My Nephew Is In BIG Trouble

[@JazzEmu]

Hello my Delicate Ovulates - Just £1 of your preciously earned moneys can help us so much in creating a very exciting piece! Please do consider supporting this endeavour if you are able: www.kickstarter.com/projects/egodeath/jazz-emu-ego-death-a-visual-narrative-conceptual-album

[@halcyon3116]

alright your brilliance will go far il donate

[@darkmykal]

The 15 pledge says it contains what the 20 pledge is. Probably unintentional 😶

[@dankirt15]

I love how honest this is. "Please please please, we need money!" Its the perfect ad campaign

[@djanirasim5842]

Honestly refreshing. Instead of lying out the ass.

[@cheesewhip812]

Dear uncle, my fluidity is not at a sufficient state to provide any direct monetary support, but I shall boost the engagement of this video to reach a larger audience. Fly high Emu

[@JazzEmu]

Your contribution does not traverse this world undervalued.

[@pigeongod3450]

I too shall participate in the quest to boost engagement, I do hope for the Emu to succeed in his own quest

[@Senselessdogruffruff]

​​@@JazzEmuDon't compliment him for this fools greed unlike him I have sold everything I owned, went into debt, and donated my organs including ones prohibited by the law all for your magnificence. As I was commenting on how this fools sins compared to my deeds, my legally hired surgeons are currently harvesting my heart to a boy approximately 3 feet away from my bed and then my illegally hired surgeons will come in the room to soon sell the leftovers to the dark parts of the web. I hope this comment helped you on how -beep- ~ho~ -beep- ~how~ -beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep- 📉📉📉📉📉📉📉📉.

[@KindOfWitch]

@@pigeongod3450 i do agree to an utmost degree. Ditto, might I say.

[@froodlenoodle]

hmm this feeling seems to also be shared by myself, for i am very prepared for such a thing

[@Niosai]

I was on the fence until he said "Please, I need the money." Then I knew it was time to contribute. There's something about him pointing his mighty finger directly at me, the viewer, that compelled me.

[@maromania7]

Sure! This ~$52 doesn't even have Eggerson Keaveney, I have no use for it.

[@meltingmug]

For a solid second, I thought that tilde was a minus. -$52 dollars. As the one and only Dipper Pines would say, “this is literally less than worthless!”.

[@chanciels]

​@@meltingmuglike he's stealing from jazz emu

[@meltingmug]

@@chanciels Nah, just kinda makes the money go _poof_ when received. Just… disappears from your bank account :]

[@politoed06]

I LOVE YOU JAZZ EMU

[@JazzEmu]

THE SENSATION IS MUTUAL

[@politoed06]

@@JazzEmu I AM GLAD WE SHARE THIS SENTIMENT!

[@-Mawce-]

WHY ARE YOU YELLING?

[@BluePhoenix710]

WHY *ARE* WE YELLING?

[@toryumau6798]

… WE ARE YELLING FOR EYE SCREAM!!! D^B(

[@johnlindquist]

My £20.00 is now your £20.00

[@DurianFruit]

i dont know how i feel about this song. the lyrics are really good, but he forgot to add instruments and melody! i love the "begging for money" metaphor that is subtle, but there. overall I think this song is a weird direction, but i still vibe with it. another banger as always

[@LoachAo]

Yeah, I think I could get into it.

[@alejandrobello7005]

every person that donates: and i like give it all to youuuu, myy brotheee

[@joshuakimpton8224]

Oh, my brothe, yeah!

[@raphaelradespiel9970]

I think this is the first time I'll be donating. Sorry my child, father wont have money to buy you diapers this month!

[@killerschep4478]

money well spend.

[@BluntArrows]

Seems like a sensible investment to me. I mean, a diaper's usability is limited - depending on your individual predisposition, perhaps even "highly" or, in some dire cases "extremely limited". While a Jazz Emu production has virtually NO limits in usability, will NEVER become soggy, odorous and/or attract insects of the unwelcome variety to queue in front of your window. Seems like a uncomplexly straightforwardly obvious choice, well played, sir.

[@yesand5536]

Your 9 month old understands complex language construction? Fill out that Oxford Uni application form immediately!

[@esobelisk3110]

@@yesand5536 how do you know how old his child is

[@dangitsandy1745]

Giving big My Brothe energy right here

[@street6565]

It's a precious and special day. No longer will my cash be confined within the constricting space of my wallet. Instead, it shall be set free and support Jazz Emu in creating art that'll make every beautiful flower on God's green, luscious, flat earth jealous of its majesty.

[@Lizzifer7]

Favourite comment for the entirety of July, thank you ❤

[@KaneyoriHK]

He's talkn nothin like how I expect him to, but yet it makes perfect sense

[@cyrus2395]

you had me at 30 minutes of jazz emu

[@DylanriDylanri]

I can't help finically but i will comment to boost the algorithm deities

[@N.Nocturne]

as a student, I'm not in a position to financial support, but here's hoping others will see this video and do so! very exciting stuff

[@s3b_Leney]

WHAT YOU ACTIVATED OUR CHRISTMAS LIGHTS!! I am crushed that I missed this golden opportunity😢

[@yellowcarpet265]

this is the greatest advert of all time

[@saintlynnie4037]

Oh Emu Lord, I have found that the creative itch you speak of, can be sufficiently scratched by using crispy towels. The crispiest ones, sun-dried by the Golden Miami sunshine, that is... Of course, it is only a temporary fix to suffice between releases of your very own itch-satisfying, musicomediological scritches. For there's not much in this world that can compete with your crispy tunes!

[@Sadistichippo]

you said please so nicely, how can I not donate?

[@imbored2047]

I love the idea of visual albums. I also love the idea of seeing your outragious song ideas in a bigger setting. I really love the fact that I dont know how you could possibly intertwine the two.. Call me intrigued

[@willnotshutup]

your pleas have convinced me and i will fund you generously as soon as i find out what "money" is

[@tammyads]

I think he means shells? maybe a goat?

[@tempestwales]

50 of my most favourite Balling British Imperial Currency Pounds is now weaving its way to your Miami bank account, my Lord Emu! Please carry on counting those Crocodilla!

[@Chellom895]

Do you accept the life size eggerson keaveney 50£ bills?

[@wynflete]

I did the thing! 😊 I’m excited for you to turn my boring money into a masterful creative feast for my senses. Nom.

[@Whitecroc]

Father-Mother, I shall endeavor to spread the gospel of the Emu, whether through fiduciary or reputative means.

[@jays9976]

JAZZ EMU YOU HAVE OPENED MY FIFTEEN OTHER EYES THAT I DIDNT KNOW EXISTED. KEEP DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING WE LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[@roosh2927]

Somehow his jaws are getting even sharper than the bleeding edge, diamond-cutters they already were. 🎉

[@bardoftime]

you had me at "please we need the money"

[@39bigmarks]

man, you have to collaborate with jacob collier sometime. i feel like both of your energies combined would create an amazing experience, not just for us listeners, but for both of you too, and you both use the same daw!

[@Quackers_up]

I’m SUPER excited! I feel like the last album just came out and now the next one is already written! I hope there are some more honest songs like last album. I love the comedic songs, but everlight and this is how I go down are some of the best songs I’ve ever heard. It’s not the same album, but humming bird is also phenomenal

[@timseguine2]

Much more deserving of money than for example Blues Ostrich.

[@appledip7133]

Or Techno Cassowary!

[@pixlark4287]

after getting so much amazing free music from you, it's the least we can do to support this project! good luck, I look forward to seeing it! :)

[@PeterCleff]

I can't wait for the album! You're a modern legend!

[@allaboutthebass1314]

Will you be releasing "Back to How it Was"? I saw it at your spectacular performance at Knight Fever. My squishy ears have gone too long without that marvelous melody

[@Lodestone8]

My finances are not so fluid as to directly support, but I shall do all that I can to spread the inception of what I am certain shall be a masterwork unlike the world has ever seen, fly high my ariose avian.

[@CrazyDrZenith]

It's cost me close to 600 pound to see you on the 22nd. But you did touch my knee, so I suppose we're even. Pledge activated.

[@lefisheproductions626]

This man is an absolute goat, such creative and funny music as well as having some absolutely awesome music videos. I pray that he gets the recognition he deserves

[@Jalaway]

another great new song from jazz emu! He never fails to fill me up and wait for the sweet release of death!!

[@deanroberts8599]

Uncle Jazz, I shall find it in my heart and my wallet to gift you approximately 13$, or 10 Pounds in britain bucks, for the pure pleasure of doing so, and receiving wonderous content! May you soar above the rest, mighty emu. (Also please please PLEASE come to the US, it would be incredible to see you live)

[@harleyrose666]

Much love Jazz 🖤 shall be donating to fund your crazy antics 🤘🏼

[@caidwab]

I think Eggerson was supposed to snail mail my schmeckle I'm so sorry it hasn't arrived yet 😓

[@worldofpaisen]

You definitely deserve money for the creative work you are putting out. I am sad to hear that you haven't financially benefitted much... Idk if getting a manager would help or why you're not making money but you should be.

[@GazB85]

Solidarity in your endeavour, Mr Emu!

[@markoviannuke6303]

best song yet.

[@lewiswithey4472]

You've brought me through some hard times in the last few years, boss. Keep it up.

[@jiffyb333]

A fantastical creative venture! Here's to great success in producing this creative masterwork 🔥

[@misterttea]

This is was an easy reimbursement for what has already been received to date

[@patchedphoenix]

Lord emu my beloved, i bequeth to thee my last dollar, use it well

[@dephtons]

Don't have the money to support you, but I hope you reach your goal, you're amazing

[@Damanticore]

I tried to watch this video then he told me to put what I'm doing on hold :(

[@ap-pv7ug]

So it's like a fixup novel, but with music videos. Very cool.

[@Jack_Wolfe]

You better make it possible to push it past 20k

[@Rhonyrat]

GIVE HIM YOUR DOLLARS. NOW.

[@serhii_himself_98]

Hope he reminds us in two weeks, it's the middle of the months and I'm all out of non essentials spending cash :(

[@thespiciestavocado5910]

Commenting and engaging in the comments to bless you with the luck of the algorithm.

[@uno_revers]

I dont know what genre you are but its my favourite

[@superskibidi4324]

I am perpetually excited to see these magnificent pieces of work, my great Emu.

[@dosquats]

❤ Godspeed J.E.

[@FrankFurther]

Id pay for it all myself. You're a legend Archie

[@chrisgeraghty9951]

WOW kickstarter works fast

[@Ragnaraq1]

I have to go to work but when I'm back I will support you sir 😎

[@JazzEmu]

I wish you a productive day at work.

[@hawkeedwards2772]

You should give Jazz Emu money. It seems like a pretty rad thing to do. I know I'd be...jazzed.

[@arunkarthikma3121]

This is for Ben-san!! 🙇‍♂️

[@roeltz]

Thankfully, I now understand how money works and was able to use my biggest money to contribute :D

[@AuraSparks]

please let this take off. what a great entertainer and artist

[@ronanh.9261]

This is great!

[@lenaofthevalley]

well I guess we're looking at a high budget boy!! just discovered you yesterday and I can't wait for this project :)

[@lukebuonanno2738]

BIg fan! Pushing you up in the algorithm!

[@mrhatsy]

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at a youtube thumbnail and title

[@Ooipstronaughtilus10000]

May the Gods of the Algo shine upon you this day

[@apayauq]

this is makes absolutely sense forever

[@maciejglinski6564]

As much as I am an enthusiast of thy songs and theatrics, any dreams of patronage is trumpled by my poor social and economical standing. Yet I write this short letter to empower your spirit and maybe bring you grace from our Machine Lords

[@PrinceSamMusic]

I’m totally donating

[@julianalcorn]

I will humbley invest in my Jam-padre from Melbourne....I hope I can help with the high notes again next time you make it Down Under :D LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR MASTERPIECE GOOD SIR!!!

[@lvcifer-cloverfield]

The fact that you kept the accent going is admirable

[@snorlaxjen]

Anything for Bonson 🫡

[@Mady0]

A ~$129 well spent. I am very excited and would love to have something personally signed from THE Jazz Emu himself.

[@smoothreux]

I've heard that Bognor Regis is panda free. They're somewhat of a cucumber powerhouse.

[@goldenknight6026]

That bit at the end sold me have some money funny funky man

[@kjl_productions]

Can't wait! (Please release sic and digital spool of cd 🙏)

[@Sunnycatglass]

This looks pretty sick, looking forward to it

[@greanbeen2816]

I had some deep-seated illusion governing the appropriate allocation of my financial proceedings, namely insofar as I perceived it a necessity that such resources are better off paying for essentials- subsistence, dwelling, and the like; but owing to your persistence and ultimately your gallant strides toward dispelling this myth, I have decided to forgo these trivialities in pursuit of _art._

[@danwho97]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!! more jazz emu sign me up!

[@psykosmach6132]

I'm sold!

[@SisterSunny]

I wasn't so sure the first time you said don't miss out, but the fifth was pretty convincing 👀

[@megavolt2951]

Dear Uncle, upon sufficient insertion of my well aquainted funds into a bank "account" assigned to my good name, I shall make certain that some silver may cross the palms of you and your talented team. Magnanimous fortune to you!

[@AveryForton]

the Beethoven reference was gold

[@tuca9457]

I would donate my 9,43 swedish kr but someone has to buy.... erm

[@sourcegear4203]

My funds are currently tied up in tax evasion but I will boost the engagement of this video for non-taxevading people to support your procurement of medical ointments.

[@becominghero9754]

Lol wut

[@alixandergoldbaum8992]

I am very excited

[@spacesheep69]

Bro that shot imitating the wanderer above a sea of fog, magical

[@rvdb9573]

I can’t wait I need it NOW!

[@mrkrunch4340]

I'm sorry, I don't have any more goats until the end of the month. I might have a few seashells lying around though... Have you tried Lloyds Tusbuh? I've heard that black horse could be helpful?

[@skelotoninstructor]

take my money 🤲

[@mazecy22]

You should put the link to the Kickstarter in your KZbin banner with the rest of your social media links so people can find it easier

[@FernandoZome]

My man, your budget is uh... limited 😐 but we shall help you to overcome this barrier between the anxious waiting and the eternal bliss after this wonderful album goes out. Cheers from Brasil 🇧🇷

[@timothyrowe1579]

Mr Jazz Emu, I am a broke English teacher living in Japan but I will like and comment on this video to boost the mysterious ALGORITHM in hopes that it will help you

[@connoisseur428]

DONT WORRY JAZZ WHEN I GET MONEY ILL HELP YOU inlove your music

[@British_Rogue]

Seems strange that Kickstarter backers won't have access to the full album, but Patreon supporters will.

[@JazzEmu]

All Kickstarter Reward tiers from Just Gimme The Viddy and beyond will receive access to the whole piece too!