her and the movie.

[@kayzee7397]

swoozie lookin like an egyptian prince

[@madamefluffy4788]

Front row at the movies is murder on the neck. You know the only reason she wanted to sit up there was so she could avoid fulfilling her end of the agreement. Girls like that are vile! Count yourself lucky things didn't progress further.

[@jamieyuhh]

If my phone died in that situation i wouldve given in and moved to where they were

[@michael-gary-scott]

Jamie D Same here.

[@swoozie]

Jamie D ~ I was so close! I didnt want her to think I was ignoring her and I didnt want to wait 2 hours and heave her thinking that the entire time... then there was the idea that if I got up to tell her my phone died, then I might lose these seats in the back if 2 new ppl came in. Never a dull moment :)

[@kahriqsalil]

I say you stamp your mighty foot down and say "GIRL. Izzz you paying my chiropractor bills when my neck gets stuck looking at the sky? I aint think so!" then march up to the back like a bawse. If she still playing, go down there and whisper in her ear, "You won't believe this, but Ryan Gosling is sitting up in the back too." then hold her hostage when she sprouts wings and flies to the back row with you. Solid plan ;)

[@jeffreyshoes281]

In that situation I charge my damn phone swoozie!! Love your videos keep up the great work

[@lildwarflikes6386]

I'm self conscious and embarrassed that i've never been kissed and i'm 20. is this a desirable trait? i'm confused.

[@TheDiakArthur]

rieja thorn , it depends if you put in work for getting those kisses ;)

[@ITyraxI]

rieja thorn That depends on how you spin it. You can be embarrassed about it or use it as a 'im hard to get' type of thing =p

[@bwingbwinggwiyomi]

Just don't rush into things, just let time happen and it will all come together 😌

[@lildwarflikes6386]

I think it's just trust issues. mixed with me having a very aggressive personality that I hide behind a "good girl" image because I've been taught all my life that guys like glass eyed and docile girls.

[@TheDiakArthur]

rieja thorn i thought you were a dude, man. well they taught you that shit and it didnt work

[@ru9116]

Front row. You bought the tickets to make out haha why do you care about seeing the screen and plus less people will be near you

[@ru9116]

I mean, think about it

[@YouFoundFloyd]

Was she 16? Sounds like she was 16. Lolol

[@joywolf83]

Definitely sounds like she was 16..... Lol

[@flamexprincessxx4336]

This comment has 16 likes. I'm satisfied.

[@SAMAKUS]

This comment has 18 likes. Obviously she was 18.

[@linadessouky6037]

I made them 17 likes (evil laugh)

[@Apriltops]

Landon Ellison 31 :P

[@thorn_princess28]

I love the Home Alone shirt! ❤️

[@rockergamer101]

anyone else notice the ssj4 goku statue

[@LordHarlyquinn]

LOOOL how could I not. It made me like the video even more

[@shadow12k]

I was distracted by it the whole time. It was like subliminal messaging

[@celeste1013]

rockergamer101 sshhhh that shows never happened lol

[@Yogii66197]

I have one . Where goku turns into a human monkey with the red vest. Its super hard but elastic plastic, it bends, but doesnt break , its hard to explain . But i lost the tail , either way, its my treasure.

[@peteandcherieful]

*Me before watching Annabell* Come on it can't be that scary ] *Me after watching Annabell* *Calls police* Cop:You called Me: It moved *Points at teddy bear* Get it

[@davidwallace6283]

BeN dROwnED RULES Its not that bad once you get use to it, read a crap ton of creepypasta You would be invincble :)

[@peteandcherieful]

Radical Reviews Haha I have read so many CPS xD yet I am terrified of dolls haha

[@davidwallace6283]

Find a creepy pasta about anabell or sumthin idk

[@peteandcherieful]

Radical Reviews Haha on it

[@davidrozemberg9295]

BeN dROwnED RULES you got that from vine.

[@KingRandy404]

far as I know your last kiss was with SuperWoman

[@tracepercell5799]

dude u right no way am I going to watch a horror movie in the FRONT ROW

[@Senaloverymer]

Its 1:41 am but who cares! Love sWooZie!!!

[@spooderman5793]

Were I am its 4:45 lolZie

[@leeroy3573]

Spooder Man wow that's hilarious mate, pissing myself

[@RainBowTaffy1]

You in America? Cause that's my time XD

[@Senaloverymer]

RainBow Taffy Cali baby!! Whoo!! Haha

[@Dittozkul]

Spooder Man same here, almost 5am

[@bhq3860]

You uploaded this at 4:00 AM in the morning... Get your ahit together sWooZie

[@daniel11wolves]

I'm pretty sure he's in LA now so it was 4am lol

[@pokemonunboxed943]

People actually like the front row?? I thought it's only for people who are late and have no other seats left

[@jadeadori694]

Pokemonunboxed lol

[@smiller4659]

You followed your gut and did what you wanted-no compromise. You did the right thing.