My Miranda Quotes

[@harri3176]

I put “even the notion!” in my GCSE English paper today 😂😂

[@ambrosiaaa9064]

Harri 31 I wrote about Miranda in mine 😂

[@harri3176]

Archy Ashton you should get an A* purely on that basis 😂

[@ambrosiaaa9064]

Harri 31 Tye examiner should ignore my waffle and just focus on my half a page on Miranda 😂

[@harri3176]

Archy Ashton definitely, otherwise it’s just unfair 😂

[@ambrosiaaa9064]

If I don’t get an A* It’ll be “rude”

[@sachavlogs9226]

But what about "Jasper, Jasper! Put that down. Oh I'm so sorry i think he thinks your toddler is a pheasant!"

[@dwmad94]

Sacha Avery it’s a bit obscure to quote a lot but I sure as hell love it!

[@hannahmcgahan8920]

"3 SECONDS ALREADY ANNOYED" 😂😂😂😂

[@kyledmacdonald-2115]

DOOBERIES!!!!

[@renae1866]

"THEY WEREN'T MY CURTAINS!"

[@nelsonricardo3729]

It's all in the delivery. Not inherently funny. No context. Yet, Miranda manages to make the line hilarious.

[@millybritton3760]

Where is “I bloody love crisps”

[@noahsmith9576]

Milly Britton and Bear With...

[@suzeb7005]

😂

[@Garrysullivanjones]

Such fun

[@matthewpattison8611]

I was thinking that

[@speshulk1976]

SUCH FUN! I pray every night Ms. Hart will give us another season of “Miranda”. Stevie Stevie Stevie Stevie! I miss it. Thank god for reruns!

[@booklover8546]

I agree x

[@katy5053]

90% of what I say is Miranda quotes 😂😂😂

[@jessicamilestone4026]

Me too!

[@gigiprescott8407]

the minute I hear yorkshire the accent just comes flooding back😂😂

[@doloresvangaal2248]

'Listen to my genuine laughter.'😂 Unfortunately, I feel that way... way too much.

[@ph1980]

Brilliant - but how can this video possibly exist without "Oh, good lord, that's moist!"?

[@julietolis1918]

PLYNTH.....

[@kyledmacdonald-2115]

Imagine a MOIST PLYNTH.

[@dwmad94]

Ooh, lovely!

[@Bacontats]

ph1980 I know that’s one of my favorite lines

[@dee4174]

Every time we have cake we use that one. X

[@miamae-lacey763]

My absolute favourite, “hoovering missed a bit, take your shoes off dear and febreeze”😭I say it on a weekly basis

[@SabriinaX6]

🤣 I have random moments where "what have you done today to make yourself feel proud" pop in my head every once in a while and the temptation just shout random words, MOIST, PlYNTH, PLUNGE, THRUST... sachettt

[@thecupidstunt]

I use 'rude' far too much

[@dwmad94]

Same here... it's probably the most common along with "Thank you very much caller and so to you" or variations of.

[@samsmith69omega]

1:45 I will never forget! Also now it is 2020 and I have watched all of Miranda seasons 23 times! (I counted)

[@littleolcricketbug8418]

The dedication is outstanding, I applaud you, my friend.

[@GundemaroSagrajas]

“It’s a bit camp, but we’ll go with it” 😂

[@thecupidstunt]

DOOOOBERIEES

[@jillbaker2]

Miranda: (Awkwardly) And we all laugh... so... very much.

[@dwmad94]

Isobel Awesome I quote this so often 😂😂😂

[@julietolis1918]

lets craic on with the show and THEY WERE JUST PANNING

[@UIAL570]

She means “crack” on. Craic how you spelled it is Irish for “for the fun of it/for a laugh.”

[@mjraijin]

“Oh let me keep checking” 😂😂

[@zulblackwidow8014]

Rewatched Miranda this year, and being indoors, doobries has become ingrained in my vocabulary.

[@loganthomas3575]

Freddie: I want to break Free! Miranda: That’s not funny, Freddie!!

[@mekolm]

"All I think about now is Death, Mine and the eventual Joy of yours" to her mother.

[@beatriced222]

"There's something awkward about the word awkward" 😂😂😂

[@suzeb7005]

📢 "Youre weird"...🔊 🤭

[@GundemaroSagrajas]

... And we all laugh... So very much.

[@fizzyfizz2087]

Yes please thank you very much please thank you so to you

[@manonowen1398]

I love this series. I have never laughed so much. I wish they could have done more series. It was Such Fun! 😂😂

[@lauratodd7707]

'Idn't that just right though, idn't it!' God bless Miranda. 😁

[@samadams219]

""plunge"" "" thrust"" "" crack""

[@JacobsTrainVideos]

1:56 I really love that patricia does it so well

[@angeliccandy501]

God , I use these all the time!! And the; *OH GOOD LORD THATS MOIST!*

[@TheModernRiot]

I came across this randomly and im already searching for it because i love it. British t.v for the win 🏆🙌

[@madeline52]

My quotes are: "I bloody love crisps" "I think we need some MORE SAUCE" with Clive's response of "I think you need some menus" "It's Tuesday innit" "Listen to my genuine laughter"

[@lilijones6823]

“Tuesday innit”

[@ani_w7145]

I relate to this on a whole another level

[@Norsemonke99]

The fact is one after another fit together perfectly 😭😅

[@ethanlivemere1162]

"I mean, I'm not being rude, but..."

[@jenniferkelly5897]

They weren't my curtains. 😂

[@marylaurenmcmath]

Love her!

[@heidi_1love]

This is, what I call funny

[@jasperyoung6060]

Erm ‘Hungalos McMungalos’ anyone?

[@abbybridgwood9606]

I know I am 4 years too late to this but how is "Its like deal or no deal but with people" not on there. The funniest episode and quote ever.

[@jessicamilestone4026]

You're a woman after my own heart, apparently. I communicate in Mirandaisms a fair amount lol.

[@UIAL570]

Mirandaisms are what I shall call them from now on and henceforth

[@dee4174]

Wig hair! I farted and blew out a candle. 🤣

[@hanscombe72]

Thank you to KZbin. I came to find little kettle. And here it is!

[@zakariyahjefferson5676]

why am I only just discovering this

[@xXPhantomHuskyXxGames]

oh my god there's a woman on fire!

[@aporue5893]

''poker face,by lady ga'ga!HAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAA!''

[@alaksksjabaeatstsgshhs1393]

Does anyone remember bucketfull of soz ? Maybe it was bucketload idk

[@UIAL570]

Think it’s bucketful of soz😂 and yes I remember I can’t forget I love it and quote it when no one understands what I’m referencing

[@aporue5893]

''DOOBRIES!'' *runs off* 😂

[@melodyg5529]

thank you to you please thank you and kind regards

[@connorjohnnn]

I’m Amanda Barnes from the general York-shire area.

[@sweatcityheatwave]

"well at least I never married anyone for a green card so have potato for hair" while rubbing mash on Gary's head

[@LinCalc]

I like to confuse people like the whole dog or chair thing lol, also I do go Firstly, B, Third, etc.

[@dionnemannion4783]

I love to say such fun to my parents of they try get out of things and I tell you it works 🤣

[@Musicalsfangirl]

No “Long way up, short way down, GO!”

[@basil4045]

one of mine is “sounds positive!”

[@thesaber903]

me and my sister are huge fans of the show (except i binge it a lot lot more than her so at this point give me a scene and i'll remake it xD) and whenever we argue - we argue just exactly like penny and miranda in the episode they go to a therapist and then right after we realise what we're doing and then we sing "me and my girl!" just how they both do it to avoid awkwardness xD

[@linalindqvist9031]

Sue Perb!?!!! 😂

[@user-drdestiny]

*"I'm all cringed out! It's like I've eaten cotton wool!"*

[@masuganut2082]

It was a duck quacking! 🤣🤣🤣

[@lukasoitzl133]

Savoury muffins?

[@jbcatz5]

Lukas Oitzl Even the notion!

[@vii6429]

Life is full of enough disappointments Gary.... *eats muffin*

[@jasperyoung6060]

Miranda’s actually my dad

[@vii6429]

Tardis

[@vii6429]

Sorry, ur profile picture seemed to be attracting my attention...

[@Garrysullivanjones]

I larfed like a slack jawed yokel sitting on the thunder box vaping

[@GundemaroSagrajas]

To me, you missed a lot of what I call phrases

[@ClaLu]

"mMmóÓisssT" 😂❤

[@esc_stan_uk]

1:37 come on, think and pace, 👹tHinK aNd pACe👹

[@callumarmstrong2116]

What's the "that's abit camp" one I cant remember and I neeeeeed it in my life

[@ioanjonez]

They weren’t my curtains

[@willgibbins171]

*SUCH FUN SUCH FUN SUCH FUN!!*

[@l.salisbury1253]

This is USA calling... Tonight the second episode of Call Me Kat aired (a Yank attempt at Miranda). Not bad but... I have yet to hear any lines as memorable as these...

[@jayweh]

I wish I could use these on people. but that'd be weird in germany. 😁 well..such fun! would work I guess. but what about my favorites: thrust and plunge? moist? plinth?

[@moramento22]

*YOOOOUUUU WEEEEED IN A BAAAAAALLLL POOOOOOL????*

[@casey4290]

What about "Alright Bossy" 😂😂

[@justkhloevlogging]

SUCH FUN!

[@ftvedits7239]

Where’s “I bloody love crisps!!?” But great video.

[@mhtherealthing]

Bizarrely, the one that we quote most wasn't there was it? ''Such fun''.

[@imogenmorris8958]

What about “no that’s would look wrong in public 😂”

[@muftiharits]

my favourites are *cheeky* and *naughty*

[@esc_stan_uk]

0:36 when I see someone from my old school

[@Betweenthelinesss-]

Just got into this show

[@QuietBreeze97]

"DOOBRIES!"

[@QueenCityHistory]

It’s a bit camp but we’ll go with that

[@morganjones2944]

Such fun!

[@HannahPopey]

1:32😂

[@이십오25-z4k]

Such fun

[@keavad9369]

3 seconds all ready annoyed

[@linalindqvist9031]

Profit and LOOOOOOOSS

[@Ella-tf8yv]

Not my word, science’s

[@kazbi]

Yes! Me too!

[@Norsemonke99]

1:51 😭😭

[@farshadpourtorfi]

Couple hours ego she has been in kruidvat.

[@debchiu]

Bear with

[@Umbrella2]

They froze

[@yudymina5061]

Me encanta

[@LauraMelle1995]

Thrust!!!

[@stevegreening419]

I can understand using almost all of these quotes, but when and how did you use "you wee'd in a ball pool?!" Can you explain please thank you very much please so to you?

[@travelwell6049]

Quoting Miranda, are we?

[@JayAyers]

No "Bare With..." ? Blasphemy!!

[@cirinolo]

'Cheeky'

[@axeltaylor9094]

I beg your pardon, That is very rude to your Majesty! Lol :D