My Momma Don't Wear No Socks - Girl Scout Song with Lyrics

A song about socks
This song has various verses that do not go in any particular order. Anyone can jump in and start a verse (with "my momma don't wear no socks", everyone else responds "a ding dong"), and the verses can include the ones we sang here, others in the lyrics, and anything else you can come up with!
LYRICS:
Chorus:
A ding dong, dong dong dong
A ding, dong dong, dong dong, a ding dong
Verse:
My momma don't wear no socks
(a ding dong)
I was there when she took 'em off!
(a ding dong)
[line]
(a ding dong)
[line]
Possible verses:
-She threw them under the bed, now we know why the Boogeyman's dead!
-She threw them in outer space, wiped out a whole alien race!
-She threw them at the wall, now the bugs refuse to crawl!
-She threw them in the sky, now the birds refuse to fly!
-She threw them at the tree, now the dogs refuse to pee!
-She threw them in the Atlantic, now we know what sank the Titanic!
-She threw them in the shower, now the shower needs Lysol power!
-She threw them in the VCR, now the VCR needs CPR!
-She threw them under the covers, now she don't get no lovers!
-She threw them in the sky, now Superman refuses to fly!
-She threw them at the wall, now Spiderman refuses to crawl!
-She threw them in the room, now it's called the Temple of Doom!