Women Have All the Power 💁

[@bluebrrybrain]

the comment section turned into a huge dating site

[@rossmcewen2071]

Were you hoping to get attention?

[@bluebrrybrain]

Ross McEwen no, idek why this comment looks atention seeking but wtv no

[@emirkugic]

Ikr😂😂😂😂😂

[@philiphamilton9702]

a year later and you are still right

[@adoringjess]

damn.... am i a year too late to catch a date?

[@DionsWorld24]

"And then.... She's pregnant" DAMMMMMMN, so close yet so far...

[@TheMsVixen]

"The Man may be the head of a household...but the Girl is, IS THE NECK". We definitely have the power. lol Now it's tough to find a girl that doesn't abuse that.

[@MovieAddictMitch]

That is 100% true. I even see this in high school and college.

[@KossolaxtheForesworn]

and solution to that is called domestic violence, (which I personally defend) men go to work. boss yells at us all day long. men comes home, wife/girlfriend yells at us all night long and sex is long gone. (and she is cheating the guy for sure while he is at work) that circle goes on too long. finally in one normal saturday morning, women start nagging about something that isn't important in any possible level. men gets up and beat her to hospital. sure he might end up jail, but that is best thing that has happened to him in years. and if someone is going to say that these are rare cases. every women is like that. always fucking nagging, if you leave one. it doesn't really matter who you are going to take next. they might act nice and all. but when that stage is over. nagging begins.

[@Muyriii]

My big fat Greek wedding. :D

[@KossolaxtheForesworn]

Samantha B some say that beating women is for weaklings. I say, men and women have same value these days. so beat the shit out of them just like you would beat a guy.

[@MovieAddictMitch]

MrAnimepredator I think domestic violence is not the answer. Just because a woman abuses her power does not mean you have the right to beat her for it.

[@georgehiller4232]

A good relationship should be all about equality

[@SilkyLew]

equality is a myth

[@sporkralfio9350]

Dom/sub all the way!

[@DiaFTW]

You could wish

[@bboybolt8193]

@@PJammin_Out Or a demorat 🤷‍♂️

[@PJammin_Out]

@@bboybolt8193 I mean yeah, I'm not a democrat, I'm a leftist.

[@TGA19]

"Yeah girl , I'm a freaK". That part nearly killed me LOL

[@MystyrNile]

love how you capitalized the K XD

[@hamiltonatthedisco8823]

When a guy is like "you're looking at me like i'm a piece of meat" I answer "But... I'm vegetarian..."

[@Solinis]

+May maiken You're looking at me like i'm a piece of lettuce.

[@nyotfang8761]

+Mac Nwandu LOL

[@toriliashine8854]

Danggg I wish i was vegetarian just to say that lol

[@RealP3A]

Rejected! XD

[@KittenPlayzMC]

xD

[@ItsRuthiee]

personally i hate it when guys pay for everything and pick me up ect. i'm not a baby, i earn my own money and i can drive, i know it's supposed to be nice but for me it makes me feel less powerful, like the guy is taking care of me

[@tasakas1023]

U know why it's happening

[@jackmcanally7589]

Sorry they don't treat you like they should

[@aylahmoman1161]

What are you a woman or some big macho man??? It's your role to be paid for and driven and "taken care of" as you put it. That is how you see if he can provide for you and your children in the future and if he has manners. If he doesn't act like a man(pay for everything when you start dating, drive, open doors, etc) then he is not a man but a loser that no one should look over twice. And you should be a lady and not complain about being treated as one!

[@jackmcanally7589]

***** well I an dating and I also do those things

[@ItsRuthiee]

***** so basically i should conform? i can have ambition and my own goals in life, but not too much because if i'm too rich or too independent means a man won't have to 'treat me right' and 'take care of me'. no thank you! if that's what what being a lady is then i don't want to be a lady, i want to be successful.

[@oliviarobinson8189]

The way he said freak😂😂

[@meltheofcgamergirl]

Such frustration! I've actually tried asking a guy out. Tons of dudes wanted me but the one guy I was interested in...I offered to take him out, buy him drinks, got him gifts, and NOTHIN'. Dude just wasn't interested. Either that, or he was intimidated. Talked to one of my guy friends and he says most guys get intimidated by women who make the first move. Oh well...oh! And for the record, I also have mario pajama pants. :3

[@KenMtrs]

That's messed up! The guy should've given you a shot, if ONLY out of respect because you took that initiative to make the first move. That's SO rare, and it's such a shame. Did you show him your mario pajama pants? I bet that'd win him over!

[@meltheofcgamergirl]

KenMtrs I would have, had he come over! I'm like; "You're into games, I'm into games. Let's game." Even as 'just friends' he won't come over. --___-- It's really lame. 'Cause I'm still down to be just friends and game.

[@KenMtrs]

Lol, who would turn down an offer like that? That sounds totally fine, and a totally non-intimidating/no-pressure way for you to invite him to hang out. I hope he realizes he's being an idiot. :)

[@haiggoh]

meltheofcgamergirl maybe you can imagine even a little bit now what shit we guys have to go through on a daily basis. Unfortunately we don't even have the option to convince ourselves after the fact that "she was just intimidated". We always have to cope with the cold stone hearted truth that she just into you, you're not her type, no matter how cute you think she is and no matter how good you think you would fit together. And it hurts. Of course some guys have enough self-confidence to not blame it on themselves, even if they're rejected three times in a row or so. But to the more sensible guy, this can be really tough sometimes. But there's no point in just waiting for girls to do what you did. I don't know even one single guy who got into a relationship by being asked out. It practically never happens. Forget that guy and when you're over it, please try it again! Girls who have the courage you do are as hard to find like the needle in the haystack.

[@DashofDosh]

What the hellllll?? ME waiting for a guy to make the first move = discovering that he got someone else a month later lol.

[@alishainc]

'Target Acquired' DEAD This was his most sexual video to date.... love it hah!

[@LunaQur]

Alisha's Guide have you never watched any of his other videos?

[@leahchampbell2424]

Alisha's Guide 9

[@j0nni235]

Nah, I've seen more sexual videos by sWooZie

[@zyaicob]

Jonathan El-Amin Umm... to date

[@TheNextofKenn]

Im not getting over the fact that it took 45 minutes to deliver pizza...

[@KokueiKatana13]

I once was in a Wendy's drive thru for 20 minutes while waiting for an associate to take our order. I had to force my brother to pull out of the driveway. It was ridiculous.

[@doni2322]

Same bruh like if I call u bet I'm alr starving, u come 45 mins late I eat the pizza n beat the shit out of u

[@VideoGameStupidLC]

Reminds me of the pizza place in "Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th". "24 Hour Pizza! If we're not here in 24 hours then we're not coming!"

[@TheKoekiemonster1234]

[@Ziotsu-YT]

I almost slapped my screen xD GG random internet person, G.G.

[@katelynnbiller399]

George Timothy Clooney lol

[@stellasparrow]

Yet you still unverified.

[@suzannescott9596]

Gg means good game but ok

[@rayneisaway]

if there was no more girls I would not exist

[@rayneisaway]

***** how

[@rayneisaway]

xD

[@rayneisaway]

yaaaaaaaaaa

[@Kira-wo8rg]

OH WOW REALLY WHO WOULDVE THOUGHT...

[@pinkunicorn4782]

Me too😦

[@AngelWillDominate]

"I'm a frea-kuh."

[@geesevongoose]

I would love to see you two do a collaboration of sorts.

[@AngelWillDominate]

a wonderful idea but he is massively ahead of me, there's no way

[@galaxystar7079]

“Yea gurl imma FreaKKKK” ME DEAD 😂 #ItsMrStealYoPizzaDeliveryGirl IM DEAD AGAIN

[@nomadzworld]

i wouldnt want any guy buying me things or taking me places. i honestly would rather take turns paying and stuff. but guys always insist. i dont mind shareing the power at all.

[@ballsballs4153]

But girls do NOTHING in the relationship...

[@nomadzworld]

Kaiden Camp some girls not all of them

[@stars4809]

I always prefer to take the initiative, frankly. I think the whole tradition of guys always being the ones to ask the ladies out is silly, because if both parties are interested and the guy is too shy it won't happen. Gift-giving is fun, too. I mean, I guess that since I'm not asking out guys it doesn't really count in my case, but I still think it applies.

[@grljodzrugesh5396]

Najla Batchelor that means being a man, but if you steal your bf or husbands credit card, you're crossing every line

[@chill3282]

Najla Batchelor Just wanted to say: nice icon

[@MariannePurple362]

I've never seen a guy in my life say that. But what you said is sooo true......

[@simpski]

That's sad :-/

[@MariannePurple362]

simpski Huh. Yeah. Even on youtube, I've never seen a guy say that. Props to Adande!! *slow clap*

[@CromulentComputer]

Hahaha Swoozie never fails to make me laugh

[@ChOcOsTaR27]

Did anyone think that the conversation was gonna lead up to a man at his door step? lol

[@GoldJoe58]

IK same

[@NinjazInside]

I was hoping it would for the lols

[@bribri0551]

Right!

[@narratria]

Yup. :)

[@AGrayPhantom]

And then Swoozie hooked up with him. Yeah, I'd ship it.

[@koicheah9105]

I don't want to chase, because most chases end in crashes, or jailtime.

[@MsSunnyMuffins]

I find despite being a girl that I'm always the one chasing and it's gotten me nowhere so, I clearly need to order a pizza right about now.

[@beautifulmusic4225]

It very much depends on the type of man your talking to As well as both your and his intentions

[@Ayami861]

Everyone is different. When my husband was my boyfriend, I paid for meals or movie every other date because I felt that it was fair and it felt uncomfortable for me to have my date pay all the time, but that's just me. Four years of marriage nothing has changed, I paid for last date night and he is paying for the upcoming one Saturday.

[@smokydave]

this is not the majority

[@alexhowe9559]

Now that you are married you still have separate "currency"?

[@Ayami861]

Alex Howe If you mean that our money is kept separate from each others then yes but let me explain in detail. I have my own checking and savings and so does he. With our personal accounts we can pay for our hobbies and whatever else we want to buy. Together (different bank) we have a checking/savings accounts, which we put money in to pay bills and save for vacations and emergencies etc. We are on each others personal accounts as a secondary just in case something happens to the other but we don't go in the others accounts. We discussed before we were married about money, children etc. For us it is easier to do this but each couple is different.

[@alexhowe9559]

I think it's great that you had the ability to talk about those things and get the accounts set up differently. Now I have a question, how do you decide how much each person has to put into the joint account?

[@blockinaterstudios6501]

Has anyone noticed swoozie's shirt

[@blockinaterstudios6501]

Oh... Nvm

[@cutelilly_2849]

Its Jasmine like in Disney

[@Crystal_Apple]

Yeah

[@Ordr6Tsix]

I don't know about all that "Girls have all the power" I just don't dig the whole feeling "owned" situation. I think relationships should be a mutual thing, both are on the same level.

[@Decaticon]

Ordr6Tsix they should be but they arent

[@shakukon-to]

Decaticon Lord Exactly

[@im_calling_you_out]

I don't think he's necessarily talking about relationships that are already formed, but the flirtatious period when a person wants to be in a relationship.

[@s.d.6759]

dont worry bout it - He's just saying his opinion, rude internet guy. K?

[@ocean6828]

Decaticon not in all cases, many people do have healthy relationships

[@xenstarboy]

i mean i would but im 12 soooo.... thats not going anywhere

[@casinom2620]

Lol same

[@NEdgyman]

but hes desprate

[@abelleo2155]

Ey I'm a 12 year old guy but I'll still it him up

[@orangejuce5785]

ditto me two

[@InfernLilyPod]

i am 11 and I have a boyfriend

[@TheRightBadger]

Swoozie you definitely get all the females! 1. You're easy on the eyes 2. You're cute 3. You're damn funny And 4. You seem to have respect for girls

[@MASTERFTW]

NOOOOO!! She was the chosen one for you sWooZie! LOL

[@driverxrohan5214]

yeah WAS XD

[@Username-dm7jc]

"No Anakin you were the chosen one" Hahaha omg

[@amyuna526]

Hahaha this video was so hilarious! I was laughing a lot and my moms looking at me like im crazy haha.

[@Heyitsmepickup]

Swoozie doesn't post videos often, which I hate (especially when youtubers are now making daily vlogs, I'm so used to seeing new videos) BUT his content is always really good, so I can't complain.

[@DylanTee]

You gotta think, what's better a ton of crappy videos, or a few really good ones

[@Heyitsmepickup]

DylanTee Exactly, I'd rather have a couple really good videos a month verses a shitty video every week.

[@DylanTee]

Yeah I totally agree, like I'm trying to get started on KZbin and my friends like "just upload a lot of stuff" but I'm like if I do that the quality of the videos will suffer.

[@JIX9ISLER1986]

The man decides when the wedding bells ring The woman decides when the babies come

[@lolly8950]

Well what about RAPE

[@nic.6255]

EVEY sentence in this vid is true. Andante is smart, AWSOME, hilarious, tells the truth and never wants for anyone to get in trouble. It's my dream to meet this awesome dude

[@CrownedCurls]

adadante..? a donkey? lol

[@basman2006]

Swoozie, you got skills, you inpregnated her just by not wearing a shirt.

[@wintersunday6753]

If a girl chases a guy people think she's desperate. Some times a girl likes to hunt too we just hate being judged with the thirsty stick

[@Eshlar]

Not necessarily. Men don't like "easy" women, and by "easy" we mean women that chase more than one guy at a time (or in quick succession). If you chase just one person, that's actually seen as a good thing, as it shows you actually care about that person, and aren't just looking for a random available penis. Likewise, most men hate women who play "hard to get". Same reason, if you don't show interest, it means you don't care, so I won't waste my time with you. Bottom-line, never be "easy", and never play games ("hard to get"). Just know what you really want and go for it. Real men respect and appreciate that.

[@wintersunday6753]

Eshlar You're right only one doesn't know if she is easy because she chases one guy after the next it's like with guys if he's chasing one girl and she rejects him he'll go after another could be the same with the girl maybe the guy she was chasing rejected her and now she's chasing someone else. Though I do see what you are saying

[@Kaidi.Creates]

U GET FUNNIER EACH VIDEO LMFAOOO

[@swoozie]

Kaidi Lindo ~ Thanks so much for the encouragement Kaidi! I actually had to record this video 3 TIMES! Kept having audio issues so I kept trying to add a funny side not each time I sat down to record.

[@Kaidi.Creates]

Omg when u replied to me I had like a spaz attack lol

[@les3041]

Swoozie is AWESOME!

[@hoodjoogie1418]

Hey I’m from the future😌

[@les3041]

Dee2cheesy oh no

[@xAnimaniac]

I would have been drooling... Ah sorry ;) those Mario pjs.. I wanna see :D

[@BlastphamousHDGaming]

swoozie my girlfriend gets so jealous because i talk about you to her all the time.......#TeamSingle :(

[@IchigoKurosaki911]

wait hold on, why would ur girlfriend get jelouse? are you a girl?

[@BlastphamousHDGaming]

yes man........im a girl lmao one look at my channel will confirm it for you LMAO

[@nothisispatrick8752]

LMAO

[@santiino5812]

BHD!!!!!!

[@mysteriousvideogamer]

I remember this one time, me and my guy friend went to the movies, and we both wanted to pay for the snacks (I don't really like having others pay for something I get. Especially with this friend, since his dad had cancer and they were a bit low on money.) So, basically, here's how it happened: Me: *sees friend take put money* don't worry man, I got it Friend: Naw, don't worry bout it. I'll pay Me: No, I'll pay *starts to hand over money to the guy working at the snack bar* Friend: *turns to guy working at the snack bar* No. Take my money Me: No no no, take my money Friend: No, mine Me: Mine Friend: Mine Me: MINE Friend: GOD DAMMIT RIVER JUST LET ME PAY FOR ONCE! Me: NO IT WAS MY IDEA TO GO TO THE MOVIES SO I'LL PAY!! Friend: YOU ALWAYS PAY Snackbar guy: *starts eating popcorn and sits there watching* Me: I DON'T CARE IF I ALWAYS PAY I'M PAYING Friend: NEIN! Snackbar guy: *takes my money* enjoy the movie Me: *turns to snackbar guy* thank you :D *turns to friend* HA! Friend: -_- *walks into room where the movie is playing* Me: Wait up! You forgot your snack!! so yea, somewhat funny story of the day XD

[@mysteriousvideogamer]

why thank you, SilentCatt Xx!

[@meep4099]

You two....you're too good for this world :)

[@mysteriousvideogamer]

Pega Sister lol, thank you!

[@mysteriousvideogamer]

SilentCatt Xx Hey Silent Cat! How are ya?

[@mysteriousvideogamer]

SilentCatt Xx I'm doing good. Finally getting straight A's in school, so that's awesome!

[@roadkillr2]

It's been 8 years and this is more true than it has ever been...

[@MisterFakeGinger]

that awkward moment when there is a pizza ad right next to the video...

[@YupMyNameIsEmily]

pizza was probably one of the tags for the video.

[@scarbee9473]

YupMyNameIsEmily but it the add is domino not pizza hut 'O'

[@YupMyNameIsEmily]

uh... so what?

[@Jennygaskin]

Aww swoozie :) that last part made me cry a little :,( lol. Gotta luv the Swoosh ;3

[@AilatRedear]

My cousin was watching this over my shoulder and afterwards he slowly backed away from me.

[@alessiaserra7954]

why?

[@lukehawkins5329]

Alessia serra for real ?-__-

[@AilatRedear]

Alessia serra He doesn't know the more adult side of me until he read tumblr with me now and is sitting next to me unaware of this...

[@Adamskaish]

Ailat Redear "Yeah I watched a youtube video about It, I guess you could say I'm for equality now."

[@AilatRedear]

Kazuto Kirigaya wat do u mean?

[@thesavage7370]

"Hair blowing through my luscious locks" You're bald lol btw love your vids

[@suzannescott9596]

He isn't

[@ice9232]

He shaves his head lol

[@ClaireSunshine]

This is why i'm Asexual. I don't chase no one. I'm happy as shit.

[@ClaireSunshine]

;D

[@Ethanjayc]

***** I disagree.

[@ClaireSunshine]

Why?

[@Ethanjayc]

Sex is fun

[@ClaireSunshine]

Probably...

[@HenryProductionz]

women only have the power if you give it to them.

[@LouieTheProducer]

amen

[@silentdarkdead]

Oh wow... it works both ways bro.

[@HenryProductionz]

MrEmpero12 what.

[@Karatsukino]

Actually the best advice on Romance I ever got was from a crush. He said that the person that you're ment to be with is waiting for you. When you try to run after them, they in turn are running to look after you. It's a vicious cycle until one of you stops. Now I'm not sure how true that is, but one day I stopped (meaning i stopped running after the wrong guys) This guy I was talking to online was just a friend and one day I just asked him out on a whim. I didn't think he was my type at all, but he was different from anyone else I dated. 5 years later and he's my hubby. Love comes when you least expect it.

[@JackIsBackforGaming]

I'm a guy... and look like jasmine... yeah thats bad, isn't it?

[@Chhipz]

Your stories make me swoozie

[@Meggsie]

Oh... don't worry Swooz, I'm sure that you'll be exiting the dating realm and entering the marriage you've been waiting for within the decade. You'll be uploading funny marriage videos about whatever shenanigans you and your wife get into. And I'll be here, with all fifty of my cats, watching and laughing. xD

[@Sprinkle01]

"I'm lonely ....And desperate" awe 😂 I would, except in my experience no one wants ME to hit them up unless they practicing for their real targets 😂😂

[@MrSirNacho]

"So close, yet so far away" xD

[@Ndasuunye]

LOL, should have nailed it on that second order bro...never wait frigging 8 weeks

[@thecoolesteva6]

As soon as you said pregnant, I exclaimed, "UGH!" lol that sucks swoozie... get 'em next time.

[@jjArnoldjarules2016]

That's why beyonce made a song about it Obviously...

[@kylacoats2089]

WHO RUN THE WORLD(GIRLS)!!!

[@ilikebandsandcereal7968]

Haha

[@sarahsnow5615]

Well she also wrote ‘If I were a boy’

[@thatoneguy286]

Frenchfri and Gemini: Please use better English, goodbye.

[@factopolis7752]

Lol that's funny, all depends on the guy you're talking to

[@UniversalScoutPlays]

And here comes the girls freaking out and saying that isn't true

[@user-mi9hw8rm8q]

yes lol

[@DanielSantos-kb8rf]

Elliott Owsley YUP>> I ENJOY YOUR SALTY TEARS GIRLS COMPLAINING ABOUT THEIR LIFE WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY SOOOO MUCH HARDER THAN GUYS'

[@FoetusInYourNoodles]

Inc feminist hashtag, #CancelSexistSwoozie "How dare he acknowledge reality"

[@user-mi9hw8rm8q]

Daniel Santos but I'm a guy

[@DanielSantos-kb8rf]

Elliott Owsley I know, Blame G+ for that. Your name i elliot-- so yeah.

[@Saxxyman3]

They have all the power unless it's me. *Girl acting cute* "Won't you give me a discount on this computer?" me "No" "pweeeease?" "No, I would get fired" what she doesn't know is that I could get fired ...oh yeah and I am gay

[@Mona-gq7oy]

If your gay then obviously the girl is not going to have the power. Girls have the power because guys find them cute or sexy. If you are gay you aren't attracted to girls. :/

[@Saxxyman3]

That's the point

[@Mona-gq7oy]

Saxxy Yeah, I know. I was just making it clear.

[@effigytormented]

mona rehman Or if you just don't care about them. Just another variety of silly human trying to pull the wool over your eyes.

[@Mona-gq7oy]

effigytormented UH, I don't understand what you are saying, but I wasnt trying to be offending.

[@kimdkus]

LOL!! Ah young Grasshopper, you have so much to learn about life. I stumbled across your video on my homepage and the title caught my eye. Let me give you advice from a much older and much wiser woman. Instead of looking for the 'power', which really doesn't exist and is more manipulation to meet your needs only, look for how you can bring a much forgotten trait back to your relationship and make the girls swoon. Try instead to honor her in every way and let her look good in her eyes and in the eyes of others. Don't worry about getting the sex, trust me, you have your entire life for sex. Right now, you have this moment to make a great impression on her and on yourself. Always think how you can make her feel better and look better to others. Don't be afraid to open doors for her as it shows she is special or give her your jacket when she's cold. Bring her flowers and actually WALK to the door to pick her up for a date; don't sit in the car and honk the horn. (*Eye twitches*) Make everything special and make her feel special and cherished. If some person attacks her, defend her at all costs. Don't think about your needs, but think about her and how to honor her. If you do this, then you will meet the lady of your dreams and she'll never let you go. It's a very lost art and the ladies love it. The Ancients called it Chivalry. ;)

[@paplotelisundercover933]

i love this video because swoozie turned around the power without anyone noticing ....gurl this was hella smooth

[@kittyuuna]

I ordered the cinnamon icing with my pizza and fries online and then they called to confirm the icing... but the pizza with the cinnamon icing with pizza is mouthgasmic ♥

[@fawazisawesome]

wow so randum

[@SkiffySkiffultin]

Fawaz Mahbouba How is that random...

[@kittyuuna]

Fawaz Mahbouba Did you even watch the video?

[@NinjazInside]

xXMintChocolateXx I feel more like a freak almost everyone i talk to does not like a plain margheritta pizza, i like them the best so when i do order such it is always my lovely Cheese pizzas :3

[@Omegeddon]

The kitchen is too far away but the front door isn't? Lmao

[@Personell101]

Ah. A controversial topic where guys generalize girls and girls generalize guys until absolutely nothing is resolved. I think I'll go grab some popcorn and maybe roast some marshmallows on the flame warfare

[@dayana3082]

"Yeah girrll... Immma freaakkk." Lol

[@2ezRicky]

Man, girls do have the power i've never had a girl that ever confessed to me without me doing it myself oh well i'll just give up and become an old lonely man that wave his fist at little kids

[@factopolis7752]

Wodchly cause you give them the power over you

[@Beanmachine91]

Have some pride

[@sybergenie]

YOUR SHIRT THO

[@chadaudino2773]

I agree, Where did you get that shirt bruh!?

[@CindyCapriSun]

Chad Audino He made it!

[@eniccolomachiavelli]

YAYYYYYYYYY SWOOZIE'S NOT DEAD.

[@steliosliagkos]

So we finish our meal* Me: pays for my meal* Girl: confused why u didn't pay for her* Me: didn't u say u are a feminist?

[@AmbiambiSinistrous]

"[men have to do all the chasing, this gives women more power, etc.]" If you consider the inverse of this equation though, if you're a girl and you have a crush on a GUY though, according to society's rules you can't even chase, you can only drop hints, which the guy may or may not pick up on/respond to. It's pretty much the exact same thing. You can't make anybody like you, regardless of your gender. (although ftr, I kinda broke all those rules with my bf; he's a super shy, sweet guy and I figured he'd never ask me out, so I did it for him... fortunately he liked me too, so it all worked out :P)

[@GalacticYeeter]

as much as some of you dont want to admit hes absolutely right on all accounts.

[@StudioAnnLe]

LULZ!!! CINNAMON ICING!!

[@yasminkarasu7509]

I've been watching too many of your videos to the point where I've subconsciously started imitating the way you tell stories.

[@AshiKozlowski]

I actually don't believe in gender roles, so there have been a few times where I've asked a guy out or when I've paid for a date and stuff. Universe has yet to slap me upside the head.

[@1pk155]

Okay.

[@AlyMewGaming]

LOL ko-ed by the universe. xD

[@UntitledGameShow]

sWooZie you the best

[@m1dnight908]

man's been spittin facts for 8 years

[@opal77]

This comment section is toxic... no one deserves "Power". Let me put some things into perspective here, no one is luckier than the other, no one has it worse off than the other. I simply don't understand the perception that we must separate ourselves based upon our gender, and take sides as if it actually mattered. We're all living breathing beings, we all deserve respect, and we should not impose our wills upon another. Both genders are discriminated, and it disgusts me. You don't have to take a side, you should fight for what is correct for ALL of humanity, for all living things. Seperating people based on gender, race, and other physical properties is a foolish way to perceive life.

[@axis1247]

Thank you

[@KossolaxtheForesworn]

+AntiFormKeyblade i deserve power..I deserve all the power.

[@HonorableAssassins]

+AntiFormKeyblade Nobody deserves it but you cant deny there's a severe imbalance.

[@HonorableAssassins]

MrAnimepredator there are more religions than that... a lot more... and you'd have killed the majority of the population.

[@KossolaxtheForesworn]

HonorableAssassins better question is, why should I care. because less population means less resources being used by population. nature recovers and endangered species breed again. and it only requires 5-6 billion humans to die. and I only see good sides on the plan. not to mention the higher intelligence ones these people breed. it will take a damn long time before we are reduced to this pathetic state again.

[@xAreuto]

I remember when I went to restaurant and this couple just finished their meal and the guy asked the woman if they could split the bill and yelled *WHAT!?* XD woman equal rights comes with equal treatments.

[@kiddooo10]

In regards to what you said before the story, both people in a relationship, serious or not, should feel able to call the shots about what they do or don't want to do sexually. Saying that girls make the decisions about that assumes that all guys want to have sex right away and that no girl does.

[@thabangmotaung392]

I totally agree with you bro, some girls just haven't realiesd how much power they have

[@sharkmortal]

Swoozie: #ItsMrStealYoPizzaDeliveryGirl Me: Yes, Swoozie! c: B)

[@MzWonderful2005]

ha, that literally made me lol!

[@swoozie]

SomeGirlPlaysMC Fun fact: I actually giggled while typing that in so I'm glad to hear you liked it too! ^_^

[@99leadpencils]

Watching this video and hearing what you said about looking like Jasmine make me think you would be such a good match with ||Superwoman||. I know you met her a few weeks ago ...so yeah... you should CALL HER! Sincerely, Not Superwoman Just an avid fan of both of you wishing you the best.

[@ilianagomez47]

***** XD I'm dead

[@Owlmare]

They might have the power, but it's each individual's choice if he wants to be controlled by it, or be himself.

[@Tristiansantana]

H.mm

[@5tonyvvvv]

Women can get sex whenever they want! No matter how hard a guy tries...Women will always have more power! Pussey rules the world!!

[@Owlmare]

5tonyvvvv No.

[@carterlee5626]

These old videos will never ever get old in the history of KZbin

[@CharlieShay]

Good to know you survived your crazy ex. I was about to call the cops.

[@Nemenon]

Wow, so 2 solid months? That is some hardcore patience, and a little creepy xD

[@mbgisleena]

OMGGG NOOO preggo!!! haha XD i did not expect that...for a girl that like finding out the hot guy you've been crushing on is gay xD lmaoo

[@alayarhett4060]

"No Aniken... you were the chosen one!!! " I literally laughed for 3 minutes

[@FaintAura]

Women only have as much power as men give them.

[@PositiveLBo]

1:04 - You can tell he's from Barbados with that slap!

[@sahi4382]

No hes from Trinidad

[@kristijonaassa]

Swoozie omg noo! you just leaked our secret. THEY MIGHT START USING THIS POWER FOR EVILLL.

[@roseo4498]

Mwahahahahahaha!

[@flipperestes]

Be scared...be very scared...

[@mizzbarbiedoll8989]

3:57 yeoooo swoozie is sum else😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mgmts2000]

That hoverboard in the background.

[@erasmorodriguez8181]

Back to the future is awesome One more year til hover boards

[@007VitaminD]

What if the girl is ugly? Will society still give her power? Or will she be judged based on her looks? How can we stop society from judging physical looks?

[@DittyDafku]

Why would we stop society from judging physical looks? You cant satisfy everyone in the world. Physical appearance is part of being genetically prime! If you are healthy and your hormones are leveled, theres no real reason why you would be ugly. The rest is up to you.. Looks is what makes people HORNY, not personality.

[@007VitaminD]

Ditty Dafku Your justification lies on the argument "well, you cant satisfy everybody". sad bro...

[@DittyDafku]

That is because we are so diverse! You make society into this one living being. YOU want EVERYONE to stop basing things of looks. That you cannot do. Not everyone will be "hot" or even "cute". If you dont have the looks, then it means you are behind, so you have to make up for it in other areas hopefully. Hence why most of the science teachers you've had were ugly.

[@williamholm985]

Ditty Dafku "Not everyone will be 'hot' or even 'cute'." Well actually beauty is a relative term. What one person might think as beautiful, another thinks the opposite. It only depends on your perception of "hot or even cute".

[@1CoLoRz2]

Umm we don't. Your asking to take away an opinion, and something were all born with.

[@Lightshade393]

Man, I JUST ordered pizza today, which I rarely do. If I had watched this video before I ordered and been feeling especially evil, I would've answered the door in a cropped top and booty shorts, just to watch the guy's eyes fall out of his head.

[@NyQuilDonut]

I deliver for Pizza Hut and girls have done that to me.. At least I'm pretty sure it was pre-meditated. I had a girl come to the door with big boobies and a see thru white tank top on.. I mean you could clearly see her nipples through it and everything.. I was just like O__O "Yeah here's the pizza and stuff..."

[@fawazisawesome]

wallah true

[@NyQuilDonut]

Zero X I didn't feel that lucky lol. It reminded me of the "You'll never get this you'll never get this!" scene from Borat.

[@NinjazInside]

So retaining the power eh. I feel sad now ;( lol jokes

[@NinjazInside]

lasoogneypubes i have that You'll never get this all the time, so i never want it anymore :) If it happens great if it doesn't i'm not the type to go chasing a girl hell i don't even know how to chase :) i hazard to say I'm lonelier then Adande, still i'm sure that if Adande wanted to he'd be rolling in babes right now, he looks cool lol

[@inetalagzdina8436]

your last sentence was so cute .Internet hug

[@jaylorutube]

Wow... They have the "power" to say no to being sexual with you because it's THEIR BODY. You have the power to say no to her, and she has the power to say no to you. That's how it works. Buying her dinner does *not* take away that right.

[@omniXenderman]

when will a guy ever say no to sex with a cute girl, barring the fact that he is secretly gay or worried she has been around and does not want stds, or has a gf already......

[@jaylorutube]

omniXenderman or maybe not all guys are the same person. Maybe guys have the power to say no too, if they want. The point isn't IF THEY DO or not, the point is they HAVE THE OPTION. Some possibilities to expand your mind: - the guy is into another girl - the cute girl is his relative - the cute girl is friends with his ex - the cute girl is obnoxious - the cute girl has a fetish that doesn't match his sexual tastes Cool, right? people are all different. Isn't that weird? Not every guy wants to have sex with every cute girl they see.

[@omniXenderman]

JayTube Channel you know i meant with no strings attatched right,im just saying girls have a much easier time going without sex than guys do

[@jaylorutube]

omniXenderman that REALLY depends on the person. There's no magic formula for everyone.

[@omniXenderman]

acidbath32 dont date women who intimidate you, date women you love

[@sarahwoodall8225]

When you were talking about how the guys always pay for things in a relationship, I thought about how we pay for hair products, makeup, bras, and pads/tampons.

[@Maxer5ooo]

1. The world leaders are men. 2. The MILITARY powers are men. 3. Men built the world we live all benefit from. 4. Women are great supporters for the man. 5. Together, man & women are the strongest. (No, not man&man, woman&woman.)

[@iWillStealYourFood]

***** they do not value our contributions. just our blow jobs. they constantly forget that the only reason they exist is because their mothers fucked up their perfect vaginas to birth them. not to mention, Maxer5ooo just discredited homosexual relationships. he's trying to make a good point but failing miserably. all those thumbs up are probably men.

[@iWillStealYourFood]

thank you! i don't know what this dude was expecting when he posted his comment. Maxer5ooo aaaaww did i hurt your feelings? did you also know that feminism shouldn't even be a thing? it's the equivalent of the pride men already feel and its a good thing for both genders to respect themselves. also, never did i say that women fuck up their vaginas to birth men. they fuck up their vaginas to birth HUMANS. which means both sexes. my point is that men who are sexist (like you for example) don't even value our biggest contribution! human life!! somehow, in your eyes, we're still only "supporters" of men. anyways, nothing you say matters because you're a fool. your little homophobic rant proves that. it's misguided/hateful people like you, my friend, that shouldn't have internet. all you've managed to do is annoy people. i feel bad for your parents. I wonder if they're proud of the little shit they created. oh and when you die, i hope you come back gay. maybe you'll learn something about the effect bigots like you have on innocent people who are just trying to be happy.

[@dianam7344]

Yup my mother has always told me that in any situation sexual or not, "a man will only get as far as a woman will let him"

[@Gr8Crew]

Dat Fate...All up in yo mind messin with yo head, twisting the affairs of the heart, screwin with yo emotions, and then...when you think Fate's pretty cool and that he can chill with you and yo crew, he all like "PSYCH! SUPRISE MOTHATRUCKA!" And then you all like, "Dang Fate, why you gotta be like that?" And then Fate all like "It's not me, it's the times...". Fate: Screwing with you since Nineteen-Ninety Forever.