My MOM Rates the Stardew Valley Bachelorettes!

[@avatarophelia]

i literally told my bf that your mom sounds like i would imagine pam's voice to be and two minutes later you joke about it lol i've never felt so heard in my life

[@Lummi.a]

HAHAHA OMG

[@kingsplayer8161]

No way nobody replies to pined comment

[@Bunbunsland]

Yes

[@MyMedicalRelationship]

YES!

[@justafan6535]

I CAN HERE IT!!!

[@flale9116]

So Lummi likes Sam and Mama Lummi likes Kent. Makes sense

[@SirenPandaSabo]

It runs in thr family :p

[@kyokokirishima8922]

As an emu of the animal kingdom, i can confirm. I do, indeed, work at Starbucks.

[@Lummi.a]

HAHHAHAHAHAHA OMGGGGGG

[@W4RS4W_4_LYFE]

😂😂😂😂

[@Xecryo]

"She my favorite." "I Wonder why?" OMFG I laughed so hard at that. Your mom has Haley spot on.

[@acoelomate2984]

I love this “emu” your mom is incredible

[@SpxderNymph..]

Just wait until your mom finds out Abigail eats rocks

[@iggypancakes17]

Everyone eats rocks Ice is a rock, Salt is a rock, Sugar is a rock…

[@asepsama3334]

Everyone Drinks rock too.....​@@iggypancakes17

[@roticrack]

Thecnicly (🤓👆) as ice is a rock then water is lava (a molten rock)

[@SpxderNymph..]

I mean quartz 💀

[@iggypancakes17]

@@roticrack more like sediment that hardens into the rock

[@hot_soup4319]

Ya know I always imagined Penny with a soft southern belle accent, so oddly enough your mom and I were on similar wavelengths there lol. Also, Penny best girl and I'll die on this hill.

[@roqeebbakare2558]

Both of us will

[@darc34]

The three of us will

[@paulwirth5198]

The four of us will

[@Rasimlol1380]

Four of you will

[@myuuk316]

the five of us will

[@Tthebossbreh]

Penny being described as ✨olè✨ is perfect

[@tacituskilgore5372]

The cowgirl depiction was on spot 😂

[@DMOFVAULT]

She honestly got Haley really accurate 😅even with the freeloader thing because emily talks about how she pays the bills, which makes sense because Emily has the bigger room

[@mmgh1421]

“Rhonda works at Home Depot” 😭💀

[@floatingdaisy3256]

I can actually kind of see it. She is crafty and has gay vibes!

[@finchblue7322]

This was hysterical. Need the bachelor version released immediately 😄

[@mirjanbouma]

They already did that one!

[@hanban7]

Wait where is it?? I don't see it!

[@bloodiraven]

You went for Sam, and she went for his dad 😂

[@ellevehaler1758]

“Janet’s prettier tho” lmao you are both hilarious thank you for making my day

[@ellevehaler1758]

“SHE A NERD” haha

[@ellevehaler1758]

“She’s actually an artist” “SEE? SHE’S A NERD”

[@Mithic_sk]

She didnt have to roast Haley like that though😅. Edit: why do I have so many likes?? Edit 2: guys chill out

[@Lummi.a]

i know😭😭😭

[@truthseeker9249]

Yes she did

[@HarpiGorillaTag]

our baby Haley is too perfect 4 this world

[@thatguythatdrawzz749]

1 billion% deserved

[@aarondispenza3745]

​@@thatguythatdrawzz749 yes sir

[@Cipher42069]

your mom continues to be a queen

[@takeadeepbreathin]

Hahaha your Mom is hilarious! I lost my Mom in 2009 and your Mom actually reminds me a lot of my Mom. My Mom would also entertain my fandom stuff and was supportive of my interests. I don’t think she really cared but she wanted to connect with me and she would get all in to it cuz I was so in to it. Give your Mom a big hug and cherish her. She’s great. I can tell from one video and she made a pretty cool kid so she’s gotta be cool too. Kinda like my Mom was hahaha :-)

[@Lummi.a]

so much love to you

[@Sentient-roadside-boxwood]

The way she said 'im an alcoholic now!' Her voice was overflowing with 'the audacity!' Energy😂😍

[@Weird_Axolotl]

“She’s a artist” “see! She’s a nerd” that.. that hurt me

[@adrivoid5376]

Your mom reminds me of so many ladies I know having grown up in NJ. Love her energy and her takes.

[@imjustvibinglol]

honestly, i had the same reaction towards Kent, i was so disappointed when i found out he wasn't a bachelor 😔

[@sheldonhagerman6324]

Omg your mom is literally the voice I hear in my head when talking with Pam! Lol

[@Yuzuki1337]

This was a fun video, your mum seems awesome and I can't wait to (hopefully) hear her thoughts on the bachelors 🤣 Key takeaways here: 1. Your mum's got a sixth sense when it comes to the bratty, pretty girl stereotype and she's not pulling her punches. Also her shade throwing game is off the charts, gave me a few solid giggles. 2. She does kinda sound like what I imagine Pam to sound like, though funnily enough I could also imagine Lewis if it was a bit closer to a male voice. 3. Kent is to her what Robin is to a lot of us male players. 🤣

[@JohnFiala]

and female players tbf

[@ravioli_man7514]

i feel like your mom is right about the emily portrait. i married emily in my first playthrough because i thought she was fun and kinda carefree, but i dont think her picture does her justice

[@farideh4698]

Abigail is an "emu", that's a solid take on my wife 😆

[@atotallyrealhuman8780]

An emu with pica

[@Envrionmela]

Your mom wasn't wrong about Emily though. She does seem like the kind of girl who works at Home Hardware. But, I love how in the Stardew Valley Fair she says she thinks she missed her calling when talking about wanting to be a clown. But also Penny is pretty spot on. Penny says she wishes she was a farm girl in some of her marriage dialogue

[@nooobiechild]

This is both the most wholesome and funniest video I've seen in weeks. Momma Lummi continues to be a menace.

[@mmgh1421]

Welp now I’ll never not see a pile of poop when Leah gives me the sculpture 😂

[@mqtkwln]

your mom seeing kent and going "how u doin" is literally me the first time I saw him. I wish he was a bachelor 😫

[@bear_in_the_woods]

Penny is literally the sweetest. She's so grateful to be out of her old environment. She's adorable.

[@helge5565]

Tbh, your mom probably would be right about Haley, if Haley lived in a city

[@JasperPennepacker-qb2iz]

You’ve gotta have her react to the married women of stardew

[@jamiehood850]

Janet the emu who works at Starbucks - I'm obsessed

[@aliennyx6191]

I love how lumi's Italian accent really comes out around her mom 😂❤

[@cristyhampton]

ok, so the "jobs": Abigail: combat, gamer girl, and college student Haley: photographer and (maybe model?) Emily: Seamstress, dancer, and bartender Maru: Scientist and nurse p.s. When I was 7 my bffs names were Lucy and Janet and they were 5

[@Stolaz83]

Emily is a bartender

[@laurieb3703]

​@@Stolaz83and Abigail is a college student

[@cristyhampton]

@@Stolaz83 That too

[@cristyhampton]

@@laurieb3703 Is that really a *job* tho?

[@wolfgirlnowand4evah]

"How u doin'?" Okay so your mom and I have the same thoughts about Kent... :3

[@sarahlynn849]

Was looking for a comment like this! I wish we could marry him :(

[@sleepyote]

Your mom's hilarious, would like to see more vids like this lol. Or maybe even her playing a bit?

[@TodiToday]

1:57 YOUR NAME IS GIOVANNA??? YOU HAVE ITALIAN HERITAGE??? LET'S GOOOOOO!!

[@yourintrusivethoughts]

Your mom is HILARIOUS!! PLEASE DO THE BACHELORS!!!! ❤️

[@nickzcoffee]

I LOVED THIS VIDEO!!! The editing and the humor in it made it so fun to watch, much love to you and mama lummi!!

[@DragonNetYT]

I loved the editing style and your mom does sound like what I pam sounds like but without a southern accent

[@EggandChris]

"she lives at home". Incredible!

[@DanteMikial69]

She called Abby an 'Emu' lmfaoooo! I got too weak😭👏🏾

[@mirai.d0n]

Just started watching you when I got into Stardew Valley and I just gotta say you and your mom is so pretty!

[@raysab.7223]

Omg! Please! More videos with Mama Lummi! I’m hooked! 😍 her voice definitely gives Pam’s vibes 🙈

[@AlexParry95]

There's something I love about parents of KZbinrs guessing game characters. It's never not a good time.

[@RetroRed101]

This had me rolling. Gotta do the other side of the coin now I can only imagine what your mom would say about the bachelor's.

[@robforlife]

😭i laughed to many times this is literally what my mom would have said in all honesty EVEN MY MOM HAS CALLED EMOS EMUS

[@jl7998]

Mama Lummi roasting Haley was hilarious. Do it again!

[@PeriwinkleRoseYT]

Mama lummi literally slays

[@acemaxwell364]

We had same reaction to seeing Kent the first time 😂

[@cvlvstia]

finally another haley enthusiast i love her sm omg

[@cheru_fishmonster]

I like how she's basically got the vibe of everyone, until we get to Penny 😂

[@Trans_Belos_Fan]

Pls we need bachelors nexttt

[@dabordietrying]

3:05 to be fair tho i know/knew several Lucy's growing up and I'm only 21 😭

[@H1N4_N1NJ4]

It’s canon guys, Abby is an Emu

[@mirukusheki]

Now I need a full video of her rating the bachelors.

[@AdmiralPeach]

stumbled across you and your channel randomly on youtube.. love this video ❤ your mum is exactly what I think Pam would sound like 😂

[@sweettaterfries]

This is one of the funniest videos I’ve seen

[@sweettaterfries]

Also I agree with your mom about Emily. I was never drawn to her.

[@nolashdemon]

Abigail plays video games. Her mom: "she's you!" lol

[@vsgfilmgroup]

3:29 "Oh my GAWD my daughtah won shut about dis cahtoon charactah."

[@Epocseer]

I've been a lurker for a while now. Mama Lummi made me subscribe

[@kaylahaas]

Rhonda who works at Home Depot. Actually crying laughing.

[@dragonquill3182]

"I'm an alcoholic??!" I dont know why that made me laugh so hard! XD Your mom seems so sweet.

[@WatchTower96]

Now we need your mom to rate the Bachelors lol 😆

[@m4deinhv3n]

I need more videos with your mom. She's so funny 😅

[@jamkourdebri5104]

I found this channel because I started playing Stardew Valley ,it was really helpful, and now I've seen you stream, you are really beautiful 😅❤

[@chelscara]

Poor Pennys trauma responses making her get called a lunatic is so funny 😂😂

[@KevinGiachetti]

This video is so funny. Your mom is cracking me up. I’m a big fan.

[@JasperPennepacker-qb2iz]

Omg I love mama lummi she’s so funny

[@ZaphielSahaquielSariel]

omg keep these vids coming, love it :D

[@vectinator7605]

You should’ve also mentioned that Abigail is also a Musician. Have mom guess what instrument she plays.

[@Someone-zn4dh]

The mother is roasting her daughter in law

[@lunaoak6741]

“She don’t look like a penny” lmao I died

[@honeydofunny1363]

Barn&noble actually would fit for stardew 😂

[@chillaxin1926]

LMAO! I absolutely loved Mama Lummi's takes on these characters! This was the very first impression I got on seeing Penny for the first time: Hey, it's April O'Neill from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! 😁 And long live Janet the Emu, Starbucks' Employee of the Month! 🤣🤣🤣

[@EXPIREDBY2YEARS]

The "How you doin'?" fir Kent is the realest thing, he showed up on my doorstep and I was like shoving my husband Sam aside like-

[@GursimranR]

OMG your mom should rate the bachelors that would be so fun

[@kholoud3018]

I freakin LOVE your Mom!😂❤

[@SpxderNymph..]

I swear she was going for Haley😭 (because of you, I am now a Haley fan lol)

[@actuallyOracle]

I’m so late but when she starting singing Mary, Mary I LOST it 😭

[@UrbestieSofia]

The way she tilts her head with her glasses

[@Racheljones5085]

4:56 why does she have to roast my wife like that bro

[@Raichu_Pancakes]

I’m glad she was nice to my girl Maru 😁

[@bladeslayer1089]

Lucy shortened from lucifer makes sense to hailey

[@alynthealien]

I love your videos so much!!!🎉🎉🎉

[@SquirtRoyal]

STOPPPP!! My mother calls them Emus too! 😂😂😂

[@mosespray4510]

I love your mom's selection of names. I'm about your mom's age, and she's on target.

[@Devulini]

3:52 a shadow walked behind me offering his hand. But couldnttt understaaaaannnndddd. He said, oh mary, contrary, How does your garden grow? Come with me. And you'll be, the seventh maid in a row.. My answer, was laughter. Soft as i lowered my head... Your to late.. im afraid. This flowers already dead.

[@SlimeisProbablyAutistic]

that "i wondet why" was dubious 😭

[@psychogardnernz5171]

Mama Lummi got Emily so right. She was my first wife and regretted it since.

[@LegoMaster132]

I love your vids!

[@bernspiffard7784]

Okay, but i can definitely see Penny as a horse girl

[@Lucario-2.0]

Wait a minute. If she's Pam. Does that make you Penny? You became your own enemy.

[@ThePolice233]

3:38 thats penny

[@Bigncheeseythuggin]

I literally don’t even play stardew Valley your just funny

[@johnathantowns7275]

Please give us more mamma Lummi content!! She’s an icon and has honestly great takes minus the Haley slander

[@redfirearm7137]

You should get your mother to say some of Pam’s lines

[@jennileerose]

She never said what she thinks Emily does as a job. I was waiting for her reaction at finding out that she’s a bar maid

[@striped_pawz]

She lives at home. Where else will I live. The chicken coop?

[@j.apenrose7896]

Still is beyond me how someone can end up liking Hayley instead of Penny, but hey! Loved your Mum's guesses!