my old CRINGEY songs.

Pls don't judge, my dudes
Listen to the full song clips! / 1077249139346427905
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Main animation by Jonas: / jonasthefrisk
Additional art:
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William - / uiriamu
Sean - / seanbolster.art
Anton Moverus
Sound:
Martin Olsson / @omartinproject
Jonas
Roomie

[@RoomieOfficial]

Happy Holidays & Happy New Year! See you in 2019 my dudes

[@mia7123]

Hi RAMI

[@swinglife4386]

roomie I'm Sajwan 251 on Instagram please follow me I love your singing

[@swinglife4386]

sorry sajwan105

[@swinglife4386]

Add me please

[@fin_1237]

Hello Roomie love your content

[@Alsike]

i actually like the one that goes “and iiiii haaave noothing toooo reeememberrr”

[@millow_5369]

Thumbnail: I want you to ____ my ___. Me: I want you to clean my room.

[@TheAMaazing]

You can be MY buddy rummie 😘😘😘

[@ItzReFlecTzz]

TheAMaazing sub to me plz

[@kirainfo]

Hi maaz

[@oweng6575]

@@ItzReFlecTzz noone wants to see your bad call of doo doo gameplays

[@spyrootur2013]

TheAMaazing 😂

[@milk6982]

TheAMaazing his name is rami

[@lilyai4062]

Roomie: *born and raised in sweden* Also roomie: im american

[@bruh-js7lo]

Lives in England

[@shamimaislam9406]

@@bruh-js7lo thats how mafia work

[@thomassommeryns4987]

He means he will ACT American

[@stilljamming]

In west Sweden born and raised, on KZbin is where he spent most of his days.

[@vz2428]

@@shamimaislam9406 Welcome to June

[@TJToons]

*If u actually spoke in Tedx, I'd take a plane across the world to watch it lol* 👏👏👏

[@someonewithnoskill3526]

I didn't know TJ watches roomie

[@melissabowling7933]

2nd I'm commenting this because I don't know what to reply with

[@arnavj5984]

thats true

[@Ellenchattergirl]

Same

[@thefunniestname8326]

What the 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@Lucy-mb8ux]

I was so confused when I first saw all of the comments saying “why you gotta be so hot?” But now I get it 😂

[@camchop04]

I was just like "yeah I get it. We're supposed to be doing homework, Roomie, you're distracting."

[@tchgs11zdok15]

Lol same

[@xelaant_5869]

The Tea 200 like

[@tchgs11zdok15]

Yeah, congrats

[@Lucy-mb8ux]

Gavin_Nator457 Channel woah I didn’t even know I commented this

[@ekswayem]

5:11 "those stupid *long let's play hotdogs* don't need all that promotion"

[@shadowgamer-rt6sp]

i think he said meat all that promotion

[@aidenloser8320]

😂

[@ashlynnharris]

Comment Guy I’m 666 like omg lol!

[@pervysage4819]

Guy

[@a.m.6562]

@Ps4 Ps4 He likes roomie bro ur not the only fan of him so let people comment what they want Cyka Blyat

[@MashZ]

Bruh just make 10 hour versions of your own songs!

[@randomperson5890]

Genius😂

[@syx5421]

thanks for idea i have 90 songs written i will do the same

[@hayouthought6670]

Yyyyaaaayyyy

[@neurine1199]

No dont make him go down the nightcore hole

[@lukamoric9300]

Thats how you get massive views on new music content brah

[@aaryanfatnani3585]

I wrote a poem as a child to show my love towards a girl: I am a car, Let's go to the bar

[@mascotwithadinosaur9353]

*drive me*

[@rubikssolving8924]

@@toucan5515 i'm in love in my carrrrr galileooo galileooo

[@butcherbees]

*Bootiful poem*

[@callistocryptic]

I'm a car Let's go to the bar Ride me 😉😜😏 *saxophone music*

[@paingpaingpp]

@@rubikssolving8924 *HigHeR!*

[@keegan6448]

My most embarrassing short story? As a kid, I wrote Warrior Cats fanfic. And showed it to my fourth-grade teacher. Oof.

[@matvocaat]

YES! another Warrior Cats lover here!

[@Mohammad.khalil2001]

THOSE BOOKS WERE THE SHIT

[@shoop3123]

DUDE SAME, I just never showed anyone.

[@NaiYT]

@@matvocaat you're an idiot

[@dotsvg8482]

@@NaiYT Says the guy randomly calling people idiots...

[@arvidvanthorre6547]

KZbin creators: length doesn't matter youtube: that's what she said

[@josephperets2649]

its they man

[@ellesaint1311]

Yay I found an Office fan!

[@thougsthecker7404]

@@AidenStrehle fuck off bot

[@mallaryfrassinelli2347]

"Why You Gotta Be So Hot" started off killer!! I want to hear the rest! So catchy and I love the rhyme.

[@dangerous1580]

Mallary Frassinelli it is a link in the descripion

[@tomaszugodowski3031]

@@dangerous1580 lol

[@ayushvardhan1567]

Your comment have 169 likes lmao

[@cutebear2320]

XD

[@DoctorX17]

Same. Sadly the tweet is gone

[@dutoitclaassens8324]

I'm so glad you're doing well and back on KZbin man! Keep up being Awesome

[@ItzReFlecTzz]

Du Toit Claassens sub to me plz

[@Camila-gv2vj]

You are so nice 👍

[@zaxe4689]

The animation is so funny

[@vvvictory4293]

You said it!

[@dutoitclaassens8324]

@@Camila-gv2vj thanks😁

[@yakman5720]

Roomie: born in Sweden Roomie:lives in England Also roomie: I’m American?

[@anastasiaberg5256]

Lol

[@fruit8109]

Yes

[@WHEREDIDYOULEARNWHATITMEANS]

Thats kinda me

[@econtol]

Stolen comment

[@ellqistic]

Stolen Comment?

[@sadyeehaw7252]

no one: roomie: really weird metaphors about hot dogs

[@contentbalance5350]

teehee first reply owo

[@sadyeehaw7252]

@@contentbalance5350 christ i never realised i got so many likes, thanks dude!

About dudes with longer hotdogs than his

[@valeriamoreno5983]

Lol

[@shadE64]

@:pensive:

[@dambien1747]

I thought I would hear all your non-posted songs. But instead, I'm hearing about hot dogs for 5 mins.

[@pandaboy5416]

Thats facts

[@MonsieurExist]

Swedish dude:I will be mine, I Will be you, I will be just AMERICAN

[@pandapan5797]

Lmao

[@PunkyPlays]

yEase

[@a.m.6562]

Ye

[@jkfirelord2976]

Can’t lie that song was kinda catchy 🤣

[@slipknot1017]

One of my alternative rock song choruses: I LIVE IN A CRUEL WORLD WE LIVE IN A CRUEL WORLD I LIVE IN A CRUEL WORLD AND SO DO YOU! The song is called Cruel World.

[@dea6536]

Disco Pilots Chemical Boy Horizon beautiful

[@denumelon841]

Simply impeccable. I’m impressed

[@kakakayce9542]

I wrote a cringed sing, i filled it up with my dramatic imagination, which consist of self hatred, fear, basically sad stuff

[@kaylahlodge7758]

I wrote something like this but it was supposed to be a rap... I called someone as mean as a bat...

[@lukaenjoyer6429]

When i was little i thought that liking unicorns was a cute thing, so i decided that it was my favourite animal, and wrote a song about it, in English Now, the problem is that i was like 7 years old, and I still couldn’t speak English fluently The song said something like “i love uncorn, is so beautiful, lalleallsidjejxmzos, pink shrhlaalsgra” and I showed it to my mom

[@emilywest8683]

Roomie: Dave's supercute channel Dave: Makes songs about depression and hating himself

[@Emily-sc8ei]

I just wanna give u a notif lol

[@emilywest8683]

@@Emily-sc8ei lol hi

[@Emily-sc8ei]

@@emilywest8683lol we have the same name

[@emilywest8683]

@@Emily-sc8ei yas

[@emilywest8683]

@@Emily-sc8eiyas lol

[@Wigconic.]

There 50 people that say "first" already wtf

[@alangamer3632]

H

[@dustystars8734]

Yep... -Its sad-

[@ItzReFlecTzz]

Iconic sub to me plz

[@alex-sf4er]

Iconic Welcome to KZbin

[@schildpadaldabra9650]

Yea

[@MichaelGeorgeBailey]

“...nobody else has the guts to eat sand” I mean, I guess.

[@ireadysucks3026]

Jedi Jacob I ate grass in kindergarten. Somehow that made me popular.

[@senza4591]

Yeah, well... yeah.

[@lifeonmars444]

I am autistic and I used to eat sand, it was kinda good tho

[@THEthedominette]

@@ireadysucks3026 does it taste like spaghetti

[@midlandjamie]

@@THEthedominette no

[@bruperina]

If you write a song about “the longer hot dogs” situation. It’d be a global hit.

[@yahmainmanshine6045]

I literly thought you said if you wrote a song about a longer hot dog ill gobal it

[@bruperina]

Yah Main Man shine How high are you ?😂

[@acecola8295]

it'd probably be seen as a novel song about penis envy...

[@ireadysucks3026]

I am a hotdog seller. My boss suddenly set up a yeller. *nice one me*

[@yiziyu]

I have cringy fanfiction that im really ashamed of lmao

[@user-rx7zc9gx9x]

If it's BTS fanfiction, please tell me.

[@masonbloop8968]

IF IT'S BTS, TELL USSSSS

[@yiziyu]

@@masonbloop8968 its bts, yourpalross, jinbop (oof), and black butler

[@victoriart2863]

oof me too

[@Superboygamer1028]

Are you gonna sip poop?

[@yubinbeann]

Ad: I write a letter for every boy I like Roomie: I WRITE A LOT OF SONGS

[@galaxythewolf9847]

Ooooo thats me favorite movie.... In netflix

[@hadassah6563]

@@galaxythewolf9847 ikrrrr

[@ptw7900]

OH YEAH YEAH

[@disneylove4200]

@@galaxythewolf9847 YAASS

[@littlelemon3465]

What's it called again?

[@muhammad5885]

Thumbnail lyrics: I want you to touch my spaghetti

[@alanathepossum510]

Bruh

[@waidi3242]

He Ludwig, where's the Symphony no.9 finished by you, huh?

[@MILKJUGS]

I want you to touch my heart

[@dillonventures2027]

Yeah, where is that song?

[@Ben-vl5ew]

Somebody toucha my spagett

[@neok1yte494]

9:37 “I’m so happy that this never came out” Now “WHY YA GOTTA BE SO HOT YE WHY YA GOTTA BE SO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT YEAH Roomie: Why did I think this was a good idea????

[@thefamilytraditon3678]

*lol I wrote this about this dude I didn't like named sunny. I had a dream about a Rap battle and wrote it down the day later. I am so ashamed.* Me: Boi your name is sunny you can't throw shade. And didn't ------ break up with ya youll Never get laid. Sunny: he said something about how I couldn't get a bf Me: who ever said I wanted a boyfriend, they're such a waste of time. I don't need some ugly fuqboi to tell me he's mine. ... *That's just the tip of the hotdog*

[@subcutie5479]

pUg LifE ! Dang it’s great tho

[@mascotwithadinosaur9353]

Damn, you roasting the guy

[@jackiepaige290]

I would love to see that as an actual rap battle. Please make this a thing

[@minty360]

I feel like this was for me, because one of my ex's called me sunny,

[@b07quilapionathanielkentd.59]

I like about ROOMIE: 1.Beautiful voice 2. Explaing somethings WITH HILARIOUS ANIMATION

[@cookiecoderbt]

NATHAN & JOSHUA EXPEREMENTS your channel is bad btw hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe. hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe. hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe. hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe. hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe. hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

[@lukamoric9300]

@@cookiecoderbt you need jesus

[@lukamoric9300]

@@cookiecoderbt btw yours isnt any better

[@kingpeedorah]

@@lukamoric9300 oof burned

[@milvenven]

Agreed

[@Lucy-mb8ux]

I will be just American, okay?

[@pumpkinsmush2489]

The chorus of an angst song about my stepmom I wrote in grade 7: You ain't nothing but a piece of plastic, piece of plastic, piece of plastic #2 You ain't nothing but a piece of plastic with an ice cube for a heart. At the end of the song I just wrote to "yell chorus" Sooo poetic and inspired.

[@senza4591]

Plastic gang be like

[@mamajedijaws4938]

Reminds me of Wheezer for some reason

[@crazytheowl4219]

so, here's a poem I wrote to my 1st grade crush ;-; "I like your face and your voice, your cute and you are epic" idk why I said epic, lol.

[@TheLuizSouza]

Okay, that was epic.

[@majomhaha5026]

Really epic

[@mermistaaa6666]

Epic

[@natalyvasquez1898]

Why epic ooof in 1 grade

[@josephperets2649]

that was the most EPIC poem ever

[@brunettedevil283]

Ok so I wrote this poem and I wanted it to be creepy but instead it's just weird so here we go... Water or coffe? I ask myself Then I hear a quiet voice Pleading for help It's late at night There's a photo on the shelf On the window, written in blood is ''Hope you sleep well'' In my head it soon started ringing The picture's is broken The door is now open And I can hear the silent voice singing ''Hope you sleep well Just like and angel Who sinned and fell So please be careful Around the well Don't trust the stranger Hope you sleep well"

[@megvmean]

I kinda like it!

[@keeva6530]

I kinda like it too

[@freshsqueezedflesh2074]

It sounds cool I've written worse

[@cadetobvious9559]

That’s actually surprisingly good

[@isabelle6549]

Wow i like it

[@alexd9718]

Intstead of buddy you should’ve said honey

[@senza4591]

I think he knows that now

[@furryexterminator1280]

I forgot his video was about music lol.

[@willsmith5834]

Me too

[@larayarrow8303]

Same

[@lisasumerlin4103]

Cadaver means dead body!

[@lisasumerlin4103]

Ur Mr. Dead body

[@crispycrunch9653]

wait what.. is it?

[@libby15648]

*Boy oh boy the lyrics on this bad boy is MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*

[@aadibob8951]

I read it the same time he said it lol

[@choccmilk]

I made a song up about laughing at a boy on the swings for no reason, then walking away, then dramatically turning around and kissing him on the cheek. This was during my Webkinz stage.

[@Ihn8177]

I made a song about cheese curds, a song about magical mages and florescent flowers and a parody of a song promoting a peanut butter shop

[@turtletaco9872]

I made up a song about being 'deceived' because I thought that my bros and I would be bestest friends forever. Then Boy's College decided to exist lmao

[@soniamyers9402]

Wtf

[@xxvainngunzxx3543]

Did anybody notice the “touyube”

[@gregor751]

Yes

[@scienceforlifeandstuff4590]

No? Where is it?

[@xxvainngunzxx3543]

It’s at 0:04 "to the toyoube”

[@haileywhalen3823]

I did!

[@breemflurry2144]

I herd it

[@lollipopyummy1389]

My name is Rami no joke

[@youmaycallmev6879]

Where u from bro?

[@lollipopyummy1389]

SKULLY 2468 syria lol

[@benjaminbustamante7924]

@@lollipopyummy1389 noice

[@laravlogsxo1890]

lollipop guy/gal is the simplynailogical as ur profile pic

[@woeisi]

@@laravlogsxo1890 yeh if you look closely at the Pic you can see nail polishes behind her

[@eyuelzero]

To people on a computer: Go to 0:00 and press the left arrow on the keyboard repeatedly. I just made you a bad DJ.

[@patricksimpson4837]

Eyuel Zero lol

[@Louveniax]

This is my cringy old thing that I actually tought of uploading... Verse They see me as a threat They haunt me in the dark They took my words impressed, the damsel in distress is Finally laid to rest. They watch me from afar They call me a disgrace They don't know who we are, and always go too far until I fall apart Chorus Have you ever heard of a first impression? Or have you ever heard of a cruel obsession? This is what you get when you come back to me And this is what you see when you let me in *edgy psycho mode activated*

[@yntyyndrsn4048]

well, it's not THAT bad :D I actually got interested but couldn't find any of your music videos on your channel :c

[@JayFolipurba]

That's a metal song! growl it and it makes total sense

[@loaf_of_beans1619]

Not bad, I would listen

[@ellie-maypybus1116]

That is actually pretty good make it into a song and I will listen

[@purpledragonz5532]

This is actually awesome.

[@BLINDSIGHT]

YO ROOMIE I want to write a song about you I'm a blind rapper so I think it would be very interesting should I do it?

[@blindsightmc8471]

That would be sick bro!

[@BLINDSIGHT]

@@blindsightmc8471 hey thank you!

[@maxseaii1159]

BLINDSIGHT how did you type this?

[@themanwithnoname2183]

That's a fair point. If you're blind, how did you write this?

[@ItzReFlecTzz]

BLINDSIGHT sub to me plz

[@marianacristaldi8997]

so, young me thought she was really poetic so have fun with these "quotes": Everything and everyone has a story to tell, you just have to listen closely. Before you judge a painting, become the artist. You don't have to have been in a physical battle to be a warrior. A true warrior comes from passion, strength and surviving things that could've broken them but they held their heads up high and moved on. Don't look at her smile, look at her eyes for they hold a lot more truth in them. You can't experience happiness before having experienced sadness. Life could be easy, but then, how would we grow as a person and learn to deal with shit. (I was truly an edgy girl). Stop questioning things and just accept them as they are, you'll make yourself more confused. Wow, tears have been shed.

[@yee1461]

I actually kinda love them

[@subcutie5479]

Those sound like something Paolo Coelho could have shitten out. Also, the truth in the eyes one and the one with the listen closely thing were kind of cheesy and mainstream, but some of them were actually kind of deep, and really good for being so young. I mean, a lot of 40 year old women would probably buy and put on the living room wall.

[@marianacristaldi8997]

@@subcutie5479 convenient since I'm Brazilian and yeah when I look back at some of them I cringe a lot 😂

[@senza4591]

Damn, what is this, the Dali fucking Lama?

[@TheMarriedSouthernPeaches]

Just another case of KZbin doing great things. OH WAIT

[@chasespake9271]

youtube:hey everyone here is youtube rewind!!! hope you all enjoy :D

[@LeaguePeys]

Yt deleted 21 subs from me

[@ilovedbandjjba]

Everyone talking about how 'Why You Gotta Be So Hot?' is actually catchy. I'm over here like "hehe I actually prefer 'Not A Number'..."

[@lizzymayplaymusic]

Lol same

[@cea2439]

Me too! I was looking a comment like this lmao.

[@philomenacurran5220]

Same

[@giorgoss4410]

I think Not a number was catchier, and the lyrics were not that bad (except from "i will be just american")

[@snirplethesnail]

My totaly great song I am not a house I am not a building I am not a person I am a BOOK

[@DianaProudmoore]

it's good for a kid song~

[@turtletaco9872]

No. I am a FOOT!

[@kaylahlodge7758]

No I am groot!

[@Schemingzy]

No I am a boot

[@connorjenson5845]

I have a song. Mhm....... your mom asked me to put it in last night, so I slapped her in the face and said all right, I am a holy child that does not sin, you may beg of me but I will not put it in, I follow Jesus and he tells me the way, I cannot have sex or kill people or be gay, so I pooped of her back then I stole her cat, then I ran away, this happened 2 years ago before my dad left, to get milk even though we had a gallon left, thank you for your time to listen to my rhyme, merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night. February, 22, 2020

[@kevesoares]

PS. Please don't like this comment, 'cause I don't want the girl I wrote this about to know it heh Maybe I ponder often Maybe I’ve rapped like twice Maybe u think I’m weird but wait, you’ll tell me otherwise........ Maybe I think too much n’ Maybe I act too nice Maybe u sink to the bottom of my heart you’ll be the price yea X2 Maybe I rap to feel better ‘n confident, feel just like I’ve beat the boss in a video game I won the fight, I begin to ignite n’ every single problem disappears in the midnight I’ll be the Mario n’ you’ll be the Boss, I just wanna tell that I like u the most n’ yea I feel like I am almost a ghost, yea my fuckin’ bellicose thoughts still left in my mind. U was always so kind ‘cause the most of the time you’d make me in a good mood no matter what u said. Oh it.. hurts in my head, I should go to my bed n’ never wake up cause’ I can’t be with u , think I’m dead. Dead inside, I should compartmentalize but I’m not that wise yet. My mind is... ….frozen like ice yea, wonder if yours’s like mine yea I.. change my mind more often than i change my personality, in... ...one sec ur my galaxy, the other ur just trash to me. I… feel like I’ve no friction, think I doubt about the gravity. Is this even reality. perhaps it be, n’ actually. I don’ know what I am. I don’ know can, don’ know if i’m the wimpy one or if i am the man Maybe I ponder often Maybe I’ve rapped like twice Maybe u think I’m weird but wait, you’ll tell me otherwise. Maybe I think too much n’ Maybe I act too nice Maybe u sink to the bottom of my heart you’ll be the price yea X2 Not… everyone is lucky to have true love, when u get played n’ played it’s kinda hard to trust uh ….. I mean, what’s the point of love though if all it ever does is that it comes and goes. But at the… Same tiiiiiime u got have some fun ‘cause, if u never plays around u never get to meet the real one. …..n’ ever since we started flirting, I just thought I’d have some fuuun yea,.. I know I’m dumb u know me I want Attention, but neither do I really want too much ‘cause, I’m too scared to be unliked n’ people sayin’ shit ‘n such. Does… Anybody feel as I do or am I the only one, am I the only one who can’t get any fuckin’ shit uh done. Listen to my words there is no need to look back U just gotta live in the moment, remember past is black X4 you'll like this anyways u little prick don't u...

[@kyzola569]

Keve Soares If you don’t want someone to like it, and if you don’t want someone to see it, why are you posting it here?

[@CellarStudioProductions]

Yes, I will. Lol. And yes, I did.

[@vanessaozolin19]

@Pizzapandaplays mom is you

[@tragicwonder5819]

Oops I liked it guess I'm a prick

[@islagordon1989]

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[@starcastic1933]

“My super cute friend boyinaband” *Is it bad that I ship them*

[@mydad4736]

You're not alone, my friend 😔😔😔

[@ahaironyourscreen535]

Kind of......but KZbin excepts everyone so NOPE!

[@senza4591]

Everyone does now

[@thougsthecker7404]

Yes,unless you keep it to yourself

[@deletedaccount8836]

Yes

[@calebsanchez3004]

Oh I was wondering why suddenly roomies videos just went from 3 minutes to 10 minutes

[@andrewgibson6304]

This is my embarrassing song I'll be mine I will you I will just be American

[@Inbetweenthoughts]

Hey Roomie.... I've been binge watching your video for two days like a freaking stalker ever since I watched 'Congratulations' video.. Ohh man... 'WHY YOU GOTTA SO HOT'.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@maggietheravenclaw3165]

Omg same

[@ab2v646]

Same ahahah

[@nostalgia6068]

Saaaaammmeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@anastasiaberg5256]

Same lol

[@diadrite]

I know this is a 10 month old video, but I'll post this anyways, because why not. I wrote these lyrics because I had just found out my crush didn't feel the same way about me, and I had (have...) the same cheesy streak. And I thought I was Shakespeare. Sooo laugh in my face. I deserve it. (it makes it all the better that I tried to set it to a really dark and sad melody (thankfully I realized how cringy the song was before I even got through producing the first verse...) Help Me I can’t live without you Can’t stand that you seem not to feel the same When the world around me falls apart When the halves of my heart start to dispart When the fire’s in the forest When the clouds are cloaked in darkness I need you But now it’s done The sun outrun The loser takes none But I need you…. I’m not ready….. To quit…….. Save Me Can’t seem to find another Too perfect, my love to smother Why this…. When the world around me falls apart When the halves of my heart start to dispart When the fire’s in the forest When the clouds are cloaked in darkness I need you But now it’s done The sun outrun The loser takes none

[@noraaaaa]

The LONGER hot dogs 😂👌😏

[@niklasvilhelm7247]

😏

[@delaneystevens7856]

One time my long term friend told me they didn't want to talk to me, then I wrote a Taylor swift esk "song" There are a million ways that night could have played out, but I can't believe that that was how I was just trying to help a friend Sent a message and thought that was the end, but oh no It was a big misunderstanding I could feel it slowly ending Then you said. Those. Words. But now I'll never see you again Because we are no longer friends But I just want to tell you I'll miss you Seven years of my life just to be thrown away Seven years of my life,hey what's the difference anyway You meant the whole world to me Now you are gone suddenly I never thought this day would come I never thought I see you run Away....... yeahhh run away But now I'll never see you again Because we are no longer friends But I just want to tell you I'll miss you

[@sandwichedjam]

FlowerGirl Love haha it’s a bit dramatic but it’s great :)

[@delaneystevens7856]

@@sandwichedjam it's very dramatic but thx 🤣

[@ThunderFan-zl1se]

Roses are red Violets are blue My heart is dead I’m such a fool

[@elfo5856]

FlowerGirl Love I like it you should make an actual song. Just change maybe 1 or 2 lyrics

[@j0n4_]

I find that funny.

[@Tarazeded]

when i was 9 i wrote a song called calm my mind it went like this you are the one the one who makes me smile you are the one i love you like a reptile oh, you calm my mind yeah you calm my mind ill buy you a shoe just one because you complete me and so you youll complete the shoe oh you calm my mind yeah you calm my mind and i love you THATS NOT EVEN THE WHOLE SONG

[@prideofmanny2981]

The shoe part hit me right in the feels

[@andrewfaust5226]

I got to make a confession I have crippling depression

[@chiquidionisio1296]

Ok...thats cool

[@astronantics]

Andrew Faust SAME

[@andrewfaust5226]

Btw this is a lyric

[@andrewfaust5226]

My depression isn’t crippling I deal with it very well

[@sleepygachaa]

Me too! it started a year ago.

[@candyninja2722]

I hate it when nonmusicians think that EVERY song an artist writes will be posted*... *noo...*

[@ItzReFlecTzz]

Candy Ninja sub to me plz

[@shiza.]

You don’t have to be a musician to know that lmao

[@marsargomusic5905]

even a mediocre artist like me has unreleased demos

[@lilschlagen]

Lol I just post my shitty songs to a sound cloud account under a different name

[@j0n4_]

r/gatekeeping

[@bvnni3.-.l0v3r9]

Here is my inbarissing song: Song| ▼ Baby:Hey baby~ it's not that hard to say~ I'm gonna let you go, let chu go, let chu go~ Sorry I can't be side~ Althot it's hard to tell you why~ All that I have to say~ Is baby I'm so sorry I have gooo I need to leave to who you knowww There the only one who will under stand what I've doneee... But before I leave I have to sayyy~ Hey baby~ I don't want you to cryyy... Although I have to go, I will always love you though

[@ireadysucks3026]

Doneeee buneeeeee = Dunny bunny

[@thougsthecker7404]

Inbarissing *inbarissing* *INBARISSING*

[@pedromonteiro1126]

@@thougsthecker7404 He is sooo stupide

[@thougsthecker7404]

@@pedromonteiro1126 i didnt mean it like that,by the way he writes,either he Isnt a native english speaker or Is a kid.that replie was making fun of the pronuanciation of embarassing not the person

[@jaydeh.]

Understandable, have a nice day.

[@prod.shawtyfire5490]

Sandice yup

[@yourhandsomebubbleboicaesa8109]

Why does it sound so familiar?

[@yourhandsomebubbleboicaesa8109]

Did you ate pancakes this morning?

[@demonslayer8575]

behold the legend roomie he is one of the most talented person on earth

[@ItzReFlecTzz]

ceezy tv sub to me plz

[@parrotcarrot3504]

@@ItzReFlecTzz Stop it, nobody cares!!

[@im_just-a_potato5559]

My most embarrassing thing my diary has three days of my just arguing to myself in the book about being pan I was lonely

[@subcutie5479]

Leo Roads “ dear diary, I think I might be a pan. Today someone put me on the stove and proceeded to cook some disgusting things in me. Asparagus for example. “ “ dear diary. I am really angry. Today, they cooked soup. I was totally useless today. It’s breaking my heart. You can probably not even imagine all my feelings right now. “ “ dear diary, I think yesterday was just a honest mistake. I’ve realized now, that I am not only a pan, but their favorite one. They used me TWICE today. One time for breakfast and one for dinner! Life is crazy! “

[@im_just-a_potato5559]

@@subcutie5479 Very Funny :P

[@heartsthekitteh6239]

When I was 12, I was heavily inspired by an underground alternative rock band called Sins of a Divine Mother. They had a really deep and contemplative style with an edgy sound, and of course I wanted to replicate that. I never put them to music, but I wrote a lot of cringy songs for like a month. Still love the band though, and their lyrics echo in my mind every frikkin day.

[@DoubleDragos]

Here’s my embarrassing line: When you grow up you get your own knife I take my butterfly to your cocoon I can reverse life

[@ianmacel748]

Add My Snap - backflipguy03 r/im14andthisisdeep

[@spacelol6444]

@@ianmacel748 nobody cares don't be a weirdo

[@JT-xo8xi]

@@spacelol6444 says a literal 7 year old. Get your ass out of here lmao

[@voidy6984]

@@JT-xo8xi xD

[@spamwpuszce8811]

Np, myśląc że każdy zna Polski ;-;

[@jeremymclean4132]

Hi roomie ever since I first heard some of your songs you have inspired me to start singing and song writing

[@erynnspivey]

1:57 was roomies great depression Jk I love you roomie 👑💗

[@ItzReFlecTzz]

ErynnS07 Erynn sub to me plz

[@pre-seasoner]

I started writing songs and looking back I dont think I'm cut out for it. Heres the lyrics to one of them I wrote Hey little moon I'll raise you a glass For when I never said hello You lit up the past I know that i was never true Ever since your skin turned blue Hey purple star Could you show me the light? The path that I could never keep When I wanted to die You said that I could fall in love Even with no one above I can't stop having thoughts of suicide Because of you I've never seen the stars Because of you I can't remember my own smile I've carved out each day And I've made my mark On the wrists of sheep that fell for her heart I'm over fake romance I should've said no when I had the chance Hey Mr. Sun Please brighten my day Hide me from the ones I love I wish I could stay I'm stuck behind this brick built wall Where nobody can share my fall Hey Mrs. Chlorine Could you help me clean out What you've left inside my head And get rid of doubt You found me after I was lost And the wolves I've met have killed off our dawn I just want to feel the the blue sky *chorus I'm glad that we were only kids And that you took no hits

[@Alexander-xt7pc]

This reminds me of a song... Hey moon, please forget to fall down Hey moon, don’t you go downnnnn Sugarcane... was... the easy mornin’ (Northern Downpour by Panic! at the Disco)

[@j0n4_]

That shit bad

[@MarsLos10]

Hey it is not as bad, it is kinda funny though that you speak to chlorine 😂 I hope you don't feel like suicidal anymore and smile as often as possible:)

[@waver7275]

id you just Northern Downpour me you fricking... AAAAHH! Also, this song is quite poetical and great, I would love a bit of tweaking on it of course but it could turn out to be a really good song.

[@TheLuizSouza]

Some of the lines could be a little more subtle, but it's not that bad. Plus, lyrics are coupled with music. Good music/melodies/instrumentation can always mask subpar lyrics.

[@jadeyes12]

My friend told me that I need to find a reason to keep living, That was when I realized I didn't have any She said "You'll die if you don't have something that connects you to life" I silently watched as she counted many, I thought and thought I had no idea why I was still alive I tried finding some reasons but they were all lies,lies and lies My friend said "I'm not letting you die" I thought to myself "To you,does it look like I can't stay alive ?" I nodded instead She kept saying "you'll lose your hope if you have no reason to keep living,we need to find at least one thing !" I did not care Uh-oh,we couldn't find anything,what to do now ? She told me that I can't keep believing my own truths,there is a reality, that I'm gonna crash real hard when I realize all of this is my scenerios and my dreams aren't true She said I’m living in a world of fakeness Your reality is faker than my fakeness to me Your reality is fake for me My fake truth keeps me alive This is my truth and my faith So even if I know it’s fake I want to keep believing i wrote this shit when i was 12-13 when my mental illnesses were first showing themselves, i dont hate it all that much tbh, its better than what i could do now lol

[@robbynwalters7271]

Here's something I wrote about a year ago when I first got my ukulele. It's titled "Is This a Song?" [V1] C Am Musically, I’m gifted. F G Socially...it’s kind of awkward. C Am Don’t know if it helps too much, F G But I’m not so good with words. [V2] C Am Sometimes I sit at home F G Just thinking of random notes C Am F That I put in a little jingle - G That I wrote. [1st Chorus] C It’s a song, Am Or maybe not. F I can’t really tell. G Ha, I’m kind of lost [V3] C It’s cool when Am You can take a beat F And turn it into something G That sounds real neat [2nd-3rd Chorus] C It’s a song, Am Or maybe not. F I can’t really tell G I’m so lost. (3rd chorus - Ha Ha Ha) [Bridge] C It’s a song that we can F G All sing along with Am F G (play G 1st time only, build on F 2nd time) And it’s so much fun [2nd Chorus] [Outro] C Is this a song? Am Can you tell me, friend? F I don’t know about you, G But I think this song needs an C End

[@violet-hi6do]

can i use this and give credits? its an amazing song

[@robbynwalters7271]

@@violet-hi6do haha, sure. Credit using my Twitter @robbyn_banks0

[@violet-hi6do]

omg thank you! i definitely will if i post a video :)

[@ashh1014]

omg i love this hahah

[@charchar2627]

That's so cute!!!

[@purpliee4780]

Why is my Mum a creature Why is my Mum a preacher Why is my Mum a calendar Because I never remember the day. - Five-year old me.

[@mascotwithadinosaur9353]

Why is my Mum. Nuff said.

[@ireadysucks3026]

Why is my mum *existing*

[@dabingisfun1639]

I made a song called Park It's about me in a park having fun and sex But my eyeball did fall out Wich sad

[@mascotwithadinosaur9353]

Wut

[@mvndin]

Hmmm....let me think a joke 5 views,742 likes and 353 comments.......... KZbin Rewind 2018

[@ItzReFlecTzz]

TheAmazingBrick sub to me plz

[@TheDoginator]

haha wow what a good joke! i laughed so hard at this

[@danny.smells2674]

TheAmazingBrick soooo originaaal, like jus stop

[@mvndin]

@@danny.smells2674 k.........my bad.....i'm just 2 years old......don't get mad at me.

[@smileyfacegr6691]

This comment has 69 likes

[@zace8973]

Plz upload more, I love your videos

[@houdoozie]

I love your profile pick Froakie is my favorite Pokémon and I agree I like Roomie's videos I hope he uploads more

[@draconic1922]

Wish xy cone back that would be best christmas present

[@zace8973]

Houdoozie O thanks

[@ItzReFlecTzz]

Froakie897 sub to me plz

[@debarghyasaha4953]

Hey froakie use water gun

[@rebecca_pitt_7381]

I'm sure the silly animations make these videos hilarious (10 times better) I love your videos!!!

[@cruzsson7503]

Rebecca _pitt_ I totally agree

[@kino115]

Yeah

[@gracechen624]

@@ProdADMusic Actually, you should thank KZbin for that

[@brentanderson6631]

*The people scrolling through the comments lookin for embarrassing songs because you don't wanna share yours* ↓

[@MarsLos10]

English is not my first language, but here are the ugliest English lyrics I found in my teen notebook; Parentheses are my current comments throughout the song; When I was a little kid (little kid?! you were freaking 14 when you wrote this crap) I was thinking about a dream One day it will come true I'll try anything to prove at you ...that.... I truly, truly truly love you (oh here it comes) And I really, really really need you I would never, ever let you go I would die for your smile, did you know? (What a chorus, so glad it ended) Nowadays I've grown up (to the super old age of FOURTEEN) I think I have changed a lot But every time I see you sad My heart is hurting bad (I'm not sure if this is even grammatically correct. I still suck at English but I was worse 7 years ago when I wrote this...thing😂) ...so... I truly, truly truly love you (not againnnnnn) And I really, really really need you I would never, ever let you go I would die for your smile, if you know! (Yeah I've physically written a "!" In my notes) And if you haven't understood That my love is pretty true You are always on my mind And I'll try! To make you mineeee ...'cause... (The same chorus except the last line goes "I would die for your smile, as you know!") AND FINALLY THIS IS THE END OF THE SONG. Phew! I don't think there are worst lyrics than these😂 Fun fact I didn't even related this song to a teenaged crush or someone I liked. I just wrote it. Imagining how it feels like to be in love. Uuuuugh, stupid me😂 At least the music I wrote for this crap is not that bad. Hope I made you cringe or laugh 😂

[@Tom-hw5pv]

MarsLos10 I thought get it was pretty good... I was singing the words loool..... btw are you still 14??!

[@MarsLos10]

@@Tom-hw5pv Lol I can't believe someone liked it😂😂😂 I was 14 when I wrote it, now I'm 21

[@maiyak2627]

It was beautiful

[@the6ix72]

it was so bad i stopped reading it

[@twigdoesutag]

Still better than anything I’ll ever write :/

[@ArcticaTheFox]

For some reason when I saw the title my brain filled in the blanks with "I wanna do my homework" I think my school work load is getting to me.

[@abigailprice9936]

I made song as a kid and it was a spin off of cheap thrills and I'm cringing come on come on put themradio down cause my ears are ringing like a doorbell my ears are on fire like the kids at my school they are liars I just want superpowers so I can fly to the sky so put the radio down cause there is someone at the door and I know who it is it's the pizza delivery guy so take me to the sky .......... I was young when I made this song and I was proud of it but now I don't want anyone to know about it I'm cringing just writing this

[@HaileyJD110]

This is hilarious 😂

[@schildpadaldabra9650]

Not first Have a nice day bye

[@ItzReFlecTzz]

schildpad aldabra sub to me plz

[@criticwhosalwaysright1404]

Coz I am his teacher

[@herdis1778]

“I right a lot of songs, some of them I end up uploading to TouYube”

[@hernameisalea]

As a songwriter myself, I understand frustration over unfinished songs 😂 I just want them to be perfect but then cant find the right sound to make them perfect lol ~ epic cringe ~

[@seantheuser]

Same for me😂

[@kenzocervoni9335]

Hard times... I just end up procrastinating....

[@dripgotthatdrip]

Girl: as soon as I can Boy: will u leave me Girl: no are u crazy?! boy: do u love me? Girl: yes alot Boy: have u ever cheated on me? girl: no never! Boy: wil u ever kiss me? Girl: every chance I get Boy: will u ever hit me? Girl: definitely not Boy: can I trust you? Girl: yes? Boy: babe (Ya this is my life except its backwards)

[@snowy686]

Thatz AWESOME dude!

[@raeedibnzamanvintage7438]

ha ha copy pasted

[@Sybato]

That doesn't even make sense forward

[@HypoToilet]

Boy:Babe Girl: as soon as I can

[@jovianarsenic6893]

Nice copy pasta

[@bigrgo3616]

Roses are red Voilets are blue Even though voilets are purple It still.. wait no *stop* I stole this joke

[@noahkhemakhem3940]

A chorus to a song I wrote in 5th grade when my friend moved Yeah it feels like I’m stranded on a island And don’t forget the worlds in fire Without your memory my mind wouldn’t function And every time it gets loose don’t forget the punch-it-in

[@ptolemyp-w]

Merry Christmas

[@dizz452]

3 views and 600+ like

[@mrbumkin1951]

Ye Dizz is right it doesn’t make sense

[@coolguy7461]

@@mrbumkin1951 LOL😂

[@averyblock5]

In my old old OLD journal, I wrote "I hate my life. I hate my feet." idek anymore

[@alexwassabifan4953]

Merry Christmas everyone have a nice day 🎄❤️

[@christianwelton9717]

I have been waiting for another video for so long. I got so worried that he gave up on youtube. Whew!

[@sophiahuddleston120]

When I was younger at my friends house, I said, get this, “I can’t WAIT to grow up to be a dog.” I don’t know. I just felt like sharing this. Sooooooo do whatever u want.

[@pranamikaverma]

😂

[@whytho8856]

8:34 off topic, but when my older brother and sister were young (i wasnt born yet) (they were probably around 2 and 4, maybe younger) my brother gave my sister a handful of dirt... and she ate it then they did the same thing two different times with sand. meaning she ate two toddler-sized handfuls of sand and one of dirt. my family is weird

[@elliew454]

what.

[@whytho8856]

yep.

[@mascotwithadinosaur9353]

My mum tells me I used to try to eat sand too. Never succeeded. Mum was vigilent enough.

[@ArcticaTheFox]

Oof I don't know how to NOT write cheesy and cringy lyrics XD. Most of my songs also end up sounding like a broadway musical wannabe. Oops.

[@jotarokujo5849]

Your heroes are dead and buried Thanos killed them

[@nnekanonyelson3114]

Elecrowiz GT Spoiler alert

[@user-rh1qe6gs5jiu8]

Congrats for the 4 million subs! And Merry Cristimas!

[@stormy_playz1623]

Hey um I want to start a channel about singing and u have been a big influence thank you 😊

[@ksescape]

Roses are red Violets are blue You should know better When you break my heart into two.

[@-almndflur-8605]

4:10 yea you sure love singing

[@weeaboo4034]

I was looking for this comment lol that is what i thought

[@monasoni3446]

Roomie: I was born in Sweden Roomie:i live in England Also Roomie: I am American Thx

[@timelordguardian7073]

1:40 IS HE FLOSSING?! WE WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOUR SINS!

[@iamgrateful0628]

Agreed

[@leonardledgendry3003]

That's why its 10mins

[@Jack-gg3gg]

When will TED himself go and talk

[@damngangproductions8835]

*The Final Boss*

[@bumpjammy]

@@damngangproductions8835 Tumblr is migrating *RUN*

[@smileyfacegr6691]

He's an introvert

[@j0n4_]

no. just no.

[@rielmarqz]

this is the post on tumblr when someone got r/whoosh’ed right?