My New Invention...

Have you ever taken a bit out of an olive thinking it was pitted only to find out by injecting your 3rd mulered tooth into your brain, that it wasnt?
Well, how about one out of metal!
Patreon: / urituchman
Instagram: / urituchman

[@HandToolRescue]

Now do metal olive oil.

[@rsha9505]

Or maybe metal Nutella?

[@davidarbinger3543]

metal olive oil -> evaporust?

[@multishit6664]

No no no. Metal salt shaker. full of olives.

[@recordeer8282]

Now do death metal olive oil.

[@jean-baptistegaridel8787]

This is the way

[@SeraphimKnight]

Uri's natural blend of pure craftsmanship and utter shitpost always make for amazing videos.

[@Rissa_1322]

I appreciate this very apt description

[@rakinkazi9780]

This

[@ArmchairDeity]

It doesn’t hurt to have one of the coolest names on KZbin…

[@Sophia-uc9qh]

Uri you are the answer to the question ‘What would happen if Leonardo DaVinci had power tools’

[@alvarojm750]

Underrated comment

[@notahotshot]

@@alvarojm750, overrated comment.

[@KeithOlson]

@@notahotshot, underrated comment.

[@laurenz2464]

@@KeithOlson , overrated comment

[@DrTubeman]

@@laurenz2464 , underrated comment.

[@De-sonrosados-dedos]

"I'm lazy" says the guy who made a brass salt and pepper shaker with the shape of an olive on a toothpick with his own hands... Wonders will never cease!

[@frankierzucekjr]

Isn't he the most humble guy on KZbin. He gives me hope in humanity.

[@dexmoe]

haha wonder the same

[@De-sonrosados-dedos]

@@frankierzucekjr indeed, a very kind and gifted men.

[@De-sonrosados-dedos]

@@dexmoe Aaah vi lo que hiciste con ese juego de palabras jaja

[@amelioravictoriadionyssia3323]

See, im lazy because sometimes I run to the store and back simply because it's faster and will ease my patience more. Sometimes you expend extra energy out of laziness, but only because it costs less depending on the situation. It costs way less energy for me to jog for 10, 20 minutes than to walk for an hour and a half, especially when I have stuff in the day I need to do. A lot of our western culture at least relies on the philosophy that work has to be hard - but some brilliant people know work is only the procedure you use to get the task done. Maximize the procedure, and you maximize proficiency and efficiency

[@seanc6128]

I really dig the way you tied everything together into a whole story.

[@joelanttila7927]

same here

[@the_cheese]

One might argue that the solution to this problem is carrying a larger sandwich. Thanks for this cool, fun video, Uri!!

[@didndido3638]

...or a smaller case.

[@KeithOlson]

@@didndido3638 Yes! A sandwich-sized suitcase!

[@hiromi6234]

@@KeithOlson ... a lunchbox?

[@KeithOlson]

@@hiromi6234 Pffft. That would be *HIGHLY* impractical. The only *reasonable* solution is a perfect replica of a full-sized suitcase that *exactly* fits a single sandwich, preferably with a tiny combination lock on the latch to keep thieves from stealing the contents. Perhaps a collab with Clucksprung is in order.

[@hiromi6234]

@@KeithOlson I must sincerely apologise for my absolute mornity to suggest such a stupid and impractical item. You are so right. I thank you from the bottom of my heart for teaching me the error of my ways in such a kind fashion, rather than merely criticising and bashing my foolish thoughts.

[@maximflor]

I think you broke the record for the most beautiful and weird salt and pepper set. Amazing as always. Love your projects, and keep us laughing.

[@Occatuul]

I get way to much enjoyment from Uri and his bizarre maker projects. The intro was SO good btw.

[@katiedotson704]

To heck with restaurants. There should be a Tuchman Salt & Pepper Set in every lunch box.

[@deserticus18]

Dear Uri, you made KZbin make sense to me, I learn and laugh so much with your videos, thank you very much

[@LaserGadgets]

Not a fan of olives, but I was happy to see this one in my feed!

[@Mike_Regan]

They work well in Martinis. This one, though, maybe not so much.

[@De-sonrosados-dedos]

@LaserGadgets I just saw you commenting on Luke's channel, but I see you have some very cool stuff on yours. God, I love that steampunk sword!

[@arizonabuckeye]

In your feed 😉 I see what you did there.

[@LaserGadgets]

@@arizonabuckeye Actually an accident, but lets say I had a bright moment for once :>

[@urituchmanpigeon]

Thanks! No worries, this tastes much better than a real olive 😁

[@timharris3292]

Oh Uri you beautiful lunatic! Your videos always make my day. Wonderful work. Thank you

[@Cellottia]

Loved the intro to this video! There's yet another side to you that we saw indulged today. And as for the olives: small is so, so beautiful. Don't limit them to the world's restaurants, Yuri -- everyone should have their own personal salt and pepper.... er, olives!

[@Lord_Void_Raven]

that description deserves a like on its own

[@jethrolincoln7309]

I loved how you opened that mess and thought "I need a brass olive salt shaker!" You sir are a genius!

[@emo6577]

I can feel how you put your whole heart into every creation. It’s a honor to be let into your process

[@techjunkie5782]

Uri: makes a metal olive from scratch Also Uri: says *"sorry I'm lazy"* for using a power tool I don't think you know what lazy means haha

[@maeve615]

xD "You keep using that word. I don not think it means what you think it means.." ~Inigo Montoya

[@vipervidsgamingplus5723]

Everyone has their own ideals on laziness, for him it is using power tools.

[@bielanski2493]

"We Happy?" "..." "Yo, WE HAPPY?" "No... sandwich everywhere."

[@rrrosecarbinela]

Your attention to detail never ceases to amaze. Lovely work, as always.

[@baldotcom]

I can't find the proper words to express the sheer brilliance of your creations. But this one, this one goes light-years beyond.

[@FoodCookShare]

The only word that came to mind was - delightful!

[@aserta]

Love it, especially the leaf and stem, came out incredibly well.

[@jonasholzem2909]

The intro had me in tears, really hit my sense of humour!

[@santomuro]

Whimsical would be an understatement, terrific work! Always fun to see what you’ll come up with, greetings from Australia my friend!

[@TheOriginalCoolDad]

Sitting here mumbling to myself about over engineered salt and pepper shakers, but you nailed the gorgeous part of the build. Very well done!!

[@Postfrogish]

I follow many makers on KZbin. But I feel no one truly gets me you you do. Funniest shit ever. Thanks

[@deeranfoxworthy6069]

So that's why I don't drink cocktails, I'm missing my metal olive! Fantastic intro! I loved it!

[@corbitgiberson7989]

The thumbnail had me a title confused....then the reveal of the sandwich in the briefcase had perfect comedic timing 😅 Never change Uri! I love your stuff!

[@alastairmackay4589]

Unsung, under-appreciated master of brass work, videography, broken English and whimsy. ❤

[@zwesamkeit52]

Your videos are always so entertaining

[@philipspencer1834]

This is even better than Uri teaching us how to preserve lemons in the workshop. 🤣

[@simonr6793]

I just love how ridiculously random your creativity is, God only knows what goes on in your head but your passion and projects turn out awesome every single time!!! As always sir 💯% 👍 🇬🇧. P.s one can only imagine what you would have made if you decided that you also wanted sauce with your food too 🤣😂😅🤔

[@SAHBfan]

I always suffer from cognitive dissonance when watching Uri’s videos. I am always thinking “I want to go and try something like that!” whilst realising, at the same time “There is no way I’d be capable of doing something like that” 😳

[@alejandroe.5045]

I love how when I first subbed it was just a normal metal-working channel. Something to watch when bored and out of curiosity. Now every time I come back it has an added layer of humor and cinematography. Thanks for always striving for better!

[@tomcatfoolery]

I'm intrigued, and pleased, and completely satisfied. It is just phenomenal.

[@Rissa_1322]

I really like how elaborate the setups that justify your weird ideas are.

[@PvPbomber009]

Definitely an unexpected use for a metal olive :D very cool Uri! :)

[@centaur900]

I really appreciate the fact, that not all psychopaths are evil... Well done sir. You are mad kind genius!

[@StuartMaginnis]

Seems most of them use commas in the wrong places...

[@notahotshot]

@@StuartMaginnis , no they, don't.

[@supme7558]

Just means he played you fool 🤣there all evil

[@frankierzucekjr]

30 seconds in and I ALREADY LOVE IT. You're so creative, funny, talented and such a humble man. I wish you all the best my friend. God bless you buddy

[@Tobi_Jones]

great video as always. I appreciate any youtuber who does not say "like and subscribe" its rare now a days, and refreshing to see a youtuber how has not sold their soul to the youtube algorithm.

[@mattcy6591]

I know, it's awful that people try to make a living.

[@VolatileDave]

The production on this vid is off the charts!

[@kateh4030]

What a ridiculously satisfying video! From the hilarious opening, to the salty twist! Watching you make things weird and wonderfully crafted, is amazing.

[@gk6993]

Your imagination is unfathomable. And creativity, I think, is unmatched. Thank you Uri

[@brucebutcher7838]

I love the crazyness of you videos. don't stop.

[@MJoshification]

beautiful. I gave an audible "Oh wow" when you started shaking out the salt. One of my favourite makey videos, thank you so much Uri

[@nobuckle40]

One of these days those will be a collector's items and will sell for millions of dollars. Okay, maybe not. I do have to say that those are the coolest brass olives I've ever seen. Come to think of it, they're the only brass olives I've ever seen. Very nice!

[@user-yz1ym7cf4o]

I watched the intro five times, alwys gave me good chuckle. Great job, I hope we are gonna see more of this in the future

[@bank8489]

love that intro, and such amazing craftsmanship! great video

[@LinauLee]

I’m pretty sure this is going to catch on! Another beautiful project! hUgz, Lee

[@Barelyevolvedchimp]

That was a joy to watch. Love the craftsmanship and the comedy.

[@LockeLeCruset]

"I am annoyed by my sandwich coming apart, therefore I'll invent a novelty salt and pepper shaker cum toothpick solution" is exactly why I'm subscribed. Very well done!

[@BernardSandler]

You are beyond all the things. Thank you for bringing tears of laughter so often.

[@steelcannibal]

I admire "olive" your work Uri! 🫒

[@1911wood]

Nailed it! That intro is bangin! You my friend need a script and an agent. Enjoyed the project as well.

[@babaloo55555]

Uri, you mad genius, you... As always, good sir, your videos fill me with unfettered delight. To see a craftsman of your talent create things so joyfully is truly a balm for the soul. Keep up the good work!

[@lefouraboisduxviiieme548]

This video left me with mixed feelings: admiration and laugh! Thanks for the entertaining video, Uri!

[@drbachler]

What a twist! I was certian there would be a few drops of olive oil in it, not salt. Keep up the good work, I reall enjoy your videos!

[@ryu447]

Uri!! I'm begging you, PLEASE upload more regularly!!! I love your video and think you have immense talent that nneds to be shared with the world!! You need more videos we can like and comment so we can flood the algorithm with your content! Please and thank you! Keep up the great work!!

[@shedmanx3640]

Amazingly talented work. You blow me away Uri with everything you do.

[@morganmeehan5991]

Always a fun time to watch your videos, thanks for sharing!

[@brandyrios3394]

I wish you would make more videos. not only are your videos entertaining but the item's you make are beautiful. you're such a genius.

[@michajuszczak5261]

I've seen some of Uri's crazy projects, but this video finally convinced me I have to subscribe.

[@jimgohyeah]

The beginning had me so stoked like wow Uris doing this hot and then the sandwhich in the briefcase bit I died laughing. That was great.

[@Beschaulichkeit]

What a cool project! Always lovely to see a new Uri video.

[@richball9576]

I enjoy your art and your sense of humour very much! Keep up the good work Uri.

[@frankierzucekjr]

Man that said looks so good right about now. Love the creativeness

[@theofficialczex1708]

That hand-filing of the stem into a round enough shape for threading was nutty.

[@MrMoeRod]

I love you sense of humor and whimsy! Bravo!

[@NathanLopes93]

I love the randomness of your projects.

[@melissarmt7330]

I loved this! I have often wished I could take an idea from my head and make it real. Well done!

[@stevenlarsen1691]

Unbelievable. Thank you for the intertainment and your enginuety. Now for the napkin holder. Very VERY nice video!

[@glm1987]

I love your style on things that you craft

[@pkwork]

Been missing you brother of my soul. Thank you!

[@richardharrison2342]

Uri, thank goodness there are still people like you out there 😎

[@henryworkswoodandmetal]

Super cool intro dude 👍👍👍 and the video is great too …. as always! Really dig your stuff ……

[@GuiltyMalice]

I loved the intro to this one lmao! Amazing work Uri!

[@ericcroteau1740]

A magnificently over engineered solution to a problem everyone has but no one knows about. Subscription well earned.

[@Phil-ws9vb]

Hey riesen Respekt, das Video war ja mal super Aufwendig! Ich feier es extrem mit wie viel Liebe zum Detail du alles machst!

[@ioannisalexopoulos8748]

Wonderfully extravagant, Mr Tuchman ! (from a country that worships olives since prehistory...)

[@salterclan]

I liked your nod to 80’s music and video styling or whatever that was. I enjoyed it.

[@ExcelConstruct]

Love you Uri - And love all you do mate... NEVER STOP!

[@roxannecassidy3079]

I’ll be honest I’ve been watching your videos for quite some time now and I’ll be honest I’m one of your biggest fans a couple of my favorite projects that you’ve done is the finger tapping machine your overly complicated mechanical pencil your hand is shaking saw and your ink quill dipping machine to be honest I like all of your projects but those are the ones for me that personally stand out the most thank you so much for putting out the contents that you put out there for us to enjoy watching you’re a true inspiration and an artist I wish you well stay you stay true I can’t wait to see what else you put out there

[@BobRuss-up8qw]

You sir are a WONDERFUL lunatic, in all the best possible ways... Never stop doing what you do!!!

[@sleethmitchell]

great and humorous and skillful. the patience required makes such work impossible for me. also the lack of greatness, humor and skill.

[@DavidGuyton]

Lovely as always

[@stevensmith2228]

Great intro! I love the concept and the execution is spot on! Well done, Sir!

[@wardkline935]

Uri amazing intro! your endeavors in creativity, and curiosity for other forms of expression, is really awesome to see. Cant wait to see more from the ever evolving Uri Tuchman

[@garethb5729]

I love watching your videos. It teaches me more is possible. Thanks Uri

[@fredthesecond]

Always a joy to watch. Well done!

[@paveloleynikov4715]

It goes weirdly in tune with our last dance party... When somebody bitten off a chunk of prop apple in photocorner

[@domenickriggio684]

you're literally of my favorite people. So goofy, funny, talented, skilled, I could just keep going on. but seriously you keep doing you! I don't even know you and I'm proud of you!

[@hullinstruments]

It’s so rare for One man to have such skill, and also be such a smart ass with attitude at the same time..... 🤘😂😂👍you just trolling your subscribers and having people scratch their heads! 😂 it’s why I love your channel!

[@dandaniels851]

Nice work Uri. I made mine out of brass too, but I made a mini pepper grinder because you just can't beat freshly ground pepper 😋

[@AlbertFilice]

Very cool, and the new shop looks amazing!

[@Creophilia]

A lot was put into this, and it shows. Great work as always!

[@markwatters6875]

Very clever, very cool. As always it is great to watch a maestro at work. Thank you.

[@wawi911]

How Uri hasn’t turned his door handle into a foot or hand yet is shocking!

[@isoljator]

excellent work! love the nervous energy.

[@maybehesbornwithitmaybeits9318]

Puts brass into steel vice

[@collinbutler2896]

The most wholesome man on KZbin