My New Invention...

Have you ever taken a bit out of an olive thinking it was pitted only to find out by injecting your 3rd mulered tooth into your brain, that it wasnt?
Well, how about one out of metal!
Patreon: / urituchman
Instagram: / urituchman

[@HandToolRescue]

Now do metal olive oil.

[@rash9505]

Or maybe metal Nutella?

[@davidarbinger3543]

metal olive oil -> evaporust?

[@multishit6664]

No no no. Metal salt shaker. full of olives.

[@recordeer8282]

Now do death metal olive oil.

[@jean-baptistegaridel8787]

This is the way

[@SeraphimKnight]

Uri's natural blend of pure craftsmanship and utter shitpost always make for amazing videos.

[@Rissa_1322]

I appreciate this very apt description

[@rakinkazi9780]

This

[@ArmchairDeity]

It doesn’t hurt to have one of the coolest names on KZbin…

[@De-sonrosados-dedos]

"I'm lazy" says the guy who made a brass salt and pepper shaker with the shape of an olive on a toothpick with his own hands... Wonders will never cease!

[@frankierzucekjr]

Isn't he the most humble guy on KZbin. He gives me hope in humanity.

[@dixingxu]

haha wonder the same

[@De-sonrosados-dedos]

@@frankierzucekjr indeed, a very kind and gifted men.

[@De-sonrosados-dedos]

@@dixingxu Aaah vi lo que hiciste con ese juego de palabras jaja

[@amelioravictoriadionyssia3323]

See, im lazy because sometimes I run to the store and back simply because it's faster and will ease my patience more. Sometimes you expend extra energy out of laziness, but only because it costs less depending on the situation. It costs way less energy for me to jog for 10, 20 minutes than to walk for an hour and a half, especially when I have stuff in the day I need to do. A lot of our western culture at least relies on the philosophy that work has to be hard - but some brilliant people know work is only the procedure you use to get the task done. Maximize the procedure, and you maximize proficiency and efficiency

[@Sophia-uc9qh]

Uri you are the answer to the question ‘What would happen if Leonardo DaVinci had power tools’

[@alvarojm750]

Underrated comment

[@notahotshot]

@@alvarojm750, overrated comment.

[@KeithOlson]

@@notahotshot, underrated comment.

[@laurenz2464]

@@KeithOlson , overrated comment

[@DrTubeman]

@@laurenz2464 , underrated comment.

[@seanc6128]

I really dig the way you tied everything together into a whole story.

[@joelanttila7927]

same here

[@the_cheese]

One might argue that the solution to this problem is carrying a larger sandwich. Thanks for this cool, fun video, Uri!!

[@didndido3638]

...or a smaller case.

[@KeithOlson]

@@didndido3638 Yes! A sandwich-sized suitcase!

[@hiromi6234]

@@KeithOlson ... a lunchbox?

[@KeithOlson]

@@hiromi6234 Pffft. That would be *HIGHLY* impractical. The only *reasonable* solution is a perfect replica of a full-sized suitcase that *exactly* fits a single sandwich, preferably with a tiny combination lock on the latch to keep thieves from stealing the contents. Perhaps a collab with Clucksprung is in order.

[@hiromi6234]

@@KeithOlson I must sincerely apologise for my absolute mornity to suggest such a stupid and impractical item. You are so right. I thank you from the bottom of my heart for teaching me the error of my ways in such a kind fashion, rather than merely criticising and bashing my foolish thoughts.

[@Occatuul]

I get way to much enjoyment from Uri and his bizarre maker projects. The intro was SO good btw.

[@LaserGadgets]

Not a fan of olives, but I was happy to see this one in my feed!

[@moehoward01]

They work well in Martinis. This one, though, maybe not so much.

[@De-sonrosados-dedos]

@LaserGadgets I just saw you commenting on Luke's channel, but I see you have some very cool stuff on yours. God, I love that steampunk sword!

[@arizonabuckeye]

In your feed 😉 I see what you did there.

[@LaserGadgets]

@@arizonabuckeye Actually an accident, but lets say I had a bright moment for once :>

[@urituchmanpigeon]

Thanks! No worries, this tastes much better than a real olive 😁

[@maximflor]

I think you broke the record for the most beautiful and weird salt and pepper set. Amazing as always. Love your projects, and keep us laughing.

[@timharris3292]

Oh Uri you beautiful lunatic! Your videos always make my day. Wonderful work. Thank you

[@Cellottia]

Loved the intro to this video! There's yet another side to you that we saw indulged today. And as for the olives: small is so, so beautiful. Don't limit them to the world's restaurants, Yuri -- everyone should have their own personal salt and pepper.... er, olives!

[@bielanski2493]

"We Happy?" "..." "Yo, WE HAPPY?" "No... sandwich everywhere."

[@techjunkie5782]

Uri: makes a metal olive from scratch Also Uri: says *"sorry I'm lazy"* for using a power tool I don't think you know what lazy means haha

[@maeve615]

xD "You keep using that word. I don not think it means what you think it means.." ~Inigo Montoya

[@vipervidsgamingplus5723]

Everyone has their own ideals on laziness, for him it is using power tools.

[@Lord_Void_Raven]

that description deserves a like on its own

[@jethrolincoln7309]

I loved how you opened that mess and thought "I need a brass olive salt shaker!" You sir are a genius!

[@emo6577]

I can feel how you put your whole heart into every creation. It’s a honor to be let into your process

[@aserta]

Love it, especially the leaf and stem, came out incredibly well.

[@z3099943]

That was a joy to watch. Love the craftsmanship and the comedy.

[@simonr6793]

I just love how ridiculously random your creativity is, God only knows what goes on in your head but your passion and projects turn out awesome every single time!!! As always sir 💯% 👍 🇬🇧. P.s one can only imagine what you would have made if you decided that you also wanted sauce with your food too 🤣😂😅🤔

[@jonasholzem2909]

The intro had me in tears, really hit my sense of humour!

[@alejandroe.5045]

I love how when I first subbed it was just a normal metal-working channel. Something to watch when bored and out of curiosity. Now every time I come back it has an added layer of humor and cinematography. Thanks for always striving for better!

[@deserticus18]

Dear Uri, you made KZbin make sense to me, I learn and laugh so much with your videos, thank you very much

[@zwesamkeit52]

Your videos are always so entertaining

[@santomuro]

Whimsical would be an understatement, terrific work! Always fun to see what you’ll come up with, greetings from Australia my friend!

[@corbitgiberson7989]

The thumbnail had me a title confused....then the reveal of the sandwich in the briefcase had perfect comedic timing 😅 Never change Uri! I love your stuff!

[@shedmanx3640]

Amazingly talented work. You blow me away Uri with everything you do.

[@MrMoeRod]

I love you sense of humor and whimsy! Bravo!

[@theofficialczex1708]

That hand-filing of the stem into a round enough shape for threading was nutty.

[@garethb5729]

I love watching your videos. It teaches me more is possible. Thanks Uri

[@paveloleynikov4715]

It goes weirdly in tune with our last dance party... When somebody bitten off a chunk of prop apple in photocorner

[@frankierzucekjr]

30 seconds in and I ALREADY LOVE IT. You're so creative, funny, talented and such a humble man. I wish you all the best my friend. God bless you buddy

[@fredthesecond]

Always a joy to watch. Well done!

[@codiwawi911]

How Uri hasn’t turned his door handle into a foot or hand yet is shocking!

[@bank8489]

love that intro, and such amazing craftsmanship! great video

[@VolatileDave]

The production on this vid is off the charts!

[@Beschaulichkeit]

What a cool project! Always lovely to see a new Uri video.

[@ExcelConstruct]

Love you Uri - And love all you do mate... NEVER STOP!

[@user-yz1ym7cf4o]

I watched the intro five times, alwys gave me good chuckle. Great job, I hope we are gonna see more of this in the future

[@ViQRoy89]

That intro.. 👍

[@richball9576]

I enjoy your art and your sense of humour very much! Keep up the good work Uri.

[@isoljator]

excellent work! love the nervous energy.

[@NathanLopes93]

I love the randomness of your projects.

[@morganmeehan5991]

Always a fun time to watch your videos, thanks for sharing!

[@MJoshification]

beautiful. I gave an audible "Oh wow" when you started shaking out the salt. One of my favourite makey videos, thank you so much Uri

[@brandyrios3394]

I wish you would make more videos. not only are your videos entertaining but the item's you make are beautiful. you're such a genius.

[@steelcannibal]

I admire "olive" your work Uri! 🫒

[@grigorsamsa6564]

I love this. Every single bit of it. Reminds me, in a good way, of when AvE machined a potato.

[@duff8402]

Well shit, off to search AvE's history. Never saw that one

[@grigorsamsa6564]

@@duff8402 It's... something. kzbin.info/www/bejne/iavKgYKAhbmilaM

[@dangoodwin5954]

Only here because of AvE. He mentioned this guy quite a while ago and true to AvE, it did not disappoint.

[@wardkline935]

Uri amazing intro! your endeavors in creativity, and curiosity for other forms of expression, is really awesome to see. Cant wait to see more from the ever evolving Uri Tuchman

[@stevensmith2228]

Great intro! I love the concept and the execution is spot on! Well done, Sir!

[@kateh4030]

What a ridiculously satisfying video! From the hilarious opening, to the salty twist! Watching you make things weird and wonderfully crafted, is amazing.

[@akshaykhatri1531]

Intro was so cool! Good video Uri!

[@brucebutcher7838]

I love the crazyness of you videos. don't stop.

[@rashakawa]

Your work is truly amazing

[@Phil-ws9vb]

Hey riesen Respekt, das Video war ja mal super Aufwendig! Ich feier es extrem mit wie viel Liebe zum Detail du alles machst!

[@goten2831]

Love you and your beautiful creations Uri

[@DavidGuyton]

Lovely as always

[@babaloo55555]

Uri, you mad genius, you... As always, good sir, your videos fill me with unfettered delight. To see a craftsman of your talent create things so joyfully is truly a balm for the soul. Keep up the good work!

[@GuiltyMalice]

I loved the intro to this one lmao! Amazing work Uri!

[@michajuszczak5261]

I've seen some of Uri's crazy projects, but this video finally convinced me I have to subscribe.

[@AlbertFilice]

Very cool, and the new shop looks amazing!

[@pkwork]

Been missing you brother of my soul. Thank you!

[@tomcatfoolery]

I'm intrigued, and pleased, and completely satisfied. It is just phenomenal.

[@johncarter9067]

Absolutely love your videos and your character

[@glm1987]

I love your style on things that you craft

[@centaur900]

I really appreciate the fact, that not all psychopaths are evil... Well done sir. You are mad kind genius!

[@StuartMaginnis]

Seems most of them use commas in the wrong places...

[@notahotshot]

@@StuartMaginnis , no they, don't.

[@Creophilia]

A lot was put into this, and it shows. Great work as always!

[@gk6993]

Your imagination is unfathomable. And creativity, I think, is unmatched. Thank you Uri

[@baldotcom]

I can't find the proper words to express the sheer brilliance of your creations. But this one, this one goes light-years beyond.

[@ryu447]

Uri!! I'm begging you, PLEASE upload more regularly!!! I love your video and think you have immense talent that nneds to be shared with the world!! You need more videos we can like and comment so we can flood the algorithm with your content! Please and thank you! Keep up the great work!!

[@leatherface711]

It’s so amazing the lengths and work that you put into something so simple yet so amazing

[@5lammer]

that intro was amazing. keep up the good work love your videos!

[@Rissa_1322]

I really like how elaborate the setups that justify your weird ideas are.

[@domenickriggio684]

you're literally of my favorite people. So goofy, funny, talented, skilled, I could just keep going on. but seriously you keep doing you! I don't even know you and I'm proud of you!

[@mattsonplummer6117]

Delightful as always. Keep it up!

[@salterclan]

I liked your nod to 80’s music and video styling or whatever that was. I enjoyed it.

[@SAHBfan]

I always suffer from cognitive dissonance when watching Uri’s videos. I am always thinking “I want to go and try something like that!” whilst realising, at the same time “There is no way I’d be capable of doing something like that” 😳

[@latessaallison1228]

your so awesome 😎 👏🏼👏🏼 you take everything to the next level!! Awesome job URI!

[@katiedotson704]

To heck with restaurants. There should be a Tuchman Salt & Pepper Set in every lunch box.

[@Main306]

Ground breaking, Bravo !

[@markwatters6875]

Very clever, very cool. As always it is great to watch a maestro at work. Thank you.

[@lupeters213]

The opening skit was superb!

[@sleethmitchell]

great and humorous and skillful. the patience required makes such work impossible for me. also the lack of greatness, humor and skill.

[@TheMrWoodsman]

Very much a fan of your work.

[@ioannisalexopoulos8748]

Wonderfully extravagant, Mr Tuchman ! (from a country that worships olives since prehistory...)

[@richardharrison2342]

Uri, thank goodness there are still people like you out there 😎

[@Visible.Friend]

I’m pretty sure this is going to catch on! Another beautiful project! hUgz, Lee

[@lefouraboisduxviiieme548]

This video left me with mixed feelings: admiration and laugh! Thanks for the entertaining video, Uri!

[@gunterparr1830]

Genius! Such a joy to watch!

[@BernardSandler]

You are beyond all the things. Thank you for bringing tears of laughter so often.

[@TankToChest]

Bro that needle taper you did by hand off the bench grinder WHEW!!!

[@mohammedelqulaly5688]

Masterpiece Glad to see a new upload ❤️

[@maxximumb]

I must condiment you on such a beautiful and functional project.

[@roxannecassidy3079]

I’ll be honest I’ve been watching your videos for quite some time now and I’ll be honest I’m one of your biggest fans a couple of my favorite projects that you’ve done is the finger tapping machine your overly complicated mechanical pencil your hand is shaking saw and your ink quill dipping machine to be honest I like all of your projects but those are the ones for me that personally stand out the most thank you so much for putting out the contents that you put out there for us to enjoy watching you’re a true inspiration and an artist I wish you well stay you stay true I can’t wait to see what else you put out there

[@frankierzucekjr]

Man that said looks so good right about now. Love the creativeness

[@Tobi_Jones]

great video as always. I appreciate any youtuber who does not say "like and subscribe" its rare now a days, and refreshing to see a youtuber how has not sold their soul to the youtube algorithm.

[@mattcy6591]

I know, it's awful that people try to make a living.

[@thebee5772]

I love your creativity 👏 👏 👏

[@robertlangley258]

Amazing what URI can do. What a brilliant mind.

[@drbachler]

What a twist! I was certian there would be a few drops of olive oil in it, not salt. Keep up the good work, I reall enjoy your videos!

[@MyChrisable]

That is genius!! Beautiful and functional art !

[@RubenWoodcraft]

Absolutely briliant! I was just expecting a nice artpiece 😃